Kramer Takes A Test Drive | The Dealership | Seinfeld

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  • Like Thelma and Louise.
    From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 11 'The Dealership': Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.
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Komentáře • 209

  • @NewSuperAvenger
    @NewSuperAvenger Před 2 lety +139

    "Are you looking to buy or to lease?"
    "Borrow."

  • @vishwasviranivv
    @vishwasviranivv Před 2 lety +399

    The funny thing is that Jerry had no idea this was going on 🤣

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +29

      Haha, makes me think of the intro where Kramer throws a Tea Party, creates a mock stand-up set, cooks etc. in Jerry's apartment while he's away.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes, he did some crazy things in Jerry's apartment!
      But i thought he build that stand-up set in his own livingroom.

    • @Usmodlover
      @Usmodlover Před 2 lety +6

      @@rattus3102 that’s the Talkshow set that he finds in the dumpster. He’s talking about an intro where it shows Kramer doing various things in Jerry’s apartment including pretending to be Jerry doing standup while wearing Jerry’s clothes and hanging up a sheet or something as curtains to the stage

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Usmodlover Thanks! 👍

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo Před 2 lety +5

      @@Usmodlover he also pisses off a random person on the street. Who got access to the building somehow and guesses Jerry's appartment from the street to bang on the door.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +104

    "I don't wanna be the one responsible for purchasing costly GASoline" 😄

    • @stixnfeet7818
      @stixnfeet7818 Před 2 lety +6

      Reading comments while clip played and I read yours exactly when Kramer spoke it!

    • @captainolimar4433
      @captainolimar4433 Před 2 lety +5

      “So you want to know how far you can drive your friends car for free?”

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +4

      @@captainolimar4433 "....WellImakeItUptoHimInother ways!"

    • @commandershepard96
      @commandershepard96 Před 2 lety +5

      @@yellowblanka6058 I mean he saves him half an apple when he could’ve eaten the whole thing.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před 2 lety +4

      for a variety of reasons, of course

  • @tamtamhewitt8224
    @tamtamhewitt8224 Před rokem +85

    I like how one of Kramers errands is to pick up a big Tweety Bird, and proceeds to drop it off supposedly back at his apartment.

    • @kenguttman263
      @kenguttman263 Před rokem +4

      In the episode, do we find out why he needs Tweety?

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@kenguttman263no thats why its so 😂

    • @georgiaathenalias3721
      @georgiaathenalias3721 Před měsícem +1

      Probably gave it to the femeninas

    • @Gubalicious
      @Gubalicious Před 4 dny

      @kenguttman263 he's making a giant pez dispenser

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před 2 lety +249

    Rick seemed like a genuinely nice and pleasant sales associate! He was so thrilled about seeing how far it’ll go without filling up that he really let Kramer drive that car until it had nothing left lmao

  • @jandy4604
    @jandy4604 Před rokem +64

    I love that line with Kramer, first the guy asks, "Are you looking to buy or lease?" and Kramer responds, "Borrow!" I've used that line at dealerships and the looks salesmen give me are priceless!

  • @jokeroneninesevenzero
    @jokeroneninesevenzero Před 2 lety +106

    "Where we're going?"
    "Just a little place I like to call..You'll see!"

  • @Nick-NY
    @Nick-NY Před 2 lety +401

    The world was a better place when Seinfeld was on.

  • @mikeb.5150
    @mikeb.5150 Před 2 lety +295

    What makes it even funnier is the fact that Kramer doesn't even know Rick's name throughout the whole journey.
    Kramer: "It's good to have you back Stan."
    Rick: "It's Rick by the way."
    Kramer: "No time!" 🤣

    • @Sumac22
      @Sumac22 Před 2 lety +16

      It's easy to not notice, but Kramer actually calls him Rick at 1:02

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Sumac22 yes he did!

    • @cerealfamine1
      @cerealfamine1 Před rokem +5

      Everyone says "Kramer and that other guy" lol

  • @arpitsharma8947
    @arpitsharma8947 Před 2 lety +35

    other guy: things are gonna be different for me now
    kramer: well that's a weird thing to say

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 Před 2 lety +90

    Kramer here represents everybody that’s borrowed a car. Whenever someone in my family borrows my car, they always use all my gas and leave it on E

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent Před 8 měsíci +4

      Am I the only one completely paranoid about running out of gas and stranded when the car stalls? People are insane!

