Neymar Jr. Attempts Terrifying Shot from Jimmy Kimmel’s Roof

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  • If you are a soccer fan, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the superhuman known as Neymar Jr.
    He’s the star player for both Barcelona and the Brazilian national team, he’s an Olympic gold medal winner and only 25 years old. His mission is to score the first-ever goal over Hollywood Blvd. and he attempts that terrifying shot from our roof.
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  • @guilhermetorres5610
    @guilhermetorres5610 Před 6 lety +19817

    Whoever's making fun of his english please bring a NFL player to a Brazilian talk show and tell him to speak Portuguese. Cheers

    • @weborangutanhindi8646
      @weborangutanhindi8646 Před 6 lety +330

      Guilherme Torres Brazilians allow beggers in their talk shows😂😂?...

    • @borizh
      @borizh Před 5 lety +2022

      No need to complicate it. Majority of nfl players can’t even speak English properly.

    • @batmanarkham5120
      @batmanarkham5120 Před 5 lety +26

      Guilherme Torres lol

    • @lilblingking1491
      @lilblingking1491 Před 5 lety +133

      borizh LMFAO, so true!!! Not even a fair comparison 😂😂

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso Před 5 lety +98

      This is not fair, portuguese is way harder to learn than english

  • @parikjan
    @parikjan Před 4 lety +9369

    4:03 Neymar scratches a bird out of his hair

  • @jayminparikh8176
    @jayminparikh8176 Před 3 lety +7425

    Everyone here is like "you laugh at his English, he laughs at your whatever" yet I don't see anybody laughing at his English 😂

  • @guptageneralstores5243
    @guptageneralstores5243 Před 4 lety +6898

    Did you know: Neymar's last transfer fee was 5 times the net worth of Jimmy Kimmel

    • @Tusharchitrakar
      @Tusharchitrakar Před 4 lety +196

      Irrelevant since that 200 million quid didn't go into neymar's pocket. It was a transaction between clubs.

    • @avantjeef
      @avantjeef Před 4 lety +532

      @@Tusharchitrakar not that irrelevant since he makes $1 million/week only from his club wage

    • @ochoymedio4888
      @ochoymedio4888 Před 3 lety +23

      jaaaaaaaaaaa Jimmy is super rich from welty family long as Neimar and no body takes the portent of the chek from hen lol ponk

    • @josemiranda4958
      @josemiranda4958 Před 3 lety +15

      @@calteckk What kinda world u livin? U trippin

    • @clave965
      @clave965 Před 3 lety +1

      @@calteckk uh yea ronaldo earns 1 mil a week

  • @aaaclips
    @aaaclips Před 5 lety +35621

    You laugh at his english
    He laughs at your bank account

  • @ashishjj6524
    @ashishjj6524 Před 6 lety +5084

    The fact that the goal keeper was more excited about the shot than Neymar himself just warms my heart!!

  • @trevorlawrence2119
    @trevorlawrence2119 Před 2 lety +747

    3:15 It makes me nervous that Neymar was standing on the edge like that.

    • @berylzionah
      @berylzionah Před 2 lety +46

      Finally! Someone said it.. thanks!

    • @serkomoryasi4380
      @serkomoryasi4380 Před 2 lety +3

      Why? Are you his mom or girlfriend?

    • @trevorlawrence2119
      @trevorlawrence2119 Před 2 lety +114

      @@serkomoryasi4380 ??? Do I need to be his mom to say this?

    • @trevorlawrence2119
      @trevorlawrence2119 Před 2 lety +12

      @@survivorbuffs3976 I was obviously referring to him falling off the barrier.

    • @jakeevans9746
      @jakeevans9746 Před 2 lety +3

      @@survivorbuffs3976 *facepalm* to you

  • @AdityaT03
    @AdityaT03 Před 2 lety +1374

    I dont think Americans fully understand what Neymar is capable of.

    • @FunnyVideoMaker77
      @FunnyVideoMaker77 Před 2 lety +11

      Is he the best player in the world? Genuinely asking

    • @nelldavila3261
      @nelldavila3261 Před 2 lety +36

      He’s the best player in the world right now.

    • @AdityaT03
      @AdityaT03 Před 2 lety +35

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 For me in no particular order the best in the world right now are Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo, Harry Kane, Memphis Depay.

    • @theguywhoasked2957
      @theguywhoasked2957 Před 2 lety +13

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 no he isn't
      But he is quite one of the best
      There are two players who rule football
      Cristiano Ronaldo and lionel messi

    • @strawhatyashaj3643
      @strawhatyashaj3643 Před 2 lety +11

      @@AdityaT03 how tf is depay in there. u see him in barca my guy?

  • @yaboijuan4052
    @yaboijuan4052 Před 7 lety +2026

    "how many soccer fans do we have here? " , " wooohhhhoo" , why tf yall lying 😂😂

    • @bsjsbsbsjk9059
      @bsjsbsbsjk9059 Před 7 lety +93

      soccer is the most popular sport in the world tho

    • @Spazlites
      @Spazlites Před 7 lety +19

      nutflixx not even top 5

    • @bsjsbsbsjk9059
      @bsjsbsbsjk9059 Před 7 lety +21

      The Hidden Truth Not even top 5 in States. Google it you will be suprised.

    • @1001107wgitaujirge
      @1001107wgitaujirge Před 7 lety +1

      participation amongst 5-13 is monsters, guess what those kids grow up and love it even more. give it 10 years and we will c it dominate.

