JUST AWFUL CSGO MOMENTS
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2021
- these csgo moments are awful... just awful....
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In this SwaggerSouls csgo funny moments video, SwaggerSouls gets high and plays a couple games with cscoop and his friends boofdelivery and 69sam420. Many of the topics brought up are just awful (if not culturally insensitive), and can end in SwaggerSouls getting cancelled on Twitter (as if it matters, Schlatt aka "big guy" gets cancelled literally every other week). If only I was unproblematic like my favorite creators TommyInnit, GeorgeNotFound, and Dream. I'm pretty much a brand risk, nobody wants to touch me. If only I would apologize on Twitter like Drew Gooden, people won't be upset with me and then I can play some epic among us moments with Valkrae or CorpseHusband. I have no shame. To be honest if I got cancelled I'd probably deserve it because I'm literally sitting here optimizing my views in the description and some mutated decrepit basement dweller is actually taking time out of their precious lives to read this monumental description. If you got this far, I just wanted to let you know that there's no prize. Maybe gaze deep within you and realize that the more you read this the more time you are wasting. Write "bunger" in the comments so I know who the freaks are!
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sober swagger - "i shouldn't get high at 5 pm, its irresponsible"
high swagger - "death to children"
E
You cant forget "I just want to call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal" just a couple minutes after he said i shouldnt get high.
Swaggers response to saying offensive shit is “what you gonna do, cancel me?”
The only people that can "cancel" Swagger are CZcams (extremists hacking him too). People can bitch and moan to them but, correct me if I'm wrong, it would be censorship if they did shut him down. Even if they did he could just make another channel and tell everyone to subscribe there.
If it's such a problem maybe CZcams needs an age rating system so these childish minded people can go away.
@@AxxLAfriku stfu
At some point canceling is gonna do nothing
Or at least I hope it will be.
He's at most losing like 200 subs, getting harassed for a few days and then everyone acts like it never happened. Welcome to cancer culture
@@JayLeo. I mean to be fair everyone subbed to swagger already know he is like this and just don't give a crap.
Didn't know swagger had such a massive range of voices
i hope he can imitate the voice of shriveled up nutsack leaking sperrm next
Ikr
He said if/when he stopped doing CZcams he go into voice acting.
He is also a pimp.... So.. "BITCH GET YO ASS BACK HERE"
He's a man of talent
“I just want to call someone the n-word and have it be no big deal” Swagger truly believes in freedom, lol.
he's unironically speaking facts. a world where nobody cares if you say offensive things is a truly beautiful world.
@@Kiezly I would love a world like that, because that would imply that the *reason* those offensives words are offensive never existed
@@shadowsnipes9242 no it would imply people don't have time to be weak and oversensitive. sorry your parents didn't raise you with thick skin, worlds not fair.
@@shadowsnipes9242 i agree with this
@@Kiezly Uh okay, shout that you're fine with racism a little louder
no cancel swagger
RUST IS POG
cringelord
I think you're missing a comma
Who was the kid who got pissed at Ser Winter for playing the game on that rust server?
Ues
swagger acting like he doesn’t want to go smoke weed is the funniest thing ever because he knows he does
Nah see the problem was the stairs you ever look at stairs high your just like nah ima just be on the couch now I live on the 1st floor.
ah but you see he wasn’t highly YET
The stairs... a stoner’s worst enemy
I like that swaggersouls can never be canceled since most of his audience subscribed BECAUSE of how offensive he is
And because in the end nobody dares try to. Yet they'll try to cancel schlatt
Most?
@@Mark6O9 Swagger's entire brand is how he doesn't give a shit what people think, but Schlatt seems far more concerned with his image
Not to mention, because Swagger's jokes are actually that: jokes. They're clearly intended to be jokes and they're actually funny. Or, well, the second part is subjective, but the point is that he clearly doesn't actually believe them - they're supposed to be funny because it's fucking ridiculous (like the disabled vr chat one, "well have you just tried standing up?" It's funny because people who say that shit unironically are brain dead morons). The joke is the actual words and not the people it's made about or aimed at.
