REACTING TO MEAN COMMENTS

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • In this video, we react to some of the best comment gems we've received lately!
    Our CZcams monetization got disabled because the church filed some copyright strikes against us EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FAIR USE UNDER PARODY LAW. If you want to donate to help us keep creating (hopefully better) content, you can do so through our PayPal, the email for which is ZelphShelf@gmail.com.
    FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND ALSO US.
    Twitter: @ZelphontheShelf / @TheSamspo / @TGilliland789
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    Sam's CZcams Channel: / @samanthashelley

Komentáře • 332

  • @NathanAverett
    @NathanAverett Před 7 lety +45

    "He's on essential oils." lol

    • @tiannabusby8382
      @tiannabusby8382 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh but we can't have that. That stuff is witchcraft which is also of satan. Haha!

  • @cerebralpalsytriumphsstrug7810

    Tanner and Sam y'all are wonderful people. I love your thought provoking conversations about Mormonism and religion in general. I grew up religious and have been on this journey of figuring out religious topics. As a critical thinker, I identify with many of your views. Keep up the great work.

  • @DanielNelsonUtah
    @DanielNelsonUtah Před 7 lety +24

    "Now I'm getting 'Tanner'". LOL! Good line!

  • @randys5803
    @randys5803 Před 7 lety +45

    Sam, the wreath behind you makes you look like an angel with a halo!

  • @satashtheoneandonly153
    @satashtheoneandonly153 Před 7 lety +51

    My girlfriend talking about this channel, " I agree with the stuff they say, I just find it hard to take a 20 year old with a mustache seriously, lol."
    I'm so sorry Tanner HAHA!

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Před 7 lety +18

      Satash the one and only 20, huh? That's generous. Most people think he's 16.

    • @utah133
      @utah133 Před 4 lety +2

      I've never had a moustache. But I'm a clean-shaven male with hair longer than Sam's. So sue me.

  • @acronen
    @acronen Před 7 lety +19

    Is calling somebody "spiritually bankrupt" really an insult, or a call to action? I mean, that's like saying you are bankrupt on bullshit, or fairy dust bankrupt. You don't really miss not having something that isn't really there.

  • @troybolton14
    @troybolton14 Před 7 lety +21

    omg i got a reply from one of those people a few weeks ago. 'thanks for leaving, we usually have to throw the deadwood out" hahahhahaha

    • @jedimormon7138
      @jedimormon7138 Před 7 lety +4

      THAT DEADWOOD GUY HAS SAID THAT AT LEAST 50 TIMES ON DIFFERENT VIDEOS NAME JOHN LEE REAL PIECE WORK!

  • @bossendenwoodconvict
    @bossendenwoodconvict Před 7 lety +11

    I found this very comforting, and really felt the spirit.
    I notice another poster has commented on the "Halo" behind Sam's head.
    The Lord has his hand on these two, and whether THEY like it or not, HE is using them!

  • @autumnbarthelmy5965
    @autumnbarthelmy5965 Před 3 lety +2

    I like the clarification of why you guys do this and thank you. These videos have really helped. Honestly it’s help me not be as angry. Helped me be more understand and loving than I ever was when I was a member. So thank you.

  • @Teebee300
    @Teebee300 Před 4 lety +3

    So glad I found your channel, you two are adorable! I love the flowers wreath in the back, totally looks like a flower crown in some angles! :)

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil Před 7 lety +11

    These are all hilarious! Sadly, I used to think like this until I finally left my cultI was born into 😂😂😂
    The "Thanks for leaving, we usually throw the deadwood out" comment has been said like 5 times or more on different videos by the same person. He isn't one for originality.

    • @joools1953
      @joools1953 Před 5 lety +1

      Neither was Joseph Smith.:-)

  • @JustinWarkentin
    @JustinWarkentin Před 7 lety +16

    Quality entertainment! Had some good lulz there. You guys should make these bad comment videos a regular thing!

  • @endernoh
    @endernoh Před 7 lety +9

    You're both great. The message at the end is really what it's all about. May you continue to tan and the first round is on me when we all make it to the Outer Darkness Pub.

  • @fifetech5670
    @fifetech5670 Před 7 lety +22

    Where can I get my own con-job? That sounds kinda cool

  • @caleb5234
    @caleb5234 Před 5 lety +3

    Yeah, thankyou guys. I’m glad I watched the whole video. It is tough to transition without people on you’re side and everyone I grew up around and respected who are vehemently opposed to that transition
    .

  • @ayecapn
    @ayecapn Před 7 lety +12

    Mean comment: Tanner's mustache is bad and he should feel bad.

    • @LuckySchmuckers
      @LuckySchmuckers Před 7 lety +5

      Peter Gulka Boom! Roasted!

