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  • @GreySlasher63
    @GreySlasher63 Před 2 lety +17064

    It’s smart to portray the enemy as smart and clever rather than a stereotype, one of the quickest ways to lose a battle is to underestimate your enemies.

    • @harrisn3693
      @harrisn3693 Před 2 lety +601

      Exactly, they US thought that they can impress Afghans with American war tech when many have had training on more advanced Russian war tech such as SU-27 and STERLA missiles

    • @Tipperito
      @Tipperito Před 2 lety +622

      @@harrisn3693 not to mention many of those afghans were already fighting when the US troops where still learning to walk

    • @Mehlogical
      @Mehlogical Před 2 lety +139

      @CJ96 yeah I'm not sure where he got that from

    • @carsonkouts
      @carsonkouts Před 2 lety +413

      @@harrisn3693 that's strange because throughout 7 rotations in and out of Afghanistan I've yet to see them utilize a single thing you just talked about. you want to know what they really use? RPGs, RPKs, DHSKs, and c4 stuffed into soda cans. they follow their comrades into the line of fire from m134 miniguns, watching the bodies pile up and continue to throw themselves out there. they blow themselves up with RPGs, they fire from the hip like Rambo at aircraft 5000 feet in the air with small arms.

    • @carsonkouts
      @carsonkouts Před 2 lety +220

      @@harrisn3693 On top of that, we actually do scare the shit out of them despite the propaganda they create. During my second deployment they stopped shooting at us, later on in a brief we were told the taliban leadership told their forces not to shoot at the black helicopters that came at night, because if they did we would kill them all and take the survivors into the darkness. They literally called us green eyed demons because of our NVG glow

  • @Claggyt
    @Claggyt Před 2 lety +41905

    The camouflage was amazing in those days. Everyone wore gray and blended into the gray background.

  • @CodaMission
    @CodaMission Před rokem +1031

    - Don't take your time when you pop up to look. Take one quick glance and pop back.
    - Don't transition to obvious places.
    - Concealment is not the same as cover
    - Concealment doesn't work if parts of you can be seen outside it.
    - The enemy can see where you entered cover or concealment. Don't pop your head up where they'll expect you to.
    - The enemy can hear you, and they don't need an exact location to use it against you
    - Space out. A crowd is an opportunity

    • @SharpForceTrauma
      @SharpForceTrauma Před 9 měsíci +108

      Addendum for occupying territory:
      -Don't salute your CO unless you want to see his brains.
      -Don't leave your fancy equipment for the enemy
      -Be extremely cautious of anyone that lives outside your base. The enemy will use civilians to their advantage.
      -Take security seriously. Don't tell anyone that doesn't need to know, don't fall asleep on watch duty, don't leave the gate unlocked.

    • @tallesttree4863
      @tallesttree4863 Před 9 měsíci +32

      Basic tactics that people even in fps games can't grasp

    • @eduparada970
      @eduparada970 Před 9 měsíci +70

      ​​@@tallesttree4863Because in a fps you really suffer no consequences for dying, you just gonna respawn or even if you lose is just a lost game, however in war you have no second opportunities, however many kids nowadays believe war is like cod :/ I lost.count of all the comments I've seen of kids saying "wow his aim suck" unironically in combat videos where the POV is a machine gunner giving suppressive fire

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 Před 8 měsíci +12

      i remember my dad saying to keep moving, and not run and hide behind a rock, just like in this video its known where you will pop up

    • @sir2657
      @sir2657 Před 7 měsíci +9

      ​@@eduparada970 I play bf4 which (hardcore conquest) mode has some realistic combat moments and firefights and with real tactics such as simple suppressive fire it kinda works...I am an ex greek soldier and I always try To use tactics but then it all goes out the window because a tank suddenly is behind you or 10 players etc etc...irl you would have known etc

  • @MannChild9
    @MannChild9 Před rokem +2076

    The friendliest, enemy vs enemy, verbal exchange EVER. I’m also impressed with his English. Very clear n on point. What nice guys.

    • @forestcityfishing4749
      @forestcityfishing4749 Před rokem

      Germans and Japanese were and are nice guys....it was and is the other side that pure evil...why do you think they tried to stop them? Now the J owns everything and everyone...

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 Před rokem +109

      Lol its still portrayed as broken "Tarzan" English because they were seen as subhuman. "Me Japanese talk like Tarzan. Eat fortune cookie and train teenager."

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon Před rokem +106

      @@criminallyautistic8372considering most people dinae speak languages outside of their own, especially in the 1940s, I’d say they did pretty good.
      If real life isn’t a Hollywood motion picture, where everyone speaks perfect American English for the sake of the audience.so take your ‘they dinae speak in perfect English, therefore they’re seen as subhuman” projecting elsewhere.

    • @Alexander-cg1ey
      @Alexander-cg1ey Před rokem +29

      ​@@Beuwen_The_Dragon they couldve just been Americans

    • @antoniothegunexpert5955
      @antoniothegunexpert5955 Před rokem +13

      "DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?"

  • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
    @AnakinSkyobiliviator Před 2 lety +13950

    To be honest, Sarge here only lived due to sheer plot armor.

    • @loganbarnes9672
      @loganbarnes9672 Před 2 lety +172

      Lol yeah.

    • @laurenceperkins7468
      @laurenceperkins7468 Před 2 lety +397

      The ammunition for the Arisaka was terrible. Way overlong. Doesn't even look right. The bullets tended to tumble. Know a fellow who tested some as a starting point for trying to make one shoot decently. Bullet curved over forty degrees off the point of aim and went sideways through the backstop.
      With a decent load the rifle itself shot pretty well. But the stuff they were issuing to their troops was utter garbage.

    • @MagronesBR2
      @MagronesBR2 Před 2 lety +121

      That was Naruto-tier of Plot Armor

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 Před 2 lety +29

      @@laurenceperkins7468 Does ammunition age?

    • @laurenceperkins7468
      @laurenceperkins7468 Před 2 lety +117

      @@Lazyguy22 It can. Usually the primer ceases to ignite and they turn into duds. But even when it was new it didn't work that well (at least, according to my grandfather, who brought it home from the war.)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6.5%C3%9750mmSR_Arisaka#/media/File:6_x_50_mm_SR_(Arisaka).jpg
      See how long that bullet is? That's the problem. It ends up being terribly unstable. Modern runs of the cartridge use a shorter bullet and don't have the same problems.
      The rifle itself is pretty decent. And, in point of fact, it's the strongest mass-produced rifle action ever last I heard. Maybe somebody's surpassed it in recent years, but the Arisaka action was commonly re-built into things like elephant guns after the war.
      But some of the cartridges issues over the course of the war were just horribly bad.

  • @bruceccorwin
    @bruceccorwin Před 2 lety +21105

    I had no idea that Japanese soldiers were so friendly, helpful, cooperative and easy to capture.

    • @GhostSal
      @GhostSal Před 2 lety +1384

      Not to mention so little of a threat you could basically have your guard down while taking them into custody… and no need for a real pat down, just a couple of pats around the waist will do.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 2 lety +453

      Sounds like he took out a lot of people before being captured. And he's not really being cooperative, he's not actually telling them anything they don't already know, he's just rubbing in their incompetence.

    • @macobuzi
      @macobuzi Před 2 lety +201

      Probably Japanese volunteers who lived in US.

    • @andrewcox6980
      @andrewcox6980 Před 2 lety +492

      Luckily, they spoke good english too.

    • @lifeofxyco7633
      @lifeofxyco7633 Před 2 lety +165

      They were Chinese. Japanese have different accent.

  • @oldcop18
    @oldcop18 Před 9 měsíci +978

    I paid close attention to all the combat training we got prior to being deployed to Viet Nam. While I’m not sure if it saved me I’ll be celebrating my 77th trip around the sun in a couple of weeks.

    • @97stratocaster21
      @97stratocaster21 Před 9 měsíci +50

      Happy early birthday to you, sir.
      Welcome Home.

    • @HazySkies
      @HazySkies Před 9 měsíci +25

      Early happy birthday, and thank you for your service. Great respect.

    • @white6505
      @white6505 Před 9 měsíci +16

      happy birthday. Im twenty now, and might just see a war myself. i hope i can make it to 77 aswell.

    • @Bill-ij4wh
      @Bill-ij4wh Před 9 měsíci +6

      Happy birthday! Glad you're still with us.

    • @dominicvasquez6469
      @dominicvasquez6469 Před 8 měsíci +3

      You're luck must be pretty good, you'll probably get quite a few more.

