Difficult to watch this while the rest of the family is sleeping. Volume at 1 and you cant hear what Mike is saying. Volume at 2 and the whole house can hear Rich Evans laugh.
Yeah I really don’t think anyone cares about the veracity of the statement, either it’s true and it’s marginally interesting or it’s false and this movie can just fall further into oblivion
IKR? If they had bothered to read the comic it was based on, they'd realize it's pretty close to its source material. I mean, it's obvious that the Johnson Family Movies are made for the fans and not for the critics. I'm starting a petition in Change.org to close RLM because there's a disconnect betwen them and the audience.
The fuck are yall talking about? This isn't canon JFCU it's the Ultimates timeline. The Father doesn't look like Cedric the Entertainer and the nigga smoking looks nothing like Bow Wow. I was into the Johnson Family before it was cool, yall just bandwagon phonies
@@Mechsrule1 And the Emmy nomination was for Paul Winfield who also appeared in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and the episode "Darmok" of Star Trek: The Next Generation, so the two Star Trek fans missed the opportunity to point that out.
It's actually even funnier. Johnson Family Christmas Dinner didn't have the Johnson Family from the front cover, as the gang noted, they barely bothered to include Christmas at all, and they don't eat dinner.
I'll always wish they spent more time on the Johnson Family vampire theory: the lack of aging, sleeping during the daytime, apparently no need for regular food, the one guy constantly drinking "red wine"... the director had a vision.
Just think: Even after that long list, it still wasn't finished, with Carrie Fischer and George Michael yet to be included. I'm further surprised Mike neglected 5th Beatle George Martin!
I think it was just a thing where someone took that picture and used it for the clickbait. I saw pictures of it a few times, so I'm not 100% certain it's real, and I think this is the first time they've acknowledged it.
well, i think: when:the big movies used to cost in the tens of millions and today usually hundreds of millions; if you can get the right connection: getting a budget in the $100k- $1mil range is considered a low risk by a backer. Johnson Christmas Dinner was probably greenlit for $100k ( which is considered nothing in the movie biz ) and, they spent as little money as possible; pocketing the rest of the budget. It wouldn't surprise me if: the "actors" were paid under scale, or even, under state minimum wage. They wouldn't even buy a dinner to make a dinner scene in a so called dinner movie. The studio sees the movie, and, shrug it off, not really expecting anything good for $100k anyway. By hiring a distribution company to make deceptive box art, they manage to get it on wal-mart shelves for $2 a copy, and, probably trick enough uninformed lower class christian families to recoup the investment.
There has always been some sort of market for shitty movies. Many of these were made for rentals; they'd lurk on the shelves at Blockbuster and somebody looking for something different (having watched all the big movies already) would pick them up for an evening. Before that, in the USA particularly, drive-ins and the like.
Ironically enough seems like one of the most well-thought out lines of dialogue in the entire movie. If a building is rigged with a bomb it needs to be evacuated of people before exploding. Here poop is the bomb and I guess also the people
I have a theory that explains why Mike is so goofy and funny. He grew up with Rich. Anyone who has a friend with a laugh like that will try to make him laugh every day and over time naturally develops an instinct for comedy. That's a free one for any psychology majors to write a thesis on.
+Who Dat Ninja Mike and Rich did grow up together. I think Rich told Vinny from Vinesauce in an interview that they've known each other since high school.
According to IMBD Repligator was made in like 2 weeks because the director had just finished another movie and wanted to "knock something out" before the sets were torn down.
I know what movie ur talking about, there's a flare gun involved I think, but I think its just called "gator". I'm probably wrong, I don't care. Hack frauds.
You know, a lot of Shakespeare's works have beautiful prose describing night/the moon/stars, so people could get the *impression* of nighttime (because they didn't have electricity and all the plays were performed during the daylight). I'm sure they made the *choice* to just film during the day and let you know when it's night through dialog as homage to the Bard.
The writer behind Repligator also wrote and directed 'Six Dollars a Minute' - "Ex-Con Tony Knox, on the run from the cops, hides out in a photography studio used for porno movies and internet sex. Within hours, he finds himself embroiled in the lives of the girls, a greedy mob boss, a sexy lawyer, a pair of crazed thugs and a beautiful model who changes his life completely."
To be fair, the imdb site states that the writer replaced an actor that did not show up, because they filmed it within 4 days. He probably did not intend to be in the movie (or came up with a devilish plan involving an actor that would not show up so he can replace him).
THANK YOU RLM! Im a cancer patient and had to go back in to the hospital recently and wont get out till probably Christmas day. I opened my laptop and scrolled though my sub feed and said "come on come on dont let me down" and *boom* saw it! Another RLM video. A few times now a hospital stay of mine has coincided with a video release and you have no idea how much it brightens my day when stuck in the hospital. Hope you guys see this because even though your videos were just once simple entertainment for me to watch while eating pizza, it's become a whole lot more. Sometimes when i see you have a video up i purposely hold off watching it in case i go back to the hospital, so that way i have something to look forward to.
