The Last Exploit of Harry the Actor | A Max Carrados story by Ernest Bramah | Bitesized Audiobook

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • The Lucas Street Safe Deposit proudly claims itself to be impregnable, with multiple layers of security, including keys and passwords, to gain access. While accompanying his friend Mr. Carlyle on a visit to "The Safe", the blind detective Max Carrados perceives sounds and smells which lead him to suspect that an audacious theft is in preparation... The story starts at 00:01:20
    Narrated/performed by Simon Stanhope, aka Bitesized Audio. If you enjoy this content and would like to help me keep creating, there are a few ways you can support me (and get access to exclusive content):
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    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:01:20 The Last Exploit of Harry the Actor
    01:25:37 Credits, thanks and further listening
    If you'd like to hear more stories featuring Max Carrados, I have a playlist in development, available here: • Max Carrados stories b...
    Or for a selection of other Victorian and Edwardian detective stories, do take a look at the "Rivals of Sherlock Holmes" playlist:
    • Rivals of Sherlock Hol...
    About the author: Ernest Bramah (1868-1942) was born Ernest Bramah Smith, probably in or near Manchester, where he attended grammar school. An intensely private man, very little information is known about his personal life. His early career included a stint as assistant to Jerome K. Jerome; his first success as a writer came as a contributor of humorous sketches somewhat in the manner of Jerome, to newspapers and periodicals, and he later became editor of one of Jerome's magazines. As an author he is best remembered for creating two characters: Kai Lung, a Chinese storyteller who appeared in a number of humorous stories from 1900; and Max Carrados, the blind detective, created in 1913. He also wrote science fiction, and his 1907 novel 'What Might Have Been' (also known as 'The Secret of the League') is a dystopian story which was acknowledged by George Orwell as a major influence on his own 'Nineteen Eighty-four'. Orwell was also a great admirer of the Max Carrados stories, bracketing them with Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes and Freeman's Dr Thorndyke as "the only detective stories since Poe that are worth re-reading". The character of Carrados appeared in more than 25 short stories and novels between 1913 and 1934, and by the 1920s was more popular than Sherlock Holmes (whose later cases appeared alongside Carrados in The Strand Magazine). His blindness proves no obstacle to his detective skills; indeed his other senses are heightened and he regularly outwits criminals and fellow detectives alike.
    Ernest Bramah Smith died in June 1942, aged 74, in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset. He was survived by his wife Lucy Smith.
    'The Last Exploit of Harry the Actor' first appeared under the title 'The Great Safe Deposit Coup' in The News of the World, on 5th October 1913. It was reprinted the following year - under the new title - as part of the first collection of Carrados stories to appear in book form, simply entitled 'Max Carrados (Methuen & Co., Ltd., 1914).
    Recording © Bitesized Audio 2023
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  • @BitesizedAudio
    @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +36

    The story begins at: 00:01:20
    This story is one of a series featuring Max Carrados, the blind detective, whose adventures first appeared in 'The News of the World' in 1913. If you'd like to hear more Max Carrados stories, I have a playlist in development, available here: czcams.com/play/PLi95qAoufCZLjwoLUZBvPAFemYFKiqB7z.html
    Or for a selection of other Victorian and Edwardian detective stories, do take a look at the "Rivals of Sherlock Holmes" playlist:
    czcams.com/play/PLi95qAoufCZL5tiXECltwXUI2QDDFrDHD.html
    Narrated/performed by Simon Stanhope, aka Bitesized Audio. If you enjoy this content and would like to help me keep creating, there are a few ways you can support me (and get access to exclusive content):
    * Occasional/one-off support via Buy Me a Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/bitesizedaudio
    * Monthly support on Patreon: www.patreon.com/bitesizedaudio
    * Visit my Bandcamp page to hear more of my performances of classic stories, and you can purchase and download high quality audio files to listen offline: bitesizedaudio.bandcamp.com/
    * Become a Bitesized Audio Classics member on CZcams, from $1 / £1 / €1 per month:
    czcams.com/users/BitesizedAudioClassicsjoin

    • @suzannewoods260
      @suzannewoods260 Před 10 měsíci +1

      D

    • @crystalclear6864
      @crystalclear6864 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I actually also like the into and the nice upbeat music😆so i dont skip:) like max carrados stories. 👍

    • @mariameere5807
      @mariameere5807 Před 10 měsíci +1

      This is definitely one of the best channel’s on CZcams and I adore CZcams (hence over subscribing 😬) so that really is a huge compliment! You are a born entertainer and your Aussie accent is very good but I’m not an expert like with Ireland or America, but you can tell when it’s not quite right. Great job and well chosen as per!🙏🪬✨

    • @petermorhead4160
      @petermorhead4160 Před 7 měsíci

      Marvelous voice.

