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  • @faolan1686
    @faolan1686 Před 8 lety +574

    "the most charming man alive, he can make anything sound awesome."
    then After Earth happened.

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy Před 8 lety +68

      You mean, then M. Night Shyamalamadingdong happened.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 Před 8 lety +17

      +faolan1686 He couldn't help it, he was Shyanalaived (I do hope I spelled that right).

    • @YourPrivateNightmare
      @YourPrivateNightmare Před 8 lety +26

      +faolan1686 DENIED!

    • @jyotharsingh371
      @jyotharsingh371 Před 8 lety +14

      +YourPrivateNightmare SIT DOWN

    • @detricksadlerjr7964
      @detricksadlerjr7964 Před 8 lety

      +YourPrivateNightmare 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aleksvitolins
    @aleksvitolins Před 8 lety +1660

    Permission to think this is the one dumb sci-fi movie Will Smith was ever in?
    DENIED, SIT DOWN

    • @thronebutt3956
      @thronebutt3956 Před 8 lety +48

      +gnarly441 You missed the joke so hard, mate.

    • @debrickashaw9387
      @debrickashaw9387 Před 8 lety +2

      +gnarly441 nope, i still think you missed it

    • @hotsexspy2267
      @hotsexspy2267 Před 8 lety +5

      +Aleks Vitolins Men in Black 2 was also pretty bad.

    • @aleksvitolins
      @aleksvitolins Před 8 lety +14

      +Hotsex spy at least they had the decency to wipe my memory after that one.

    • @hotsexspy2267
      @hotsexspy2267 Před 8 lety +5

      Aleks Vitolins Men in Black 3, was much better. But, when compared to the first movie, not so much.

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292

    Fun Fact: The President's daughter was played by Mae Whitman who would later voice Katara on Avatar the Last Airbender.

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 Před 2 lety +4

      You might know her Mother, Pat Musick.

    • @Diesel436
      @Diesel436 Před 2 lety +5

      That show sucked

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před 2 lety +13

      and Amity Blight in The Owl House and Cassie Sandsmark/Wonder Girl in Young Justice

    • @stygianmoon1716
      @stygianmoon1716 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Diesel436 I think ur mistaking the movie and the show

    • @developingopinionmedia2909
      @developingopinionmedia2909 Před 2 lety +3

      This movie is older than I thought.

  • @TwoFacedGentleman
    @TwoFacedGentleman Před 5 lety +108

    "I haven't spoken to God since your mother died."
    "Mother's dead?"

  • @TheSyncshadow
    @TheSyncshadow Před 8 lety +1367

    CRITIC! I COME FROM THE FUTURE! YOU WERE RIGHT! THERE IS AN INDEPENDENCE DAY 2! BUT WILL SMITH ISN'T IN IT!

    • @swordkingx4874
      @swordkingx4874 Před 8 lety +16

      Can't wait for a sibling Rivalry for that movie

    • @Hravokh
      @Hravokh Před 8 lety +89

      but...but..but...WILL BOOMER MAKE IT?

    • @marthabulter
      @marthabulter Před 8 lety +4

      +ThaPepsiAddict he cost too much so they kill off his character which make me not to see it come Will Smith aren't you rich enough already it be the same without him

    • @goORIOLES236
      @goORIOLES236 Před 8 lety

      ...Then the critic wakes up from his second dream, and he, along with the audience are left to wonder which part was really the dream... Thanks, Zack!

    • @missx5472
      @missx5472 Před 8 lety +12

      I come from a more distant future. And it was SH*T!

  • @sipioc
    @sipioc Před 7 lety +371

    I think we all can agree, this one is better than the new one

    • @theAngryscotman
      @theAngryscotman Před 7 lety +9

      Yeah well you could say that about the world wars as well.

    • @joeyjojoshabadoo2508
      @joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Před 6 lety +1

      sipioc Peanut butter Aids is better than the new one

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian Před 5 lety +1

      I actually think the second film is better

    • @KarstensCreationsKC
      @KarstensCreationsKC Před 4 lety +2

      Very true...
      But I am seemingly among the few people who thoroughly enjoyed the follow-up, it wasn't nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be and it had a really nice climax with the giant Queen in the desert... I thought it was worth the wait, but again I know I'm in the minority on this, LOL

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 Před 3 lety +3

      To be honest,i never hated this movie,
      I always loved this movie,
      This movie and Top Gun are my favorite movies from the 80's and 90's.

  • @PalanMp3
    @PalanMp3 Před 6 lety +567

    my dog was named after Boomer in this movie but sadly he passed away last year. Boomer will live in my heart

    • @gojirafan0577
      @gojirafan0577 Před 5 lety +31

      Boomer is the true hero in this movie

    • @gabrielallen7501
      @gabrielallen7501 Před 5 lety +12

      Sorry man

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict Před 4 lety +13

      I had a dog called Boomer too! He lived to be eighteen! He lives on in spirit guiding my new dogs

    • @mattmcgovern6591
      @mattmcgovern6591 Před 4 lety +11

      That was a pretty low blow for the critic to suggest abandoning the dog. The guy's funny but that was the one time he pissed me off. Fuck babies, dogs forever

    • @kwkreativeworks3725
      @kwkreativeworks3725 Před 4 lety +19

      Just remember...
      BOOMER WILL LIVE.

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 Před 6 lety +80

    "All your base are belong to us!" [Smith punch!] "Ow."

    • @theweysermanisback5205
      @theweysermanisback5205 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Welcome to Earth! Now, that’s what I call a Close Encounter.

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 Před 29 dny +2

      @@theweysermanisback5205*Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song plays

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire Před 8 lety +243

    To be fair with this movie, that "I'm baaaaack" was a pretty badass line and they build up very well the character for that line to work.

    • @josephvanburen887
      @josephvanburen887 Před 5 lety +31

      I thought it was funnier when he sees the spaceship and says "I picked the wrong day to quit drinking "

    • @littleo4844
      @littleo4844 Před 2 lety +3

      I remember him useing the crop duster to defeat the alians

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD Před rokem +6

      The line was badass but the way he kills them is stupid

    • @patrickkanas3874
      @patrickkanas3874 Před rokem

      ​@@MrFoolD how? It's no less dumb than how the death star was destroyed

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@josephvanburen887or sniffing glue

  • @silversoulbrony
    @silversoulbrony Před 7 lety +675

    "This is Will Smith, the king of cool. He can make anything sound awesome!"
    ... Cypher Raige.

    • @skylergulley3949
      @skylergulley3949 Před 6 lety +24

      No No still sounds stupid

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 Před 6 lety +30

      Silver Soul *insert puppet here*

    • @Arbron
      @Arbron Před 5 lety +16

      He's the (Fresh) Prince of (Bel-Air) Cool. Not that he wouldn't deserve the title of King, but Steve McQueen already claimed that one.

    • @allenpate4515
      @allenpate4515 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahahhaha no

    • @TonyStarkCLC
      @TonyStarkCLC Před 5 lety +4

      Except for After Earth.

