The original Technoviking video.

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  • @chechou714
    @chechou714 Před 3 lety +10725

    When this guy turned 18, his parents moved out.

  • @Gr33nsurfer
    @Gr33nsurfer Před 8 měsíci +7906

    There is not enough respect and recognition for the water boy, which is responsible for the hydration of the legend viking

    • @SirGingrich
      @SirGingrich Před 8 měsíci +253

      All hail the Waterboy, who keepeth the Viking satiated!

    • @a-dv7uy
      @a-dv7uy Před 7 měsíci +7

      Part 2
      czcams.com/video/XaUqi1hgeos/video.html

    • @rovenspodie4804
      @rovenspodie4804 Před 7 měsíci +56

      Technocupbearer

    • @Rebelscum264
      @Rebelscum264 Před 7 měsíci +49

      That wasn’t water

    • @noahjones1192
      @noahjones1192 Před 7 měsíci +58

      whatever it was wasnt water. noticed how he handed it to him upside down? that meant something

  • @based_prettyawsm
    @based_prettyawsm Před 3 měsíci +667

    When the time is right... we all come back here.

  • @ayseee0522
    @ayseee0522 Před 4 měsíci +755

    Its 2024 and once again i an here for the billionth time.. Timeless classic.

  • @michelleh5808
    @michelleh5808 Před 2 lety +48978

    Every few years I have to watch the viking dance again. Today is that day.

    • @r0ll1ng3r
      @r0ll1ng3r Před 2 lety +453

      Hahaha today it was my techno viking day too.

    • @chromaloops3095
      @chromaloops3095 Před 2 lety +191

      Same haha needed that boost.

    • @nrgflashback
      @nrgflashback Před 2 lety +97

      LOL now my oldest son has the same hairdo and starts looking like this dude... LOL

    • @bl4ckout36
      @bl4ckout36 Před 2 lety +33

      Same 😂

    • @Wutangaz
      @Wutangaz Před 2 lety +27

      Haha same

  • @TremblingKiwis
    @TremblingKiwis Před 6 lety +30867

    They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.

  • @voidwok
    @voidwok Před 22 dny +120

    That pointing pose before the beat drop is unbelievably hard

  • @theofficialgreenkane9645
    @theofficialgreenkane9645 Před 3 měsíci +600

    The fact this guy exists somewhere in the real world gives me hope for humanity

    • @maksimnaumov2227
      @maksimnaumov2227 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Dunno about hope, mate. I got chills and a bit scared of that.

    • @ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv
      @ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv Před 2 měsíci +4

      I hope he's creating content.

    • @USAReject
      @USAReject Před 2 měsíci +23

      he’s in the mountains, training, growing stronger, for when he will be needed in the end times

    • @theofficialgreenkane9645
      @theofficialgreenkane9645 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @gregorysnapplecock8163 Yes. 100% awesomeness still exists. It’s a dying breed.

    • @toomeowstream3253
      @toomeowstream3253 Před 2 měsíci

      He should breed all the girls in the world, he is the ultimate alpha male

  • @JWIZZY4real
    @JWIZZY4real Před 3 lety +15498

    This is the internet's final boss.

  • @markh6378
    @markh6378 Před 4 lety +23447

    This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

  • @Captain_Hapton
    @Captain_Hapton Před 18 dny +17

    The thing that makes the Viking truly legendary?
    We still have no idea who this guy really is.

  • @darthcheeseburger
    @darthcheeseburger Před 3 měsíci +113

    It may sound dumb but some videos including this one need to be preserved for future generations to understand how the internet became what it is today. God bless Techno Viking.

    • @sangok
      @sangok Před měsícem +1

      somebody should set up a playlist for that! well I guess sb already did haha well let's hit the search

    • @seananon4893
      @seananon4893 Před 15 dny +1

      GreensKeepers "Lotion", is another of my all-time favorite videos to return to years later.

  • @Dave_Zky
    @Dave_Zky Před 4 lety +3713

    Im gonna tell my kids this was Thor.

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon Před 8 lety +20671

    There is no speakers playing the music, it's just the Technoviking's thoughts transmitting and emanating directly from his mind in the surroundings.

  • @Superchomama
    @Superchomama Před 4 měsíci +135

    Years later, this is still the purest form of what Internet legends are made of... raw, dynamic, techno, awe inspiring moment that can never be repeated.

  • @jokerno.1763
    @jokerno.1763 Před 3 měsíci +156

    It was totally worth inventing the internet just for this 4 minutes🙌

  • @aaronsoto9100
    @aaronsoto9100 Před 5 lety +6964

    That isn't music playing....that's his heartbeat.

  • @matthewbartontaylor7600
    @matthewbartontaylor7600 Před 4 lety +4644

    did he just summon a man to give him a water bottle

  • @jacobparkes7603
    @jacobparkes7603 Před 2 měsíci +46

    Techno viking doesn't cut his grass....he stares it down into submission until it cuts itself.

