All 'Mr Bear' versions & interview (Not for broadcast)

Timestamps:
00:00 Interview
10:00 Mr bear Normal
13:07 Mr bear Surreal
16:16 Mr bear Macabre/Dark
All 3 version of 'Mr bear' and the interview before the song plays

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

I didn't realise there were three versions of this.

[@LyndsayChan]

I got the dark version and thought I was the normal version. Upon finding out there was a dark version I was like “?? More??”

[@tristenarctician6910]

The dark version is (unsurprisingly) cursed

[@ollllj]

It perfectly describes the russian aristocracy.
"mr bear lowers his expectations" is an allegory to russia/ussr collapse (anti aristorcracy)
"pieces of my heart" casually mentions wodka and is a "love song to communism"
"babies gonna bring you home" is a love letter to military dominance (Tsar-culture)
"Were having a baby" criticizes the ridiculously low birth rates in Russia (and china's 1 recently ended child policy)
"Paint it red" is all about violent revolution against communism/slavery/corruption.
the last day of the game is in december 1991; collapse of the ussr, and ukraine voted for independence (referendum).

[@demax8783]

I can only imagine how much Jeremy Donaldson is done dealing with this amount of bullshit on his news show

[@Niltenstein]

If I had to listen to this every day as a job I’d probably go mad. But Jeremy is a professional, he can withstand it, surely!

[@Eggz21]

I thought the normal version was dark damn

[@nemesisdelaudela]

I'm proud I played that game.

[@SakuraPottage]

If only there was a version taunting badly made crossovers.

[@ddoober]

tysm for this

[@someguy1428]

CZcams Kids be like:

[@intboom]

How do you get the normal version? I got the Surreal and Dark versions on two different playthroughs. Does it have something to do with your party allegiance or how much the station or your family like you?

[@solouno2280]

Avoid or balance the pink and black frames

[@portalturret2720]

it depends on your headlines

[@MizuIto2050]

Do you have all the different ending monologues that Megan does at the end? :)

[@portalturret2720]

no but you can find how to get each ending through this spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1GtzdLf3ggqZx5tleHGQDh-PhgMIKqUNqYqCjjJyqnBc/htmlview
this is the same spreadsheet I used to get all the Mr bear songs too

[@MizuIto2050]

@@portalturret2720 Oh i don't have the game myself, I just like watching LPers react to it lol (Though i'm sure some ppl would love a compilation to rewatch it on ;P)

[@RagnarokB]

3 years late, but it looks like someone did eventually post all of them
czcams.com/video/GHlyLIm_X10/video.html

[@Super1235123]

Hi. Is there a proper way to get these versions?

[@portalturret2720]

What do you mean?
Like broadcast, higher quality or on your own?

[@Super1235123]

​ On my own. Like, what to do to get surreal and dark versions.

[@portalturret2720]

Go to the 'choices' tab in this spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GtzdLf3ggqZx5tleHGQDh-PhgMIKqUNqYqCjjJyqnBc/edit?usp=drivesdk

[@cryptosporidium1203]

I've been reading the spreadsheet and I've noticed that the people who got the correct some either played 2 surreal ads or 2 macabre ads(With a few outliers). This is looking like the cause of the Mr. Bear versions, but I don't know what causes the ads to appear.

[@Super1235123]

@@portalturret2720 Thank you

[@portalturret2720]

:)

[@Disatek]

:)

[@calculatordrive4972]

:)

[@Agent2011]

: )

[@anemuman]

:)

[@cryptosporidium1203]

:)

[@SaraNightfire1]

Wow…
And I thought Lil C was too much.
That's NOTHING compared to the dark version.