  • @bigredlantern4855
    @bigredlantern4855 Před 5 lety +86

    I love that even though the aliens attacked no one still believed the guy was abducted by aliens

  • @abowainmapping4803
    @abowainmapping4803 Před 5 lety +203

    "Will Smith, the king of cool"
    Mate, I'm from the distant year of 2019,and I'm here to tell you... no...
    *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S REWIND TIME!*

  • @matthewbrodnitz1047
    @matthewbrodnitz1047 Před 8 lety +189

    The five cliché choices, in case you didn't see them, were:
    1. Then God help us.
    2. Hell will rise.
    3. Tomorrow will never come.
    4 Let's just pray that never happens.
    5 Heaven have mercy on our souls.

  • @oldspice051
    @oldspice051 Před 8 lety +948

    I don't know, I was actually pretty happy that Boomer lived.

    • @Drakkiore
      @Drakkiore Před 8 lety +29

      lmao. exactly, movies are emotional maniupalation, that's how you're supposed to feel. it's an unreal dog. Slow-mo jumping right with an explosion behind him. It was fucking stupid, obviously the dog has to live in the family fuckin blockbuster. Dumb ass hollywood trope cliches are shit.

    • @darioildiario3001
      @darioildiario3001 Před 8 lety +26

      I never watch movies in wich dogs die... ^_^'

    • @thesenate5510
      @thesenate5510 Před 8 lety +34

      Boomer will live

    • @knappenbonden9850
      @knappenbonden9850 Před 8 lety

      but you dont know tho

    • @sheev2372
      @sheev2372 Před 8 lety +5

      +dario il diario you would hate John wick

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade Před 7 lety +42

    "Mother's dead?"
    Probably the 2 most underrated words of the Critic's career. To me, anyway...

  • @HypeMaster1473
    @HypeMaster1473 Před 6 lety +79

    Boomer the Dog is actually my favorite character in this movie...
    Don't judge!

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict Před 2 lety +3

      yeah - where else can you see a dog outrun an explosion? Awesome dog!

    • @berniethekiwidragon4382
      @berniethekiwidragon4382 Před 3 měsíci

      Boomer knew how to act out his character the most convincingly.

  • @WallzTheGamerplaysGames
    @WallzTheGamerplaysGames Před 7 lety +661

    B O O M E R W I L L L I V E

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet Před 7 lety +77

      *Throws hands up* AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! XD

    • @minecraftkidloversansgf
      @minecraftkidloversansgf Před 6 lety +4

      Omg why do I keep finding homestuck everywhere now that I'm in the fandom :P

    • @dianavespid937
      @dianavespid937 Před 6 lety

      minecraft kid lover sans gf 3728294820 same

    • @leonardoeras7962
      @leonardoeras7962 Před 6 lety +3

      ...Boomer will return for Independence day 2

    • @solokom
      @solokom Před 6 lety +7

      can we have a spin off? A biopic named "Life of Boomer"?

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 Před 7 lety +298

    Critic. You need to remember that the reason that will smiths character was able to find his fiancé so easily is because he told her to go to el toro air base, and that's where she's at when he finds her

    • @davidpeters6743
      @davidpeters6743 Před 5 lety +9

      You do realize that MCAS El Toro is 4,700 acres, right?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +35

      David Peters But, there only 1 main ATC Tower right? That would be the place to go and camp out, if you were waiting to be rescued.

    • @AlejandroLZuvic
      @AlejandroLZuvic Před 2 lety +5

      @@davidpeters6743 but there's probably only one main gate, any logical person would reach the main gate and camp then and there. There's no point on entering the base and making like 10 miles to go camp in the middle of nowhere.

    • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
      @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 Před 2 lety +2

      @@davidpeters6743 2021 conclusion and good Internet Lesson
      ALWAYS use common sense logic and think for yourself when watching videos, even if that means going against what a famous CZcamsr says, they're not always right or even a good voice of reason in fact. That's how you excersise logic these days.

    • @davidpeters6743
      @davidpeters6743 Před 2 lety

      @@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 What the fuck are you talking about? Have you ever been to a military base? They aren't always easy to find your way around on. In fact they're often deliberately not. I've spent years of my life on military bases they're easy to get lost on.

  • @cerealboeuy3321
    @cerealboeuy3321 Před 5 lety +61

    "Will smith can can anything cool"
    Aladin 2019: "Your gonna need to sit down"

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 Před 4 lety +7

      Honestly, Will Smith genie isn't that bad imo. In fact, he's probably the best thing about the movie and he at least does his own thing with Genie without disrespecting Robin Williams's Genie. The only problem with the movie is actually Jafar and Laggo, but that's just me.
      Imo, the worst thing that Will Smith has done is Shark Tale and Suicide Squad.

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 Před 4 lety +2

      He was fine when he was actually being Will Smith instead of being forced to imitate Robin Williams

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 Před 4 lety +2

      @NinjaSnail1080 I agree. Will Smith put his own spin on Genie without disrespecting Robin Williams when he was Genie

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Před rokem

      To be fair, it wasn’t his fault. It was the way the character was written.

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 Před 6 lety +40

    I like this movie, okay? I have really good memories of watching this with my parents. They've both passed away, but this still holds memories of cheering in the Final fight and at the President's speech

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 Před 8 lety +216

    The stupidity of the aliens from Independence Day is only surpassed by the aliens from Signs.
    ID: A civilization that is probably millions of years ahead of earth in computer technology is defeated by one nerd's virus he came up with in a matter of a few hours...
    Signs: Water is acid to them, but they invade Earth, a planet in which water falls from the sky and is pumped into every home, completely naked without any way to protect them.

    • @Chaotic_Jackal
      @Chaotic_Jackal Před 8 lety +36

      +Hidious Vanity Don't forget how the aliens also don't immediately raise an alarm or even think twice when a ship that disappeared over 50 years ago suddenly returns and starts uploading something into their system.

    • @nitpicker9406
      @nitpicker9406 Před 8 lety +29

      Water is actually very common in the universe. It exists on many planets, even Mars. And it exists in ice form on several moons in our Solar system. They would certainly know what water is. And we have discovered all elements that can exist naturally in the universe. So we aren't going to discover a new element because anything with like 130 protons would be extremely unstable and not be able to exist in the universe, let alone be the basis of life for a civilization.

    • @chiefmalik1729
      @chiefmalik1729 Před 8 lety +11

      I feel the aliens from signs are more stupid.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 8 lety +21

      The aliens from signs are much dumber "they seem to have trouble with pantry doors"

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 8 lety +4

      Don't ask the aliens from Signs they couldn't tell you

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 Před 8 lety +669

    Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum smoking victory cigars while killing aliens is still one the coolest sci-fi moments

    • @mikebowermaster8513
      @mikebowermaster8513 Před 6 lety +2

      No, it wasn't.