  • @TheMercenaries512
    @TheMercenaries512 Před 2 měsíci +25

    I miss those days…some crazy random stuff became viral because of the art itself and then…nothing again from those people…that’s why is special … authentic

  • @drbest87
    @drbest87 Před rokem +3365

    When Technoviking left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"

  • @user-dh4bz7fk9z
    @user-dh4bz7fk9z Před 4 lety +6066

    If aliens visited us they would think this guy is our leader

  • @arunzagade9552
    @arunzagade9552 Před 2 měsíci +37

    Every now and then I feel like watching this as a boost. Needed one right now

    • @USAReject
      @USAReject Před 2 měsíci +1

      inspiration for sure

  • @markdelcheccolo9191
    @markdelcheccolo9191 Před měsícem +21

    I have watched the Techno Viking quite a few times and I'm glad that it's still uploaded after all this time. I'm 64 yrs old and this proves to me that there's still hope and great humanity in this world. "GO TECHNO VIKING !" 🤗😎😲

  • @GreenGlo1991
    @GreenGlo1991 Před 3 lety +5708

    I love how random people just walk up to him with random offerings and he’s just like “eh water I shall inhale it. Pamphlet. I shall glance over it. Now. I. Shall. Dance.”

    • @jennyk9484
      @jennyk9484 Před 3 lety +359

      Thought the same thing...like he is their king. It all started when he defended that lady...lol

    • @gcwok
      @gcwok Před 3 lety +154

      Pamphlet. I shall rip it.

    • @TheRationReviewer
      @TheRationReviewer Před 3 lety +76

      @@jennyk9484 Their Vi-King?

    • @Romeis
      @Romeis Před 3 lety +49

      probably couldn't read shit anyway due to dilated pupils

    • @dreia2405
      @dreia2405 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes hahaha

  • @rc-mt8le
    @rc-mt8le Před 4 lety +12438

    This dude should lead us into area 51

  • @hashiramabonsai
    @hashiramabonsai Před 15 dny +5

    I have no idea why I watch this for the 77th time in my life

  • @theliquidllama1
    @theliquidllama1 Před 3 měsíci +24

    Welcome back, this wont be your last time.

  • @Martin.G
    @Martin.G Před 4 lety +16049

    I think the water guy is actually a time traveller who just wanted to be in this legendary video.

  • @burieddreamer
    @burieddreamer Před rokem +6797

    Here we are. 2023 and Technoviking is still relevant. Technoviking is timeless.

  • @download0000
    @download0000 Před 3 měsíci +14

    the way his body starts to move after drinking from that bottle suggests that it was water straight from the well in valhalla! Today this water is more commonly known as pure acid.

  • @OJtheOZ
    @OJtheOZ Před 3 měsíci +17

    It's 2024 and this is how CZcams was a long time ago. I wish it just stay simple as this. Not filled with unnecessary distractions everywhere. Still though the legendary viking dance the best.

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 Před 2 měsíci

      Yea very simple edits/ animations. The raw content was what made it so compelling

  • @moritzl4024
    @moritzl4024 Před rokem +6149

    He emerged from the shadows of Berlin, accepted the water, danced and disappeared back to the shadows. His identity remains a secret, his tale became legend…

    • @fortogarebel8872
      @fortogarebel8872 Před rokem +109

      Bravo sir. You got a legitimate lol outta me. Your prose reminded me of King Arthur and Excalibur

    • @ghw1331
      @ghw1331 Před rokem +223

      His identity is known, he lives near Berlin and is a biologist

    • @moritzl4024
      @moritzl4024 Před rokem +102

      @@ghw1331 No, the identity everyone is referring to was part of a satirical magazine. Not related to the Viking in any way…

    • @moritzl4024
      @moritzl4024 Před rokem +91

      @@Dana-03772 No, nobody knows who he is. The name you are referring to was part of a satirical article from a danish magazin.

    • @deanpd3402
      @deanpd3402 Před rokem +193

      @@moritzl4024 Who is the blue-haired girl? Who is the drunk? Who is the water dispenser? Who are all the techno dancers? Who gave him the note? Who caused him to turn around and leave the dance? We must ask all of the questions.

  • @FrostyCat12
    @FrostyCat12 Před 3 lety +2047

    When your DNA test shows that you're 1% Norwegian

    • @justfip
      @justfip Před 3 lety +68

      He’s german tho

    • @FrostyCat12
      @FrostyCat12 Před 3 lety +4

      @Emperor Valkorion damn valkorion, thought I killed you In my mind

    • @danieledamico9729
      @danieledamico9729 Před 3 lety +4

      Communist Cat my dna test result more then 1% scandinavian....me...but my god...i’m sicilian. I can dance tarantella.

