The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024

Komentáře • 10

  • @FlyingJunk
    @FlyingJunk Před 14 lety +3

    I can't believe there's no comments for this one. What a great song and footage! 'You can kiss my little missus if she's willing'. Thanks, Jake! You were the best!

  • @SharonJackson13
    @SharonJackson13 Před 8 lety +3

    One of my favourite songs of all time. So sad when he died :(

  • @davidthomas5718
    @davidthomas5718 Před 5 lety +2

    Jake Thackray always a treat and a true genuine original 💖👏💐

  • @elizabethflanagan6688
    @elizabethflanagan6688 Před 5 lety +8

    I, the under-mentioned, by this document
    Do declare my true intentions, my last will, my testament.
    When I turn up my toes, when I rattle my clack, when I agonise,
    I want no great wet weepings, no tearing of hair, no wringing of hands,
    No sighs, no lack-a-days, no woe-is-me's and none of your sad adieus.
    Go, go, go and get the priest and then go get the booze, boys.
    Death, where is thy victory? Grave, where is thy sting?
    When I snuff it bury me quickly, then let carousels begin -
    But not a do with a few ham sandwiches, a sausage roll or two and "A small port wine, please".
    Roll the carpet right back, get cracking with your old Gay Gordons
    And your knees up, shake it up, live it up, sup it up, hell of a kind of a time.
    And if the coppers come around, well, tell them the party's mine, boys.
    Let best beef be eaten, fill every empty glass,
    Let no breast be beaten, let no tooth be gnashed.
    Don't bother with a fancy tombstone or a big-deal angel or a little copper flower pot:
    Grow a dog-rose in my eyes or a pussy-willow
    But no forget-me-nots, no epitaphs, no keepsakes; you can let my memory slip.
    You can say a prayer or two for me soul then, but - make it quick, boys.
    Lady, if your bosom is heaving don't waste your bosom on me.
    Let it heave for a man who's breathing, a man who can feel, a man who can see.
    And to my cronies: you can read my books, you can drive around in my motor car.
    And you can fish your trout with my fly and tackle, you can play on my guitar,
    And sing my songs, wear my shirts. You can even settle my debts.
    You can kiss my little missus if she's willing then, but - no regrets, boys.
    Your rosebuds are numbered;
    Gather them now for rosebuds' sake.
    And if your hands aren't too encumbered
    Gather a bud or two for Jake.
    Lyrics thanks to JakeThackray.com!

  • @PeroxideQueenie
    @PeroxideQueenie Před 12 lety +3

    I really hope someone honoured these requests at Jake's funeral!

  • @marconibungalows
    @marconibungalows Před 14 lety +1

    Utterly unique. And magnificent!

  • @kermot
    @kermot Před 14 lety +1

    brilliant song !

  • @saxonsue47
    @saxonsue47 Před 10 lety

    Absolutely BRILLIANT!

  • @jerebuck
    @jerebuck Před 5 lety

    Great man.

  • @learn2discover
    @learn2discover Před 13 lety +1

    Pure love... just love