The NCR: kind of rude sometimes. The Legion: a horde of genocidal slaving maniacs who think Rome was the pinnacle of civilisation. Players believe that these are equitable.
“Wow, Jeannie May. You negotiated the sale of a *PERSON,* and only got a thousand caps?” Everyone who sold Bryan Wilks to Paradise Falls in Fallout 3: *nervous sweating*
@@varangiangaming7178 to be fair to them, their commander is letting them die, they’ve had no luck with supply line defense, many young soldiers who simply don’t want to be there.
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta they can die for all us players care but as they are dieing, they better have a smile on there faces and should have proper manners.
19:20 Fun Fact: that "God tier" suit has a lower DT than Mk2 combat armour - which any rando can buy off the Gun Runners. The god-tier suit is the Enclave power armour. 35 DT and no -2 Agility...
@@zeno-cc4434 Not at the quarry, it's on the other side of hoover dam I believe? Or lake mead I can't remember. There's a bunch of deathclaws and 2 suits of power armor (enclave and T-51B)
@@ChloScrimblo didn't ask if it was full, but thank you, I just want to collect it for fun, also i find killing deathclaws fun, I barely keep fusion cores on me
"I'm so terrifying yet so lacking and social skills even the most basic conversation must sound like a hostage negotiation" why did you just describe my son
Grade A parent right here. I wonder why your son has those issues in the first place when his own mother is talking smack about him... on a youtube video of all platforms...
@@calliecalamity8787 especially considering her username is her actual name and she literally has a photo of herself lol. The fact that she has no shame publically saying something like that with her real identity probably means she says much worse stuff to him behind closed doors. And these people genuinely wonder why their kids end up so messed up when they ruin their kids self esteem day in day out
Imagine telling the family of a gay man who has gone catatonic. "He was a fruit, but now he's a vegetable. At least he's still in the produce department."
Ya know, most species of bats can actually see, many better than humans, and echolocation is more of an assist for certain species, whereas species like the Megabats/Flying Foxes, actually primarily use scent to hunt. Flying foxes also look alot like dogs with wings.
what's funny is there's a dialogue option with the chef guy to talk about his family issues and you get recipes out of it, the whole exchange is so funny
" you cant just kill mr house because a robot told u to" Badger "observe" and honorable mention " how did i lose karma for that? he was already a vegetable im just making him mashed potatoes 💀💀
I did the Mojave Warlord path ( take out Mr.House, obliterate Benny, team up with Yes Man) but the differences were that I went all melee, jacked Str, jack Melee Weapons, jacked Unarmed, I even got a Power Fist and I’m able to one shot just bout anythin, like srsly, I just need to boop someone on the nose and their head explodes and de-atomizes I become One Punch Man basically, also as I was watching this video the first time, I found an NPC named “Lone Drifter” and I de-atomized his head, stole his guitar and found the YeeHaw Gun, at about the same time Badger did in the video, then I proceeded to spend like 5 minutes just pulling it out and putting it up exclusively to hear the sound effects, best 5 minutes ever
@@August16ify I mean... It's not ableist to call a disabled person disabled. And anyway it's not for disabled people, it's for people in a coma and so on
My Favorite line is if You Kill Kimball Yourself During Houses Protect the the President Quest "Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?" "He tried to make me pay taxes." "Understandable"
Nah badger was always lord death of murder Mountain. But Bennie got lucky and got the drop on him. Doc managed to save his life but all his inhibitors we're lost in the process. Turning badgee from a phenomenal courier of integrity to fuck you and everything you stand for.
I played this build till level 40 (all the quests available in the game since my int was 1 until I got it to 3 with Lonesome Road and an implant to represent him getting a tad smarter than a vegetable.) And it slaughters everything. If you play this build play on hard or higher.
@@aidenfurry471ngl deadwind cavern is worst there u can snipe them far away in the promatory in the caver u can have a legendary deathclaw jumping at u from around the corner
@@eduardlupascu7268 True, but if you max agility guns sneak and explosives like he did, you can set traps and utterly decimate them, if they had grab attacks like Fallout 4 they would pose a bigger threat but to him the sheer numbers of the promontory would be more dangerous
The White Glove Society is so cool because most of them aren't cannibals, it's just Mortimer and his followers that are trying to return their people to their old savage ways. Also their quest is awesome.
