Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #9

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  • @DigitalNuggets
    @DigitalNuggets Před 5 lety +10115

    "You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?" **Cuts to two Chinese boys that are actually on TV**

    • @dalenetstephanus9871
      @dalenetstephanus9871 Před 5 lety +203

      Loved it. So smart!

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s Před 5 lety +150

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast Před 5 lety +50

      I wish one of her sons were girls. Technically they should have put Ian Chen in a wig to play as their daughter, Erica.

    • @SkidmoreTx
      @SkidmoreTx Před 5 lety +5

      I didn’t catch on that 😂

    • @DelliumM8
      @DelliumM8 Před 5 lety +9

      Omg I read this at the same time it was happening on the video

  • @scikick
    @scikick Před 5 lety +7201

    "They need to get used to being unemployed!" SAVAGE!!

  • @jasonle520
    @jasonle520 Před 5 lety +7404

    You skipped the best line from that episode “We already have after school activities, they’re called jobs.” -Jessica

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 Před 5 lety +167

      That's what i wanna say to every annoying teachers who just interfering our lives : we got job to do.

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast Před 5 lety +14

      Jobs can happen morning. I remember towards the end of my junior year in college, I had to work nine hour shifts over the weekdays in fast food. 6 am-3 pm shifts. Opening was a pain in the ass as you had to do the whole setup in under an hour when it was just you and some other coworker alone.

    • @bookwormidaho321
      @bookwormidaho321 Před 5 lety +50

      My mother says that outright to all of my siblings teachers who pressure them into volunteering. Both folks work 12+ hours per shifts and even had to send me, the older sibling, into parent teacher meetings when they couldn’t come. My mother always says “ the only way I’m willing to come to these during my busy schedule is if it is in any attendance guidelines or if I’m able to shell out money for a private school education”. I get that educators want parents more involved in kids education and I respect that, but don’t go making parents feel like crap when they can’t volunteer or donate money at all. Hardly any parent can survive on a single income these days.

    • @sara1coco
      @sara1coco Před 5 lety +25

      @@bookwormidaho321 tbvh I am quite surprised this is even a thing in America, knowing my mother she would've said "it's your job, not mine. you get payed for it and have 4 months of vacation" and left.

    • @riribiah1277
      @riribiah1277 Před 5 lety +12

      @@sara1coco so very true. So the teachers THINK the parents have no life besides taking care of kids? Also I've been to a school where the school makes the parents compete against each other of who's the best parent... Like the f%*k. I'm the oldest as well, so I would constantly have to go and talk to the teachers and staff about my younger siblings.

  • @meepmeep749
    @meepmeep749 Před 4 lety +1353

    The best part about this is probably that if the dad had been in charge of the play and the mom had been hosting basketball you know they would've done well.

    • @raima6877
      @raima6877 Před 3 lety +35

      Fr 😂

    • @justbamsy9285
      @justbamsy9285 Před 2 lety +1

      .ehcuod a gnieb pots dluow hcaoc rehto taht fi osla tuB .gnorw ton ruoy ,naem I

  • @munchies8688
    @munchies8688 Před 5 lety +2813

    "woof woof"
    "meow"
    *AW HELLL NA*

  • @kawtharbakhach5848
    @kawtharbakhach5848 Před 5 lety +3453

    _if they wanna be actors so bad they should get used to being unemployed_

    • @Matthew-tj6rz
      @Matthew-tj6rz Před 5 lety +6

      Kawthar Bakhach 69 likes

    • @shivyasharma825
      @shivyasharma825 Před 4 lety +12

      Facts

    • @moonyoongi9537
      @moonyoongi9537 Před 4 lety +39

      this show's fourth wall breaks are genius. right up there with gumball, spongebob, and chowder.

    • @thanhphan2374
      @thanhphan2374 Před 3 lety +6

      @@moonyoongi9537 how exactly is that line a fourth wall break though? Sorry I genuinely don't understand.

    • @VeryFairygirl14
      @VeryFairygirl14 Před 3 lety +4

      Savage

  • @janesalminnavarro1644
    @janesalminnavarro1644 Před 5 lety +1899

    "China, the birthplace of kung fu, china, the gunpowder, the compass, gambling. CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!" *proceeds to get chicken feet* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jinxiejae
      @jinxiejae Před 4 lety +8

      Pasta ...china

    • @PracticaProphetica
      @PracticaProphetica Před 4 lety +8

      @Erasing The Future We never ate them (I'm not Chinese), but when I was young, I took one to school and pulled on the tendons to make the claw open and close. Freaked out the girls!

