"With Wall Street in shambles, the government bankrupt, and technological corporate giants running unorthodox takeovers" This game plays you more than you play it.
Zipperhead: a racial slur for people of oriental descent believed to have been coined during the Korean war. Pat most likely remembers this word from the film Fullmetal Jacket. For more information on racial slurs visit the racial slur database and impress your friends with your vast knowledge of hate!
It's 2018.. Does anybody else ever come back to this classic episode, or am I the only one? I love this one. Partially due to their call-out on Maximillion and their back and forth.
2021, I'm here. This episode has some of my favorite jokes in it. Woolie can't take a full on burp to the face, Pat suddenly remembering that "zipperhead" is a racial slur, the declaration that the first city to put "neo" in front of its name wins, and the call out. The call out to Maximillion is best when this episode is paired with the Mortal Kombat Final Challenge. The call outs are practically mirrors of each other, claiming the other is "too scurred" to actually go through with it, insulting the other party's pets, put together they are truly a thing of beauty.
They're gonna have to, as HG101 mentioned she returns in Slap Happy Rhythm Busters, a game Woolie loves because it is made of win and awesome and should DEFINITELY be played on Friday Night Fisticuffs. And yes that is indeed the game. It was burned into my brain as a child. Can't find the ad online (I should probably scan it) but here's the unused box art: cdn.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_25183/subcat_45840/VS.%20PS.jpg
Yeah Bioware opened and expanded it's branches in a few different cities. I think the Montreal Bioware is doing Mass Effect 4. The Edmonton branch is still their main one though. Still remember when it was over the Chapters on whyte ave.
Zipper head has a hard core back story. "It was coined during the Korean war, where corpses and people were ran over by vehicles. The bodies would have tread marks on them that look like zipper patterns. Thus, Zipperheads." Damn.
Thanks to Woolie smelling Pat's belch gas, we now know that they recorded this the same day as the mario rpg final. As long as they keep up these gas related hijinks going, we can have a timeline for the shows. A fart can now tell us the timelines of the next LPs.
I remember going to Galloping Ghosts Arcade while Matt was at G-Fest. The Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. cabinet there wouldn't work, and to this day, I count myself lucky, yet also unlucky...
Shit, two Lebanese food references in a row. Not time, but in broadcast order. That's so weird that I declare that it's now a thing. Next time I'm in Montreal I'm going to Amir. ^_^
***** heard on the podcast that they also fired some sick as fireworks (which illegal in canada) infront of their store, BUT THEY DIDNT CARE, FUCK THE RULES.
On this day Woolie-sama, stealer of pies, killer of men, unenviable liar, and defiantly incapable of reading, has earned my respect and the respect of all the super best friends fandom. This started as a scrublords... But it was really true love Woolie made tonight.
There's something I never understood about Techno-corporate apocalypse. If society crumbles into dust, then you couldn't possibly have a stable economy. So how do they make money? I ask because the corporations never buy a bunch of armies for a hostile takeover. They always act exactly like a company. But who is buying their products? What are the products? How do jobs even exist?
For something like the Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. setting where companies just run outright run entire states you'd control the entire workforce and have a monopoly on everything. You wouldn't make 'money' as such because there's no longer a central government to assign value to it and from the looks of things these companies aren't on trading terms with each other but your indentured workforce busting their asses and being rewarded less than they produce would certainly allow a very cushy lifestyle for the privileged few. Basically think communism gone horribly wrong.
At 1:07:43 did anybody else hear "Turn that T.V. down!"? Did one of the Zaibatsu waifus cut the video shorter? TUNE IN TOMORROW MORNING FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FISTICUFFS
All this talk of Neo Countries and not a single G Gundam reference? Best Friends, I am disappointed.....Everybody knows Neo-Belgium is the shit though.
You guys talk about Megacorporations and you don't mention Ultra-Tech? For shame. One our Ultratech representatives, Riptor, will be arriving to your homes to discuss this with you..and by discuss, I really mean ultra-combo the living bioslime out of you.
slifer875 I can't force them out, they gotta as naturally as when I first emerged from my egg and was nearly devoured by who I thought at the time was my father. Then my real father came in and ate him. Ahhh...Precious memories, how I miss the Mesozoic era.
The Pickles Speaking of which, didn't the Mishama's have dinosaurs...specifically raptors for their tournaments? It seems all the best megacorps/syndicates know it's wise and profitable to bring in raptors where humans failed. Shadaloo should step up their game, maybe make a dromeosaurid that can throw sonic booms or has Bison's Psycho Power.
The game that started the underboob revolution was Vs. It looked like a pile of shit but it was actually a reskinned version of Fighter's Destiny on Playstation, which is pretty good.