    • @hanifegoe98
      @hanifegoe98 Před 7 lety +28

      Publix_ Juan why do Americans don't like soccer? serious question not trying to mock you.

  • @razvan2632
    @razvan2632 Před 6 lety +10239

    I love how americans don't realize how difficult this really is .

    • @StormFalcon657
      @StormFalcon657 Před 6 lety +318

      Prenume Nume I'm American and it's difficult

    • @nobodyknows5007
      @nobodyknows5007 Před 6 lety +274

      I’m American, I practice almost everyday, it’s difficult

    • @OK-mp5ow
      @OK-mp5ow Před 6 lety +123

      even if you weren't american or didn't practice everyday it still would be difficult. You doing ANYTHING changes nothing about how difficult this would have been for Neymar

    • @LesTwinsSociety
      @LesTwinsSociety Před 6 lety +34

      Prenume Nume ***non soccer fans. You shouldn’t generalize.

    • @user-wm9ul4jh4l
      @user-wm9ul4jh4l Před 6 lety +39

      hmmmmm it's not that hard. just view it as long pass. the only thing makes it a bit difficult is the space for running up
      edit: and the boots without spike

  • @thetoastinator8139
    @thetoastinator8139 Před 3 lety +860

    Why is it so hard for me to hear them say "soccer" to a Brazilian player.

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 Před 3 lety +34

      I don't understand why people get angry when some says the word soccer instead of football? I mean a word has different meanings in different places , it is normal .

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 Před 3 lety +67

      @@thenonsenseguy2364 the feel of the word isn't normal

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 Před 3 lety +7

      @@seemasihag7051 for you yes, but for many people that could be the other way around,

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 Před 3 lety +3

      @@thenonsenseguy2364 ok😀

    • @thenonsenseguy2364
      @thenonsenseguy2364 Před 3 lety +6

      @@seemasihag7051 👍

  • @sr3189
    @sr3189 Před 4 lety +2544

    Roberto Carlos would have sent that ball through the net and also through the building behind it.. then onto the moon

  • @georgesm28
    @georgesm28 Před 4 lety +19558

    The funny thing is that goalkeeper is actually America’s best

  • @roynelson7249
    @roynelson7249 Před 5 lety +2335

    3:29 I’ve never seen a Gk be so happy after conceding a goal from long range

  • @HarpaxA
    @HarpaxA Před 4 lety +903

    The Neymar's platform is probably too short for him to do pre-run, if it a meter or two longer, he sure could do it on the first try

    • @rocketmoonshine9205
      @rocketmoonshine9205 Před 3 lety +9

      True.

    • @hakimrangers1805
      @hakimrangers1805 Před 3 lety +39

      Yup, i was thinking that might be impossible, but neymar nailed it

    • @llgg1668
      @llgg1668 Před 3 lety +36

      Also it’s really hard to guess the distance without having the football lines or at least a level field

    • @araaf1982
      @araaf1982 Před 3 lety +3

      Nope,you have to test the distance and wind breeze...

    • @sebastiansebastian5270
      @sebastiansebastian5270 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah I was gonna say he needs more space to run up and kicked the ball

  • @karanabraham7906
    @karanabraham7906 Před 3 lety +239

    I've never seen Neymar so awkward in my life XD

  • @zorashki
    @zorashki Před 6 lety +5304

    I'm surprised he scored it.. he didn't have enough space to run properly yet he did it.... that's amazing

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 6 lety +261

      I was amazed he didn't fall off. He was standing so close on the corner, that didn't seem to sturdy. He had a short run as well. But, it did take him a few tries ;)

    • @BigmanDogs
      @BigmanDogs Před 6 lety +7

      FeelsBadMan n forsenE

    • @zorashki
      @zorashki Před 6 lety +5

      DansGame

    • @entertainmentvidz
      @entertainmentvidz Před 6 lety +31

      FeelsBadMan n cause he neymar one of the best in the world

    • @entertainmentvidz
      @entertainmentvidz Před 6 lety +14

      The Dreamer other than Messi and cr7 no other player is better

  • @DaanenBramTv
    @DaanenBramTv Před 6 lety +2143

    Yeah right, I bet 90% of the crowd don't even know what offside is.

    • @yandhi832
      @yandhi832 Před 6 lety +126

      It would already be very nice if Americans know what REAL football is

    • @snoopmailgfunk9197
      @snoopmailgfunk9197 Před 6 lety +87

      Brakkebraamie, real madrid fans don't know what an offside or treble is 😕

    • @SA-tk2im
      @SA-tk2im Před 6 lety +2

      Brakkebraamie more than that

    • @anithegreat6632
      @anithegreat6632 Před 6 lety +19

      SnoopmaiL gfunk Barca fans don't know what handball is and what team of the century is.