  • @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Před 9 měsíci +399

    “You see? Very dumb soldier; very dead too.”
    💀

  • @Stadtpark90
    @Stadtpark90 Před 2 lety +5887

    What I learned? You have to be especially careful, when the music gets suspenseful. Always have your orchestra with you, they give important clues.

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 Před 2 lety +116

      you learn that from left for dead as well

    • @jonasfernades241
      @jonasfernades241 Před 2 lety +22

      genius

    • @charlesklimko492
      @charlesklimko492 Před 2 lety +145

      As The Saying-Goes, "One of the problems, with life, is that there's no background-music."

    • @fuzzamajumula
      @fuzzamajumula Před rokem +12

      😂😂 You win!

    • @daedalusb9548
      @daedalusb9548 Před rokem +37

      @@charlesklimko492 only players get background music. Doesn't work for npcs

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 Před 2 lety +14692

    Probably the smartest thing about this training film is that it doesn’t portray the enemy as being stupid because the fastest way to die in combat is to think you’re better than them.

    • @yeet--
      @yeet-- Před 2 lety +93

      @mb AMONG US

    • @PanzaFax
      @PanzaFax Před 2 lety +74

      @mb WHAT IS AMONG US AND WHY DO I KEEP HEARING ABOUT IT

    • @miltonbuu
      @miltonbuu Před 2 lety +164

      @@PanzaFax dont bother

    • @dragonskulls_4813
      @dragonskulls_4813 Před 2 lety +119

      @@PanzaFax Stay away from that.
      That’s all I gotta say.

    • @Milangasor
      @Milangasor Před 2 lety +45

      @@PanzaFax sussy baka

  • @kongmenglee522
    @kongmenglee522 Před rokem +938

    Im a US Army Veteran...from during the Gulf War...this clip reminds me of the Iraqi soldiers that volunteered to surrender...cause they didnt have any food or water, their morale was broke, and surrendering was guaranteed to not get a bullet in the head...but most of all it meant, food, water, a warm bed, a opportunity to not go home in a body bag, and piece of mind that the fighting was done...I HATE WARS!

    • @tibbygaycat
      @tibbygaycat Před rokem +50

      Glad you made it back! Nobody should have to go through that

    • @infinitecanadian
      @infinitecanadian Před rokem +21

      Thank you for your service.

    • @PlaneGuyProud
      @PlaneGuyProud Před rokem +2

    • @ChuckDeniyo
      @ChuckDeniyo Před rokem +15

      Tell that to bush.

    • @T1A4437
      @T1A4437 Před 10 měsíci +1

      How was the war and were you in infantry and in what company were you i will do research what happened to the company (squadron) and thank you for your service O7 (O7 is a short way to salute in the internet)

  • @shiv421kobra
    @shiv421kobra Před rokem +49

    "One group of men bunch up together, maybe they get lonesome" was hilarious😂😂😂

  • @Denzie53
    @Denzie53 Před 3 lety +12385

    How to get killed: Standing in a clearing in a free fire zone, without backup, and chatting with a couple of enemy soldiers who haven't been searched. Perhaps they were impressed by his clean, crisp looking uniform.

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Před 3 lety +6573

    “Well you’re not so smart. I got you, didn’t I?”
    “Yes, but you didn’t get the machine gun on your flank.”
    “On my wh-“

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Před 3 lety +440

      That would be hilarious considering he mentioned the machine gun in his story so there is in fact a Mg nest there ahahaa

    • @allseriousness
      @allseriousness Před 3 lety +130

      I was half expecting this

    • @jamesseger6265
      @jamesseger6265 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mikesmyth8330
      @mikesmyth8330 Před 3 lety +16

      I've come back to this comment a half a dozen times, and I still keep laughing.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Před 3 lety +13

      BRRRRAAAAAP

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 Před 7 měsíci +44

    lot of respect to the japanese americans who had to endure all that prejudice but still chose to help make films like this which no doubt saved many lives

    • @anivicuno9473
      @anivicuno9473 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I'm sure they all chose to "volunteer" and leave their cushy concentration camps.

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @anivicuno9473 Even still, takes a lot of strength to find pride in helping a nation thats being that mean to you because you still believe you can make it better

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@anivicuno9473quite a few joined the army and fought bravely against the germans.

    • @ginachiaverini
      @ginachiaverini Před měsícem +1

      I thought they were portrayed very fairly here.

    • @FormerBunsenBurner
      @FormerBunsenBurner Před měsícem

      @@kenneth9874 In fact, one of the most decorated American units of the war was comprised of Japanese Americans

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 Před 9 měsíci +14

    My main takeaway:
    Step 1 of not getting killed: don’t reposition, don’t advance, don’t move at all. Japanese soldiers’ vision is based on movement.

  • @user-li5cr6wv5b
    @user-li5cr6wv5b Před 2 lety +4537

    Gotta give the props to the sergeant. Standing there listening to an enemy soldier roasting his fallen comrades, he's got the patience of an angel.

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith Před 2 lety +293

      Props to the Japanese soldiers nearby too for not shooting an American who was standing out in the open for story time!

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 2 lety +295

      @@nottherealpaulsmith Honestly, if I were a Japanese soldier watching it, I'd let them keep talking. That captured soldier was giving better burns than a flamethrower.

    • @Night-Owl-
      @Night-Owl- Před 2 lety +37

      I would've heard him out too. Its not like he's lying.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před 2 lety +92

      He learned the most important lesson about what is the best way to deal with a talkative enemy: Let them talk.

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX Před 2 lety +17

      Remember: learn from mistakes
      The guy may know more than u think

  • @retiredyeti5555
    @retiredyeti5555 Před 3 lety +4743

    My dad used to tell me about these training films. He said a lot of the soldiers laughed at them, and a lot of those men died because they did not pay attention.

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 Před 3 lety +229

      Sounds like me
      Good thing I wasnt in the US back then

    • @markwright760
      @markwright760 Před 3 lety +57

      You Dad must be 100 years old then; WW2 ended in 1945.

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 Před 3 lety +555

      @@markwright760
      Uh... He literally said he
      "Used to tell" him

    • @retiredyeti5555
      @retiredyeti5555 Před 3 lety +754

      @@markwright760 - Dad died in Jan 2013 at the tender age of 95. He was born in 1918., Heck, I turned 78 a week ago! Time marches on!

    • @markwright760
      @markwright760 Před 3 lety +167

      @@retiredyeti5555 Damn! That's awesome that your Dad served during WW2. I bet he had all kinds of war stories to tell. I wish nothing but the best for you brother.

  • @surlyjerk8031
    @surlyjerk8031 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I guess FDR approved a day pass for the two Japanese actors from the interment camps to film this beauty.

  • @conradsutton
    @conradsutton Před rokem +36

    One of the most important things I still remember from boot camp was the difference between cover and camouflage...and how to use both.

    • @kennyworth007
      @kennyworth007 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I think you're referring to cover and concealment training. Both useful. But concealment doesn't stop bullets. Cover does.

    • @conradsutton
      @conradsutton Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@kennyworth007
      Yes, concealment...thanks.

  • @hydraulichydra8363
    @hydraulichydra8363 Před 2 lety +7748

    "10 good American soldiers..."
    "Good American soldiers are hard to hit. These were easy."
    - I'm sorry, but that was a damn good roast.

    • @Apotrix
      @Apotrix Před 2 lety +106

      Made me laugh 😂😂 I'll find a way to use this kind of line.

    • @positivevibesrfc
      @positivevibesrfc Před 2 lety +75

      They are better at hitting each other with friendly fire

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 2 lety +172

      10 good american soldiers walked up a hill,
      one look over a log, now there were nine
      9 good american soldiers walked up a hill
      etc

    • @KevAng039
      @KevAng039 Před 2 lety +23

      Mic drop moment for sure.

    • @steffen5121
      @steffen5121 Před 2 lety +4

      Finest blend

  • @olwens1368
    @olwens1368 Před 2 lety +4492

    I was waiting for the American soldier to discover that there was a third Japanese sniper he hadn't noticed.....

    • @twokool4skool129
      @twokool4skool129 Před 2 lety +723

      "This other American decided to take prisoners by himself in an active combat area and them stand around listening to stories. Nice guy. Nice and dead too."