For those who wanna see an amazing sequel to this, and are just coming to this vid in 2019, I would highly recommend Maximilian Dood's Boss Rage he did with his buddies and wife from the callout here at 9:56. czcams.com/video/G3cAwjjnWiQ/video.html It's hilarious!
The game Patt's describing as the first game to have underboob was called "Versus". It was a Playstation fighting game and I loved the hell out of it; its soundtrack was flames.
***** Damn it! I shouldn't have trusted those "War" board maps! (Nah I was just making fun of the fact that people think that brazillians speak spanish)
I would like to state for the record that in about 20 years, this will be our future, except it will all be sponsored by Google. We'll have Chrome-bots and Google-saurus fighting it out in the bean bag pit that is painted in bright, soothing colors designed to help its employees think of new ideas.
logandh2 Could you please become Delta-esque if you're as hot woman? :D No? Ok...lñ....................89. That last part was written by my cat, but I'll just leave it in.
In the dark future of 1998 A.D. a group of elite super soldier Quake 2 concept art rejects are found by Ed Boon of the Midway Electronics Zaibatsu and are forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial kombat for the entertainment of paying costumers.
Guys I normally don't watch these videos ( Saturday morning scrublords and Friday night fisticuffs) but I just wanna say your story about woolie tasting essence of pat was fucking golden! I can now die a happy man.
"With Wall Street in shambles, the government bankrupt, and technological corporate giants running unorthodox takeovers"
This game plays you more than you play it.
PDolan It's secretly a Fallout prequel
How is this fictional again?
It predicted the future more than we can understand
It's like how in Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky is set in a dystopian future where prisons are privately run for profit.
Well we are 2/3 of the way there.
"Neo-Southtown 2: The Southdown"
I will not let your genius be lost in that verbal dogpile, Matt.
I think Woolie just stole my heart and admiration with that finish. Holy fuck, that was the hypest shit.
Is your heart a pie?
nickreilly72 Did someone pour a salt shaker over your head?
nice fate stay zero icon.. i think? could be wrong. and yeah that was a golden finish
nickreilly72 whoops, my bad
***** Kayneth from Fate/Zero
Woolie vs. Daigo
BIO F.R.E.A.K.S.
EVO 2015
GET
HYPE
BITCHES
No items
Fox only
Final Destination
smart ZAK NO SHOOTING
ZIPPER HEAD ONLY
TRAINING STAGE!
Full screen Blanka chip ultra is gonna seem like a nice dream. Umehara ain't ready for this!
Zipperhead: a racial slur for people of oriental descent believed to have been coined during the Korean war. Pat most likely remembers this word from the film Fullmetal Jacket. For more information on racial slurs visit the racial slur database and impress your friends with your vast knowledge of hate!
I'm not surprised, Pat IS the hate.
@@ldmt1995Pat being a Metal Gear boss is the least surprising Pat Fact
"hate"
The last thing I expected to see commented, truly amazing.
The origin of the phrase? Less amazing, and actually quite gross and horrific
I cant get enough of Pat's moans in the intro
It's my life blood dude.
The grandpa woolie look kills me everytime
I like how Matt and Pat are straining not to smile.
sir shalo
He looks like a lost puppy, it's amazing.
I can't get over how much I enjoy this intro
But seriously, if Bret Hart runs for prime minister of Canada or Neo-Kanada or whatever, I'm actually voting for him. 110% legit.
I mean right?!? Like why does America get Jessie Ventura and we can’t have Bret?!
It's 2018.. Does anybody else ever come back to this classic episode, or am I the only one?
I love this one. Partially due to their call-out on Maximillion and their back and forth.
2021, I'm here. This episode has some of my favorite jokes in it. Woolie can't take a full on burp to the face, Pat suddenly remembering that "zipperhead" is a racial slur, the declaration that the first city to put "neo" in front of its name wins, and the call out. The call out to Maximillion is best when this episode is paired with the Mortal Kombat Final Challenge. The call outs are practically mirrors of each other, claiming the other is "too scurred" to actually go through with it, insulting the other party's pets, put together they are truly a thing of beauty.
2023 now, and I'm here. We'll always remember the good times.
9:55 For those of you who are fans of Maximilian Dood's Boss Rage, the call out is here.
Max was too scurred
@@belinskiparadox7687 Well not until he proved it
That underboob game "Vs." Is what Pat is talking about... if they don't mention it further along than i am.
The Pickles She was blonde, with incredibly baggy jeans that were sagging so much you could see more of her V-thong than need be.
I can't remember, it's been so long since I played that game...
