MY NEW CAREER. A NEW EPISODE!
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- čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
- I can rap, cook, and edit myself to appear comical. Here's another episode of my series where I take you DRIVING, SHOPPING and COOKING. I'm basically ya motha. Thanks for watching my sons. Thanks to Kwisten for eating my brown eggs, subscribe to her below! And check out lizakoshy.com/ if you're dope.
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Thank you, lil huevitos.
Love,
Liza - Komedie
The sausage rap tho...was on point.
But had me dead 😂😂
Lol 😂😂 oh my gosh I am not going to lie, I just danced to it. Lol 😂😂
q_ gouge same 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol
She so fancy when dance the rap
😂😂
My name chef 😂😂
Clisare lol
Clisare *jeff😆😋
+liza dobrik fan no she actually said chef
KingPotato I know that's was a joke 😄
liza dobrik fan like on the Dolan Twins reading dirty fan fiction and one of them goes "my names Jeff" in a really funny voice 😂😂😂
“Take off your clothes.”
**kristen reaches for blindfold.**
*”No your clothes”*
Does anyone else keep watching her old videos until she comes back to CZcams
I do to i miss Liza if they did brake up she will always upload but not anymore
Yeah
army blink go to Liza koshy too.
umm maybe I do
She’s busy with Liza on demand
“I’m short, I’m brown, im basically a sausage “ 😂💀
Rob Nice right
Rob Nice U just jealous boiiiiiiii!!!
sausages arent all small xddddd homemade ones can be a meter long
Crystal Kitty boiiiiiii😂
Yep
“ Im short Im brown Im basically a sausage “
That means ima sausage
I am a sausage
Wow way to steal a top comment
me to
Stranger Things Larisa hahahah
“I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage”
“If you dont Have a tampon you can use a sausage...ohh.. I don’t know.”
I’m dying😂😂
Do tried vs buyed with Jet ,Helga or with Carlos
All
Helga!!!
That would be funny but wouldn’t really work. Because there all Liza
@@pepper_600 well she can edit you know
waffle man YT yeah but she would know which one was tried
I'M LOVING THIS LIL.BROWN.GURL.
"Fun fact if I was a stripper my name would be bacon"
*"Because bacon strips"*
Peachy Bleachy this is the funniest I’ve seen all day
lmao!
Peachy Bleachy oh my fucking god 😂
Peachy Bleachy
Every vidio i go to i see one bleach sooo thats werd🤔😋🤣😂😐😑😁😀
my brain hurts
I wish Liza was related to me. That way I could meet her in real life. I feel like she would be that awesome aunt that smuggles chocolate from Walmart just so you could black market it to your friends
What kind of aunts do you have??
I’m watching in 2021
Abigail Wozniak I- *Hello lying timetraveler*
@@abigailwozniak802 how?
@@SarahDelaney12 im watching in 2050 earth is dead
This is how many times Liza clapped in this video
👇🏻
‘I’m short, I’m brown I’m basically a sausage ‘
Lmao I died 😂😂
*That sausage rap tho lol*
omg yees...awesome 😂😂
Saniya Shriyan It was littt
She's the funniest lol
Gotta go get some eggs
Gotta make em the best
Let's go get some HUEVOS
How you like em?
Like em scrambled!! YEAH😂👏👌
love that😂💞
that was my favorite part
Same
"ima flip u upside-down.. that what he said HOYAA"
2:28
"See if we can do it again... ahh"
ITS THE SAUSAGE SONG! 😂❤️
Liza's sausage rap is fire😂
No forreal it sounded good😂
Evelina reminded me of “Everything is Glue” by Jenna Marbles
just cuz every verse ends with the same word?
Liza makes everything sound good, also a good beat makes things sound better
well you are a new love of my love!
*"IHOP tryna sound like an apple product "*
We so need a remix of that sausage song! XD
0:53 *BUT THAT TRANSITION THO*
Peachy Bleachy I know 😜😜😜
I know right
Peachy Bleachy TRU NEVER SEEN A CZcamsR DO DAT VERY NICE
Meow
i was *_shooketh_*
“I’m short, I’m brown, I’m basically a sausage” 😂😂😂😂
0:54
Liza:wass popping less get shopping
Me : *okuuuuuur*
"IM SHORT IM BROWN IM BASICALLY A SAUSAGE"😂😂😂
same
Man I love Liza 💕
While she were so racist to all to mexicans?
@@isabelgarciatejeda6094 she wasn't racist!!
I miss her ;-;
We all do honestly
Love Unique Wo-man i love lizza
SEXIST!!! lol
Liza: *sings*
Lyrics to Liza’s song: *im domesticated cated, it feels nice to toast you toast you and I got the stove oooo oo oonnnnn*
Me: ... *GIVE HER THE WORLDS BEST SINGER AWARD!*
Btw everyone was doing *SAUSAGE* song so I did a different song in this vid
Ellie Girdler what song is that though? cause like i recognize the beat
__ yea me too but I don’t know sorry
"Say hi Kwisten"
"Hi Kwisten.."
