Bee Memory Span Andy - Jerma Original Xbox Games Grab Bag Stream Edit
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Originally Streamed on January 15th, 2023
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
02:55 - Enter the Matrix
20:17 - Legends of Wrestling
25:50 - Cold Fear
36:08 - Star Wars: Obi-Wan
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I love how he’s like “WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?” as if he’s not the one controlling Obi-Wan.
That's another one of his personalities coming out and yelling at the one controlling the game.
You mean in the movie? Wow I didn't know he played Ewan McGregor
@@kingding9542 he wore his skin
@@kingding9542 psyonically controlling ewan
“jerma” was actually speaking to the symbiote controlling his every move. god i hope they find a cure soon
Jerma and holly dealing Otto cards while they play is so cute it made me unreasonably happy
Otto is a high stakes gambler, beating them in his SLEEP
The alien transitioning from gibberish to perfect English made me fucking cry laugh.
its NOT english, its GALACTIC BASIC >:((
@@meleeludens Oh, BatChest duuude!
"You already have the Galaxy 2, you really need the Galaxy 3? You're in a goddamn Nebula at that point!"
You could tell he was so fuckin proud of that standup joke, and goddamnit he deserved to be. That's fuckin good.
Cosmology Andy
I love how ashamed and nervous he was about insulting yoda, like he's slandering gandhi or something
Holy shit chat is so braindead with Jerma's actually good reasoning for purchasing electronics.
4:03 jerma discovering the white and black buttons just as i did two decades ago. hated when games used them.
The original X Box controllers were so bad
Some of the older weird consoles did the 6 button setup pretty ok (genesis with fighting games, a+b for n64) but the xbox one is just goofy, what were they thinking
@@Hooy-Jaymay Even with playing Halo, using those buttons for something as simple as flashlight controls and swapping grenades just felt weird.
@@bolson42 i think it's the vertical layout of the 6 buttons, most 6 button controls like that use a horizontal layout or slightly angled. it's easier to stretch your thumb out slightly than to reposition your grip to press a button underneath your palm
i honestly prefer the duke controllers........
15:54 Was my favorite part, I rewinded it a hunk ton of times
Classic Jerma985 bit, I LOL'd!
action movie boogaloo vibes
A hunk ton? Im stealing that and you cant stop me.
I felt so validated when I heard the music at 22:24 and started to do a Guy Fieri impression at the exact same time Jerma did
4:37 real footage of how Jerma responds to being caught trespassing.
[nervous laughter] Okay?
30:25 this moment had me rolling for like five straight minutes
He is DEFINITELY not beating the allegations after making that face at 30:29. That's for certain.
Why was he so nervous and self-conscious about sharing that card/Otto story at 10:00? psycho chat/new fanbase is ruining this man. literally missed a golden opportunity to just go "Yeah I play poker with my dog, life imitates art"
Vagas changed hin
totally agree, new chat sucks- and i say that as someone who's only been watching jerma for like 2 years
The cartoonish animosity some people have towards Jerma being happy in any way whatsoever is *easily* one of the worst parts of the chat. When he’s genuinely having fun, talking about a specific thing that interests him and he’s just met with a “who cares?” comment it’s way more annoying than it is funny.
Like dude, you’re not the One Guy, you’re just one of *those* guys.
@@mannequin_z social media brain rot
this fear isn't anything new, he got bullied for wearing a bracelet like 4 years ago. his chat has always sucked.
Worst stream contender, he wouldnt stop playing Matrix and talking about his imaginary Chuck E Cheese
Only jerma could have a stream summarized like that
For 3 hours
I just wanted to watch Wreck it Ralph but Jerma wouldn’t stop playing the Matrix.
This reminds me of that time Jerma started making out with Chuck E Cheese on stream, it was truly horrifying
22:28 “Welcome to Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives!”
I said this seconds before Jerma started doing his bit and it was so funny. Couldn’t believe I could have so much in common with an artificial streamer
The sheer fucking aggressiveness within the first minute of playing, Anderson just fucking kicking the shit out of the random chill security guard 3:38
22:28 That Triple-D impression somehow manages to be the best and worst possible impression he’s done yet
The wrestling character he made was literally just the Titan henchman from the Batman Arkham games
11:17 is so fucking funny to me, I can't tell if it's the issue of the game controls, but it really looks like Jerma lost the sight of enemy just via most basic flank, like completely oughta sight oughta mind
jerma has no object permanence
no object permanence andy
And the fucking screech afterwards. Best Worst Sound of 2023 already?
Crazed MANIAC sees dogs playing poker painting, steals DOG and WOMAN, forces them to re-enact while questioning himself.
For people who didn't watch the stream he played Matrix for about 3 hours and the psycho wouldn't move on, no wonder he kidnaps people, average matrix enjoyer
19:25 memento andy
Love ya cheltie, your hard work is admirable. Only way I’ve watched Jerma for like a year or two now.
I'm so mad to know that Jerma spend THOUSANDS on a 3090 only to stream Wrestle Empire, Indie games that would run on your phone and old school console games all at less than 1080 60 fps. I want to give him a stern talking to and maybe pinch his cheeks a little
*The ones in his face
@@Reac2 LMAO
10:50 Whoaaah that's some neat Otto lore
11:01 The Bond movie villain when Bond escapes from their insane death trap and is now running amok in the base
He's onto something with the pizza in the arcade idea, it would just have to be cut up into bite-sized pieces with toothpicks in them haha
Mini pizza bagels
I love Totino's pizza rolls!
always happy when he plays older games
Jerma having a sudden interest in a new hobby, I bet my ADHD ass he'll get bored, drop it, and find a different one in two months.
21:28 L4D2 Charger
11:22 he cant keep getting away with it...
