Women Detectives - Mike Epps: Under Rated, Never Faded & X-Rated
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- čas přidán 9. 11. 2009
- If your girl takes your phone, that's a wrap.
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"I think your girls out prowlin"
"I just seen her car"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I almost died
Livin' it! Friend's girl spotted makin' da loop 'round da block...Last time, she wash his car wit brick.
And, hell yeeahh
'Cuz he fell asleep...Dat damn phone!
prowlin 🤣🤣🤣
My niqqas would kall or text...like "yo your broad just left such and such house looking for you."..😅
"He over at chucky and them's, over on 38th street" 😂💀😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you tryna leave some hope ain't you??" lol a woman would say some shit like that
On my mama I said that to my ex one time I swear to god that’s why he’s fuckin hilarious.
I swear I commented that before I seen this comment omggggg hilarious. “ you fuckin up my family bitch”!!! Hahahahahaha
Honald Trinton I was just about to comment on that LOL
My favorite part 😂
😂😂😂
"Yeah this is Mike uh don't ever call me again bitch" lmaoooo
" aint no sun in here " lmao
"call the other bitch" "don't be sayin bye" i was rollin
"aint no sun in here"😂😂😂
this shit too funny coz everybody will relate
BAAAAABAYYYYY!!! WHAT ROOM YA IN?!?!?!?
The best part!!!!
That part trademark ™️
He is funny ASF 😆🤣😂 talks about real life and babayyy what room you in
you in some cold sleep and then "the f**k is THIS?" hahaha!
If this ain't the realest shit! I've had that argument word for word exactly least 3 times! 😅😅😅
Cory Benjamin u gotta do better
Call the other bitch
You trying to leave some hope lol don't be saying bye changing the number..
You and I both..got woke up with a slap...who tf is this...😂😂😂
@@mrsshayfulHello, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
Dude one of the top comedians in the world. Everything he said is sooooo true I cried of laughter. The “ your tryna leave some hope ain’t you!?” Lmaooooo
That part had me rollin!! Lol 😂
This part lolz
Aint no sun in here😂
i have to remind myself to watch this every now and again just to get a good laugh in lmao
2020.. "WHO TF IS THIS?!?" 😂😂
...🤣🤣🤣
Trying to leave some hope!!!! LOL
You messing my family up is hilarious 🤣
aint no sun in here. lol!!!
...this is his best stand up by far!!! 😂
I agree !!
True that!
You haven't seen this...
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or this...
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😂💯 Without a doubt
Still is 🔥 🔥
That was me putting clothes on looking for the ex 😂😂😂😂
@tracypeebles9362, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
Mike has been in nothing but Abusive Relationships! Damn! lol.
Zyair McNight lol that's what happens when you laying the pipe right, if that's the case every girl I ever been with has been abusive to, and I know I'll be fucking the shit out of them LMAO
Y do people assume rappers and comedians go through everything they speak on?
No one assumes that with actors and movie directors.
Rappers and comedians may speak on personal experience, but also observations; and they use their imagination too.
stimulusmaximus • thats sad grown people Dont figure that w/ there common sense... but You right tho
Ikr
I'd this a dream lol
Mike deserves more fame. He is genuinely funny.
This pretty much happens to Every player...hes got it RIGHT on too this is Exactly how it happens hahaha.
1:52 ask the question, don’t care bout the answer, just call her!!! 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
LOL OK!!!!!!! 😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 #CALL THE OTHER BITCH!
Capital K... (🙏)!
@Reloaded, Hello, how are you doing?
Looks like he predicted this one LMAO! I love this guy....
lol
Nothing to predict, that shit been going on since the cell phone was invented
@@lewjones3 òò
Mike Epps is the cure to depression
Yes he is omg !!!
mike epps is hilarious...i been there in that situation...that some real talk..LOL
Where ya mama at? 😂😭
At my desk laffing so hard im in tears.
“Don’t ever call me again bitch” “Fuck you, nah mean”
🤣🤣🤣
Who the fuck is this??? SLAP!!! LMAO!!!
Every dude is low key scared of their girls if you not you don’t love her enough 😂😂😂😂
Facts.