    • @LandShades
      @LandShades Před 3 lety +5

      Chicken feet tastes amazing

    • @Rocken2023
      @Rocken2023 Před 3 lety

      gambling!haha~yeah! That's fxxking China! 😂

    • @Ella-gb7no
      @Ella-gb7no Před 3 lety

      @@LandShades yesss like the ones from dim sum

  • @kevlob1525
    @kevlob1525 Před 5 lety +1064

    "Brian?" "Topanga?" Lmfaooo
    The ending tho 😂😂😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 5 lety +12

      How did that turn out?

    • @mrgoober8805
      @mrgoober8805 Před 3 lety +12

      @@priscillajimenez27 like the fourteen other boyfriend she had. In heartbreak. She a player.

    • @ori407
      @ori407 Před 2 lety +2

      ay Translate this

  • @ninidear2424
    @ninidear2424 Před 5 lety +2981

    “Why are you dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter?”
    I mean..why wouldn’t you? Chun Li is superior

    • @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898
      @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898 Před 5 lety +39

      Chun Li rules. She really does.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy Před 5 lety +16

      I can really see her tummy in that Chun li costume, funny how she was trying to cover it with that dish she was holding.

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 Před 5 lety +3

      Karis McConnell She's a queen

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 Před 5 lety +2

      PsyQoBoy Oof😂😂

    • @tibblesss
      @tibblesss Před 5 lety +1

      yeah everyone else is beta

  • @j5803
    @j5803 Před 5 lety +4746

    but when she died SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS

  • @L1L0
    @L1L0 Před 5 lety +1688

    -You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?
    * kids look into the camera like in The Office *

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 Před 5 lety +396

    “Janet Yi isn’t dead...”
    “WELL SOMEONE IS!!”

  • @hirozuki
    @hirozuki Před 5 lety +1585

    "Eddie, what's Buddhism? Orange chicken! "

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su Před 5 lety

      Randoxx T nope they aren’t (also I just realized this comment was from a month ago)

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su Před 5 lety

      Randoxx T yeah they’re playing Buddhist Chinese

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 Před 5 lety +6

      HERO-ZUKI LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That was my favorite part. Her delivery was on point!!!

  • @toukyang4457
    @toukyang4457 Před 5 lety +486

    And Janet yee had three horses, graduated in Harvard to become an assistant DA, and ultimately...she died in a plane crash.....BUT WHEN SHE DIED, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS
    👏LIKE A BOSS👏

  • @ArobR-gu9fn
    @ArobR-gu9fn Před 5 lety +367

    “Eddies what’s Buddhism”
    “Oraangee Chicken”

  • @stacy2550
    @stacy2550 Před 5 lety +2008

    A white African where's our Chinese Jamaican lmaoo

    • @isuekegrayham
      @isuekegrayham Před 5 lety +70

      Lol there really are Chinese Jamaican

    • @sayrv7394
      @sayrv7394 Před 5 lety +51

      @@isuekegrayham as there are white Africans

    • @Laikenwilliams
      @Laikenwilliams Před 5 lety +49

      As a Jamaican mixed with Chinese.... I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

    • @zeytelaloi
      @zeytelaloi Před 5 lety +4

      Like Tyson Beckford.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Jamaicans

    • @CherryBlossomChaos
      @CherryBlossomChaos Před 5 lety +3

      Laiken williams You really talented at art

  • @kerrysun2647
    @kerrysun2647 Před 5 lety +333

    That grandma is dope.

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer Před 4 lety +152

    "If they want to become an actor, they should get used to be unemployed."
    😂

  • @ellamills4978
    @ellamills4978 Před 5 lety +272

    "When she died she was in first class, thats the boss!!!" total mood

  • @bellszhou1307
    @bellszhou1307 Před 5 lety +383

    The irony tho, in "You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV? "

    • @lenilav
      @lenilav Před 5 lety +2

      @@JustSimpleJenny Well in China there is plenty of Chinese boy's on TV.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 Před 4 lety +1

      Lena Lav well, aren’t you a bright one?

    • @steflondon88
      @steflondon88 Před 4 lety +2

      pretty sure that was on purpose.

    • @Ky0Mii
      @Ky0Mii Před 4 lety +2

      Yeh it was a meta joke.

    • @jonathanng138
      @jonathanng138 Před 4 lety

      @@lenilav fck me I hate running man

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 Před 5 lety +148

    “No that’s how we end up with grandkids named Bitsy!!”