    • @warg3222
      @warg3222 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes haha, mine is 24% scandinavia and i really felt like that, lol

    • @yangliu2299
      @yangliu2299 Před 3 lety +6

      Europeans are incredible mix i wouldnt be surprised if everyone has a few % of Scandinavian blood in them. One of my italian friend tested his dna and got viking blood too though he looked nothing like a viking. German is very close to ghem vikings as well

  • @user-ff8jl4le8n
    @user-ff8jl4le8n Před 22 dny +33

    как традиция каждый год смотреть техно-викинга. всем салам из 2024 года

  • @chrislee1763
    @chrislee1763 Před 4 měsíci +9

    I love coming back to this every so often, it's a happy place of mine. I'm fairly sure some merch companies tried to get him on board for his likeness for t shirts, poster etc. He said no, didn't want anything to do with them. Absolute legend.

  • @anakinskywalker9836
    @anakinskywalker9836 Před 3 lety +2039

    When this guy goes to the strip club the strippers throw money at him

  • @uncle1273
    @uncle1273 Před 3 lety +1624

    Remember if you run into a person and don't apologise, technoviking will spawn.

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 Před 3 lety +7

      haha

    • @erikswetter6816
      @erikswetter6816 Před 3 lety +21

      Spawn ? I think you mean spam. Vikings are well known for their love for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam

    • @pablok9956
      @pablok9956 Před 3 lety +5

      @@erikswetter6816 no, it's about spawning the technoviking near you. Seriously don't ya know TO SPAWN word? and your name is weird

    • @erikswetter6816
      @erikswetter6816 Před 3 lety +5

      ​@@pablok9956 Yes it is, thank you, glad you like it.
      Yes I do know TO SPAWN word.
      And the TO SPAM one, also.
      Spawning they sure did. But Vikings were also very much interested in spam, all the time, that's why I thought there might be some historical confusion. Here's the evidence:
      czcams.com/video/_bW4vEo1F4E/video.html

    • @UncleanSpirit
      @UncleanSpirit Před 3 lety +8

      @@erikswetter6816 spawn as in regenerate like in a video game. Now go away

  • @joedixon6861
    @joedixon6861 Před 15 dny +4

    You got to love this.
    Makes me want to got back to my raving times 😃

  • @stephanielouise8299
    @stephanielouise8299 Před 5 měsíci +15

    I know that this guy hated all the attention this video got but, I hope he knows that the attention was all good! I love the Techno Viking, his chivalry when that guy fell into the girl with the blue wig ❤ what a sweetheart. The world needs more Techno Viking

  • @cpt.cocksuck9406
    @cpt.cocksuck9406 Před 8 lety +2327

    Remember:Technoviking does not dance to the music,the music plays to technovikings dance

    • @vffa
      @vffa Před 7 lety +7

      win

    • @tziuriky86
      @tziuriky86 Před 7 lety +43

      The big bang was just the very first shockwave of his very first techno dance move.

    • @daspedal2730
      @daspedal2730 Před 7 lety +12

      made my day!!! xD

    • @mro1864
      @mro1864 Před 7 lety +40

      Marvin Knier TechnoViking once threw a hand grenade and killed 100 terrorists...then it exploded.

    • @Finalform
      @Finalform Před 6 lety

      OF COZ!!!

  • @loganwilcox4037
    @loganwilcox4037 Před 3 lety +2812

    Started off the video thinking to myself, "who is this guy?" but after watching I'm stuck here asking "who am I?"

    • @ALifeinMusic
      @ALifeinMusic Před 3 lety +24

      Epic X-D thx for the laugh :-DDD

    • @rodrigofernandez9530
      @rodrigofernandez9530 Před 3 lety +11

      lol, nice one!♥

    • @nathangoforth4347
      @nathangoforth4347 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂😂 He's a plastic surgeon raver. But they was part of the atmosphere 👍👍🤣🤣

    • @2222Lilou2222
      @2222Lilou2222 Před 3 lety +13

      This is the best comment

    • @chauanlemos3874
      @chauanlemos3874 Před 3 lety +6

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamie7045
    @jamie7045 Před 3 měsíci +17

    You haven't lived until you have seen this .

  • @MM-rw8jv
    @MM-rw8jv Před 5 měsíci +18

    Techno Viking has soo many memories for me. I worked in an office and my coworker would send me the funniest and WTF videos that would crack me up. Every time I see this it makes me think of him who was taken from this earth way too young. Miss you bro, but you live on through techno viking and schfifty five.

    • @samadhoosen6014
      @samadhoosen6014 Před 26 dny

      Okay, you just made me look up schfifty five and I knew it was going to be good when it said 17 years ago. Nothing, however, could be prepare me for just how good. Two and a heif to you 🌟

  • @BeT1Ko
    @BeT1Ko Před 3 lety +4639

    This video is a World Heritage Site and the history of CZcams. I demand that it cannot be deleted and be considered as one of the icons of youtube.
    Like if you agree

    • @geronimoproject3629
      @geronimoproject3629 Před 3 lety +9

      this should be in ultra HD.