    • @kwarrior2895
      @kwarrior2895 Před 6 lety +2

      Brakkebraamie More like 99%

  • @gabrijelbosnjak8196
    @gabrijelbosnjak8196 Před rokem +683

    3 attempts but still crazy, respect for Neymar I'm Croatian

    • @jolps8178
      @jolps8178 Před rokem +17

      congrats to Croatia for winning that match 👏👏 also for the great sportsmanship Modric showed at the end of the game

    • @celinesanyu9526
      @celinesanyu9526 Před rokem +58

      The way u added "I'm croatian"💀

    • @Strawre
      @Strawre Před rokem +3

      @@celinesanyu9526fr lmao

    • @Tae96
      @Tae96 Před rokem +6

      @@celinesanyu9526 Giving them PTSD 😭

    • @moorslayer
      @moorslayer Před rokem

      who cares where you're from

  • @w.8424
    @w.8424 Před 3 lety +226

    He didn't have enough room for a proper run up. If he did, he'd score. Every. Single. Time

  • @hishaamfakier2750
    @hishaamfakier2750 Před 7 lety +2179

    Most Americans will never understand what a big deal Neymar being on Jimmy Kimmel is. NEYMAR IS ON JIMMY KIMMEL!!!😭😭

    • @Buntyboi784
      @Buntyboi784 Před 7 lety +86

      Hishaam Fakier it's more like Jimmy Kimmel met him because neymar is a bigger deal

    • @brianb5771
      @brianb5771 Před 7 lety +48

      Clorox Bleach Much bigger deal. this man's known around the world and probably doubles Jimmys bank account

    • @PureHyperboleFilms
      @PureHyperboleFilms Před 7 lety +25

      He probably means in the context that soccer/football doesn't get the attention that it should in the U.S.

    • @amber2448
      @amber2448 Před 7 lety +5

      @Brian b doubles? oh boy, you have no idea

    • @FireProductionz
      @FireProductionz Před 7 lety +1

      Hishaam Fakier Y4AH

  • @julianchan5135
    @julianchan5135 Před 5 lety +7571

    Neymar probably understood 10% of what jimmy was saying

  • @ThunderSam
    @ThunderSam Před 4 lety +162

    Neymar thinking to himself "LET ME HIT THE BALL STOP TALKING MY GUY"

  • @juanborja8424
    @juanborja8424 Před 4 lety +666

    Let’s be honest, when you don’t know the language-all you do is laugh cause i been through that 😂

    • @justiceforlewandowski6031
      @justiceforlewandowski6031 Před 4 lety +10

      His an year earning is more than ur families net worth

    • @giauhuynhj263
      @giauhuynhj263 Před 4 lety +15

      He just laugh bcz Americans think that he's best football player in the world and obviously u know

    • @whatname4613
      @whatname4613 Před 3 lety +10

      @@giauhuynhj263 he's one of the best,i think that's worthy of respect and celebration.

    • @bodilycoffee1368
      @bodilycoffee1368 Před 3 lety +6

      nah he's the same when speaking portuguese hahahhaha

    • @hgagf9102
      @hgagf9102 Před 3 lety +6

      @@justiceforlewandowski6031 wtf does that have to do with anything

  • @thanhcuti363
    @thanhcuti363 Před 5 lety +7433

    Zlatan would've cleared 25 buildings.

  • @redtimez4520
    @redtimez4520 Před 5 lety +3087

    Roberto Carlos would probably send the ball to Bermuda triangle then back to the net lmaoo

  • @Ricksterthetrickster
    @Ricksterthetrickster Před 3 lety +594

    “He’s the star player for Barcelona”
    Messi: so you have chosen death

  • @AdnanKhan-cg6eg
    @AdnanKhan-cg6eg Před rokem +80

    His cutest smile like a inocent small child

  • @caiobandeira5173
    @caiobandeira5173 Před 7 lety +2221

    When american artists go to Brazilian tv shows they speak English and have translation, or the interviewer speaks English, so I don't think he is obligated to speak English in the first place

  • @somethingaboutfootball702
    @somethingaboutfootball702 Před 7 lety +7460

    I dont think the americans even knew who he was or how much of a star he is, hes more famous then any of their athletes

    • @user-kx2mv3ke2w
      @user-kx2mv3ke2w Před 7 lety +169

      Griezzmannnnn📞📞

    • @meia867
      @meia867 Před 7 lety +168

      Unicorn Football Two words: Michael Jordan

    • @GiovannMan
      @GiovannMan Před 7 lety +291

      Unicorn Football I think Jordan is more well known since everyone knows his merchandise. Maybe Neymar beats him in social media but, at the end of the day, Jordan has a product that is globally successful.

    • @meia867
      @meia867 Před 7 lety +160

      Unicorn Football It's really ignorant for you to compare Neymar to Jordan by their following in social media, which for your information wasn't even around when he was playing.
      And if nobody knows or cares about his merchandise why is he richer than Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, and David Beckham COMBINED?

    • @MrButterworth24
      @MrButterworth24 Před 7 lety +243

      Unicorn Football and do you realize Neymar was wearing a Jordan hoodie?

  • @ethanmaher7862
    @ethanmaher7862 Před 3 lety +126

    "he's a star player from Barcelona" brings back memories

  • @evanreade3374
    @evanreade3374 Před 3 lety +934

    “Neymar’s the star player for Barcelona” Messi: am I a joke to you?

    • @SureshKumar-jn2gn
      @SureshKumar-jn2gn Před 3 lety +72

      Messi wouldn't ask that. He's too humble to ask that.

    • @zi7402
      @zi7402 Před 3 lety +13

      Did they said main star player

    • @yehyamoustafa5136
      @yehyamoustafa5136 Před 3 lety +18

      his opinion not yours .. now quit embarrassing yourself

    • @polskamowa6942
      @polskamowa6942 Před 3 lety +12

      “Neymar’s the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD” Ronaldo and Lewandowski: are we a joke to you?