    • @garybrocklehurst6784
      @garybrocklehurst6784 Před 6 lety +8

      is it great cinema? No, but that doesn't mean a film can't be cool. It's cool in the way plan 9 from outer space is cool. Awesomely cheesy in a way that's rather entertaining.

    • @dragonboy6487
      @dragonboy6487 Před 6 lety +2

      That sacrifice scene will always be awesome

    • @Smoothy4doctor26
      @Smoothy4doctor26 Před 5 lety +1

      "Yes-yes-yes. Yes without the--without the 'Oops.'"

    • @Realpurplecartoonist
      @Realpurplecartoonist Před 5 lety

      no the white house blowing up is the best sci-fi moment

  • @Batfan103
    @Batfan103 Před 7 lety +67

    "This movie was a critical flop"? The hell are you talking about?! It's got a 7/10 on IMDb, and a 60% on Rotten Tomatoes. That may not sound very impressive, but for a movie this full of testosterone, it's glowing praise.

    • @RecordFusionist
      @RecordFusionist Před 5 lety +1

      Facts

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 Před 5 lety +6

      I think it actually did pretty well in the theater, not that I liked it

    • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
      @Godzillakingofkaiju1 Před 5 lety +4

      Not to mention it scored more than 800 million dollars at the box office. That's hardly a flop.

    • @someinteresting
      @someinteresting Před 5 lety +6

      @@Godzillakingofkaiju1 And took 23 years for another of Will Smith's films to surpass this. The review isn't very well calibrated on many other points, also.

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen Před 4 lety +7

      Was it positive at the time? Critics might like it in hindsight, but the reviews at the time weren't exactly liking this movie...

  • @bowser515
    @bowser515 Před 6 lety +38

    Of course this movie is dumb. But it's also still the best brainless popcorn flick ever made. And they are okay at times even if the critics will never admit it. This movie is a blast, it has a great cast, brilliant creature and ship designs. It crates a fantastic atmosphere and features brilliant practical effects which have allowed the movie to age fairly well. I watch it regularly and never tire of it.

    • @eaglefang8656
      @eaglefang8656 Před 2 lety

      Movie was bad... the PART 2 movie was even worse

    • @bowser515
      @bowser515 Před 2 lety +1

      @@eaglefang8656 Beg to differ on ID4, but yeah, the sequel was a cgi filled mess.

    • @eaglefang8656
      @eaglefang8656 Před 2 lety

      @@bowser515 Both was bad... The stereotyping was way too much. By the mid 90s everything they were doing in this movie already has been done and over done

    • @meathead6155
      @meathead6155 Před 2 lety

      @@eaglefang8656 You are not making any sense. Quit bs.

    • @meathead6155
      @meathead6155 Před 2 lety

      @@bowser515 Don't mind about him, he didn't watch the movie carefully. He's one of those degenerate freaks already obey the critics for no reason. Beside he's a troll who didn't seen the movie and give a bad name.

  • @Phoenix2312
    @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety +68

    LOL! 4:28 on Will Smith... "But Seriously, he can make anything sound good" - Then the Critic Found AFTER EARTH and all hope was lost!!!!

  • @damdarch
    @damdarch Před 8 lety +94

    The Fresh Prince credits at 12:55 was hilarious.

  • @Mystieris
    @Mystieris Před 7 lety +32

    "Stephanie, were you always invisible?" xD

  • @splint1872012
    @splint1872012 Před rokem +86

    Will smith being the most charming man didnt age well

    • @cheer4gamingplayforfun445
      @cheer4gamingplayforfun445 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Před rokem +5

      @@cheer4gamingplayforfun445 I like this

    • @GreenGoblinsOckVenom
      @GreenGoblinsOckVenom Před 11 měsíci

      Well neither is Chris Rock.

    • @splint1872012
      @splint1872012 Před 11 měsíci

      @@GreenGoblinsOckVenom that doesn’t even make sense, who said chris rock was charming?

    • @GreenGoblinsOckVenom
      @GreenGoblinsOckVenom Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@splint1872012 Mostly pointing out the whole thing wouldn't have happened if Chris Rock hadn't made a joke about his wife. It's not like he didn't know they were having problems.

  • @Phoenix2312
    @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety +63

    6:32 "Oh my God! I got to call my brother... I got to call my housekeeper... I got to call my lawyer, ah forget my lawyer!"
    One of the BEST lines in this whole film!!! Genius!
    Sadly, there were very few of them... Shame as there was room for so many!

    • @invock
      @invock Před 8 lety +8

      +Warren Marris (“Phoenix”) Really, lawyer jokes are genius to you ?

    • @debrickashaw9387
      @debrickashaw9387 Před 8 lety

      +invock Maybe he is just incredibly subtle with his sarcasm? I really dont know either if he thought that joke was clever. Because it wasnt

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety +5

      De Brickashaw ...And our Survey Says... DING! ... Its the TOP ANSWER!!!
      Of course its sarcasm... I am form the UK - We are quite subtle with our sense of humour (At least some of us are!)

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety

      ***** Yup! I mean Independence Day isn't bad its just "Meh!"...
      I think it gets a lot more hate than it deserves, lets face it the old "Aliens attack is earth Doomed" scenario is so damn old now... Its hard to bring anything original to it... But its a staple we all love too and will pay to see...
      I think the film failed really as it was over hyped in the marketing campaigns and promised way more than it could actually deliver.
      Same for Armageddon actually - LOL! Which is another film I actually kind of like even though its pure damn cheese!!!

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety

      ***** Most original "Aliens Invade" movie for a long, long time was Tim Burton's "Mars Attacks!" - A very Marmite (Or Vegemite for you non UK viewers), you either love it or hate it... Me? I loved it! It was good silly fun!

  • @McCaffery
    @McCaffery Před 8 lety +147

    The President IS expendable........ i mean you can just get another one.

    • @DiegoRuiz1991
      @DiegoRuiz1991 Před 8 lety

      +McCaffery Also, just look at Syria: the president has participated in bombings against ISIS

    • @homeboytyler1368
      @homeboytyler1368 Před 8 lety +7

      Oh just like kids? Lol

    • @thiccchicken8567
      @thiccchicken8567 Před 8 lety

      +tyler burt Hey in my Box has you're Pic and saids Little Dasey has a scack for you

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP Před 8 lety +7

      +McCaffery Obama is expendable.
      And I mean VERY expendable.
      Please don't tell George Clooney I said that.

    • @ArtyomPlatonev
      @ArtyomPlatonev Před 8 lety

      +Diego Ruiz that was Jordan, not Syria.

  • @themythicalmaroonman6343
    @themythicalmaroonman6343 Před 4 lety +9

    Y know I’m starting to think that wasn’t Stephanie.
    Top 10 photos taken right before disaster.

  • @nobadii9513
    @nobadii9513 Před 7 lety +29

    12:03 Am I the only one who noticed that the South Park voices are the same from Caspar?