  • @cebonobetsiki8101
    @cebonobetsiki8101 Před 4 lety +59

    "Acting: A cautionary tale" 😂😂😂

  • @StaticImpulse21
    @StaticImpulse21 Před 5 lety +213

    I don’t think it was their intent when the show originally started but the mom definitely took over as the main attraction of the show hahaha she’s hilarious. I bet they started writing her in way more than she originally was supposed to be

    • @kh884488
      @kh884488 Před 2 lety +28

      Jessica steals the show. She's a complete control freak, but she's hilarious.

    • @roxane7374
      @roxane7374 Před 2 lety +11

      @@kh884488 and hot

  • @jamesge3813
    @jamesge3813 Před 5 lety +250

    3:33 "Wow! Two shooting stars!"
    Took me like 5 minutes of replaying that to remotely understand her

    • @uttie4795
      @uttie4795 Před 5 lety +6

      James Ge I thought she said "Two twinning stars" lol

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 5 lety

      Why didn't she just have a role with no lines?

  • @ransherman1611
    @ransherman1611 Před 5 lety +919

    the first scene represents an annoying yet sadly realistic case. there are schools who are like that, do they know what the words "volunteer" and "donate" means?

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 Před 4 lety +46

      Ran Sherman volunteer means I do hardwork without paid. Donate means I waste my money on worthless things.

    • @carlosdaudt88
      @carlosdaudt88 Před 4 lety

      Ran Sherman

  • @steflondon88
    @steflondon88 Před 4 lety +50

    "JUST DO IT?!" - "JUST MADE IT" ... LOL, these writers are awesome.

  • @Fishroads
    @Fishroads Před 5 lety +542

    CHINA CHINA CHINA, laughed so hard

  • @lyzcabrera5216
    @lyzcabrera5216 Před 3 lety +20

    “You can donate money”
    “How do we volunteer?”
    Literally my Mexican mom ✋🏽😭

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk Před 5 lety +4026

    American schools demand their parents to participate? Ugh.

    • @clarekoesters3031
      @clarekoesters3031 Před 5 lety +627

      123haninhk No, it’s a joke. They are exaggerating because of the pressure put on parents to volunteer in some areas but it’s not compulsory.

    • @1914buttercup
      @1914buttercup Před 5 lety +16

      My middle school dis

    • @gregoryrodriguez5621
      @gregoryrodriguez5621 Před 5 lety +20

      Not in Nyc

    • @kylieburg942
      @kylieburg942 Před 5 lety +90

      No they don’t. I don’t think it happens anywhere in America, just in some small parts. The schools just put out the options and if you don’t want to participate you don’t have to.

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise Před 5 lety +46

      Kylie Burg How could you possibly say no where in America did. My grade school did. My family were the only Asians in a white suburb and much like the show my parents hated participating.

  • @omegacon4
    @omegacon4 Před 5 lety +90

    "China! China! China!" is right up there with "China numbah one!" while playing PUBG.

  • @erisa8407
    @erisa8407 Před 3 lety +38

    "When she died she was flying FIRST CLASS! THAT'S A BOSS!!" SKSKSKSKSKSSKSKS CONSTANCE OMF 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lrrfromomicronpersei8230
    @lrrfromomicronpersei8230 Před 5 lety +371

    -Just do it-
    *JUST MADE IT!!* *CHINA*

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila Před 5 lety

      Fuck commies

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 Před 5 lety +1

      Madina Pinkerton lol

    • @bound2646
      @bound2646 Před 4 lety +2

      China is proud of the their labors getting deprived in sweat factories. Lol jokes

  • @dhraugr
    @dhraugr Před 5 lety +81

    "Janet didn't die"
    "WELL SOMEONE DID"
    True very true

  • @TwistedAdventures42
    @TwistedAdventures42 Před 3 lety +76

    I love Constance Wu! She's so good at everything she does!

