My Entire Lunch Boiled in Mountain Dew Code Red (NSE)
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. What if your entire meal was boiled in Mountain Dew Code Red?
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Some Baja blast would’ve balanced this meal perfectly.
That's too much Dew for one man! ☢️
@@seronymuslezdewit
One item boiled in regular mountain dew, one in code red, and one baha blast
Every ingredient in a different mountain dew
I can taste the soap already
My Favorite. Red 40 Lunch!
at least its not red 21
Thank god it don’t got any red 21
You can really taste the petroleum
*CODE red 40
Should have added some Red XIII
So when is smoker lung sausage happening? beef lung sausage cooked in the smoker.
lung offal is not allowed for sale in the united states
@@humansomewhat2167Why? I thought this was America!
@@humansomewhat2167 It is, as pet food.
@@blasttyrant3228 Some kind of weird hangup by the FDA, probably.
Kinder Eggs for instance were being sold for years and years, but then the FDA remembered _"Hey, wait a minute, this TECHNICALLY violates our rule about inedible things being inside food, you stop that!"_
There wasn't any incidents or anything, they just decided to be dicks. This ruling is also not known about by everyone, so they actually still end up being imported and sold with people having no idea about any of that.
@@blasttyrant3228 I'm sorry - I thought this was America!
This looks like what happened when you'd mess with the hue on a CRT and crank the red up.
Good times
A respectable endeavor.
Now finally onto: Costco Sausages. Chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger then tell us if the sausage is worth the Costco membership fee.
This will continue to be posted until Morale or Sausage improves!
We’re sausage guys of course we eat chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger sausage
Nah, the sample sausage. Go to Costco/Sam’s club (whichever one you’ve got a membership to) eat everything that’s available to sample, buy it and turn all of it into a sausage
Mark my words that will be very bready.
no membership required to get anything at the costco food court
Keep the rice boiled in Code Red, but bread and fry the chicken in crushed Flaming Hot Cheetos for a red meal where 2/3s of it isn't terrible. I'm not sure what to do about the veggies, though.
Vegetable tikka masala with whatever red stuff they use for the really virulent versions.
I feel like doritos would make a better chicken breading
throw the veggies in the garbage
Veggies in pure red 40
Boil the veggies in hot sauce perhaps? That's red
This broke my brain, I couldn’t see the very red lunch and know that a filter wasn’t used
You should boil a lobster tail in blue cheese dressing
Can you try making the "0 sausage", a sausage made of all the sausages that got 0 out of 5?
Also mix five 1* sausages together to get a 5* sausage.
@@shotgunjones2720 The 5au5age?
@@accountnamewithheld Lol. Now it must be so.
That's way too much sausage
You want him to go bankrupt again? That's too many sausages!
MyTV didn't correct how red this is. My eyes are burning
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That doesn't make any sense. Don't think you understand what colour correction in a camera is.
@@wallythewondercorncake8657 his comment was funny so he gets a pass
Mr. Sausage is getting his monthly intake of red 40 in one meal
I think you could bump it up at least a point/point and a half by blending your code red ensemble into a thick, healthful slurry
really innovating in new territories here today, mr sausage. i appreciate your willingness to answer questions no one has
boil surströmming in liquid smoke
holy mother of god
this sounds like a japanese ww2 torture method
You can't do that, chemical warfare against the geneva convention
WARCRIME.
Would rather boil amonia in bleach ngl
Day 18 of asking for fermented shark boiled in surströmming.
Do you want Mrs.Sausage to leave again?
And maple syrup*
Why do you hate this man after all he's done for us
Guys, we found Mr and Mrs Batman’s burner account.
Served on a bed of mashed durian fruit?
HelloFresh is gonna be asking *WTF* did you do to their meals
You madman! Everyone knows it's Code Red for rice, Baja Blast for chicken!
I was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and I think watching this video could kill me
*see new NSE*
*audible groan* "Oh, god!"
*click*
How about the Baja Blast Breakfast? Use it in the waffle/pancake mix, scrambled eggs, and Baja braized bacon.
brings a whole other meaning to deepfried meals
Video 97 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage! Almost at 100 videos!
I'm on a diet, and have been desperately craving more food for lunch. Thank you for curing that, Mr. Sausage.
You could call this a red flag
I've reduced mountain dew down to make a lemon lime sauce for a "Chinese inspired" chicken dish before, but this is way more red.
I suspect you can boil rice in basically any pleasant tasting liquid and it'll be fine.
"It's awful!" I could've told you that without tasting it tbh
Turns out boiling your dinner in soda isn't a great idea
@0:40 its even brighter, is that even possible?
Looking at your plate is like looking indoors after being outside on a bright day
Letting you intrusive thoughts win that's why I love this channel
I could not have came back to this channel on a better day
"Have you ever thought about cooking your food in Mountain Dew? No? Don't worry I did it so you don't have to!" - Ordinary Sausage, savior of the world.
"I highly recommend it for the rice"
"I'll give it 3.5 to 4 stars"
You post this episode on the day of my daughter's birth, I will play it for her every year on her birthday.
Don't adjust your TV sets folks, what you're seeing is real!
What amazes me, on paper everything Mr. Sausage does should be terrible, but about half of it are unexpected surprises. Sometimes the surprise is the fact that it doesn't make you vomit immediately, but still.
Homestarrunner Sausage. Take all the ingredients needed to make a Sblounskched candy bar, and make it a sausage!
*CHICKEN BOILED IN MAPLE SYRUP*
We need to make this happen
Not this trend again.......
Or boiled in chicken bouillon?