    • @felixkfriju2649
      @felixkfriju2649 Před 3 lety +3

      messi is not like you

  • @loversroll1
    @loversroll1 Před 4 lety +2688

    Neymar made a million dollar from this 2 minute appearance.

  • @slice7338
    @slice7338 Před 4 lety +8412

    Every time an American says soccer instead of football..... I die a little bit 😩😫

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC Před 4 lety +72

      SOCCER

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3153
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3153 Před 4 lety +7

      @@nocturnal7345 LOL

    • @jovandievski9116
      @jovandievski9116 Před 4 lety +304

      And smh the sport they play with their hands call it footbal 😭😭😭

    • @slice7338
      @slice7338 Před 4 lety +172

      @@jovandievski9116 exactly.. .. TF is wrong wid America

    • @jovandievski9116
      @jovandievski9116 Před 4 lety +51

      @@slice7338 They just try to invent things and comercialize them as they are an old civilization.I sae they trashtalking India india is 3rd economy power and predates like 3k years while usa 4c.They just wanna overshadow their lack of history and do everything fake like they normaly do.

  • @ttw-mb5zn
    @ttw-mb5zn Před 3 lety +23

    I got anxiety attacks every time he stood in that corner for run-up. The space looks really small.

  • @ivysawitbefore
    @ivysawitbefore Před 3 lety +74

    “ He’s from fc Barcelona “ cries in 2020

  • @ManikandanVsince1997
    @ManikandanVsince1997 Před 4 lety +5476

    Am I the only one who feels awkward when someone says soccer instead of football

    • @Ziroidex
      @Ziroidex Před 4 lety +77

      SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER

    • @Brian-kr7bw
      @Brian-kr7bw Před 4 lety +42

      v manikandan Why does it bother you so much? Deal with it

    • @Sdfghjk442
      @Sdfghjk442 Před 4 lety +62

      You're Indian. The US has qualified for almost every world cup. Stick to cricket. Eventhough Indias 3rd most popular sport is football and they have more population than the US, they still can't qualify. Watch the world cup from home in 2026 when I watch it live in Canada and the US

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven Před 3 lety +18

      I don't find it awkward. It's the original name of the game and while most of the world went with football, the Americans stuck with the original name.

    • @dcdenizen1275
      @dcdenizen1275 Před 3 lety +52

      Ironically, soccer is a British word. It did not originate in America.

  • @postaldude4568
    @postaldude4568 Před 5 lety +7091

    Still better english than Harry Kane

    • @jy477
      @jy477 Před 4 lety +70

      PostalDude 616 as a spurs fan that was hilarious

    • @johnnysimoncic3428
      @johnnysimoncic3428 Před 4 lety +12

      PostalDude 616 lmao

    • @angelgomez9991
      @angelgomez9991 Před 4 lety +16

      And he's from England

    • @paulsykes9025
      @paulsykes9025 Před 4 lety +9

      do you watch 442oons?

    • @doby629
      @doby629 Před 4 lety +26

      should you make a joke about someone disability just to sound funny, be nice mate

  • @siam93k
    @siam93k Před 3 lety +507

    Who is here after neymar(PSG) lost in UCL Final..

  • @AdarshKumar-nj7rp
    @AdarshKumar-nj7rp Před 4 lety +197

    "How many soccer fans do we have here?"
    "Wooooo"
    I don't think you are a "soccer" fan if you get excited by the word soccer

    • @Ziroidex
      @Ziroidex Před 4 lety +2

      Soccer is the best sport on the earth.

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal Před 3 lety +18

      CasualVideos football*

    • @McFlashh
      @McFlashh Před 3 lety +23

      CasualVideos I hate the word soccer, it's football.

    • @mlvendetta2492
      @mlvendetta2492 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Ziroidex football

    • @hush7359
      @hush7359 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ziroidex football

  • @SW.Productions
    @SW.Productions Před 7 lety +2011

    Neymar literally laughed after everything he said

    • @MichePie1
      @MichePie1 Před 7 lety +190

      Seth Wright nervousness

    • @brdmp7390
      @brdmp7390 Před 7 lety +159

      Seth Wright that's how he is look at any interview all his does laugh and answer

    • @musiclovers-rq7ll
      @musiclovers-rq7ll Před 7 lety +370

      Seth Wright when you don't speak the language there's not much you can do

    • @WikDgunner
      @WikDgunner Před 7 lety +115

      he doesn't speak English. Portuguese and recently learnt spanish.

    • @victorserras
      @victorserras Před 7 lety +53

      To be honest that's his natural self

  • @UmambaNegra
    @UmambaNegra Před 7 lety +2016

    Americans... can't even watch a movie/series with subtitles, complain about the bad english of non native speakers...

  • @juicyjny
    @juicyjny Před rokem +237

    Neymar turns me into a puddle

  • @jamesqsmith7205
    @jamesqsmith7205 Před rokem +31

    One of the highest paid players in the world, tip toeing on the edge of a carnival level setup on top of a root lol. I kept thinking the corner would break and he'd flip off the building.

  • @bigsean6045
    @bigsean6045 Před 7 lety +1064

    *It's football, not soccer.*
    Cause you know... it's played by the foot.

    • @RiDankulous
      @RiDankulous Před 7 lety +34

      It's played with every part of the body except the arms so shouldn't it be called 'Except the Arms ball'?