  • @johnharling5246
    @johnharling5246 Před 10 měsíci +66

    I not a prude by any sense of the imagination but it is refreshing to listen to a storyline that avoids gratuitous violence, language or sex while still being thoroughly entertaining.

    • @nicolealbertson906
      @nicolealbertson906 Před 10 měsíci +9

      I agree, Hollywood has become so pornographic I have to fast forward to the content. I guess it's an answer to ALOT of people's prayer's. For me it leaves nothing to the imagination and that's the best part of entertainment. The escape to a place and time!

    • @johnharling5246
      @johnharling5246 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@nicolealbertson906 Shockingly that includes films aimed at young children with highly inappropriate subjects.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +9

      Much appreciated, thank you so much John

    • @mariameere5807
      @mariameere5807 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I find myself agreeing! Does this mean I am getting old I wonder?! But actually I have always felt this way even though I do like movies with ghosts I just don’t get it how Hollywood, (just off the coast of planet Earth 🌍😉🙃) has come to the conclusion that as soon as someone dies or leave’s the restriction of the human body, they suddenly become evil and dangerous! I find a ghost story with a more original plot so much more interesting! Sorry I have gone off topic slightly but it’s one of the reasons why I prefer older ghost stories and who doesn’t love a mystery and this author’s style of writing really appeals to me and I could listen forever! Blessings 🙏

    • @Frenchblue8
      @Frenchblue8 Před měsícem

      ​@@johnharling5246what do you refer to, specifically??

  • @kayi9236
    @kayi9236 Před 10 měsíci +18

    Thank you Simon, I know we have a treat in store, much appreciated!

  • @LadyBronwynn1400
    @LadyBronwynn1400 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Thank you so much, Simon. A new story for my evening breather. I really need it right now. My brother lost his only child from a heart attack at 51. I was delighted to see this.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +5

      Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, my condolences to your brother, and to you too. Best wishes

  • @sharonwhiteley6510
    @sharonwhiteley6510 Před 10 měsíci +12

    I absolutely enjoy the blind detective.
    Thanks for another delightful bedtime story.

  • @NSGca
    @NSGca Před 10 měsíci +23

    Listening to these stories is like a pressure release valve for me, I can feel the tension leave my body as I sit back and let you work your magic! Ty ❤

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +5

      What a lovely comment, thank you

    • @NSGca
      @NSGca Před 10 měsíci +6

      @BitesizedAudio trust me the pleasure has been mine. I'm thanking you. Sometimes it's nice to let people know that they're appreciated.

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige Před 26 dny

      Same

  • @jeremypearson6852
    @jeremypearson6852 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Great story. “I was lost but now I’m found, was blind but now I see.” An expat listening in S Florida.

  • @williamhagen2792
    @williamhagen2792 Před 10 měsíci +18

    Stanhope is a master of narration: an excellent audio acter with a wonderful voice.

    • @ufoman4468
      @ufoman4468 Před 5 měsíci

      Mnnyes i appreciate his narrations and ejaculations immensly ..harhar

  • @chrissy529
    @chrissy529 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I love this story.
    it's surprisingly unique within it's own way of presentation. Everytime I think I got It! I'll go back and listen and be hit with a vividly missed clarification that brings the uniqueness of the story to a whole nother level of Interesting!

  • @susangordon1153
    @susangordon1153 Před 10 měsíci +18

    It's always such a joy when you share your beautiful narrations with us, dearest Simon. I shall never grow weary of that golden voice you have been gifted with. Thank you ever so much! ❤

  • @emilymann1175
    @emilymann1175 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Yay! I have to listen when I'm not too tired, because your relaxing voice sometimes causes me to drift off. It's funny, a couple of times I have started dreaming with my earbuds still in my ears. I am walking around and doing things in my dreams, and I'm wondering where this voice is coming from. Oh, it's the TV. I turn the TV off, but I still hear the voice. It must be the radio, I find a radio and turn it off. Still hear the voice. Then I realize I'm wearing a headset. I take the headset off, still hear the voice!!! I pull earbuds out of my ears, still hear the voice!!! And the strangest thing is, it is clearly Simon's voice, but his words are non-sensical gibberish, like he's speaking another language. This has happened several times. I always have a laugh at myself when I wake up!!!! Anyhow, thank you for another story!!!!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      How funny! Glad to know you enjoy them anyway!