Sadly even the internet has failed to save the Ad itself, at least as far as I can find.
They're gonna have to, as HG101 mentioned she returns in Slap Happy Rhythm Busters, a game Woolie loves because it is made of win and awesome and should DEFINITELY be played on Friday Night Fisticuffs.
And yes that is indeed the game. It was burned into my brain as a child.
Can't find the ad online (I should probably scan it) but here's the unused box art:
cdn.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_25183/subcat_45840/VS.%20PS.jpg
@@GELTONZ no wonder since there was also Oleg or Oreg who was a guy with a half Checkered design tattoo face who was on slap happy rhythm busters
Alberta has Bioware, Quebec has Ubisoft, it's easy to see why Quebec is constantly mocked and ridiculed.
Justin Rycaj Quebec also has Bioware. :) -W
Yeah Bioware opened and expanded it's branches in a few different cities. I think the Montreal Bioware is doing Mass Effect 4. The Edmonton branch is still their main one though. Still remember when it was over the Chapters on whyte ave.
TheSw1tcher Wow, fuck quebec. More like Queefshit.
TheSw1tcher What's Canada?
Bioware is dead to me.
And Liam STILL hasn't remembered the fucking cookies.
GDI LIAM :C
Zipper head has a hard core back story.
"It was coined during the Korean war, where corpses and people were ran over by vehicles. The bodies would have tread marks on them that look like zipper patterns. Thus, Zipperheads."
Damn.
Anything Plague grows on his farm is a true Bio F.R.E.A.K.
His damn mutant pigs have been eating my goats.
Oh look, it's you.
What the fuck are you on about?
Aww, Pigly 2...
Woolie's power increases as his blood alcohol level rises. At 0.914, Woolie transforms into "Dreadicator" and wields unlimited cosmic power.
Good job Woolie. Now fucking show us you beating Final Fight Streetwise's final boss in one try.
Agreed I have always wanted him to back up that claim.
Screw that noise! Woolie show us you beating Daigo!
the boss is not that hard.
Thanks to Woolie smelling Pat's belch gas, we now know that they recorded this the same day as the mario rpg final. As long as they keep up these gas related hijinks going, we can have a timeline for the shows. A fart can now tell us the timelines of the next LPs.
There should be a York, New York, and Neo York.
Then Neo New York, then Proto Neo New York. Or the other way around, whatever.
Then Francis York Morgan
Then Detective Francis York Morgan
RaineV1 in your case id say Neko York
ArcSys already won, in Xrd, there's Neo New York.
I remember going to Galloping Ghosts Arcade while Matt was at G-Fest. The Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. cabinet there wouldn't work, and to this day, I count myself lucky, yet also unlucky...
Oh look Biohaz--
Wait wtf is this.
Also it's not Saturday.
Shit, two Lebanese food references in a row. Not time, but in broadcast order. That's so weird that I declare that it's now a thing. Next time I'm in Montreal I'm going to Amir. ^_^
***** heard on the podcast that they also fired some sick as fireworks (which illegal in canada) infront of their store, BUT THEY DIDNT CARE, FUCK THE RULES.
Just got out of work, tired as hell, and read that as "Lesbian food references".
Yup. Time for bed.
***** Lesbian food? You mean tacos?
I'm sorry, I had to.
On this day Woolie-sama, stealer of pies, killer of men, unenviable liar, and defiantly incapable of reading, has earned my respect and the respect of all the super best friends fandom. This started as a scrublords... But it was really true love Woolie made tonight.
Expectations: Friday night fisticuffs intro. Reality: Saturday morning scrublords intro
Woolie looks like a lost puppy in the intro. Its incredibly charming.
"She helps out sometimes."
"Yeah she's got a bigger dick too."
Goddamn Liam, you are a savage.
There's something I never understood about Techno-corporate apocalypse. If society crumbles into dust, then you couldn't possibly have a stable economy. So how do they make money? I ask because the corporations never buy a bunch of armies for a hostile takeover. They always act exactly like a company. But who is buying their products? What are the products? How do jobs even exist?
For something like the Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. setting where companies just run outright run entire states you'd control the entire workforce and have a monopoly on everything. You wouldn't make 'money' as such because there's no longer a central government to assign value to it and from the looks of things these companies aren't on trading terms with each other but your indentured workforce busting their asses and being rewarded less than they produce would certainly allow a very cushy lifestyle for the privileged few. Basically think communism gone horribly wrong.
They're just oligarchies and tinpot dictatorships with late-20th-century corporate trappings.
Max did it, He beat it on the hardest difficulty and won. DEAR GOD.
