Women Detectives - Mike Epps: Under Rated, Never Faded & X-Rated

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Komentáře • 343

  • @jdcursed4800
    @jdcursed4800 Před 5 lety +236

    "I think your girls out prowlin"
    "I just seen her car"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tiffb1300
      @tiffb1300 Před 2 lety +1

      I almost died

    • @boostacylovark6786
      @boostacylovark6786 Před 2 lety

      Livin' it! Friend's girl spotted makin' da loop 'round da block...Last time, she wash his car wit brick.
      And, hell yeeahh
      'Cuz he fell asleep...Dat damn phone!

    • @sandraruiz3834
      @sandraruiz3834 Před 2 lety

      prowlin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 Před 8 měsíci

      My niqqas would kall or text...like "yo your broad just left such and such house looking for you."..😅

  • @davidleonard7439
    @davidleonard7439 Před rokem +15

    "He over at chucky and them's, over on 38th street" 😂💀😭

  • @WowzaBoyz
    @WowzaBoyz Před 11 lety +328

    "you tryna leave some hope ain't you??" lol a woman would say some shit like that

    • @asianagi6939
      @asianagi6939 Před 4 lety +8

      On my mama I said that to my ex one time I swear to god that’s why he’s fuckin hilarious.

    • @asianagi6939
      @asianagi6939 Před 4 lety +6

      I swear I commented that before I seen this comment omggggg hilarious. “ you fuckin up my family bitch”!!! Hahahahahaha

    • @vjscrx
      @vjscrx Před 4 lety +2

      Honald Trinton I was just about to comment on that LOL

    • @helloitskittyx
      @helloitskittyx Před 2 lety +1

      My favorite part 😂

    • @jdoteasy
      @jdoteasy Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @sharcam2010
    @sharcam2010 Před 6 lety +16

    "Yeah this is Mike uh don't ever call me again bitch" lmaoooo

  • @shawlasosexy01
    @shawlasosexy01 Před 14 lety +78

    " aint no sun in here " lmao

  • @01Dontay
    @01Dontay Před 12 lety +59

    "call the other bitch" "don't be sayin bye" i was rollin

  • @starz5895
    @starz5895 Před 3 lety +35

    "aint no sun in here"😂😂😂
    this shit too funny coz everybody will relate

  • @ComicRelief17
    @ComicRelief17 Před 11 lety +168

    BAAAAABAYYYYY!!! WHAT ROOM YA IN?!?!?!?

  • @Reeceonthebeat
    @Reeceonthebeat Před 13 lety +31

    you in some cold sleep and then "the f**k is THIS?" hahaha!

  • @bennibrisco84
    @bennibrisco84 Před 4 lety +84

    If this ain't the realest shit! I've had that argument word for word exactly least 3 times! 😅😅😅

    • @mrsshayful
      @mrsshayful Před 4 lety +2

      Cory Benjamin u gotta do better

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 Před 3 lety +1

      Call the other bitch

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 Před 3 lety +1

      You trying to leave some hope lol don't be saying bye changing the number..

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 Před 8 měsíci

      You and I both..got woke up with a slap...who tf is this...😂😂😂

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@mrsshayfulHello, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @asianagi6939
    @asianagi6939 Před 4 lety +45

    Dude one of the top comedians in the world. Everything he said is sooooo true I cried of laughter. The “ your tryna leave some hope ain’t you!?” Lmaooooo

  • @mafikav2600
    @mafikav2600 Před 5 lety +42

    Aint no sun in here😂

  • @zayway9866
    @zayway9866 Před 2 lety +19

    i have to remind myself to watch this every now and again just to get a good laugh in lmao

  • @newhope8653
    @newhope8653 Před 4 lety +30

    2020.. "WHO TF IS THIS?!?" 😂😂

  • @sherwinfitz
    @sherwinfitz Před 12 lety +77

    Trying to leave some hope!!!! LOL

  • @_Jayskiii_
    @_Jayskiii_ Před rokem +6

    You messing my family up is hilarious 🤣

  • @Traythegemini
    @Traythegemini Před 11 lety +61

    aint no sun in here. lol!!!

