Two studio execs battle to have the best movie featuring a hero punching a vehicle and having the vehicle flip over them! Who will win!? More awesome videos at RocketJump.com!
3:01 I'm sooooo curious how they would deal with the plot in Cruise Control. So... they flip the cruiser into the city to prevent it running into the city...?
+toubapatouba Bollywood be like "We'll make a giant mech made up of a thousand people terrorize a city, and we'll have one hero save them all and get the girl."
+pasty mccheese and fore some reason it can make a 7 year old kid punch a plastic car,wich still wheights more then a kid that age could lift,and flip it cousing a coma to the little driver and actually killing him.......but yeah skyscrapers moving is more ilogic then that.
+pasty mccheese That's not moving closer, that's expansion... 3 major movie hits each would have taken years to produce and in that time they would've made enough $$$ to expand into bigger offices/buildings
So after some intense googleing, I've found that the train probably weighs significantly less than the cruise ship. The average train car weighs around 130 tons. I counted about 93 train cars in the largest shot. Assuming it didn't have many more than that, it couldn't weigh much more than 13,000 tons. According to some probably credible people, the average cruise ship weighs between 20,000 and 60,000 tons. Even if that were not the case, the cruise ship would still cause more damage. The train was in some desert with nothing around for miles. Presumably, the only people present were the conductor and the guy punching it. It's cargo probably wouldn't cover a fraction of the cost of the cruise ship alone. The cruise ship was running into a port, which would have many buildings, people, and goods around; not to mention the ship's crew and passengers.
Honestly, I didn't find the video funny or entertaining. Pretty much just some pointlessly over the top shots with way too many inconsistencies. Definitely not up to snuff compared to your previous works.
honestly im super late to comment on this video, but can we PLEASE talk about how GOOD THE EDITING IS?!?!? LIKE SERIOUSLY ITS AMAZING HOW THEY SIMULATED SOME OF THE CRASHES
Awww that’s so sweet at the middle i was like “i hope these two find out they have more in common and fall in love or at least a mutual work respect” And then they flash back to bus puncher origins and we find out they had a connection as kids! I was literally gettin the feels. So dumb. So sweet
The ending made me tear up and go "awww" when he gave the toy car to her But when i head "i cant stop thinking about how you put that kid in a coma" and "that kid died", i burst out in laughter
it might also be a very subtle reference to citizen kane and its symbolic growth of the tables to show using only visuals how he and his wife are growing further and further apart only in reverse then again I could just be spouting compleat nonsense
If you want to punch the planet you need Arale. She's already split the planet in half with a single punch in her manga and in a filler episode of dragon ball super
Rocketjump today reminds me of the origins of Rocketjump. Something I think not many people realize. It's like starting over in a bigger playing field. First it was starting in CZcams: everyone's videos were terrible, low quality and filled with bad acting. By 2013 Freddiew had it down. They figured out what people liked on the Internet and they could really make some good content for where it was being aired. Now they've grown, and they're in a bigger playing field, but stuck in the same old platform. Their videos are bigger, and ultimately "better" but proportionally not equal YET to the field they've recently entered. I have faith in you RocketJump. If I know one thing, in two or three years you all will have this down too and once again be making the best pieces of film we've ever seen.
I remember back when they were a bunch of guys filming a video of them shooting fake guns in a parking lot. Now they have a studio and a crew. It's amazing.
And now they're dead. It was ultimately better back in the Freddiew days. With RocketJump they made some cool stuff, don't get me wrong, but they spent a lot more money for not that many more views, and sometimes even less views than their small production earlier content with in the Freddie/Brandon days.
The lesson here folks the only way you can find true love is to commit 3rd° murder at the age of 7 I hope we learned something very special today in Arkham asylum.
Siddhant Maithani But first we need a remake of bus puncher then the bus puncher v train flipper movie but with a female character and then do a back story to the female character and then do a movie about the three heroes coming together with three more heroes and you've got your self a rehash of the DCEU.