  • @thatguy5000
    @thatguy5000 Před 5 lety +39

    “Ah hell no” that gets me so much 😂😂

  • @honey7565
    @honey7565 Před 5 lety +75

    "eddie what's buddhism?"
    "orange chicken"

  • @Chocolate-gb2zk
    @Chocolate-gb2zk Před 5 lety +19

    The ending when the kid and the grandma was talking had me weak😭😭

  • @bakedflan2155
    @bakedflan2155 Před 3 lety +13

    “That’s how you end up with grandkids named Betsy.” 😂

  • @rio-iw6hr
    @rio-iw6hr Před 5 lety +59

    8:04 HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @ForeverSweetx3
    @ForeverSweetx3 Před 5 lety +87

    Jessica is a crazy! So relatable. 😭 Wish I could find a Louis. 😊

  • @fme008
    @fme008 Před 3 lety +8

    1:07 the kid in the background holding 2 basketballs on his chest... 😂😂😂

  • @kaylapham2170
    @kaylapham2170 Před 5 lety +173

    This is Topanga🤣

  • @sarkramer9672
    @sarkramer9672 Před 3 lety +26

    It makes me happy to see Jimmy Woo has a family outside of Westview, New Jersey

  • @mr.mrs.hc-r5814
    @mr.mrs.hc-r5814 Před 3 lety +7

    But the way she died was in first-class like a BOSS! Jena Yee didn't die. I know someone did!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jarrettwhipple8141
    @jarrettwhipple8141 Před 5 lety +19

    “This is Topanga”😂

  • @pershop4950
    @pershop4950 Před 3 lety +12

    Every episode has so many funny moments.

  • @Thomas-if7te
    @Thomas-if7te Před 5 lety +6

    All the scenes with the girl with the lisp are amazing 😂

  • @thecollectivegamer3600
    @thecollectivegamer3600 Před 4 lety +4

    5:24 CHINA CHINA CHINA! She goes from pure chonese rage to the perfect chinese mom in less than a second 🤣

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 Před 5 lety +60

    ok, that last part was hilarious

  • @ItsThomasGabriel
    @ItsThomasGabriel Před 5 lety +14

    Evan's scream when he saw the chicken feet 😂

  • @taehyfilter7889
    @taehyfilter7889 Před 4 lety +5

    omg the ending tho.. ryan and the grandma 🤣🤣 the grandma is my favorite!

  • @danmatasa6648
    @danmatasa6648 Před 5 lety +7

    “shoes in the house from
    now on” 😂

  • @uglyography.
    @uglyography. Před 5 lety +7

    "It's what you haven't do" *scaredly confused face*

  • @dfdddfressd
    @dfdddfressd Před 4 lety +14

    “If they want to be actors so bad they have to get used to being unemployed”
    DAMN

  • @Lxser-kk8ej
    @Lxser-kk8ej Před 3 lety +8

    Jessica: *drops Mac and cheese with bacon bits
    Me: YOU DID NOT -

  • @miyachinen2366
    @miyachinen2366 Před 3 lety +9

    All l’m doing is admiring the mum’s hair 😂

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 Před 3 lety +3

    "Acting"
    something that doesnt require preparation and hardwork...
    LMAO 😂😂

  • @random_commenter6904
    @random_commenter6904 Před 3 lety +4

    Louis: SHOES IN THE HOUSE
    Me: *holding a baseball bat* take off your shoes now

  • @doungbunhak5154
    @doungbunhak5154 Před 4 lety +3

    Oh man the mom is funniest one ever🤣🤣.

  • @kilianbelahcene1712
    @kilianbelahcene1712 Před 5 lety +23

    2:11 that was the most adorable thing I have ever seen

  • @zephaniahdejene1746
    @zephaniahdejene1746 Před 2 lety +2

    "Using every part of a chicken like a meat wizard"
    African mom's: allow us to introduce our selfs.

  • @JasonDelarosa2000
    @JasonDelarosa2000 Před 3 lety +3

    This would be a *PERFECT* addition to Disney Channel's nighttime block!

  • @tomaf
    @tomaf Před 5 lety +21

    They also had a bit about macaroni and cheese on "Crazy Rich Asians"

  • @williamkailantrophy7879
    @williamkailantrophy7879 Před 5 lety +9

    And Janet Yee had 3 horses and she went to Harvard and became an assistant DA and ultimately she died in a plane crash but when she died, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS LIKE. A. BOSS!

  • @arnavjoshi5913
    @arnavjoshi5913 Před 4 lety +5

    I had a violent full body reaction to the sight of perfectly good Mac and cheese on the floor

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 Před 3 lety +1

      I was focused on that one mac that landed on her feet.

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Před 3 lety +8

    5:29 The kids reaction to chicken feet is hilarious.

  • @darealstarz
    @darealstarz Před 4 lety +3

    „I‘m just a chipwich eating american couch lady.“ I love her!

  • @alyssechen4745
    @alyssechen4745 Před 4 lety +9

    Constance, my forever favorite😂

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 Před 5 lety +159

    Heh, she's hot dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter.