He pretty much did that, I'm sure we can come up with something better
After the chicken I fucking closed my eyes when he said lets try the vegetables just so i could hear in detail the inevitable spitting out of the food.
Well i was at the ledge and this just convinced me. Thank you.
What if you cooked your entire lunch in condensed milk?
you managed to turn chicken into red meat. quite literally
I did a similar experiment once. I had some bratwurst, and some rice, and some Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade soda. And I was drunk. So, I tossed those three ingredients in my Instant Pot for, like, ten minutes. It actually turned out okay! The brats were grass-fed and organic, and light on the seasoning so you could really taste the pork. So, it didn't clash with the soda. Like CookingWithTrevor, I gave it a 7/10.
Sausage Lord, you claim that you have a craving for Code Red, yet, does the Code Red have a craving for YOU?
When I saw Code Red Lunch, I thought you were doing a super spicy lunch.
Excuse me Mr. Sausage- I had a great idea. Could you make a pecan pie into a Sausage? I think it would taste very good and I don't have a Sausage maker to try it myself. Sausage all the pies for Sausage science!
Two things I know about Larry Sausage: 1. He is too cowardly to make the Aspic Sausage 2. He doesnt know that a thenus is
thank god he at least had the decency to braise the chicken and didn't just straight up boil a chicken breast in mountain dew
I have seen some gruesome stuff on the internet, but this is something beyond that
We need a sausage that will help keep us hydrated in this summer heat. A Gatorade powder sausage!
I’ve literally had the intrusive thoughts to cook rice in various Mountain Dew flavors lol
Mr sausage: "Here we go!"
(Takes bite. Spits out in random direction)
Mrs. Sausage: "what the actual fuk!?"
every day i grow a little more concerned for our favorite sausage maker
You truly are the next Messiah, they wrote about the day the sky turns code red and the blood of the gamers returns from the heavens.
A single bite of this meal would kill the average Victorian child.
Posting this on a normal Tuesday is wild
I love how he turns his focus on to the vegetables, spits it out, and then just talks normally about how they're not good
I want to eat healthy but still get Diabetes. Mr Sausage:”SAY NO MORE!”
absolute prison food without the code red there bud
science demands testing of more mountain dew flavors for this
I got a craving for some steak boiled in lobster flavored maple syrup
lobster boiled in Malort, stop running
You know what is also a _"Code Red?"_ Not having _Ox Tail Sausage!_ It'll save your taste buds from melancholy!
I'm glad mr. sausage is starting to make some healthier dietary choices.
you should reduce the code red and thicken it with cornstarch to make it a sweet and sour sauce like consistency
Freeze some of this, then combine with frozen parts of other NSEs, then sausage them all together!!
The amount of red actually hurt my eyes physically no joke
opening that pot of rice made my eyes burn
secretly sausage any meal Mrs. Sausage cooks for you
should've grinded all the cooked food up, made a sausage, and then boiled it in Code Red
You will not escape me. You will make the Coffee Cheetos Chicken Sausage. It is inevitable. It is fate. I will break you, Mr Sausage. You broke for water sausage, you broke for earth sausage, you broke for the lobster boiled in maple syrup, and you will break for this.
I WANT MY ZERO SUGAR CODE RED!! Makes me so upset they refuse to produce more than they do. Have to drink sugar free drinks now because of developing kidney stones in both kidneys, and code red was my go to drink all the time.
Sorry, had to rant. I love the content Mr.Sausage, please don't ever stop.
It's started hot, but then this meal got so code, I wasn't even reddy.
That being said, please make the Over the Garden Wall sausage, made with or entirely potatoes and molasses.
Can we get a medley of all the classic mtn dew flavors mixed together? Orange, red, blue, cyan, green
You know what would've been healthier than a red 40 lunch? A capsaicin and menthol sausage
Not gonna lie, i thought he was gonna make a pan daice with the code red for the chicken
You guys better appreciate this video. Mr. Sausage didn't eat for an entire day just to make this video.
This is like nyquil chicken but kills you slower
The amount of Red in every bottle of code red is absurd.
thank you algorithm for bringing me back to the sausage master since post notifications dont work anymore
I like how you rated the chicken and the veggies as if they were taking away from the code red
LOBSTER TAIL BOILED IN BAKED BEANS
We should get Mrs. Sausage to force him to finish every bite of whatever he makes, because this is just... SO much wasted food.
I wanna see a gourmet chef's interpretation of Code Red Chicken and Rice.
A code red is what you would have in the bathroom if you eat this.
I know it means Non Sausage Episode but i always read it as Not Safe for Earth
That is half a point higher than I would have expected lol
You've found me out! Mountain Dew rice has been one of my closely kept secrets for years!
Edit: Use Baja Blast. It gives you something resembling Thai whatever rice.
Lobster boiled in Mrs. Butterworths
He should do a Cinnabon soup next with his choice of milk as the broth.
The only thing I want to see boiled is a lobster in baked beans
Now a churro sausage please or the alternative, churro boiled in blood.
The choice is yours.
Chicken boiled in Ion Bru! Chicken boiled in Ion Bru! Chicken boiled in Ion Bru!
"how is this" *hard cut to pfffttting*
yes it's essentially "boiled in Corn Syrup" for the 100th time
You should definitely use a diffetent drink for each part of the meal, perhaps a refreshing regular Dew for the chicken itself?
The code red chicken water wouldve made an insane popsicle.
not the scientist we need, or deserve, but the one we ended up with i guess. God speed mr. sausage on your divorce
Still waitin' on that soda streamed liquid smoke.
this is the alternate version of green eggs and ham, the seuss cut
I don't know how how you get that pot so clean, Dante. You've really abused that little guy over the years