    • @ayecapn
      @ayecapn Před 7 lety

      Riley Ockerman my back hair puts that stache to shame. Wait.... :(

    • @randyclaywell1491
      @randyclaywell1491 Před 7 lety

      A mustache can take years to fill out.

  • @amandaireland3126
    @amandaireland3126 Před 7 lety +9

    Great job guys. Why do the haters bother listening?

  • @troybolton14
    @troybolton14 Před 7 lety +20

    WOW, THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN TALK IS WINNER
    KIDDING KITTEN

    • @gunnerlawts
      @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

      Tell me, where did you get the Australian? Is that me? If so, clip, thread and time, please?

    • @troybolton14
      @troybolton14 Před 7 lety +2

      its from 15:33

    • @gunnerlawts
      @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

      Interesting. I was done being discussed before 6 minutes had passed, and you have made this comment both in the video clip many comments later and 2 days ago after the clip was posted. A bit confusing, and I can only deduce that you made it somewhere, then repeated it here. Whatever - it means nothing, and has no reference to me being Aussie, or even to me at all.

    • @troybolton14
      @troybolton14 Před 7 lety +10

      Its a quote..... from the video.... I don't even know who you are, I was just quoting a funny part of the video.

  • @okthennone
    @okthennone Před 7 lety +3

    I recently found your channel and have enjoyed watching your videos. It is great to see you two made it out alive and are happy. Keep up the good work and look forward to watching more...big crush on Sam too! Good job!

  • @Richard.Atkinson
    @Richard.Atkinson Před 3 lety +3

    Science is of the devil. Now let me type this on my computer.

  • @zachwetzel3642
    @zachwetzel3642 Před 7 lety +5

    You guys rock! Thanks for the awesome videos.

  • @morganpoland3245
    @morganpoland3245 Před 7 lety +4

    Is that a new wall effort back there? Love your take on everything. Enjoy your work bunches.

  • @joools1953
    @joools1953 Před 5 lety +6

    Oh, you two!! Don't you realise that there is tons of evidence for the Book of Mormon. It's in the Book of Mormon. Derrr. /s

  • @palmerdickson7234
    @palmerdickson7234 Před 7 lety +13

    GUYS QUIT BRAINWASHING ME UGH

    • @randyclaywell1491
      @randyclaywell1491 Před 7 lety +3

      Palmer Dickson
      They are offering truth you only feel brainwashed because you might have little to wash?

    • @brooke_reiverrose2949
      @brooke_reiverrose2949 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@randyclaywell1491damn I’m autistic and even I can tell that was sarcasm

  • @MrPonytron
    @MrPonytron Před 3 lety +2

    I love how these people try to be mean in one sentence, but, say you're super hot and attractive in the next 🤣

  • @nicolewong5971
    @nicolewong5971 Před 5 lety +4

    Your not forcing views on anybody, if they don't like what you say , other people can change the channel.. When people are making kids go to church and making them get baptized, a child can't avoid that..

  • @tiannabusby8382
    @tiannabusby8382 Před 5 lety +2

    "Headed for hell", you say? I start singing 🎶 "I'm on the highway to hell!"
    Thank you ACDC 😋

  • @jwebb1975
    @jwebb1975 Před 7 lety +2

    "...tanner fuck off." No way you would say that if you were going to church.
    #onceagainanothergeniusvideo

  • @ianharris3502
    @ianharris3502 Před 6 lety +3

    I usually hate staches, but you're rockin it, man!

  • @littlelittler
    @littlelittler Před 7 lety +2

    yaaaaas! fucking crying with laughter at how ridiculous people are.

  • @romulus5039
    @romulus5039 Před 7 lety +2

    LMAO @ Sam pretending not to be head over heels in love with "KIDDING KITTEN" guy

  • @ParisMarion
    @ParisMarion Před 7 lety +1

    Hello guys! Could you tell us more about when you left the Mormon church and what are you beliefs currently ? I don't seem to have found a video where you introduce yourselves. Thanks guys!

    • @SamanthaShelley
      @SamanthaShelley Před 7 lety +1

      Marion We have more content on our website, zelphontheshelf.com.You can also watch a preliminary explanation of why we left if you search "Mormon Millennials Mormon Stories". :)

    • @ParisMarion
      @ParisMarion Před 7 lety

      Samantha Shelley Thank you, will do! :)

  • @andyr49
    @andyr49 Před 7 lety +2

    Love all your videos and this one's another awesome one! And my only mean comment is: "Damn it make more videos!" :-)

  • @jenniferwolford7205
    @jenniferwolford7205 Před 5 lety +2

    Crazy how a lot of your hate comments are soooooo loooong. Why waste your time watching you two then even more time writing a novel about why they hated watching. Good grief. Sad people with so much time on thier hands. I love watching and have only good things to say!