You actually planted “Yeehaw chucklefucks” Into my subconscious. Been using the phrase for a while. Only to come back, watch this again, and realise it came from you. My whole life has been a lie
I hope this becomes an inside joke in this channel. Plays (Game of Choice) ; Murders and/or causes Chaos whomever he comes across: *You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
you can be watching the ending slideshow that explains what you did to the wasteland and see the message "You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
How do you blow up the President with a SMAW? The President's a 1950s-style computer, his "body"/"mind" take up half of the Enclave's main bunker. A single SMAW won't do enough damage.
Ive never seen a video of yours but I went searching for FNV and this video did NOT dissapoint. Thank you for wrapping up this nostalgic masterpiece from my childhood into one amazing video, not to mention how I was cracking up 95% of the time.
Can We PLEASE have a part 2 of this where you explore all of the other DLCs? I REALLY want to see your reaction to the absolute nonsensical clusterfuck that is Big Mountain.
@@unrulybot1352 you take a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen
@@bobbyshewan4229 you take a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen.
@@jaycarroll4836 you take a swig from of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen before taking a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen while taking a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen
The amount of times I go back just to watch this video is just unreal honestly probably my most favorite video ever by badger fucking love this shit you should do a modded playthrough of new Vegas it would be amazing
Fun glitch is you quicksave before you leave the spawn area and then attempt to open your pipboy before it asks if you want to leave choose rebuild character and add it to whatever you want then when you add perks add skilled and wild wasteland it must be them and then once you're done reselect rebuild character and every skill should go up by 5 repeat until the pipboy closes if its not at 100 its fine you are still level up and finish it
my favourite thing about FNV is the fact the quote "I survived because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me", which is used in SO MANY cheesy motivation videos, came from that guy who literally was burnt, and then tossed in the canyon
Covered in tar, lit on fire, and than thrown in a canyon.... Joshua gram is the most metal normal human character in all of gaming...... Especially since he survived for months with no proper medical attention as well..........
@@moreexpressolessdepresso92 Honestly one of the good things that the game tells you about the legion is that they make the Mojave a considerably safer place to travel. There are no raiders or bandits or powder gangers in legion controlled lands, because they rule so strictly that they wouldn't tolerate criminals like that to live. The NCR on the other hand are constantly being portrayed as corrupt, incompetent, and dreadfully inadequate when it comes to protecting those they take tribute/taxes from. At least with the legion you wouldn't ever have a situation like Primm come around, where the NCR will literally set up camp a couple feet away from a bunch of criminals looting and slaughtering the townsfolk and doing nothing at all because "it isn't in their jurisdiction". You could argue that the Legion at Nipton had done the same as the powder gangers at Primm, but Nipton mostly consisted of convicted criminals, thieves, and rapists and was also rampant with corruption, prostitution, and depravity in equal parts. There weren't any innocent people living in Nipton, they were all just as guilty as their neighbors. Even the mayor was so shitty that he had made a deal with the legion to let them kill everyone else in town as long as he got payed afterwards, which just exemplifies how little authority the NCR even has to bring law to the people they're supposed to protect. (Despite the fact that the NCR controlled Mojave Trading Outpost is literally down the road from Nipton, and nobody was concerned about the town in the slightest) At the end of the day the choice between the two factions boils down to a couple things. Would you rather toil under the NCR and pay tribute to a government is completely powerless to protect your settlment from bandits, mutants, or animals, and also one that you have little to no representation in despite claiming to be democratic in nature. Or would you rather find safety under the banner of the Bull, while having your entire tribe be subsumed by the sheer might of Caesar's Legion, to join one of the many other tribes that have been dominated by the regime, while also having the off chance that your entire family will either be slaughtered or enslaved if they are found to be disobedient or of no use to Caesar in the long run. I feel like another good point to consider is that the Legion is a meritocracy, whereas the NCR is corrupt as shit. If you are talented in the Legion you'll be rewarded and will climb the ranks quickly, but in the NCR you'll only get far up the ladder by using subterfuge and deceit or by having personal connections to the top brass. Caesar makes a good point that Tandi was the president of the NCR for a full *FIFTY TWO YEARS* and was only elected because her father was the previous president, thus making the position a hereditary dictatorship with no constitutional restraints put into place to prevent generational dynasticism. (At least with the legion the position of Caesar would fall to the next in line, the Legate, which isn't related by blood to the Caesar and could have completely different ideologies or philosophies to the previous Caesar, as seen in the end cards of the game where Caesar chooses to enslave the majority of the population but the Legate would rather slaughter them all if he is able to take over the regime)
@@NightmareBlade10 seems like youve done a lot of research about the lore, thats impressive but i still dont like the way most of the tribe do their things, not only the legion murder, slavering, corruption, calling people they dont even know "savages", ruling over people through power and fear doesnt seem right to me no matter what
"NCR are so condescending towards me"
also badger: Is literally dumber than a brick
That is literally anyone that fights for the NCR
The NCR: kind of rude sometimes.