At 1:07:43 did anybody else hear "Turn that T.V. down!"? Did one of the Zaibatsu waifus cut the video shorter?
TUNE IN TOMORROW MORNING
FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FISTICUFFS
The waifus need to do waifu stuff man.
If only they interrupted it sooner.
Yeah. Sounds like a waifu gotted mad.
You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
Makes sense since Pat mentioned playing the game for 90 minutes... though I can not imagine anyone playing Bio FREAKS for more than 45 minutes...
All this talk of Neo Countries and not a single G Gundam reference? Best Friends, I am disappointed.....Everybody knows Neo-Belgium is the shit though.
I felt a g gundam mention coming all day. Thank you
They mentioned Neo-countries, Neo-cities and numbered cities and I'm just sitting here thinking "Not one Evangelion reference/joke?".....
Pretty sure Neo-Holland is the best. Just saying.
Well Gundam memes are getting pretty old...
Neo-Japan and Neo-Germany FTW
Sapo is spanish for toad, Ssapo is literally a battletoad
i think this is still my favorite scrublords episode
Super Mario RPG finale: Lebanese Food: Rising
Bio F.R.E.A.K.S: Lebanese Food: The Reckoning
Bio
Me: YES...
F.R.E.A.K.S
Me: Aww, I was hoping for Bio Slime. :(
The intro to scrublords is essentially my everyday life. No cookies, plenty of booze, and not knowing what the fuck to do.
MAX DID IT HE DID IT! :D SSAPO!!!!
Oh no. Not this game. I don't know if I can watch. Why did I rent this from Blockbuster as a kid? It's so bad.
***** Your profile pic is quite appropriate.
You guys talk about Megacorporations and you don't mention Ultra-Tech? For shame.
One our Ultratech representatives, Riptor, will be arriving to your homes to discuss this with you..and by discuss, I really mean ultra-combo the living bioslime out of you.
The Gentlesaurian Velocidapper please great gentlesaurian give me some of your wisdom whit one of you quotes
The Gentlesaurian Velocidapper That's a sweet Cadillac she drove up in, though. Wish she'd stop slamming me into it.
slifer875 I can't force them out, they gotta as naturally as when I first emerged from my egg and was nearly devoured by who I thought at the time was my father.
Then my real father came in and ate him. Ahhh...Precious memories, how I miss the Mesozoic era.
The Pickles Speaking of which, didn't the Mishama's have dinosaurs...specifically raptors for their tournaments? It seems all the best megacorps/syndicates know it's wise and profitable to bring in raptors where humans failed.
Shadaloo should step up their game, maybe make a dromeosaurid that can throw sonic booms or has Bison's Psycho Power.
***** Oh dang, she'd better stop!
That car is a rental.
25:13
Woolie flirting with 6hours of total hell...
NO GODS,NO KINGS,ONLY SSAPO !!!! :D
"Thanks for nothing, Ontario" - Pat
...Well shit. I'm from Ontario.
I randomly remembered that Woolie chose MvC3 over sex. With two women. At the same time. Made me laugh.
In the not too distant future... next Sunday A.D.
The game that started the underboob revolution was Vs. It looked like a pile of shit but it was actually a reskinned version of Fighter's Destiny on Playstation, which is pretty good.
That intro brings me here every time :)
Still their best work
DP motion + 3 punches = Pat's Friend's Crotch Grab Assist Ultra
The best thing that ever came out of Ontario was a *road*
9:55 And thus the cry for help was issued...
Hamburger phone? Now that is an in-house joke I have not heard in many an age.
When Pat went to the doctor last week, the doctor said to him;
"No! I'm a people-doctor!"
This is the new lore I'm pushing.
2 scrublords in a row...we have entered the black swordman arc of the zaibatsu.
"Kawaii in the streets
Senpai in the sheets"
Oh fuck that is the best shirt ever, Liam.
Neo Canada? Like from the best Gundam series G Gundam?
Lod776 neo olde canada where the legendary steel woolie samurai steals pie's whit justice
slifer875 Woolie pilots the Urban Gundam, the gundam that is more racist than Zebra Gundam, Tequila Gundam, and Windmill Gundam combined.
nickreilly72 How could I NOT drop a Tequila Gundam reference when I said G Gundam. and yeah I remember all of G Gundam. "Zebra Gundam from Neo Kenya!"
Neo-Kanada
You gotta have the k, how else would we know it's the techno-future?
I really thought Space Australia had a winning chance by the end of the tournament.
Can you imagine how complex the yomi battle was woolie vs woolie.