Naw that ain't real love, you got nothing to hide. You got to tell the truth and let them deal with that. If they can't handle it then they aren't for you. Men can have stipulations too shit, don't let them trick you into letting them be your new mother 🤣
on forenem thats 100% the truth facts bro #RESPECT coz the only reason u scared is coz u dont wanna loose her meaning u love her lol if u didn't love her then u wouldn't care so yeah Mr Andre u spitting facts
I was lol I dated a Mexican I'm black lol
On my mama mama
😂🌠🎁🗣👑🔥 Mike's expression when he hears the Laughter, is just like the little boy in 3rd grade who had the whole class laughing. 😂💓⚡️ 🎆
Omg this fool is 2 funny.. Lmaoooo
NIGGA ANIT NO SUN IN HERE,,,LMAO!!!!!
Every single Comedy Video sends me right back to DEF COMEDY JAM!!
'Where your mama at? 😂🤣😭
fellas I KNOW this has happened to yall ATLEAST once in your life, it has happened to me atleast 4 times lol.
Lmfao I love this guy...and the sad part about it is that is soooo true
This brotha should be playing richard pryor not marlon wayans.
He will
When is it coming out?
10 years later you got your wish lol
Pryor's family chose Epps
oh shit ma phone, BABY!!!!
U tryna leave some Hope ain't U. lmao
Mike Epps: Bye
Wife:DONT BE SAYING BYE TO END NIGGA LOL
'dont ever call me back again u fuckin up my famiy bitch' LOL!!!!
I think 🤔 your girl out prowling!!... lol 😂
he ain't lying we ain't no fools I tell u dat! We are some detectives!
@forgetallyall810602, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYY!!!
BABAYY!!!!!!!!! had me rollin haha
“Over at Chuckys nem on 38th street”
“You tryna leave some hope ain’t ya?” 🤣🤣🤣
ROFL !!!! "dont be sayin bye at the end niggah ! You tryna leave some hope aint you !?" ROFLLLLL !! this is sooooo funny
@Jauquese, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
Holy fuck man im crying. "Call da otha bitch!" hahahahahahahah
Mike Epps crazzzy
respect to mike epps
10yrs ago ain't nothing change, just got extra security on the phone lock
This is the best one of his stand ups that he ever did.....I LOVE mike💜💜
@stephanierowell6589, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
My nigga is on point 💯 Fellas don't be ashamed, Real Recognize Real. Facts
This exact thing happened to me in almost the exact same way LOL
Hell yeah I wake up with my phone gone sometimes
I start sleeping with my shit in my pocket
Big Jay sent me....
Richard Pryor started it all.......
He's right lolllll that women
O i keep my phone locked n on ✈ mode when i go to sleep on everything
😂😂😆 baby what room you in ... call the b... Ain't no sun 😎 in here
nikka said aint no sun in here lmao
Mike is stupid funny
Maaan that was accurate asf lol 😂
The new law is, whoever get the phone first the other ones going to jaiiiillll 😂
You seen yo momma and who the f is this killed me. 😂 true asf
@MrAmazing170 that the part I like too, trying to leave some hope , trying to let her know his girl told him to do it, lmao
True. Word for word lmfaoooo
he killed it wit that everest comercial lol i thought the same thing about it
Best ever
Love this
He killed me! LMFAO
33 people were at chucky and them on 38th street and got fucked up LOL!
Lmao!
Naila Robinson you be doing that shit huh
Facts very true
"He over at chucky n ems over on 38th st, Ima go fuck this nigga up" haha
laying with ur girl, and then you get a text at 2:00am and she goes "who the hell was that"? looooooooool
True story...😅..she be like let's see who texting us...
LOOOOOOOOOL @ "dont be saying bye at the end niggah" *dead*
Every guy has this happen to them...i promise you..😂😆😆😂
lol...if she get that phone...it is a raaaaaap!!!!
The Greatest
ahahahahaha its hilarious cuz its true
0:47 DID ANYONE HEAR THAT YETTI CALL
Yep that phone missing is a problem 😂
lmfao dead
I love it
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
Yep this is me all day!!!!! LMAO!!!!
shalesia williams I bet
😆🤣😆🤣
Funny as hell.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
@beemablack I'm not black and this shit happens to me all the time, black comediants are the best, I can't stop laughing.
1:32 is da funniest part..LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
@Shantrel15, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?
You tryna leave some hope ain't u ..!!!! Lol
Who da fuk is dis!!!? Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
hahahahhahaahahha he´s highh
Ain’t no sun in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad I didn't have my exes do me like that. That indeed is a real nightmare
LOL LOL an that's how we go mike is funny as hell
Lol