When your fighting with bae, and bae happens to be a fuzzy four legged creature with horns but speaks like a human. Funny goats. CZcams Channel: / @skygarnick Instagram: / coyoteskygarnick
@@benjaminmagambo3849 indeed that is mating behavior. Lol we had a full grown billy goat, who wasn’t castrated. and it was me, my mom, and my sister who took care of him. We quickly learned that it was a bad idea for us women to take care of him. He was always spitting at us, constantly trying to headbutt us, as well as peeing on his own head, which smelled so bad (male goats will pee on their heads to get themselves off) Oh also, bet you didn’t know that they will literally blow themselves😂🤦🏼♀️🤢. We were disturbed when we first saw it happen, and even more disturbed when we found out what he was doing and why
Herbivores have much more complex facial expressions because we have more intricate jaw muscles so that we can chew our food. Yes I’m low key saying go vegetarian/vegan don’t hate me.
Baaahahahahaha cute when an animal spits n talks back.....the noise is cute but I wouldn't recommend spitting on anyone hahaha. This is hilarious and so is your comment...interrupting and screaming like a crazy person might work tho haha
@@emu_vee 🙄 you don't need to edit your post bro, lol. I was just joking, I know I have sick sense of humor. I mean, which types of human understand what a goat says? 🙄
Next time I get into a heated argument with someone at _anywhere_ I'm going to utilize goat tactics. "I'm sorry ma'am, there is no vodka + Mountain Dew on available the menu, this is a Del Taco, not a Taco Bell...." Me: BAAAA PTHBTHP!!
Nah, this goat is way more adorable than my sister in law. I shall use emojis to illustrate my point. Cute, lovably ornery: 🐐 Selfish lying bleepidy bleep: I could only find a friendly smiling witch.. no "happy to put out for a poser in order to get her way"
Actually it seemed like her is sexually arriving the Goat for views. From the goats end of things this interaction is something like “hey so is this going to happen or what??” And by his behavior, verbal and non; the guy basically keeps answering back saying “fo sho Goat. yeah , bet. Im dtf. Lets do this.” So the goat starts getting more like “dude Wtf??? Why you effing with me about effiing wit me?? “ Continues. Goat makes advances and …. Nothing. So goat be all “pshhh. Pffft” I imagine next will be goat saying “you mess with the goat; you get the horns…..that time has past. We are coming up quick on which horn package yur åss is getting. Gist Horn E or Horn D aka my dik. kid i do not…. And dont even start talking weirdo in your robe.
I'm on the side of the goat. His arguments are very good and he explained the problem full of details. So the question is why do you not want to hug the goat? His arguments are very important and very right ❤
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I don't care what haters will say, "AAAAAAAAAAAA PBBBTTTTTTT" is a perfect valid argument.
😅😅😅
Lmao!!!!!
@Emu-Later Gaming Wow...no need to get soo personal 😭😭😭😭
Darn tootin', says 🐐
Easy for you to say
I’ve never seen an animal so clearly say “Fight me bro”
Ergo Sum Adrieyl for what I know about goats that’s a mating behavior. Not a fighting one
Jamel Gianangelo exactly!
@@benjaminmagambo3849 Haha!! Thanks for this info! Made me smile
@@benjaminmagambo3849 indeed that is mating behavior. Lol we had a full grown billy goat, who wasn’t castrated. and it was me, my mom, and my sister who took care of him. We quickly learned that it was a bad idea for us women to take care of him. He was always spitting at us, constantly trying to headbutt us, as well as peeing on his own head, which smelled so bad (male goats will pee on their heads to get themselves off) Oh also, bet you didn’t know that they will literally blow themselves😂🤦🏼♀️🤢. We were disturbed when we first saw it happen, and even more disturbed when we found out what he was doing and why
So you’ve never seen a kangaroo 🦘?
That is the cutest goat ever.
Aww it sure is. Love this so much. So precious indeed to me.
This is the typical goat actually lol
I've always wanted a goat, but am told that they're a handful.
Do you like goat meat🥩 they are cute
He sounds like a little boy for real
I’ve seen this so many times and it always cracks me up. He sounds so human it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
This video really makes my day now I’m 😂😂😂😂
In our culture if he does that he wants sex for real 😂
Have you taste halal goat 🥩?
I swear that goat understood everything. His responses were too uncanny 😂
This just made my day! 😄
he didn't even like the kiss 🤣
Cute
Human like. Crazy.
And understands English better than my foreperson. Amazing🧐🤓🥸
"You wanna kiss?"
*Kinda accidentally touches lips*
Human: "Ewww"
Goat: "Ewww"
Eeeeeeew 🤣
* spit *
Uwu
Drunk Tom Cruise lmaoooo
Hahaha
Their facial profiles are too similar! 😆
😂
Два козла😂!!!
😂
I thought the same!!😂😂
Herbivores have much more complex facial expressions because we have more intricate jaw muscles so that we can chew our food. Yes I’m low key saying go vegetarian/vegan don’t hate me.
This is the funniest human animal interaction ever! Could watch it over and over and over again!
Everyone gangsta till the goat actually starts talking
Hahahaha
You're A Funny Man Aren't you
And the skies start to turn red..