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar Před 2 lety +133

      I was waiting for one of the two guys to pull out a grenade and take the us soldier down with him. On the Pacific Front in particular it was notoriously difficult to get Japanese PoWs, part of that being caused by training that valued suicide attacks over capture. It’s reflected in the PoW statistics too, with Japanese troops having the smallest number of PoWs out of any major combatant of the war (at least until the Soviet Union moved into a bunch of Imperial Japanese territory at the end of the war).

    • @cuebj
      @cuebj Před 2 lety +77

      Exactly - or shout so Japanese gunnery spotter could work out their position. My father in Burma campaign after Kohima. Silence was essential. Every dead or wounded Japanese booby trapped. Until very end, when they had no ammunition and were starving to death, no PoWs. They had a death cult - almost wanted to die in battle more than win. Burma turned on realisation that Japanese were actually bad soldiers badly led, as in recklessly prepared to die charging machine guns rather than live to fight another day or not bothered with logistics of supply lines to feed troops while assuming they would capture allies' food dumps. Intense training from 1943 meant allies were smarter jungle fighters than Japanese in 1944-45. Allies in Burma were Indian, British, Naga, African, Nepali, US pilots of Dakota transport planes

    • @adamgfleming5397
      @adamgfleming5397 Před 2 lety +10

      I was waiting to get Rick rolled.

    • @lizettewanzer8650
      @lizettewanzer8650 Před 2 lety +3

      I was waiting for that, too!

  • @nobody-tw3zs
    @nobody-tw3zs Před rokem +26

    "Is man stupid" had me cracking up 🤣5:42

  • @KiraPlaysGuitar
    @KiraPlaysGuitar Před rokem +3237

    I like how the Japanese solider looked proud of the American who got in the ditch and then crawled to a different position.

  • @bhangrafan4480
    @bhangrafan4480 Před 3 lety +2104

    The most famous last words of all time: "I know what I'm doing."

    • @mirrorblue100
      @mirrorblue100 Před 3 lety +111

      The most second famous last words: "Watch this."

    • @spaceflight1019
      @spaceflight1019 Před 3 lety +5

      That didn't work out too well for Bubba Zanetti!

    • @Shojikitsune1
      @Shojikitsune1 Před 3 lety +49

      @@mirrorblue100 What if you say, "I know what I'm doing - watch this!"

    • @wills5159
      @wills5159 Před 3 lety +31

      i thought it was "hold my beer"

    • @spaceflight1019
      @spaceflight1019 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Shojikitsune1 , might as well put a red shirt on...

  • @Ancient_Astronaut_Theorist
    @Ancient_Astronaut_Theorist Před 9 měsíci +16

    Look at the year this film was produced. No telling how many of our fathers, uncles, grandfathers actually watched this very video before going into combat.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 Před měsícem

      its actually a pretty effective technique. The disrespect the Japanese soldier gives to the dead Americans stresses the ruthless nature of the enemy who won't hesitate to take advantage of any mistake a soldier does to put them in a grave. It does not pusy foot around or try to build up their ego about how awesome American soldiers are. I wish more training took that kind of cold approach.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před rokem +90

    I love that opening. Two snipers take 3 shots and miss, our American hero takes one shot and strongarms both of them into surrender.
    One good thing about the good ol' japanese soldiers, though, they were always very helpful and friendly when they were captured!

  • @dougwigley8072
    @dougwigley8072 Před 3 lety +6620

    I remember my Dad telling me that he was trained not to seek cover in a ditch when under German mortar fire because the Germans had mortars already sighted-in for the ditches knowing that our soldiers would use the ditches for cover. He said that, in spite of their training, some soldiers would panic and go into the ditches where many died.

    • @agalie7139
      @agalie7139 Před 3 lety +673

      Exactly what I learned in the army , if there is not a ditch or a path ,create one and preferably in the direction of a machine gun ( indirect fire ). Preparing a defense position is also preparing the ground in front of your position ( cutting trees that blocks your view,blocking some paths,clear some areas of high grass, concealing your position by creating dummy positions...).Evidently the modern war is more complicated but a good preparation can save you.

    • @tsunderella5826
      @tsunderella5826 Před 3 lety +431

      Also WW2 soldiers were told that the MG42 was a highly inaccurate machine gun

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 Před 3 lety +299

      I saw some dudes in the Ukraine like 3 or 4 years back and they had the craziest cover use I've seen they were laying on there back and doing a sit up pop a few of then lay back using the kerb as cover with return fire obviously kicking dirt up near em but it was cool to see but I felt bad for em using an old ak with just a crap kerb I don't care what side they were on that was still the most brass balls soldiers I've seen irl

    • @agalie7139
      @agalie7139 Před 3 lety +358

      @@tsunderella5826 actually MG 42 it was slightly inaccurate comparing to Browning but the tactic of use was different. MG 42 has almost double the rate of the fire and actually is spraying a wave of bullets in a certain area.Also the germans were masters of indirect fire. The propose was not specially to kill but to deny a area to your enemies.The allies were forced to destroy first the machine gun nest before advancing.

    • @user-it3ve2bl7j
      @user-it3ve2bl7j Před 3 lety +140

      (edited) Before you write me a silly comment, read the thread to the end. There is a high probability that your -idiotic- question has already been written / answered MANY TIMES. And I got tired of it for a long time.
      This is especially true of those strange people who draw knowledge from games and films.
      (end of edition)
      Either your father is a fool, or you don’t understand anything. Or both, which is not surprising for Westerners.
      Aiming to hit a small target from a mortar is unrealistic. Even if you do not change aiming, but simply throw shells into the mortar barrel, the natural dispersion during firing will be many tens of meters.
      The mortar, in principle, is not intended for marksmanship. Its task is to create a sufficiently dense fragmentation stream in the air in a certain zone, and make it impossible for the free movement of infantry there. A soldier in any hole in the ground is a fairly difficult target to hit. On the Soviet - German front, ditches, craters from explosions and so on were used by everyone and always.
      The Soviet infantryman (up to our time) always had a small sapper shovel in his equipment. If, during the attack, the enemy's resistance becomes too strong, then the soldiers are ordered to dig in where they are. In 1-2-3 minutes, a lying soldier, without lifting the body from the ground at all, digs a shallow trench for shooting from a prone position. Then the trench is knee-deep, waist-deep, in the evening - an individual trench in full growth. Already starting from the middle depth of the trench, only a direct / close explosion of a projectile, or a very unsuccessful fragment of a projectile arriving along a ballistic trajectory, can kill a soldier.
      Or are Western soldiers so dumb that they stand in a ditch to their full height, instead of lying there? ))

  • @pfg5617
    @pfg5617 Před 3 lety +4171

    "Hey O'Malley, wipe that dirt off your bayonet. I want that steel so shiny I can see my face in it!"
    "Okay, Sarge."

    • @todd3205
      @todd3205 Před 3 lety +135

      That's the wittiest shit I've heard all week! Good-O!

    • @hfarthingt
      @hfarthingt Před 3 lety +151

      *dies*

    • @lumtaroc
      @lumtaroc Před 3 lety +36

      That is the funniest comment here. i was laughing.

    • @xanderk84
      @xanderk84 Před 3 lety +116

      Some of the standard issue combat knives in WWII had black enamel for a reason. Should've done the same with the bayonets.

    • @michaeloreagan9758
      @michaeloreagan9758 Před 3 lety +54

      @@xanderk84 they didn't have black enamel. Most bayonets were parkerized early ones were blued. Never enameled

  • @Darmesis
    @Darmesis Před rokem +145

    I love the "So sorry" line by the "Jap." I had a ethnically Japanese friend who used to say that all the time cuz he was a funny, funny, sarcastic dude.
    "Rotsa ruck, roundeye" was another of his faves. 😂
    Miss ya, Pete, wherever you are!

    • @drataa
      @drataa Před rokem +7

      ...said the racist friend.

    • @Darmesis
      @Darmesis Před rokem +48

      @@drataa ,
      Was my Japanese friend the racist for making fun of mid-20th century caricatures of his peeps or was I the racist for finding his re-appropriation humorous? 🤔

    • @Minchken
      @Minchken Před rokem +42

      @@Darmesis Talking to an sjw is like talking to a toilet.

    • @Darmesis
      @Darmesis Před rokem +19

      @@Minchken ,
      Yeah, they can yank “racism” outta their azz faster than a jackrabbit can sh!+ a carrot.
      (I don’t know if that’s a saying. If it wasn’t, then I get credit!) 🤪

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 Před rokem +11

      @@drataa You must hate life, you have my pity.

