The Simpsons - Marge and Apu go shopping at Monstromart
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From Season 5 Episode 13 - Homer and Apu
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"All pathetic single men. Only cash, no chit chat"
I feel so attacked.
He didn’t necessarily mean that single men are pathetic, just those single men
He is a latino gay man in need of attention ^
that's true huh...
John fortnite agrees with corn
Yes...the fact that a Single man can operate independently without outside support i.e; work, cook do there own shopping makes them more pathetic then a married man that would ask there wife to do all of those tasks for them because they've grown to lazy or overdependent on someone to do it for them.
If the Simpsons were buying all of their groceries at the Kwik-E-Mart instead of a regular grocery store, that explains some of their money troubles... Everything at a convenience store is always marked up like an extra 20% it feels like.
BioYuGi Probably just a few things. I’ve seen them shop at that ordinary grocery store before. Lol
well duh, they gotta stay afloat.. cant compete with big supermarkets who buy millions of each item/make their own brands etc etc
@@Oferdrincere Yup. That's why they're called "convenience" stores. The convenience comes from not having to go to a regular grocery store that's sometimes out of your ways.
@@UFOria212 the amount of people that complain about convenience store prices is crazy. Haha
Marge is shopping at supermarket in the intro, dude
"I set the toaster to threeeEEEeee...medium brown" remains my all time favorite Simpsons line, never to be topped.
Lies again? Target Marketplace
Interesting and underrated choice, especially as (younger) Grampa has two of the most iconic lines of all time.
"I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time."
@kisbie but I'm not tired! 😂
Just the way he says "medium brown" gets me every time. 😂
I love that the old man starved for attention is Grandpa Simpson, and that Marge doesn’t even remark on it.
reminds me of my call center job, you talk to a lot of people, most are nice but this one old lady just wouldn't get off the phone...I felt pretty bad for her. I suspect I was the only person she talked to all day...I tried to be accommodating but after a while it got ridiculous so eventually I had to get terse and got her off the phone....I feel sorry for some old folks they have no friends/family and just need to hear a human voice.
“WHERE SHOPPING IS A BAFFLING ORDEAL” might just be my favourite sign gag in Simpsons history.
There's nothing positive in that slogan :D
I like how quickly things escalate for Barney.
Always
Was this episode before or after he tried to threaten Homer with a gun for beer? I think he accidentally killed a woman during that
Alcohol does that lol
@@USMC49er this is after
I set the toaster to threEeE... medium brown.
AHAHAHAAHAH
That part gave me 'Nam flashbacks, too real
Lisa's arm is made of rubber
Why do you say that lol
@@julius4611 Look when she grabs the corn
She took a bite of gum-gum
😂 "It's cran-tastic!" Unforgivable. 😂
2:00 As a single man I can say it is true, I go, straight for what I need, pay cash and no chit chat.
Although if someone is in the mood for chit chat I can be as chatty as the grampa
It's just men in general
So true
John Minecraft disagrees with corn
There's worse than being single.
Cash is slow nowadays I suggest a credit card tap it will cut your time by a half
Apu's animation starting at 2:05 looked like it was a baffling ordeal.
Kinda reminds me of Stains the PTSD Cupcake Dog
This scene, if not this whole episode, truly shows the depth and intelligence to Apu's character. His convenience store experience has made him especially perceptive of how society functions, and has been able to figure out, for lack of a better term, life hacks that greatly benefit the Simpsons. It's a damn shame they had to remove such an excellent character.
They didn't remove apu...
@@1Rekuiem Wait, they didn't?? He's still on the show?
They didn't, and no one asked them to.
@@nap4820 That one guy who made that whole Apu documentary apparently did. I just sincerely hope he didn't get his way.
@@CatMaster90001 he didn't and never asked them to remove he used apu to make point about Indians in media bit it all got taken way out of context
That Marge smile at the end is so satisfying
"where shopping is a baffling ordeal" XD
The scene with Barny never fails to make me laugh
Back then, nickles had bumblebees on 'em! Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
And the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt. Which was the style at the time. XD
@@BlackSoul4876They didn't have white onions, because of the war
Apu is very helpful. He would be an awesome house guest.
When he first arrives, he'll think you're all such jerks, but then he'll come to looooooooove your quirks. 🎶 😉
@@EVIL-CFlander: Ooooo THANKS FOR DROPPING BY
12 pounds of nutmeg. Maggie's grandchildren will still use that box
Apu’s line about “where is the love” reminds me of the scene from “Idiocracy” when they go to that Costco the size of state and get greeted at the door by the employee who says “Welcome to Costco, I love you”.
This is one of my favorite scenes in the show. In 2 mins they cram in so many funny and creative moments/lines. Apu's lines were great, the size of the groceries, the stuff about love, Barney knocking down Mrs Butterworth, the cranberry juice flood and Abe's nickel story. Genius!
No one's gonna point out the hilarious fact that it was Marge's own father in law holding up the line
Evidently you did. Just now. That's someone.