***** Stage 3. Treatable but lots of chemo and surgery. Just started growing my hair back :D But its nice when they upload since its always about an hour long. A great way to kill some time when im limited to what i can do. Hell ill even re-watch old videos of theirs anyway. Better than anything else on the hospital's basic cable.
I would love to see all the characters RLM has dug up from their flop episodes mingle in the aether of schlock. Lemro talking with Rem Lazar? That's a movie right there.
39:52 I'm So confused why they thought having him sleep standing up was a good idea. Perfectly timed vampire joke too but yeah... They made him sleep like a vampire in a coffin... Intentionally... In a Christmas family movie. That's the most confusing thing I've ever seen in a movie because I don't follow the logic of why he would do that.
I'm stretching like taffy here, but is it supposed to be some sort of joke about there not being room at the house? "We don't have any beds or couches left, so you're sleeping like a dracula"?
I've seen Gator-Face. Kids pretend to be the bigfoot type myth of the town, Gator-Face. Scaring people in their outhouses and shit. Eventually the town corners the kid in the costume into a shack in the swamp and burn it. The kids friend tells that it was them all along, but no one can get into the shack to help him. Then, the REAL Gator-Face shows up holding the kid, saving him from the shack. The townsfolk shoot him, everyone cries. Then the magic of the swamp brings him back to life and he goes away. We all learn a big lesson about not judging based on looks
I love how when Gator Face was being stomped on, the first stomp was so soft and gingerly done. Then he realizes he broke part off the tape, and committed to killing it. Like a killer who hurts someone by accident, and has to finish the job to put them out of their misery.
I think the best lineup for best of the worst is Jack, Mike, Jay, and Rich. Really Mike Rich and Jay are the most integral but I think Jack makes the best 4th member out of all the floating members.
I love that the creepy, overweight writer from RepliGATOR did a better job flying backwards over that desk than literally any of the stunts from all of Leo Fong's "action" movies.
What are you even saying? Leo Fong literally punched a guy in the face so hard that his entire head turned into a cake. He also once stopped chasing someone to go to another location to ask where that person was.
Found this channel while going down the CZcams rabbit hole. Now every night I pick one at random to play while I fall asleep. Such a great channel. Love it!
@@theguardian8317 You really have to wonder if that guy just did that as a joke and then no one noticed. It would seem entirely plausible, given the other blatant errors in that "film".
is it a stretch to assume that was a reference to the "whole family of draculas" line from texas chainsaw massacre (considering Gunnar Hansen's cameo at 25:11)?
I found Gatorface at a thrift store recently and I'm really sad Rich chose to destroy it. You guys would have had a blast with it. Also, why am I commenting on a 4 year old video? Fuck.
When I was 10, I got really sick for like 4 days and during that time watched Gatorface on the disney channel while having fever induced hallucinations. Needless to say I was haunted by visions of the bi-pedal man-gator creature for weeks after. Rich definitely made the right choice.
Repligator screenwriter died in 2013. He also made an employee training video dubbed the "most bizarre training video ever" that was called Risky Business: Violence in the Workplace. I've been looking for it now, and think it's gone forever.
Anyone else find it interesting that he got all the crap, but the women who agreed to do those things for roles got nothing. Not to mention they knew for years and said nothing. I say bring on equality. If he is to be held accountable, so should the women.
You guys really seem to enjoy each others' antics. When Rich crunched the tape, Jay and Mike's reactions multiplied the humor. It makes it very fun to watch.
If you mean @37:41 you’re close. It is vermouth but the green label means dry vermouth. Sweet vermouths have red labels. Vermouth is a fortified wine, but no one would drink it straight out of the bottle like that.
Oda Swifteye Vivendi is a mass media conglomerate. Film is one of many types of media that they produce in addition to news, television and even video games.
Aww. I thought the Alligator in the title was the John Sayles film of the same name. Seriously, John Sayles wrote a movie called Alligator about a giant alligator in LA and Robert Forster has to find it and kill it. It's actually a good film, for a film about a giant alligator.
I thought it was going to be that too! When I saw Alligator on the title, I thought "Oh, the guys are gonna have fun with this!" Then came disappointment...
I remember watching Alligator and being really surprised how good it was. I tweeted Jay about it, maybe they'll do an extra for the laser disc version.
And since he is most likely a serial killer, ha ha, he'd kill me. And I'd give you up in a failed effort to save myself, so, you'd be dead, too. Ha ha. Yeah....movies.
44:13 Rick Evans.....so, you got Rick McCallum (ruined SW), Rick Berman (ruined ST) and now Rick Evans (ruined Xmas). We just hit the Rick Trifecta and lost our ass. What is it with these damn Ricks?