Forget that, we need this: From the creators of Truck Flipper and Bus Puncher, comes the blockbuster of the century! Throbbing Towers Productions and Literal Penis Pictures present: Vehicle Destroyers!!! Watch in awe as all your favourite vehicle destroyers, from Truck Flipper and Bus Puncher and all the way to Train Kicker and Plane Buster, team up to stop the ultimate evil: Vehiclos, an alien overlord who wants to destroy half of Earth with the ultimate vehicle: his gigantic spaceship!! Will the Vehicle Destroyers be able to set aside their differences and combine their powers to destroy the ultimate vehicle!?! Find out this summer in: *VEHICLE DESTROYERS*
“There’s nothing bigger we can logically punch.”
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS LOGICAL!?!?
They definitely could have punched an asteroid
@@TheNateGatsby exactly what I was thinking.
How about a falcon 9?
Why not the moon
@@TheNateGatsby lol im hearing one punch man vibe
I was expecting them to either start punching spaceships or meteorites.
lol me too
+bloodraven432 well a spaceship is smaller then a large cargo train TBH. But I was thinking a meteor, the moon, the earth, and the sun?
+bloodraven432 I was thinking that they would punch the other studio building
Han Solo dies to his son Ben Solo aka kylo ren
+bloodraven432 One Punch Man !? XD
3:01 I'm sooooo curious how they would deal with the plot in Cruise Control. So... they flip the cruiser into the city to prevent it running into the city...?
They flipped it over the entire landmass
@@Dabestbro. beat me to it
Bus puncher is about the punch, not the flip.
Also they didn’t say anything about punching it again
It would be a secret agent movie and the climax would always be the punch
that's why bus puncher: origins happened, because he inadvertently killed a lot of people so he went into retirement out of shame
Why is no one talking about how kid bus puncher literally killed that kid.
Le ded
@Brodie Carter l
@LegacyMc yes the floor here is made of floor
Thanks for saving me
Mac and Cheese why is no one talking about how the two building moved together?
As a fan of Bollywood cinema,i see nothing strange.
hah
+toubapatouba As a fan of Hollywood, neither do I
+toubapatouba MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENNY LAVA
+toubapatouba bruh they be having them punching noises in every hindi movie i swear!
+toubapatouba Bollywood be like "We'll make a giant mech made up of a thousand people terrorize a city, and we'll have one hero save them all and get the girl."
remember kids, love can bring people closer together... and skyscrapers.
+pasty mccheese and fore some reason it can make a 7 year old kid punch a plastic car,wich still wheights more then a kid that age could lift,and flip it cousing a coma to the little driver and actually killing him.......but yeah skyscrapers moving is more ilogic then that.
+Petre Pirvu (Lunetistul) end fore sum reesun yoo can nut speek eengch
Dott i am not from england or america and my english classes were not so informative so thanks for reminding me that.....
+Petre Pirvu (Lunetistul) Don't mind him, I think your english is great :)
+pasty mccheese That's not moving closer, that's expansion... 3 major movie hits each would have taken years to produce and in that time they would've made enough $$$ to expand into bigger offices/buildings
i might have a problem, i died right when the guy said “that kid died.”
same, it's hilarious
RIP
Perfectly normal sir
DOUBLE KILL
Good Memories ! Never forget it !
0:12 he’s gone through my ass
Turn on subtitles
IM DYING
Lmfao
Lol wtf?
What really happens when google subtitles producers get bored( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DarkGryphonPlays LOOOOOOOLLL
HAHAHAHA
The black dude in the trenchcoat and sunglasses looks like he's straight outta the Matrix. Badass as hell. I love this video.
+Adam Van Der Hoeven That's Anthony Alabi, former NFL offensive tackle :D
+Adam Van Der Hoeven He looks like Will Smith
+Adam Van Der Hoeven The Blade dangit
+Adam Van Der Hoeven Don't you mean Blade?
+Max Nichols I was about to comment that XD
The train scene reminds me of grand theft auto five's train. Except this guy actually stopped the train.
Hahaha
Hancock
its not the gta train. its actually a ge dash 9 bnsf locomotive.
Any scripted train can be stopped, example during "The Paleto Score" the train in the ending can be destroyed, if you manage to catch up
same ikr
1:41 Shoulda said. "It's alright sir, don't worry.. **looks to the bus** Schools out."
Ms. Frizzle
Video: “He’s gone through the roadblock, someone stop him.”
