Need a Career Change? How to Accidentally Become an Assassin with Me! [Audio Roleplay]

🔪They told me to dress to kill; I didn't realize they meant it literally.🔪
Guess what? I just landed a new job thinking it was all about troubleshooting-turns out, it's a bit more... lethal than that. Yep, you heard right: they actually meant international assassin, not admin! And as if navigating this deadly career twist wasn’t tricky enough, here's the kicker: I’m supposed to eliminate someone I'm, uh, rather fond of. Awkward, right? Stick around to see how I juggle my newfound assassin duties with, well, a crush that could literally kill.
🌟What to Expect:
Just when you thought your job was tough, try mixing business with a pleasure that could literally kill you.
🎯 Unexpected Romance - Watch a masterclass in how not to be stealthy in love.
💣 Explosive Missteps - Discover the art of making things go boom in the least expected ways.
🤐 Secrets and Surprises - Every turn holds a secret; let's hope I don't spill them all.
😅 Sarcastic Banter - Enjoy quips and quirks that might just save my skin... or at least make you laugh.
🎭 Roleplay Metadata:
Event: Attempted assassination goes wildly off-script
Setting: Various shady (and not so professional) locales
Mood: A blend of tense thrills and tongue-in-cheek humor
Characters: Me, your not-so-cold-blooded assassin, and you, the target who just might be too cute to kill
Theme: When your heart conflicts with your job description
💬 Your Thoughts:
Think I can make it out of this with both a paycheck and a heart intact? Comment your survival tips or love advice below. Don't forget to like and share if you enjoy watching me squirm, and hit that subscribe button to see whether I find love or lose it at the end of a gun barrel.
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💌 Much love, Your favourite lovestruck assassin 💘🔫💋
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[@samuelsumayo9349]

“Ummm…I was secretly trained to be a computer hacker, but I guess assassin would be another highlight on the résumé”

[@S_047]

Accidental assassin? How .... Oh.. right . Well we'll just roll with it

[@johnnyoverheaven2045]

This reminds me of Kanako’s Life as an Assassin where an office worker accidentally applies to an assassination company and stays for the benefits (and because she’s actually really good at it) so hopefully this company has some good benefits as well!

[@LightheartedNecromancerr]

Thanks for the recommendation, this is hilarious

[@BirdieSenpai]

Shared hatred of coffee and Oreos AND she's only the fifth person to attempt to kill me and the third to change her mind and the first to do so out of love? Oh, bum~ 💜

[@Blindluck92]

Definitely the best assassin ever. 😎
Thanks for the audio, Wayward.

[@mirage809]

The temptation of the steaming teapot are strong indeed. Perhaps even worth killing for.

[@furrystarcat]

What a coincidence! I just re-read Happy Kanako!

[@blueberrypie7722]

The date had it coming 🫖🍪🍪

[@armphidiic2609]

Craigslist strikes again! You don't get this kind of thing on LinkedIn. More espionage there, less murder.

[@venom890]

I.......I somehow doubt it was just a tiny, itsy bitsy, little mistake, assassin on accident is at least 3 mistakes

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

This is the only thing I know.

[@soup8315]

Of all the days to forget my headphones

[@AmayaLucas-tr7xe]

Hey wayward! l love your content!!💜💜💜

[@spencerkim5483]

Accidental assassin? I guaran-TEA this will end well.

[@kylepeters8690]

honey learning she gets tea for each job completed
her about to nuke a city "so how much tea will I get for this?"

[@williamharris8367]

A few years ago I was looking for a new position. I did not see anything for professional assassins, but there was a very suspicious-looking job posting that involved immigration fraud, money laundering, or both. 😳 The job description was vague and it seemed to have been written by someone with an imperfect command of English. I ultimately decided not to apply.

[@dcrittall]

Adorable and absurd.

[@eds7012]

*20th like*
This went swimmingly~

[@watermelon2109]

this may have little to do with the current video, however have you ever tried anything Doctor who related?

[@WaywardAudio]

A few things, but nothing I was truly happy with.

[@lol-2247]

Hello there 🍪

[@luisdelgado2486]

❤️🐧

[@SuperSpike47]

❤️🤍🧡🩵💜💙