SHUT UP CAILLOU
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00:00 INTRO
00:19 Caillou's Teddy Shirt
01:37 Caillou Visits the Doctor
02:52 Caillou Goes Shopping
04:55 Caillou Gets Dressed
06:24 Caillou in the Bathtub
07:24 Caillou is Afraid of the Dark
08:42 Caillou's Friends
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10:00 OUTRO - Komedie
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Grow up Caillou
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rosie bothers Caillou
Great job as always. Rosie bothers Cailou. I think they really go at it in that episode. What's even better is Rosie punches the tar out of him.
Hi Matt
Even Rosie is more mature because she didn't cry when the shirt was taken off.
Doris failed as a mommy.
THE MOM HAS A NAME?!
@@PramkLuna That person must watch Vyond FKA GoAnimate.
"Failed" is an exaggeration. Try "f&$^ed up".
Doris and Boris are their actual names but not mentioned in the series.
@@madden8021ew Doris and Boris. They're fine separately, but together....nah
Caillou's mum missed a perfect chance for having only one well behaved kid.
I don't support abortion... however, this is my one exception.
Caillou makes me wish abortion was retroactive.
@@matthewhenningervonada9914
☠️☠️☠️
@@matthewhenningervonada9914why not
I know you likely mean when they're at the supermarket, but there are so many moments when she could've made it look like an accident.
Caillou is afraid of monsters in the dark. What he doesn't know is that monsters fear him.
Because they're scared to eat this bald demon spawn
Now I'm just imagining some more Monsters Inc. trainee it's his first day on the job he's nice he's friendly he has a bright future ahead of him then he makes the horrible mistake of trying to scare Caillou then he has a stress-related mental breakdown
He’s the reason the Boogeyman begs his mama to look under the bed.
I bet 10000000000 dollars that when caillou comes to pre-school everyone goes away,even the teachers,cuz they don't want to deal with his sh*t
@@user-tt4uk3bl9f Here is your 10 billion dollars worth of cash. It happened at the Caillou Community Preschool.
Caillou Is like the OPPOSITE Of A “Comfort Character” He’s A Character That you watch when you Want to Feel ANGRY Or IRRITATED.
He's the perfect cartoon character to use as a punching bag.
@@ZillaMan2024fr
Or that video game character you enjoy killing off that's what I think of with Caillou.😂
@@ZillaMan2024 just like Katsuki Bakugo
He's a Confront Character.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Who do you blame when Caillou is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the pebble is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not spoiled then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
That's a cool reference I luv it 😊❤
If we can all agree on something, the 2023 prequel is better than the 2005 movie.
The Oompa Loompas are freaking awesome. They teach lessons while shaming the ones who failed to learn them.
@@piesexplosiveflavour the 2005 one is considered by some a way better adaptation of the book, tho
@@channel45853But the Gene Wilder version is better especially the original songs.
The way Matt says "plaaaayyy" 😂
*PLllLaAaaAAayyYyYYYy*
PBS should never stop showing reruns of Caillou. So parents can teach their children to never act like him
Spoilers: there's a reboot
@@dragonempress8367 I know - but those episodes are more of a cash grab than the original which has I believe 170 episodes
@@jeffthekillercriticremixer5968 170 episodes? Of... of this!? Why? How?
What!? Why!?
PBS took it off the air 3 years ago.
Cancel this show
Rosie finally got her revenge by making a fool of Caillou.
She’s the only character I like on the show. She’s the only normal character. Her mom and dad aren’t off the hook, too. They NEVER punish Caillou at all.
@@siyahseeker for real. Rosie is adorable
@@siyahseekerBoth her and Gilbert. I love cats. ❤
When?
That I'd like to see...
@@siyahseekerI think Rosie should have flat out been the main character, maybe age her up slightly and ditch Caillou
The doctor isn't curious why Caillou is bald. The doctor knows Caillou's own body recognizes he sucks and doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
or a toilet
Yeah
All of you don‘t see the bigger picture: He may die aaaany day now. The pediatrician cannot accelerate that process much but she can overlook the cancer and pretend that he takes a bit longer to grow hair.
@@juliawolf156 I don't care if the little ass face dies or not
@@juliawolf156he doesn't have cancer his creators just made him bald
Caillou: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Elsa: Go away Caillou!
“GO AWAAAAAAAY, GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AT AAAAAAALL!!
We turn him into a snow corpse
Caillou: the most successful Trojan ad campaign in history.