Merry Christmas Mike, Merry Christmas Jay, Merry Christmas Rich (and your jolly laugh), Merry Christmas Jack and Josh, and a special seasonal greeting to fellow Canadians Jim and Collin. For real, thank you all so much for putting out so many entertaining videos this year. everything you release is an event for me, more so than my favourite network shows, fuck... you guys have been killing it. I don't know why I like watching your reviews more than the movies you review, but I do. Much love - Grant
I cant believe Rich Evans would accidentally destroy Daytime Emmy Award-nominated The Legend of Gator Face and deprive us of the joys that Canadian television audiences got to enjoy in 1996!
"Johnson Family Christmas Dinner" is clearly an unfinished vampire movie that someone incompetently edited into a terrible family movie. Which is really unfortunate because it looks like an entertaining no-budget vampire movie that these guys could've had a blast with.
23:26 Jack puts quotes around "On set" for "On set accident" just like Mike does in that video where he tells the guy his goal as a film maker is to have him die in an accident "On set" That's commitment to an obscure bit right there.
@AntLeonardi01 I rewound that part of this video multiple times, because as a writer myself I can't believe someone wrote that... Hell I suspect the reason the film's writer is playing that scientist is because everyone who auditioned couldn't take that line seriously enough to keep a straight face.
Heard about Carrie Fisher. This is kind of the uplifting one needs in these moments Plus it's the only Xmas gift one really ever needs. Happy Christmas to you all at Red Letter Media
You totally missed the part when the gal was told to get gas and her response was " I'm not about to go walking in the middle of the night..." its the middle of the day. lol
The Legend of Gator Face was probably the best movie featured in the episode, and they didn't even watch it. The trailer for Gator Face shows a film with at least competent production values. According to Wikipedia, TV Guide called it a "blatant rip-off" of E.T. but was "a surprisingly effective children's movie nevertheless," and one of the actors was nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
Thank you guys for including the rich lottery story. when I tweeted you the details of the website at the end of November i thought "that's rich? from rlm wtf?" at least he looks happy in his mother's basement
Difficult to watch this while the rest of the family is sleeping. Volume at 1 and you cant hear what Mike is saying. Volume at 2 and the whole house can hear Rich Evans laugh.
Headphones my dude, there great
get some headphones you fucking scrub!
Get some headphones lil baby alligator
I thought you would say when the volume is at 2 the whole block can hear the women orgasming
I wanted to like this comment but it's at 666 and that's just too perfect.
"YES! Red Letter Media is about to review MY film! This is going to be-" *immediately destroys tape*
Are you actually the director or producer of GatorFace?
@@joelsmith5938 It's a distinct possibility.
@@madcourier6217 I have a feeling it's not. Why use quotation marks?
@@joelsmith5938 Out of embarrassment. @anonymous anomoly you should change your screen name to Alan Smithy.
@@CaptainPRESIDENT Or George Lucas or J.J. Abrams or Alex Kurtzman or Robert Orci. There's so many now.
The IMDB trivia page says that the "actor"/"writer" in RepliGatro fractured his shoulder in the stunt... So...the fraud is real!!
@@prince-solomon ....yes....
Yeah I really don’t think anyone cares about the veracity of the statement, either it’s true and it’s marginally interesting or it’s false and this movie can just fall further into oblivion
That fatass con man does better stunts than elderly Liam Neeson
On his IMDB page it says he's suffered from back issues since the mid 90s.
Hmmmm.
@@Houshalter I don't know what you mean... it's the source of all the world's knowledge!
"Family of blaculas", cut to dude sleeping standing up. I died
How was this just glossed over like that???
Obviously these guys are unfamiliar with the Johnson Family Cinematic Universe.
IKR? If they had bothered to read the comic it was based on, they'd realize it's pretty close to its source material.
I mean, it's obvious that the Johnson Family Movies are made for the fans and not for the critics. I'm starting a petition in Change.org to close RLM because there's a disconnect betwen them and the audience.
I can't wait for the Black Baby Jesus solo movie
Have they even SEEN the Johnson Family film calendar?
The fuck are yall talking about? This isn't canon JFCU it's the Ultimates timeline. The Father doesn't look like Cedric the Entertainer and the nigga smoking looks nothing like Bow Wow. I was into the Johnson Family before it was cool, yall just bandwagon phonies
*R.I.P.* Gator Face
_You were a legend... now you're only a myth._
Say what you want, Gator Face was my shit when I was a kid. He just wanted to live in peace, but those military bastards wouldn't let him!
Google says it got nominated for an emmy.
Gator Face is b movie q u a l i t y compared with these other tainted selections... @_@
@@Mechsrule1 And the Emmy nomination was for Paul Winfield who also appeared in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and the episode "Darmok" of Star Trek: The Next Generation, so the two Star Trek fans missed the opportunity to point that out.
Can't watch my, can't watch my, gator face. Ga ga ga ga gator face.