  • @gladiator8324
    @gladiator8324 Před 6 lety +1

    I am a born again Christian minister, I think you two are great, it is understandable why you reject religion as a whole.
    Believe it or not, most Christians have great issue with organized religion also.
    The bible doesn't point to religion, but to relationship with God through Christ.
    I came to know the reality of the existence of God at 19, I wasn't raised in any kind of religion, nor do I promote religion, but rather relationship with Gd through the Christ of the bible.
    I want you to know that I respect your views and it is wonderful and refreshing to see you two think for yourselves, weigh the evidence, and come to well thought out conclusions of what Mormonism claims.
    God bless you and keep up the good work.

  • @graveyardviolet
    @graveyardviolet Před 7 lety +5

    These are too good. At least all your haters think you're hot! #slay

  • @paulbrodie331
    @paulbrodie331 Před 5 lety +1

    no, Tanner, BEST Yoda impression ever!

  • @nityananda-ramadasa6222
    @nityananda-ramadasa6222 Před 7 lety +3

    For the record, you also have a gay Hare Krishna who loves to watch.
    Probably even farther outside of the demographic, but what can you do?

    • @joools1953
      @joools1953 Před 5 lety

      I'm a straight ex-Catholic. I'm outside the demographic as well.

  • @Jsppydays
    @Jsppydays Před 2 lety

    I love you guys I cannot imagine how anybody could say anything negative. And if they do it's all about their own drama wow drama drama. But you guys rock this.

  • @Beefster09
    @Beefster09 Před 6 lety +1

    If this is a representative sample of all the mean comments, I'm disappointed at the lack of their critical thinking skills. And spelling/grammar. It's really not that hard.

  • @tabithalayton2001
    @tabithalayton2001 Před 3 lety +1

    “Tanner” 😆🥁

  • @walkonking
    @walkonking Před 7 lety +2

    Sam is so pretty even Jesus would be like "God who?"

  • @BBKing1977
    @BBKing1977 Před 5 lety +3

    I’m super late to the world of Zelph on the Shelf, but I have only one comment for you...
    👁❤️U✌️

  • @siobhan3043
    @siobhan3043 Před 5 lety

    I know its an old video, but why do the comments keep referring to 'the three of you'? Were there other videos that have since been removed? Almost all the videos I've seen have just been Sam and Tanner

  • @MrPonytron
    @MrPonytron Před 3 lety +2

    Not gonna lie, Tanner's look here kinda reminds me of Freddy Mercury

  • @randyclaywell1491
    @randyclaywell1491 Před 7 lety

    A person can only comment on their own level. People who see things dofferently than yourself can force thought.

  • @pauldouglas5514
    @pauldouglas5514 Před 2 lety

    These idiot comments prove you are doing something right.! FTW I loved your hallelujah parody

  • @jeffreyallen3561
    @jeffreyallen3561 Před 5 lety +1

    I am an atheist ex Mormon and love you both.

  • @ameliajoyner5220
    @ameliajoyner5220 Před 7 lety

    "you fetchers!!" lmao I lost it..

  • @rachelworkman9652
    @rachelworkman9652 Před 5 lety +1

    I love that the Bible actually talks about Jesus and Mormons wanna say “as long as it is translated correctly” then it’s true:p

  • @eddiespinod
    @eddiespinod Před 7 lety +3

    Thank you for your videos! Greetings from Mexico. A la mierda el mormonismo y el lavado de cerebro! ;)

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki Před 3 lety +1

    I almost exclusively see the same Scientology ad on your videos

  • @beepboop663
    @beepboop663 Před 2 lety

    As an agnostic atheist I can confirm I do not exist lmfao

  • @lollypop4109
    @lollypop4109 Před 5 lety

    This was great haha you guys are wonderful

  • @elizabethdavis8594
    @elizabethdavis8594 Před rokem

    I'd say the best thing to do to these comments is to laugh at them or else just stick your tongue out at them.

  • @lovedance971
    @lovedance971 Před 7 lety +2

    Your videos give me life

  • @jedimormon7138
    @jedimormon7138 Před 7 lety +1

    LOL THAT WAS JOHN LEE THAT CALLED YOU DEAD WOOD. GUY IS SICK IN HEAD

  • @kathleenrae1688
    @kathleenrae1688 Před 6 lety

    Omg. First comment rebuttal. I live right by cape Canaveral and watch rockets 🚀 go off every few months. And feel the sonic boom. Or is it an angel?

  • @edselman2919
    @edselman2919 Před 6 lety

    THEY DONT KNOW IF CHRIST WAS CRUCIFIED OR GET KILLED IN A FLIPER FIGHT.