  • @nightfox7355
    @nightfox7355 Před 5 lety +103

    ...this is his best stand up by far!!! 😂

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Před 4 lety +28

    That was me putting clothes on looking for the ex 😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @tracypeebles9362, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @ciabrister2464
    @ciabrister2464 Před 6 lety +192

    Mike has been in nothing but Abusive Relationships! Damn! lol.

    • @malikholmes5045
      @malikholmes5045 Před 5 lety +14

      Zyair McNight lol that's what happens when you laying the pipe right, if that's the case every girl I ever been with has been abusive to, and I know I'll be fucking the shit out of them LMAO

    • @D_Nice_2022
      @D_Nice_2022 Před 4 lety +7

      Y do people assume rappers and comedians go through everything they speak on?
      No one assumes that with actors and movie directors.
      Rappers and comedians may speak on personal experience, but also observations; and they use their imagination too.

    • @jlove8441
      @jlove8441 Před 4 lety +1

      stimulusmaximus • thats sad grown people Dont figure that w/ there common sense... but You right tho

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

    • @shazamkazam1884
      @shazamkazam1884 Před 3 lety

      I'd this a dream lol

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 Před rokem +19

    Mike deserves more fame. He is genuinely funny.

  • @DJRAKKK
    @DJRAKKK Před 13 lety +79

    This pretty much happens to Every player...hes got it RIGHT on too this is Exactly how it happens hahaha.

  • @Reloaded_______
    @Reloaded_______ Před 6 lety +31

    1:52 ask the question, don’t care bout the answer, just call her!!! 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @urnottee
    @urnottee Před 8 lety +88

    Looks like he predicted this one LMAO! I love this guy....

  • @realAfrican
    @realAfrican Před 3 lety +16

    Mike Epps is the cure to depression

  • @bklynsfynest2k3
    @bklynsfynest2k3 Před 13 lety +31

    mike epps is hilarious...i been there in that situation...that some real talk..LOL

  • @ahlexisjohnson4081
    @ahlexisjohnson4081 Před 4 lety +57

    Where ya mama at? 😂😭

  • @blazepurp
    @blazepurp Před 12 lety +10

    At my desk laffing so hard im in tears.

  • @rivv010
    @rivv010 Před 4 lety +4

    “Don’t ever call me again bitch” “Fuck you, nah mean”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavier20124life
    @xavier20124life Před 11 lety +56

    Who the fuck is this??? SLAP!!! LMAO!!!

  • @andresavage9109
    @andresavage9109 Před 3 lety +50

    Every dude is low key scared of their girls if you not you don’t love her enough 😂😂😂😂

    • @tonie374
      @tonie374 Před 2 lety +2

      Facts.

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 Před 2 lety +5

      Naw that ain't real love, you got nothing to hide. You got to tell the truth and let them deal with that. If they can't handle it then they aren't for you. Men can have stipulations too shit, don't let them trick you into letting them be your new mother 🤣

    • @shukriebenzlab3488
      @shukriebenzlab3488 Před 2 lety +3

      on forenem thats 100% the truth facts bro #RESPECT coz the only reason u scared is coz u dont wanna loose her meaning u love her lol if u didn't love her then u wouldn't care so yeah Mr Andre u spitting facts

    • @Martin-xp4eb
      @Martin-xp4eb Před rokem +2

      I was lol I dated a Mexican I'm black lol

    • @gizmochalie1046
      @gizmochalie1046 Před rokem

      On my mama mama

  • @deelawson34
    @deelawson34 Před 10 měsíci +2

    😂🌠🎁🗣👑🔥 Mike's expression when he hears the Laughter, is just like the little boy in 3rd grade who had the whole class laughing. 😂💓⚡️ 🎆

  • @92cgray
    @92cgray Před 11 lety +35

    Omg this fool is 2 funny.. Lmaoooo

  • @airforcejordanA3
    @airforcejordanA3 Před 12 lety +60

    NIGGA ANIT NO SUN IN HERE,,,LMAO!!!!!

  • @TEACHYOUTEEWHY
    @TEACHYOUTEEWHY Před 12 lety +18

    Every single Comedy Video sends me right back to DEF COMEDY JAM!!