    • @jarrodwemhoff7270
      @jarrodwemhoff7270 Před 2 měsíci

      They would only do that once…

  • @ohnoestheydidnt
    @ohnoestheydidnt Před 2 lety +27

    “Kramer and that other guy…” 😂

  • @demastube
    @demastube Před 2 lety +253

    I once drove my car on empty for several km with my friend extremely worried. The look on his face when he saw the gasoline sign: relief. The look on his face when I did not stop: shock. Priceless 😂

  • @eaglerabbit8922
    @eaglerabbit8922 Před 2 lety +93

    Kramer's facial reaction at 1:23 is pure gold lmao

    • @devilmancrybaby2101
      @devilmancrybaby2101 Před 2 lety +8

      2:59 no is pure gold lmaoooo

    • @Siptoseina
      @Siptoseina Před rokem +6

      I’d like to know what the ladies did

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@SiptoseinaI’m going to guess either they both double flipped him off, or mimed a throat cut or something, lol, but the not knowing + his facial expression adds to the comedy, lol.

  • @frankenoise
    @frankenoise Před 2 lety +34

    Kramer sure knows how to pick up the ladies.😄

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 Před rokem +18

    legend has it that they're still out there somewhere to this day, driving

    • @jago1206
      @jago1206 Před 9 měsíci +3

      U havent seen the ending? It runs out of gas and kramer gets out the car and leaves. 😂

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic Před 2 lety +31

    ‘Bone dry’ - the audience doesn’t laugh but I cracked up

  • @thefilmpoets
    @thefilmpoets Před rokem +4

    where's the post-credit part where the end up on the side of the road and he says "I'll think about it"

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Před 2 lety +40

    You know how when you go to the car dealership for a test drive just to get the free promotional gift? Kramer takes it to a whole other level, just like how he does with everything else lol

  • @davrogrz4542
    @davrogrz4542 Před 2 lety +53

    "I'll get us a couple of Twix bars"
    "nah, no coconut for me"
    A great reference to "the dealership" episode

  • @deanfranz
    @deanfranz Před 10 měsíci +34

    You forgot to leave the real ending in, where it fizzles out, and they just run out of gas on the highway and Kramer awkwardly says "Well, I'll think about it" and then gets out and just walks away from the car

    • @modernmobster
      @modernmobster Před 9 měsíci +11

      I think we all prefer this to be the real ending, though.

  • @morrishalawani4630
    @morrishalawani4630 Před 2 lety +7

    kramer-"thats a weird thing to say"

  • @dudefromtexas425
    @dudefromtexas425 Před 2 lety +9

    You looking to buy or lease? Kramer- Borrow 😂😂😂

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Před rokem +6

    You're One Sick Momma!! I Like It 🤣

  • @MarkG_14
    @MarkG_14 Před 2 lety +54

    Totally awesome. Always thinking about this when I see someone going for a test drive.

  • @henriklarsson5221
    @henriklarsson5221 Před 2 lety +19

    And even tough Kramer approved of the Saab, they stopped making cars!

    • @maxpower586
      @maxpower586 Před 2 lety +3

      I don't think they stopped. Did they?

    • @henriklarsson5221
      @henriklarsson5221 Před 2 lety +4

      @@maxpower586 yeah they did. Saab exists but only in the defense-industry (weapons), service and consulting.

    • @henriklarsson5221
      @henriklarsson5221 Před 2 lety +3

      @@maxpower586 There is a company(NEVS) tough that bought the bankrupcy estate of saab and is now developing electric cars based on the saab 9-3 model. They have not reached the market yet tough. But since 2012 there has been no new saab cars on the market.

    • @maxpower586
      @maxpower586 Před 2 lety +1

      @@henriklarsson5221 Cool. Thank you for the info!

  • @PurpleBox89
    @PurpleBox89 Před 9 měsíci +3

    People talk about the "greatest" and the "funniest" episodes on literally every single one of these clips. No sir, I think this is it. This here in the span of under 5 minutes took more twists and turns and thrills and chills and suspense and amazement than a 2 and a half hour movie could ever hope for.

  • @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8
    @OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Před 2 lety +12

    4:30 90s reference of Thelma and Louise movie ending

    • @Eidlones
      @Eidlones Před 9 měsíci +2

      That's a weird thing to say

  • @kennethraymondmoore
    @kennethraymondmoore Před 2 lety +6

    They ran out of gas just past that last exit the second after the camera cut away.

  • @andoncroft5154
    @andoncroft5154 Před rokem +20

    I had a miserable childhood bt this one those shows that made my childhood so much easier, these fictional characters are a HUGE part of my life I actually have emotional ties with each character more than I do with ppl in reality 😂

  • @randyjohnson5426
    @randyjohnson5426 Před 2 lety +4

    " i make it up to him in other ways"..LAMO!!!!

  • @andrewgraves9636
    @andrewgraves9636 Před 2 lety +7

    Mr.Kramer the road!

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 Před 2 měsíci +1

      That line is a like the cherry on a cake.