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 Před 4 lety

    17:20 Well, I don't like being mean, but here goes: _clears throat_ You're a poopy head

  • @tbanford
    @tbanford Před 7 lety +1

    You guys are awesome

  • @heiditobler8660
    @heiditobler8660 Před 6 lety

    Love you two!!!!

  • @caleb8239
    @caleb8239 Před 7 lety +15

    I have not been to straight twinks. I've been too busy visiting the thousands of museums that house the vast collections of Book of Mormon evidence. The evidence is literally everywhere.

    • @gamyrw
      @gamyrw Před 7 lety +7

      Thousands of museums??? with "VAST collections of Book of Mormon evidence"?? Are you from a parallel universe or something where that's true? Because I can't name a single museum that fits that description much less thousands of them.

    • @caleb8239
      @caleb8239 Před 7 lety +9

      Gamyr Worf
      That is weird. I mean there is just so much Book of Mormon evidence, but not a single museum to showcase any of it.
      If Ken Ham can build a fake creation museum or a fake Noah's ark theme park, it just seems weird that the true church can only build shopping malls that sell alcohol or luxury condos.

    • @gamyrw
      @gamyrw Před 7 lety +6

      indeed. Apparently the facetiousness of your original comment was lost on me. :)

    • @gunnerlawts
      @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

      +Gamyr Worf +Caleb Cursed is he who puts his trust in flesh. If you look for museums, you look for a cursing. There are museums with stuff from Jerusalem and surrounds, but none of the content proves the gospel of Christ existed. It can't be proven in broken pottery, or crumbled remains of buildings, nor even from fragments of letters, because they are contained in the bible and so are not required in museums to be true. Museums turn it into flesh.
      The BoM promises personal revelation will assure its truth. That's trust in God, and is the reason why LDS are so committed and dedicated to the gospel, which can't be matched by any religion. BTW, Christians have hidden the evidences of Hebrew existence in the Americas. The book "View of the Hebrews" by a Christian minister (Ethan Smith) has quite a few, which was hailed by Christians for 7 years until the BoM was published. Then it was refuted as nonsense and the evidence was hidden. It doesn't matter, however, they can't hide two massive pyramids not associated with Aztec, Inca or any local tribe. God plants just enough evidence to ensure evil people deserve their curses, and makes sure Satan's churches can't remove it all.

    • @caleb8239
      @caleb8239 Před 7 lety +7

      Eric Lawton
      Since proof is an axiomatic endeavor of philosophy and evidence is an inductive-based endeavor of science, I've never been happier to be supernaturally cursed by an imaginary toddler. And the irony is you can't prove anything different.

  • @jacobbuckner8910
    @jacobbuckner8910 Před 7 lety +1

    omg where are you guys located?

  • @bairaisu
    @bairaisu Před 7 lety +2

    I would pay good money for a Con-Job ;D

  • @purple_yoshi77
    @purple_yoshi77 Před 7 lety +2

    Well I guess I don't exist.

    • @LuckySchmuckers
      @LuckySchmuckers Před 7 lety +1

      MethBloke sorry. You're just not our target demographic.

  • @xavierekrus5083
    @xavierekrus5083 Před 7 lety

    Were most of these comments made by exmormons?

  • @tracy8359
    @tracy8359 Před 2 lety

    That guy in the middle that says that Tanner doesn't please his viewers actually means that Tanner doesn't please his girlfriends.
    JK, I ❤️ U. Just going along w the theme of the video.

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Před 2 lety

      everyone knows tanner only gets pleased #pillowprincess

  • @nathangale7702
    @nathangale7702 Před 4 lety

    I think I'm in favor of pronouncing "banal" the way Tanner did. Time to stop pretending we know how to pronounce French words.

  • @jedimormon7138
    @jedimormon7138 Před 7 lety

    HEY CAN YOU DO VIDEO SIMILAR TO EXIT VIDEO OF HEAVENS GATE CULT. MIGHT BE FUN SIT ON DIRECTORS CHAIR AND FILM IT.

  • @michellelittlefield9153
    @michellelittlefield9153 Před 7 lety +1

    I love astrology

  • @gunnerlawts
    @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

    Watched the rest - like I thought - no meaningful reactions, bad comedy and insincerity in spaded at the end. Not being mean, but I hope your promise of dialogue wasn't part of the insincerity. PS. I hear Satan was better looking than even Tanner. Will match wits with both of you and promise to not go over half mine.

  • @NumberJenn
    @NumberJenn Před 4 lety

    You're wreath looks like a crown behind your head, there

  • @Thundersnowy
    @Thundersnowy Před 6 lety +1

    Ok here's my mean comment you Lost Young People. You're loud laughter is proof you are lost. Here in Utah we don't laugh. (Trust me, when I find someone who laughs, I stalk them). Loud Laughter is a sin. You would know that if you stuck around the truth and been honest in your worthiness interviews so your Bishop could properly shame you into obedience, and then you would not be turning browner every day. You could be happy in the only true cult on Earth. We don't practice mind control. If you leave the Church, Satan has you and sleeps under your bed. Be scared.

