Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Mistakes Were Made

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  • Avoiding the crabs!
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Komentáře • 119

  • @igkslife
    @igkslife Před 3 měsíci +89

    "we need to find out where Australia went," best line ever!😂

  • @SenneWMichiels
    @SenneWMichiels Před 3 měsíci +158

    Hah! Ravens put up with our shit because " free bread". Seems about right.

    • @MrSirwolf2001
      @MrSirwolf2001 Před 3 měsíci +2

      "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 Před 3 měsíci +231

    HOW did we lose Australia??? 🤣

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 Před 3 měsíci +32

      Best Not to speculate...

    • @RedRipperDragon
      @RedRipperDragon Před 3 měsíci +16

      Carefully 😊

    • @Zac-attack
      @Zac-attack Před 3 měsíci +28

      you didn't lose us, we left you

    • @H3xx99
      @H3xx99 Před 3 měsíci +33

      ​@@Zac-attack not the people, the continent. It got up and left. Didn't say where it was going.

    • @otakuap
      @otakuap Před 3 měsíci +22

      the emus

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 Před 3 měsíci +75

    YOU GOT DEFEATED BY WHAT?
    "The humans called it a meme..."

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion Před 3 měsíci +62

    Meanwhile, in Australia.
    Random aussi: " Huh, neat ."

  • @spencersmith9469
    @spencersmith9469 Před 3 měsíci +41

    Not knowing where Australia is is more terrifying than the backrooms

    • @xenomas
      @xenomas Před 2 měsíci +2

      Emu 2.0 war!

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres Před 3 měsíci +36

    I imangine the raven in the abbys will send him to the endless prison level in the backrooms and offer him an escape to reality by solving jigsaw puzzles, while compeating in a weekly ranking with crabs.
    If he escapes the president of earth will hand him a "congratulations" t shirt with a badly taken screenshot from the end of Evangelion and a piece of Cake that tastes like Eldrich Rasberry.
    (All in all, this story is the kind of stuff i would dream off while taking a nap mid day and sweating like a animal and loose all kind of sence for time and space. 20/10, captured that experience perfectly)

  • @black1917
    @black1917 Před 3 měsíci +161

    Dear god, the weebs acquired the power of anime.

    • @Djm95454
      @Djm95454 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Literally the powers of god and anime

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 Před 3 měsíci +10

      The real power was the friends they met along the way, okay?

  • @Primearch-GG
    @Primearch-GG Před 3 měsíci +90

    Aliens: where the fuck is nebraska?
    Humans: hell if we know! All we know is that if you're lost, you end up there until you can get directions back, including if you only think you're lost. Heck, had a full battlegroup end up there after a navigational error during a training exercise...

    • @H3xx99
      @H3xx99 Před 3 měsíci +10

      In ICELAND. How the hell you end up in Nebraska from Iceland without going overland, I have no idea...

  • @electrochipvoidsoul1219
    @electrochipvoidsoul1219 Před 3 měsíci +20

    The Backrooms, HFY Edition. Much more fun than the OG ones.

  • @TheShuckleNoob
    @TheShuckleNoob Před 3 měsíci +7

    I love how they just assume Australia is in the void, as if that's obviously where it is because the void is the most terrifying.

  • @galahad626
    @galahad626 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Those dudes in hazies actually conquered the backrooms for this one to make this one real

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli Před 3 měsíci +26

    They started with Russia?? The ghosts of Napoleon and Hitler are facepalming right now.

    • @crowgaming2137
      @crowgaming2137 Před 3 měsíci

      They went after Russia last, so I'd say a nice change of pace

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc Před 3 měsíci +17

    That first one... oh. Ark of the Covenant. Sucks to be them.
    Then Shadow Magic, Hound of Tindolos, Hellgates, Voodoo Manipulation, and as for the weeb, that was Ghostwire

  • @thelastone0001
    @thelastone0001 Před 3 měsíci +64

    She took his ass to the backrooms

  • @lzot
    @lzot Před 3 měsíci +7

    Australia unwisely said 'hold my beer!'

  • @BreadGuy01
    @BreadGuy01 Před 3 měsíci +19

    That title is an understatement. Brilliant story! Now where did you put my country?

  • @terrenaclarke1432
    @terrenaclarke1432 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Now im curious on where the hell Australia went and what could be there like are the people still there or something else like magical spiders

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Remember to pay your tribute in bread ^^

  • @brendanmcconnell4680
    @brendanmcconnell4680 Před 3 měsíci +27

    Hey Australia is still here, well west Oz is, as I am still here.
    I think??

    • @candy6852
      @candy6852 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Watch out for birds

    • @kylerd5663
      @kylerd5663 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@candy6852 Don't taunt the Aussies. They are still sore that they lost the war with the Emus. 😜

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc Před 3 měsíci +2

      You are still 'there', we are still 'here' but there is a serious disconnect between 'here' and 'there' somewhere near next Tuesday.

