Never Going in the Ocean Again
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The guy punching the donut actually scared me 🤣
Yeah, same!
I'm here to add to the spam bots.
@@oriantalisthow could you
@@superkirby49 sowwi I will subract from them instead. Or divide and conquer them. Just hope they don't multiply lol
Ouch to spidermans balls
Fun fact: the blue thing in question is an octopus’s broken off arm, its attaching to the person’s skin since it can be alive after its detached
Was looking for this. Only logical reason (and least terrifying one).
Creepy
@@veganaktivistenimagine being a vegan activist 💀
Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks.
@@k8vb8rms Get the hell out
For the drinks clip, I’m pretty sure it fell because other people started touching it. It was probably to help the waiter stabilize the drinks but it completely messed his balance.
I'm a waiter, people often dont realise that a small nudge or picking up the wrong drink first can fuck it all up. Random people touching it doesnt help either because they just makin unexpected adjustments to something you are already trying to correct before it falls.
@@pasta2078 Yep, people need to realize you don't touch a thing on a server's tray. The only exception is if they're holding it with two hands.
It's probably true, but the whole thing is unnecessary anyway. Just bring a single tray of drinks.
@@MichaelAW17 exactly, who are they trying to impress? was the ringmaster from the local circus there or what...
@@Boiled-Oden it is kinda fucking cool tho
That spider web is most likely a low viscosity PVA glue atomized by some kind of a spray bottle. Cheap and non-toxic fun. I guess that viscosity would have to be no higher than around 3 to 4 cP (centiPoise) - similar to milk. You could try to dilute thicker glue with water: add relatively small amounts of water and mix/shake well (too much water will most likely stop bonds forming a web). Water may also separate out after longer period of rest - just shake again. You can form some webs just by pouring a bit of PVA glue between two flat surfaces (like pieces of cardboard) and rapidly squeezing and separating them.
Edit: Ooopsie! I meant no higher than 3 to 4 Poise, which is equal to 300cP to 400cP - not typical milk which is around 100 times less viscous (at < 3cP) :P
It's hard to give examples as distinguishing viscosity within that range is not very intuitive for humans, and depends highly on composition of the substance: ketchup is ~1000+cP, olive oil ~40cP
Thanks was looking for this
We found Peter Parker's alt account, boys.
@@luckyducky7819good lord you’re right
Are you smart or something?
Ok Spider-Man thanks for teaching us! 😂
I've never understood people who find an alien lifeform in the ocean and decide "yes, that belongs on my skin, btw whats tetrodotoxin?"
Nematocysts? Never heard of ‘em
Tetrodotoxin is a sort of neurotoxin that is highly deadly. It can be found in pufferfish and stuff like that.
@thehedgehog7537 It was part of the joke but thanks for the explanation.
@@thehedgehog7537thanks for saving me a trip to google
@@thehedgehog7537yeah thanks for my sake fr fr.
The one with the grandpa asking what was wrong with the kid killed me 😂😂
I also love how the grandma just immediately went "I don't know" not even trying to look over or defend the kid, just agreeing right away
What happened to the kid is it dead?
I do not have a 20/20 vision so at first I assumed those were cats because of the sound the other kid makes that's why I always read the comments section
@@vommno hes just malfunctioning
That sleepy little baby was so cute. The fact that he could sleep like that, or be comfy like that, is ridiculous.
I'm in tears! 😂 That poor guy. He tried to keep it together about the spider donut, but he couldn't do it. That punch sent me to the floor! 😂😂😂
But it wasn't even funny..
@@hondasarefaster5914not to you…
@@discodjdj2300 no not just not funny to me, it's not funny at all. Some people would laugh at a stick..
@@hondasarefaster5914 ok
@@hondasarefaster5914 So then that stick is funny to them...
The last clip got to me. I never knew professional wiggler was something I needed in my life.
The cat grabbing its food tin back gave me stitches laughing. The fishing dog was brilliant, too.
not just brilliant but also had quite a bit of patience too! too bad it didn't pay off though
That was cat nip
@@cjohnson9211 there was also a clip of a car grabbing it's wet food back
bc it was cat nip 😁
I'm better than all of you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I think everyone wants to be held like that dog at some point during the day
Spot on ❤
That hierarchy of needs thing is what's going on in that video. If I ever need to explain it, this dog has his hierarchy of needs fulfilled.