    • @fireboltaz
      @fireboltaz Před 3 lety

      He’s actually a Gay Techno Viking

    • @fireboltaz
      @fireboltaz Před 3 lety +1

      nigling I remember the good old days

    • @huha381
      @huha381 Před 3 lety +3

      Uf i liked, then i saw „like if you agree“. Maaan you cant tell me nothing fucker

    • @gregorbp7266
      @gregorbp7266 Před 3 lety

      Agree

  • @bandofbrothers5860
    @bandofbrothers5860 Před 4 měsíci +20

    I always thought Techno Viking was Swedish but for the first time I watched the full video.. turns out he is German.
    Viking genes either way xD

  • @ShacktownRaider
    @ShacktownRaider Před 2 měsíci +8

    2024 the world needs the return of technoviking

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 Před 4 lety +2225

    I love how during the entire video emissaries of the nations he conquered are bringing gifts and tributes to their overlord.

  • @oneinchpunched3661
    @oneinchpunched3661 Před 6 měsíci +1663

    How he grabs his water, without looking. How he grabs his flyer, without looking. He just knows, that anything handed to him, is already approved by him. Legend.

    • @connorhall8463
      @connorhall8463 Před 4 měsíci +42

      The way he tears up that flyer i like to think it’s a secret coded message 😂

    • @snake5305
      @snake5305 Před 3 měsíci +3

      He tore the paper up and threw it on the ground.

    • @kendtchileninjah5905
      @kendtchileninjah5905 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@connorhall8463the paper was a golden ticket with a secret location..rumor has it..each individual he pointed at..was hit by a bolt

    • @sk-sm9sh
      @sk-sm9sh Před 3 měsíci +2

      Flyer was just a regular spam lol as he starts tearing it after reading. Even techno viking is not immune to flyer spam.

    • @Azeltirish
      @Azeltirish Před 2 měsíci +3

      All according to Odin's will

  • @CioFuyu
    @CioFuyu Před 4 měsíci +10

    Simply the best video I ever watched.
    Damn I feel old

  • @tacai24
    @tacai24 Před 2 měsíci +7

    One of most viral moments ever. Don’t Fuck with Viking Man.

  • @lum4704
    @lum4704 Před 4 lety +2893

    So this is the final Boss of CZcams...

  • @vilefigure
    @vilefigure Před 5 lety +2921

    I DEMAND TECHNO VIKING AS A MORTAL KOMBAT 11 DLC CHARACTER.

    • @Cirkustanz
      @Cirkustanz Před 5 lety +62

      I have not purchased the game, but I promise that I will if this happens.

    • @zon3k
      @zon3k Před 4 lety +26

      You can dance like him in fortnite now

    • @simba917_
      @simba917_ Před 4 lety

      I want too

    • @sadmanpranto9026
      @sadmanpranto9026 Před 4 lety +20

      He can't join it.... that'd break the rules... because it's 'MORTAL' kombat...

    • @terminator6407
      @terminator6407 Před 4 lety +10

      @@sadmanpranto9026 Clearly that guy is a norse god

  • @db0800
    @db0800 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Anyone hands me water now it has to be upside down. No upright s##t no more.

  • @imtheeElite
    @imtheeElite Před 2 měsíci +11

    Iconic. Just showed my 9 year old son, it must be passed to future generations 😂❤

    • @withlov
      @withlov Před 2 měsíci

      It must be passed on to the future generations to never be forgotten 😂❤

  • @prodriver12345
    @prodriver12345 Před 4 lety +2040

    Around his neck he is wearing the dogtags of all the other fallen techno vikings he has beaten through the medium of dance

    • @quietreason9667
      @quietreason9667 Před 4 lety +15

      That's gloriously funny

    • @erikaronsson8964
      @erikaronsson8964 Před 4 lety +11

      Jesus is God

    • @erichboyer
      @erichboyer Před 4 lety +5

      There can only be one!

    • @plonty9926
      @plonty9926 Před 4 lety +1

      @@quietreason9667
      Local Dads
      vor 2 Jahren
      They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.
      15.129
      UndergroundM M
      UndergroundM M
      vor 1 Monat
      He shall be summoned to confront the virus.
      2003
      Mark .H
      Mark .H
      vor 2 Tagen
      This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla
      Local Dads
      vor 2 Jahren
      They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.
      15.129
      UndergroundM M
      UndergroundM M
      vor 1 Monat
      He shall be summoned to confront the virus.
      2003
      Mark .H
      Mark .H
      vor 2 Tagen
      This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

    • @therealpatricklyons
      @therealpatricklyons Před 4 lety

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @elmecaniconaranja1126
    @elmecaniconaranja1126 Před 4 lety +2457

    Techno viking: Defend the women, Defend the techno

    • @ataud9754
      @ataud9754 Před 3 lety +27

      Amen

    • @masao1984
      @masao1984 Před 3 lety +10

      The Pure True!

    • @nicspits9876
      @nicspits9876 Před 3 lety +9

      Hire a guy to enact a scene to make you look good and have CZcams love you forever.... Except one of your film guys caught the supposed dbag riding on the train and cheering you on...

    • @gungho1284
      @gungho1284 Před 3 lety +1

      Especially that old crunchy Berlin techno.

    • @CeLM_73
      @CeLM_73 Před 3 lety

      El meccanico
      Are you mangina?