Better to go with full sterilization: Even as a sperm, Caillou would break through because he wants to *pLaAaAy.*
Condoms: They’re Big, They’re Snug, They Protect. (Not really, but…gotta sell these t-shirts somehow?)
The mom yanking the shirt literally off Rosie's back and then not making him pass it down in the end is seriously ghoulish writing. It's one thing if the kid is a monster on his own but nope this is actively reinforced. Poor Rosie!
Save Rosie and Gilbert
@@akirathegalaxywarriorwolfwe must build an army of Caillou eliminators, and save the cats and his baby sister, leave the parents too. they are crap
@@Dragonzilla2.0 yeah we will raise our army but for now we must train so grab your belts, frying pans, anything that hurts we must save Rosie and Gilbert and leave the parents after we get done whooping them for not disciplining Caillou and for marrying each other even though they are related...... Their names are Doris and Boris.....
@@akirathegalaxywarriorwolf get a belt with nails poking out😈
(Is that too far?)
@@Dragonzilla2.0 nah that's not too far it's a perfect weapon to discipline the little demon spawn
Matt Neff's PLAAAAAAAAYYYYY counter: 4
Plllleeeaaayyyy
I’m sorry, but Rosie is looking so confused about the fact the mom taking the shirt away from her I could tell she was thinking what everyone else was thinking:
“I can’t believe this shit parenting💀”
Cailous is basically a 9 minute ad for protection
💀
And a 9 minute ad for help
LMAOO
While D.W. is written more like a bratty 6-year-old, Caillou seems to be written like a 2-year-old. Gotta give props to D.W. for at least acting slightly above her age, even if she does still suck. If Caillou acts half his age throughout his life, he'll be that guy in his 40s still trying to party like a college kid.
Caillou was two years old in the original books.
@@danayar3925i think on the original books he is more likeable and behaved than in Season 1
@@desenhosanimados2010 he bit his sister in one though?
My brother was/is like him and in his forties: he'd party if anyone could stand to be around him but they can't so he just does drugs by himself and everything he has was given to him by our parents while he can't keep a job because he's a violent criminal for pulling a knife on my dad and any money he does have comes from selling drugs.
Parents please actually parent your children not just baby them forever because they scream and throw fits if anything doesn't go their way. You'll create a seriously dangerous individual if you do. Most dangerous to you as the parent and the siblings.
In the earlier seasons he’s 2
Caillou should be IN the washing machine, since he likes being on top of it
Que scene from family guy when Lois put Stewie in the washing machine. She’s just like Barbara Bush
Stop further spoiling the brat
@@tgiacin435In which season ?
@@daniapfel2825 an early one. Stewie gets obsessed with Lois, and annoys her to the point she imagines shoving Stewie in the washer
@@tgiacin435 Can we blame her ? Stewie tried of killed her so many times
LET'S REVIEW: Some scum-ass company named WildBrain has produced Caillou for decades, and are aware of the criticism from many parents that the show has received. Instead of apologizing and cancelling the show for something better, WildPain has decided to torture parents of future generations by giving Caillou a remake that barely changes anything, and-oh, look, there's two of them, just because, you guessed it, money.
Wish You Pain, WildBrain.
They actually fixed caillous personality, apparently
@@Canadiansteamengine43 I feel like they should've just abandoned it entirely and focus more on other things, like Family Channel and the Strawberry Shortcake franchise.
They remade it?
@@piesexplosiveflavourIf it wasn't for Caillou being a painfully unlikable brat, the show would be completely dull.
Yep: that's sadly 99% of production companies nowdays: they don't care about turning out a quality product as long as they can keep that cash flowing in (Wildbrain in particular has ruined many a classic series in their quest for ultimate richness).
I have noticed we are missing one vital episode. "Caillou faces the consequences of his actions"
I don't know why but when Matt said "boy don't stare into the damn flashlight" my gut busted 💀🤣
You should hear what he says to the tibble tits when dw eats a death potato chip
Horrid Henry sounds like a good candidate for an FU series.
And his entire family
Nah Perfect Peter is a Great Candidate for The FU series
I think Perfect Peter and their parents would make the better candidates for an FU series. Their parents blame Henry for everything and neglect him to the point where, in one episode, they make sure Henry didn't have any cereal because they purposefully placed everything on Peter's side of the table so Henry wasn't able to reach over the line that the parents imposed on him.
@@SquishyTrym I also remember in one episode his family punished Henry for Sorting his toys?
