OFFLINETV COOKING SHOWDOWN: SQUARES
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If Toast was in the challenge he probably would have made toast
Michael: I'm gonna make the ramen *points at maruchan*
Me, who fucking dies inside: *fucking dies inside*
Hi
the way scarra looked immediately when lily said “dad! dad!”😭
Just watched that part, hilarious 😂
timestamp: 11:22
He barely tried too, I can’t tell if she loosened it that much or if she’d really just magnitudes weaker than Scarra😂
I love how he just knew 😂
@@Crying2Deaththose caps are also slippery in general and if she had anything on her hands it just makes it worse.
i love how jodi and john have the same brain. they made dishes targetted for 8 yr olds.
I wouldn't say targeted at 8 year olds. Smores is actually a very common taste combo in a real kitchen. They definitely share a brain cell though lol
@@iceman3317 idk man I don't eat chocolate all that often and last time i checked i wasn't 8 years old
@@iceman3317 in a real kitchen? what does that even mean?
That's how you know they are meant for each other
I mean have you ever had catering served at a party and went for the chicken tenders and fries instead of the "adult food"?
Yvonne killed it!!!!
“Filipinos don’t even eat ramen.” 😂😂 We have pancit canton, not ramen. Lol
HAHAHAHA He’s such a great troll
The closest thing we have to ramen is batchoy lmfaoooo
Timestamp?
We do though
Fax. But, nissin ramen....😅
I knew Yvonne would excel in this. Her mastery of mustard compares to no other
Lmao just remembered her being dubbed as condiment girl
Lmao
michael: mad scientist food
yvonne: actually knows how to cook
jodi: somehow made iit work even though the process looked gross
What about john?
@@xenethb npc
Yvonne does not know how to cook lol
You can not look at Yvonne cooking that salmon and say she knows how to cook, lol.
@@scottm7079 I mean, the premise (cube food) itself makes it hard to cook properly. If this is a normal cooking showdown then you'll see how she actually cooks. She made a few vlogs documenting her cookings. In my honest opinion, I think among OTV+F she's the best cook.
*“who will win, and who will be sent OFFLINE”* will forever be an iconic line (said by none other than don scarra)
agreed. 😂
"He said it! He said the thing!"
It honestly was a baller line for sure
It was one of the line of all time
daddy scarra
11:29 Lily calling scarra dad was actually the most wholesome thing at offline tv
And the fact that he ACTUALLY answered😭
the little immediate head swivel 🥺
it was so cute 😭
The funniest part about this is watching Yvonne be the only competent person in the kitchen.
the legitimate fear in Poki's eyes when she saw Michael cooking had me on the floor laughing.
She had PTSD from the previous cooking video where he was teamed up with Toast XD
18:34
bro, she looked like a cardboard cutout at first.
I just love the way he points at her, stares into her soul with a big smirk and turns on the blender again XD
I'm highly impressed by Yvonne's cooking skills
the roomies have mentioned that yvonne does most if not all the cooking if they aren't buying food
people tend to forget that she's not a member of otv, she's their house manager
@@zaha867 she s streaming too
@@zaha867does that matter tho?
you should watch her videos where she cooks at home, all her cooking looks super good
Michael nailed the “I’m half something so I’ll cook something related to that”😂😂 like one of those contestants in cooking shows that keeps cooking italian foods because they are 1/4 italian or something 😅
And his final monologue about Filipinos not even eating ramen had me dead
I love the way John and Jodi both spoke to their food/ingredients in their own way.
John asking the dongo cubes "I could blend you. Would you like to be blended?" and Jodi saying "Good luck in there! Have fun!" to the salmon in the frying pan. 🤣
i love the fact that one team was at a definite advantage with having yvonne so they nerfed her by having michael but the power of lily/scarra/john's 1 combined brain cell is too much LMAOOO
IDK, I think Michael is a direct buff. Coinflip, sure, but definitely a buff.
Michael isn't a nerf just highly unpredictable. So, he can either boost the team or be its greatest downfall.
I think the actual nerf is Jodi, because she doesn't know how to cook at all lol.
@@axiom5718 who gets him its gonna go for some good time
Michael is by far the second best at cooking next to Yvonne. His only downside is that he goes mad science mode and fails at making edible stuff half the time
This is the perfect challenge for Jodi - she loves cube things!!
Shiny cube things!!
just like the cube michael got her for christmas
she meant shiny cute things😭 cube was a typo she said
@@kathyydao that's the joke
@@kathyydao awooosh.
The logic Micheal and Jodi had at the beginning was just “if the judges are dead, they can’t give us a bad score”
14:35 is genuinely the hardest I've heard Scarra laugh
39:00 too😂
Further solidifying that Scarra is the dad in the OTV family is so wholesome 😭
Lily was also referencing a viral video from a cooking show where a daughter asks her dad to open a jar in a competition.