    • @seanh.1940
      @seanh.1940 Před 7 lety +5

      Big Sean its soccer

    • @villesalonoja2196
      @villesalonoja2196 Před 7 lety

      Joe Smith 😂

    • @YoMintyy
      @YoMintyy Před 7 lety +34

      yeah and not with the Socc

    • @Flosseveryday
      @Flosseveryday Před 7 lety +1

      Tupac Shakur hahaha

  • @ImGMJ
    @ImGMJ Před 7 lety +6201

    Guillermo has the best job

    • @TheEnemiesEnemy
      @TheEnemiesEnemy Před 7 lety +5

      Theytukerjobs!

    • @qaskas
      @qaskas Před 7 lety +28

      But Donald Trump has the best words.

    • @NickDrummist
      @NickDrummist Před 7 lety +3

      HAHAHAH good one

    • @SuAmigoElilegal
      @SuAmigoElilegal Před 7 lety +3

      Qasid Bhatti right on!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧💪💪💪

    • @MegaDrTaz1
      @MegaDrTaz1 Před 7 lety +17

      Made fun of every single day?

  • @ander1hh
    @ander1hh Před 3 lety +649

    I hate it when Americans say "soccer"

    • @myth333
      @myth333 Před 3 lety +8

      Ikr smh 🤦🤦

    • @margui6224
      @margui6224 Před 3 lety +12

      Me too. ugh!

    • @seemasihag7051
      @seemasihag7051 Před 3 lety +10

      @@margui6224 It's football and for me I call it
      😎😎JogaBonito😎😎

    • @noahnightking
      @noahnightking Před 3 lety +22

      I’m from North America and I hate calling it soccer but every time I say football people think I’m referring to American football and then they want to play with me and I’m like ‘no I meant football football’ so I don’t have much of a choice

    • @xlantboi
      @xlantboi Před 3 lety +8

      Indians are best they say football

  • @psychicspy1234
    @psychicspy1234 Před 3 lety +55

    That was risky,if he moved by an inch,he is at risk of falling down

  • @uriabelli
    @uriabelli Před 4 lety +10821

    How do you call a person who only speaks one language?
    American.

  • @Angel-bg3rf
    @Angel-bg3rf Před 7 lety +2183

    Neymar looks so high

    • @jajiu123
      @jajiu123 Před 7 lety +62

      Angel cause the video lenght is 4.20?

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt Před 7 lety +10

      Angel How else could anyone score a goal like that?

    • @Gunnersman1510
      @Gunnersman1510 Před 7 lety +3

      Angel it must be the sun

    • @danillamour
      @danillamour Před 7 lety +14

      he laughs like XXXTENTACION

    • @elieljimenez5191
      @elieljimenez5191 Před 7 lety +48

      trying to get his mind off real madrid winning everything

  • @A_HDMI
    @A_HDMI Před rokem +10

    Never in a billion years would I ever make that shot if Neymar missed twice.

  • @Batman19550
    @Batman19550 Před 3 lety +26

    I love his accent it’s so pretty I wish he wouldn’t be shy about it❤️

    • @tl8211
      @tl8211 Před 2 lety +2

      He's far from shy. He just doesn't have a lot to say there.

  • @iMoha46
    @iMoha46 Před 7 lety +2941

    Roberto Carlos would have shot it from there all the way to the Hollywood sign

    • @ezzo782
      @ezzo782 Před 7 lety +53

      hahahahaaaaaa Roberto's legendary free kick goal from half is still my favorite goal of all time!

    • @MrJtknight
      @MrJtknight Před 6 lety +5

      Ezzo His going out of bounds goal is my favorite.

    • @killerofprimes
      @killerofprimes Před 6 lety +63

      And the ball would have curved around the pyramids

    • @Victorraphael1990
      @Victorraphael1990 Před 6 lety +7

      You made my day better with this. Thanks.

    • @mdroom18
      @mdroom18 Před 6 lety +8

      But if it hit Guillermo, imagine what would happen.

  • @Mr.Shows97
    @Mr.Shows97 Před 7 lety +921

    What a terrible place to hide from the camera at 3:54 Bottom left hand corner lol

  • @adamleckius2253
    @adamleckius2253 Před 2 lety +19

    Neymar didn't understand a single thing of what Jimmy said

  • @greenja4688
    @greenja4688 Před rokem +9

    im not a soccer fan.
    *im a football fan.*

  • @gabrielperez4396
    @gabrielperez4396 Před 7 lety +3877

    Neymar still speaks better English than Wayne Rooney

    • @titusmutuku8924
      @titusmutuku8924 Před 7 lety +29

      Gabriel Perez lol...savage

    • @BernardBrunu1
      @BernardBrunu1 Před 7 lety +110

      Gabriel Perez U mean Harry Kane

    • @josueabarca1913
      @josueabarca1913 Před 7 lety +5

      Gabriel Perez lool

    • @johnjenks7812
      @johnjenks7812 Před 7 lety +8

      Gabriel Perez lol that makes zero sense naymar sounds like a tard when speaking english rooney just talks common scouse!

    • @HXNZ99
      @HXNZ99 Před 7 lety +14

      Gabriel Perez Scouse ain't that hard to understand lol.

  • @youseffawaz3411
    @youseffawaz3411 Před 6 lety +2493

    You laugh at his English but he laughs at your bank account

    • @iamandres618
      @iamandres618 Před 6 lety +20

      Yousef Fawaz nice try

    • @lucario8900
      @lucario8900 Před 6 lety +58

      And I laugh at this comment

    • @antonnacio
      @antonnacio Před 6 lety +130

      He speaks like 4 languages I’m actually impressed by his English seeing that he’s never played league football in an English speaking country

    • @mapelatupaz3696
      @mapelatupaz3696 Před 6 lety +1

      lmao

    • @ffffff4580
      @ffffff4580 Před 6 lety +3

      Stolen....