Could call it "piss off perfect Peter"
Let’s give a big shout out for the narrator who had to watch countless episodes of Caillou and editing it for us to enjoy without going to the hospital for bursted eardrums, bloody eyes, and a couple times to restart his heart.
Yeah !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:11 The most unbelievable part of the episode is how happy the parents are when they turn on the light. I've never seen any parent that happy to be woken up by their screaming child.
6:18 “Dad, why are we sitting on the washing machine?”
“Because in Canada, men have Virginias.”
Virginias?
Lol auto fill failed you
@@danielgodfrey4415 CZcams would delete the comment because they have "Virginias" as well
I read Virginias as "vaginas" 💀💀💀
@@mr.awesome6011Hahahaha! That’s a new one.
1:37 “Caillou is scared to go to the doctor and tries to hide in his mom’s (meow meow)” got me rolling on the floor
His what?
He could have stayed in there
@@isabellema6204 he’s a living abomination so he’s gonna be the death of this woman (his mom)
@@UltraPlasmaMan I think meow meow means his mom's fat ass
“Meow meow” is crazy 😭
Can’t wait to “plaaaayyyy” this video
Caillou is like a nightmare fuel, not even supernanny can handle him. It makes me not wanna have kids I mean he's the perfect reason why people take birth control. At least bluey is a much better role model
Bluey you a fan of Bluey
@@xluciferx687 not really but my one friend is
@@buttercupcat9886 oh why aren’t you a fan
@@xluciferx687 it's just not my type of show but I respect other people's opinions that do
@@buttercupcat9886 I left the Bluey fandom because it doesn't fit to me anymore. Despite this, Muffin is my favourite character in the whole cartoon.
8:09 Ngl, that shot kind of startled me as a kid.
I’m just going to say it. Besides Caillou’s friends, Rosie is my favorite. Why? Like Rodrick Heffley of his family, Rosie is the only NORMAL one. She always has to put up with Caillou’s mistreatment of her, and the fact that she is younger than him and acts BETTER BEHAVED than him is embarrassing on Caillou’s part.
Even when she’s bullied by her own BROTHER, she’s still kind to him! Rosie doesn’t deserve this AT ALL!
CPS would have a field day
Leo was at his best in the first episode when he stole Caillou's blocks and laughed at him when he cried for his mommy. Wish they kept him that way, at least for a few more episodes.
When I was 4 or 5 I went up an elevator at the mall because I was mad at my Mom. I took it right back down but she wasn't there anymore. (She had apparently gone up to meet me upstairs). I was scared and found a security guard who helped me find her. And then I was punished and not allowed to go to the mall again for a full year. I NEVER did something like that again.
Moral of the story: Kids are brats, but they don't learn how NOT to be one if you don't discipline them. The creators of children's media like Aurther (DW >.>) and Caillou don't seem to understand that.
5:57 "So I think you'll agree, your honor, that my husband is more than capable of dressing Caillou, so he should have full custody"
Caillou's parents live in constant fear of him due to threatening them to be placed in the cornfield...........
I wonder how many people will get that reference.
Spoiler Alert: even that kid in the movie learned his lesson/redeemed himself
Despite Caillou being the worst example of cartoon kids, he’s very relatable to most of us with our Fears of The Doctor’s Office when WE Were small - At Least this episode didn’t include…. (Deep Demon Voice) ‘THE SHOT!…….’
Dun, dun, DUUUUUUN!
@@MovieFan1912 Trust fauci, just fauci, do not think, just trust in me. Wear your mask, and live in fear, because disease is always near. Get your jabs, and perhaps one day, good boys and girls will get to play.
the one dislike came from caillou himself.
matt i cannot get over you saying “play” like that
Playyyyyy
Better title: caillou the whiny brat (PART 2)
The current title is also the best
The first one depicts how the Loud sisters (specifically 16 and 17 years old) acted over a dress!
While Caillou’s mom calms him down, the Loud parents DON’T EVEN have the guts to do jack!
You have a point there.
Well the father doesn’t do his job with his son. And I’m sure he isn’t as much of a man in the bedroom. The mom probably only has the washing machine for relief.
1:53-1:56 I remember that part of the episode so distinctly, that even with your narration, I can still hear Caillou saying to the doctor, “You put that in my ear! You hurt me!”
“Ok!” Matt hurts Caillou
Foghorn Leghorn: (to Caillou) “AAAAH, SHADDAP!!”