  • @garry1735
    @garry1735 Před 3 měsíci +35

    Let's summarise:
    -He is well built
    -Nordic
    -Saves women
    -knows how to defend himself
    -goes off on German streets
    Women, is this the perfect man?

    • @ronraji
      @ronraji Před 3 měsíci +6

      There is a reason why Ken doll from Barbie is not Nordic.

    • @tana9044
      @tana9044 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I’m a lesbian and I say he’s the perfect man 😂

    • @Ravenheart1012
      @Ravenheart1012 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ronraji yes but we are discussing heterosexuality here, thank you. Ken doll... smh.

    • @withlov
      @withlov Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@tana9044 A "lesbian" giving its opinion on our men is hysterical. You must be a biological male only wishing this man would give it to you. Keep dreaming 😘

    • @krolikzv
      @krolikzv Před 2 měsíci

      the perfect man is a femboy change my mind

  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 Před 4 měsíci +74

    13 years already.
    I can only imagine how much his magnificent beard has grown already.
    Legend says it braids itsef naturally.

    • @paulmustermann7068
      @paulmustermann7068 Před 4 měsíci +23

      It happened almost 24 years ago :)

    • @CamAteUrKFC
      @CamAteUrKFC Před 3 měsíci +2

      He shaved it, and ended up marrying the dude in the black muscle shirt.

    • @_brockn_
      @_brockn_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@CamAteUrKFC😂😂😂

  • @Brakathor
    @Brakathor Před 2 lety +4283

    It's hilarious watching this now, just thinking back to how as a kid, I was completely unable to appreciate the absolute weirdness of this whole scene.

    • @on1kag326
      @on1kag326 Před 2 lety +4

      Hello again haha, we were commenting on the song by that girl not wanting to be at the party lol

    • @Brakathor
      @Brakathor Před 2 lety +11

      @@on1kag326 - I wonder if that girl would have been happier at a techno parade... Probably would have ended up getting grabbed by some random guy in the crowd, and then write a mopey song about that experience too.

    • @Hoppel6666
      @Hoppel6666 Před 2 lety +4

      Nice said and true. That time will never come that way again. It was a crazy time with all kind of stuff that is impossible these days in that high agenda.

    • @faux4482
      @faux4482 Před 2 lety +4

      What you mean weirdness this shit is like every music event ever apart from the sick viking fdance at end

    • @Brakathor
      @Brakathor Před 2 lety +47

      @@faux4482 - Well first of all, it's on the street and it's as a moving crowd, so that's weird. The girl being so easily identifiable by blue hair is weird. The way the guy grabs her is weird, esp. as it frames some weird shirtless guy as the protagonist, and last but not least, the shirtless guy's center stage overarching irreverence is definitely weird. The cherry on top, he ended up suing the guy filming him for violating his "privacy." Weirdest of all.

  • @rasool2838
    @rasool2838 Před 2 lety +2686

    The Water Guy drank from the bottle after Viking did. This was the best moment in his life. He felt very strong

    • @robertstretch8878
      @robertstretch8878 Před 2 lety +34

      That's cause it was laced with speed. Sharing is caring

    • @rikuuu632
      @rikuuu632 Před 2 lety +15

      I think its more than that. Thinking of how no one will be able to willingly do that nowadays with this pandemic. It had to be precious.

    • @GoldCoastRep
      @GoldCoastRep Před 2 lety +37

      He clearly pulls out a can and cracks it

    • @stevefratus1546
      @stevefratus1546 Před 2 lety +5

      It was a can of something he pulled out of the bag after he put the dumb Viking guy’s water in it.

    • @YourFault
      @YourFault Před 2 lety +5

      Probably lsd water 💦

  • @neilgoss525
    @neilgoss525 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I just keep coming back. its almost like a pilgrimage at this point. Keeps you grounded, still as good as ever.

  • @jamesgerber4658
    @jamesgerber4658 Před měsícem +5

    it's amazing how there can be so many people and not of them are dancing to the actual beat. God bless the euros for that.

  • @Xnegnsifhfjsokemejslslckkdksj
    @Xnegnsifhfjsokemejslslckkdksj Před 4 lety +3128

    Here we are in 2020, still hailing the alpha

    • @WUYTS5
      @WUYTS5 Před 4 lety +2

      I had to give this guy a few punches after i friendly pushed my stoned friend in the back, when my friend told me to calm down he apologised

    • @zero131056
      @zero131056 Před 4 lety +13

      I’m rewatching Vikings right now and my mind is blown at this video

    • @ismokalervolaitela
      @ismokalervolaitela Před 4 lety +5

      The King of Techno.

    • @Dro788
      @Dro788 Před 4 lety +19

      The true definition of an alpha male.

    • @Cinqueggi
      @Cinqueggi Před 4 lety

      @@Dro788 try and Google techno Viking now... You'll surprised

  • @MLewisUT
    @MLewisUT Před 4 lety +2221

    He protec
    He attac
    But mostly, he love techno trac

  • @demonspecialist67
    @demonspecialist67 Před 4 měsíci +10

    I love how German this meme is. Especially the fact that the man in the video sued the maker of the meme for making him a meme.