So Repligator didn't have gators in it, Johnson Family Christmas Dinner didn't have a Christmas Dinner, and Alligator didn't have an alligator in it?
That's right Jay
It's actually even funnier. Johnson Family Christmas Dinner didn't have the Johnson Family from the front cover, as the gang noted, they barely bothered to include Christmas at all, and they don't eat dinner.
Is this an april fools episode?
It may not have had gators, but it did have repligators
Noice one@@fellow8085
I'll always wish they spent more time on the Johnson Family vampire theory: the lack of aging, sleeping during the daytime, apparently no need for regular food, the one
guy constantly drinking "red wine"... the director had a vision.
Absolutely!
The only way the one dude can quell his bloodlust is to smoke weed, but the family is super religious so he gets in trouble for it.
Homie in the corner sleeping like Bela Lugosi too
Cryptz prequel
Or a stroke
Sid Burston, age 32, gave himself up to Baltimore couple's counselling after the incident, and is now serving a Christmas dinner to his wife.
How can they move on so quickly from the guy sleeping standing up in Johnson Family Christmas Dinner?
truly an anomaly
Even having read your comment, the standing sleeping guy caught me off guard and I ended up spitting toothpaste all over my shirt.
@@DecayingReverie weren't even brushing your teeth at the time, that's just how surprising it was
Yeah, the 'vampire' in the room-corner.....it's so utterly out of place!
Genuinely weird!
And right as Rich says they’re a family of blackulas, it’s at the level of Rem Lezar 9/11
38:55 I was sad Jay said "It's about family" and no one finished with "and that's what so powerful about it" because it wasn't a thing yet
Just think: Even after that long list, it still wasn't finished, with Carrie Fischer and George Michael yet to be included. I'm further surprised Mike neglected 5th Beatle George Martin!
The acknowledgement of the Rich Evans clickbait was perfect.
Can you tell me how and when they originally discovered this? Was it on a Pre-Rec video?
I think it was just a thing where someone took that picture and used it for the clickbait. I saw pictures of it a few times, so I'm not 100% certain it's real, and I think this is the first time they've acknowledged it.
Perfect.
@@VoidAbaddonIt’s 100% real dude, and it’s amazing
I've watched fucking 47 episodes of this show and I still don't know how movies like these get funded
daiselol
Tax fraud and money laundering.
"Speaking of FRRAAAUUUDDDD... Mike..."
They dont.
well, i think: when:the big movies used to cost in the tens of millions and today usually hundreds of millions; if you can get the right connection: getting a budget in the $100k- $1mil range is considered a low risk by a backer. Johnson Christmas Dinner was probably greenlit for $100k ( which is considered nothing in the movie biz ) and, they spent as little money as possible; pocketing the rest of the budget. It wouldn't surprise me if: the "actors" were paid under scale, or even, under state minimum wage. They wouldn't even buy a dinner to make a dinner scene in a so called dinner movie. The studio sees the movie, and, shrug it off, not really expecting anything good for $100k anyway. By hiring a distribution company to make deceptive box art, they manage to get it on wal-mart shelves for $2 a copy, and, probably trick enough uninformed lower class christian families to recoup the investment.
There has always been some sort of market for shitty movies. Many of these were made for rentals; they'd lurk on the shelves at Blockbuster and somebody looking for something different (having watched all the big movies already) would pick them up for an evening.
Before that, in the USA particularly, drive-ins and the like.
"I've got to evacuate my bowels before I blow up." That line was as smooth as that Dan Akroyd Crystal Skull vodka.
Very nice.
Ironically enough seems like one of the most well-thought out lines of dialogue in the entire movie. If a building is rigged with a bomb it needs to be evacuated of people before exploding. Here poop is the bomb and I guess also the people
Start of the ruination...
Really smooth thing to say to your girlfriend
You know it has less glycol compared to other shelf brand vodkas?
The comment about the Johnson family being vampires at 39:49, then immediately cutting to the dude sleeping in the corner is beautiful.
39:52 that slow pan to the guy sleeping standing up is comedy gold
I have a theory that explains why Mike is so goofy and funny. He grew up with Rich. Anyone who has a friend with a laugh like that will try to make him laugh every day and over time naturally develops an instinct for comedy.
That's a free one for any psychology majors to write a thesis on.
Enter a name here Or he just loves alcohol
Did he grow up with Rich? that's so cute
You can't get anywhere in Psychology without blaming everything on molestation. Mike or Rich? Who touched who?
damn it I was in the middle of my Plinkett ring theory! now I gotta start on this profound major.
+Who Dat Ninja
Mike and Rich did grow up together. I think Rich told Vinny from Vinesauce in an interview that they've known each other since high school.
According to IMBD Repligator was made in like 2 weeks because the director had just finished another movie and wanted to "knock something out" before the sets were torn down.