    • @andrewgraves9636
      @andrewgraves9636 Před 2 měsíci +1

      No…No coconut for me.
      The running meta joke inside this episode where the laughs fell absolutely flat was the fact that nobody knew what was actually in the Twix bar. I always make it a point to laugh at these line’s.

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees Před 2 lety +8

    No Saab for You!

  • @grizzkid795
    @grizzkid795 Před 4 měsíci +1

    They left out the best part when they ran out of gas and Kramer nonchalantly says, "I'll think about it" and walks off.

  • @BigJoe2.0
    @BigJoe2.0 Před 2 lety +8

    And then they run out of gas and kramer leaves him stranded lol

  • @kylebittner1327
    @kylebittner1327 Před rokem +4

    Forgot the part where the car runs out of gas and Kramer gets out and say we'll think about it

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Před 5 měsíci +2

    Kramer just abandoning him is great.

  • @NinoBrown08
    @NinoBrown08 Před 2 lety +5

    I tried this once with my 2014 Corolla. Roadside assistance was called to get me back going.

  • @BeranM
    @BeranM Před 2 lety +4

    *MISTER KRAMUH THE ROOAAAD*

  • @trevorharnden2493
    @trevorharnden2493 Před rokem +4

    I’ve never felt so alive 😂.

  • @greggergen9104
    @greggergen9104 Před 2 lety +4

    I had that car and the fuel pump went out. The fuel in the tank helps to cool the fuel pump. Do not try this at home. You will ruin your fuel pump - $1,000 to replace.

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera Před rokem +3

    That Saab has terrible acceleration. Kramer floored it and it barely took off!

  • @malcolmdean6899
    @malcolmdean6899 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I've had "Kramers" when I took customers out for test drives at VW and Lexus.

  • @vaultsoferowid
    @vaultsoferowid Před 5 měsíci +1

    Most vehicles have at least 1.5-2.0 gallons after the needle reaches empty. That means usually 50 miles depending on the vehicle.

  • @Ctofer93
    @Ctofer93 Před 2 lety +13

    What a cute couple. :D

  • @JuanPena-bx8qm
    @JuanPena-bx8qm Před měsícem

    When Jerry told kramer mi casa su casa, he took it seriously 😂😂😂

  • @ArthasMenethil-qx2vj
    @ArthasMenethil-qx2vj Před 7 měsíci +1

    This just makes my day. Even after watching this episode last night I’m sitting here at work in tears laughing out loud while watching it. 😂

  • @Tritiuminducedfusion
    @Tritiuminducedfusion Před měsícem +2

    No coconut for me... so Kramer gets him a Mounds. 😆😂

  • @zoltanurmosi1143
    @zoltanurmosi1143 Před 2 lety +4

    You can probably let go of my hand now !

  • @randyjohnson5426
    @randyjohnson5426 Před 6 dny

    Kramer put like 100 miles on the car during his "test" drive.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timregan1005
    @timregan1005 Před 5 měsíci +1

    easily. the best bit anyone has ever come up with.

  • @GaryFurr-er7xz
    @GaryFurr-er7xz Před 9 měsíci +2

    Only Kramer

  • @dumbasscunt441
    @dumbasscunt441 Před 10 měsíci +1

    the part they were screaming was funny too

  • @fredyh4310
    @fredyh4310 Před 2 měsíci

    Brooo it’s little things like this episode that make this show great

  • @Josh-cw8by
    @Josh-cw8by Před rokem +1

    0:04 The Unibody construction? It's a convertible. Hahaha.

  • @q7jdwomfvkbj74
    @q7jdwomfvkbj74 Před 10 měsíci +2

    car salesman is hilarious😂

  • @garyfurr1467
    @garyfurr1467 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The salesman should have Kramer arrested for grand theft

  • @twofiveb
    @twofiveb Před 10 měsíci +1

    "We're going to one of my *favorite* places. It's called you'll see!"

  • @letyvasquez2025
    @letyvasquez2025 Před 2 lety +4

    Slash and dash
    Running on empty
    Yeahhhhhhh!

  • @TheBeresford7
    @TheBeresford7 Před rokem +1

    1:44
    Thats the truth these days 😂 , the prices are extortion

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman Před rokem +3

    'Kramer and that other guy'.

  • @joshdznyc
    @joshdznyc Před 4 měsíci +1

    If you look carefully, this is where I live Mamaroneck, New York

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda Před 7 měsíci +1

    Some people say this show isn't funny, 99% of them are used car salesmen. Stan, I mean Rick, was the exception.

  • @colonelmatrix8164
    @colonelmatrix8164 Před rokem +5

    The actor who played Rick would have been a great George, a quality actor

  • @stevendalloesingh1214
    @stevendalloesingh1214 Před rokem +2

    Kramer makes sounds with his mouth that are similar to the theme music between scenes.