He doesn't do it /just/ to be offensive and piss people off. And he knows his audience. Way, way too many "dark humour" guys will literally just say shit like "burn all gays" completely unprompted to groups of strangers and then cry and piss themselves when no one thought it was funny.
@@filmandfirearms schlatt doesn't give a shit either, his fanbase just overlaps with younger demographics more
When you try to cancel swagger but everybody's too high to care
And the ones who aren’t high (for some reason) have a sense of humor
The community is so good nobody even wants to cancel him
You can't cancel him with his helmet blocking it all
Facts
He did say “something racist” on last weeks podcast tho
"twitter users intensifys
@@Ghost-iv5ur eh he has for years and is still fine. what'd he say this time
the day swagger gets cancelled is the day the internet has a great depression
nah, swaggers uncancellable
@@LunaForeverr don't jinx it
@@ZeroOveride he is, bc none of us would stop watching him if he was “cancelled@
I mean hed have to do some actual fuck shit to get canceled since a decent amount of his content is dark or edgy jokes but honestly feel like swagger is a cool guy
can’t cancel the short Italian man
I don’t think anyone knew that his voice could sound like that
I'm now scared my son will come running out the bathroom sooner or later yelling "DAD, I'M A PIRATE".
Swagger can't be canceled, it's simply just impossible
You can't cancel guy, who doesn't even care
Like Jonathan schlatt
can't cancel someone who doesn't care
fax no printer
canceling swagger is like trying to cancel eminem
I want to know Swagger’s demographic to see if kids young enough think about huffing sink chems
It’s pretty much made up of high school stoners and up
@@flavorytub exactly
@@flavorytub well put
@@flavorytub true but theres for sure at least a few squeakers in there.
Check view counts on later videos. About that many
To this day I still haven’t seen swagger kill someone in CS
5:56
He killed 2 people in this vid
Watch the steroids video, he was cracked
You gotta be as high and messed up as these boys to truly appreciate their content and humor and I love it 😂😂
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 7160
Can also laugh at it while sober
I mean.... I can't since I'm underage but take me on quick run or chase and I'm hyped.
Haha I smoked watching this
Sure dude.
5:14 shoulda said "they all hung up... and then ended the call" 💀
i though that was where it was going lol
The pirates be like" yarr this here dishsoap be bussin"
Lmao
lol pfp fits perfectly
Bro im crying 😂
Why am I laughing so hard at this shit?
@@MrVibe-tx4rn I choked on my gum laughing
this video resonates 2010 youtube before twitter started to cancel people
Yo if some kid dies from eating kitchen cleaner,
That's his fault from taking life advice from Swagger
Shit u saying imma die from that man I had that stuff when he said it was cool like 5 minutes in the vid 😂
"BUNGER"
Where the bunger crew at?
Bunger crew represent
Bunger
Bunger crew gang gang
Bunger4lyfe
here the freaks are
Swagger is a whole spectrum of different moods and I love that almost all of them involve him being high
If Swaggers got canceled: "Oh my God, who said that?"
"SwaggerSouls"
"Aaaah that's fine"
When did swagger become a responsible dad? "Nah man it's 5pm I cant be smoking weed"
Swagger, as a member of the tourettes community, we welcome you whole heartedly into this lovely group x
day has been made
Same
You didn't even watch the video tho
How did you watch a 10 min video in 5 mins?
I mean, every day at 12:00 am a day is being made.
The day is made by him uploading..
Swagger: "Idk if I can get high right now..."
Guy: "You're so responsible."
Swagger: "Alright fine I'll smoke some weed."
People can try and cancel swagger and he’s just gonna get high and laugh at everyone
my day was bad until swagger souls posted a youtube video
The day just started
@@orenthalmudbone3550 time zones dumbass
most original comment
i agree 100%
my day still bad
The internet went soft and it pisses me off no one can take sarcasm or a joke anymore
Edit: So I started a debate in the replies
0_0
Fuck Twitter.