Oh some things were knocked out alright
That sounds strangely similar to the story about the production for Tammy and the T Rex
Wonder what movie that ws
Mike would be good casting for Fred Flintstone
also Jay for Barney and Rich for Dino.
pkmovies92 Loooooool
You just wanna see Mike's feet, don't you?
adamtherock2008 Ewww wtf?
Idk if he could get the voice right.
32:11 "So we got terrorist oil in the car and that’s why it won’t ca- that’s how I won’t
start."
an instant classic
I also like how she says "I'm not walking in the middle of the night" when it's the middle of the day.
"Hey, can you say your line again"
- no one
Ah, racism... my old friend.
Taco Carlsón you mean... just racism?
@@oldskoolchomp81 there is no such thing as reverse racism, just racism
Now we'll never know what The Legend of Gator Face was!
Tyler OH NO WHAT A TRAGEDY!
I know what movie ur talking about, there's a flare gun involved I think, but I think its just called "gator". I'm probably wrong, I don't care. Hack frauds.
I know it's played out, but I really do live for these. Nothing makes me happier in my sub box than a new best of the worst.
sad
+Ally Marcial ....but true.
I usually let out a squeal when i see there's a new episode and will turn off whatever I'm watching and switch.
Lego Insomniac same here
Same. I love these.
Wow I was so distracted by the homemade oil, I almost didn't notice she said it was "the middle of the night" while standing in the sun lol
You know, a lot of Shakespeare's works have beautiful prose describing night/the moon/stars, so people could get the *impression* of nighttime (because they didn't have electricity and all the plays were performed during the daylight). I'm sure they made the *choice* to just film during the day and let you know when it's night through dialog as homage to the Bard.
@@Amcsae , is this terrorist oil I see before me?
I noticed it, and was amused the guys didn't notice it 😂
WHEN RICH EVANS SAID "AIIIIIDDDDDDS", I CLAPPED. THESE ARE THINGS I KNOW! OOOOHHHHH MYYY GAWWWWD!
Jeff Yang IT BROKE NEW GROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNND
I love how he set up that joke. Like even the rest of the cast look a little stunned at 18:52
IT SUBVERTED OUR EXPECTATIONS
VERY COOL
Rich Evans: It's not funny, stop repeating the same shit IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Also Rich Evans: AAAAAIIIIDDDDDSSSSS
The whole "Who Shit The Bed" thing was actually a famous court case that happened in Philadelphia.
The writer behind Repligator also wrote and directed 'Six Dollars a Minute' - "Ex-Con Tony Knox, on the run from the cops, hides out in a photography studio used for porno movies and internet sex. Within hours, he finds himself embroiled in the lives of the girls, a greedy mob boss, a sexy lawyer, a pair of crazed thugs and a beautiful model who changes his life completely."
...This man is my hero. How did he do it?
Uncommon Pepe actually no, I was very surprised
Did he star in that one, too?
He was also the Leatherface in the Texas chainsaw massacre
Why is this movie not uploaded to CZcams?
The trivia on IMDb says the writer actually did have an injury from that stunt. Also, he's dead.
So are we wishing death on people who make shitty movies? What?
Can you prove that?
To be fair, the imdb site states that the writer replaced an actor that did not show up, because they filmed it within 4 days. He probably did not intend to be in the movie (or came up with a devilish plan involving an actor that would not show up so he can replace him).
I guess every man who goes into porn should die.
Well of course every man who goes into porn should die. Imagine how weird it would be if nobody who went into porn died, ever.
First RLM episode I watched with Rich, I couldn’t stand that laugh. Now, it sounds like the chorus of angels
THANK YOU RLM! Im a cancer patient and had to go back in to the hospital
recently and wont get out till probably Christmas day. I opened my
laptop and scrolled though my sub feed and said "come on come on dont
let me down" and *boom* saw it! Another RLM video. A few times now a
hospital stay of mine has coincided with a video release and you have no
idea how much it brightens my day when stuck in the hospital. Hope you
guys see this because even though your videos were just once simple
entertainment for me to watch while eating pizza, it's become a whole
lot more. Sometimes when i see you have a video up i purposely hold off
watching it in case i go back to the hospital, so that way i have
something to look forward to.
***** Stage 3. Treatable but lots of chemo and surgery. Just started growing my hair back :D
But its nice when they upload since its always about an hour long. A great way to kill some time when im limited to what i can do. Hell ill even re-watch old videos of theirs anyway. Better than anything else on the hospital's basic cable.
good luck man, i hope you'll make it and that everything will turn out great for you.
Edgy.
An honest thank-you? GTFO, only self hatred and memes allowed.
Seriously though, good luck.
In case any of you were wondering, Rich Evan's laugh can NOT in fact cure cancer.
Pro-Segregation Paper Maché Crocodile is my favourite Christmas character
Rodolfo the Pro-Segregation Paper Maché Crocodile
Had some very extremist views...
I would love to see all the characters RLM has dug up from their flop episodes mingle in the aether of schlock. Lemro talking with Rem Lazar? That's a movie right there.