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim Před 8 lety +49

    Movies don't "Jump Sharks", they "Nuke the Fridge". Shark jumping happens on television.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 Před 7 lety +1

      JackDManheim no no movies don't jump shrinks they practically swim in a tank full of them wearing a bloody meat suit that smells like seal

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 Před 6 lety +2

      fry the coke, too...

    • @prehistorichero2755
      @prehistorichero2755 Před 6 lety +2

      Area 51 and the Roswell Incident in 1947 wasn’t jumping the shark because it’s just a sci-fi movie, and most science fiction movies had that reference. And Witmore being a fighter pilot isn’t jumping the shark because HE IS A FIGHTER PILOT YOU MORON!!!

  • @schrama007
    @schrama007 Před 8 lety +17

    Film budget: 75 million. Worldwide Box office performance: 817 million in 1996! Nuff said.

    • @alejandrorincon8706
      @alejandrorincon8706 Před 8 lety +10

      +schrama007 yeah... cause people like stupid things xD that's not too hard to find out.

    • @Gogito4
      @Gogito4 Před 8 lety +2

      +schrama007 George Bush got elected... TWICE! Still think being popular means you're good?

    • @Mrcool210
      @Mrcool210 Před 8 lety +1

      +schrama007 Transformers 3 is one of the highest grossing movies of all time, yet something like scott pilgrim bombed. Just cause you make money doesn't mean you're good.

    • @proudtobeme1ashkente
      @proudtobeme1ashkente Před 8 lety

      +Gogito4
      To be fair, even people from other countries were assuming that the votes were manipulated or something, when he got "elected" a second time.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 8 lety

      +P. Roud Tobi Mi he cheated the first time too

  • @CH-uk1il
    @CH-uk1il Před rokem +15

    3:51
    Back then: Must resist Men in Black Joke!
    Today: Must Resist Slap Joke!

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 Před 6 lety +36

    Me: yes BUT DID BOOMER MAKE IT OUT OK
    Critic: BOOMER WILL LIVE
    Me/Critic: AAAAH

  • @KSAlejo
    @KSAlejo Před 8 lety +353

    "He can make anything some awesome", anything except the name Cypher Raige.

    • @imperfectcell5125
      @imperfectcell5125 Před 8 lety +33

      *Get's out puppet
      CYPHER RAIGEEEE!

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX Před 7 lety +1

      Duck Dodgers!

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 Před 7 lety +3

      Imperfect Cell wow... I've been watching Gravity Falls waaay too much. Your comment immediately summoned 'sock opera' to mind.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +4

      That was on purpose. He had to Totally hide his charm and charisma, so his boy’s small amount could shine.
      That’s the epitome of acting, Will Smith as an emotion-less, charisma-less, and charm-less; terrible father, who doesn’t seem to love his wife.

    • @DavidRay39
      @DavidRay39 Před 4 lety

      Don't forget "After Earth".

  • @MonsterTeegs
    @MonsterTeegs Před 7 lety +37

    Alright here's my thing about "coincidental" meet ups in films. You think that you're given random characters and that the odds are low that they would meet up, however the opposite is true, they're your main characters BECAUSE they meet up. Every coincidental thing that happens in a movie is the movie saying, "look at the odds of this, that's crazy right? That's why this story is worth telling." It's about how you view the film. I don't want to see a movie about every day life where nothing interesting happens, I want to see extraordinary things happen, that's what makes a good story. Not: bob woke up, went to work, and never met or had anything to do with our other main character Jim. That's boring.

  • @kwkreativeworks3725
    @kwkreativeworks3725 Před 4 lety +86

    “it’s the Obama administration.”
    Nostalgia Critic For President In 2020.

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen Před 4 lety +1

      Leo Medina
      Much to our dismay.

    • @buckoz3353
      @buckoz3353 Před 3 lety

      I find it really weird that a lot of Sjw’s Aren’t bitching like there’s not even any wukes “correcting” us. I guess everybody’s pretty much fed up with socialism.
      I mean I know this is an earlier video but still. It was definitely made when Obama was still in office. So I mean even then people still get pissed off.

    • @christhornycroft3686
      @christhornycroft3686 Před 3 lety +1

      That comment about Obama being a total letdown was entirely accurate. So much was expected with VERY little follow through. I have high standards.

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 Před 3 lety

      @@buckoz3353 There is no socialism in the USA. You are so dumb that you use a word that you don't understand.

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey Před 2 lety

      That aged well..

  • @CesTorLop
    @CesTorLop Před 7 lety +24

    22:19 "PLUTO'S BALLS!"

  • @RoyalCrustle
    @RoyalCrustle Před 8 lety +88

    And they took the best character out of the sequel because Will Smith was filming Suicide Squad at the same time. :/

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap Před 8 lety +1

      better be worth it.... though the one best thing of suicide squad will be him so....

    • @MrSysdump
      @MrSysdump Před 8 lety +2

      Actually it was because he was filming concussion. I can't believe they are making the movie without him that blows.

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 Před 8 lety +1

      When you said best character i definitely thought you meant the "Boooooomer"...

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 Před 8 lety

      Ah so that's why. I completely forgot

    • @capngio4589
      @capngio4589 Před 8 lety +3

      All those thing and he wanted 50 MILLION DOLLARS. For 2 sequel.

  • @tenor24sprayse
    @tenor24sprayse Před 8 lety +79

    36 likes, 350 views and 0 dislikes! I feel happy!
    By the way... "Boomer will live".

    • @TheMrCHELL
      @TheMrCHELL Před 8 lety

      Not anymore. Huehuehuehue

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse Před 8 lety +2

      Batman com Preparo
      D*MN YOU, TO HELL!!!

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse Před 8 lety +1

      Brandon Roberts
      Boomer can't die... BOOMER WILL LIVE!!!

    • @RxishxlOffxcxal
      @RxishxlOffxcxal Před 8 lety +1

      +Mats Tenor Eh ... In The Lost World Review, we need another Boomer so ... Just sayin' tho

    • @tenor24sprayse
      @tenor24sprayse Před 8 lety

      ***** But I got another Boomer after his death!

  • @TimACroninMusic
    @TimACroninMusic Před 7 lety +20

    20:35 My favorite joke: EAT LASER TIC TACS!!

  • @Godzillakingofkaiju1
    @Godzillakingofkaiju1 Před 7 lety +74

    Let me fill in some of the "plot holes" you have regarding this movie, Doug:
    1. The Harvesters were using our satellites. Ergo, OUR technology. That's how David figured out what they were doing and he was formerly part of MIT for eight years before he became a cableman. He used the same signal the Harvesters were using against them. Not to mention, he had access to Area 51's research that had been around since the goddamn fifties.
    2. Steve found Jasmine in El Toro because he told her to take Dylan and Boomer and head there in case things went south (which they did). He found her there because that was the first place he would look. He also wasn't rejected from NASA because Jasmine was a stripper. Hell, he could have SUED them for using Jasmine's job as an excuse.
    3. The only one that knew about Area 51's true colors was Mr. Nimzicki and he is scolded for not saying something. Both Whitmore and General Grey give him hell for not telling them sooner. He makes the excuse that it was deemed classified but even that doesn’t sway them.
    4. Whitmore was a former jet fighter pilot and he went up there not just to give the troops some morale, but also, he's not really the president of anything seeing as 95% OF THE UNITED STATES IS NOW A GIANT, SMOLDERING CRATER! Not to mention the world is about to end, so he might as well die fighting and not wait for the Harvesters to eradicate their last stand and finish the job.
    5. I think they meant fire a missile into the Harvester destroyers' cannons.

