Hi story ilinipata nikuwa mat on ma way job sitting next to a slay Queen hapo pa ilingia chubulu slay alicheka mpaka akanilalia hapo ndo nilipata galfriend thanks jalas n mwakideu...siku ngoja 60 days the 1st wkend dani na mpigo...
@@mombasanews3024 I don't think if this huduma namba is there 4 providing services BT instead used by people in power to benefit themselves mainly during elections
haha i live for these euphemisms. But this guy can deliver a story discreetly. Jalas give this guy a chance to appear on the show. He is clearly a fan of the show.
Nilisoma katiba mpya on the 14 feb in 2014, i took a whole four hours but i had not even reached the acknowledgements section. i was convinced it was new. hii ya joseph ya chuluu naona kama ilikuwa ni setbook ya Mayai waziri wa maradhi.
Hehehe, page 5 instantly, hii ni noma akh, hakuna mavajo brathe soma hizo maji maji rebellion za kwenu. Dem akikusho uwe mpole na kusoma katiba jua tu imesomwa Sana
Niliskia tu chuluuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂 mbavu zangu 🤣 kama umecheka hii gonga like
Efery khasungu anti chuluuu,kali hii
rangs mteule hii ni kali ya mwaka dah!!😆😆😆😆😆😆
Haa
Simon Oduor shaka 😂
Ninakuona my dear sizy
😂😂😂😂😂hahaha who is watching this 2020 piga like
Am here from states w2
Sasale...kitaeleweka
Hi story ilinipata nikuwa mat on ma way job sitting next to a slay Queen hapo pa ilingia chubulu slay alicheka mpaka akanilalia hapo ndo nilipata galfriend thanks jalas n mwakideu...siku ngoja 60 days the 1st wkend dani na mpigo...
Wewe haukuskia chulu
@@scentorgraphy Hahahaha nilipambana na hali yangu nayo nayo
Godfrey Asingo ❓😂😂😂hapo ndo ulipata ango'wa???
Godfrey Asingo haha uongo
😂😂😂😂
kama umekwama apo kwa page 5 gonga like twende
mi nimekwama kwa chuluuu hehe
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chibliuuu nipeni like ya chibliuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Monica Okello hahaaaa😂😂😂😂
Monica Okello igia kwa yangu u subscriber
kama umewai pata katiba mpya...like this
Mimi nilipata,,, na huyo ndo bibi
😝😝😝😍😍👐
Mi nilipata but alipojua utamu wa hio kitu akaanza hapa kule🤣🤣
@@ritanofear4634 pole
@@silvo2546 mimi pia, ndiye mke.
Mjamaa n story teller mzuri zaidi kama unakubaliana gonga like
Maelezo ya Joseph ni world class 😁😁😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is a good story teller
Fans wa Hali ilivyo....October fans hit the like click
Kama haujachukua huduma number gonga like hapa tukisonga
Ww unangoja nn
@@vidiomoto254 if the Huduma Namba is for everyone including children,is there a deadline on giving birth ????
No..giving birth is peoples own choice to continue or not
@@vidiomoto254 Why then there is a deadline on Huduma Namba ????
@@mombasanews3024 I don't think if this huduma namba is there 4 providing services BT instead used by people in power to benefit themselves mainly during elections
haha i live for these euphemisms. But this guy can deliver a story discreetly. Jalas give this guy a chance to appear on the show. He is clearly a fan of the show.
Who's listening it now chuluuuu hahahahahaha my ribs aki
Hahaha....For sure this guy had rehearsed for this conversation... tricky sana
He got his script right.
Jay John Njuguna igia kwa channel yangu u subscriber
This will never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have repeated this several times. This narration is top
eih!!!! lets gather here and say the longest wait is 2 weeks
Vile anasema "ndio daktari..." ..aki namhurumia hahaha 🤣
Mko na ujinga! Nimecheka yangu yote. The narration is hilarious
Sio ujinga
Yesu na sigara😂😂😂niokotwe wapi gonga like vile Alex alifungua mdomo katiba sio mpya
This is enough stress reliever.Watching in November.