@@DarianTheBarbarian14 Cool to know, what now?
@@user-gj5et3zy5o you can watch the video if you want. Just search “Dad opens stuck jar lid for daughter” and it should come up. It’s from Master Chef. Which makes more sense as this is a bit to that format.
Bro has infinite job security 😂
Poki's "do you know who i am" was delivered perfectly lmao
only thing that wouldve made it better would have been John countering with a 2 dollar bill instead
@@adonaiabaddon93 a second phone with a 2 dollar bill
deals emotional damage
@@adonaiabaddon93 lmao truuu
the fact that jodi and john both basically had the same ideas 😭😭
Michael seemed so excited when he heard the food criteria that I thought for a second he's gonna serve them a tungsten cube.
I really like how graceful they were in their victory messages to the losing team
😄😄skill issue 🥰🤝🧑🍳🧑🍳
said it before and i'll say it again. Brodin is such a GOAT. The production value? the pacing? the beat?? i feel like im watching an actual thousands dollar per episode tv show
i totally get what you mean, and actually it's not just brodin! there are a lot of employees at OTV now, and it's a collaborative effort! it's great to see how well they adapted to the growth of the members and the company itself by always upping the quality!
@@tyongflight yeah you see new faces in the back and you can see the hard work
crazy how I genuinely felt like I was watching your classic food show like Top Chef
"it's good soup"
Not sure what you mean, the filming for this is ACTUAL THOSANDS DOLLAR per episode budget.
42:01
Michael doing the floss over a defeated Lily needs to be a meme or gif 👀💀
John looks so proudly embarrassed when Poki tells him she fucks with his dish heavy. He literally got red in the face 40:49
Yvonne came in clutch! She the real MVP this episode.👏
@@RubixKyuub oh yeah michael is definitely a surprise but also you can easily say "of course, cause it's michael" xD
Yeah, I was pretty impresed. She's usually so passive, so it was cool to see her really meet the challenge
evon hard carried let's fucking gooooooooo
@@oliverlarosa8046 she’s really good at cooking ❤ love Evon
I love the reoccurring theme of Lily making food for herself instead of making what she’s supposed to LOL
And the reoccurring joke of alcoholic lily just trying to get wine
As soon as Brodin announced the teams I knew it was gonna be chaos, but I didn't expect ALL of the red team to use blenders for their dish and it actually working.
The fact that Lily calls Scarra “dad” when she needs the bottle open, and Scarra responds to being called “dad” is just adorable
From jodi's marshmallow mess to her plating was INSANE
I don't know how many times I kept looping back to 15:58 just to see michael rise spin for his red chef intro = GENIUS! and Magical.
Omg dude i also watched him rise spin abt 4 times
Holy sht!
LMFAO I didnt even notice
he is a genuis
slayyyyyyyyyy
two things i adore from this video:
1) jodi not getting surprised from john eating the cube
2) scarra turning immediately when lily said "dad, dad!"
7:16
John: turning on an oven nothing crazy, its not rocket sience.
Proceeds to rip off the knob on the oven
Scarra dramatically narrating an OTV video while wearing a 100T shirt. This is why I love OTV and friends.
Damn, that production value! And Scarra's reading voice was so great!
Scarra has a really soothing voice when he talks calmly.
16:37 I love how he passed it to her, but it cuts to him holding the box.
38:20 I love that they all immediately understood “it’s for the magic” gotta love some accidental begging the scenes!
"movie magic"
i love that jodi and john both made smores 😭😭💗💗
IKRRR LOL THEY BOTH HAD THE SAME IDEAS WITH THE MARSHMALLOWS THATS SO CUTE
@@lilyflowers4477 ikrrr its so cuteeee
I miss the duo of Toast and Michael "50% potato 50% butter".
I remember Scarra mentioning in his reaction stream that he wasn't completely satisfied with his intro for the boba shop video, and let me tell you, he completely redeem himself!
And the blue team's reactions during the presentation/veredict was chef kiss!!
Jodi is so underrated and has slowly become my new favorite over Toast. Her humor is subtle but at the same time makes a big impact.
18:32 Micheal messing around with Poki just cracks me up😂
7:21 John discovering an oven
9:13 OnIoNs?
9:45 Lily's Laugh
13:42 Quite Cubular
32:13 bro John’s laugh after trying to hold it in fucking killed me
All the cubes turned out so much better than I expected!!!!
Instead of Poki getting food poisoning, she is there negotiating for a bigger bribe!
John has easily become my favorite member of OTV, mans is comedy in every vid 🤣🤣
John trying to turn on an Oven like its his science project got me spilling my drink xD.