The Legion: a horde of genocidal slaving maniacs who think Rome was the pinnacle of civilisation.
Players believe that these are equitable.
I'm gonna reinstall fallout new vegas
Hey he supports the legion, what did you expect.
@@emiliianoportillo1311 Wait, wouldn’t a bank with no one in it have no money inside? 🤔
Badger’s moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel
What moral compass?
Moral dice roll
He rolled a D1 every time someone says something mildly offensive to him just missile launcher to the head immediately
@@shoerifica D0 to see if he spares an NCR
@@carl6629rephrase what perfection
"I'm not racist, but 15% damage is 15% damage"
**still picks the most racist dialogue options**
Hey you know the song that was played at the beginning?
@@jakebroadway7009 On description.
That's what they say in wisconsin
Plus with the buff from Joshua Graham he has god and racism on his side.
R.I.P. Matthew Perry, the voice of Benny. You will be forever remembered as the best interpretation of Fallout's villains we've ever had.
damn
O7
Rest in peace, The game was truly rigged from the start.
I want a mod where I can drown Benny in a pool/hot tub
@@KitNoxious downthumbered
Badger: NCR is condescending
Also badger: has the moral compass of a fucking flamethrower
Moral compass with magnets attached to it
"Unstoppable moron makes nuclear wasteland noticably worse"
Doesn't even launch the Divide Nukes
To be fair he doesn't have the divide.
@@carpet163 he didn't *play* the divide.
But a nuclear winter would make the Mojave better
That's because he doesn't need them
You can't chose a side if you kill all of them
"9mm kills the body, but .45acp kills the soul" - Joshua Graham
*Don’t make me pop your chulos*
-some random Mexican
It’s how you don’t turn someone into a lich
"Amen" - A cowboy probably
@@ConnonBallk7 oui
@@noblesol6275 oui
Badger created the greatest "I gave a Caveman A Gun!" build in Fallout.
holy shit this made me chuckle lmfao
“Wow, Jeannie May. You negotiated the sale of a *PERSON,* and only got a thousand caps?”
Everyone who sold Bryan Wilks to Paradise Falls in Fallout 3: *nervous sweating*
Im not evil, but 100 caps is 100 caps.
@@MoldyCinnamonfallout 3 is easy until u buy the true ending
I hate when I get more fucking caps from looting everything during a quest that gives 100 caps.
Bethesda needs to make it more like 500.
@@war_fish 100%
selling a Child into slavery in fallout 4: Even more nervous sweating
Badger: "The NCR are fucking rude."
Also Badger: has all the social graces of a lit molotov.
Badger: they are so condescending
Also Badger: *S U B-B R I C K I N T E L L I G E N C E*
Well I usually play as a dude with near max intelligence and charisma and they're still jackasses to me
@@varangiangaming7178 to be fair to them, their commander is letting them die, they’ve had no luck with supply line defense, many young soldiers who simply don’t want to be there.
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta and that gives them the right to be rude?
@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta they can die for all us players care but as they are dieing, they better have a smile on there faces and should have proper manners.
Breaking news: LOCAL MAILMAN LITERALLY TO ANGRY TO DIE
Who is this guy?
Courier 6: Im the motha fuckin MAILMAN
HE HAS KILLED THE ENTIRE NEW FUCKING CALIFORNIAN REPUBLIC
Nobody's better at going postal than the postal service.
@@Ze_N00B HE HAS PUNCHED THE SHITHEAD ROBOTS TO ASH
That's just Vegas baby
“Take drugs, kill a bear” has got to be one of the most out of pocket things I’ve ever heard, and that’s why this game is awesome
“Oh so I’ve killed every person I ever met and somehow now *I’M* the bad guy??”
"He was already a vegetable, I'm just making a mashed potato"
HOLY
That one made me choke on my drink
@@TheBitingBat i was eating my fried rice and i burst out all those poor rice grains
I almost laughed out loud mid class
That shit hit so hard I had to walk around my block just to process it.
Potatoes are fruits
"why did you attack president kimball?"
he tried making me pay taxes
"understandable"
(Join mr house he may be a jerk but you don’t have to pay taxes)
Dont use that to the NCR
A true libertarian!
