These are my thoughts | Khyan
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No animals were harmed during the making of this film, apart from Mr Marmalade, who was murdered with a claw hammer and laid to rest in a wheelie bin, regretfully.
Blog post about this video: bit.ly/qTmSEx
Written, Directed, Voiced and Faced by Khyan
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Shot and Edited by Ciaran O'Brien
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Music by Tom Law: / tomlawmusic
Porpoise by Maddy Vian: / indievisualjournal
Many thanks to
Jon Moore, Kirsten Cardrick, Lisa Jones, Lillian Squires, Lucy Ross, Ryan Connolly-Moore, Tove Falk, Chris Bingham, and my sister Sushan, for graciously kicking my baby generator.
That porpoise pun gets me every time!
R.I.P Mr. Marmalade
This would be a great opening to a movie
+attckonutube it's gonna be a great movie, i am going to see it
+maarten kramer wow
This is my favorite video of all time
Kristian Bongham is my favorite gluetuber.
"I always wondered what my best look is. I think is from a distance." My favourite quotation. :)
How does this not have 100,000 views? Not only for the overall awesomeness of the video itself, but because every time Ciaran works on a project, they always seem to link to this video as an example of his work.
khyan
I'm so glad my little porpoise got to be a part of this masterpiece.
So good!
SO GOOD.
My life is without porpoise.
That is not a misspelling.
@genhp it saddens me that you ever left, but I'm glad to have won you back.
@sweetidiocracy cheers, the music was written and recorded by Tom Law, his channel is linked in the description, check him out!
This is exactly why I love Khyan's videos.
"I learned that one from cats" made me laugh and laugh. I really enjoyed this video!
"Once you wear slippers outside, life has either gone bad... Or..."
YOU ARE ARTHUR DENT!
@Electricshake182 yes, I love Stewart Francis too! He is one of the finest one-line merchants out there!
each one of your videos makes me so, so happy.
The longer 2020 goes on, the more I relate to this video. Well more than I already did.
@ZPGaming Yarp, they've all been on fb & twitter at some point, apart from the short person one. I use twitter to test jokes out, and these are some of the ones that were well received and easy to film.
That was really, really good. The camera shoots are outstanding, and your voice just amazing.
this never fails to make me laugh out loud, just like all of khyan's videos :)
You are so brilliant, this kindof has a Stewart Francis vibe to me aswell. Wonderful.
Aw man, this is so good Khyan.
Your music is fantastic!
"Well, I'll just look at the comments for a second before I watch the vid- OH DAMMIT, SOMEBODY RUINED THE BEST PART!"
-MrMasterSmasher, on every video ever on CZcams
my favourite kyhan video so far :')
Khyan makes me cry. But i still love him
This is so amazing. I really think Khyan should have a tv show or a movie deal or something. So much talent. :')
My capacity for amazement never ceases to amaze me.
Miss you Khyan
I've watched this 4 times over the past two weeks :)
I think the one about staring at girls was mentioned on facebook once, lolol so good. besides the humor, I love the filmography too! brilliant.
@auparis That is EXACTLY the feel I was going for. Yay :D
This is still my favourite video.
Best yet Khyan - keep em comming.
Your videos always make me laugh out loud.
To myself.
Like a lunatic.
Thank you for this.
This is one of your best videos
That was fantastic. My favourite video of yours so far.
We love you khyan!!
Loving the purple wellies Khyan! :')
i love the way you run
wow, i absolutely love these videos khyan. very creative and funny.
I LOVE THIS KHYAN!!!!!
I just want to say that I find your turn of phrase most enviable :)
I can most definitely attest that when you start wearing slippers outside, shit's gone bad
KING of EVERYTHING!!! Loved that!!
You're so creative , can't believe.
Khyan,
You sir are my hero.
oh my gawd. this was beautiful.
This was such a great video. Cannot wait to see how you develop over the next couple of months. Have fun at creator camp, larve you x
@bibliophiblio Yes, I love Demetri Martin, his humour probably inspired quite a few of these jokes.
you're facial expressions are just marvelous :)
"My life is without porpoise." What a genius.
your featured hope you get lots of subs you deserve way more views, your videos are always great
Beautiful soul.
This video is written like a rather dark poem.
@KiyomiSasaki12 I was thinking the exact same thing... plus the names are almost the same (Chris Bingham /Kristian Bongham)
This is one of the best video I've seed on youtube.
Nearly there, music master.
lmao i love the slippler one. great job
@xSobhan Not that I am aware of.
I think about this video a lot.
brilliant, I bit like Milton Jones. I found you because you filmed one of Charlie McDonald's films
Khyan! LOL ! Loved the bit about giving short people a hand! I am 6 ft tall and I say that very thing sometimes when I tease my friends! Too funny! This video looks so good~your editing is great and the music choice was nice. You are getting better & better! It looks as if winning the "Next Up" competition really helped you along. YAY! Keep it up, we all love your videos! Have a great day! ~pamela
he's binging hours of surprises!
Watched this yesterday, come on here today and it's on the front page!
On the CZcams homepage this was suggested to me, and it said it was uploaded 43 years ago..?!!
....another brilliant vid K, and you must be channelling the Cat bin Lady...you both toss animals into the bin and have the same sense of humour, her tweets are great, although she doesn't tweet like she used to.....
Thank you. It's like, when some asks you what is 1 plus 2 is? You will reply with bookshelf
This video is pure awesome.
Wow your thoughts are made from stringing well known jokes together, I was waiting for a horse in a pub, or a chicken crossing a road. Still, your delivery was very engaging and original, and yes we are all cluttered with minutatie of everyday trivia.
hey there! sam pepper sent me here. this was amazing! great work my friend
I bloody love this.
"My life is without porpoise." Do you have something against me drinking my water in a safe manner, Khyan?
@missrosepip You're the first person to notice!
i've always thought that about light!
its so beautifully depressing :') / :'(
The traffic light scene was halarious
i've never caught a sea mammal,
my life is without porpoise
bahahahahahahah
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but laugh at the "my life is without porpoise" with that adorable picture in such a depressing mood.
I laughed. I cried. I pondered deep thoughts.
You deserve so many more views than you're getting!
Was this filmed at California Country Park in Finch?
First video I saw. Still love it.
the song at the end was quite nice, except idk wtf you were trying to do to the bird xD
@gingermofo it seems like ages since I last read your username. Thanks for sticking around, how the hell are ya?
I want 'my life is without porpoise' on a t-shirt
i felt a demetri martin esque-ness and I wasn't going to say anything but then i see you say these jokes were a bit inspired by him. I'm quite proud of my observation to say the least...
@gingermofo it's all pretty good. The first year of post-graduacy was sucky, but now it's all awesome. How about I buy you a year's supply of adult nappies and we call it even?
Liked it because of his porpoise joke... Nuff said I love this guy lol
I would love to know who plays the guitar in the background!
Does anyone know the name of the music that goes with this video? I tried checking out the youtube account of the artist but I can't seem to find it >.<
mate are you from Finchampstead? pretty sure thats california country park. home turf yo
This is brilliant.
Was that filmed at Coomb Abby per chance?
you worked hard on this one, it's good! :)
I have the exact same owl-thingy as 0:30. His name is Isaac.
"I learnt that one from Cats" :')
What was he wearing when he was fishing?
Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, well done man.
Music by Tom Law. Link in the description :)
Question for Mr Khyan! Do you write all of your material? Paying more attention to the actual description, I see that you do. You are wasted on facebook, when are the approaches by Tv production companies to be expected?