    • @half-lifescientist1991
      @half-lifescientist1991 Před 5 lety +3

      Ian Greene Only 2 of those fill in what he was pointing out

    • @dragongirl7978
      @dragongirl7978 Před 4 lety

      Mmmmm gotta take issue with number 3. Like yeah, if they said they wouldn't take him because his fiancee was a stripper, maybe he could sue? (Though can you really sue someone for not hiring you as opposed to firing you?) But I doubt they would actually say that was their reasoning, they'd just come up with something else. I mean, this kind of shit happens all the time with racial profiling. Companies never say what the real reason is

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts Před 4 lety +3

      Three real questions: did the filmmakers intend any of this? Are we filling in blanks they never bothered to fill? Or if they did intend to imply this, could they have somehow explained it better?

    • @AmariieMaerthos
      @AmariieMaerthos Před 4 lety +1

      @@Fluffkitscripts Honestly, those were all pretty clear to me watching the movie, so I'd have to say that they were intended

    • @SirIron23
      @SirIron23 Před 4 lety +1

      I have issue with number 4 i think even if he knew how to fly risking the life of the president is dumb.

  • @evilpub
    @evilpub Před 7 lety +54

    critic falling in love will smith always fucking cracks me up XD

    • @supanovagrlg3416
      @supanovagrlg3416 Před 7 lety +9

      evilpub To be fair Will Smith is very attractive lol

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 Před 7 lety +8

      evilpub Who doesn't fall in love with Will Smith on visual contact?

  • @yushuv
    @yushuv Před 8 lety +36

    So you love Will Smith so much and he can charm any role?
    Thank you Shyamalan for killing him with Cypher Raige.

    • @capngio4589
      @capngio4589 Před 8 lety +6

      That was before after earth was even s thought.

  • @jonathanw549
    @jonathanw549 Před 7 lety +16

    Has anyone ever noticed that he does a Stevie Wonder head wobble at the beginning of every video when he says "Hello, I'm the nostalgia critic"?

  • @theradgegadgie6352
    @theradgegadgie6352 Před 6 lety +33

    7:00 And if Adam Sandler had been in this film, they'd both have been out-Jewed.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety

      Add Mel Brooks to that mix and we would have a PARTY!

    • @theradgegadgie6352
      @theradgegadgie6352 Před 3 lety

      @@LadyOnikara Most definitely! Although of those three, only Brookes is funny. Having said that, he IS easily funny enough for three people.

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- Před 8 lety +138

    It is an absolute tradition that we watch this film every Independence Day evening.
    That's right, after the barbeques and the fireworks nothing says Happy Birthday America like watching aliens blow up the White House and Jeff Goldblum save the day.

    • @highhaloguy806
      @highhaloguy806 Před 8 lety

      +Princess Celestia merica fuck yeahhhhhhh

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Před 8 lety +1

      +Princess Celestia Unoriginal nickname and pic, it's probably a 20-30ish years old who's trying to emulate his younger sister's passions about cartoons and horses. Note I said cartoons AND horses. And he does want to be fucked off, he shouted "make me".

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV Před 8 lety

      +Princess Celestia Pretty sure Britain was f***ed over by fascists, who were deposed by _an_ anarchist (singular).

    • @zacharywolf5666
      @zacharywolf5666 Před 8 lety

      MURICA'

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Před 8 lety

      +Thegoldenenderman33 Miners "Oh shots fired".... is it time for school already?

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe Před 8 lety +58

    That alien near the end was hilarious!!

  • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
    @Sh0tgunJust1ce Před 2 lety +7

    12:45 All that practice on Chris Rock must have paid off.

  • @d-brothers3112
    @d-brothers3112 Před 7 lety +78

    "Will Smith can make anything cool". Even...After Earth!?

  • @kylewilliams8028
    @kylewilliams8028 Před 8 lety +448

    But I need to know... One... Thing... WHAT ABOUT BOOMER????

    • @lux551
      @lux551 Před 8 lety +68

      +Kyle Williams Boomer will live.

    • @kylewilliams8028
      @kylewilliams8028 Před 8 lety +56

      Magister Ogamesh "Ahhoohaaooh!"

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel Před 8 lety +17

      +Kyle Williams Boomer... will li- *TRex lifts his head chewing on Boomer* Oh. Egh. W-we'll get you a new Boomer.

    • @lworthy2518
      @lworthy2518 Před 8 lety +10

      +Halen2020 IT'S A MOTHAFUCKIN' T-REX (T-REX, T-REX)!

    • @WTK55
      @WTK55 Před 8 lety +3

      +L Worthy (Lone Wolf) SPARKLE SPARKLE!

  • @zenith8417
    @zenith8417 Před 8 lety +175

    This is one of the biggest guilty pleasure movies.

    • @TomaszWota
      @TomaszWota Před 8 lety

      +Zenith Yep.

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 Před 8 lety +6

      +Captain 'Dan Nah, it's definitely a guilty pleasure. People love it, but no one's gonna say it was smart or revolutionary. I think general consensus was that it was stupid fun, like some sort of pre-Transformers, but better. So much better.

    • @DocMitchell69
      @DocMitchell69 Před 8 lety +2

      +sigh824 One of the best things about the movie though is probably the President's speech.

    • @ajspice
      @ajspice Před 8 lety

      +Zenith I've been waiting for a sequel since I was fourteen. I don't care how shitty it is! I'm going to see it.

    • @11kreider
      @11kreider Před 8 lety +1

      +Andrew Spice the sequel is coming out next year with the same cast except will Smith won't be in it.

  • @Myndir
    @Myndir Před 4 lety +34

    "Boomer will live"
    Coronavirus brought me here.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Před 3 lety +2

      I hope you're doing well despite the virus. I know I'm late on this, but I still wish you the best and that you and Boomer still have being alive in common. ^_^

  • @Epodmusic17
    @Epodmusic17 Před 4 lety +14

    Dog: Runs out of the flames and lives.
    Me: Okay Boomer.

  • @Xqvvzts
    @Xqvvzts Před 8 lety +220

    Doesn't matter what you say. This movie still has the best speech ever.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 Před 8 lety +2

      I liked the speech better when it's in the trailer for the sequel.

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog Před 8 lety +3

      If only the rest of the trailer looked good...

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 Před 8 lety +5

      May I suggest reading some speeches?