@@civilizedhuman7875 I’m sold
@@twoworldwars4633 or yes man then you don't have to pay taxes and your the biggest badass with a unstoppable robot army
Even 2 years later this video is pure gold
The fact this is already 3 years old makes me feel old
WHAT IT IS
at least someone said it 😭
“Why is some platinum chip worth blowing someone’s head off”
**Said by a man who just murdered an entire tent of people for an hour long nap**
I mean, nap time is pretty important
@@VonSnuggles1412 easy destruction
naps are important
Hey hey, mfs keep stealing the beds.
And nobody steals the bed of badjur.
@@VonSnuggles1412 bruh
Badger: Fuck taxes!
Also Badger: Joins the group based on Ancient Rome, famous for its robust tax system
I mean he has 1 intelligence and I know this is a joke I say this so I don't get the "it's a just" talk
@@jacobmoore6703 hmmmmm
@@bonnieshenton9426 I can't tell what you mean
@Char Aznable oh God what have I done or did I do this or
@Char Aznable yep this is my fault
19:20 Fun Fact: that "God tier" suit has a lower DT than Mk2 combat armour - which any rando can buy off the Gun Runners.
The god-tier suit is the Enclave power armour. 35 DT and no -2 Agility...
Too bad your only ways of getting it is by talking to a nerd and his gang of old people or fighting 20 death claws + a queen
@@farcy3insanitymeme um where is it in the quarry, because I killed them all, and didn't find it
@@zeno-cc4434 Not at the quarry, it's on the other side of hoover dam I believe? Or lake mead I can't remember. There's a bunch of deathclaws and 2 suits of power armor (enclave and T-51B)
@@farcy3insanitymeme ah, got it, guess it's hunting season again
@@ChloScrimblo didn't ask if it was full, but thank you, I just want to collect it for fun, also i find killing deathclaws fun, I barely keep fusion cores on me
"I'm so terrifying yet so lacking and social skills even the most basic conversation must sound like a hostage negotiation" why did you just describe my son
Grade A parent right here. I wonder why your son has those issues in the first place when his own mother is talking smack about him... on a youtube video of all platforms...
@@barakomambayea imagine being her son reading that like, damn
@@calliecalamity8787 especially considering her username is her actual name and she literally has a photo of herself lol.
The fact that she has no shame publically saying something like that with her real identity probably means she says much worse stuff to him behind closed doors. And these people genuinely wonder why their kids end up so messed up when they ruin their kids self esteem day in day out
Yeah this is some sad shit
@@barakomamba That's one reason to go no contact
Killing me with a tire iron is the ring-a-ding move baby.
this comment is underrated 😂
Your toes bring em ring a ding over baby
@@somekidwithaphone3345 Sorry there only for me baby
Benny damn alright then
Benny *selects crucifixion option*
"He was already a vegetable, I'm just makin' him mashed potatoes." is one of the darkest lines I've ever heard. XD
I love Dark Humor.
69
No shit. But I can't stop laughing!!
Veggie Tales rated R
Imagine telling the family of a gay man who has gone catatonic. "He was a fruit, but now he's a vegetable. At least he's still in the produce department."
“I honestly can’t wait to sell you into slavery”
-Badger
2021
Just watched that part while reading this. Perfect timing.
"Miss Fortune cannot be topped."
Jokes on her! I'm a Power-Bottom.
NCR: Declares Badger a terrorist
Badger: *It's about fuckin' time*
I'm gonna use that line
COMPLETED:
Terrorist
8:34
Ave, true to Ceasar
Imma edit your phrase to fit me (le legion hater):
Legion: fucking hates me
Me: *It’s about fuckin’ time, fellas.”*
“Wanted: insufferable moron.”
I’ve never heard such an accurate representation of every time I’ve played new Vegas
Destroying a body part
More like an accurate description of me
RIP to Matthew Perry, Benny’s voice actor and all around legend
Thank you for everything sir
"By the way, if you think that T-51 is cooler than T-45 you are actually psychotic."
*Advanced Power Armor Mk1 has entered the chat*
Alternative Title:
"Florida man high on Monster angry at Californians."
*W H O S U M M O N E D M E*
@@blindside75 I did, you magnificent bastard!
*angy*
Science wins or not
You don't have to be a Floridian to hate California. I'm pretty sure at this point most Californians hate California.
JFK’s face when talking about VATS is literally just *CONCERN*
I guess so
you finna wanna have the JFK experience?
99% level of headshots
@@thomasedgar8612 I have been summoned
@Donovan Snyder i cannot remember
"I prefer to fight for the NCR. I also prefer strictly vanilla handholding. I'm not a f*cking degenerate!"
'Fuck the NCR!'
Of course Badger sides with the Legion.