I remember in kindergarten I’d always pretend to stay asleep when my mom woke me up for school so she’d have to carry me to the dinner table for breakfast
It’s been many years I have yet to be held like that again
I have a fishing channel. Help me stop roofing for a living and make fishing content full time
its just somebody holding a dog, pretty much anyone that owns a dog around the same size or smaller could make this video
I wish the guy at 0:40 so much peace and love!!! And I hope the guy filming at 1:27 is ok from the tee flying backwards!!! Be safe and well out there everyone!!!
cornball
That poor Dunkin guy is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen in all the day.
As a waiter, the guy dropping the drinks made my heart skip a beat
Epic party foul
Why do waiters use such risky technics though?
My reaction to that was like Bluto from Animal House when they dropped the case of Whiskey.
You think that looks bad as a waiter. I worked as a cleaner, that makes my heart sink!!?!
Don't worry, it probably came out of his wages
Friendly reminder that you need to be careful where you collect seawater from to harvest sea salt. Boiling kills most microbes but there are plenty of things in the sea that boiling won’t remove, destroy, or otherwise render inert.
A general rule of thumb is if it’s not safe to eat the fish or shellfish from the area, don’t harvest the water. Check to see if there are any area where fishing is banned due to contamination before you do this.
It will likely also contain microplastics now.
@@scrubjay93 My thoughts exactly.
Also potentially radiation, esp. off E. Japan or areas of No. America West Coast.
I was thinking the same thing. Most sea salt is mined from salt deposits in rock.
Yep. And so many more salts than just "table salt", even in water safe for fishing.
1:02 That's cute. Fish do indeed love bread for whatever reason
Thanks for the dose!
As someone who unfortunately cannot breathe underwater, I see this as a big win.
Someday we're going to find a whole other race of humans at the bottom of the ocean 😂
Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
@@OfficerBMT No one cares 😂
Imagine wanting to go to the beach after seeing more and more disgusting/creepy life forms from the ocean.
oil
fool, become a fish
That cat went for the catnip like it had been waiting for that high for months 😂
Yeah, catnip
@@temchak Yes, that it is indeed catnip. Meowijuana is a brand of catnip.
Rewound the spider donut clip 10xs and laughed harder every time I watched it again! 😂
Okay, those grandparents and grandkids?!?
I definitely NEED MORE 😂😂😂
2:32
We finally found the human Squidward.
from the end of the old spongebob movie
Fr
He do be looking like a failed indie artist
Hey, I studied those yesterday! They’re called Platyhelminthes Turbellaria. A type of flatworm. Depending on the species they CAN be dangerous.
is the one in the clip dangerous?
@@ledom995 It's blue so if i had to guess I would guess yes.
Perry the Platyhelminthes Turbellaria?!?
-Doof
Looks like a detached octopus tentacle 🧐
I thought it was the portugese man o war
That first guy really just became venom...
2:22 That dog is living every mans dream..
“He’s been fed, he’s been out. There’s nothing on his list of needs except this. He needs to be held.”
I felt that on a visceral level.
I was looking for this comment🥲
That dog looks like he is smiling.
I need that, too!!!😢😢😢😢😢
All the need to be held people ENTER THE CHAT. Lets take our names phone numbers addresses. Get the dates going.
@@benhail3624 eh, that may not go well.
1:05
The fishes were for real like "Something's fishy 'round here..."
“…maybe it’s just me”
You guys are amazing! 🤩 Thanks for sharing!
0:13 "Uwah... Ay grabe" bro's Filipino LMFAO
1:47 the fish whisperer
I'm the 69th Liker
fishperer
@@bounceystevenever say that ever again
The dog being a fisherman was my most favorite. Love these videos ❤
Ddoi is better than yall
If y’all were better then you would have more subscribers.
@@kashskitchen7178 bro i have 13 billion subscribers wdym ❗❗
@@CrewmateComplexXPyou swallow daily loads from daily dose.
@@OfficerBMT You are a loser (If you say first warning you're gay)
that cat was like GIMME THAT STUFF
That dog had 200 IQ 🎣🧠
2:18 "whoever's doing the paint job should've gone to college"
try elementary school!
They must’ve hired a marine either They’re trying to play a prank or somebody’s been eating purple crayons again
Maybe he's dyslexic
I'm not even afraid of spiders and 0:46 scared me lol
I have arachnophobia and that vid is definitely fake, if he actually had arachnophobia then he wouldn’t have tried touching/smashing it with his bare hands
@@DarkFlames42he could have a different reaction
@@guts2048 that’s so unlikely. If you’re actually scared of spiders or just anything in general then your first instinct is to get as far away from it as possible, not to touch it/get closer to it
You just got jumpscared by the moron punching the donut.