  • @lGNITED
    @lGNITED Před rokem +2

    "Why were you late for work?"
    "Jimmy Kimmel and Neymar."
    "What?"

  • @HangeesEpicLife
    @HangeesEpicLife Před 3 lety +14

    100% : You laugh at his english
    He laughs at your bank account
    0% : Actually laughing at his English

  • @kirstenaudreidejesus4115
    @kirstenaudreidejesus4115 Před 7 lety +1350

    I can already see the Ebay headline:
    Soccer ball that Neymar kicked in Jimmy Kimmel's show

  • @ruthmelosp
    @ruthmelosp Před 7 lety +1562

    he's not high, he's just nervous guys

    • @leonardojr1942
      @leonardojr1942 Před 7 lety +35

      Ruth Queiroz Pessoal acha que ele tá lokão mas ele só tá com vergonha pq não sabe falar bem inglês 😂😂😂

    • @ortoami7119
      @ortoami7119 Před 7 lety +175

      he just doesn't know English ::)

    • @nyeeezy
      @nyeeezy Před 7 lety +24

      Or Toami he is improving 😀😀

    • @riyaadelin6489
      @riyaadelin6489 Před 7 lety +6

      nyeeezy Yep better than a few years ago when he didn't know the meaning of 'how are you?'. Not judging him, I adore him

    • @MusicPlaylistsChannel
      @MusicPlaylistsChannel Před 7 lety +15

      Ruth Queiroz
      he plays weakly before 80 000 people... from something small like this, he's surely not nervous. He just doesn't speak English... (or maybe he has high fear...)

  • @hulahoopsamurai
    @hulahoopsamurai Před 4 lety +2

    When I read the title I was already giggling like a little girl I was so excited to see.
    Thanks Jimmy

  • @freddyngabonziza5864
    @freddyngabonziza5864 Před 3 lety

    thank you so much jimmy for comforting the worlds👌🇧🇮

  • @79Sarwar
    @79Sarwar Před 4 lety +2397

    Neymar: I have no idea what this Jewish man is saying.

    • @79Sarwar
      @79Sarwar Před 4 lety +21

      Leo Marks - I know. It’s a Borat reference

    • @MultiFirelover
      @MultiFirelover Před 4 lety +5

      @@leomarks889 how do you think jokes work exactly

    • @lucasmoraes3332
      @lucasmoraes3332 Před 4 lety +34

      Neymar: hehehehehe yes. YES

    • @chungarito7739
      @chungarito7739 Před 4 lety +2

      79Sarwar ayy big up sacha

    • @Dmajfoceale9794
      @Dmajfoceale9794 Před 3 lety +1

      Guys not to be annoying but i have made a try not to laugh.Mind if you check it and let me know your opinion on it?

  • @bigrezz6600
    @bigrezz6600 Před 7 lety +2115

    i saw neymar on jimmy kimmel i clicked so fast

  • @bearcb
    @bearcb Před 3 lety +8

    People talking about Neymar’s English, when he heard ‘soccer’ he thought ‘what language is this guy speaking?’

  • @azexnewmai3607
    @azexnewmai3607 Před 3 lety +9

    Been a year and still looking for those comments who are making fun of Nyemar's English

  • @jessewilliams1929
    @jessewilliams1929 Před 7 lety +4142

    I can tell Neymar just wants to get tf outta dere after that goal😂😂😂

    • @MrMuhammad717
      @MrMuhammad717 Před 7 lety +206

      Him trying to talk English and respond to Jimmy was really making me cringe.

    • @blackwarwolfdls8303
      @blackwarwolfdls8303 Před 7 lety +3

      Jesse Williams SUB TO MY CHANNEL IF YOU LOVE FOOTBALL

    • @beznazwy6184
      @beznazwy6184 Před 7 lety +174

      What an ignorant one must be to think that everyone must speak English very well.There are 12 major languages ​​used by millions in the world.Football is the most popular and most lucrative sport in the world, and in America is not very popular . World champions are Germany and European champions are Portugal, the best league is in Spain, so Neymar does not have to speak great English

    • @DaddyAss6921
      @DaddyAss6921 Před 7 lety +27

      Gab i actually the EPL is the best league in the world!

    • @theblondegoat2254
      @theblondegoat2254 Před 7 lety +13

      King 07 hell no haha nobody in epl has ever even been to the semi finals of UEFA champions league in like years bruh! It's always Spain and Italian teams !

  • @ethanroberts1607
    @ethanroberts1607 Před 6 lety +1262

    the moment when the goalkeeper celebrates getting scored on loool

  • @mohammadjabirkhan6966
    @mohammadjabirkhan6966 Před rokem +7

    "Neymar that was quite a shot". Indeed

  • @AbdulHadi-oo4xk
    @AbdulHadi-oo4xk Před 3 lety +2

    Every successful person is really kind

  • @Guerrero.
    @Guerrero. Před 7 lety +1175

    Neymar is like the most chill athlete, i love him.