But the gal meant katiba hujawai patana nayo,🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😊
Hahaha this one was crazy
dorcas Kinanu igia kwa yangu u subscriber
maji maji rebellion 😹😹😹😹.......
cjui niokotwe wapi Kenya hii!!!!!
Hapo kwa Chuluu😂😂😂😂 I almost got chased out the way I laughed
Nani ako hapa 2021😂😂😂tucheke na chuuubuuluuuu
It never gets old 😂😂😂
Ningeskiza mwalimu shule vile nimesikiza huyu jamaaa sahiii ningekuwa mtangazaji
23 years katiba Mpya? Jamani ile upuzi ambao uko Kenya ni mwingi Sana.
Huh
Yes it's possible it's a matter of one's choice
@@blessedemmy4538 wewe unaeza maliza 12hrs😹😹😹
@clinton matogo 12 hrs?are u kidding me
Talk of my age or 20 yrs plz abeg people are different
Hehehehe Kenya iko na ujinga
This is comedy....eti alishtukia ako chapter 5😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fungeni milele#jalas n Alex you’re killing us
This never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chuburiu
I'm a Zulu from South Africa.... I don't understand what this conversation is about but lazima niseme kitaeleweka! Ni kulonzero.
Is about the Guy who has date Woman for 8 month,,without having Sex,the Woman lie to him she is virgin,so the Guy is complaining
I like your humour.😂😂.samlia my zulu pipo.
Haha salimia wa zulu
Chumba_h igia kwa yangu u subscriber
@@sylviaecke1772 he's zulu living in Kakamega
Hali ya kutenda tenda /tendana, fanyana Hali ya usoevu! jalas alianza kutafuta katiba mpya since 1968 😁😁😁
Ati aliskia chuluuu😂😂😂😂😂huyo jamaa kitu anatumia sio mzuri
Lee Ngugi 😂😂😂
Anasema venye ilingia
😅😛
😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁
Nilisoma katiba mpya on the 14 feb in 2014, i took a whole four hours but i had not even reached the acknowledgements section. i was convinced it was new. hii ya joseph ya chuluu naona kama ilikuwa ni setbook ya Mayai waziri wa maradhi.
😂😂😂😂😂
NIMECHEKA YANGU YOTE Enjoying this from Dubai....
i give credit to the caller.....the guy is awesome!!!!
2022 I'm still here laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Wamlambez Wamnyonyez....Punda ikufe lakini mzigo ifike 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
😀😀😀
MOMBASA RAHA igia kwa yangu u subscriber
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Waaahhh laughing the mwakideu's way, huyo jamaaa ni fala sanaa waahh enjoy this from doha Qatar
Halima Mshami igia kwa channel yangu u subscriber
Ulikuwa unajaribu yesu na sigara, umetibiwa
Chuluuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣let me nurse my ribs pls. Kupata katiba mpya nowadays ni hard sana
oooooweeeeeeh😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅hii clinic jamani Leo Huyu mgonjwa Leo ni maututi Alex na jalas😂😂😂😂😂boy child pole utaiona tu
Yako katiba ni mpya
Osu kweli ni maututi😆😆😆
@@Robeztv 😅kabisa
🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆
Uongo😂😂😂
Wapi likes za incoming Langata and Wundanyi mps?
Joseph i feel for you aki... I can tell the happiness yu had while you were travelling to naivasha but usijali
😂
I just like the way this man is narrating his story , very intresting............
One of da best ya milele FM yani nikama hadhithi
National anthem mpaka Loyalty Pledge
Nmegwana apo kwa cover ya juu Hadi ya nyuma chaiiiii🤣🤣🤣.
I have watched this more than 100 times and its always funny.