  • @marcusaurelius8142
    @marcusaurelius8142 Před 2 lety

    If I was a Mormon and wanted to make money and become popular, I would become an Ex-Mormon and make a CZcams channel. Oh wait, you have already done that. LOL. I am an Ex-Muslim, I think I may do the same thing. However, I support Conservatives, Mormons, Evangelicals, Catholics, Orthodox, etc. I don’t support Socialism and Islamism.

  • @hamiddawgg
    @hamiddawgg Před 6 lety

    so is tanner actually gay or the worst case of friend-zoning in history?

  • @KendallW
    @KendallW Před 7 lety

    Sorry, Tanner.. not loving the mustache. You need to get the goatee back ASAP! Might help you in the "con-job" department as well :)

  • @gunnerlawts
    @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

    G'day from the second comment provider in this clip. Haven't looked past the third reaction yet, just thought I would say you did a lousy job of reacting to mine. All it amounted to was laughing at them - some reaction. I notice on other clips you advertise a comedy site, and just thought I would let you know that comedy is more than just you people laughing. However, comedy is the right genre, as selling atheism is abysmal, as is knocking the LDS. Bad comedy is better than both, so far.
    Now, I knew you were stumped (but a little wise) when you chose not to respond directly to my posts in all the clips, so what a surprise to see you make a pathetic reaction to me on a new clip, where nobody can get the context, of course. Never mind, it seems business is so bad you are scraping the bottom of the barrel if I am worthy of inclusion. Tough making a living out of a possible 99.98% of the market?
    Mine, at about 2:50 had the clearly gay comment. Well, you still look gay, and I can't tell whether you are or not because I have found you lied a lot before dropping out. Having had more information since, both a little from you and then some digging of my own, I reckon you are boning Sam, who probably divorced Connor for being gay. Just guessing, but who's to know, since we can't rely on you telling the truth? You may be in the threesome you bragged about, and you, Tanner, swing both ways. Gay, or not, it doesn't remove the fact that you look it, being weedy and effeminate for a male. Should have hit the bullworker at 15.
    3:13 Con job is conning people into thinking there is no God. It had no reference to blow job, and Sam is just trying to be funny in a pathetic sort of way.
    3:35 - 4:38 Can't take business advice from me? I need to be your web guy for that? Maybe your web guy is sub-standard? It doesn't matter how well your business goes, saving souls is the issue. Got some interesting snide remarks thrown in there, but nothing I could call a reaction. 900 to a thousand comments from me? Try about a dozen or two, at best? People can surf the clips and count them; they don't go away, but I notice some of Tanner's have magically disappeared. Tanner pleases Connor, Sam? Hmmmm! BTW, Tanner, there are millions of atheists; they just don't bother looking at your work. To presume I don't think there are many in total shows you are devoid of logic. Probably less logic than long eyelashes. Your banal comments came staring at a phone in front of a camera instead of posting them directly, but the train wreck is there. Cool.
    4:44 - 5:38 So Tanner was making jokes about being gay? Can we believe it? Did he say he was joking? No. Check the clips, if it's not one he removed? I am not worthy of being laughed at when deceptive stunts are directed at me. Or is this all comedy? Is no God also comedy? You play a foolish and useless game that should be less public. Nor should it be a source of income. David H was the poof Christian who loved and recommended your Zelph dance clip, but you knew that. He's not only sexually perverse (which discounts him as a religious adviser), but mentally deficient to the point that you two could not reach, but don't be flattered, you are still low down. You haven't the brains to provide good comedy. Maybe you can use this in another clip? I must be over 900 comments by now. LOL!
    Finally, headed for hell is your anthem. It should be, because you know it's there. If you were a true atheist, and not an atheist of convenience for sexual gratification and lust for money, you would not have it as an anthem. Or is this you joking? We're back to wondering whether your atheism is part of the joking, and that's all that you amount to. Your mental size is in keeping with that dainty physical frame.
    I've had so much fun. Maybe the comedy is there? I'll have to think about that - LMAO!