Subtitles: “He’s gone through my ass, somebody stop him.”
Ok i Will go the other way then
@[ Asian ] DMinus it says ass on the subtitles so I dont know what your talking about
Turn captions on to see for yourself before you spit bullshit dumbass
I meant that to D-Minus
@( D-Minus ) you can literally check right now dude
fast and furious franchise in a nutshell
No
Please explain how this is anything like the fast and the furious? I’m not saying they are great films I just don’t see the comparison
More like Hancock
damn, the funny thing about that comment is how unrelated to fast and furious or this sketch is
More like fist and furious
Why did their office buildings simultaneously move next to each other?
When you start pushing someone away constantly, you realize you are actually getting closer.
@@circle7489 Thank you Papa Bless.
Agree, how?
@@circle7489 That does not make sense but it sounds deep so have a like.
coming soon: *BUILDING SMASHER*
When you realize the Entire Plot is a Sex Joke
E
E
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How?
"that kid died"
*love scene*
0:13 Pause and turn on captions. I’ll leave the rest to you guys.
thank you
how come you have only 6 likes so far??? 🤔
He gone trough my ass somebody stop him haha
Thank you and Hendrik Smies because he did the subtitles
Naah fam
So after some intense googleing, I've found that the train probably weighs significantly less than the cruise ship. The average train car weighs around 130 tons. I counted about 93 train cars in the largest shot. Assuming it didn't have many more than that, it couldn't weigh much more than 13,000 tons. According to some probably credible people, the average cruise ship weighs between 20,000 and 60,000 tons.
Even if that were not the case, the cruise ship would still cause more damage. The train was in some desert with nothing around for miles. Presumably, the only people present were the conductor and the guy punching it. It's cargo probably wouldn't cover a fraction of the cost of the cruise ship alone. The cruise ship was running into a port, which would have many buildings, people, and goods around; not to mention the ship's crew and passengers.
+Loremaster Helix However, when we searched average weight of goofs, we found that the train was the largest when it came to laughs per ton.
+RocketJump Roasted
+RocketJump rekt
Honestly, I didn't find the video funny or entertaining. Pretty much just some pointlessly over the top shots with way too many inconsistencies. Definitely not up to snuff compared to your previous works.
VV Films Says the guy who uses the word,"m8." It's not a formal essay.
This is the best romance/action movie! Still re-watching years later. Brings a tear to my fist.
"Brings a tear to my fist" 😅😅😅
Good one
Her: “Or thinking about how you put that kid in a coma.” Him: “tHaT kId DiEd.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So this is the love story about how two buildings got closer.
Maxwell Dawnbridge wow... thays what i was going to say.... But srsly how?
"Please let this be a normal field trip!"
1:47
WITH THE FRIZ? NO WAY!!!
@@TechnoNerd I see what you did there.
WITH THE FRITZ!? NO WAY!
With the frizz...
*no fucking way.*
With the BP? No way
2:57 when i first saw i actually thought she said the n word.
Hahahahahaha
I can’t I hear it now
Poops
@@ernestlopez3955 Lol same
Bro wtf did u do to my ears I can't unhear it >:(
Bus punchers friend: can we hang out sometime
Bus puncher: can’t, have a train to punch
Bus Puncher’s friend: you mean “a train to catch?” lol
Bus Puncher: no
And then there is One Punch Man :D
Agreed!
hell yeah!
should of added a scene where the get sued by 1 punch mans company lol
+Wurminator
this man know!
+Wurminator meteorite no problem - One Punch Man
You dont need hollywood productions when you got rocketjump on youtube!
Hell yeah brother!
You mean Action Hollywood😂
Agreed
A sun. A galaxy the universe then the1717717171717227th dimension
Or literal penis pictures
honestly im super late to comment on this video, but can we PLEASE talk about how GOOD THE EDITING IS?!?!? LIKE SERIOUSLY ITS AMAZING HOW THEY SIMULATED SOME OF THE CRASHES
That was simulated ? I thought those were practical effects.
The train was absolutely realthough
Really?! I thought they actually punched a train.
Awww that’s so sweet at the middle i was like “i hope these two find out they have more in common and fall in love or at least a mutual work respect”
And then they flash back to bus puncher origins and we find out they had a connection as kids!