    • @gabrielmeza2429
      @gabrielmeza2429 Před 7 lety +73

      Guerrero_ 19 you should see Hector Bellerin in camera at ChrisMD's channel ....not trying to spam😂😂

    • @Tyler_Coleman
      @Tyler_Coleman Před 6 lety +8

      Guerrero_ 19 Daniel Sturridge is

    • @windex-re9cl
      @windex-re9cl Před 6 lety +3

      DMD no its because everyone does but when he is in training he is the most active/crazy/funniest one

    • @angewhitcomb8525
      @angewhitcomb8525 Před 6 lety +6

      Guerrero_ 19 correction, Ronaldo is the chilliest athlete in the world

    • @adrianbotello8297
      @adrianbotello8297 Před 6 lety +1

      windex 1933 he said athlete not only soccer players.

  • @maheshdhungana4094
    @maheshdhungana4094 Před 2 lety +7

    He barely even took 5 steps. That actually IS impressive.

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 Před 2 lety

      Yep missed 3 times and made it after getting embarraset and even the goalie feels bad for him and leys him have his goal lmao

  • @LechuzaPrecoz
    @LechuzaPrecoz Před 3 lety +10

    For the third attempt the great Neymar had already calculated distance, angle of shot and power of the kick

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous Před 4 lety +12287

    Football ✔
    Fußball ✔
    Fútebol ✔
    Fútbol ✔
    Soccer ❌

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous Před 4 lety +130

      @Erick Mandujano I'm sorry... ima change it because spanish is important

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 Před 4 lety +18

      @Patrick Corrigan and eating fast foods everyday.

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 Před 4 lety +11

      @Patrick Corrigan besides the us would be destroyed by the Tsar bomba.

    • @viewer1629
      @viewer1629 Před 4 lety +12

      @Patrick Corrigan nuclear wise, yes

    • @HusseinAli-7610
      @HusseinAli-7610 Před 4 lety +37

      كرة القدم ✔

  • @marcinszumowicz
    @marcinszumowicz Před 6 lety +1415

    4:03 a bird flew out of Neymar’s head

  • @Cabeludo-ll5el
    @Cabeludo-ll5el Před 3 lety +3

    Não sou o maior fã de futebol nem mesmo do Neymar mas ver ele aqui me da um orgulho

  • @katinasteuart8649
    @katinasteuart8649 Před rokem +14

    YAY HE MADE IT!amazing very hard shot! And in the corner! Neymar Jr is a legend! He is one of my favorite players! :)

  • @_____________7585
    @_____________7585 Před 4 lety +2397

    Guilhermo: But it's Neymar the best player in the world!
    Messi and Ronaldo: Are we a joke to you?

    • @Max-0076
      @Max-0076 Před 4 lety +18

      Guillermo*

    • @patrickhiggins5970
      @patrickhiggins5970 Před 4 lety +30

      Neymar flops after hearing this

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 Před 4 lety +45

      Everyone is entitled to their opinion

    • @Listigerloeffeltyp
      @Listigerloeffeltyp Před 4 lety +90

      Fried Miracle its not an opinion that messi and ronaldo are better than him, its a fact

    • @nileshkumar8046
      @nileshkumar8046 Před 4 lety +57

      @@friedmiracle9960 nah fam you cant have an opinion like that its just not acceptable sorry

  • @Euphoriaaa
    @Euphoriaaa Před 5 lety +2613

    Why is nobody talking about the dude hiding in 3:54

  • @Cj-xm2hm
    @Cj-xm2hm Před 3 lety +1

    This is amazing🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DP-qx8bg
    @DP-qx8bg Před 3 lety +2

    Guillermos laugh is so wonderful I love it

  • @MariaCArg
    @MariaCArg Před 6 lety +1909

    he didn't have enough space to run properly

    • @schompification
      @schompification Před 6 lety +31

      Marría Catchy agreed with u

    • @firas9102
      @firas9102 Před 6 lety +16

      Not everyone needs a lot of space to run up.

    • @vibesofanna3409
      @vibesofanna3409 Před 6 lety +5

      Marría Catchy he made it tho so that was all the room he needed

    • @anthonychitic9096
      @anthonychitic9096 Před 6 lety +27

      Ye he was probably scared of falling off

    • @heelcharisma1553
      @heelcharisma1553 Před 6 lety +4

      Yeah lol. He made it so it was plenty of room.

  • @amritbarn26
    @amritbarn26 Před 6 lety +3174

    He speaks better English than Harry Kane

    • @HoodieM8
      @HoodieM8 Před 6 lety +39

      Something Good you deserve top comment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amritbarn26
      @amritbarn26 Před 6 lety +8

      Kofi Pereira thank you

    • @atishaybajpai1966
      @atishaybajpai1966 Před 6 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @vitorcarpenter144
      @vitorcarpenter144 Před 6 lety +2

      Something Good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabrielgaaferreira
      @gabrielgaaferreira Před 5 lety +38

      Neymar actually answer some questions with phrases like "come on man, I can try" whithout really understanding the question.

  • @Ananya-ri4fn
    @Ananya-ri4fn Před rokem +13

    I Don't even like football but would watch this man play. He's hottt

  • @ashwinivaidya8178
    @ashwinivaidya8178 Před 4 lety +20

    There is no Tooth fairy
    There is no leftover bacon
    AND THERE IS NO JIMMY KIMMEL VIDEO ON CZcams WHERE THE SUBTITLES MATCH WITH THE TIME

    • @OnSludge
      @OnSludge Před 3 lety

      there is leftover bacon

  • @zero-7091
    @zero-7091 Před 7 lety +1672

    The world: We call it football because we play it with are foot
    In America : they have a sport that don't make any sense and they play with their hands and they call it (foot)ball???