  • @CrossbredManiac
    @CrossbredManiac Před rokem +127

    Damn this is good
    Wish we still had films being made like this. Not only does this educate a soldier or a survivalist, but it teaches common sense in such a succinct manner. Music is perfect and the actors were great!

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Před rokem +5

      its aso great humour which makes it perfect as a teaching tool.

    • @bgt63
      @bgt63 Před rokem +1

      COD teaches the same thing

    • @yikes6969
      @yikes6969 Před rokem +4

      ​@@bgt63 cringe

    • @rockoyhead
      @rockoyhead Před 2 měsíci

      @@yikes6969 Its true tho 💀

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 Před 2 lety +10859

    Let me break down the video for you.
    - Don't peak your head
    - Don't wave or make sudden movements, especially with objects
    - Don't run towards your enemy
    - Don't engage in conversations in mid-battle
    - Don't reflect sunlight off metal or glass.
    - Don't hide behind non-bulletproof layers
    - Don't stay in the same position or come out of the same position where enemies have their guns pointed at you.

    • @paulchapman603
      @paulchapman603 Před 2 lety +345

      Bugs me that the video is all about what not to do. They don't tell you the good things to do to keep yourself alive.

    • @rancidworkplace
      @rancidworkplace Před 2 lety +180

      Use your head and utilize your training?

    • @melmelxd5731
      @melmelxd5731 Před 2 lety +965

      @@paulchapman603 the video is called "how to get killed", what do you expect?

    • @matiasrisatti670
      @matiasrisatti670 Před 2 lety +82

      Stay hidden. And if they see you, don't get shot.

    • @epicgaming7813
      @epicgaming7813 Před 2 lety +225

      @@paulchapman603 of course the video is about what not to do, it’s called “How to get killed”
      I’m not in the military but I’m assuming this isn’t the only teaching method they use

  • @ThatOneGuyFromSchool
    @ThatOneGuyFromSchool Před 2 lety +5157

    Judge: you're being accused of murder
    Japanese guy: he committed suicide

    • @Woodburnworks
      @Woodburnworks Před 2 lety +81

      Best comment i seen yet lmfao

    • @CandySweetUY
      @CandySweetUY Před 2 lety +18

      Hahah

    • @cloudstrife6911
      @cloudstrife6911 Před 2 lety +188

      He walked into my bullet your honor

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull Před 2 lety +76

      Epstein's friends be like:

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 2 lety +32

      I don't think soldiers were charged with murder for killing the enemy by the US, it was understood that both sides were doing the same thing. POWs were treated badly while the war was going on by both sides, ESPECIALLY by the Japanese, but once the war was over, I don't think the US at least would have the audacity to charge POWs with murder.

  • @TheGeezzer
    @TheGeezzer Před rokem +7

    A lot of wisecrack comments below but these movies were to instill the basic idea of warfare into raw recruits. They had no video games and not a lot of war movies to go by back then, so had little idea of what they were letting themselves in for. These little "periscope" films gave them some gumption.

  • @shootashoe
    @shootashoe Před rokem +7

    I like this because there really is no “what to do” in a war scenario but a what not do to could save ur life

  • @AccordionJoe1
    @AccordionJoe1 Před 2 lety +5104

    I remember during basic training in 1963 that 10 trainees were sent into an open field with grass no taller than 6 inches. All 200 in my company were told to turn around and find these 10. We spotted just three. The rest were told to stand and one was within 10 yards of me. I knew then that, despite my skill with a rifle and grenade, the odds of not being killed by some VC in a rice paddie or the jungle would be slim to none. How I made it home in one piece was nothing short of a miracle.

    • @PasteGames
      @PasteGames Před 2 lety +468

      My mans was scanning left to right instead of right to left

    • @drainfar1587
      @drainfar1587 Před 2 lety +271

      Buddy I checked ur channel and ur 15 TOPS lmaooo

    • @TheBelldiver
      @TheBelldiver Před 2 lety +230

      Remember these soldiers already had more than ten years of combat exlerience when we got there.
      Any time you move through anything as a platoon you become a bill board.
      I recall getting hell in a training exercise for running around the entire enemy lines and coming up.on their rear and shooting all my blanks into them.
      I caught real hell for not running straight into their trap as the rest were don't be for the umpires stopped the exercise to jump all I've me.
      I knew right then; they don't want to accomish anything but what they say.
      If that was real I wonder what would have really happened had I survived such a stunt.
      I thought war was about winning until you might be killed or wounded or kill every MFer in front of you.
      No wonder so many men die. Full frontal assaults for what?

    • @drainfar1587
      @drainfar1587 Před 2 lety +99

      @@TheBelldiver dope but the person who made the comment above is lying lol

    • @mechamoto6102
      @mechamoto6102 Před 2 lety +78

      Right on. Could very well be a true story, but it’s not yours kid.

  • @AgarthianTrapstar
    @AgarthianTrapstar Před 2 lety +2844

    "They were good soldiers, all of them!"
    "Well uh, not quite. In fact, let me tell you about all the tactical mistakes your men made while you point that rifle at me."

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 Před 2 lety +6

      Thanka

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 Před 2 lety

      I'm glad to see such an old film not stereotyping Asians, cus this bitch dumb as hell

    • @supremememe4340
      @supremememe4340 Před 2 lety +67

      Based

    • @j.t.1280
      @j.t.1280 Před 2 lety +1

      Well it's not like he could kill them if he wanted to, it's a war crime to kill a surrendered and unarmed opponent

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 Před 2 lety +36

      @@j.t.1280 yep, and we all know that NO war crimes were committed during WW2

  • @zhizunbao333
    @zhizunbao333 Před rokem +10

    I'm living in south of Chicago, I find this film very informative and helpful!

  • @DonPayne-vt9rq
    @DonPayne-vt9rq Před 7 měsíci +3

    I love these old training movies I can watch Periscope all day long.

  • @jaydawg2357
    @jaydawg2357 Před 2 lety +1630

    LMAO! My favorite was ,"He talk himself to Death." Then second was "They get Lonely so they all Die together."

    • @andrewmeyer169
      @andrewmeyer169 Před 2 lety +42

      there was no need to hire such awesome writers for training film

    • @srujan00
      @srujan00 Před 2 lety +18

      they are still there

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Před 2 lety +10

      @@andrewmeyer169 this is awesome writing tho

    • @harrisn3693
      @harrisn3693 Před 2 lety +1

      Soo much lulz 🤣🤣🤣

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny Před 2 lety +1

      @@andrewmeyer169 lol

  • @RsRj-qd2cg
    @RsRj-qd2cg Před 3 lety +628

    Lmao when the Japanese soldier said "I've gotten thirty Americans" I was expecting him to follow it up with "and you're thirty one", and then a third sniper would pop out and shoot the GI.

    • @InariAlchemist
      @InariAlchemist Před 2 lety +55

      Twenty-one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip.

    • @xxtesticals4863
      @xxtesticals4863 Před 2 lety +2

      cheesy af

    • @RsRj-qd2cg
      @RsRj-qd2cg Před 2 lety +31

      Seriously, when a Japanese soldier surrendered, especially if he wasn't incapacitated, there was a very good chance that he was hiding a grenade, or other hidden Japanese were waiting for the Americans to lower their guns.

    • @giarivers1511
      @giarivers1511 Před 2 lety +1

      being japanese a grenade would do, or a blade i guess

    • @sorenweber5684
      @sorenweber5684 Před 2 lety

      @@InariAlchemist Big Iron on his Hip.

  • @jimmylim5015
    @jimmylim5015 Před rokem +35

    Went through certain combat training before going to Iraq, called Fieldcraft Hostile. I was glad I never had to draw my M4 or M9-just basically had to stay alive not being hit by random mortars or RPGs being fired from outside the base. Also being the air force helped lol

    • @isustudent514
      @isustudent514 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Chairforce you mean. :p

    • @jimmylim5015
      @jimmylim5015 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@isustudent514 sure thing, I don't mind going back to Iraq again though

    • @Myranos
      @Myranos Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@isustudent514cant stand in a jet can ya? 🗿

  • @zachfarrell234
    @zachfarrell234 Před rokem +5

    I wasn't expectong such a cordial relationship between the american soldier and the enemy snipers who just killed 30 of his buddies. It was so sweet of them to explain so clearly how to not get shot by them.

  • @ma32851
    @ma32851 Před 3 lety +7365

    I never knew enemy encounters between the Japanese and Americans were so cordial and informative!