0:23 1:58 3:14 6:41 PLAAAAAAAY
9:29 I’m convinced that the animators have never seen real cat paw pads before.
the cat paw pads are still accurate in my opinion
Canada should pay all people for making and airing this show as an apology
Canada has a buttfuckton of things to apologize for these days.
Irony of that favorite shirt is that we never seen him in it before.
Go Animate Caillou is the Caillou I remember the most cuz he gets Grounded for he craziest of things
o o o o o o o o o! kayloo! that's it! you're grounded grounded grounded grounded for 01189998257253 (i think thats how the number goes) years! go to your room right now!
Kay Lou
Pla-a-a-ay!
This child was not shaken enough as an infant
Should have had a bowling ball as a riding buddy in the trunk
@@sliverjack0283 better yet, a durian
Caillou: Mommy! Mommy!
-SHUT UP!!!
This show would be so much better without Caillou even just showing us Rosie and Gilbert being cute would be better than what we actually got. What? Arthur did this with baby Kate and Pal in a few episodes and they were some of my favorite ones.
Yea…PBS kids version of Brian and Stewie!
The washing machine got me rolling to Alaska 💀
Many of these episodes proved to be excellent material for CZcams Poops. Most commonly the one with the "Teddy Shirt", which seems to interpret the scene with the scotch tape between his shorts and shirt (at 1:02) as looking like lederhosen. Also, I can never not laugh whenever I see the scene with him sitting on top of an active washing machine or dryer around 5:08.
While baby rosy turns into a blueberry
" Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, cuz it ain't that damn sad!" HAHAHA
6:55 wait... they actually put the cat into the full bath...!? ANIMAL CRUELTY.
Some cats like water.
Omg he's bald. He's bald and he's torturing people with hair.
I wouldn't be surprised if Caillou grew up to run a a chain of hair salons and an evil wig factory.
Bet his parents would fund everything.
@@Violentinthedaylight I feel like he would as well. I bet they would fund everything.
@@lucithebean4422 And then bail him out of jail.
@@Violentinthedaylight they would 🤣🤣🤣
0:19 - My title for this episode would be "CAILLOU LOSES HIS SHI(R)T".
0:46 - I'm rather uncomfortable with seeing baby girls topless. This why I feel that Lily Loud from The Loud House should have worn a shirt throughout all of seasons 1 through 4. It doesn't help that unlike Rosie here, Lily was drawn with nipples.
4:50 - An obseity/diabetes-related death, I assume?
5:53 - Trust me, you don't want to know.
7:48 - Trust me, if you tell a toddler that monsters aren't real, they're likely to ask "But what about Cookie Monster, Elmo, Grover, or any combination of the three?"
9:16 - A lot of people think that Mr. Hinkle is to Caillou what Herbert from Family Guy is to Chris Griffin.
9:29 - Why does that sound like a Deviantart fetish?
And Lily’s older sisters would fight over a dress as if Caillou was upset over a shirt!
"Your legs don't look broken. *Yet.*" 😂😂
1:02 Caillou makes an ass of himself. 💀
Family guy made a joke about cailou and his dad sitting on the washing machine but i didn't know it actually happened 😂
Caillou should be banned from PBS KIDS forever, Same with the Reboot of it!
Exactly! Even tho the original was pulled off the air and buried the deepest part of the PBS archives
5:10 cailliou was in there lookin like a basketball being dribbled😂😂😂
You should do an FU Literally Every Fairly OddParents Character Whose Name Isn't Timmy Turner Or Wanda. Sometimes I think the entire reason Timmy needs TWO fairy godparents is because the world he lives in is such a hellhole.
Yeah! Francis the bully, Crocker, Timmy's parents, Vicky. Everyone is cruel with this poor kids except Wanda. That's so sad 😭
@@ladypool1404 Cosmo may be another exception, but then again, he's too stupid to be intentionally cruel. And Poof, but then, he's just a baby.
Y’all need to see that Caillou CZcams poop by rinse cycle, it’s like a fucking horror TV movie. It has a lot of storyline from the original Caillou cartoon. Which is fucking wild! XD
That's funny to me because I stole a t-shirt from my older brother shortly before he left for boot camp, and I still have it nearly a decade and a half later, and he doesn't care, lol. It's a simple gray shirt that's heavy, double stitched, and still fits.
Me: I think you’re better off at that place
Caillou: WEENIE HUT JR’S??
Caillou: Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Jr’s?