Hahahahahaha, Men conference is working. Jalas you are our secretary
Dr.aty nn ?mbumbumbu😁😁🙈🙈🙆♀️mwakideu I love hio kicheko😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pole sana mwakideu my condolences and entire milele fm
U truly enjoy your job guys Jalas mnapenda hayo mambo sana
Semah tew ukweli ju ukinidanyanya nafungua n najitoa mungu anisame mi siwezi ngoja,
Hahaha bro u'll never recover aki.....hio shock ya chuluu...mama yangu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hii😭😭😭😭
The narration is top .....wapi likes
In 2023, am watching this 😂😂😂 wueh
Hata katiba ijaguzwa bado nangonja nihame Kenya free ticket to Canada juu ya huduma number
Chulu in my mind what is it? Wapi likes za wenye tunafloat
Hahaha
Hahaaaa....chuluuuuu😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣duuu.venye akasikiachuluu
☺😆😅😅😅😅
hahahaha gonga like apa...jalas n alex u make my day ati chulu...
Daktari this patient knows how to narrate a story
Kama ujui katiba mpya nini weka like 👍
Nunu
The narration is💥💣💣
2020 mpoooo katiba mpya siida kubwa yawah
His narration is first class.I have really laughed ,he doesn't know how funny he is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Majimaji rebellion 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💥
Tricky Sana hapo
Hahaha
Tricky sana
Am done
Hahhahaahahaha
Aki Alex 😂😂😂😂😂 your laughter is infectious
Hehehe, page 5 instantly, hii ni noma akh, hakuna mavajo brathe soma hizo maji maji rebellion za kwenu. Dem akikusho uwe mpole na kusoma katiba jua tu imesomwa Sana
Kujaribi yesu na sigaraa
Jalas n mwakideu may be pia the guy has small eyes😜😂u know wht I mean🙈
Uyu jamaa ni mwana people party aliweza kweli kweli
kupata katiba mpya ni ngumu ngumu ngumu sana mimi nimetafuuuuta
Hehehehe the way this guy is explaining the situation is out of this world 😂😂😂
haha machungu
Yawa daktari ati alikua ana jaribu Yesu na sigara @ 23yrs ulichezwa kaka
Millycent Rafimbi haha jalas bangi unavuta acha tu
Boychild kajipanga kumbe ni kuingia chulluuuu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hadi page 5
Huyo alicheza cha baba na mama hajuwa kama ni vanjo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Niliona hi vida ikitrend ikabidi niikujie, hi ni tricky sana, no more katiba mupya😁
Shuhada please dont make me speak Arabic😂😂😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦
Hapa inabidi😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😉
Kaliwali
Inta majunun
Heehee,ati aliendesha bike,Jalas acha mambo yako,hiyo katiba ilisomwa tena mbio sana
We miss alex and jalas😟....
Kabisaa
CHULUUUUU..........HII RADIO ITAFUNGWA HEHE......
974 mko wapi. I know how this feels 😂💦😂💦 gongeni likes yawah!!! Damn!!!
Niko locked
974 ndani, wakra
I was in a relationship for 3years but sikusoma katiba,I was told to wait amade chuo😖😖😖😖
Hio ndio uwongo mpya.....katiba ishasomwa
Alafu.........
Alafu kukaendaje @graham
@@fabyscarl nililia nikiendanga kama anbulance
@@mwendapoleee nilitoka unyoya,sikuwai angalia nyuma
who is watching in 2024
You made my day
These guys can make someone cry with laughyer
Hehehe chuluu chubwi.....hii ni ngne noma
Obeeeee yesu wangu!!!!! Majimaji lebelion hahaaa
Tamanyeti goteta egento
Jalas has killed me😂😂😂😂😂
unaanza kuimba national anthem unajikuta uko integrity
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lisening 2024...classic
the guy is killing me i cant believe this.alex and jalas mbarikiwe
Ulikuwa unajalibu yesu na sigara 🤣😂 SCAM manenos
*I feel this guy.*
This one cracks me up everytime
that guy was so honest !!!!! ati Punda Afe Lakini Mzigo Ufike...........
That guy😂 apewe kazi bana
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aki ii story always my day....still chubuluuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i die
for the first time nmejua kumbe maji maji rebellion inatumika kwa maisha
Pole sana Joseph ebu cheki hiyo katiba labda ni ya Ethiopia
biskeli haiwezi fungua katiba mpaka page 5
🤣🤣🤣😂😂 jalas na Alex mungu anawaona