    • @irfanabbass
      @irfanabbass Před 3 lety +67

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb Před 3 lety +493

      It's the background music - puts them all in a good mood.

    • @cmoney220
      @cmoney220 Před 3 lety +412

      Yeah and the Japanese soldier had a pair of brass balls on him. "American Soldier, very dumb. Japanese Soldier, very clever. "

    • @mayhemmacraider4737
      @mayhemmacraider4737 Před 3 lety +79

      Stan Lee wrote some of these.

    • @kellyrayburn4093
      @kellyrayburn4093 Před 3 lety +139

      When they weren't actually fighting the Japanese were very polite. Of course the dialog here was written by a script writer, but I can see something similar actually being said. The Japanese had a lot of respect for the enemy who proved worthy. The Americans depicted here were *not* worthy. If they were, they wouldn't have been so easy to kill.

  • @solkaz4175
    @solkaz4175 Před 3 lety +6880

    I thought the Japanese guys were gonna jump him as a lesson on not having a battle buddy.

    • @daryllemans9473
      @daryllemans9473 Před 3 lety +110

      Hey me too, but who knew they knew how to rap?

    • @stefanschleps8758
      @stefanschleps8758 Před 3 lety +70

      "Kill or Be Killed". by Rex Applegate A timeless tome on surviving in combat. I got my first copy from my dad, a WWII vet, when he passed away. I completely recommend it to everyone, from the infantry man to law enforcement, state or federal. It is the one indespensible book on self-defense. Better than the "Bubishi."
      Laoshr#60
      Ching Yi Kung Fu Association

    • @bencarvalho7126
      @bencarvalho7126 Před 3 lety +164

      "Lay down, you're dead! You're dead, you're dead because you don't have a battle buddy, SAFETY IN NUMBERRRRS!"

    • @Bullzeye1000yds
      @Bullzeye1000yds Před 3 lety +20

      The Garand was a 30.06 cartridge. 170gr.
      8 rounds. All of the G.I.s learned quick, how to shoot from the hip. They'd have died real quick.
      My Granddad told me that in close combat, the G.I.s carried empty stripper clips. They'd fire, then toss the clip to simulate being empty. It worked well, more often than not.

    • @Sir_toaster
      @Sir_toaster Před 3 lety +42

      @@Bullzeye1000yds ah yes the old bollocks talking about empty clips.

  • @lesterburkes5962
    @lesterburkes5962 Před rokem +7

    Its crazy how as humans we think of cover and concealment as the same thing. Like you are hidden but not protected its a fatal chain of thoughts that in a fight or flight situation you see how people get into. Like how many people died in the war because they got behind a bush rather than a rock or into a ditch. Then also understand that all weapons exist to defeat both cover and concealment. Body armor is just mobile cover and fatigues are mobile concealment. So intriguing when you think about it!

  • @Exius-Zero
    @Exius-Zero Před rokem +8

    4:42 LMAO how I miss this sort of humor

  • @thaddeuswilson654
    @thaddeuswilson654 Před 3 lety +2156

    Tojo came down like it was the price is right, and then talked smack like it was no big deal. Gave me a good laugh

    • @fishfingers4548
      @fishfingers4548 Před 3 lety +16

      Must admit I thought this was an episode of blind date than an actual warzone; me sitting in the background chanting kiss kiss... In RL snipers don't get captured, in videogames snipers dont get captured. Sniperz are not poggers :S

    • @no-barknoonan8798
      @no-barknoonan8798 Před 3 lety +20

      You bet your sweet bippy they would do a nice bayonet charge.

    • @zefdin101
      @zefdin101 Před 3 lety +51

      Very ballsy of the military to be brutally honest to get better. In affect calling the dead people stupid. But THAT brutal honesty is what it takes to get better.. to learn from mistakes. I’d be curious to see, in this whimpifing cancel culture, if we are smart enough to be that honest? Or would we just die, go into slaughter- one by one.. rather than offend anyone? Good stuff!

    • @no-barknoonan8798
      @no-barknoonan8798 Před 3 lety +16

      @@zefdin101 Well back in the day they weren't using Pavlov style conditioning to make people into killers either, it was after WWII that they started doing that.

    • @jaykay9836
      @jaykay9836 Před 3 lety +12

      He was correct though, " not very good soldiers".

  • @48917032
    @48917032 Před 2 lety +2911

    Man, that Japanese sniper burned those dead guys so hard he practically cremated them.

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 Před 2 lety +68

      And I thought the Japanese didn't have a flammenwerfer..

    • @peterking2651
      @peterking2651 Před 2 lety +54

      They didn’t point out the absolute dumbest place for a sniper is up in a tree. Once spotted they have no escape, also they have very restricted movement because they are likely to expose their position.
      A sniper should be able to get in to position, identify the high value target, kill the target and withdraw undetected. Killing a rifleman is not a high value target.

    • @crabbyboi9127
      @crabbyboi9127 Před 2 lety +57

      no, he just pulled a trigger, very simple.

    • @erichogan9769
      @erichogan9769 Před 2 lety +18

      @@peterking2651 the ones in trees got a lot more kills than those banzai charges tho. And sometimes they did wait for high value targets.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Před 2 lety +1

      @@crabbyboi9127 😂😂😂

  • @templar23
    @templar23 Před rokem +8

    1:55 going from crawling to full standing in hostile jungle, that's how you get killed xD

  • @gregmccarter2176
    @gregmccarter2176 Před rokem +4

    One of my good friends served 3 tours in Vietnam. He told me the pamphlet for combat survival was bs.nothing he saw was in the book.he said those Vietnam congs were clever and very scary.

  • @rfletch62
    @rfletch62 Před 3 lety +2294

    I was waiting for the unsearched prisoners to drop a grenade.

    • @gregsmith5695
      @gregsmith5695 Před 3 lety +73

      Me too. Different training film. But enough of a phenomenon to require inclusion in a training film.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 Před 3 lety +23

      I hope they trained infantrymen etc to search prisoners and not just the MPs.
      I don't think they would actually have doctrine that stupid.

    • @gregsmith5695
      @gregsmith5695 Před 3 lety +43

      @@cat_city2009 They did to some degree.A lot of that experience was a new enemy from a different culture.
      Prior US experience was WW1 and the Banana wars. There were for sure incidents of duplicty in WW1 but surrender was sort of on chivalric principles on both sides. The Christmas armistice really did happen.
      The Japanese saw anyone not Japanese as beneath them and as far as the allies learned quickly it was safer to shoot them.
      Prisoners were taken on both sides but it was a crap shoot for treatment. If you were Japanese and made it to the rear you were treated very well. As for Americans and ANZACs I don't think you need to look far to find what that experiance was.And I edit because I am remiss.The British, Indians, Gurkha and Chindits as well.The Chinese had their own special hells at the hands of the Imperial Army.

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim Před 3 lety +67

      That would have been a great ending. Their ghosts hang around say, "That's another way to kill yourself. Not searching a Japanese prisoner who would rather die than get captured and then getting blown up."

    • @twocentproductions5326
      @twocentproductions5326 Před 3 lety +8

      @@gregsmith5695 oh ya, that happened often few survived no one really knew, i think it was good info in the vid for boys of that horrible era. Just think how green and young the infantry was, off the farm, these vids were part of boot camp combat training army. I bet foremost of them it was prob the first time they CD an asian,, and a decent scent of face to face combat coming their way, their future orders. This vid would of sobered me up at the age of 17,18

  • @BD-xn2dp
    @BD-xn2dp Před 3 lety +3631

    Gee, war doesn't seem too bad. A couple of missed shots, a pleasant conversation, some back ground music. Seems like an overall pleasant experience.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 2 lety +98

      Yeah. You don't hafta smell your 1Ø buddies' farts, ever again.
      Good call, bd.

    • @oobleck147
      @oobleck147 Před 2 lety +35

      r/cursedcomments

    • @sevinkayne
      @sevinkayne Před 2 lety +148

      @@oobleck147 r/stfu

    • @ArcturusCOG
      @ArcturusCOG Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, sounds good.

    • @CarlosianBigWang
      @CarlosianBigWang Před 2 lety +5

      We’re probably gonna get a crack at it.if you take anything away from this, let it be don’t be stupid stupid

  • @WolfPackIncorperated
    @WolfPackIncorperated Před 9 měsíci +2

    I was waiting for the Sgt to get sniped since he was standing out in the open trying to detain 2 enemies not knowing if others were hiding waiting to snipe him

  • @stillededge
    @stillededge Před rokem +3

    I love this kind of stuff.
    The list of things you should do to survive is EXHAUSTING...THEN you gotta get LUCKY.