  • @Witch1986
    @Witch1986 Před 10 dny +2

    This never gets old.

  • @RaunienTheFirst
    @RaunienTheFirst Před 11 měsíci +720

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He dance to the tracc

    • @Heyiya-if
      @Heyiya-if Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@WhiteLivesMatter-Copedon't worry. we understand that you can't have that username *AND* be capable of dancing to the tracc. It's ok. After all, someone has to be the pamphlet distributor.

    • @Flairis
      @Flairis Před 8 měsíci

      @@WhiteLivesMatter-Cope I don't comment a lot but you are sad bro. Enjoy your life and do be a dick. Not hard to do

    • @ownageDan
      @ownageDan Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@MatthewMorgan3030 bro, just stop

    • @xxxsmoke4lifexxx
      @xxxsmoke4lifexxx Před 8 měsíci +2

      Severely underrated comment right here xD..

    • @Heyiya-if
      @Heyiya-if Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@MatthewMorgan3030 holy cow are you still sitting there seething xD Changed your username I see. Good call.

  • @storysearch9432
    @storysearch9432 Před 8 měsíci +3664

    I love how he walks forward as the music starts flow a bit more, and theyre walking behind him like hes leading his techno warband to battle

    • @MegaDudeman21
      @MegaDudeman21 Před 8 měsíci +195

      Nobody moves until the Technoviking moves.

    • @brianmeen2158
      @brianmeen2158 Před 8 měsíci +37

      And the kid hands him a water upside down - then techno proceeds to dance in the middle of the street

    • @a-dv7uy
      @a-dv7uy Před 8 měsíci +2

      Part 2
      czcams.com/video/AsFGCyZF9N8/video.html

    • @Mark-qv4bn
      @Mark-qv4bn Před 7 měsíci +4

      He is.

    • @VincentHermes
      @VincentHermes Před 7 měsíci +29

      I dont wanna destroy dreams but there is a car which is playing the music so they follow it as it starts moving

  • @daithiocinnsealach3173
    @daithiocinnsealach3173 Před 4 měsíci +43

    A proper alpha leads and protects his people and teaches them epic dance moves.

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ Před 2 měsíci +2

    I remember watching this years ago and enjoying everything that happened in the video. All these years later its still a vibe

  • @pagman798
    @pagman798 Před 6 měsíci +912

    the second delivery guy handed him a 100 million dollar cheque from government to betray his comrades and stop the march, but he teared it into pieces unnoticeably.

    • @crowcorvinus3173
      @crowcorvinus3173 Před 6 měsíci +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Michaelas10sk8
      @Michaelas10sk8 Před 5 měsíci +10

      And then he THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

    • @foggylegg6362
      @foggylegg6362 Před 5 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Queeph
      @Queeph Před 3 měsíci

      @@Michaelas10sk8 he straight just pointed to someone while slowly lettings the ripped pieces out of his other hand lmao

    • @dfredankey
      @dfredankey Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Michaelas10sk8🔥🔥🔥 good reference

  • @user-tx5hf9zq2v
    @user-tx5hf9zq2v Před měsícem +3

    Its the fact everyone starts following him, thats a leader.

    • @RobinJames8282
      @RobinJames8282 Před 18 dny

      He was stood next to van playing music. When the van started moving, he followed it, therefore it looks like people are following him. They are not following him. They are all following the van.

  • @Allups50
    @Allups50 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Techno Viking needs to come back to bring the world hope

  • @La_sagne
    @La_sagne Před rokem +4680

    if i ever have a daughter who goes out to party now and then i hope there is always a technoviking there to protect her

    • @candyfloss184
      @candyfloss184 Před rokem +54

      I am that guy who protect and try to descalate.

    • @lorddoosworth8175
      @lorddoosworth8175 Před rokem +176

      @@candyfloss184 le knight de la white?

    • @MoyaBrennan6825
      @MoyaBrennan6825 Před rokem +25

      that black tank top guy was his boyfriend now husband

    • @TheSurviver2
      @TheSurviver2 Před rokem +17

      Techno viking is gay?

    • @reyne8424
      @reyne8424 Před rokem +62

      As a german women active in the techno and the medieval/viking scene in Germany, I can say there often is someone.

  • @angelodiberardino9498
    @angelodiberardino9498 Před 3 lety +3521

    Him first repelling the darkness, then the divine assistant offering him the sacred enchanted waters, and then the sacred dance of the light with his disciples while he shows them the way to redemption. This video is 100% perfect.

    • @mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700
      @mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700 Před 2 lety +44

      It’s like spotting a rare white spirit moose in the wilderness
      🤘🚬👽🤘

    • @SlothhhKinggg
      @SlothhhKinggg Před 2 lety +43

      I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but it sounds rad!

    • @thestormyblizzard1357
      @thestormyblizzard1357 Před 2 lety +3

      @@SlothhhKinggg The man himself!