He's a simple man with a simple mind and simple pleasures of violence, violence, murder, and not paying taxes.
Dam, I missed those cool cinematic shots at the beginning
Ok
Wow did not expect you here
What the hecc?
Tales is here
@@preashneerajoo6165 can relate
Keep up your great work
Badger 5 years ago: “NCR for life!”
Badger 5 years later: “FUCK THE NCR!”
I like and support the NCR ironically.
"Im an unironic ncr fan" - no one ever
@@carolkiblervorrias9290 silence in your legionist debauchery
Patrolling the comment section almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.
@@theduggler2058 commenters like @kittyface meow belong on a cross.
Ya know, most species of bats can actually see, many better than humans, and echolocation is more of an assist for certain species, whereas species like the Megabats/Flying Foxes, actually primarily use scent to hunt. Flying foxes also look alot like dogs with wings.
what's funny is there's a dialogue option with the chef guy to talk about his family issues and you get recipes out of it, the whole exchange is so funny
We need a part two of this where he goes through the other three DLCs.
definitely, the amount of weird things in big mountain
Yes
We need a whole video for Old World Blue alone.
Yeah part2
Oh my God please
"22% - can I hit that?"
*fires a rocket launcher in a closed space.*
Rich we get
idk man. 22% is still gamble
This video is canon in my Badger timeline since he met The King
" you cant just kill mr house because a robot told u to"
Badger "observe" and honorable mention " how did i lose karma for that? he was already a vegetable im just making him mashed potatoes
💀💀
“I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”
Badger: I am literally dumber than a brick and I’m smarter than you.
It is theoretical and that means it is a theory of a degree in physics
Even in NCR runs i kill Fantastic.
The world will be better without him.
@@user-cz2cg6sr5d Everyone is better without him.
That's Vegas baby!
Bro I am doing his special loadout and i uh hate it yet love it because I'm dumber than a fricking brick
"The most basic conversation feels like a hostage negotiation."
sounds like Grog
Crit role?
I'm boooooored *nearly ends the world playing with cards*
Bidet!
YOU DO NOT SEE GROG.
grog
Badger: *proceeds to say that T-45 is better than T-51b*
Also Badger: *uses model of T-51b power armor in animated parts of video*
I did the Mojave Warlord path ( take out Mr.House, obliterate Benny, team up with Yes Man) but the differences were that I went all melee, jacked Str, jack Melee Weapons, jacked Unarmed, I even got a Power Fist and I’m able to one shot just bout anythin, like srsly, I just need to boop someone on the nose and their head explodes and de-atomizes
I become One Punch Man basically, also as I was watching this video the first time, I found an NPC named “Lone Drifter” and I de-atomized his head, stole his guitar and found the YeeHaw Gun, at about the same time Badger did in the video, then I proceeded to spend like 5 minutes just pulling it out and putting it up exclusively to hear the sound effects, best 5 minutes ever
"Why did you attack President Kimball?"
[He tried to make me pay my taxes.]
"Understandable."
*TaxationIsTheft.exe*
Professional tax evasion
Sic semper tyrannis
the literal best line ive ever heard in any game
" No. No. That's not even giving me the credit I deserve. I fucking invented edible food! "
Which is funny, because in the ending slides for house winning, they talk about him collecting heavy taxes from citizens.
NCR: We got an army, taxes, and bureaucracy.
Legion: We got Lord Death of Murder Mountain.
Yes Man:you own Vegas and are lord death of murder mountain
Ave true to Caesar
Mr. House: I got money and a dream.
@@UR_Bum007 Ave, true to Caesar
@@mrgamer5739 death to the cowardly NCR
I'm definitely using lord death of murder mountain build for my Fallout 4 playthrough.
22:48 “Keep talking shit Philip, KEHEEEp TALKING SHIT” I almost died laughing lol
"he was already a vegetable i just made him mashed potato's" is the greatest's shit ever
Ah yes, *GRAMMAR*
It was a genius pun
potatoes*
@@August16ify it's not ableist though. ableist would be calling him a cripple.
@@August16ify I mean... It's not ableist to call a disabled person disabled. And anyway it's not for disabled people, it's for people in a coma and so on
"I've killed tents full of people just to take a one hour nap."
"Why would Benny try to kill me over a poker chip?"
"Why can I seduce Benny so I could beat him dow in his own room"
It could be interprieted like
"Oooo the chip must worth something if benny killed me over it"
That's Vegas baby
That's Vegas, baby.
That’s Vegas baby
My Favorite line is if You Kill Kimball Yourself During Houses Protect the the President Quest
"Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?"