Me: Oh, srry, I was pointing at that one next to it
Caillou: SUPER WEENIE HUT JR’S??!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You'll also note that Caillou's bear shirt looks suspiciously like the Grateful Dead bears.
Caillou needs to grow up!
this p*ss* more immature than anyone else
Could somebody send that kid to jail he drive me bananas💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 0:22
1:17 I feel bad for Rosey not only was her big brother being a total dick to her over an old shirt but the fact that her mom sided with Caillou rather than her even though she was being reasonable is just the salt in the wound
Rosey is more mature even though she is a toddler. than that bald bastard crying a lot
Rosey is more mature than her older brother
You know, you gotta feel bad for Rosie. Poor kid's gonna grow up a people pleasing emotional binge eating good girl.
0:32 - Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, CAUSE IT AINT THAT DAMN SAD.
Speaking as an older brother, it’s perfectly normal for your old clothes to be passed down to your younger sibling. It is nothing to get upset over and frankly how this brat react it is embarrassing to all of us older siblings.
I didn't know you were an older brother 😮
Could you teach mine a thing or two please?
And it's more frugal
I watched the shopping episode and a small detail I found kinda funny and wish Matt pointed out was that when Caillou was like "you went awaay" his mom literally says "no Caillou you did" like yeah, don't blame her for you wandering off >:(
Go figure, Caillou is a grateful dead fan
I’m surprised no one volunteered ms. endive from chowder for the fu series. She made chowder and mung her slaves just for some mood fruit, she took schnitzel away from the catering company and tried to force herself onto him, she even tried to cover up Mungs “dead body” after thinking she killed him AND tried to keep panini quiet about it
Fu ms. Endive
baba Yaga...yes John Wick needs to make dinner reservations for Caillou.....
Matt: Caillou starts crying like a weenie.
Caillou: I am NOT a weenie!
Robot: I’m sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie.
Are we sure Calliou isn't the villain of the show?
fr bro's more evil than a op villain
0:46-0:47 well this was… Unexpected. And by unexpected I Don’t mean, completely expected
Get Groudon
I agree!
The way he says "play" got me on the floor
1:39 got me dead
The fact that his mom just...takes the clothes off rosie to please caillou...
Perfection! Hope to see more of this content.
More to come!
Bro I had subscribed to your channel I love how you roast these PBS shows keep it coming 😆
Scream Queen 👑 F. U. DW. Oh there's a reason I put that 😮I just watched this yesterday (and when I got to the episode about How he's scared of the Monster under the bed, 🥱 it seemed familiar. Does anyone remember the Arthur episode where DW got her new bed? It's basically The same episode!" She also gets stuck in the bed 🥱 with her blanket and finds out the " Monster" is her Octopus stuffed animal.... 😮Who else remembers this episode? 😊
its so funny when he says that "I want to PLAYYYYYYYY" I swear Caillou is a little brat
0:10 SHUT UUUP!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:25 funny enough, cyanide smells like almonds
How do you know that?
Amazing video dude, I love the FU series💜💜💜
Thanks a ton!
3:00 The cereal box TOOK HIS EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT HIS EYES!
9:29
That reference is GODLIKE 😆
so true 🤣
Mindy Velma aka HBO Max Velma is a perfect candidate for the FU series.
Don't make him watch that. The less said about that show the better.
@@mr.awesome6011 he could just pirate it
He’d rather binge watch Caillou and Barney the Dinosaur with DW and Cora Read and the Tibble Tumors while listening to Crazy Bus than watch Velma!
Why didn't Caillou's mom leave him in the store while she had the chance! I mean, it's not like anyone's gonna miss him. 😈
Not to mention, she doesn’t seem to have any problems leaving Caillou by himself. There was an episode where Caillou walked around his neighborhood unsupervised and even took a tomato from a stranger, and when his mom found out, she was cool with it, when a rational parent would be terrified at the revelation, particularly if the kid was as young as Caillou.
5:07
I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT💀
I agree Matt. Caillou and DW are two little monsters who could be poster children for abstinence.
Caillou is honestly a normal kid, other than the bald head. But his parents let him get away with things I wouldn't get away with when I was 4.
This is completely outta nowhere, but I listen to these like podcasts
8:42 you should not have any friends Caillou
Imagine if crayon said "mom, we live in a 2 story house with plenty of property. Why must we rely on hand-me downs instead of teaching us the value of property and item management"
Lol jk
Caillou really scares me sometimes. I don’t know how he does it honestly! Lol