I was literally gettin the feels. So dumb. So sweet
And then they kiss after talking about how a kid died. "So sweet" lmao :D
"That kid died"
Me: Awwwww
That was a touching heart felt moment
Me i laugh so hard hahaha
"Throbbing Tower"
"Literaly Penis"
Amazing company names
So glad this is in the Jacksfilms fixbios playlist
Thank God I’m not the only one confused.
Did anyone else notice the company names are "Throbbing Tower Productions" and "Literal Penis Pictures"
6:49
OMG LOL
noshitsherlock
He should have said bon voyage when he punched the boat
JK4711OZ but he didn't
Or YEET
or you egg
CZcams needs more of people like you guys 😂
Sorry, but this is a french only punchline
Could have punched an asteroid to save Earth. Missed opportunity
Not a vehicke
I was thinking either that or a space shuttle or space station.
Saitama did that
Exactly what I thought.
Only Saitama could pull that off.
3:37 when you eat 3 vitamin gummies instead of 2
Lol
that sir is a bnsf dash 9 diesel locomotive
Truck Flipper:Has a train to catch
Also Truck Flipper:Sends it to space
*Logic has left the chat*
"The kid died" *automatically starts kissing*
vlad vel I read this right as it happened xD
vlad vel he only broke every bone in his body
vlad vel LOL
Entity Insanity me too
Great pick up line
How did those two buildings magically get closer together at the end?
+Uraneum love
+Uraneum Someone punched them closer.
Because throbbing towers was fully erected.
+Uraneum the power of boner.
It's a metaphorical symbol of the distance that grew between them over time. obviously.
Honestly did not expect to shed a tear at the end of this masterpiece about vehicle punching.
one punch man wants to know your location
Gotta love throbbing tower productions!
Right next to Literal Penis Pictures.
+animationguy1000 they're so close they could be docking.
yet those twin towers haven't blown their load up
This guy just won the internet^
I SAID GO BIGGER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
+yeahitsohm Agreed
I like the truck flipper because.. He got great one liners.
I like too because he wearing black jacket and glasses
Shut up. Bus puncher does it better
@@BouncyBitch
Nah
@@BouncyBitch nope
I definitely took a punch to the heart... I can't stop crying at the end 😭
Man the black guy got the best punch line , the best costume and best punch 😂
3:43 how to build a space elevator
Looks legit
I had that exact thought
*Do I smell Noble Prize?*
3:09 how to get a ship out of your way
"the kid died" .... Loool.
This video was extremly great.
this punched and flipped my heart. amazing rocketjump!
6:53 i felt like TOM & JERRY🥰🥰😌
The ending made me tear up and go "awww" when he gave the toy car to her
But when i head "i cant stop thinking about how you put that kid in a coma" and "that kid died", i burst out in laughter
Vanderley5974X not to mention the building names HAHAHA
ME too XD im still laughing
Vanderley5974X
Or how the buildings magically teleported closer together
U gimme a spoiler dude... :'(
WHY NOT PUNCH A PLANET!
That's what I was thinking.
+Kevin Mares Or a gigantic meteor
+Kevin Mares Because they're not man-made vehicles.
+AlexBarck One Punch Man?
+Kevin Mares thats not a vehicle, HOWEVER...the death star is just as big
This is a great episode of Fix Your Bios, thanks, Jack
I feel like every thing is from
ONE PUNCH
That kid died. *starts making out*
hg 98t
Yes
Xx_BoyMarcel white hey eye ball that's not green and I hate this copies
did you notice the names of the building
Evy!
Truck flipper - Marvel
Bus Puncher - DC
You=🖕
@@otakuplaz9718
You= Dick
Truck flipper = blade
Truck Flipper - Rocket Jump
Bus Puncher - Corridor
But dc is worse than marvel
Hilarious that they started off with the left arm and went with the right as the objects got bigger....cinematic geniuses💯🔥
6:05 his tie switched.