"He tried to make me pay taxes."
"Understandable"
It’s funny how people still make Fallout New Vegas jokes today. You know Obsidian was cooking gold.
"to avoid making this video 2 hours long"
you say that like we dont want a 2 hour long video of you disrupting the peace in the mojave
RIGHT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
I think it’s because if he makes more than one video for more as revenue.
@@OrkOfOhio or he just doesn’t want to do more editing and animation
"Courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck?! Would you like to rephrase that?"
I fricking died at this part
Even though I usually side with the NCR, I can't stand Oliver.
If you go to 8:36 onwards for a few seconds That's every Plane incident ever accumulated
"frick"
Rip Matthew Perry. "The game was rigged from the start"
By far my favourite video badger has made, always find myself coming back to watch this
"Why some stupid platinum chip was worth blowing someone's head off"
Badger also murdering entire regiments of NCR to sleep for an hour
To be fair beds are arguably infinitely more useful than the Platinum Chip
@@exittierone1 hp? 1 hour nap and you're full health and all of your limb crippling injuries magically disappear.
Yep if a bed can fix a broken why the fuck would I find a tiny piece of metal?
even though he didnt have to kill them to sleep thats what makes it more satisfying to sleep in
Sounds like a Hippocrate to me
Literally no body :
TheRussianbadger: “I think I’ll make a 40 minute tutorial for a game that came out 10 years ago”
👌
Exactly, spoiler warning my ass.
and do it right!
Yep
I didn’t even realize that this video was 40 minutes long until I read your comment.
"Oh, you wanna hear about Fallout: NV?" *Cracks open monster*
Watching this 3 years after its release is the greatest thing CZcams has done for my mental health.
"One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
-Boromir
"Take drugs kill a bear" best phrase to come out of the entire fallout series
the funny thing is that if you dont have wild wasteland you still take drugs and kill a flaming yao guai
I think you're forgetting "Gaaaaarrryyy"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
"This world can officially bite my ass"
Take bear kill a drugs
Fun fact: *The doctor messed with badger’s brain making him the dumbest but the most terrifying creature in new vegas*
Messed with his intelligence and made his testosterone skyrocket
The doc can actually comment on your low INT after the VIC tester
Basically, Frankenstein
Nah badger was always lord death of murder Mountain. But Bennie got lucky and got the drop on him. Doc managed to save his life but all his inhibitors we're lost in the process. Turning badgee from a phenomenal courier of integrity to fuck you and everything you stand for.
@@obsidianfrost9514 so from *example of someone that cares for everyone * to doom slayer basically? liking the lore already
Badger : Bonks Mr. House*
Game : Lose Karma
Badger : How am i losing Karma for making a salad?
Such a shame that this video is age restricted
Also why is it so fucking good?
“Lord death of murder mountain”
This is probably the most threatening thing to ever be heard
There is another *takes sip from mysterious vault 13 big iron*
It's also an achievement in new vegas
So is hearing 3 words when your at the end of s cliff
"FUS... ROH... DAH!"
"The living riot RussianBadger" is somehow worse
Ppppppl
"we can't expect god to do all the work"
*Loads 1911 with religious intent*
religious intent*
@@jessicamason2526 I like that
*Y E S*
I SCROLLED TO THIS WHEN THE VIDEO PLAYED IT OML
By far, the funniest video Badger has made 😂
Gotta love that one guy who "Won the lottery" what that meant was that the legion left him as the only survivor of his city
Boxcars (the powder ganger dude in a building) is also a survivor
“He was already a vegetable, in just going to make him mashed potatoes.”
What is wrong with badger like you don’t use old vegetables you got to use fresh one if you are going make mashed potatoes
That's Vegas baby
*takes sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
The game was rigged from the start
Badger: "I can kill literally anything"
Also Badger: (Has literally no footage of him killing a Deathclaw)
I played this build till level 40 (all the quests available in the game since my int was 1 until I got it to 3 with Lonesome Road and an implant to represent him getting a tad smarter than a vegetable.) And it slaughters everything. If you play this build play on hard or higher.
two words, deathclaw promontory
@@aidenfurry471ngl deadwind cavern is worst there u can snipe them far away in the promatory in the caver u can have a legendary deathclaw jumping at u from around the corner
@@eduardlupascu7268 True, but if you max agility guns sneak and explosives like he did, you can set traps and utterly decimate them, if they had grab attacks like Fallout 4 they would pose a bigger threat but to him the sheer numbers of the promontory would be more dangerous
Can someone make a deathclaw build
*when you introduce mods into fallout* lord death of murder mountain is God damn right
The White Glove Society is so cool because most of them aren't cannibals, it's just Mortimer and his followers that are trying to return their people to their old savage ways. Also their quest is awesome.