I really miss them🥺☹️
i should be doing homework but i saw that liza uploaded 🤷🏽♀️
Zoe Karina same
Zoe Karina Me too lololololol!!
Zoe Karina same
me
Zoe Karina same
Thank you Liza for making everybody laugh hysterically for the past few years!!... Who Agrees that she's super talented!?!💯
Terry Kiser i do can you plz sub to me
just drew no
Liza: call the cutest person in my contacts!
*calling liza...*
OW. HAHAHAHA.
I cracked up laughing when she started rapping
"Everybody say sausage keep it going, all in my bio more links than a sausage, tell me what you call food for a thot sausage, it's not a wurst its the best it's a sausage, I'm short I'm brown in basically a sausage, call me Jimmy Dean got that lean mean sausage, if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage, she would rather eat my eggs she don't want his sausage"
And the Grammy goes to....😂😂😂
"if it's made of cock then i want that sausage, turkey is alright yeah i'll have that sausage, nah i'm not a furry but i want that sausage, it's made of curry i would try that sausage" lol (why did i do this. lol)
If my man got it I'll eat the sausage if you wanna fight me I'll beat you with a sausage I'm a Lil white girl no I aint got no sausage
Grammy goes to jacksfilms
Is that song on I tunes. 😂😂
Faith Gbeneneh i know, it was a joke😂
That sausage song was the best I rate it a 12/10💯🔥🙆♀️😂💖
Lady Wolf you mean... 💯 2️⃣0️⃣
Lady Wolf Ikr
When she first starts the beat (knocking on the fridge) does that not sound like how the intro song for Hannah Montanna starts ??????
Lady Wolf same😂
Lady Wolf yessssss
Who is watching this after The Break-Up and in 2019
soooo sad !!!😭
Clara M. Hewwooooooo
Wait they break up? *WHAT YEAR AM I IN*
Im watching this after kristen's break-up :(
That sausage song tho 👌🔥
“🎼I’m short and brown I’m basically a sausage🎼”
😂 I’m dead 😂
Kennedy Lilly actually im short and brown... im a sausage
Kennedy Lilly that's me lol😂😂
Kennedy Lilly
IF YA DONT HAVE A TAMPON YOU CAN USE A *SAUSAGE*
that sausage song spoke to my soul
Simphiwe M mine too... mine too
Simphiwe M Can u please watch my very first vid and also sub too maybe czcams.com/video/HAn6TZY5PDE/video.html
ImDriven Sure...
FREAKING LIGHT MY PANTYS ON FIRE AND CALL ME BRISKET
3:02 Ikr 🤣I love Liza lol
“Kwisten loves white huevos”
LMAOOOO
Naomi Lopez lol but why is Liza acting like she doesn’t like “white huevos” too😭
Yooo actually love this new series 🙌🏽💯 The beats, puns, rap & transitions in this video though!!!! *THEY'RE EVERYTHAANG!!!!!!!!*
Lubii Lubna your thumbnail is everything 💚😂
I love you so much! I want to meet you one day!
Ali Gallant ONE DAY, MY FELLOW LIZA FAN, ONE DAY 💚
if you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage🤣💀
It took me a second
"i got really cool transitions" 😂🙌
dat' sausage song should be produced and released
Leanne Gatilogo YASS! its a bootiful parody
Leanne Gatilogo yaaasss
Leanne Gatilogo TRUE!!!!!!
Leanne Gatilogo mmmhmm yas
Leanne Gatilogo For sure! 👌🏻
Who else was looking at the dots on her shirt the whole time....of course just to read the names YA Naasty!
T.J. Lovelady yup same
T.J. Lovelady naw just kidding I am not pervert 😂
T.J. Lovelady 🤫
T.J. Lovelady oh fuck I didn’t realise till I saw this😂😂😂
🎶if you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage.🎶
1. Wouldn't that burn
2. Would it fit?
3. I'm dying 😂
She’s so positive I don’t get how people can hate on her😂❤️
Dorian Zagorski it seems the only ppl hating on her are her fans who are always complaining, acting like they own her life. Aka the ppl who write stuff like: “get back together with David. Don’t you care about us?”
Take THAT ihop
Vanessa Blanco Yesss
Vanessa Blanco yeah
Vanessa Blanco the ihop in my town burned down to a crisp. RIP pancakes
Vanessa Blanco 😂
1:13 im dead.. 😂😂😂
CAN U PLEAASSSEEEE MAKE ANOTHER EPISODE THIS IS SOO FUN TO WATCH
Liza’s sausage remix has surpassed all others 😂😍!
The most creative series on youtube.
"fricken light my panties in flames and call me brisket" WHAT👏A👏QUEEEENN👏😂3:03
I found out that you had a good CZcams channel so I looked it up and fell in love you are hilarious I I am your biggest fan more than anyone but I'm a little late on your channel so I don't think you make videos anymore but if you do I need to know
unicorn lover she is taking a break of making videos but she’s gonna post again
unicorn lover she’s back now!