"The internet"
4 dumb teens from Twitter got triggered and everyone decided to make a big, deal out of it
@@__-yz1ob look
@@__-yz1ob facts
@@nickzakrath7080 agreed
No Gonna Lie, Swagger makes some great points about video game trash talk in the beginning
They act like its some sort of emotionally scarring bullying, when people really are just need a way to vent from whatever problems are in their life, or else they will find a way to vent that causes ACTUAL damage to their life and other people.
If there are sensitive people that have a problem with trash talk, there are already two button to solve this:
*The Mute Button and The Power Off Button*
Edit: Think this is a part of an very damaging movement to make everything completely "safe" and non-threatening aka not thrilling, fun, or exciting to do for people.
Its ultimately rooted in secular hedonism, as to live only for feeling pleasure and thereby nevdr expieriencing any pain or discomfort, even though the best things cone with pain and discomfort.
Its a projection on forcing on what some very sensitive people want with what everyone wants.
Reality and Human Nature don't work that way though. Either through Nature or Human interaction, bad things happen.And if people are not strong and prepared to make the best of that, then the worst case scenario is an inevitability.
@@Lawlz4Dayzz based
This mans just told the generation that ate tide pods to try poison 😂
Swagger, the one misfit that stayed true to his roots and is still entertaining
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
Lol
Funny thing is, that's an actual form of tourettes called "Echolalia". People with it tend to repeat what people say and it can be in a voice like that lol. Proof is I have tourettes and a friend with echolalia
Ah shit my bad I have tourettes
@@buybitcoin-n1x "mY baD i hAVe tOuRetTEs"
@@buybitcoin-n1x my bad, I have echolalia.
i forgot cooper had someone steal his water bottle like 2 years ago damn.
the disgust still feels fresh
it was actually a copypasta from some kpop account but its spread so far out from the original incident that ppl dont know that anymore its so funny
3 years ago when i called a suicide hotline and they put me on hold
my friend called them once and the girl said “sorry sir, could you repeat that i wasn’t listening” and he told me in that moment he realized it can only go up hill from there
“Who Called a Time Out?” “Well We’re Gonna Smoke Some Weed”
Just finished the new podcast episode and this popped up. lets gooooo
"Quit cigarette. Smoke Weed."
- Gandhi
Some of the Top Uncacellable People:
1. Schlatt
2. Swagger
3. Fitz
Me: niiicceee
also all people who wouldn’t mind swagger screaming the nword at people in games, like this.
The way swagger says awful is just so.... different
5:06 my mom was a suicide hotline worker. Dinner was horrible and that’s why my parents are divorced.
So nowadays you're her best client?
@@Alceste_ **last**
The shit under the sink tasted great, my parents started to scream at me and I was confused, but then I was rushed to the ER and I had passed out because I was chocking on something
0:53 he sounds like that kid in polar express
At least one kid is gonna drink the detergent after this video
Natural selection
hope so
This is so sad guys i gotta go write a 37 paragraph twitlonger to cancel swagger now
As a person with Tourette’s I laughed my ass off
swagger can never be canceled
“I just want to call someone the N word,” made me fall out of my seat laughing.
With the water bottle poison, I still think you could get charged under criminally negligent homicide
yeah, something like that. it’d probably be based of precedent of spiking your food at work when your coworkers steal your food. you have to prove in court that you would’ve eaten it in order to be proven innocent. i.e. loading up a sandwich with extremely hot peppers
Bro please become a voice actor this shit is unreal I deadass thought someone else was talking when you do impressions
“I just wanna call someone the n-word and not have it be a big deal” - Ghandi
April 28th: Timmthy Johnson died by drinking a gallon of dishwashing detergent
*Swagger* “I just want to call someone the N word and it not be a big deal is that to much to ask?" xD
Love how when every video ends i feel like im either sad because im going back home or just looking at memories
Every time I watch these videos it’s usually when I’m on the break of sleep, and the music is a great touch.