@@DX413RB8 Berserk
😂😂😂
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight spit
This caught me off guard, thank you
😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aw man this is the best one
That was just hilarious! Baby goats are so funny! They want your attention and need to know you love them!
When he said “Baaaaaaa Pfft Pfft Baaaaaaaaa” I felt that
Right? It was straight facts!
This comment in my language says "translate to English" 😂
Translate to English it says 🤣
Oh my god man rolling about in stitches after seeing this clip and reading your comment. Brilliant 😂😂😂💀👏👏👏
Extremely relatable
"Thats your job"
*Spit attack mode: on*
LMAO
Lmao
That's not spit attack. It's Water Gun. It just wasn't very effective.
Goat use Water Pulse on man!
Is super effective!
@@alwaysastray I mean it was kinda effective
Seeing this video shows us why baby goats are called "kids". 😊
"Let's do it"
"WOH"
"It's not worth it."
"Woh."
"It's not worth it."
"Woh."
"No."
"woh"
"It's really not."
"woh?"
That little “woh? 🥺” at the end of the exchange always makes me laugh my ass off. 😂
Got it, next time I get in a fight, that’s what I’ll do.
“Pfffftttt! Pffttt! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Baaahahahahaha cute when an animal spits n talks back.....the noise is cute but I wouldn't recommend spitting on anyone hahaha. This is hilarious and so is your comment...interrupting and screaming like a crazy person might work tho haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhahagaggag
😂😂
The sad part is that the goat is winning the argument.
To me that is the great/funny part XD
🤣👌
Omg what a hoot ! 😂🥊
Flip the goat
Bro 💀🤣🤣🤣
I've seen this so many times & it will never get old ❤
One of the funniest things I've ever seen
goat literally sounds like a kid in an animal costume
Well, a literal kid needs no costume to inhabit the likeness of an animal.
He's literally a KID! ("Kid" means baby goat, BTW!)
@@Tsubahi I beat you to it.
That’s why they’re called “kids.”
😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man: No, you do it yourself
Goat: *æëœēæįëårëæœê*
Don't forget the ê at the end.
I can clearly hear it, 😤
@@trevorjames7490
Happy?
@@emu_vee 🙄 you don't need to edit your post bro, lol.
I was just joking, I know I have sick sense of humor.
I mean, which types of human understand what a goat says? 🙄
@@trevorjames7490
Lol I know, I just wanted to
@@emu_vee 🤣 I thought you took it seriously. Haha.
Forget about that.
Have a nice day
This is so funny I can’t stop watching this it’s funny and cute at the same time OMG I love this video 😂😂😂
Me too!!!
Me ❤️ too isint it GREAT 👍 REALY
Omg he's blowing raspberries 😂😂
I felt like this conversation resolved a lot of ongoing issues. It’s good to have these talks.
😂😂😂😂
The goat is jealous because handsome guy has a pretty girlfriend.
🤣😅
😂😂😂
I feel so much better now. I hope they agreed to disagree.
This is what a typical internet dispute looks like
What? With the "you wanna kiss"?
😂😂😂
@@marioluigi9599 👩🏾🦯👩🏾🦯
😂😂😂
But both sides are goats
Omg....love this little guy 💕
I love the big guy 😂
I have watched this a million times and its still making me laugh
"You wanna fight bro?"
"Fight MeeEeeUaHAaaaHhhhhh"
Козочка,просит ,чтобы хозяин хорошо её покормил,и поиграл с ней в догонялки,а не то она его заплюет
“You wanna kiss?”
WAAAAAAAAUH
@@SvetaLavrova-ig1ss ijkikwjkkikllolp
@@zed90_OW that is so funny
The goat was more shocked and disgusted by the kiss than he was 😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😆🤣👇
😂
Maybe female goats don't like kisses, she likes him tho.
that is so funny
The goat trying to tell you: "you eat my father yesterday my mom told me now you You feeding me so you will eat me later"😂
For the life of me i did not know goats could be so chatty and cute 😆😆😆
I love how they resort to the most primal of childlike combat, spitting 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Well it is a kid so 🤷♀️🤣
@@simmy260881 😂😂😂
Me and my ex-classmate back in elementary.
One more like till 666
No matter what, that goat was spitting facts.
Facts 0-0
No he was spitting saliva
Hahaaaaaaa😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Lol 191 likes, thx guys xD
Spitting for real🤣
Love the face to face at end getting last word in! 😂🤣😂
Love the raspberry sounds that this little fella is saying 😂😂😂😂
Why does that goat look like he’s speaking “human”? He’s just the cutest thing ever.
I agree with that 💯%
Cute!!!!
Really cute indeed!
CZcams translator doesn’t work for goat speak. If only we could find out what the goat is saying! 🐐
I found this goat kinda unsettling
Guy: “No.”
Goat: “Yes”
Guy: “No.”
Goat: “Yes”
Guy: “No.”
Goat: “Yes”
Guy: “No.”
Goat: *spits and yells*
Laugh my nose of...lol😅
That is so funny :)😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seems like my wife arguing with me.