    • @monochrony
      @monochrony Před 8 lety +5

      *cough* The Great Dictator *cough*

    • @kainhighwind2
      @kainhighwind2 Před 8 lety +18

      Nah man. Pacific Rim. "Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them! Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!"

  • @MrSailing101
    @MrSailing101 Před 8 lety +84

    23:06
    Until the sequel.

  • @mega7070
    @mega7070 Před 4 lety +13

    Just leave the dog?
    Just leave the dog??!
    JUST LEAVE THE DOG?!!!
    More like leave the baby and save the dog! 😂

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety

      Or to please everyone, save HALF the kid and save the dog.

  • @astrodome1994
    @astrodome1994 Před 6 lety +20

    23:58 Ah, the days when the Critic actually had hair.

  • @gandalftheantlion
    @gandalftheantlion Před 7 lety +154

    Well I'm part of the majority, I like this movie!

    • @benrudderforth9243
      @benrudderforth9243 Před 5 lety +1

      Wodent a grand father antlion be a guardian?

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 Před 3 lety +1

      As a kid,i love this movie,
      And now i'm 21,i still do.
      NC is such a 80's and 90's hater.

    • @thechickenboyshow7229
      @thechickenboyshow7229 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@benrudderforth9243no, just a really old antlion.

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta Před 8 lety +6

    12:52 Possibly the best joke in the entire NC library. I crack up every time.

  • @Schwagg86
    @Schwagg86 Před 5 lety +2

    I NEVER noticed this before in the last 24 years!!
    But in that first scene where the mothership flies over the moon, all the "city-size" ships are docked upside down on the bottom of the ship and after they detach later in the movie they turn over to their upright position. That part I noticed of course, but what never occurred to me is this. The ships are GIGANTIC!!! There must be thousands of aliens stationed on each one, maybe more. So are you telling me that thousands of aliens have to walk onto the upside down ships, apparently walking on the ceilings to get to their posts, strap themselves into their chairs(which from their point of view are upside down on the ceiling above them), and then wait until the ship flips rightside up before they can move around??? What kind of advanced race comes up with a design like that?? Then again these are also aliens whose tech can be hacked by windows 95 so........

  • @ironw6806
    @ironw6806 Před 5 lety +17

    I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid and it was fucking mind blowing the sound,the explosions it was fucking bananas

  • @weresmurf
    @weresmurf Před 8 lety +25

    I just had a thought... Jeff Golblum + Nicholas Cage + Travolta in a FACE/OFF sequel :O

    • @Eskimop16
      @Eskimop16 Před 3 lety

      How would that work? Cage's character died

  • @pursuing222
    @pursuing222 Před 8 lety +144

    I'm getting a little concerned. The new movie is getting bad reviews.... But..... nobody is saying anything....but....WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!?!???

    • @Bosanovadude1
      @Bosanovadude1 Před 8 lety +1

      Boomer will live.........

    • @Bosanovadude1
      @Bosanovadude1 Před 8 lety

      +Nate J. Boomer.....will live!..........

    • @DetarakoRax
      @DetarakoRax Před 8 lety

      thats why my cousins says that!

    • @targettoad691
      @targettoad691 Před 8 lety +15

      boomer got replaced by 20 minutes of Judd Hirsh driving a bus full of school children

    • @DeclanCorey
      @DeclanCorey Před 7 lety +4

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @lary6420
    @lary6420 Před 3 lety +39

    I don't care that Will Smith has shown up in crap, he's still such a great guy and a major influence of many people's lives. God Bless that man and may he always be a shining star.

    • @kristennelson3190
      @kristennelson3190 Před 2 lety +14

      And then there was the Academy Awards slap....😬

    • @hunterdavis9126
      @hunterdavis9126 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kristennelson3190 Yea the comment didn't really age well

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kristennelson3190 The problem with him now is that now, everybody realizes just how invincible A-List actors think they really are, meaning he’ll be the first turd to be flushed when Hollywood is burning…

  • @carmelosgro6413
    @carmelosgro6413 Před 5 lety +24

    War Of The Worlds is a great story,
    Independence Day is an american version retelling. Will Smith looked at ID2's script & said "I'm not going to be in this turkey"

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 Před 3 lety

      Instead he chose to be in Suicide Squad.
      I still can't tell if he made the right choice.

    • @carmelosgro6413
      @carmelosgro6413 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aidanredding8058 ID2 was more flawed than Suicide Squad.

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@aidanredding8058both Deadshots would've killed Roland over that film

  • @thepinknightmare8747
    @thepinknightmare8747 Před 8 lety +17

    if I watched this today I'm sure I wouldn't like it but it's one of those movies that are part of your childhood and that your fond of because they have sentimental value. I was 11 when this came out and saw it in the theatrel, had a really good time and liked it so I just can't say I don't like it when it's part of a great memory for me.

  • @ColterDewitt
    @ColterDewitt Před 8 lety +8

    Fresh Prince joke is one of your best.

  • @Dracovenatrix
    @Dracovenatrix Před rokem +12

    Old nostalgia critic videos are better than the more recent ones

    • @leonardorios9142
      @leonardorios9142 Před 8 měsíci

      That's right but you forgiven something... what about boomer?? 😭

  • @totaldramarebooted
    @totaldramarebooted Před 6 lety +53

    In my opinion, Robin Williams is the most charming actor in the world... Or at least was #robinwilliamsfan

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins Před 5 lety +1

      Same.
      On that note, funny you should say that, considering the role Will Smith has now that Robin made iconic.

    • @Tornadopelt
      @Tornadopelt Před 5 lety +1

      @@RoseBaggins So does that mean the Genie can punch a UFO and say, "Welcome to Agrabah!", then?

    • @Diesel436
      @Diesel436 Před 2 lety

      Bryan Cranston

  • @laughinsohard7888
    @laughinsohard7888 Před 8 lety +10

    20:36 "Eat laser Tic-Tacs!". The voices made it all the more funny.

  • @snipelfritz
    @snipelfritz Před 7 lety +65

    Does Boomer live in Independence Day II?

    • @armayafox1328
      @armayafox1328 Před 6 lety +14

      Sadly, no. That dog definitely wouldn't live 20 years later.

    • @k.theartist3940
      @k.theartist3940 Před 6 lety +5

      +SonofaChaosGod That's too bad. Golden retrievers are great dogs (that *was* Boomer's breed, right?)

    • @SataniaMcDowel
      @SataniaMcDowel Před 5 lety +7

      B O O M E R
      W I L L
      L I V E

    • @Malasawas
      @Malasawas Před 4 lety

      Does Boomer celebrate Independence Day?

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict Před 4 lety

      @@k.theartist3940 Actually I think he's a golden Labrador. Also I had a dog called Boomer and he lived to be 18!

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Před 6 lety +18

    4:51 you know he has a point. Why do we think that intelligent life wants to come billions of miles away just so they can blow a backwater planet to kingdomkum?