Deranged Streamer finally cracks and EATS THE HORROR
the matrix man runs like the yoinky sploinky
Hope to see the clip of him singing along to the Star Wars intro at the next Jerma Awards
Great stream. I was laughing so loud. My dog was worried lol
Jerma's Xbox doesn't have Uno
Every time he describes activities he and Holly engage in its so cute it makes me physically ill
The song he played right after the iCarly beats comment was so fucking on point and sounded EXACTLY like a mid 2000s webseries I died laughing oh my god
Back when he stream rhythm heaven he said that he was using the actual game and showed the box, then got a bug only on emulators
12:32 OH MY GOD, IV'E HAD THE EXACT SAME QUESTION FOR YEEEAAARS THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
Thank you for these uploads, I didn't really know who Jerma was before watching these
those black and white buttons were pretty pointless 90% of the time but boy were they aesthetic and they sure made it feel like you were gaming in the 21st century (which was still novel at the time)
The face buttons on the og controller are so visually pleasing
"Jerma985! Omg im such a huge fan i watch all of your streams and even some of Chelties edits holy shit this truly an honor to meet yo-"
Jerma: 3:38
"I don- I don't wanna do any more reality TV shit.. But I'm ganna."
Interesting thing about Xbox Controllers is that the original design came from the Sega Dreamcast controller. With the Xbox Duke Controller being the closest to the Dreamcast design before they started making them better and better.
21:00 I'm sad that no one mentioned that it was a L4D Charger
Most of his fanbase nowadays is 15
I loved the demos on playstation as a kid. Jerma is spitting
The retro gaming episode
The original xbox was released 22 years ago, its a retro console
Oh man. Seeing Enter The Matrix again is giving me some serious old-man nostalgia.
we already have contenders for worst noice and worst face 2023
Chuck E Cheese Kiss Stream 2 when 😠
honestly, he ate
I shuddered at 9:02
dude i love the ps2 matrix game i used to use the cheatcodes on that game and just play it through so much fun
information overload andy
This guy is peak caveman and I love it
love how jerma just forgot how escort missions worked and thought you just had to run up to the guy with the entire army after you
Missed opportunity for the title to stay "Bee Memory Spandy"
were there actually people arguing for buying a phone every year
Zoomers don't know a fucking thing about technology
22:22 pov you turn on the hotel room tv
22:20 Guy Fieri bit w that music was perfect
great to see Jerma looking happy and healthy. thanks for edit Cheltie. have a fantastic day, whomever reads this :)
In the matrix you just know what to do
He never played Blinx very sad
It seems I am not the only spy.
I really hope he plays Voodoo Vince.
to be fair he could just read the note in the time he was doing that bit
legends of wrestling looks like it runs on times 2 speed
15:55 XD I can't breathe
And that was the better version of that controller.
Jerma wouldn't have been able to comprehend the Duke
I'm in the same boat with Jerma to an extent. I have original hardware for ps2, gamecube, and wii but I will still choose pcsx2/aethersx2 and dolphin any day just because they are the better ways to play. When it comes to ps3, although rpcs3 is much better now, you still need somewhat of a beefy pc to play them with no issues at all. So playing on my ps3 is still my preferred way to play those games.
We as a society NEED an Enter the Matrix: Reloaded (preferably just a remaster/rerelease)
What kind of screen is he playing on that will burn in after leaving something on the screen for like 15 seconds lmao
Nice
charger from l4d2
What bootleg Dollar store OLED screen is he using? He's getting burn in after a couple hours at most?
quality for ants
What was he cooking at 29:50
I really wish jerma was using a duke for this stream. would have been impecable
21:30 Jerma accidentally reveals that he's been an AI this whole time
jerma should play the old metal gear solid games(edit) and also lost planet that game was so cool
20:53 eastern European people 0.2 seconds after deciding to start bodybuilding (injecting synthol)
Why did Jerma play Enter the Matrix like he plays Hitman
15:54 can we do this
PagMan
we need to make him play kotor to completion
24:46 me having to kill a spider
14:34 why does Jerma make fucking everything a casino, Every video he seems to admit he has an addictive personality and then pretends like everyone else has one too
30:23
chat needed to stfu during the matrix game
Arcade gun games uses the same engine because they don't want to buy powerful machine to use newer engine.. i think.
And they're fun enough as it is, all they have to do is to improve on the genre.
There are now licensed games for it, I've played the Jurassic park one, underwater one, even transformers, but house of the dead franchise was still the best tho
jerma said it he said its ok for me to have a collection I like to collect people in my basement I have 5 so far
Jerma's emulator knowledge is like 6 years out of date.
Xbox emulation is still shit though
I had an Xbox... I don't remember those 2 buttons on the left and right side... Awful. No wonder they weren't on the 360.
Jerma get a new monitor or something?
Mobile stuff is true tho, i have a phone i got for like 136 usd and i use it for internet and sometimes to phone , i just dont understand why somone would need a phone for 1366 usd to use it for the same thing, and buy one every year...
11:23 AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHGAA
this video has given me a 16:08
Xbox? I don't think Microsoft will ever make it in the console market. They should stick with Windows tbh
10:15 jerma...the pile of severed heads in your basement is not a "collection"
Is "Let him Cook!" The next jerma meme?
A Jermeme, if you will
No
It's just a common normie slang term/meme. That'd be like saying "w rizz" is a new jerma meme. It's just the way people talk now lol
@@coreywest9597 its a reference to the movie The Menu :)
@@supersungal2 Interesting. I've only heard it as a reference to Breaking Bad, which I would be more likely to believe since that's more culturally relevant than The Menu. Regardless it's still entered the public consciousness as common slang haha