For those who wanna see an amazing sequel to this, and are just coming to this vid in 2019, I would highly recommend Maximilian Dood's Boss Rage he did with his buddies and wife from the callout here at 9:56.
czcams.com/video/G3cAwjjnWiQ/video.html
It's hilarious!
The scene with liam forgetting cookies in the intro gets me every time.
Shit, I remember this game. I rented it for Nintendo 64 once back in the '90s or early 2000s.
This gem right here,was the second fighting game I ever played and im PROUD to say that!
Woolie's moment of glory at the end changed my life.
This whole vid is worth watching just for that LAST minute.
No Gods. Or Kings. Only Ssapo
Never thought Id see the day where an episode of Scrublords turns into a lets play. A lets play of Bio Freaks no less.
Now the game might be trash...
But the artist in me loves these 90s apocalypse flesh and metal designs.
Judge away.
Nope, Matt's cookie rage still gets me. Sometimes I start watching thinking it won't, but it always does.
MAX FREED US, WE ARE ALL FREE NOW
Holy Shit! You guys really go off the deep end around the 25 minute mark. MOAR PLEX!
5:30
One year later...
I can't believe they are playing Bio Freaks. I remember owning this game when I was a kid. Those nostalgic memories are flooding back.
THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNIZE THIS GAME! MAX'S BOSS RAGE WAS INSANE
The game Patt's describing as the first game to have underboob was called "Versus". It was a Playstation fighting game and I loved the hell out of it; its soundtrack was flames.
Woolie has now redeemed himself from losing to Daigo.
"Nipple clamps are the future" - Liam-senpai, 2015.
Why do these characters have so many random shapes and polygons welded onto their bodies? It's gloriously terrifying
Hearing Psychic Force being brought up in a conversation warms my PS1 poverty loving heart.
They asked for the worst place in Brazil.
Well... define "worst", because there's a lot of places that would fit the criteria.
***** Mexico?
***** Damn it! I shouldn't have trusted those "War" board maps!
(Nah I was just making fun of the fact that people think that brazillians speak spanish)
*****
So am I.
"Turn that shit down" 1:07:35
had to come back and check after listening to the podcast
Woolie is the goddamn man!
Woolie's look when he's like looking for the screen gets me every time
I took one look at that thumbnail and I instantly knew that there was going to be nothing good about this game.
Man, that Bust a Groove pull made my day. Gas-O is the best!
Everyone gets hype for Woolie beating the final boss on novice with infinite retries.
Played this game when I was 5 years old. Liked it back then. My childhood was fucked up.
IM THE GENETIC FREAK
Commenting before I watch, I fucking loved Bio-Freaks. I've totally forgotten about it until just now, now I want it back.
S
S
A
P
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God help me, I freaking LOVE the art direction in this game.
Pat unleashed a miasma of death and disease.
I would like to state for the record that in about 20 years, this will be our future, except it will all be sponsored by Google. We'll have Chrome-bots and Google-saurus fighting it out in the bean bag pit that is painted in bright, soothing colors designed to help its employees think of new ideas.
I smell a remake
Woolie defeating the final boss gave me a sense of euphoria no fedora ever could.
Truly we are the Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
If 1:05:07-1:06:58 doesn't end up on the Best of 2015, I'll be fucking pissed...
*THEY MENTIONED FUCKING BUST A GROOVE MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!*
Honestly, at the rate things are going, I won't be surprised if Neo Amerika becomes real in the near future.
logandh2 Donald won...
+Jorge de los Reyes Yup, which means I'd better start training and mutating to become a Bio Freak
logandh2 Could you please become Delta-esque if you're as hot woman? :D
No? Ok...lñ....................89.
That last part was written by my cat, but I'll just leave it in.
In the dark future of 1998 A.D. a group of elite super soldier Quake 2 concept art rejects are found by Ed Boon of the Midway Electronics Zaibatsu and are forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial kombat for the entertainment of paying costumers.
so why do scrublords eps get full hours yet pretty gud anime fighters only get a half hour ?
To make you salty.
Can't play anime games for too long while living in Canada or the mounties might show up to take you away forever.
mounties dont arrest people, they are too busy protecting the populace from moose
Max accepted your challenge. And they did it!
Is it weird that I really like the character designs in this?
7:01 ". . . and I walked into it with my mouth OPEN . . ."
"THAT'S YOUR BAD! THAT'S ON YOU!"
Hahaha, goddamn, that's cold-blooded, lol.
STOP FORGETTING THE COOKIES LIAM!
Guys I normally don't watch these videos ( Saturday morning scrublords and Friday night fisticuffs) but I just wanna say your story about woolie tasting essence of pat was fucking golden! I can now die a happy man.