    • @pixel278
      @pixel278 Před 6 lety +26

      Zero- 70 Our* Learn how to spell before trying to make an argument valid.

    • @cowboyga1
      @cowboyga1 Před 6 lety +149

      Suarez is a beast smart guy. who gives a fcuk aboot speling on a CZcams commmmment?

    • @johanfalk2875
      @johanfalk2875 Před 6 lety +8

      Zero- 70 it doesn't make sense to you because you don't know the game. By the way soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer soccer

    • @SubHazardx
      @SubHazardx Před 6 lety +47

      I haven'T ever watch american football, but I'm sure its great. On the otherhand, it really should be called something else^^

    • @Metalpazallteway
      @Metalpazallteway Před 6 lety +79

      SubHazardx It should be called Rugby for softies...

  • @sher6935
    @sher6935 Před 4 lety +4405

    If it was Zlatan he would have done it 4 out of three times

  • @jheloproductions7619
    @jheloproductions7619 Před rokem

    Love how this just popped to my recommended

  • @ezzb
    @ezzb Před rokem +36

    How I never saw this?! Ele parece tão novinho aí kk ainda tava na fase menino Ney kk

    • @neymario7502
      @neymario7502 Před rokem +1

      neymar 2016/2017 tava no auge da beleza

  • @tomknibbs2273
    @tomknibbs2273 Před 6 lety +3384

    Americans talking about football is always hilarious.

    • @DanTheMan-jh3vy
      @DanTheMan-jh3vy Před 6 lety +18

      Racist?

    • @anujathakare5099
      @anujathakare5099 Před 6 lety +141

      And Europeans talking about basketball is always hilarious

    • @SuperJourneyer
      @SuperJourneyer Před 6 lety +10

      IT"S SOCCER!

    • @zizouxavierd3rd101
      @zizouxavierd3rd101 Před 6 lety +1

      Tom Knibbs Dey Seem Makin Fun Of it More Than Hvin Fun Wit It !

    • @claudiosoto7668
      @claudiosoto7668 Před 6 lety +226

      SuperJourneyer football because you play with your foots :) american football is more like handball lmao

  • @theghost9078
    @theghost9078 Před 5 lety +2669

    He's more famous than all of American celebrities

    • @kurtrivero368
      @kurtrivero368 Před 5 lety +17

      The Eqyptian King Uh, no he is not.

    • @pranavdayanand7517
      @pranavdayanand7517 Před 5 lety +248

      All American sportsmen, yes. All American celebrities, yah..no

    • @billybob9392
      @billybob9392 Před 5 lety +12

      No.....just no

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo Před 5 lety +86

      Billy Bob American sportsnames usualy never makes it outside the US.. You are kind the butt of the world's jokes when it comes to sports.. Most of the time..

    • @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476
      @asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 Před 5 lety +5

      Marius Møller what do u mean? EUA wins pretty much everything at the olympics (except for the sports we actually care about).

  • @meghbanerjee4259
    @meghbanerjee4259 Před 2 lety +1

    I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH

  • @donniepoff5476
    @donniepoff5476 Před 3 lety +1

    That’s so nuts. These guys are on another level.

  • @palope0000
    @palope0000 Před 7 lety +114

    "Omg so Guillermo had his own opinion and said that Neymar is the best so I feel that it's my responsibility to degrade Neymar and correct him saying my favourite football player ? *insert favourite football player here* "
    Dang ,when will people stop being so hateful over everything

    • @naoimporta58
      @naoimporta58 Před 6 lety +4

      Neymar isn't the best player in the world. It's Messi. And I'm a HUGE fan of Neymar, he's my favorite player(Nowadays), but he isn't the best and I know it.

    • @ObinnaWGMI
      @ObinnaWGMI Před 6 lety +4

      Eros Viana sorry I think you spelt Ronaldo wrong

    • @ge7581
      @ge7581 Před 6 lety

      Eros Viana k

    • @shrek8495
      @shrek8495 Před 6 lety

      Eros Viana Neymar is one of the best players in the world but honestly his not better than Messi or Ronaldo

  • @cmboys695
    @cmboys695 Před 7 lety +238

    Neymar speaks better english than desiigner

  • @guadalupezepeda5991
    @guadalupezepeda5991 Před 3 lety +1

    God bless you

  • @chrisderkonig1379
    @chrisderkonig1379 Před 2 lety +6

    2:35 kinda felt scared seeing Neymar standing so close to the edge

  • @tanjotdk
    @tanjotdk Před 7 lety +579

    neymar's English is actually pretty good lol

    • @AboodFoolad
      @AboodFoolad Před 7 lety +28

      tanjotdk have you heard ronaldo speak? thats good english this would be a beginner learning english

    • @angie-dn2xv
      @angie-dn2xv Před 7 lety +60

      Ronaldo played for Man United though lol

    • @FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce
      @FilipeVasconcellosAKAJeeForce Před 7 lety +1

      And Portuguese People speak better others languages than Brazilian people

    • @victorteuber
      @victorteuber Před 7 lety +12

      Filipe Vasconcellos That is just stupid

    • @SergipeCycling
      @SergipeCycling Před 7 lety

      tanjotdk at least that because Portuguese isn't his strongest suit.