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk Před 2 lety

      Because any intelligent life that looks at humanity for all of 10 seconds would realize they only have two options.
      1) Destroy it all. Leave no survivors.
      2) Let humans continually get stronger and stronger. Some day, they will find you. And they may try to ally themselves with you. They may become your best friends and trade with you and help you prosper. But one day, some human will decide they hate the humans that allied with you, and will betray the rest of the human species and destroy everything. You will eventually be undone by the human race. It can never be trusted.
      It's basically the answer to Fermi's paradox. Where are the aliens? Inevitably, any life that can develop to be as advanced as the space age will also develop to be advanced enough to successfully commit suicide and the probability of them accidentally committing complete and total suicide approaches 100% the more advanced that civilization becomes.
      However, instead of sending an alien invasion force, they would much more likely just redirect an asteroid. BOOM, virtually all life on Earth ended. In fact, if you thought it was silly for a highly intelligent species to accidentally annihilate itself completely, you're likely forgetting precisely this. With nukes, it'd take scarce resources, there are defenses that can work against it. With an asteroid, the "defense" becomes exponentially more expensive than the attack as time to impact decreases, and it only requires one spaceship with some fuel, which would be a very common occurrence to any commonly space-faring race.
      In reality, the most realistic alien scenario would be the human race expands to encapsulate the entire solar system. Most life remains on earth, but we have drones throughout the system and can even detect most incoming objects from lightyears away. Well, one day we detect an asteroid moving at nearly the speed of light a few years away. It's course? A direct collision with Earth. There is, unfortunately, nothing that can be done to save the planet. All of humanity must evacuate. We launch a heroic attempt to get as many humans as we can off the planet before BOOM, the entire thing is obliterated. Now, humans are stranded in space... and want revenge. We achieve this, not by fighting aliens directly, no no no. We expand our sensors, locate the alien homeworld, and before we can begin flinging rocks at them, we realize... they already evacuated. And since destroying our homeworld didn't snuff us out, they sent their military fleet to destroy us. And it's arriving in a few years time. So finally, we prepare our fleet to take out the aliens in our solar system and then launch an expeditionary fleet to take out the aliens in their own home system. But they, like a plague, have already expanded to much of the galaxy. And so, the human race and the alien race chase each-other around the galaxy, obliterating each-other everywhere they go, and any time one tries to settle on a planet, the other turns the planet into a magma filled wasteland by hurling an asteroid at near light-speed at it. The distances of the galaxy as so large, however, that many expeditions exchange countless generations of new humans before they eventually arrive. Many of the myths and legends from Earth are forgotten. But one story always remains clear. Aliens destroyed our homeworld. They. Must. Pay.

    • @thealgerian3285
      @thealgerian3285 Před 2 lety

      What makes you think billions of miles would necessarily be a long trip for a civilization that can travel this distance?

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 Před 7 lety +11

    Bill Pullman?
    Damn, I need to look up character roles in movies more often.

  • @GreenNinjaTea
    @GreenNinjaTea Před 8 lety +69

    Thats fine that boomer lived.
    BUT WHAT ABOUT ZULE???

    • @danteglory95
      @danteglory95 Před 8 lety

      That is an interesting choice of name.

    • @GreenNinjaTea
      @GreenNinjaTea Před 8 lety

      The Zachvolt SQUEEEEEEEE

    • @11kreider
      @11kreider Před 8 lety

      zule got her ass handed to her by the Ghostbusters twice once in the movie and once in the video game.

  • @suikodudeman
    @suikodudeman Před 8 lety +15

    Hey Critic, fun fact: that little girl who plays the President's daughter? She grows up to do the voice of Katara for your favorite show Avatar: The Last Airbender!

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron Před 6 lety +7

    Something no one seems to realize - after the "cold" conversation, two weird things happen-
    1. Goldblum has to wake up the sleeping guy. Why was he still asleep given that RACKET from two minutes ago?
    2. He gives that speech seemingly within an hour or two, so shouldn't he still be drunk off his ass - or very least coming down from it with a huge headache?

    • @troy801
      @troy801 Před 5 lety +1

      The dude was passed out drunk from drinking with Goldblum, and he sobered up by his father giving him some coke.

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 Před 3 lety +7

    Girlfriend: "You're not as charming as you think you are."
    Will Smith: "Yes I am."
    Me: "Well, he's got you there."
    The funniest thing to me is that Will Smith was absolutely right lol

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci +1

      The comments on this video sure do tell a tale of time lol

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@phillipwells7383 You're not wrong haha

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt Před 8 lety +52

    Admit it, we all had a crush on Will Smith at some point.
    Heck, some of us still do!

  • @ThrashMetallix
    @ThrashMetallix Před 8 lety +38

    Roland Emmerich is my biggest guilty pleasures out there. I like this movie, Stargate, The Day After Tomorrow, The Patriot, dude even though I'm a hardcore Godzilla fan, his reimagining is enjoyable, even if it's not worthy of the title.
    Bring on the hate.

    • @xPHGxTerror
      @xPHGxTerror Před 8 lety

      +Travis Linton There is nothing wrong with Stargate or The Patriot though.

    • @ThrashMetallix
      @ThrashMetallix Před 8 lety +1

      +xPHGxTerror oh they got plenty of flaws. believe me.

    • @blshouse
      @blshouse Před 8 lety

      +Travis Linton I love Stargate. It was the first DVD I ever bought. It was even on DVD version one, the whole movie wouldn't fit on one side, you had to flip the DVD mid film.
      That, The Patriot, even The Day After Tomorrow, and Godzilla are all watchable fun to me.

    • @ThrashMetallix
      @ThrashMetallix Před 8 lety +2

      Bryan Shouse if I had to choose a favorite, it would be Day After Tomorrow. Bad science, but I got a soft spot for disaster films. The acting and story wasn't half bad either.

    • @-cosmicrogue-
      @-cosmicrogue- Před 8 lety

      +Travis Linton How can you hate Stargate with such an amazing theme song? Seriously though, I've always lumped Independence Day, The Patriot, and Stargate together as the token Emmerich 90's guilty pleasures of mine.

  • @AlexisMitchell87
    @AlexisMitchell87 Před 6 lety +11

    I remember my mother taking me to the theater to see this movie.

  • @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS
    @ATTACKofthe6STRINGS Před 7 lety +3

    “I’m Jeff Goldblum and I am, myself, a stereotype”

  • @rocknrollkid90
    @rocknrollkid90 Před 7 lety +63

    Could you review the sequel, "Independence Day: Resurgence?"