Scarra cutting his veggies first, walking around offering help to Lily and John and still plating up raw garnish is a different kind of vibe
Michael caving in and saying "alright c'mon" when Lily whines his name at the end was too cute TvT also I'm really glad they made another cooking showdown :D
42:29 😊
i feel like the more cooking videos they do the better at cooking they get
Basically like the Try Guys that could now somehow consistently bake/cook things without a recipe
I love that for them honestly, what a character development arc
@@scrapingskies I remember the absolute terror these guys were at cooking when they just started offlinetv haha. It was truly kitchen nightmare material.
okay, but yvonnes cube actually sounded and looked really good
33:50 😂😂😂 micheal looks like a japanese salesman about to con a rich dude
I admire Poki for not being terrified of this suspicious food lmao
yvonne crushing the snack and using it to fry the fish was the most food wars moment ive ever seen
Jodi: Chef, what can I do?
Yvonne: Season the salmon.
Jodi: Offline
idk why but lily running up to scarra saying "dad! dad!" handing him the bbq sauce and just running back after he opened it made me so happy
I was concerned the entire time I was watching them cook but SOMEHOW everything actually worked??? Color me impressed
Michael flossing over a defeated Lily is peak "quirky relationship goals"
Lily just eating chips while watching John cut the food, and not helping him was funny.
Brodin is so great at making things serious and putting on a fabulous performance!
John got character development when he cooked dessert. He didn't mess his dish unlike last time where he messed up the flan for Jodi
*"Who will win, and who will be sent **_OFFLINE_** ."*
I legitimately got goosebumps. Thank you Don Scarra.
John: "Just turning on the oven, no rocketscience"
Oven: *breaks*
John: ...
Haha I can't 🤣
Rocket science but make it Apollo 13
39:57 yvonne displaying her personality as the condiment girl
Michael emerging from behind the counter like a true Iron Chef 😆
poki's "look who i am" is the girl boss moment we all need
Do you know who I am*?
no
John and Michael fully loving the cubes, whilst Jodi is just sat there confused by it all 😂😂
This video left me with a burning question, have Jodi, Sydney and John even touched that kitchen cooking set they got during Xmas? Something tells me it’s still in the box or returned
42:06 Michael asserting his dominance 😂
I’m actually surprised they were able to make squares look and taste edible
Scarra could literally do voice over work for a like a Nature Docu or a TV reality show on the food network or Discovery Channel
I’ve missed Poki and Lily being in the same video. They’re so funny together. LiCki for life
Yea i want more of lily and poki😢😢
Michael killed me the way it was buring and he still kept doing it was hilarious
when Poki told John she fucks with it heavy... brought a tear to my eye
42:54 best line ever
32:07 Lily should've said "yup, fresh squeezed". Missed opportunity.
Poki 's reaction when John tried to bribe her had me laughing on the floor 😂
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38:58 actually fucking killed me lmfao
As an actual hobby cook and ex professional I love watching people that clearly don't cook try and do creative things with food
Honestly… “Who will win, and who will be sent offline?” Is a really good line
i aspire to be a michael: this man is absolutely fantastic at everything
seeing yvonne's cooking vlogs, I knew that she was going to be the best chef for sure
this was so fun to watch, would love a sequel. Seeing the process of Jodi and Michael's squares, I didn't expect them to turn out so good - presentation was peak
Jodi's facial expressions and cadence when telling what her idea was gonna be @2:30 is so strangely cartoonish and amusing. She emotes like a cartoon character LOLLLL love her
So glad they made another one of these. Loved watching the dumb dynamics and moments, as well as seeing the analysis of the dishes themselves.
When Scarra's voiceover started I legitimately forgot this wasn't a TV show for a second.
I feel like Yvonne is the only one who knew anything about what goes on in a kitchen.
is it me, or does lilly look even more so beatiful in this video?
Yvonnie killing it as always!❤
My favourite part in the whole video was poki going "do you know who I am?" when john tried bribing her😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
32:54 "chef short" for yvonne lmaoo
i love how when Broden said “cube score” Michael started ventilating
I really hope this is an ongoing series, because it was one of the best OTV videos ever!!!!!
extremely well put together video, layout, style, editing. Shoutout to everyone behind the scenes that made this killer
42:50 was the funniest 😭😭. Lily’s perfect cut off scream.
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They all did so much better than I thought they would. Actually Impressed.
Scarra's intro is so good, also I like how John and Michael were the only two who seemed enthusiastic about this lol their energy is so good.
Different people went for different concepts
21:44 Michael really is a chef. “Needs spice”“Obviously shrimp is better than chicken you know right who needs chicken”