    • @lolocsun
      @lolocsun Před 7 lety

      +Eric Lawton... Truth is, there IS a God... We wouldn't be here if not...
      But people like you who've bought into a false version of Him, are responsible big time for a loss of belief in Him... Some examples: JS's "Jesus," according to D&C132:24, COMMANDED polygamy of Abraham (D&C132:34, 35 &65), contradicting Gen15&16, where we learn in Gen16:2 that Sarai was responsible for the decision, NOT God... D&C132:54&64 has Jesus (again D&C132:24) threatening to DESTROY those who won't submit to polygamy... The BIBLE assures us that Jesus didn't come to destroy people's lives, but to SAVE them (Luke9:56)... He certainly wouldn't threaten destruction of those just trying their best to live by the guidance He gave in Matthew19:4-6 and Mark10:6-9!!!...
      You do realize don't you, that by making fun of Tanner's physical attributes, you're making fun of God's handiwork... I think He did a good job w/Tanner...
      They're both young, Tanner and Sam, and will no doubt change in the course of their lifetimes... Check out Curtis Child's, "Off the Left Eye" weekly CZcams video, if and when the time comes that you're willing to let God back into your lives (Tanner and Sam)...

    • @gunnerlawts
      @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

      +lolocsun Tell Zelph there's a God, not me. I already know. So do they, but they lie. What can you do about that?
      People like me who have bought into a false version of Him. Get a reality check. My version is of three distinct beings composing of one God, or Godhood, as is more aptly named. Nothing false about that, as the bible and direct revelation confirms it. Now, your version is not only false, but impossible. Who can be everywhere and nowhere at the same time? Who can be nothing, yet three, yet one at the same time? Nobody - not even a deity. You cling onto this "mystery" as if it is possible to God, but it's a lie, and is impossible to anything and everything. You have to be a clown to buy into this nonsense. It isn't even in the bible, but got its beginnings in doctrine 326 years AD, long after anyone wrote in the bible. No living prophet has proclaimed it. The dopey believers are scattered across 50,000 plus sects, something Jesus said was not of Him, but of the devil.
      Believers are so dopey, they start by saying true believers don't know the nature of God, then say no more. Instead, they are off on tangents about polygamy and the meaning of salvation. Neither are about the nature of God. You speak of versions of doctrines, but you are so silly, you don't see the difference.
      If people hadn't sinned for millennia, God's handiwork would be something to behold, but people have turned it into inferior conditions. While Tanner is somewhat of a fairy, he has come out blessed, he could have been a deformed mutant. In any case, humour is often laughing at other people for all sorts of reasons, and what's good for the goose is good for the gander. They make fun of the LDS, and even try to make fun of me, so they are a valid target. Did I mention I'm here to match wits with people? No church representation at all.
      I have no care for what they might do in the future. They are big enough to forge their own paths, and the choice is all theirs. What I care about is exposing their current nonsense, nothing more. My mantra is even simpler than theirs.

    • @lolocsun
      @lolocsun Před 7 lety

      +Eric Lawton... You know, we have three parts to our make-up... body, soul, and spirit (putting into action what we've accepted as truth), and that seems perfectly normal to us... Why can't we accept that God, in whose image we're made, would have those same attributes, and still be considered one Being?
      If you can't accept that God can be everywhere present, you don't accept what the Bible tells us... Jeremiah23:23&24 says, "Am I a God near at hand," says the Lord, "And not a God afar off? Can anyone hide himself in secret places so I shall not see him?" says the Lord; "Do I not fill heaven and earth?" says the Lord... That impossible-for-us-to-fathom (essence) is the Soul of God... He is all-loving, all-knowing, and everywhere present... In time, that all-knowing, everywhere presence of God took on our human heredity thru' the agency of Mary, so that He could confront the forces of evil on their own terms w/o annihilating them in the process...
      The Bible tells us many times that there is only ONE God (Deut6:4, Isa44:6&8&24, Isa45:5&6&21&22, Isa46:9&10, Isa48:12&13, Mark12:29, Rev1:8&17&18, Rev21:6 etc, etc)... Are you really ready to deny that testimony in favor of your "prophet's" first vision, a vision that took him over a decade to settle on and was not the way he recorded things in a handwritten account, that first account having only Jesus in it?
      It amazes me that Mormons can think that God would pass up so many opportunities in biblical history to show the Father/Son relationship (as two separate and distinct Gods), if that were really the way things are... He could've shown Adam and Eve, Abraham (the biblical one), Moses, as well as all the other OT prophets... Jesus could've shown His own disciples, close companions for YEARS when they pointedly asked to be shown this Father that Jesus was always giving credit to (John14:6-10)...
      Do you anticipate a future time when you'll reach a state of exaltation, and be rewarded with godhood yourself (D&C132:19&20&37 etc)? Do you envision that the same Father will fill the role for YOU as filled the role for your elder brother, Jesus? Will the same HG (Holy Ghost) be part of your three-part team, or will a new person fill that role?
      In Jesus' case (as I've come to understand things), He successfully discarded the last vestiges of the natural heredity that came thru' Mary when He conquered the final and most severe trial, the crucifixion. Thereafter He was completely one w/His spiritual Soul (aka Father)...Matthew28:18 marks that moment in time, "All authority is given Me in heaven and on earth." The invisible God has become visible...
      BTW, the God (Jesus) I believe in is a God of love... He did NOT COMMAND Abraham to participate in polygamy, like D&C132:34,35&65 would have us believe... I didn't go off on a tangent by talking about polygamy... The Bible and BoM+ tell us different things... The former tells us that it was SARAI'S decision (Gen16:2), the latter says it was COMMANDED (again D&C132:34, 35&65) by "Jesus" (D&C132:24)... If we can be deceived by one thing, we can be deceived by many things...
      It's important to be able to trust the God we've put our hope in... JS's "Jesus" evidently demanded that he marry other women, underage females, sisters, mother and daughters, even already married women... The Jesus I worship NEVER demanded such things of Abram... I'm confident that He means it when He encourages us to treat others as we would have them treat us... I'm sure the guy that returned home from an overseas mission to find his wife had also married JS, felt betrayed and mistreated to say the very least...