  • @tammyhanlon3057
    @tammyhanlon3057 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Thank you, Simon. Another perfect presentation. Blessings on you and yours.

  • @YvonneWilson312
    @YvonneWilson312 Před 10 měsíci +23

    Wonderful - I love the Max Carrados stories! This shall be my bedtime story tonight! Thank you so much as always, Simon.

    • @TedaR
      @TedaR Před 9 měsíci

      Me too Yvonne. Big fan & longtime sub of Simon too. We do share excellent taste my dear👍🏼👏😌

    • @YvonneWilson312
      @YvonneWilson312 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@TedaR We do indeed! 😃

  • @mariamcgee4462
    @mariamcgee4462 Před 10 měsíci +7

    A highly enjoyable tale Simon, thank you. I had never heard the Max Carrados stories before but I'm glad I have now.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Wonderful, thanks Maria. I encountered a couple of Carrados stories in detective anthologies over the years, but they always seemed to include the same stories (most often The Tragedy at Brookbend Cottage); it's been a delight to delve into the series and discover some of the less well known ones

  • @jackalina91
    @jackalina91 Před 10 měsíci +9

    This was a great story- but your portrayal of the numerous characters was truly amazing Simon! You can do SO many & SO very well! I have heard you do 2 or 3 but wow that was well over half a dozen & each 1 is fantastic.
    ♥️♥️♥️♥️🤷‍♀️✌️

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      Thank you Jackalina, appreciated. Yes, by my count there were 12 speaking characters in this one, including Max, so it was quite a challenge!

  • @jessisage4708
    @jessisage4708 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Nice long story is just what I need tonight ❤ thanks Simon

  • @SuperBartles
    @SuperBartles Před 10 měsíci +5

    The best Carrados story I've heard - this was marvellous

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Glad to know that, thank you. This one was fun to read

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I do like these Max Carrados stories! Thank you for this!

  • @caroleastwood9386
    @caroleastwood9386 Před 10 měsíci +12

    You are wonderful Simon. Always there with marvellous stories Thank You Carol

  • @simoneclift3155
    @simoneclift3155 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Thank you Mr Stanhope. Another salve for the soul before bed. 😊

  • @patriciaramsey5294
    @patriciaramsey5294 Před 10 měsíci +20

    Thank you!!! I NEEDED THIS! Time to enjoy and relax.
    Edit: You did a wonderful job with all the voices. I could clearly follow the story and visualize it in my mind. Very, very well done.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      You are most welcome! Glad to know you enjoyed it, thank you for your kind comments

  • @dawnrowlands2408
    @dawnrowlands2408 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Perfectly timed for a bedtime story. I do enjoy listening. Thank you for these uploads, Simon, they are very much appreciated.

  • @snippycutwell9878
    @snippycutwell9878 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Thank you Simon!
    For all the work you do on these videos!

  • @stevenverhaegen8729
    @stevenverhaegen8729 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Simon Stanhope is Max Carrados, and Max is back 😂👍

  • @lynncasassa7712
    @lynncasassa7712 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Had to look up a few words, but loved it, as always. keep up the excellent work, Simon!!

  • @athenaathena1307
    @athenaathena1307 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Many thanks Simon 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉🎉🎉

  • @stephaniealeman8522
    @stephaniealeman8522 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Time to settle in with a cup of coffee spiced with saffron and enjoy another perfectly read installment by Mr. Bramah with so many voices to give your talents to Simon! 💚🙏🏽

    • @roelienpostma2367
      @roelienpostma2367 Před 10 měsíci

      I drink coffee with cardamom spice, delicious as well, and seems to be healthy according to the Ayurveda philosophy....