You actually planted
“Yeehaw chucklefucks”
Into my subconscious.
Been using the phrase for a while. Only to come back, watch this again, and realise it came from you.
My whole life has been a lie
Honestly same holy shit
Same
Same
Lmao, my kill phrase is "Yeehaw chucklefuck"
The CIA agent implanting your trigger phrase: "Hey, this video is pretty good"
*kills an entire military base with intended casualties* fallout: "you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
I hope this becomes an inside joke in this channel.
Plays (Game of Choice) ; Murders and/or causes Chaos whomever he comes across:
*You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
@@oH_._ I mean I’m finally happy he is doing a single player since the last one. It’s been like 3 years since he uploaded like JC3 and Badcompany 2
you can be watching the ending slideshow that explains what you did to the wasteland and see the message
"You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen"
T-45 fans can’t handle that their mid looking armor isn’t as god tier as the holy t-51
Oh you fckn went there didnt you
@@tripwire3992 damn right
Tried the badger build on some geckos and boy does it commit mass murder
“The time for talk has passed, the Lord’s work must be done.” Literally the best quote ever
Have you ever seen a man use nuclear weapons in close quarters combat? That's Vegas baby
Well...
*WE CANT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK*
Fax
“I InVeNtEd eDiBlE FoOd”
Me when a kid says a songs from tik tok
Badger: literally dumber than a brick
Also Badger: God, why is everyone so mean to me?
Not related
Tots not related
Not to mention, his Character is very racist.
Just like the simulations
That's Vegas baby!
Man actually made every morally absent plot choice
34:44 his people needed him
Als I took a sip from my trusty vault 13 canteen
NCR: does anything
badger: and i took that personally
*loads shotgun*
@@oldmemesuperoldmeme4567 *arms portable nuke launcher*
And then he started blasting
“You see a Purple Guy in Chucky Cheese?”
“That’s Vegas Baby”
Vegas
*fnaf flashbacks* why William Afton... why..?
@@wind-styleragenshuriken1849
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
You see a bunch of men in blue face paint jamming on stage?
That's Vegas baby.
“You see a walking dinosaur that will eat your liver with little issue?”
“That’s Vegas baby”
A 1 intelligence character siding with the Legion just makes so much sense
I find myself coming back to this video every year just because of how good it is. I’m actually impressed you’ve managed to do this badger.
“put a cap into general gobldegook here”
*joshua precedes to empty entire magazine into tribals head*
*bang... bangbangbang*
[You Take A Sip From Your Trusty Vault 13 Canteen.]
No body:
Literally no body:
No I mean there is literally no body, because I blew up President Kimball with a SMAW at point blank range.
How do you blow up the President with a SMAW?
The President's a 1950s-style computer, his "body"/"mind" take up half of the Enclave's main bunker. A single SMAW won't do enough damage.
@@nadrewod999 i think he meant kimball
@@sharkgirling not my president
A cinematic masterpiece for the ages
My only reason for almost always opting to kill or crucify Benny is knowing that he's canonically into feet.
Real talk tho, "courier-walk-the-wasteland-fuck" is a SICK burn.
I'm still laughing at it lol
The hell it is. I've seen better burns from a kid with a magnifying glass.
I've heard better burns from elementary school kids XD
Mcready from Fallout 3 had better burns and he was a goddamn tween
iuf you can even call it a burn he is basically calling you a fuck but putting your job title in front of it
"Truth is.....the game was rigged from the start."
*Puts a cap in your head*
*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen*
Benny: 👁👄👁
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@@Da_Lich how original
@Donnovan McConnell General Kenobi!
I don't understand the canteen thing. What's it for?
Ive never seen a video of yours but I went searching for FNV and this video did NOT dissapoint. Thank you for wrapping up this nostalgic masterpiece from my childhood into one amazing video, not to mention how I was cracking up 95% of the time.
Even after two years this video is still super good
Can We PLEASE have a part 2 of this where you explore all of the other DLCs?
I REALLY want to see your reaction to the absolute nonsensical clusterfuck that is Big Mountain.
Yesssss king
I love talking to my british brain
Toaster Supremacy
If Joshua made him tear up then I think Dead Money would make him cry.
Please badger, listen to him, we want a full play through, like Uber dangers video, PLEASE
"The truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
You take a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen...