  • @FollowTheJohn
    @FollowTheJohn Před 9 měsíci

    The best!

  • @AnthonyGalloni
    @AnthonyGalloni Před 3 měsíci

    That fuel pump was crying 😂

  • @SlackersIndustry
    @SlackersIndustry Před 2 lety +6

    i woke up , my uncle was driving the truck in the desert 🏜️ we were running on empty not a gas station in sight, i felt like these guys when we finally made it.

  • @konigeurichderwestgoten4460
    @konigeurichderwestgoten4460 Před 6 měsíci

    Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. Awesome song.

  • @grevier22
    @grevier22 Před 2 lety +7

    This is me with my phone when i get the 10% left warning.

  • @straightbusta2609
    @straightbusta2609 Před 2 lety +13

    Man of taste, choosing a Saab

    • @cynomyS
      @cynomyS Před 2 lety

      Sälj Aset Annars Byt

  • @isolda980
    @isolda980 Před 2 lety +1

    A nickel!

  • @boisterousbillyclub2772
    @boisterousbillyclub2772 Před 2 lety +4

    Poor fuel injectors

  • @mattiasakemalm1412
    @mattiasakemalm1412 Před rokem +1

    The salesman gotta be a son of Pat Hingle's.

  • @johnwilburn
    @johnwilburn Před 4 měsíci

    I know people who run around for days after the light comes on and would call them amateurs.

  • @alextanguay5886
    @alextanguay5886 Před 9 měsíci

    At the end it’s completely dark 😂

  • @KoRnBaL19
    @KoRnBaL19 Před 5 měsíci

    New car turned into a demo on one test drive.😂

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 Před 2 lety +2

    What sick and twisted individual came up with the idea to have kramer pick up a giant tweety bird stuffed animal. Lmfao!

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 Před 2 měsíci

    Just when you thought the salesman guy was a small role.

  • @KarimKarim-xy9py
    @KarimKarim-xy9py Před 2 lety

    “I don’t think so”

  • @seanthomasamen4483
    @seanthomasamen4483 Před 2 lety +2

    A NICKEL!

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski Před 2 lety +1

    Of course he's looking to BORROW

  • @izeheart7786
    @izeheart7786 Před 2 lety +6

    Twix has too much coconut

  • @riveravaldez
    @riveravaldez Před rokem +5

    Almost anything that gets you out of routine, gets you back into life.
    Routine is death without noticing. It's life without living.

  • @lancedavis9710
    @lancedavis9710 Před rokem +1

    Hey, ladies!! - gets me every time 🤣

  • @marvin3035
    @marvin3035 Před rokem +2

    1:21

  • @guyherring6235
    @guyherring6235 Před 2 lety +14

    If more car dealers were like Rick. I believe people would buy more cars 🚗....unless it's Kramer Lol 😆

  • @smeefamily54
    @smeefamily54 Před 2 lety +8

    My brother used to do this. He would get groceries on the test drive. There were lots of dealerships in Ottawa, Ontario.

  • @bobibest89
    @bobibest89 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dude looks a bit like Jay Leno's cousin.

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 Před 2 lety

    You left out the best part.

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Před rokem

    what did the supplementary strains mean?

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth Před 8 měsíci

    "I see you've noticed the unibody construction." Lmao so like every car that isn't a Crown Victoria? I bet it has ABS and disc brakes too

  • @airslug1
    @airslug1 Před rokem +6

    I really want to know who Kramer is taking the gignatic Tweety bird too (maybe he bought it for himself)

  • @CARandDRONE
    @CARandDRONE Před rokem

    Unibody? It better have 😅

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen Před 7 měsíci

    "For a variety of reasons I don't want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline." Kramer ahead of his time, gas in 1995 was around $1.20 a gallon. These days the oil companies see Bentleys covered in gold so its $5.40 a gallon.

  • @snowpants2212
    @snowpants2212 Před 5 měsíci

    It doesn't include the very last scene, when they run out of gas.

  • @thingserik7269
    @thingserik7269 Před 8 měsíci

    My Saab gets 17 mpg in the summer and 24 in the winter. Never let it get near the slash 😅

  • @kolebronson24
    @kolebronson24 Před 8 měsíci

    Rick looks a lot like John C. Riley

  • @chrislewis615
    @chrislewis615 Před 8 měsíci

    There is a webpage that shows how far you can drive after the low fuel light is triggered.
    It varies quite a bit depending on the car. Warning; Hyundai Elantras only go about 30 miles.

  • @victorlozano3350
    @victorlozano3350 Před 11 dny

    You are one sick momma!