"I impregnated you with my eggs" 😂😂😂
That sounds funny, but when I say "I impregnated you with my semen" you lose your shit?!
Homo Sapien HUEEVOOOOOOOOS
Quality > quantity
Nice lizzzzza
Why is Liza so funny!! ❤️ 💕
She is not a normal human being
THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER
HI KWISTEN
HI BLIND FOLDED FWEND KWISTEN
Liza: Call the cutest person in my contacts
Siri:calling Liza
Liza: Call the other one
Siri: Calling Kristen
*YES LIZA YES* !!!!!!!!!
lmao
yes liza yus
noooo the next would be david but oh well 😂
Damn where was David??
Siri actually said: calling kwisten
Tried vs buyed is amazing I love it make more of these videos
"I'm short and brown, that makes me a sausage" 😂
Is it just me? or do all her videos always hit the "top trending" every time
Lila P I know right everyone loves her as a friend
Isn't anyone gonna talk about the song?😂😂😂😂
Sara Matic Aha which one 😂😂
0:56 Itz litty
Kai Lea sausage one😂
I remember the overkill in middle school
Sara Matic idk it was the best breakfast song ever
“light my panties and flame and call me brisket”😂💀
OMGGG Liza you be gettin them raps, you got me jealously dying over here!!❤️️️
“If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.” -Liza Koshy 2018
2019 _liza
WAIT!! Where are the bloopers ???
The legend says that Liza is still editing the third episode...
I’m watching in 2019 and I’m still coming back to this every few weeks because this is hilarious anyone else think so no just me??
I'M SHORT AND BROWN I'M BASICALLY A SAUSAGE!!😂😂✊🏽
Same
1:38 🎼Baby we got the meat
Gimme the beat
Everybody say sausage: bc we going
All in my bio more links than a sausage
Tell me what you call food for a thot: sausage
It’s not a worst it’s the best it’s a sausage
I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage.
Call me jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage.
If you don’t have a tampon you can use a sausage.
Huh?
Idk
She would rather eat my eggs she don’t want his sausage🎼
Audrey Edwards thanks, this took so long
Rylie Pat. A
Call jimmy dean got that lean mean sausage
It's all in my bio more LINKS than a sausage
I think
IQ 100
Liza i’m glad you’re here on CZcams because you make me smile when I’m sad
3:19 "WOW I made so much"
Anyone else saw her shirt and was just like “... That is a very strange shirt, friend..”
What a Queen of Puns 👸
Jeffy you could say she is an eggspert at making puns
I see you watch SML
Jeffy I love your profile picture so funny Jeffy
UGH
Jeffy very😂😂😂😂
Okay I like how she did that transition to the car in the song that she did come get some eggs to make them the best that's my favorite part
i wait till the end of every episode to watch the bloopers like it's a move 😄
“Fricken light my panties in flames and call me brisket!”
I can't hear the word huevos without hearing kristen yelling it
She cracks me up all the time
XD I think she is crazy!in a good way
Liza is the type friends I wanna have 💕💕
Hey Kwisten
Do you know DA WAEEEE??????
DO U KNO DA WAE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you made your profile a fucking meme 😭😭😭😭😭
DO U KNO DA WAE hey I found you in this vid i watch liza as well
Hey kwisten
WAGVEEEEE
KLOK KLOK KLOK
I need to use peace signs more.
"My name's Chef"
😂😂😂😂
that sausage rap tho...that was fire 🔥
"Don't have a tampon you can use a sausage" -Liza 2018
I want Liza as my big sister, i cant be the only one who wishes that.
The real princess jasmine can you plz sub to me
You're not the only one 😂
The real princess jasmine ur not the only one
The real princess jasmine don't worry i wish to
I know your not the only one
*“Light my panties in flames and call me brisket. This is awesome” I LOVE LIZA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
“Frickin light my panties in flames and call me brisket”
I died😂
1:07 me when Liza uploads
Maša Kosednar Same my queen
Maša Kosednar you from Croatia?
Thicc Tuner close :) from Slovenia :)
Maša Kosednar ;-;
0:54❤️best cardi b impression ever
U cute
I'm sick rn and Liza still makes me smile love you Liza btw I'm totally not having a Liza koshy binge
Question:What do u call cheese that's not yours
Answer:Nacho cheese!😂
Gordon Ramsay is quaking!
Crusty McRusty hahaha like
Crusty McRusty so hard
just imagine when helga cooks.....
sreemon babu she probably make love potions for David
sreemon babu that would be a awesome video
sreemon babu fuck uuuu uuuu uglyyyyy
I dropped my phone from all this craziness you are so funny! And cute
She is Soo incredible ❤️
When will the sausage song be on iTunes?
Maša Kosednar *your comment just made me realize that if Liza made a good catchy song like Twainz,s llama song, it would be legendary.*
Jenkai really? 😂 but I need this one tho 😂
Adwoa Tum-Tum truuuuu! 😄😄
She has made a legendary song, the period song