You take a swig from your trusty vault 13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty vault 13 canteen
@@unrulybot1352 you take a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen
@@bobbyshewan4229 you take a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen, for taking a swig from your trusty Vault-13 canteen.
@@jaycarroll4836 you take a swig from of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen before taking a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen while taking a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig of a swig out of your trusty Vault 13 canteen
The amount of times I go back just to watch this video is just unreal honestly probably my most favorite video ever by badger fucking love this shit you should do a modded playthrough of new Vegas it would be amazing
Fun glitch is you quicksave before you leave the spawn area and then attempt to open your pipboy before it asks if you want to leave choose rebuild character and add it to whatever you want then when you add perks add skilled and wild wasteland it must be them and then once you're done reselect rebuild character and every skill should go up by 5 repeat until the pipboy closes if its not at 100 its fine you are still level up and finish it
my favourite thing about FNV is the fact the quote "I survived because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me", which is used in SO MANY cheesy motivation videos, came from that guy who literally was burnt, and then tossed in the canyon
Takes sip from god
We can’t expect god to do all the work
The fire that kept me alive was love. Their love. God's love.
Covered in tar, lit on fire, and than thrown in a canyon....
Joshua gram is the most metal normal human character in all of gaming...... Especially since he survived for months with no proper medical attention as well..........
And they dont even quote him correctly
He doesnt even say "the fire within me" he just says "the fire within"
"At least they're not pretending!" Badger says about an army of cosplayers.
Sub Brick intelligence man constantly rolling nat 1
LOL
"at least they are not pretending"
lol, why cant i see that as a good reason the defend people that literaly consider crucifying others?
@@moreexpressolessdepresso92 Honestly one of the good things that the game tells you about the legion is that they make the Mojave a considerably safer place to travel. There are no raiders or bandits or powder gangers in legion controlled lands, because they rule so strictly that they wouldn't tolerate criminals like that to live. The NCR on the other hand are constantly being portrayed as corrupt, incompetent, and dreadfully inadequate when it comes to protecting those they take tribute/taxes from.
At least with the legion you wouldn't ever have a situation like Primm come around, where the NCR will literally set up camp a couple feet away from a bunch of criminals looting and slaughtering the townsfolk and doing nothing at all because "it isn't in their jurisdiction".
You could argue that the Legion at Nipton had done the same as the powder gangers at Primm, but Nipton mostly consisted of convicted criminals, thieves, and rapists and was also rampant with corruption, prostitution, and depravity in equal parts. There weren't any innocent people living in Nipton, they were all just as guilty as their neighbors. Even the mayor was so shitty that he had made a deal with the legion to let them kill everyone else in town as long as he got payed afterwards, which just exemplifies how little authority the NCR even has to bring law to the people they're supposed to protect. (Despite the fact that the NCR controlled Mojave Trading Outpost is literally down the road from Nipton, and nobody was concerned about the town in the slightest)
At the end of the day the choice between the two factions boils down to a couple things. Would you rather toil under the NCR and pay tribute to a government is completely powerless to protect your settlment from bandits, mutants, or animals, and also one that you have little to no representation in despite claiming to be democratic in nature. Or would you rather find safety under the banner of the Bull, while having your entire tribe be subsumed by the sheer might of Caesar's Legion, to join one of the many other tribes that have been dominated by the regime, while also having the off chance that your entire family will either be slaughtered or enslaved if they are found to be disobedient or of no use to Caesar in the long run.
I feel like another good point to consider is that the Legion is a meritocracy, whereas the NCR is corrupt as shit. If you are talented in the Legion you'll be rewarded and will climb the ranks quickly, but in the NCR you'll only get far up the ladder by using subterfuge and deceit or by having personal connections to the top brass. Caesar makes a good point that Tandi was the president of the NCR for a full *FIFTY TWO YEARS* and was only elected because her father was the previous president, thus making the position a hereditary dictatorship with no constitutional restraints put into place to prevent generational dynasticism. (At least with the legion the position of Caesar would fall to the next in line, the Legate, which isn't related by blood to the Caesar and could have completely different ideologies or philosophies to the previous Caesar, as seen in the end cards of the game where Caesar chooses to enslave the majority of the population but the Legate would rather slaughter them all if he is able to take over the regime)
@@NightmareBlade10 seems like youve done a lot of research about the lore, thats impressive
but i still dont like the way most of the tribe do their things, not only the legion
murder, slavering, corruption, calling people they dont even know "savages", ruling over people through power and fear doesnt seem right to me no matter what
How is it every-time I revisit you Badger, I’m literally CRYING laughing😭 6:12