    • @snussy-kp8qj
      @snussy-kp8qj Před 6 měsíci

      Looks like im trying saffron spiced coffee soon. Never considered that lol

  • @taliabee8661
    @taliabee8661 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I’ve had a very trying weekend with little sleep and, worse, I couldn’t listen to your wonderful storytelling to get me through 😢 Am now home, abed mid-afternoon and finally able to listen and enjoy. Frankly, if I could stay here for the next week, I would! 😀♥️

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      How lovely. I hope you're able to catch up on your sleep!

    • @taliabee8661
      @taliabee8661 Před 10 měsíci

      @@BitesizedAudio still working on it!! 😀♥️

  • @eleshasmith6064
    @eleshasmith6064 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Wonderful as always! Love Carrados. Watching through The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes (again). Always a favorite.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      Ah yes, a good series, though it's a shame they only did one episode featuring Max

  • @ginabeena6757
    @ginabeena6757 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Love this series so much!! Thank you so much! ❤️

  • @patriciajrs46
    @patriciajrs46 Před 10 měsíci +1

    It's raining!! Really hard rain. Perfect time for listening to Simon. Thank you for narrating!!
    Yeah, Max Carrados.

  • @patriciaramsey5294
    @patriciaramsey5294 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is my 5th time listening to this. I will never get tired of it.

  • @judikingsman6132
    @judikingsman6132 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I wish there was a never ending Max Carrados ❤

  • @maxgc6413
    @maxgc6413 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Perfect for this rainy summer evening

  • @julielevinge266
    @julielevinge266 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Another brilliant Carrados adventure, superbly narrated by yourself, very enjoyable!!✊♥️

  • @MoonLitChild
    @MoonLitChild Před 4 měsíci

    I recently picked up an entire collection of Max Carrados stories and I am in love-- if you hadn't started reading them, I'd have never learned they existed. He's surpassed Holmes by a mile.

  • @certuv
    @certuv Před měsícem +1

    Well read and enjoyable unlike some of present day radio plays and readings. Thank you for posting.

  • @tammyb8742
    @tammyb8742 Před 10 měsíci

    I think the detective stories are my favorite, but amongst them I don't have a favorite. They are all so cheeky!

  • @tammyhanlon3057
    @tammyhanlon3057 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Thanks, Simon. I'm very late to the party. I'm currently back in the boonies where internet is still a mess. However, on this rare day of respite I bought your audible books (all three I could find) and downloaded this story. A bright spot in a life consumed by having a loved on in hospice at home.
    You are among the blessings I count. Thank you, most sincerely.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      Lovely to hear from you Tammy. Sending you best wishes in challenging times, I'm glad if these stories can provide you with some respite. Thank you so much for letting me know about your Audible purchases, that's hugely appreciated. Oddly enough I had a new book go live on Audible just today, I don't know if that's one of the three you found - a collection of detective stories. I'll post a link on the community tab when I get a moment

    • @tammyhanlon3057
      @tammyhanlon3057 Před 10 měsíci

      @@BitesizedAudio Got it!! Thanks.

  • @williamhagen2792
    @williamhagen2792 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Stanhope creates great narrations using an excellent voice.

  • @kaeten838
    @kaeten838 Před 10 měsíci +1

    A gem of a story beautifully read by Simon. Thank you!

  • @beverlyadams7205
    @beverlyadams7205 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Thank you, Simon! Your Australian accent was done so well that I thought for a second it might be a different actor. Wonderful performance.❤

  • @annetteeggett
    @annetteeggett Před 10 měsíci +3

    My prayers have been answered ❤️

  • @SpuktasticAudio
    @SpuktasticAudio Před 10 měsíci +3

    Just when I needed you most! ❤

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +2

      Glad to help, Bob! Delighted to know you enjoyed Professor Bulge...

  • @harakeke11
    @harakeke11 Před 10 měsíci +7

    You should get an Oscar for the Australian accent, it's bloody marvellous 😂😂😂 Greetings from wintery New Zealand ❄⛄❄

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Very kind of you to say so, thank you. It's supposed to be summer here in the UK, but it's currently feeling rather autumnal!

    • @doreekaplan2589
      @doreekaplan2589 Před 5 měsíci +1

      California here

  • @jarthurpaxton9223
    @jarthurpaxton9223 Před 8 měsíci

    Bravo, Mr. Stanhope! You are indeed a most incorrigible curator of period literature, and, (perhaps inadvertantly), the foremost of all bastions of antiquated vernacular, inspiring the common man to utter his CZcams comments with fanciful flamboyance and bravado. Cheers to you for keeping English language, ways, and arts alive!