  • @antonmoric1469
    @antonmoric1469 Před 3 lety +2846

    Classic. Sound and light discipline, don't bunch up, don't be predictable, don't mistake concealment for cover - all gold for an infantryman.

    • @philipinchina
      @philipinchina Před 3 lety +70

      Ho little the basics change. Shadow, shine, shape, sound and smoke.

    • @dalevaughn9446
      @dalevaughn9446 Před 3 lety +27

      @@philipinchina True. 5 is the number of death, 7 is the number of completion!!!. Basic infantryman training, --( BASIC),--Learn them or you're dead!!!!!!!.

    • @zaynevanday142
      @zaynevanday142 Před 3 lety +7

      @@philipinchina who are you calling Ho 😂

    • @zaynevanday142
      @zaynevanday142 Před 3 lety +32

      @@philipinchina nope
      Sound
      Shape
      Shine
      Silhouette
      Surface
      And
      Movement

    • @zaynevanday142
      @zaynevanday142 Před 3 lety +5

      @@philipinchina the Five S’s and an M

  • @kagobonestalker1487
    @kagobonestalker1487 Před 2 lety +5571

    "Very dumb soldier. Very dead too." That's poetry.

    • @dgerdi
      @dgerdi Před 2 lety +37

      And bloody good soldiering

    • @koopanique
      @koopanique Před 2 lety +4

      So sassy.

    • @thinkprozac
      @thinkprozac Před 2 lety +75

      Very dumb soldiers, get out of cover always, they very dead too
      Good haiku

    • @ryanouellette2082
      @ryanouellette2082 Před 2 lety +7

      Pretty sure that was Edgar Allen Poe that said that

    • @211q1
      @211q1 Před 2 lety +1

      A easy way to get kill is suicide as it easily done and u died

  • @ggoddkkiller1342
    @ggoddkkiller1342 Před rokem +2

    Lessons learned:
    1- Cover your bayonet with dirt
    2- Roll around rather than walking
    3- Roll faster rather than running
    4- Always use mirrors to look around
    5- Kick out friendlies from your ditch

  • @MacheteJake
    @MacheteJake Před 7 měsíci +4

    Had one instructor in basic training who always had teachable moments on “how to get dead”

  • @c4tpatriotwhitfield647
    @c4tpatriotwhitfield647 Před rokem +26

    My father fought in North Africa during WW2. I trained at Ft Polk Tiger Land! Wish I could do it again but way too old now! Loved setting up ambushes & boobytraps! SE Asia was hell for most of us! God Bless my Fellow Brothers in Arms!

    • @Chad-qk1ig
      @Chad-qk1ig Před rokem

      We kicked you fools out of our motherland North Africa

    • @TaraWilson1010
      @TaraWilson1010 Před rokem +1

      Baton Rouge here. Thank you for your service!!

  • @alfredeneuman6966
    @alfredeneuman6966 Před 2 lety +3259

    My father-in-law fought in the Pacific theater. The stories he told were pretty horrific. The Japanese rarely, if ever, surrendered. At times he said the fear and stress was so great - he thought, "why don't they just shoot me - get it over with?" He came home with a bronze star. My mother-in-law asked me not to talk about the war any more as he would have nightmares (PTSD). So, I did not.

    • @BRBMrSoul
      @BRBMrSoul Před 2 lety +205

      My grandfather was a British paratrooper officer with Gurkhas in Burma. First night there they cut his shoe laces and woke him up, point being: “be a light sleeper” (to day he passed away he was too, and always made his bed, even check socks for snakes and bugs still out of habit, and we live in Canada)
      And ya, he said never surrendered theyd hold out to bitter end, hide in rice barrels holding pinned grenades waiting for top to be opened etc(so get habit always shooting or stabbing those), and far worse things/experiences he never told us about only my uncle. There they were desperatly trying hold out as essentially been cut off from Japanese supply lines but ya, he um, never got one to tell him a story and if weren’t for expertise of Gurkha guerrilla fighters, prob never made it home.

    • @jamilsmith6571
      @jamilsmith6571 Před 2 lety +44

      @@hellatzenah you can’t make this up..

    • @jonathanogilvie2480
      @jonathanogilvie2480 Před 2 lety +45

      My grandfather gave away all of his Vietnam medals to kids on Halloween

    • @InsertMyChineseUsername
      @InsertMyChineseUsername Před 2 lety +7

      @@hellatze Wars aren't exactly an uncommon experience

    • @aethlred7380
      @aethlred7380 Před 2 lety +66

      @@hellatze WW2 was massive. You likely have multiple grandfathers or great grandfather's who saw active combat. My great grandfather on my dad's side was a tanker. He lost 3 tanks and on the third one lost an arm. If that shell landed slightly more over I wouldn't be here today. If you think about the number of wars your ancestors have fought through its a miracle that out of the millions of chances for you to not exist somehow luck has turned out that you still exist.

  • @r0cknr0ller27
    @r0cknr0ller27 Před 2 lety +3019

    You know. This is actually pretty scary to watch especially if you're actually going into war. It shows just how easy it can be for you to just get killed. Any small mistake or even a regular bodily function you do everyday, can be your last..... so eerie

    • @Maria_Erias
      @Maria_Erias Před 2 lety +367

      Something my dad (a Vietnam vet) told me once: "Everyone gets used to the idea that they're going to die. What starts to matter is making sure your buddies don't. What's really terrifying is thinking about being wounded, losing an arm or a leg, and suddenly you can't protect them and they're putting their lives in danger to save yours."

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 2 lety +108

      The invention of gunpowder has been a neverending disaster for human kind

    • @adrianmizen5070
      @adrianmizen5070 Před 2 lety +244

      @@jackhazardous4008 Humanity was all peace and love before guns were invented [/sarc]

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 2 lety +108

      @@adrianmizen5070 all I'm saying is at least you usually saw it coming and could fight it. Nowadays you can get your head blown off and your family blown up from miles away and never even see it coming

    • @MP-tz2yn
      @MP-tz2yn Před 2 lety +86

      @@jackhazardous4008 or was it? imagine how much more bloody and gruesome everything would be if it was still close range pointy stick combat. a death by bullet, if hit in the right place, can be quick and painless, or if not lethal could be healed

  • @jeffcook9367
    @jeffcook9367 Před 6 měsíci +1

    My Dad was an ExPOW and was shot up in his legs during WW2. When people would ask about his being shot as a point man for his platoon and subsequently captured by the Germans in Southern France, Dad would always initially respond ,”Sh*t it isn’t hard to get shot in a war! Just stand up!”

  • @XxRun_N_Gun95xX
    @XxRun_N_Gun95xX Před rokem +3

    It was actual true terror going on a battlefield back in the day never knowing who is watching or where the enemy is. A lot like modern times but people were trained to be more serious back then

  • @stubmandrel
    @stubmandrel Před 2 lety +4567

    "I killed 10 of your dumb soldiers" "No, that was me ten times, I just kept re-spawning until your gun jammed."

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 2 lety +59

      We'll clog their weaponry with our bodies

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe Před 2 lety +73

      “How are we going to stop Jack? By cramping his trigger finger?” -Brick, Borderlands 2

    • @BonusCrook
      @BonusCrook Před 2 lety +34

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @lostonearth7856
      @lostonearth7856 Před 2 lety +24

      Gamers on the Frontlines be like:

    • @Link2edition
      @Link2edition Před 2 lety +19

      Damn campers man

  • @IrishCarney
    @IrishCarney Před 3 lety +5336

    Tojo's pretty smug for a guy who hadn't properly cleaned and maintained his rifle, and then disgraced his family and Emperor by surrendering without even being wounded.

    • @MrFrinZy
      @MrFrinZy Před 3 lety +151

      Lol you’re demeaning a fictional character designed for rhetorical purposes...
      🇺🇸

    • @MrFrinZy
      @MrFrinZy Před 3 lety +190

      @@MundaneThingsBackwards
      Respect your enemies. Fighting to the death for your cause isn’t a lighthearted matter.

    • @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy
      @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy Před 3 lety +35

      I thought, they were supposed to be like good samurais and stab themselves if ever they were taken captive?