    • @gunnerlawts
      @gunnerlawts Před 7 lety

      We don't have three parts, but two - body and spirit. The combination is the soul. Now, this is not comparable to the concept of the trinity, where Elohim Fathers Himself as Jesus, and the Holy Ghost is both Elohim and Jesus. The biblical interactions between them make this impossible. You may as well say your kitchen sink, the garage door and the lawn mower are all one. Just picking three things and saying they can be one is insane. If you came across an embodied person with three personalities you would treat them, not worship, yet you worship a nothingness that is MPD. What is worse, is your belief that Christ was resurrected but must have discarded that perfect body to be nothing with the other two.
      The stupid analogy of water being also steam and ice (liquid, gas and solid) is as bad as sink, door and mower. While H20 can be all three, it can never be all three at the same time, unless it is more of the stuff - individual quantities. A single quantity is either one, depending on temperature, but can't be all three. Neither does water speak to ice and vapour like Jesus speaks to God. Such analogies only highlights the stupidity of Christians.
      The bible indeed tells us there is one God, but never tells us the three individuals are a single entity. You get that from the Nicene Creed and later creeds. The bible has Jesus praying to God (itself a big hint as to 2 beings) that 11 apostles could be one, just like they are one. Then Jesus extends this 11 to all the disciples for the rest of time. Since we are to be resurrected, then we must experience a discarding of our perfect bodies and becoming the most immense and insane MPD ever. This is utter nonsense, which also shows how stupid this Christian fallacy is. Stephen seeing both cements it. You have to bend over backwards to explain that away with lies. And I haven't even mentioned the many questions Christ asks God in prayer. Why would He need a question if He is the person He's asking? What's the point in saying "My God, why hast thou forsaken me?"? Wouldn't He already know why? How does Jesus not know the moment of His second coming, but the Father does? Impossible, if it's a schizo MPD.
      The guy that returned to find his wife was sealed to Smith found his wife untouched by Smith, and you can't prove otherwise. This man was married to her, and Smith wasn't. The sealing was not regarded as a marriage at all, at the time. B Young altered that status much later. While you comment on it without understanding it, tell me how many returning husbands have you found publicly denouncing this situation? You are to little, too late, because you are too stupid.

    • @lolocsun
      @lolocsun Před 7 lety

      +Eric Lawton... Stephen didn't see two separate and distinct individual beings... It says he saw the "GLORY of God, and Jesus standing at the right hand of God." (Acts7:55)... Angels are always aware of being under God's protection and care b/c He appears in heaven as the spiritual sun (that's the GLORY part, the SOUL part)... The verse says Stephen was full of of the Holy Spirit, so he saw things like the angels see them, but he also got to see a personal manifestation of the God that he was giving his life for, Jesus Christ...
      1Tim6:16 says of the Soul of God... "who alone has immortality, dwelling in unapproachable light, whom no man has seen or can see, to whom be honor and everlasting power..." Yet you believe an adolescent Joseph Smith DID get to see what no one else in biblical history had seen?!? ...What a special, special boy, that Joseph Smith!!! Doesn't bother you at all that it took him over a decade to settle on that version, huh?
      I didn't bring up the 3 states of water analogy, but I DID bring up Jeremiah23:23&24 to show that you're evidently willing to ignore (pretend it's not there) important teachings from the Bible... You didn't respond to it, however...
      Please don't put the blame on Brigham Young for being the one to instigate sexual relations w/wives... BY wouldn't do anything that wasn't done first by the "prophet," Joseph Smith...
      Loyal LDS member, Todd Compton, author of In Sacred Loneliness, studied the matter b/c he wanted to be able to speak truth to the issue... B/c the Reorganized Church, headed by JS's son, was having the same doubts as you are, and also placing the blame on BY, that son took a trip to Utah to resolve the question once and for all... Thirteen wives (pretty good turn-out for those Victorian times) who were formerly married to JS before his death (some now married to BY), vouched in court affidavits that they HAD had sexual relations w/JS... Following are a couple of examples:
      Faithful Mormon Melissa Lott (Smith, Willes) testified that she had been Joseph's wife "in very deed."
      Emily D. Partridge (Smith, Young) said she had "roomed" with Joseph the night following her marriage to him and said that she had "carnal intercourse" with him.
      You call it "sealing." Does that somehow make it more righteous to you? Doesn't it still connote the breaking of the bond she had w/her husband?... Isn't the initial trust they had for each other, destroyed?...Most likely she was married to her first husband for time and ETERNITY, wouldn't you think?... Empty words, meaningless promises...