  • @terigunderson5905
    @terigunderson5905 Před 5 měsíci

    My favorite of the Cerrados stories so far. Thanks. Odd that these stories should be so appealing.

  • @QPRTokyo
    @QPRTokyo Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you. Your narrations are helping me get through a bad time. Thank you.

  • @hrhqueene
    @hrhqueene Před 10 měsíci +2

    You had me at Max C!

  • @code-52
    @code-52 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you Simon, I soooo needed this.

  • @kmarch6630
    @kmarch6630 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Splendid!!

  • @AnDagdasDaughter
    @AnDagdasDaughter Před 8 měsíci

    I looooove your voices! The bank manager’s cracks me up! I can picture him perfectly 😂!

  • @katyvdb5993
    @katyvdb5993 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Delightful! I enjoy the Max Carrados stories very much, especially as read by yourself, Simon. I did like the unexpected ending ('Deus ex machina' in the true sense of the expression?)

  • @spews1973
    @spews1973 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That was pleasant listening.

  • @TedaR
    @TedaR Před 9 měsíci

    Hello my handsome friend. Ty as always! Most excellent work as always! ❤ Carrados

  • @GBernadetteMackie-jd8is
    @GBernadetteMackie-jd8is Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you so much for all of these great stories.

  • @rachels4848
    @rachels4848 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Yippee, just what I have been needing. Happy July! ❤🎉

  • @simonhawker9277
    @simonhawker9277 Před 6 měsíci

    SO WELL DONE SIR, CONSUMATE PROFESSIONALITY THROUGHOUT, We are indebted to youre talent i hope the BBC has noticed you, thanks for the excellent performances

  • @emptyentertainments7914
    @emptyentertainments7914 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Excellent most excellent

  • @carolinel7027
    @carolinel7027 Před 3 měsíci

    Another great story read beautifully. Thank you.x

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 Před 8 měsíci

    Utterly delicious accompaniment - to my New Orleans lunch!!!

  • @lynncasassa7712
    @lynncasassa7712 Před 10 měsíci

    GLORIOUS!

  • @rupertdanbury7020
    @rupertdanbury7020 Před 8 měsíci

    Wonderful story and quite enchanting. Performed superbly.

  • @junestanich7888
    @junestanich7888 Před 5 měsíci

    I’m new to these stories but love them, thank you!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 4 měsíci

      Glad you like them! Thanks for listening and taking the time to comment

  • @Not00
    @Not00 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Sat in my basket egg chair in the garden on this lazy Sunday afternoon and gently twirled myself from time to time sipping a chilled glass of bubbly while listening. Absolutely fantastic narration. So relaxing, putting you right in the middle of the story.

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 Před měsícem

      Coke is not by any means Champagne

  • @awarningtothecuriouswerewolves

    This story shows why you can always rely on the Sally Anne! Cheers, Pvt. Warren, Christmas Kettle Bell-Ringer!

  • @cindymonk6994
    @cindymonk6994 Před 5 měsíci

    Excellent!

  • @davidbudge8359
    @davidbudge8359 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love your stories and always try to listen but I was wondering if you are any relation to the inventor of the Stanhope miniatures?

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Not that I know of... I shall have to look further into that!

  • @2msvalkyrie529
    @2msvalkyrie529 Před 10 měsíci

    A real Tour de Force ! Stylishly written and read !!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      Thank you kindly, so glad to know you enjoyed it!

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 Před 10 měsíci

      Could have been the perfect plot for a " heist " movie. ?
      In fact I'm not sure that elements
      of it haven't been used in films ?

  • @williamhagen2792
    @williamhagen2792 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      You're welcome, thanks for your kind comments

  • @happygardener28
    @happygardener28 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The finale.... unexpected

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 Před 10 měsíci +1

    😉🙃😊I luv it *Thank You Simon*

  • @scoutrifle6827
    @scoutrifle6827 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thanks!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      Thanks so much for your support, Scout Rifle, truly appreciated

  • @nicolealbertson906
    @nicolealbertson906 Před 10 měsíci

    Your voice is very soothing and your accents so well done!👍

  • @cruisepaige
    @cruisepaige Před 26 dny

    The hotel fire he mentions really happened. It was in Atlanta. Can’t think of the name and the timing may be off, but that really happened and a photographer won a Pulitzer Prize for a photo of a lady jumping out of a window of the burning hotel.