    • @MrBoogiemoney
      @MrBoogiemoney Před 4 lety +5

      You've been blessed now go back before it's too late.
      Covid 19: "nah you good"

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 4 lety +1

      Workout Junkiez Ha! COVID-19? Just wait until December. With this crazy year I could see 1 of these: Long Valley, Valley Grande, Siberian Traps, Lake Toba, Lake Taopa, Yellowstone, or Aira Caldera *SuperVolcanoes* leaving a nice sized hole to cap off this year.
      (Which is actually 2012, if you account for the 8yrs accidentally added on during the changeover to the modern Gregorian calendar)

  • @Avarn388
    @Avarn388 Před 8 lety +74

    Doug raises some good points, but I still love this movie. It is really dumb and even its message for a call of global unity and how we're better off may come off as a bit preachy and naive. Especially, considering the world we live in now. But you know what? I love this movie. It's stupid, but it is a time capsule. It has a sense of charm to it to where it knows its dumb, but celebrates it.
    Plus, that speech; I won't lie is great. Is it sappy, a string of words designed to emotionally appeal to our race's desires for things to be better? You bet. But it's the type of speech that perfectly summarizes the film. I mean the speech went onto saying fourth of July would no longer be an American holiday. If you consider those words, you would have never seen a movie during that time do that. On one hand, it seems rather conceited, very much playing to the self-righteousness of the director and how he views film.
    But to me that's a really powerful message. Alas, the film with its characters aside and some plot contrivances, I do think its message of collectivism and working together is undermined by sadly where it takes place, the USA, and how Emmerich depicted other cultures.
    But regardless, I love this film. And I cannot wait for a sequel.

    • @Questron71
      @Questron71 Před 8 lety +1

      The Movie was the brainchild and directed by Roland Emmerich though. One of "ours" here in Germany... So it's not quite like the Michael Bay Addiction to waving overly large Stars and Stripes flags in the background even during a "Transformers" movie...

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf Před 8 lety +8

      @mateo nieto Actually its just American-made movies that are USA centric (which is normal for any movie of any country to focus on its own people the most). But if you want to see world disaster movies in as much if not more prevalence look to Japan. For heaven's sake a lot of fans of Japanese movies (both animated and live action) call Tokyo "the match-stick city" cause it seems every single alien invasion, portal to hell, giant monster, etc. shows up in or comes out of Tokyo. And they did it first. Remember who was making all the Godzilla movies for half of the last century. Giant monsters attacking the world, and all of it from Japan. And again, they did this with a lot of different types of disaster movies. I say if you want a change of pace from USA-centric disaster movies watch some Japanese ones. A lot of them are quite good, and the rest are at least entertaining.

    • @cockroachcharlie5619
      @cockroachcharlie5619 Před 7 lety +5

      To the first part of the post. Yeah. I love this film. To the second part. You got your sequel. Be careful what you wish for.

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci

      You were a very idealistic young person in your time 7 years ago, my friend... I'll give you that.

  • @troyelliott6552
    @troyelliott6552 Před rokem +5

    Imagine this now after the chris rock incident

  • @Mask0fFate
    @Mask0fFate Před 7 lety +11

    This summer, the Critic needs to review the second Independence Day film.

    • @millenniumf1138
      @millenniumf1138 Před 4 lety +1

      Late, but I agree. It's like Mortal Kombat Annihilation: a lot of people like the first one despite - or perhaps in spite of - its flaws, but NOBODY likes the second one (except me, but that's because of massive nostalgia for the first one).

  • @ZedJay23
    @ZedJay23 Před 8 lety +32

    Finger in a gun does actually work, it also destroys the finger though.

    • @un-capital3666
      @un-capital3666 Před 8 lety

      It's completely effective on a Gyrojet

    • @Questron71
      @Questron71 Před 8 lety

      It did kill Randy Quaid, didn't it? :D

    • @shadowkhan1875
      @shadowkhan1875 Před 8 lety +1

      But then when your finger gets destroyed the guy would just shoot you again.

    • @whitherwhence
      @whitherwhence Před 7 lety

      It does not. No finger can form a seel stronger than a gun's fucking barrel.

    • @petruciosxdrn5881
      @petruciosxdrn5881 Před 7 lety

      +The Doctor. simply The Doctor. But what about a fighter plane into a laser canon about to shoot?

  • @Farfaramir
    @Farfaramir Před 8 lety +30

    I liked this movie, but it would be cool if NC reviewed another of the Emmerich filmography, like The Day After Tomorrow, 10.000 B.C. or 2012.

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 Před 8 lety +4

      +Farfaramir I have to admit this film is a guilty pleasure... It uses EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN HOLLYWOOD STEREOTYPE AND CLICHE IN THE BLOODY BOOK but it is mildly enjoyable on a rainy afternoon...
      With all the hype it got I expected much more, but it is OK... Not the worst by any means (*Coughs* after *Coughs* Earth)

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz Před 8 lety

      Warren Marris cough Jaden Smith sucks cough lol.

    • @nightskyarchitect
      @nightskyarchitect Před 8 lety

      he reviewed Godzilla. which I think is an Emmerich film and I was sure he'd reviewed day after tomorrow but I might be mistaken

    • @LadyUsakoB
      @LadyUsakoB Před 8 lety

      +Farfaramir Yeah i liked this movie too >.

    • @androzani
      @androzani Před 8 lety +2

      +Warren “Phoenix” Marris WELCOME TO EARTH!!!

  • @gutt2528
    @gutt2528 Před 4 lety +23

    9:43 so that's where the Boomer joke came from. Not cool Doug. If I was in that situation, I would wait for the dog too.
    Seriously would you leave Chaplin outside to die in an explosion?

    • @DeeZKnutz35
      @DeeZKnutz35 Před 3 lety +2

      Chaplin: I was almost engulfed in a fiery inferno!

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 Před 6 lety +9

    12:50 my favorite critic joke ever

  • @diamondsnake1273
    @diamondsnake1273 Před 8 lety +48

    Is that Cypher Raige?

  • @victoryoroblivion9713
    @victoryoroblivion9713 Před 6 lety +3

    19:35 Alien: Do they have a code clearance?
    Other Alien: It's an older code, but it checks out.
    Missed opportunity, Critic.

  • @lazerbeam134
    @lazerbeam134 Před 6 lety +6

    Jeff Goldblum isn't a stereotype he is a treasure that this world is not worthy of.

  • @backforward2007
    @backforward2007 Před 8 lety +3

    the great thing about this movie is that the people around the world set aside theirs differences and unite under a common cause.

  • @starnetz2597
    @starnetz2597 Před 8 lety +5

    "So who's side will you be on,The Humans or the Aliens?"
    *Puts on Alien Antenna hat*
    "Nanu Nanu."
    Same.

  • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
    @GroundhogDayisAWESOME Před 6 lety +7

    12:52 BEST JOKE EVER in this review! xD

  • @checkmatekingtwothisiswhit7685

    “Will Smith the most charming man alive.”
    -Nostalgia Critic

  • @alphabrother6823
    @alphabrother6823 Před 8 lety +16

    Independence Day 2: Resurrgence. Rooting for the Aliens. Na-noo, Na-noo

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto Před 8 lety +1

      With the Critic on their side, the aliens will obviously win.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto Před 8 lety +1

      *****
      The Critic defeated The Shyamalan. He's *more* than a god.