  • @JRnyc
    @JRnyc Před 2 lety +3

    'Where your mama at? 😂🤣😭

  • @AGCcachanilla
    @AGCcachanilla Před 13 lety +25

    fellas I KNOW this has happened to yall ATLEAST once in your life, it has happened to me atleast 4 times lol.

  • @Neka25J
    @Neka25J Před 13 lety +28

    Lmfao I love this guy...and the sad part about it is that is soooo true

  • @realhardtruth
    @realhardtruth Před 13 lety +87

    This brotha should be playing richard pryor not marlon wayans.

  • @r4ng3hustle
    @r4ng3hustle Před 14 lety +16

    oh shit ma phone, BABY!!!!

  • @reginaldross9039
    @reginaldross9039 Před 3 lety +3

    U tryna leave some Hope ain't U. lmao

  • @BigTone0601
    @BigTone0601 Před 5 lety +3

    Mike Epps: Bye
    Wife:DONT BE SAYING BYE TO END NIGGA LOL

  • @Lazaruscanfly12
    @Lazaruscanfly12 Před 14 lety +3

    'dont ever call me back again u fuckin up my famiy bitch' LOL!!!!

  • @naomariley-hall1519
    @naomariley-hall1519 Před 3 lety +5

    I think 🤔 your girl out prowling!!... lol 😂

  • @forgetallyall810602
    @forgetallyall810602 Před 14 lety +14

    he ain't lying we ain't no fools I tell u dat! We are some detectives!

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @forgetallyall810602, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @brebailey228
    @brebailey228 Před 13 lety +8

    THIS IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYY!!!

  • @Kingkassa21
    @Kingkassa21 Před 12 lety +10

    BABAYY!!!!!!!!! had me rollin haha

  • @codimo87
    @codimo87 Před 3 lety +2

    “Over at Chuckys nem on 38th street”

  • @RareGem369
    @RareGem369 Před rokem +1

    “You tryna leave some hope ain’t ya?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jauquese
    @Jauquese Před 14 lety +2

    ROFL !!!! "dont be sayin bye at the end niggah ! You tryna leave some hope aint you !?" ROFLLLLL !! this is sooooo funny

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @Jauquese, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @Virtualwallvirus
    @Virtualwallvirus Před 14 lety +2

    Holy fuck man im crying. "Call da otha bitch!" hahahahahahahah

  • @marquezplanetki6662
    @marquezplanetki6662 Před 4 lety +3

    Mike Epps crazzzy

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace Před 14 lety +7

    respect to mike epps

  • @mrb2643
    @mrb2643 Před 4 lety +3

    10yrs ago ain't nothing change, just got extra security on the phone lock

  • @stephanierowell6589
    @stephanierowell6589 Před rokem +1

    This is the best one of his stand ups that he ever did.....I LOVE mike💜💜

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @stephanierowell6589, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @salvadortorres6680
    @salvadortorres6680 Před 2 lety +2

    My nigga is on point 💯 Fellas don't be ashamed, Real Recognize Real. Facts

  • @milojetkins
    @milojetkins Před 14 lety +5

    This exact thing happened to me in almost the exact same way LOL

  • @yeshurunraglin7496
    @yeshurunraglin7496 Před 3 lety +2

    Hell yeah I wake up with my phone gone sometimes

  • @sarasmith9538
    @sarasmith9538 Před 3 lety +5

    Big Jay sent me....

  • @notorious23m
    @notorious23m Před 14 lety +16

    Richard Pryor started it all.......

  • @beckspencer82
    @beckspencer82 Před 12 lety +7

    He's right lolllll that women

  • @dw8030
    @dw8030 Před 4 lety +4

    O i keep my phone locked n on ✈ mode when i go to sleep on everything

  • @shazamkazam1884
    @shazamkazam1884 Před 3 lety +1

    😂😂😆 baby what room you in ... call the b... Ain't no sun 😎 in here

  • @townsend172
    @townsend172 Před 13 lety +2

    nikka said aint no sun in here lmao

  • @footballrealist4024
    @footballrealist4024 Před 4 lety +2

    Mike is stupid funny

  • @RareGem369
    @RareGem369 Před 5 lety +10

    Maaan that was accurate asf lol 😂

  • @Dodgers_2
    @Dodgers_2 Před 3 lety +2

    The new law is, whoever get the phone first the other ones going to jaiiiillll 😂

  • @cjack002
    @cjack002 Před 7 měsíci +1

    You seen yo momma and who the f is this killed me. 😂 true asf

  • @deezydoss
    @deezydoss Před 13 lety +4

    @MrAmazing170 that the part I like too, trying to leave some hope , trying to let her know his girl told him to do it, lmao