  • @suziq1963
    @suziq1963 Před 10 měsíci

    Time for slumber, and a good story..
    Well, I'm certainly in the right place..
    Cheers, and goodnight BSA..
    😊💤💤🥂👍🏻..

  • @a.lewisraymer7772
    @a.lewisraymer7772 Před 10 měsíci +2

    You are a delight.

  • @judikingsman6132
    @judikingsman6132 Před 10 měsíci

    Carrados and Stanhope ❤❤

  • @simoneclift3155
    @simoneclift3155 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thanks

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Thanks so much for your support, and for joining as a channel member. I hope you enjoy the extra stories

  • @deniswilliams2212
    @deniswilliams2212 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Chill on a 94f day
    That’s what you do ✌🏻

  • @MrsHandyRU
    @MrsHandyRU Před 7 měsíci

    Jackie Kennedy (hello ❤) was an editor for two publishing companies, one being Doubleday , a TWIN comm; my thoughts are that at least Jackie Kennedy, if not others, re-wrote the Bible so she wouldn't be embarrassed by the true events of The Garden of Eden and The Cross.
    You know I forgive you, and so will everyone else.
    Love is the answer. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @oldernu1250
    @oldernu1250 Před 10 měsíci

    Thanks. Nicely narrated. Max Carrados is new to me.

  • @cristinagoode8509
    @cristinagoode8509 Před 10 měsíci

    Let's go on our walk 🎉

  • @bobnewmanknott3433
    @bobnewmanknott3433 Před 10 měsíci +2

    What can one say but thank you ?

    • @NSGca
      @NSGca Před 10 měsíci

      I couldn't have said it better myself!😊

  • @mariameere5807
    @mariameere5807 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Thanks! I adore Max C stories! It’s hope it’s not in-politically correct (a lot of things are at the moment when other things that should be… suddenly it’s ok to be prejudice against people that undergo surgeries to change sex, I don’t mean the whole gender fluid thing and I am not against it but it does undo all the work that people who have undergone hrt and surgeries and had the puberty of the desired/essential gender) but I call him the blind Sherlock! The blind often develop clairvoyance more easily than the rest of us and they often see with the 3rd eye quite sufficiently with the bonus of seeing other dimensions and for any skeptics our thoughts are in a different dimension which is why they aren’t visible to all of us! I believe thought forms are easily detected by Clairvoyants! Sorry… sorry boring you no doubt but I am fascinated as apparently these are all innate abilities lying dormant within most of us but with some formal meditation and a clear intention…. I know Simon, enough… you must think me totally insane sometimes! 😂Thank you earth Angel 😇 for your endless patience!
    ♥️✨👑✨♥️

    • @mariameere5807
      @mariameere5807 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Finally I found the thing I was telling you about! Will help again because I have more expense’s than usual this month, I swear I am telling you the truth!❤ can’t wait to enjoy with a clear conscience! Lol 😂🙏✨
      💙🪬🌍🪬💙

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +2

      Thanks so much Maria, I really appreciate your kind support - and comments - greatly appreciated. I really enjoy Max's adventures too; certainly more to come!

    • @mariameere5807
      @mariameere5807 Před 10 měsíci

      Simon I have had some trouble with an old malady that resurfaces without warning usually at the most inopportune moments in life and I think you may have noticed that lately I haven’t been myself and I read all my recent comments and I can confirm that it is definitely the result of getting used to this bloody pain medication which makes me drowsy and impairs my judgment slightly and takes away my filter so I type every word that comes into my head! With zero censorship or barely any inhibition’s!! ☺️ I am coming off this strong medication again and now I am more myself! Forgive me please 🙏

  • @marisadallavalle393
    @marisadallavalle393 Před měsícem

    Hey, Simon. How do I listen to Diary of a Nobody. I think I'm a member!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před měsícem

      Hi Marisa, yes indeed, you're a member via PayPal, so I've been trying to work out a way of getting the extra content to you. Members on CZcams, Patreon, Bandcamp etc can all access the content via those platforms, but there's no similar mechanism with PayPal, so I'm in the processing of setting something up... via gift codes on Bandcamp is probably the best way I think. Keep an eye on your email (the email address you signed up with on PayPal) and I'll send you some links later today all being well

    • @marisadallavalle393
      @marisadallavalle393 Před měsícem

      ​@@BitesizedAudio Not a problem Simon, no rush, I still have many un-member stories to listen to. Simply the title "Diary of a Nobody" is tantalizing, something to look forward to!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před měsícem

      Hmm, it sounds like you haven't received the two emails I sent you yesterday... might they have filtered into your spamfolder? Do let me know if you've got them, or I can resend to a different address

  • @kimberlykasimoff1447
    @kimberlykasimoff1447 Před 10 měsíci

    Now would something like that actually change a person? I would think that it would make them mad enough, judging by the sound of some of them who had their valuables taken, not to consider attending a service at the Salvation Army, and I am a Christian!