    • @Mimzy1313
      @Mimzy1313 Před 2 lety +30

      This comment is the perfect summation of whatever the fuck is happening before my eyes.

    • @devolutionone
      @devolutionone Před 2 lety +10

      Until he sued the guy that filmed this video..

  • @madbull2360
    @madbull2360 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Technoviking you are a legend but also the cameraman who captured that moment !

  • @Lonewanderer30
    @Lonewanderer30 Před 3 měsíci +12

    This really was a different age. A blue hair that's actually fit.......🤯🤯

  • @entropy7705
    @entropy7705 Před 5 lety +3155

    He was sent by Odin to show mortals what real dance moves are.

  • @TouYubeKids
    @TouYubeKids Před 3 lety +1591

    If he slapped me without a reason, i will apologize.

    • @IvyDoesShenanigans
      @IvyDoesShenanigans Před 3 lety +32

      Nah you couldn't, cause your head would be too far away

    • @vaniapinto8214
      @vaniapinto8214 Před 3 lety +27

      I would say “Harder😌”

    • @IvyDoesShenanigans
      @IvyDoesShenanigans Před 3 lety +17

      @@vaniapinto8214 ahaiiight now we're entering "those" areas... wich means I shall run

    • @lucasle11
      @lucasle11 Před 3 lety +4

      If he slapped me, I would knock his weird ass the fuck out with a one hitter quitter

    • @DDM_08
      @DDM_08 Před 3 lety +10

      lucasle11 ok karen.

  • @CapitalCityKate
    @CapitalCityKate Před 2 měsíci +4

    Here I am again, in 2024. When the video calls, you answer.

  • @Z_RLBXY
    @Z_RLBXY Před měsícem +2

    1:24 the second you punch out on a Friday.

  • @tcmx712
    @tcmx712 Před 2 lety +3748

    Geez the late 90's and early 2000's feels like an alternate dimension now, what a crazy time

    • @njp9554
      @njp9554 Před 2 lety +165

      Best days of my life

    • @nickeyfynn3270
      @nickeyfynn3270 Před 2 lety +393

      it was the height of humanity before stupidity other wise known as WOKE stepped in.

    • @SectorSos
      @SectorSos Před 2 lety +13

      I feel Old!!!

    • @satyakisil4289
      @satyakisil4289 Před 2 lety +18

      Pax Americana, as you might say.

    • @SimoR464
      @SimoR464 Před 2 lety +5

      Say thanks to the drugs boom 💥

  • @Intreductor
    @Intreductor Před 5 lety +1923

    I could follow this guy into battle.

    • @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
      @dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 Před 5 lety +40

      A dance battle....uhntsssuhntsssuntssuhntss

    • @AnthonyFlames275
      @AnthonyFlames275 Před 5 lety +4

      We all would i think

    • @10aDowningStreet
      @10aDowningStreet Před 5 lety +29

      You would not survive battle, traveller... unless you were to acquire only the finest of potions.

    • @cacao1312
      @cacao1312 Před 5 lety +4

      Karl you cannot handle these potions traveler

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 Před 5 lety +6

      The ancients did, and so shall we

  • @paologervasi5859
    @paologervasi5859 Před 3 měsíci +3

    2024: still dancing

  • @timothydonovan5647
    @timothydonovan5647 Před měsícem +3

    Yearly checkup! Howdy folks

  • @josuevalar6465
    @josuevalar6465 Před 3 lety +4261

    The fact that it's all organically happened makes it god tier

    • @dingleberry2300
      @dingleberry2300 Před 2 lety +230

      Exactly, not like the crap on tiktok or IG now that’s so god damn staged it’s cringy

    • @andrmeda5567
      @andrmeda5567 Před 2 lety +181

      Fr props to that one random guy that pulled up w a water bottle😂

    • @SlothhhKinggg
      @SlothhhKinggg Před 2 lety +14

      @@andrmeda5567 What a mate

    • @FBarbarian
      @FBarbarian Před 2 lety +37

      There were drugs involved here, nothing organic :D

    • @cloudburstdrones
      @cloudburstdrones Před 2 lety +52

      @@FBarbarian organic chemistry

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja Před 3 lety +1005

    Whatever Technoviking told that guy, you can bet it changed his life forever.

    • @totalal4601
      @totalal4601 Před 3 lety +27

      He went home to rethink his life.

    • @ziolowsky8612
      @ziolowsky8612 Před 3 lety +10

      He told him to GO TO THE F GYM

    • @valpurgija
      @valpurgija Před 3 lety +13

      They are married now

    • @Mr_Kick_27
      @Mr_Kick_27 Před 3 lety +25

      That guy is Elon Musk now, crazy

    • @idletimerap
      @idletimerap Před 3 lety +3

      The true shame in that guy's eyes...

  • @johnnyboyjohnnyboy2652
    @johnnyboyjohnnyboy2652 Před měsícem +3

    2024.
    The legend is still alive!

  • @DreamScapeDronie
    @DreamScapeDronie Před měsícem +3

    1:19 He drank some liquid cocaine? Next he dance so fast! Wow!!!!