Yes it did
One Punch Man fandom has gone too far
Daniel Manrique that is exactly what I was thinking
Daniel Manrique Personally, I think it’s not far enough xD xD.
cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite cereal
one crunch man 🥣
Willy2537 You just want to unleash the chaos 7u7 i like it
They stole my one punch man oc
"That kid died" *happy music and kissing scene 😂
Pepe The Frog he only broke his neck
Pepe The Frog lol
This laughing emoji, dead meme profile picture and username, and copy-and-paste humor is supposed to signal that you're funny..?
Paula the Koala
And your profile pic is for Oscar!
*irony*
Not sure why this clip found its way into my algorithm, but it was humorous!
3:17 Freddie's reaction was priceless. 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yeah
He has that reaction most videos. It's a recurring priceless moment. 😂😂
I really like that reaction
I think a cruise ship is bigger than train lmao.
+Aleksander Thorstensen
I think a train is longer than cruise ship lmao.
TehReelSanic It is, hence why I said bigger, not longer, lmao.
+TehReelSanic was actually expecting him to get ran over by the train but fuck physics!
+Lovelyboney Butt-fuck physics?
Well some prefer longer and some prefer bigger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Still a classic all these years later
I love the names of both the production studios!!!
That opening scene made me flip with excitement!
I'll go now
Snicker snicker, that was so horrible!
I want you to know, I'm flipping you off right now.
I went there
Don't be so punchy
Damn, that punch line.
wah WAHHHH...
"Saitamaaaaaa! You might wanna see this!"
+DocWolph HEY GUYS! I FOUND IT!
truck flipper is weak as shit, if saitama punched it it would not exist anymore
Meanwhile Saitama is punching a freaking Asteroid xDD
"Get on my level scrubs"
meanwhile goku can probably destroy a solar system,
and his youngest son probably could too.
Anime nerd ㄱ_ㄱ
This was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
The train is literally an achievement in Factorio.
I'm pretty sure the buildings were far more spaced out in the beggining
Optical illusion
and some can even punch them
it's the power of love
Someone punched them. Ya know, bus puncher 4, return on the building
it might also be a very subtle reference to citizen kane and its symbolic growth of the tables to show using only visuals how he and his wife are growing further and further apart only in reverse
then again I could just be spouting compleat nonsense
But what happens when Truck Flipper and Bus Puncher punch each other?
+i5m1thy Asking the real questions.
a new universe
+i5m1thy They kiss apparently.
3deep5u?
+i5m1thy They both try to flip over the other's head, smack into each other back-to-back in mid air, and land on their heads.
Just A Dude
This one. This is the answer.
Basically this is my favorite one of them all
I always come back to this video just because of the one liners man, they're something else...
3:49
"im sorry ma'am,there *nothing bigger we can logically punch* .they won...."
saitama:hold my beer fam
*punch godamn planet*
I was expecting an asteroid or the moon to fall to earth and they would have to punch it.
@@keco185 me tooo....
I was expecting a planet too.
Well this was made in 2015 sooo I will give it a pass
If you want to punch the planet you need Arale. She's already split the planet in half with a single punch in her manga and in a filler episode of dragon ball super
there's nothing bigger you can logically punch... you can punch a falling moon...
u can punch the sun
Spikey-gaming&more First of all you dont have one second it would be the size of am ant
+Hawke Powers lol man it's sarcasm you idiots. Lol
From Majora's Mask!
LOGICALLY
I love how the buildings magically get closer
I am impressed with the vfx, it's next level and quite satisfying.
Wait so what was the punch line?
I'm sorry.
haHAAAAAA!
+TheBanannabananna
THE PIE IS A LIE !!!
+TheBanannabananna No, you're not.
The line where the vehicle stopped accelerating and flipped.
I'm not sorry.
Well one punch man punched a meteor...they could have done that :)
Hallo bruder
+der das or u know planets and stuff
Tom Guten Abend mein Freund
+der das Hi
or the Moon xD
This is my favorite bio fixing video
that's actually a wholesome back story.
"You are not cleared for takeoff"
I got chills!!!
"Nothing bigger we can logically punch" How about their egos?
CongaHoovy that would be smaller
I WAS THINKING THAT EXACT SAME THING
Meteo lol
CongaHoovy
Nah
It's a competition or was anyway.
But everything turned out well in the end.
Nothing bigger than love, you know.
filmtajm35 And no better way to show love than actually murdering a kid.