  • @neliaferreira9983
    @neliaferreira9983 Před 9 měsíci

    Oh but the story doesn't end!!
    Did they sell their stuff and helped the poor? 😩 And then lived a lighter life?
    I hope they did!

  • @ropeburnsrussell
    @ropeburnsrussell Před 10 měsíci +1

    The Lord works in mysterious ways.

  • @Detroitmamma
    @Detroitmamma Před 6 měsíci

    ❤love it they found salvation ĺove it

  • @babyshamblesx
    @babyshamblesx Před 10 měsíci

    I love your reading because when I listen to it on double speed you sound like Mr. Peabody from the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show ❤

  • @suziq1963
    @suziq1963 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Also, before I go to sleep..
    Kudos on your Aussie accent, lol..
    Yes, very convincing..
    Cheers BSA.!!
    Goodnight.. 😆🇦🇺✌🏻..

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      Thanks so much for that, greatly appreciated. Glad to know it passed the Suzi Q test!

  • @samanthaanderson8524
    @samanthaanderson8524 Před 10 měsíci

    Could you please do The Ghost of Haddonl le green by Alfred I. Tooke😊

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci

      I have to confess I'm not familiar with that author! I'll look him up...

    • @samanthaanderson8524
      @samanthaanderson8524 Před 10 měsíci

      @@BitesizedAudio I don't know anything about him either but his ghost poem is so beautiful ❤️

  • @marisadallavalle393
    @marisadallavalle393 Před 3 dny

    I am a member and tried once again to access Diary of a Nobody. Didn't happen.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 3 dny

      Hi Marisa, I sent you an email with a link several weeks ago, did you not receive it?

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 3 dny +1

      I've just sent the link again to the email you have on PayPal (your gmail address)... please can you let me know if you receive it? May be worth checking your junk email folder if it's gone astray

    • @marisadallavalle393
      @marisadallavalle393 Před 2 dny

      @@BitesizedAudio GOT IT. IT WAS IN SPAM, THANK YOU!

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 12 hodinami

      Wonderful, thanks for letting me know. Be sure to add my address to your "safe senders" list, I'll send you another link to some more extra stories

  • @nancyM1313
    @nancyM1313 Před 10 měsíci +2

    💞💗
    💗💞

  • @snipehunter4771
    @snipehunter4771 Před 10 měsíci

    Curse my crumpet!

  • @patriciajrs46
    @patriciajrs46 Před 10 měsíci

    How could Max watch anything? He's blind and can't see.
    Why is Max wanting to commit a robbery? Kind of weird, I think.

  • @patriciajrs46
    @patriciajrs46 Před 9 měsíci

    Are all of your readings excerpts? If so, where can we find the full books?

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 9 měsíci +2

      Hello Patricia, no they're not excerpts, they're all single stories complete in themselves. Sometimes they're one of a series of stories, I will reference that in the video description if so, but either way they all stand alone and can be listened to in any order. I hope that helps!

    • @patriciajrs46
      @patriciajrs46 Před 9 měsíci

      @@BitesizedAudio Yes, it does. Thank you.

  • @nshaw1567
    @nshaw1567 Před 10 měsíci

    Please do your intro while standing by an Ewardian fireplace clutching a pipe. Theres a good chap.

    • @BitesizedAudio
      @BitesizedAudio  Před 10 měsíci +1

      I have thought about something along those lines! I just need to get a better camera/set up!

    • @nshaw1567
      @nshaw1567 Před 10 měsíci

      @@BitesizedAudio Topping. 🤣

  • @jfhdragonfly
    @jfhdragonfly Před 10 měsíci

    You sound exactly like the Fractured Fairy Tales narrator from The Bullwinkle Show!