Tonight I’m dreaming about weed nug
are we not going to talk about how Swagger got killed by someone called hentai God
no because there's absolutely nothing off place about that name, have you even played counter strike?
How about him being killed by "crippling depression"?
@@zapawafyt i mean it's like 3 dollars and you can name your gun anything, so it's not surprising or off place. but yes, that is funny.
@@zapawafyt I seen a video of rising storm i think it was sovietwomble
Crippling Depression is even worse when armed with a AK
I don't understand how people get cancelled for edgy jokes.. Just keep posting lol
“Its only 5pm”
Oh swagger there is never a bad time to get stoned
thanks for coming back home swagger, we all missed you
0:29 this made a 10 minute video turn into a 20 minute sesh
If their name starts with “S” and they do gaming, you cant cancel them.
ayeee
Sfitz
Shitler
Skydoesmc😂😂
@@ethantoby5448 he quit and started making music though
Please never change, these vids get me through so much
Early on a swagger video? Ayyy
factsss
Same ayyy
ayyyy
4:49 I’m offended but I’m laughing too hard 😂 love you swagger
😂😂😂 Good ole Swagger at it again... Missed the CSGO vids.... Laughed all way through my guy
Love getting high and watching swaggers videos 👌🏽 big inspiration
the day swagger gets cancelled for something serious and not just a simple joke is the day the world goes through the great depression
1:30 to fix the lag thingy you can try installing latest graphics card driver, install game on ssd or further look it up online. SSD is what fixed it for me though.
I was waiting for this
I was shocked to see a recent csgo swagger video! But I am very happy it exists
"If you can't handle my mentally insane ass, then you don't deserve me when I'm slightly less mentally insane." Bro that's the realest shit you ever wrote.
I can't wait to drink the cool pirate drinks, thanks swagger!
Swagger I love your videos man, I read your description and just want to say "Bunger". Sending love from Canada!
Absolutely love the humor, very rare to find these days
I had no idea Swagger was so good at doing voices
If swag gets cancelled, I would cancel my life subscription
Now I know why CZcams doesn’t recommend your videos😂 I love it
Most entertaining video you’ve put out in a while. Love the shit talking and cs content
No wonder they keep that place under the sink, they're keeping all of the treats from me
*B U N G E R*
edit: yes, i'm a freak.
My new favorite video on CZcams. Golden from start to finish. The start was absolutely Goated tho.
The quality in these last couple vids is like watching a slide presentation
It is impossible to cancel this guy and big guy
i like how the description is just tags for the algorithm
1:55 SAME, I have those exact headphones and it has happened twice to me but I cannot Denny that they were comfortable. I have now completed removed the frame and plan to attach the headphones to a ushanka hat
i haven’t watched you in maybe a year, it’s good to see you still got the same outro :)
Im getting real Sovietwomble Vibes but even more controversial here.
yeah they are pretty much same same but different
i love how this man is just too Australian to get cancelled
Even though he isn’t lmao, he still is
pls make more videos like this one, its so funny
At first I had my doubts about Swagger... then I saw this video... I'm glad I subscribed.
didnt know his voice could go so high.
"I just wanna say the N-word without it being a big deal"
And now ive never met any one as american as swagger
i said out loud "oooooo" when I saw this havnt seen a swagger csgo vid in a little while.
How many times did I heard awful?🤣🤣🤣 love swagger
Shit he’s right about the tasty treats under the sink, this spicy water is good
@- Astor - This one has the pirates skull and crossbones on it! Awesome
"They start crying cause they need a father figure"
Swagger, it sounds like you're picking up chicks who already have issues...
He likes being called daddy. 😂
This is the most stoned I’ve ever heard swagger been
love the description, bunger
3:38
Me: “look under sink and finds DAWN”
Also Me: Oh shit DAWN! We living GOOD!