@@DarkFlames42 I mean I kinda have a it's not really a phobia but just a hate for cockroaches so whenever I see them I punch them and break my damn knuckles, but maybe he's faking it you never know with the internet
1:48 This is my family when someone looks at them the wrong way 😂
To the guy painting the Army parking spaces, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
2:26 Why does that dog look so smirk like what he do
As a guy with no bones, i truly feel for the last guy
dude was emoting
@@chairgerXD
Luffy?
he turned into squidward
0:30 “Caterpie! Use string shot!”
That chef was literally firebending. That was actually the coolest thing I have ever seen
poor dude I hope he finds his bones 💗
poor guy :(
I thought he said balls before LOL
@@Chez09sbased!
@@Chez09sMaybe that's the way he reacts when he gets kicked in the balls
I don’t think letting something crawl onto your arm when the only way someone can describe it is just “something from the Ocean,” that’s probably a terrible idea lol
^ Ignore it people, don’t feed it the attention it wants.
I don't think you read that sentence before you posted it.
I had a stroke reading that
@@Erik_Ochoa013 It's a bot. Just report it.
@@EA-nq6su there, I added a comma, honey, don’t worry big bad grammar won’t hurt you no more, kissy kissy 💜 😘
"Whats wrong with this kid?" I DIED💀
1:24 : "Hey‚ it's chowing down the camera!"
0:55 Thanks for the fishing tip, I never liked rods anyway.
what did rod ever do to you?
@@sexy_sealit happened in September of 1985, something unimaginable, devastating, horrible...
0:28 this is literally what we all wanted as kids but instead got the dollar store silly string kind. This definitely has a market, i would buy one in a heart beat
Nice your the 696th commenter
@@fiszicx whats the significance in that?
@@OshineTheOranguTANK its cool
I wanted one of those silly string spider man web shooters so much as a kid. Seeing that web shooter he made? Oh yeah. Take my money.
@@stugglefuggle8673 I think I got one of them, then wore around the empty one for like a year lmao. that was legit the coolest toy as a kid, even with silly string, but this is a whole different level. I feel like with how efficient that webbing was it could find some type of niche application. Idk maybe im readin too far into it
1:13 Bro: What's wrong with this kid?
EPIC LINE!
Dude at the start found a type of Venom symbiote
1:58 Now this is why you don’t drink seawater ☠️
i’m gonna overdose on internet if he keeps posting these bangers!
DONT TALK TO OFFICERBMT, ITS A BOT AND IF YOU HARASS IT WONT DO ANYTHING.
So much dose! 😁
So many bots smh
@@KK47Kielfor real
overdose of internet
The just died and was laying on his lap face down 😂
That dog is fishing better than me
1:20 Damn! That goat is a mehhhnace
Isn’t that a cow?
@@paulpichlerit a goat cow
2:06 Didn't see that one coming...
The thing that scares me is he didn’t say no one was hurt
That guy with no bones was in Romanian got Talent last season
jesus christ that cat snatched that catnip viciously
0:37 we found our Spiderman
Vegans: "My dog is vegan too, he likes kale!"
The dog: *learns how to fish*
wha..?
@@DallePics Let me be the person that explains the joke as you're the person who didn't get it. OP is referring to how vegans will sometimes try to force their pets into veganism despite their carnivorous nature, a funny example can be found on a morning television show clip that was viral on CZcams where a woman had gone to do an interview with her dog about how great veganism is for both of them, so the show hosts brought out 2 bowls of food, one with mean and one with plants, and decided to let the dog decide. Of course, the vegan was sure that the dog would choose the plants, but also of course, the rest of the world knew the dog would choose the meat, and it did. OP's comment is a popular joke related to instances like this that play on the idea that the pets of vegans will do anything to not be vegan despite their owner's insistence that the pets are happy. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
@@mateofamate1387 Well Said.