Right up there with Santa Claus, Rudolf the red nose reindeer, Jesus Christ and Roman Reigns
A segregationist crocodile?
You mean King K.K.K. Rool?
This joke should have been more appreciated.
Aykchewally his full title is Kommander King K. Rool, so he already is K.K.K. Rool
@@arootube Hawly SHEEIT
This is the sort of joke I expect to hear on RLM.
LMAO! Underrated comment! That's a good one! On a side note, the DKC games (for SNES) are some of my favorite games!
39:52 I'm So confused why they thought having him sleep standing up was a good idea. Perfectly timed vampire joke too but yeah... They made him sleep like a vampire in a coffin... Intentionally... In a Christmas family movie. That's the most confusing thing I've ever seen in a movie because I don't follow the logic of why he would do that.
I'm stretching like taffy here, but is it supposed to be some sort of joke about there not being room at the house? "We don't have any beds or couches left, so you're sleeping like a dracula"?
I've seen Gator-Face. Kids pretend to be the bigfoot type myth of the town, Gator-Face. Scaring people in their outhouses and shit. Eventually the town corners the kid in the costume into a shack in the swamp and burn it. The kids friend tells that it was them all along, but no one can get into the shack to help him. Then, the REAL Gator-Face shows up holding the kid, saving him from the shack. The townsfolk shoot him, everyone cries. Then the magic of the swamp brings him back to life and he goes away. We all learn a big lesson about not judging based on looks
Does a black guy with jerry curls sing in the bathroom? Oooohhhh babyyyy!
If not, I still might watch it.
;)
Damn, I wish they had watched that instead. May have saved Christmas!
@@steveharvey2102Its thoose damn enchiladas
Maybe someone can send it to them again as a black spine movie
rich evans laughter is on point as per usual
I love how when Gator Face was being stomped on, the first stomp was so soft and gingerly done. Then he realizes he broke part off the tape, and committed to killing it. Like a killer who hurts someone by accident, and has to finish the job to put them out of their misery.
I love all of Jack's expressions when they watch the movies.
7:58 is my favorite
"They have to orgasm to turn into alligators" Wait, this isn't an anime, right?
It really isn't. lol
Nope.
When it's outright pornography, they call it Hentai.
it's called Kemonozume
Shane Vincent sounds like some weird monster musume shit. (Don't ask how I know of this manga I have a lot of 'free time')
It's actually very similar to an anime called Valkyrie Drive where girls orgasm to turn into weapons.
how to teach sex ed "Kids, if you have a sexual encounter you will turn into an alligator."
It's also a good way to hit on women: "Why don't you come to my house so I can turn you into an alligator?"
+InvisibleBlues Obviously you haven't been fucking with enough bald overweight writers/scientists.
let's not forget they do their own epic stunts
hack fraud If only they did a bridge jumping stunt.
That's a really good point
32:38 Lady says she ain't getting gas in the middle of the night. It looks like daytime.
It looks like 2:00 in the afternoon in the middle of June for fucks sake
Definitive day for night shot.
@@joelsmith5938 except they forgot to do the effect for night...so it's day for day...
@@katherinelong-jones1676 day for day for night
Thank you I heard that too 😂
I think the best lineup for best of the worst is Jack, Mike, Jay, and Rich. Really Mike Rich and Jay are the most integral but I think Jack makes the best 4th member out of all the floating members.
Absolutely
@UnderSun, no.
@UnderSun Objectively wrong
Well at least we can all agree the best 4th chair is not Jim, the terribly unfunny Canadian
GetDead151 bitch what, jims a genius. you dont like him because he doesnt have a “funny haha” laugh and speaks silently
35:10 "Who Shit on the Bed?" is literately the plot of a Sunny episode.
I love that the creepy, overweight writer from RepliGATOR did a better job flying backwards over that desk than literally any of the stunts from all of Leo Fong's "action" movies.
What are you even saying? Leo Fong literally punched a guy in the face so hard that his entire head turned into a cake. He also once stopped chasing someone to go to another location to ask where that person was.
That's a low blow.
@@michaelbaumunk5428 The lowest of blows. Below the belt even.
Found this channel while going down the CZcams rabbit hole. Now every night I pick one at random to play while I fall asleep. Such a great channel. Love it!
i do the exact same thing. A very Canon Christmas, blood debts/undefeatable and Vampire assassin/hack o lantern episodes are so infinitely rewatchable
nothing better to fall asleep to then the ear piercing shriek that is Rich Evans laugh.
Welcome, Brother.
...I wonder what my life would've been like if they watched Gator Face instead of Alligator. ....my life could have been completely different.
"A family of Blaculas", that one snuck up on me.
I'm also surprised neither Rich nor Jack recognized Vivendi, which also used to put out video games.
underrated comment: "it's a family of blaculas"
The guy standing in the corner with his eys closed and arms crossed showing up right after someone made this comment was priceless!