  • @hmayat.3389
    @hmayat.3389 Před 5 lety +48

    Just do it.
    Just MADE IT...IN CHINA
    lol I remember 90% of the products I bought

  • @tongandeathgrip901
    @tongandeathgrip901 Před 5 lety +17

    That Chun li part, so pretty

  • @ravenrhyme4783
    @ravenrhyme4783 Před 5 lety +7

    "Oh, hell, no!" Haha love that

  • @fwaakUmean
    @fwaakUmean Před 3 lety +2

    What did she said..?
    "Nobody knows"
    😂😄

  • @jimmyprantalos6482
    @jimmyprantalos6482 Před 4 lety +15

    hands down one of the best shows of the 21st century. top 5. The mom and Grandmom make the show

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen Před 4 lety +5

    @ 2:39 “and the clitoris”
    😂😂😂

  • @ebonyloveivory
    @ebonyloveivory Před 5 lety +10

    Honestly it was the school's fault for getting Jessica involved hahahahaha they would have one less problem lmaooooo

  • @smeminem1258
    @smeminem1258 Před 5 lety +9

    7:52 the kid low-key flexed sweatshops

  • @FMRA46
    @FMRA46 Před 4 lety +6

    No, that's how we end up with a granddaughter named bitsy. This woman in a legend🤣

  • @ao7521
    @ao7521 Před 4 lety +6

    when jessica started with the glitter horse i honestly felt emotional

  • @denistuohy2535
    @denistuohy2535 Před rokem +2

    6:21 best part of the series
    “0range chickkkken”

  • @mrcleanxreader9390
    @mrcleanxreader9390 Před 5 lety +12

    3:32 To those wondering what she said, she said "Whoa! 2 shooting stars!"

  • @timmifermanich8164
    @timmifermanich8164 Před 3 lety +1

    “What did she say?” “Nobody knows.” LMAOO

  • @selenaromanoff6302
    @selenaromanoff6302 Před 4 lety +5

    0:46 my mom's reaction to a really boring and childish dance that my teacher made up so we can perform it for the winter concert

  • @rogermartinez649
    @rogermartinez649 Před 3 lety +1

    "Just do it. Just made it" lol

  • @user-zx5js1xc1l
    @user-zx5js1xc1l Před 3 lety +9

    We need this show back

  • @user-sf1pf3vg6b
    @user-sf1pf3vg6b Před 5 lety +6

    Unicorn girl with lisp: Wow 2 shooting stars

  •  Před 5 lety +9

    0:33 fourth wall break!

  • @Bims-t5b
    @Bims-t5b Před měsícem

    The scene where Jessica drops the Mac n cheese all I can think of is “didn’t they think of all the work to clean that up”

  • @Miumiu0404
    @Miumiu0404 Před 5 lety +5

    5:30 omg Evan’s scream 😂 😂 😂

  • @DanleyNuksGoneFishn
    @DanleyNuksGoneFishn Před 3 lety +3

    0:32 watching this on TV was gold

  • @foreverrandombeep6303
    @foreverrandombeep6303 Před 3 lety +2

    I just realized this and it took me ages grandma is from freaky fridayyyy

  • @JamesDang10
    @JamesDang10 Před 2 lety +5

    1:15 anyone catch that he holds the whistle differently

  • @r.b_7875
    @r.b_7875 Před 5 lety +6

    The ending ohmagod 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Happygirlalwaysnomatter
    @Happygirlalwaysnomatter Před 5 lety +3

    So mean!! " I am sowry!" "You see what I have to work with"

  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 Před 4 lety +7

    I love the unicorn 🦄 girl, she’s adorable!!! “I’mmm soooeeey”! 😂

  • @JohnnyCash-rg6kc
    @JohnnyCash-rg6kc Před 16 dny

    You know whats cool? A wall you can see from space, CHINA! Birthplace of kung fu, CHINA! Gunpowder, the compass. GAMBLING 😂

  • @erisa8407
    @erisa8407 Před 3 lety +1

    THE LITTLE KID SCREAMED WHEN HE SAW THE CHICKEN FEET PLEASE OH MY FUCK AHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @shadowfrost-kz5vo
    @shadowfrost-kz5vo Před 5 lety +8

    anytime jessica says "aw heyallll NO"

  • @Clud-eg4xp
    @Clud-eg4xp Před 4 lety +2

    -The part where the mom says- "Oh Hellllll no"

  • @shikamarunara295
    @shikamarunara295 Před rokem

    The way Jessica says "Oh hell No!!" is just 😂😂