Oh yeah, I've seen that kind of thing. A lot of the times the "extremist" vegans are decoys who do ridiculously stupid things to try and make veganism look bad to the 'mainstream' and keep people buying meat & dairy. The reality is that most vegans are pretty chill and simply don't want to fund or consume from a system where animals are completely demoralised, terrorised and brutalised their entire existence before being murdered and butchered in some shit hole slaughterhouse by a low IQ, animal abusing degenerate. @@mateofamate1387
@@mateofamate1387Thank you Peter Griffin
That cat was goin Scarface mode
The contended smile on the poodles' face @2:23
If you are curious, that “thing” on the guys arm in the beginning is a departed octopus arm. When an octopus loses an arm, it still works and wiggles for around 5-20 minutes so this is very lucky, or unlucky, I’ll let you decide.
Thanks I was scrolling for quite a while looking for a comment about that it’s like everyone’s talking about everything else lol
@@squoshi307 huh, thats cool
while i can believe that...well...to put it simply, i trust wikipedia more than i trust quora (and im aware of the many issues both have)
Really? I saw another comment that said it was a species of flatworm called Platyhelminthes turbellaria.
Yeah, I'm inclined to think it's Platyhelminthes Turbellaria as well, because it really seems to be crawling inchworm-style, which an octopus tentacle probably wouldn't do. And it's also blue, which is an unusual color for octopi. Really cool to learn this about octopus tentacles though! That's freaky.
It does look alike to a flatworm but you can see the suction cups on the bottom
Kudos to the donuts guy. It's not easy to handle a phobia like that.
i dont get that clip at all 8[ he just punched a donut, right ?
@@dariosusu1529 he apparently has severe arachnophobia, and his job requires to make a donut with a design of a spider. Once the design is complete he looks scared to grad it gently... so... the punch.
Remember that a phobia is basically an irrational fear of something and it can be veeeery hard to handle without professional help.
Well... that smashed donut certainly wouldn't call that "good phobia handle" behavior 💀
@@King_Andrew he did what was needed to have the job done lol
@@davidquezada2116 he did what was needed to have views
That dude was straight up firebending.
2:33
My uncle when his monitor finally turns on
Knew what was coming in the donut clip and still burst out laughing ahaha
Got my Spidey senses, err, tingling let's say lmao ;)
if he leave the octopus it will grow back and transform him to another octopus and both embark a fathomless oceanic journey to the beyond.
That spider on the donut looks damn near real
@@theskicker8856I *wish* spiders would look like that--then they wouldn't seem so creepy. But then, maybe it's better they don't look like food, lest someone accidentally try to eat one and get bitten.
@@zoyadulzura7490 their creepy no matter what lol
0:43 he’s braver than me, I would’ve just ran away
Random sea creature: evolves deadly venom over millions of years.
Human: lemme touch it
Looks like a detached octopus tentacle still spazzing out to me
2:15 the lowest bidder isn't always the best choice
1:11 Pierce Hawthorne ?
That last clip was terrifying but mesmerizing at the same time
The cow be like:There's nothing to see so shoo shoo don't disturb.
1:27 I'm not one who usually gets jump scared by these videos, but this caught me super off guard and I literally threw my phone lmao.
LMAO
0:33 take all my money I need that rn
I can stay all day shooting little webs in a spider man web shooter and I would be happy AS FU-
That goat was trying to give us a message, that love is in the air.
Bro was fusing with the symbiote 💀
That cat took one sniff and said, “GIMME” 😂
Catnip's a hell of a drug.
@@ryanbauer3680 Funny thing is, the bottle is labeled "Meowijuana", lol.
0:15 That cat knew what was up
faded cat🗿
the spider doughnut bit genuinely scared me
“wah… ay grabe” most panicked reaction ever 💀 i’d be making a cuss-storm if that thing latched unto me
You always close with the most bizarre stuff, and it leaves me in confusion every time, but I love it. Thank you daily dose for everything you do.
And I add this reply to myself: the world would be not such a cool place without my daily dose of Internet.
@@jamesarnette1394 WHERE DOES HE EVEN FIND THESE VIDEOS
@@Reckrek Most of them on Reddit. But he also has a crew of people that work for him that scour the internet for them.
1:51 I also did that once with my brother when we were in croatia
I can hear Jordan doing his little dance throwing an object saying “well Nooo!, come here come closer too close…” after seeing this ocean thingy
I love all the animal content in this episode!
no
Animals are unpredictable. They can attack anytime. Millions die by dog attack. every year.
Isn't it all somehow so perfect?😊
your attempt to get attention is so fucking shameless@@CrewmateComplexXP
Bot?
I feel bad for the waiter, imagine the stickiness😔
@k8vb8rms your such a great guy ☻
The waiter probably had it too until other people started touching it.