    • @Parents_of_Twins
      @Parents_of_Twins Před 3 lety +101

      @@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy Had a great uncle that fought in the Pacific. He said the Japanese would wrap themselves in cheese cloth and charge the machine guns and the only way to stop them was a head shot.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @jonathanechols9985
    @jonathanechols9985 Před rokem

    Very true. When you get comfortable, you get careless. Never get comfortable. Never get relaxed.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před rokem +3

    Very good to know exactly how to get killed!
    I'll be putting this into practice daily throughout my career in the navy. Sure to be of good use!

  • @paulcoy9060
    @paulcoy9060 Před 3 lety +1935

    "This man stupid" is such a schoolyard insult, but juxtaposed against the horrors of jungle warfare makes it funnier than it should be.

    • @historyandhorseplaying7374
      @historyandhorseplaying7374 Před 3 lety +24

      Beg pardon.

    • @brad506th
      @brad506th Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, in reality that tree line would have been raked with sustained fire. Backed up by 60mm indirect fire support. Followed by a battery fire for effect mission 155mm HE air burst. Then walk the fire line back and shoot anything still breathing among the remaining chunks of the enemy....there translated it for you. Cheers Mate! 🍻

    • @Bon-Apart
      @Bon-Apart Před 3 lety +33

      @@brad506th Maybe they lonesome?

    • @measl
      @measl Před 3 lety +19

      @@brad506th *Not much of the Euro theater was coverable by indirect fire support. WW-II was largely a group on group engagement: very nasty.*

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki Před 3 lety +9

      @@Bon-Apart They not be lonesome if they hang out back at foxholes after done fighting. Stupid fellas.

  • @sonicimperium
    @sonicimperium Před 3 lety +2794

    Good thing GI Joe only winged Tojo, otherwise he wouldn't have learned the ancient Asian secrets of not dying.

    • @JackMueller23
      @JackMueller23 Před 3 lety +43

      I laughed at this a lot harder than I should have.

    • @jayfrank1913
      @jayfrank1913 Před 3 lety +18

      @@JackMueller23 Ancient Cantonese secret.

    • @laatangel4085
      @laatangel4085 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @Wolfboy_109
      @Wolfboy_109 Před 3 lety +34

      ANCIENT ASIAN SECRET
      as asian I approved this msg

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 Před 3 lety +6

      Anybody who has seen propaganda from WW2 would know, I assumed about one minute into this video that it was about the dos and don'ts of taking multiple prisoners alone. Especially Japanese prisoners. Not a crash course in duck and cover.

  • @abdal-hakeem5743
    @abdal-hakeem5743 Před rokem +1

    A good lesson for any soldier in any army

  • @castlebravocrypto1615
    @castlebravocrypto1615 Před 9 měsíci

    I'm really feeling the chaos involved in the middle of the skirmish.

  • @1notgilty
    @1notgilty Před 3 lety +3037

    I never knew Japanese snipers spoke such good English and gave American GI's such good advice. So sorry!

  • @smishdws
    @smishdws Před 2 lety +4648

    Knowing the historical context of anti-Japanese propaganda, it's really interesting seeing an American video that depicts Japanese soldiers as competent and intelligent equals. Makes sense since it helps reinforce the concept of "don't be stupid during battle".

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 2 lety +244

      The soldiers had to face each other. Orders.
      It was each nation's public that needed convincing...

    • @williamt.sherman9841
      @williamt.sherman9841 Před 2 lety +289

      this is not anti-Japanese Propaganda. its a training video. its purpose is to instruct basic survival tactic to combat troops.

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 Před 2 lety +83

      @@williamt.sherman9841 if anything it actually makes the Japanese look better

    • @michaelwoods2672
      @michaelwoods2672 Před 2 lety +340

      @@williamt.sherman9841 He never said it was, in fact he said it was interesting that it wasn't.

    • @wombatburrito5896
      @wombatburrito5896 Před 2 lety +13

      Great insight I wouldn’t t have picked that up if not for your comment. InterestinglyI live 80 miles from underground Japanese internment camps. (Oak harbor)

  • @williamblackfyre4866
    @williamblackfyre4866 Před rokem +1

    What friendly, helpful, well spoken enemies.

  • @enwhy7810
    @enwhy7810 Před rokem +4

    “Ha, I’ve gotten 30 Americans..”
    Slayed him.

  • @localnyraccoon
    @localnyraccoon Před 2 lety +1687

    As an average citizen of New York, I find this to be very helpful and informative.

    • @Thirzy
      @Thirzy Před rokem +31

      ya never know

    • @waynebrown616
      @waynebrown616 Před rokem

      Thank your Democratic Mayor for your " target rich " environment. Here's the twist. The good people of NY are the targets, not the thugs!

    • @birdrunner4069
      @birdrunner4069 Před rokem

      😂😂🗑️ you would be one of the dumb soldiers. 🐑🐑🐑🐑

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin Před rokem +90

      Honestly that place looks nicer and friendlier than nyc

    • @NandigamS
      @NandigamS Před rokem +23

      As a Bangalorean we find this video useful in case the IT companies declare war on the citizens of Bangalore

  • @Marathonmapu
    @Marathonmapu Před 2 lety +1096

    “Make it snappy or ill blast ya down” the most gangster thing I’ve heard.

    • @IIISWILIII
      @IIISWILIII Před 2 lety +56

      That generation didn't have much use for strong language or posturing. All business.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Před 2 lety +11

      ya like Hollywood gangsta. nobody talks like that LOL.

    • @nommadd5758
      @nommadd5758 Před 2 lety +38

      @@JeanLucCaptain : Not anymore. Big difference between 'gangster' and 'gangsta'!

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Před 2 lety +22

      @@nommadd5758 yeah gangster is more al capone type and gangsta is more tupac type

    • @idiotwind2248
      @idiotwind2248 Před 2 lety +6

      A little Cagney language for effect in a training film

  • @xyzsnr8730
    @xyzsnr8730 Před rokem +1

    I like this self confidence and humbleness at the same time, in Americans, they call themselves dumb to be smarter and even outsmart the most clever enemy.

  • @Enclave_Soldier34
    @Enclave_Soldier34 Před rokem

    Super helpful tutorial, thanks.

  • @raiden6428
    @raiden6428 Před 2 lety +3746

    "He popped his head out. Hard to miss. He committed suicide. He was a good fella....Very dumb soldier. Very dead too."
    Whoever directed this has a good sense of humor, if a bit morbid.

    • @majordbag2
      @majordbag2 Před 2 lety +163

      That's why I'm pretty positive this was only shown to enlisted soldiers and officers and never to the general public as the jokes are way too dark for the Hays Code era.

    • @achimrazvan6793
      @achimrazvan6793 Před 2 lety +129

      People back then weren't triggered by such humor, only recently the society became pussified

    • @theartistformallyknownas2677
      @theartistformallyknownas2677 Před 2 lety +170

      @@achimrazvan6793 they were... that's kinda the point

    • @Mipetz38
      @Mipetz38 Před 2 lety +20

      I love how it sounds like modern google tranlator

    • @majordbag2
      @majordbag2 Před 2 lety +116

      @@achimrazvan6793 While I agree that we have become too sensitive these days, TV and movies were way, way more heavily censored back then they are now. For example, on I Love Lucy, they had to say Lucy was "with child" on the episodes where she was pregnant because "pregnant" was considered a word too obscene for television.

  • @BrokenBarBox
    @BrokenBarBox Před 2 lety +1340

    Film Producer at Japanese internment camp: “Hey, anyone want to be in a short movie? We’ll let you out for a couple days! “

    • @sertandoom4693
      @sertandoom4693 Před 2 lety +118

      There were quite a few Japanese Americans during WWII and they did a lot more than people realize.

    • @therealwhoopigoldberg
      @therealwhoopigoldberg Před 2 lety +106

      @@sertandoom4693 what does that even mean? You're not even saying anything.

    • @daynarisbarathion8602
      @daynarisbarathion8602 Před 2 lety +25

      those actors were from Calif.

    • @amjroid5291
      @amjroid5291 Před 2 lety +74

      @@daynarisbarathion8602 pretty sure he meant Japanese American internment camp, where they interned Japanese Americans from places such as California during the war.

    • @daynarisbarathion8602
      @daynarisbarathion8602 Před 2 lety +8

      Those camps were bc of the low morality. They begged for a safe location to be protected at. They wanted to escape their people's reputation. Nihon's warmachine was not a cute little catgirl.