@@theguardian8317 You really have to wonder if that guy just did that as a joke and then no one noticed. It would seem entirely plausible, given the other blatant errors in that "film".
is it a stretch to assume that was a reference to the "whole family of draculas" line from texas chainsaw massacre (considering Gunnar Hansen's cameo at 25:11)?
I found Gatorface at a thrift store recently and I'm really sad Rich chose to destroy it. You guys would have had a blast with it. Also, why am I commenting on a 4 year old video? Fuck.
Because you're bored with nothing to do like the rest of us.
I just discovered this channel the other day, so you still have quite a lead on me
Feed The Algorithm!
@@Jokoko2828 yup
When I was 10, I got really sick for like 4 days and during that time watched Gatorface on the disney channel while having fever induced hallucinations. Needless to say I was haunted by visions of the bi-pedal man-gator creature for weeks after. Rich definitely made the right choice.
All those actresses in Repligator needed Eloise Cole to help them cope with their grief.
Ha! Perfect.
How could they laugh when I was in such pain?
Repligator screenwriter died in 2013. He also made an employee training video dubbed the "most bizarre training video ever" that was called Risky Business: Violence in the Workplace. I've been looking for it now, and think it's gone forever.
Have you found it yet??
I swear these guys had it on the wheel of the worst
Is Repligator the Harvey Weinstein story?
I don't think any of the ladies acheived orgasm in *that* story @_@
Anyone else find it interesting that he got all the crap, but the women who agreed to do those things for roles got nothing. Not to mention they knew for years and said nothing. I say bring on equality. If he is to be held accountable, so should the women.
@@NytephyreWhat should the women who were assaulted be held accountable for?
You guys really seem to enjoy each others' antics. When Rich crunched the tape, Jay and Mike's reactions multiplied the humor. It makes it very fun to watch.
insightful
"I made a stinky poo poo"
-Jay Bauman
Merry Christmas to the whole RLM team. Even Jack.
William Hitchens who?
William Hitchens not Josh though.
More Jack, less Josh.
William Hitchens I like Jack though, he counter balances every body by being the excited puppy of the group
42:18 "Something happened and the credits start rolling"
Huh, a universal plot summary.
At the 37 minute mark, the Johnson family member is actually holding a bottle of sweet vermouth, not wine. That's probably why he was faking the sips.
If you mean @37:41 you’re close. It is vermouth but the green label means dry vermouth. Sweet vermouths have red labels. Vermouth is a fortified wine, but no one would drink it straight out of the bottle like that.
It still bothers me to this day that they didn't go into a full on discussion about the one guy sleeping standing up like a vampire
11:45
-Happy holidays.
-No.
This is why I like Mike.
Mike “Jesus Freak” Stoklasa is not surrendering to the war on CHRISTMAS
He said the same thing in the previous Christmas special. Mike sticks to his principles
(Not so) fun fact: Vivendi, the company that distributed the black family Christmas movie, is currently attempting to buy Ubisoft. Yeah.
Oda Swifteye Yeah, why would a European media company want to buy a European video game company. Fucking weeeird.
New Game+ Ubisoft don't make good games, or treat customers right, so I don't care.
Oda Swifteye Vivendi is a mass media conglomerate. Film is one of many types of media that they produce in addition to news, television and even video games.
Vivendi also was the publisher of Valve before Half-Life 2 days.
Vivendi owns a ton of companies, that's what they do so I ain't surprised at all
The best part of RLM Xmas specials is I'm always so drunk when I watch them I don't remember anything enxt year
Jay: “merry Christmas everybody! Happy holidays!”
Mike: “...no....”
Aww. I thought the Alligator in the title was the John Sayles film of the same name. Seriously, John Sayles wrote a movie called Alligator about a giant alligator in LA and Robert Forster has to find it and kill it. It's actually a good film, for a film about a giant alligator.
I thought it was going to be that too! When I saw Alligator on the title, I thought "Oh, the guys are gonna have fun with this!" Then came disappointment...
I remember watching Alligator and being really surprised how good it was. I tweeted Jay about it, maybe they'll do an extra for the laser disc version.
I hope he doesn't think this is the "Alligator" you were talking about, or he's liable to be cross with you.
And since he is most likely a serial killer, ha ha, he'd kill me. And I'd give you up in a failed effort to save myself, so, you'd be dead, too. Ha ha. Yeah....movies.
(runs away and hides)
Repligator? You mean Metal Gear Solid 3?
You're gonna feeeeeeed on a tree froooooog... And then turn into a gay zombie? I dunno, the metaphor kinda breaks down there.
44:13 Rick Evans.....so, you got Rick McCallum (ruined SW), Rick Berman (ruined ST) and now Rick Evans (ruined Xmas). We just hit the Rick Trifecta and lost our ass. What is it with these damn Ricks?