    • @razer78397
      @razer78397 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Jason-sm4oc and this all makes sense

    • @IndigoWhiskey
      @IndigoWhiskey Před 3 měsíci

      Ah great could you get a missive to the spiders that murdered that mosquito plague for you?
      "Weapons Free"
      They'll know what to do.

  • @Sephiroth391
    @Sephiroth391 Před 3 měsíci +16

    ... "because free bread"

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 Před 3 měsíci +9

    What do you mean we lost Australia

  • @weybye91
    @weybye91 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The backtooms might be the safest place, since Australia is stalking the universe

  • @MizuMing
    @MizuMing Před 3 měsíci +5

    1:35
    Why does it sound like they arrived in the Backrooms?
    6:45 15:39
    Welp... 😂

  • @JohnDoe-fb4fb
    @JohnDoe-fb4fb Před 3 měsíci +20

    So like WH40K where the backrooms is the warp?

    • @luzifershadres
      @luzifershadres Před 3 měsíci +4

      More like the Warp connecting the back rooms back to certain parts of reality threw doors. Would explain the door with the abbys and the 1 raven, wich is probely a new manifestation of Khorne.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc Před 3 měsíci +1

      And kinder. Unlike the Chaos realms, you know where your going, if you have the right key.
      Imagine Matrix 2, if it was more expansive.

  • @eichzoernchen
    @eichzoernchen Před 3 měsíci +4

    ... quoth the raven: "Nevermore!"

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 Před 3 měsíci +8

    title is a bit of an understatement.
    fucking hilarious though.

  • @crowgaming2137
    @crowgaming2137 Před 3 měsíci +4

    During the part where he was describing the planet, I was kinda disappointed when I thought they skipped over good ole Straya. But no, we just up and went walkabouts

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Send post cards plz. Thanks friend. Love from the States of Vinland(?).

  • @handbanana5888
    @handbanana5888 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Vinland? Is this in the fear and hunger universe? Also Australia is probably back in hell where it belongs.

  • @evanreynolds5386
    @evanreynolds5386 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I want to live in this universe

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl Před 2 měsíci +2

    Dear Humanity,
    We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

  • @vanillagorilla911
    @vanillagorilla911 Před 3 měsíci

    Symbology?
    Now that King Duffy has relinquished the bonehead crown, we we shall see what the next human has to offer

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 Před 2 měsíci

    So the Ravens never left London,so the Tower still stands. Cool.

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 Před 3 měsíci +3

    How did the raven smile with a beak?

  • @delmaplain5358
    @delmaplain5358 Před 3 měsíci

    This right here is why aliens need to steer clear of Earth!

  • @GadzWolf11
    @GadzWolf11 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Whoops

  • @HimitsuYami
    @HimitsuYami Před 3 měsíci +1

    Where the hell did Australia go? How do you just lose a whole ass continent? Also, get me one of them spell drives

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil Před 18 dny

    Ironically, everything does trend becoming or evolving from crabs.

  • @user-xc9tt9xh5c
    @user-xc9tt9xh5c Před měsícem

    I WAS PLAYING A GAME AND THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NEXT CHAPTER IN MY BEST FREINDS A DEATHWORLDER!!

  • @DragonBornClan4
    @DragonBornClan4 Před 3 měsíci +2

    We must find Australia!!

  • @xotube2206
    @xotube2206 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hardcore

  • @storkyfallout6516
    @storkyfallout6516 Před 3 měsíci

    Welp now I'm interested in the backrooms

  • @williammcdorman6426
    @williammcdorman6426 Před 3 měsíci

    Very good short story.

  • @alexlim864
    @alexlim864 Před 3 měsíci +1

    NOOOO! Not Australia! 😬🤣

  • @Melanesian-dude
    @Melanesian-dude Před 3 měsíci

    Of course we lost Australia 🥲

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 Před měsícem

    Humanity decided making sense was lame

  • @CodexisInkwind
    @CodexisInkwind Před 3 měsíci +1

    Does anyone know what anime the weeb was mimicing?

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Před 3 měsíci

    Oh course Australia...... why not?? Lol

  • @privatetrolldier5640
    @privatetrolldier5640 Před 3 měsíci

    Well they are went the backrooms they control it now.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Před 3 měsíci

    The general should have a little fun in the human imagination.

  • @bananabreadguy7960
    @bananabreadguy7960 Před 3 měsíci

    Did china got to conquer whole of Asia? Got dang it.

  • @khazadmann
    @khazadmann Před 3 měsíci

    A weeb being useful? Unheard of.

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh Před 3 měsíci

    BRUHHHHHH

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 Před 3 měsíci +2

    2nd!
    Comment pending until user has finished viewing.
    Edit: Yeah, mistakes were most definitely made.

  • @walterhawkins1062
    @walterhawkins1062 Před 2 měsíci

    Beat by weebs wtf