  • @jonbazan
    @jonbazan Před 3 lety +2

    True. Word for word lmfaoooo

  • @xxxxxBGxxxxx
    @xxxxxBGxxxxx Před 14 lety +1

    he killed it wit that everest comercial lol i thought the same thing about it

  • @kaduffycut7227
    @kaduffycut7227 Před 3 lety +1

    Best ever

  • @subscribelamelofanpage361

    Love this

  • @dmoney150
    @dmoney150 Před 14 lety +1

    He killed me! LMFAO

  • @shad0wMata
    @shad0wMata Před 13 lety +6

    33 people were at chucky and them on 38th street and got fucked up LOL!

  • @nailakro1
    @nailakro1 Před 11 lety +21

    Lmao!

  • @kingstorm7188
    @kingstorm7188 Před 3 lety +1

    Facts very true

  • @mewznasty989
    @mewznasty989 Před 2 lety +3

    "He over at chucky n ems over on 38th st, Ima go fuck this nigga up" haha

  • @charms71
    @charms71 Před 14 lety +1

    laying with ur girl, and then you get a text at 2:00am and she goes "who the hell was that"? looooooooool

    • @valjeanlee7060
      @valjeanlee7060 Před 8 měsíci

      True story...😅..she be like let's see who texting us...

  • @franchica
    @franchica Před 14 lety

    LOOOOOOOOOL @ "dont be saying bye at the end niggah" *dead*

  • @valjeanlee7060
    @valjeanlee7060 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Every guy has this happen to them...i promise you..😂😆😆😂

  • @plato369
    @plato369 Před 13 lety +1

    lol...if she get that phone...it is a raaaaaap!!!!

  • @doughboyjohnson0420
    @doughboyjohnson0420 Před 4 lety +1

    The Greatest

  • @sogansta10
    @sogansta10 Před 13 lety +8

    ahahahahaha its hilarious cuz its true

  • @nathanielaron
    @nathanielaron Před 13 lety +2

    0:47 DID ANYONE HEAR THAT YETTI CALL

  • @dreekthrowedoff
    @dreekthrowedoff Před 9 měsíci

    Yep that phone missing is a problem 😂

  • @neatx1
    @neatx1 Před 13 lety +5

    lmfao dead

  • @tammykelligg5311
    @tammykelligg5311 Před 3 lety

    I love it

  • @dmac3g
    @dmac3g Před 14 lety

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • @MsGerard1
    @MsGerard1 Před 13 lety +5

    Yep this is me all day!!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • @kylekozma6573
    @kylekozma6573 Před 5 lety +1

    Funny as hell.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @veveak
    @veveak Před 13 lety +3

    @beemablack I'm not black and this shit happens to me all the time, black comediants are the best, I can't stop laughing.

  • @Shantrel15
    @Shantrel15 Před 14 lety +1

    1:32 is da funniest part..LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MikeEpps-zg5uv
      @MikeEpps-zg5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @Shantrel15, Thanks for your comment i really appreciate, So tell me, Are you also one of my fans out there?

  • @verlandousmitchell2308
    @verlandousmitchell2308 Před 2 měsíci

    You tryna leave some hope ain't u ..!!!! Lol

  • @lightupanother420
    @lightupanother420 Před 3 lety +4

    Who da fuk is dis!!!? Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ss0546
    @Ss0546 Před 12 lety +3

    hahahahhahaahahha he´s highh

  • @ceoowner9319
    @ceoowner9319 Před 2 lety

    Ain’t no sun in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @younghurricane1995
    @younghurricane1995 Před rokem +2

    Glad I didn't have my exes do me like that. That indeed is a real nightmare

  • @dazjah00
    @dazjah00 Před 13 lety +2

    LOL LOL an that's how we go mike is funny as hell

  • @ayyxojackson7714
    @ayyxojackson7714 Před 4 lety +2

    Lol