Except thats Homers dad
@@ThePuffmeister which makes him her father-in-law
The brilliance of the Simpsons.
Why didn't Marge greet Abe? That's a bit weird.
One of my favorite episodes. I’m gonna miss Apu.
“Mm, corn! Haven’t had that in a while!”
“Yeah, delicious corn!”
“Bye!”
So pointless, lol!
They'll never move with that attitude!
"so pointless" Is this your first time watching the Simpsons or something?
Lachlan S No. No, it definitely isn’t.
It’s because in the episode apu makes them Indian food every day
I literally thought of this scene today when I changed a lane at my local shop.
Me too, and I'm in my 30s. _The Simpsons_ was really profound.
1:50 3 is the medium-brown setting on every toaster I've ever had and every time I've made toast in my life I remember this scene.
Beer, pepto bismol and lampshades. My kind of night
Pathetic single men, no cash, no chit chat. That describes me perfectly.
Only cash* no chit-chat
Same here. 🙄
I've found myself in this trope as well. When all of the groceries are gone and I can delay no longer, I find my way to the store, stock up on as much food stuffs as possible as quickly as possible and pay as fast as possible. I even sort all of my groceries so they're easier to bag. Frozen goods, refrigerated foods, meats, vegetables, canned goods, breads, etc... all are separated for the ease of the bagboy. Just get me the hell out of there.
With my novel, it appears that I'm drifting into Grandpa Simpson territory, now.
@@jesusnthedaisychain I just wanted to say Hi, since i stumbled onto your comment at 3 minutes old.
Seems a mean-spirited writer.
1:00 my favorite part. 😂
This episode was brought to you by Monstromart, where shopping is a baffling ordeal.
Barney drinks at Moe’s and at home what a champ
He has to. Barney to Moe: "If you didn't close, I'd never leave."
I thought that Barney would sometimes sleep in the closet.
But in another episode, one can see that Barneys appartment is located over Moes Tavern and those two places are connected via a sliding pole.
Hi my names Barney and I'm an alcoholic
Mr gumble this is a girl scouts meeting
Is it? Or is it you can't admit you have a problem?!
2020, pathetic single men, only debit card, no chit chat
*sigh* its true
Pathetic single men, only credit card tap no chit chat
Don't fucking lump me with these fucks I'm not....
Ok I am single, lemme hop in line
@Morahman7vnNo2 And debit cards.
Definitely debit.
Credit is for clueless women.
Ahh, there’s an interesting story behind this comment. In 1957, I remember it was. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to 3, medium brown.
I'm really gonna miss you Apu.
Ooh great selection, rockbottom prices but wheres the love!
-Reads Description
Me: Awwwwww
never thought i see the day when a mart has bigger beer cans than the smallest continent on earth
2:00 Apu got me pegged.
He's right through we pantiac single men want no chit chat in check out line.😄😜😎
I always think of that life-size Mrs. Buttersworth when I'm in one of those types of stores.
“Express lane 1000 items or less” classic simpsons
I've been following the single men, no chit chat concept from this episode for many years. It's true. I get through faster every time!
Yeah. Old farts in the supermarket are a pain, both in the aisles and at the checkout. Don't get mad with me: I'm 75.
@@tommyblack7998 Or women but especially women with children.
If you get a karen that starts arguing about how the price of XYZ product is somehow (SLIGHTLY) wrong, that line of people is just screwed.
TWELVE POUNDS OF NUTMEG GOD DAMM
For the price conscious drug addict
@@retroprogamer7009 Imagine the trip 12lbs would give ya.
You can get high off of nutmeg? How? By mixing it with 500 litres of lsd?
@@JacobKinsley Google it. Its possible, it just takes a lot (enough to make you sick) , generally reports say bad trips and I believe its fairly dangerous.
@@JacobKinsley No just pure Nutmeg. If you eat to much of it that is.
Where shopping is a baffling ordeal
Wal-mart
ALWAYS a baffling ordeal
The bit with Grandpa is so true, I work in retail, we're a captive audience for the demented.
Barnies Drum of Duff and Pepto Bismall! 😂😂😂
Such a great scene. I felt this way the first time I went to Sam's Club.
"They'll never move that way. " He's not wrong. Whether when I get up in the morning or trudge home from work, I will - more often than not - eat the first thing I see when I enter the kitchen. No better way to sell me on healthy food than make it the easiest food to think of, and force me to work to imagine anything else.
P.S. WHY is the MonstroMart so damned TALL?!
It is based on Costco, which actually has shelving that high and products in bulk.
LOL @ Barney, he causes trouble wherever he goes.
"It's all happening again!" That's a great line.
“It *begins*….”
This is usually true. The reason some lines are short is because someone has to make their items complicated by saying “they need this price checked” or “my card is declining, can you wait while I call the bank?” Or sometimes the register will soft lock on someone and they have to wait for a manager to fix it, while long lines usually go by quicker.