  • @ChesterRGC
    @ChesterRGC Před rokem +1

    I like how they could have a small chat in the middle of the battlefield without any bullet coming there

  • @grenepwede679
    @grenepwede679 Před 9 měsíci

    I love this little piece of history. Also the comments are on point 👉

  • @tkbill86
    @tkbill86 Před 2 lety +721

    Respect for the enemy is necessary to survive. Teaching your soldiers that your enemy is smart just might help them survive.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 Před 2 lety +22

      And safter the war it remains neccesary if you aim to show propper respect to your own soldiers.
      Thats why I hate war movies where Axis troopers are shown as idiots marching into killzones and beingt totally incompetent.
      We lost many thousands of our best men fighting those people, thus either they were VERY good at what they were doing or our troops were not that good at what they were doing.

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 Před 2 lety +9

      Know your enemy, and never underestimate

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind Před 2 lety +5

      Propaganda on the home front tends to dehumanize the enemy and present them as mindless automatons. I'm sure the first job in boot camp was dispelling these myths.

    • @agentsmithmememe
      @agentsmithmememe Před 2 lety +4

      @@michalsoukup1021 German ShockTroopers(Stoßtrupp) were highly trained and skilled troops, to portray them as anything less is a travesty

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 2 lety +1

      @@agentsmithmememe That's not how you spell that word at all in German, it'd be Sturmtruppen.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Před 3 lety +473

    Reminds me of my training… when you hit the dirt, scuttle away on your belly from where you went down. Pop up somewhere else.
    Apart from confusing the enemy, they think there might be more of you than there are.

    • @rutabega2039
      @rutabega2039 Před 3 lety +33

      "Pop up somewhere else." Like Iowa.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb Před 3 lety +3

      Ahh, you've been watching Carry On Cowboy !

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 Před 3 lety +2

      Classic Art of War trick

    • @michelfrangos5160
      @michelfrangos5160 Před 3 lety +5

      "Hit the dirt" elbows first then knees get your weapon up rollover twice I think then scramble to a new spot to pop up at 👍

    • @allhopeabandon7831
      @allhopeabandon7831 Před 3 lety +3

      Fire and manuever...ah, the good old USMC infantry days of my youth. "I'm up. He sees me. I'm down!"

  • @bread9276
    @bread9276 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Very useful!

  • @WebSoak
    @WebSoak Před měsícem

    Great guide!

  • @cyberspore00
    @cyberspore00 Před 3 lety +611

    “Hey, slow down Tojo. I can’t write that fast.”

  • @ericthered760
    @ericthered760 Před 2 lety +1345

    The soldier who captured the snipers was Stephen McNally, who went on to become a famous Hollywood star in the 40s and 50s. The sergeant who collected the snipers was Barry Nelson, another actor who became quite famous.

    • @cobymichaels7863
      @cobymichaels7863 Před 2 lety +61

      They were already famous when they filmed this. Which is why they used them.

    • @ElBrooklyn1
      @ElBrooklyn1 Před 2 lety +74

      Almost all of the training films were produced by veteran Hollywood filmmakers and actors who served as communications specialists. They made all manner of films, radio broadcasts, propaganda and intelligence reports. The most famous among them was probably director John Ford, who worked for the Navy and OSS. He accidentally captured the battle of Midway while on assignment and later filmed during the invasion of Omaha Beach. He won an Oscar for the Midway documentary. It’s also why his post-war film They Were Expendable had so many realistic battle scenes: He had witnessed the real thing and his armed forces connections meant he could muster just about any fighting material - planes, PT boats, supplies, weapons - he could think of. By today’s standards it still seems pretty Hollywood, but for 1945 it was somewhat groundbreaking.

    • @sollux13
      @sollux13 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ElBrooklyn1 Super interesting thanks for sharing!

    • @1983jblack
      @1983jblack Před 2 lety +3

      Barry Nelson will always be Ullman from The Shining to me

    • @epiphany2927
      @epiphany2927 Před rokem +2

      Several Hollywood actors actually fought in WWII. These two, however, apparently did not.

  • @Don_Quesadilla
    @Don_Quesadilla Před 2 měsíci

    An excellent training video.

  • @Sodom1611
    @Sodom1611 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Its one of the best title i ever seen
    'How to get killed in one easy lesson' 😅

  • @smeagol92055
    @smeagol92055 Před 2 lety +1428

    "your men kill themselves, all we do is pull the trigger. very simple."
    As someone who was in a war, this is still 100% accurate to this day.

    • @austinlane5533
      @austinlane5533 Před 2 lety +18

      So if you walk in front of a gun, and someone pulls the trigger, it's the one who catches the bullet to blame? 🤨

    • @420funny6
      @420funny6 Před 2 lety +120

      @@austinlane5533 yeah actually in some cases

    • @austinlane5533
      @austinlane5533 Před 2 lety

      @@420funny6
      Yeah, it's people like you that make it harder for people like me to own firearms..
      You must be a biden voter.
      Have a good one! 👍

    • @420funny6
      @420funny6 Před 2 lety +10

      @@austinlane5533 that's really a stupid insult😅 and no
      But keep being stupid

    • @austinlane5533
      @austinlane5533 Před 2 lety

      @@420funny6
      My reply was completely logical..
      It's simple, thoughts from fools like YOU make it harder for clear minded sane individuals like myself to own firearms.. ill spell it out again if you need.
      How tf in your mind do you see the person catching the bullet to be there one to blame? I'm genuinely curious.. please, let's hear it..

  • @jonnyhernandez4502
    @jonnyhernandez4502 Před 2 lety +1684

    As someone who currently serves, i am severely disappointed at our drop in quality of training videos after seeing this. Lmao

    • @EmptyZoo393
      @EmptyZoo393 Před 2 lety +51

      Oh? Poor tactics, poor production, or poor transmission of information?

    • @jonnyhernandez4502
      @jonnyhernandez4502 Před 2 lety +246

      @@EmptyZoo393 yes

    • @nhibbard89
      @nhibbard89 Před 2 lety +182

      Now it's death by PowerPoint

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 Před 2 lety +39

      Ironic as another comment said people laughed at these too much and ended up dying in battle from not taking it serious

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires Před 2 lety +38

      Back in the 90s they often showed actual footage of gory accidents and injuries to point out how to not be stupid and get yourself killed. Is that not still the case?

  • @user-rl1dz9jy1v
    @user-rl1dz9jy1v Před 7 měsíci +1

    👀 these old films are freaking awesome

  • @daveslow84
    @daveslow84 Před 3 lety +1154

    As an average Escape from Tarkov player, I feel I have the whole "how to get killed" thing nailed.

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 Před 3 lety +11

      so with this video you have learned how not to get killed

    • @belonn6121
      @belonn6121 Před 3 lety +44

      I know what I'm doing

    • @Gonky
      @Gonky Před 2 lety +15

      Russian noises from behind car door make vert scary rocket noises

    • @Gonky
      @Gonky Před 2 lety +7

      @@angels22faz i mean if you play tarkov of for sure lmao see that grass over that wait minute it'll make Russian noise is what plays in my head everytime now

    • @angels22faz
      @angels22faz Před 2 lety +15

      @@Gonky not just tarkov, tarkov didnt teach me anything new about shooters. not peeking the same spot multiple times, dont group up, watch your sound, cover vs concealment, these are all things you need to learn just from playing any fps. like the only time this video would have actually taught me something, is before i discovered AI bots in cod 20 years ago on my gamecube.

  • @Honkers716
    @Honkers716 Před 2 lety +182

    "Maybe they get lonesome. One Japanese shell, no more men."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Holy F. Savage

    • @alumpycow6694
      @alumpycow6694 Před 2 lety +3

      Well considering how deadly blasts are especially on top of you there is a good chance the pieces would be so small that there might actually be no more of them lol

  • @user-tr6dl5fj9e
    @user-tr6dl5fj9e Před 7 měsíci

    It is so informative I mean they really knew how to get there point across thanks for the video know u know how to survive 👍👍

  • @willriseabove6858
    @willriseabove6858 Před rokem +2

    Not sure why this popped up in my feed but damn is it entertaining lol

  • @jrtien
    @jrtien Před 2 lety +371

    Gotta appreciate an enemy who explains how he is defeating you. The fact that you are still alive to listen to it is no small blessing either.

    • @Jambuc829
      @Jambuc829 Před rokem +3

      It’s not real it’s a training video

    • @jrtien
      @jrtien Před rokem +28

      @@Jambuc829 ya think? Thats the whole point of sarcasm, but I guess its hard to catch online.

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo Před rokem +1

      James Bond feels that way all the time.