@@person946 yah, people Think they are helping. guy probably does it all the time.
@CrewmateComplexXP we meet again, bot.
@@KaraKobold Exactly. He took on that task knowing what he was doing and then other people started "helping" him and then he dropped it bc they tipped out out of balance.
that last guy is definitely something id see in my dreams as a silhouette
1:57 For anyone who wants to make full crystals:
Once you see the salt begin to separate from the water, you want to turn off the heat and move the pan to a place in direct sunlight and good airflow, preferably a windowsill.
Leave it there for up to a week and you will have crystals formed on the pan. Just scrape off and you're chilling.
0:03 I dont think we need to find life anywhere else in space, Earth is weird enough as it is. 😑
imagine how weird those outer space creatures 💀
(of course if they're actually exist)
@@6_Apeironno they don’t, however. I do wonder what that creature was.
@@SquarelMLGWe're obviously not the only planet with life. There are way too many galaxies.
@@SquarelMLG they definitely exist. the universe is infinite. it's statistically impossible that ours is the only planet where life evolved. NASA has identified tons of planets that exist in the habitable zone where life could develop, and there's a planet that's giving off detectable levels of CO2 and methane. These planets are just so many light years away that I doubt we can become technologically advanced enough to reach them before our species goes extinct. It may not even be possible.
1:13 ' what's wrong with this kid?' LMAO, I want to be a grandparent like him when I'm old 😂
that cat knew what he was doing
The last guy always SPEDS UP his squidward dance videos.
“this poor guy doesn’t have any bones in his body”
but he seems to be vibing pretty much fine to me
well no soliod caulcauim carbonnate bones but they still got a skieleton but its just mostly cartallage like a shark or a fish's skektion. they are just born and bulit diffrent from a genetic mutaion that prefents the skikiton from harding into soliod calsuim bones. but that doent nean they still got a skikiton made out of pure cartaglage bascly. they are just far more felxabe but are. far more vunable to blunt impacts that can cause much more damage then normal.
@@ashtiboy ohhh thanks!
also all humasn skikiton are orngaly just made out of cartalage and not sliod bones when we are newborns. its just in this case the gene that bascly caused calisfaction just wasn't fliped on in this case. thye bascly got a skikton like a shark bascly its all cartgale in there. but that dosnt mean they don't got a skull made out of pure cartlage plates like how we are organly when we are newborns when we are a few monuths old. its just this person just didn't get the gene that has the cartlage calsfaction switched on at all. but they be like still has a skiliton but its just WHOOPS ALL CARTLAGE. but at ltest they can get any brakes or fractures in there skikiton to heal far far faster beacue they don't have too worroy about the very slow recalsfcation prosses bascly. also not only that they will never get oseroprosess beacue they got no sliod calsuim carbonnate bone srcutre for oseroprsses to leach calasuim from in the first place.
I always feel so sorry for people who spill things like that....
I feel sorry for them being that stupid in the first place.
@@heathb4319 -Yes you have never made any mistakes. How enviable.
@@projektkobra2247That isnt a mistake...it is an expensive and silly stunt that now has glass shards everywhere in a public place that is crowded.
You can't fix stupid.
Heath is right, one person carrying 100 drinks is ridiculous. They shouldn't run their bar like a three stooges skit if they want to function.
@@TomatoKing1817 -Well its a stunt...dinner-theatre...the possibility of massive failure is part of the show....Still feel bad.
the guy punching the donut actually scared me and then I flinched real bad with the golf clip. twice i've been got!
2:07 that guy who helped him become more sad lmao
1:55 Sun drying the water also works, I've done it multiple times as a kid. Althought, I've never ate the salt.
I wonder how many attempts it took for him to say "This poor guy doesn't have any bones in his body" without cracking up lol
You can always record from the script without looking directly at the bit. For clips like this i cant imagine anyone being able to record while watching it lol
thats true I didnt think of that lol @@Vincer
1:03
“Fred look it’s okay!”
“Idk about that”
“look-“
“FRED!!”
"There are plenty of fish in the ocean!" Me: 1:45
0:09 me calmly thinking “oh thank god we don’t have that in the philippines!”
and then the person spoke in filipino… 💀
edit: ok i’ve read a comment that said it was a severed octopus tentacle. phew
But it moved, unless severed octopus tentacles can move on their own which is creepy enough as it is
it isn't some slug?
@@exwa1300they can
All I heard was "Woa, It grab me"
@@exwa1300yes they can move