Marge was so impressed lol
Now i know where to fall in line when am finished grocery shopping
Clearly Simpsons version of Sam’s Club and Costco...
*For real*
Every time I see this scene in this episode I think of Costco.
this one scene always stuck with me whenever i chose grocery lines
Anyone else spot Jacque in the queue of single men?
Good catch! 🤣
He never got laid....tsk, tsk.
@@Bloombaby99 Umm, Apu got married... and had 8 kids.
@@EVIL-C I was talking abouy Jacques.
I really wish monstromart existed.
It does but it's called Costco
0:58- 1:26 my favorite joke in this episode. 😂
"All pathetic single men. Only cash, no chit chat"
Me: Hey I resent that.
Super market life hacks 😂
2:07 mMmMmMmMmMmMmM
2:07 GHHHHMMMMMMMMMMAUGH
Wonderful scene! Love Apu!
0:17 Marge tempting Apu.
1:17 why does marge's scream sound like mario?
Good point.
I want a grocery store like monstro-mart.
It's called Costco
@@MatthewSchellenberg Or Sam's Club
Apu at 2:05 with that thousand yard stare..
Marge's reaction to the single men line was so wholesome
So we're just gonna ignore the fact the Barney killed a woman before?
Are we gonna ignore that Marge ignores her father-in-law Abe? 😂
Knowing Barney, he probably didn't killed someone but THINKS he did.
1000 ITEMS OR LESS LMAO
The monstromart is huge. Not even Walmart or Costco are that big.
That's the joke dummy
You mean Sam’s Club (which is owned by Walmart).
This clip is crantastic.
Nice subtle reference in the description...while also killing two birds with one stone
The Simpsons predicted Cosco before Cosco was even a thing.
Nah, Costco has been around since 80's. They were most likely referencing either it or Price Club, the chain more common in the Southern California area which had just merged with Costco shortly before this episode originally aired.
Oh things you miss when tv neuters episodes for commercials. 😑😁
Check out the unfinished cash register hovering behind Grandpa there!
Wanna sprite cranberry? It's crantastic!
It is...and quite hard to find. :/
@@PrincessofPower84 I assume Lebron James didn't visit you this Christmas.
"All pathetic single men, only cash, no chit-chat"
So it’s Costco.
Basically
2:00 As a single man, I totally understand that joke now and it's definitely true.
I don't even mind the 'pathetic' part in there. It's called a joke, bro.
Get in, get your stuff, get out as fast as possible. When I was in college, I always aimed for in and out in 10 minutes
This was the plot of a Still Game episode
2:00 is so funnt, BUT TRUE. I follow that every time i go shopping
Its crantastic!
Think that wave of tomato juice was a shining reference
Cranberry drink.
Gee if only there was a supermarket where everything is that size at low prices too.
Most of it would go off before using it and then the problem of finding space to store it 😄
There are lots of places like that: Costco, and, in England, Macro/Booker.
Often, the huge sizes are not cheaper than the regular sizes.
R.I.P Apu. You will be missed.
When the cranberry juice tsunamied towards Marge and Apu, it looked like a tidal wave, I wonder if that is what the red sea looks like.
Grampa: There's an interesting story behind this nickel, in 1957 I remember it was, I got up in the morning to have myself a piece of toast.
Bridgekeeper: Get on with it!
Tim the Enchanter: Yes! Get on with it!!
Whole Store: YES!! GET ON WITH IT!!!
Grampa: I haven't finished my story yet!!
God: GET ON WITH IT!!!
That cranberry juice was like, 95% apple juice
Well... he's not wrong. See a line full of 30+ guys? Go take it
In this generation it’s 20+ guys lol
Lol peptic bismol... Hmm I wonder what condition Barney has from years of all that drinking...
All of them, probably. The alcohol version of Monty Burns syndrome.
I wish stores would do that "we love you" over the PA systems
I legit use this tactic at the store lines
That is the scene of my spiritual de-pantsing!
Is that Jacques among the single men?
If it is him then he let himself go. XD
In the store you hear over the loudspeaker "Here at Monstromart we love each and every one of you" - is this where Idiocracy got the joke "Welcome to Costco, I love you!"
Barney is prepared to get touchy if you don’t respond to his lamp shade questions.
OH NO!!! It's all happening again!!
Who keeps 14 cans of corn in their house?
Um... uh... the best damn housekeeper in town.
Marge.
16, 14 in the stack +2 he replaces after Bart and Lisa take one each
@@typingcat yaaayyy 🍻
@@tomharris5169 Things Marge thinks is neat:
1) Cans of corn
2) Potatoes
Where Shopping is a Baffling Ordeal
I finally get the peptic bismol joke
I love how this show used to make fun of everyone, all in one episode and not overly offend or avoid any one group. Equal roasting opportunity for all! 😆
Genius 🤣🤣😂
0:58
Duff Beer with Pepto Bismol!!!