  • @jewishhella2481
    @jewishhella2481 Před rokem +2350

    Fun Fact:
    He's not actually dancing, he's fighting all the ghosts on the way to Valhalla surrounded by what he believes are the drums of hell.

    • @isobel2146
      @isobel2146 Před rokem +17

      Underated 😂

    • @cordrus412
      @cordrus412 Před rokem +8

      Well there is no hell in viking religion. Just either you go to Valhalla or you don't

    • @jewishhella2481
      @jewishhella2481 Před rokem +11

      @@cordrus412 thanks remind me to invite you to my next party 🙄

    • @kinsal_9308
      @kinsal_9308 Před rokem +17

      ​​@@cordrus412 may I remind you that hellheim exists within Norse mythology. It's the place where unworthy warriors were sent after their deaths. It's hell.

    • @kinsal_9308
      @kinsal_9308 Před rokem +1

      ​@@jewishhella2481 he's wrong anyway

  • @andrewlast1535
    @andrewlast1535 Před 2 lety +5010

    This video must never be lost. Humanity’s survival depends on it.

    • @dwrighte1
      @dwrighte1 Před 2 lety +28

      Amen to that brother! Amen!

    • @Ferroes
      @Ferroes Před 2 lety +29

      Were this video be lost, humanity will be plunged into a second dark age

    • @arturscabbed
      @arturscabbed Před 2 lety

      Well the sound is already gone..

    • @MikeF031
      @MikeF031 Před 2 lety

      You might be right.

    • @uraveragejohndoe2180
      @uraveragejohndoe2180 Před 2 lety +11

      If aliens ever came to earth show them this video no other video just this one

  • @justinchandler1227
    @justinchandler1227 Před 3 lety +3594

    For over 10 years now, I've watched Technoviking every Thanksgiving. Can't stop, won't stop. See you next year!

    • @artico777
      @artico777 Před 3 lety +19

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • @zer08927
      @zer08927 Před 3 lety +2

      See you next year!

    • @Yunus-hz2po
      @Yunus-hz2po Před 3 lety +1

      go outside or smthn man idk

    • @hassanali2208
      @hassanali2208 Před 3 lety

      why bro

    • @nickortiz2683
      @nickortiz2683 Před 3 lety +16

      Really? Dude this just made my fucking day. Little things like this make me remember how awesome people are. I love that you made this a part of your Thanksgiving tradition.

  • @DezterAandryl-fh1ez
    @DezterAandryl-fh1ez Před 20 dny +2

    We should all be lucky enough to have a Teknoviking in our lives.

  • @Giltr0y
    @Giltr0y Před 3 lety +2695

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He loves this trac

  • @aaronstestlab
    @aaronstestlab Před 3 lety +1287

    I wonder if anyone in the video knew they were going to be part of the world's most important historical footage.

    • @Avus86
      @Avus86 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bilbobaggins4710
      @bilbobaggins4710 Před 3 lety

      @@TheSiruncle liar

    • @TheSiruncle
      @TheSiruncle Před 3 lety +1

      @@bilbobaggins4710 cheers for that.

    • @bilbobaggins4710
      @bilbobaggins4710 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheSiruncle the war on whites is real.....we must overcome 🙋

    • @Darkane1990
      @Darkane1990 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheSiruncle That wasn't at the love parade. This much smaller parade was called fuck parade.

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues Před 6 dny +1

    there are many elements that make this pretty epic...

  • @Bobbyross6969
    @Bobbyross6969 Před měsícem +3

    Going to my first rave today. Had to get some inspiration

  • @gahhthemotha
    @gahhthemotha Před 2 lety +2512

    I love how everybody starts to follow this guy, like "now he his my leader"

    • @bobafat2082
      @bobafat2082 Před 2 lety +72

      Pretty sure it's video on some kind of parade wagon and the parade started moving again lmao

    • @davidbanner9851
      @davidbanner9851 Před 2 lety +44

      Well, we tend to follow the strong, charismatic figures. Who was going to follow the water bottle guy? 🤪

    • @leu3368
      @leu3368 Před 2 lety +6

      This is now my headcanon.

    • @PIERRE35456
      @PIERRE35456 Před 2 lety +6

      He alpha

    • @michaelmaguire1229
      @michaelmaguire1229 Před 2 lety

      I know. What pussies. I would never follow anybody.

  • @steve810
    @steve810 Před 4 lety +1770

    He had so much alpha energy that everyone started following him.

    • @blackhoodie3461
      @blackhoodie3461 Před 4 lety +4

      Fork Plays Free 🤣🤣💪🏽

    • @ALEXANDERATTACK
      @ALEXANDERATTACK Před 4 lety +18

      He is beyond them all combined

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil Před 4 lety +13

      Fork Plays Free dude, evening literally started moving forward when he starting dancing towards them xD

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 Před 4 lety +5

      Alpha asf

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 Před 4 lety +5

      More alpha than the golden one