  • @daleroyster2144
    @daleroyster2144 Před 5 lety

    🤮

  • @brendanleonard1375
    @brendanleonard1375 Před 6 lety

    The reason why you have mean comments is because you are bashing people's religion. I don't care you are atheist but stop bashing the LDS church. Never watching this channel. Popped up in my CZcams feed. You guys need to get your act together.

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Před 6 lety +7

      We used to be Mormon, and it is perfectly reasonable for us to criticize or joke about a church that we were a part of. Our act is doing pretty well right now. ;)

  • @bob15479
    @bob15479 Před 7 lety

    Guys please just watch yourself in this video, then ask yourself if you are really happy. It is just so sad to see your angry negative attitudes that are hurting you happiness and joy. I'm not saying go back to mormonism. I'm just saying ask yourselves if this is giving you any true happiness or satisfaction.

    • @bradflinders4302
      @bradflinders4302 Před 5 lety +3

      Well, if these two are not happy, at least they made me smile and laugh. Thanks guys, for sacrificing your happiness on my behalf. We need more of this type of thing and less from the haters that claim to be Christian (or LDS). Live and let live, man. The weakest argument I've seen to date from Mormons about apostates leaving the church (and there are a lot) is the blanket statement that those who leave the church are unhappy. To this day, I still love the church and my Mormon friends, but leaving it 22 years ago was the BEST thing that ever happened to me. And my relationship with God is stronger than ever. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Typical Mormon arrogance, Mark Brand, to claim to know whether someone else is happy. If you're interested in the level of happiness of people in the church, check out the Mormon suicide rate. After 39 years of active devotion in the church and then 22 years away from it, I can tell you that Mormons are NOT the most happy people I've encountered. Far from it.

  • @jahrasta4907
    @jahrasta4907 Před 6 lety +1

    Born LDS, that can be adjusted. Born gay, well what can I say Tanner. What's up with the angry blonde? Never seen that kind of sad pain in someone's eyes before. Lord have mercy on you. Happiness is out there, but probably won't come from hating on the church that you couldn't live up to.

    • @beckframe5069
      @beckframe5069 Před 6 lety +3

      We left for theological reasons due to the fact the BOM is embarrassingly fabricated. Nothing to do with morals or lack of "living up" to anything. Cannot imagine having my name tied to such a horrid organization . Glad I resigned.

    • @sarasarah3404
      @sarasarah3404 Před 5 lety +1

      happiness comes from inside

    • @joools1953
      @joools1953 Před 5 lety +1

      Who on earth would want to live up to a fraud?

  • @jedimormon4536
    @jedimormon4536 Před 7 lety +1

    *"Our CZcams monetization got disabled because the church filed some copyright strikes against us EVEN THOUGH ... "*
    Well, CZcams must have decided that the church's filing of the copyright strikes was justified. I'm betting that what did you in is the number of dishonest videos you have posted which all make fun of the church. Personally, that kind of stuff doesn't bother me, as I've been seeing it for over 25 years now, almost on a daily basis.

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  Před 7 lety +4

      That's it! CZcams actually made us call our bishop to apologize for it.

    • @Beefster09
      @Beefster09 Před 6 lety +1

      Oh and it has absolutely nothing to do with CZcams giving channels no real means to dispute copyright strikes because the jury, judge, and executioner is the entity that filed the claim. The church was wrong to try to censor this channel via CZcams's broken copyright system.

  • @aniger818
    @aniger818 Před 6 lety

    This guy was friend zoned big time lol

  • @robertstewart302
    @robertstewart302 Před 6 lety

    These two are off their faces, I will tell you the eyes are the window to the soul, there is something very wrong about these two
    I am not sure what, possibly they are gay, they both have that same odd look in their eyes, notice how they make very short eye contact and their facial mannerisms are exaggerated showing signs of uncomfortability, it is so obvious they are living with guilt or shame and cover it with a dubiouse sence of confidence

    • @bradflinders4302
      @bradflinders4302 Před 5 lety +5

      That's the best you can do, Robert? Come on, man! At least try to make this a real debate.