UPDATE: Because the "powers that be" are not without a sense of cruel irony, my supervisor at work is a guy named Rick.
Thanks Life.
Mike's wheezing laugh off-screen when Jay explains the gimmick is everything.
ROB SCHNEIDER STARS IN A NEW ROB SCHNEIDER MOVIE:
ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE ALLIGATOR
Rated PG-13
That was Kenny laughing, not me.
It's 24 hour GATOR COMEDY!!
Keith Kjornes (writer/fat guy/sex pervert for Repligator) actually broke his arm on that desk stunt
I'm so bummed out about losing Gator Face to 2016.
Merry Christmas Mike, Merry Christmas Jay, Merry Christmas Rich (and your jolly laugh), Merry Christmas Jack and Josh, and a special seasonal greeting to fellow Canadians Jim and Collin.
For real, thank you all so much for putting out so many entertaining videos this year. everything you release is an event for me, more so than my favourite network shows, fuck... you guys have been killing it. I don't know why I like watching your reviews more than the movies you review, but I do. Much love - Grant
Jack's genuine reaction to the premise is fantastic.
I cant believe Rich Evans would accidentally destroy Daytime Emmy Award-nominated The Legend of Gator Face and deprive us of the joys that Canadian television audiences got to enjoy in 1996!
"Johnson Family Christmas Dinner" is clearly an unfinished vampire movie that someone incompetently edited into a terrible family movie. Which is really unfortunate because it looks like an entertaining no-budget vampire movie that these guys could've had a blast with.
Rewatching this near Christmas 2021
From 11:15, the way Mike says " Rich it's gonna get good" has to be my new favourite moment.
23:26 Jack puts quotes around "On set" for "On set accident" just like Mike does in that video where he tells the guy his goal as a film maker is to have him die in an accident "On set"
That's commitment to an obscure bit right there.
If you have a sexual encounter, you’ll turn into a walking alligator.
@AntLeonardi01
I rewound that part of this video multiple times, because as a writer myself I can't believe someone wrote that...
Hell I suspect the reason the film's writer is playing that scientist is because everyone who auditioned couldn't take that line seriously enough to keep a straight face.
Jay’s “Grandpa Calrissian” comment got a genuine loud laugh out of me.
Repligator looks like a Sega CD FMV game.
35:04 The title to Johnny Depp's new movie.
Mike seems to regret the day they came up with this show so bad.
"The Eagle and Grampa Calrissian."
Heard about Carrie Fisher.
This is kind of the uplifting one needs in these moments Plus it's the only Xmas gift one really ever needs. Happy Christmas to you all at Red Letter Media
Rock bottom has never looked so crocodile
Yo Anton Yelchin died?!?
Jesus that's actually really sad he was really young...
Yeah car accident.
I love how Jay's "that guy" sound effect is that Source engine 'invalid selection' soundbite 12:39
Merry Christmas everybody! Nothing else to say, actually, just feeling in the holiday spirit. Everyone have a good time!
No
Thanks a lot, have a lovely Christmas! :)
little late but thank you
Hail the loaf.
You totally missed the part when the gal was told to get gas and her response was " I'm not about to go walking in the middle of the night..." its the middle of the day. lol
The RepliGATOR writer reminds me of the episode of Extras with Patrick Stewart.
I've already seen everything.
I can't believe Jack can live with himself knowing that his vote went to Johnson Family Christmas Dinner.
The Legend of Gator Face was probably the best movie featured in the episode, and they didn't even watch it.
The trailer for Gator Face shows a film with at least competent production values. According to Wikipedia, TV Guide called it a "blatant rip-off" of E.T. but was "a surprisingly effective children's movie nevertheless," and one of the actors was nominated for a Daytime Emmy.
11:42 - "I don't wanna babble, I wanna die."
A Very Special Christmas Message From The RedLetterMedia Crew~
Thank you guys for including the rich lottery story. when I tweeted you the details of the website at the end of November i thought "that's rich? from rlm wtf?" at least he looks happy in his mother's basement
I just can't here Rich's questions about Repligator in any other way then in Neil Breen's voice. WHAT IS THIS FILM? WHY IS THIS FILM?
Why is Rich leaning over and speaking directly into his mic now the funniest thing ever?
"2016 is over and it was a sad year"
Meanwhile in 2021...
"omg he's so weak" had me laughing for days
That's two years in a row Mike has picked a terrible Christmas movie at random. Ban him from future Christmases.
No. Mike's the funniest one.
The remarkably strange Christmas movies they review might be my absolute favorite aspect of BoTW
The glee on Mike's face when he bends down to film the tape stomping is the real Christmas present in this episode!
Johnson Family Christmas #2
"It's Bed Shit Crazy!"
"So you got the grumpy mayor character, who doesn't want to shut things down, even though there's a credible threat..."
How topical.
Great art is truly timeless.
"Who shit on the bed?" Starring Amber Heard