The heartwarming story of a bitter rivalry that ultimately helped bring two buildings closer together.
Bus Puncher origins was the return to gritty realism we all wanted. Punchers performance was inspired
Rocketjump today reminds me of the origins of Rocketjump. Something I think not many people realize. It's like starting over in a bigger playing field. First it was starting in CZcams: everyone's videos were terrible, low quality and filled with bad acting. By 2013 Freddiew had it down. They figured out what people liked on the Internet and they could really make some good content for where it was being aired. Now they've grown, and they're in a bigger playing field, but stuck in the same old platform. Their videos are bigger, and ultimately "better" but proportionally not equal YET to the field they've recently entered. I have faith in you RocketJump. If I know one thing, in two or three years you all will have this down too and once again be making the best pieces of film we've ever seen.
+p scherry A-fuckin'-men, and well said. We're pulling for you RJ! Keep it coming.
+Viktor Rebake
Maybe You just grew up so You're less of giddy school kid now.
I remember back when they were a bunch of guys filming a video of them shooting fake guns in a parking lot. Now they have a studio and a crew. It's amazing.
TheSavageNerds
Hahaha! Yeahhh, how times change.
And now they're dead. It was ultimately better back in the Freddiew days. With RocketJump they made some cool stuff, don't get me wrong, but they spent a lot more money for not that many more views, and sometimes even less views than their small production earlier content with in the Freddie/Brandon days.
When you turn captions on at 0:13 seconds you'll crack up 😂
Yes
Hilarious
Where is all the enthusiasm
Lol
Ur so immature. But so am I 😂
after all these years...
i’m still waiting for a *full movie*!!!
This is ingenious, I love it 😍
A bigger thing to punch than a train or boat?
UR MOM, OOOOH!!!
+DANNYonPC Get out
+DANNYonPC My d*ck, OOOH
+Yoeri Kurvers And now you'll never have kids!
+DANNYonPC EVERYWHEREonPC
+Yoeri Kurvers oh no, you just went microscopic!!
The lesson here folks the only way you can find true love is to commit 3rd° murder at the age of 7 I hope we learned something very special today in Arkham asylum.
@Zach Meyerson Killing people in 3 degree weather
@Zach Meyerson r/woooooosh
Oh so so true
How do you put degree symbol
FATITLITY
I love how in the first shots the buildings were way apart but the buildings were right next to each other in the kiss shot
Oh man the inception, you made a short film about people making short films
ONE PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The song that will be sung when my offspring ask me about the greatest hero ever.
AAAAAAAWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH
saitamaaaaaaaa
I can hear this comment
From the makers of the bus puncher and train flipper franchise , this year's biggest film : "Bus puncher vs truck flipper Dawn of moon spanker"
Siddhant Maithani But first we need a remake of bus puncher then the bus puncher v train flipper movie but with a female character and then do a back story to the female character and then do a movie about the three heroes coming together with three more heroes and you've got your self a rehash of the DCEU.
Lol
Forget that, we need this:
From the creators of Truck Flipper and Bus Puncher, comes the blockbuster of the century! Throbbing Towers Productions and Literal Penis Pictures present:
Vehicle Destroyers!!!
Watch in awe as all your favourite vehicle destroyers, from Truck Flipper and Bus Puncher and all the way to Train Kicker and Plane Buster, team up to stop the ultimate evil: Vehiclos, an alien overlord who wants to destroy half of Earth with the ultimate vehicle: his gigantic spaceship!! Will the Vehicle Destroyers be able to set aside their differences and combine their powers to destroy the ultimate vehicle!?! Find out this summer in:
*VEHICLE DESTROYERS*
In the middle of watching this I was wondering how with their shared personality they would get along great. Well whooptidoo
i genuinely liked the idea of bus puncher origins
I like how the third one doesn't even have someone in distress, he just punches the plain for fun
Hollywood: *BUT CAN WE COPYSTRIKE ROCKETJUMP?*
This man should make a movie
This video is hilarious af but my gosh the ending’s deep 🥺.
Sorry I didn't get the punch line...
NightlockDragon
I get it *PUNCH* line
That pun packs a punch to my funny bone.
NightlockDragon I hate you
NightlockDragon you fricking genius