Typical woman behavior
Oh lord!😂 What is with this goat!🤣❤️🐐
When he said that little baee!!! 🤣🤣 killed me
most accurate example of a family interaction
Your spot on 😂😂
Funniest goat alive
Facts 😂😂😂
I love that the tongue sticks out while they yell 😂😂
Next time I get into a heated argument with someone at _anywhere_ I'm going to utilize goat tactics.
"I'm sorry ma'am, there is no vodka + Mountain Dew on available the menu, this is a Del Taco, not a Taco Bell...."
Me: BAAAA PTHBTHP!!
And raspberries on him!!
Lmao that’s how my sister laughs and I tell her all the while 🤣🤣
The way he chews, I can’t not imagine him chewing gum and cussing you out.
HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
When he said: 'Pfffft-aaaaaaahhhh' I felt that.
The pfffffttt pffft really spoke to my soul
Riiiight!!!!??
😂😂😂
Yep - I think goat was trying to spit like llama but no spit! That’s when goat jumped his arse!
@@ithinkthonkthunk5333 😂😂😂
To be fair, the goat was making some excellent points.
No it wasn’t. The goat is completely illogical and unfair with its reasoning abilities.
@@cryptorubbers Well in the beginning he was making some very logical points, then he resorted to ad hominen attacks.
That goat didn’t make any points. All he did was randomly insult him.
The goat resorted to childish name calling like he is ugly and his mom is fat
да не коза это а козел
@@cryptorubbers mlEEEEEEH!
Cutest obnoxious goat - ever!’
"you better get that camera outta my face!..." 😅
It's the back and forth whispering at the end for me 😂😂😂
Same!😅
🤣🤣🤣
“Waaaaaa wuh pppllpplplp”
I agree with this statement
I’m dying with this comment 😆🤣🤣😂💀
This cracked me up the way you spelt "pppllpplplp" 😂
Gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You literally had me in tears bro literally hahaha
You two looks so similar. You both are the version of each other.
I was thinking the same!! They look alike 😂 same attitude same mouth and narrow face 😂 it’s a little weird! Lol
You make me laugh, thank you!
I was stressed all day long.
I don’t know how you resisted yelling “WAAAAAAAA” right back at him.
Bucketful continuous
Exactly. I’m over here watching the video going “baaaaaaaaaa”
Ich schau es mir zum
5. MAL an und bin immer wieder very amused!!!
Dorli Vienna
When he realised you wanted to kiss him, he screamed AAAAA and moves away omg😂😂😂😂
Epic. Please Human stop kissing precious animals. They don't wanna smell your bad breath.
@@utterlybutterlyamul7435 this was embarrassing to read
@@utterlybutterlyamul7435 that was so embarrassing to read... wtf 😬
Why is suddenly everyone attacking me over a stupid harmless joke. Sheesh!!!!
@@utterlybutterlyamul7435 because it was so bad lol.
The goat's reaction to an unsolicited kiss made me watch this a dozen times.
I was having such a bad day until I watched this video. Thanks for making me laugh. This was awesome.
Man: "No that's your job."
Goat: ba ba *BAAAAAA* *spits
Wrong animal
@@drownedoutvibes3778 well that's what hes doin!
Kinda more like "a...a...AAAAA--**raspberry**"
@@drownedoutvibes3778 ra bro
The goat literally sounds like a kid screaming for candy.
😂😂👶🏽 so cute
It may just actually be a kid
@@sankarsanbhattacheryya7498 bu dum chhhhh 😂
If by candy you mean "candy" then you are correct.
It Does want sum Cannnnnndy
You are like twins😂
The guy is hilarious, and cute! So is the goat. 😂
That goat is like the one person who’s sole purpose is to try its hardest annoy you on a daily basis
Nah, this goat is way more adorable than my sister in law. I shall use emojis to illustrate my point.
Cute, lovably ornery: 🐐
Selfish lying bleepidy bleep: I could only find a friendly smiling witch.. no "happy to put out for a poser in order to get her way"
@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Just bang her already.
whose*
I am that goat. Just ask my husband.
@@NoNameAtAll2 Grammar police
Guy: gimme a kiss
Goat: *spits on his face*
Edit: omg I didn’t expect this much likes 😂😊 thanks!
LOL
Lol
@Clayton Bigsby hu?
@Clayton Bigsby Only a she goat would spit.....duh.🤣🤣
@@simsim4679 on a he face* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The two of you are identical. Definitely your KID!!!😂😂😂
They look alike, so cute
*”YOU PICKED THE WRONG FARM, FOO-“*
You're A Funny Man Aren't you
@@mishal2k557 Its a pretty funny comment lol
🤣😭
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All you had to do was kiss
the damn goat CJ
Better chemistry than most morning show hosts and news anchors...
Touché !!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, the goat made some very good and valid points. They should hire it for at least a daily segment
Proof that real life is better than...whatever today's shows are about.
"You better not treat me like Abdul! YOU BETTER NOT😢"
Can't stop laughing, hilarious 😂😂😂
*"Let me talk to the manager!"*
-🐐
😂 what manager
🤣🤣
*Garen
The way the goat looks at the other people like “the audacity of this guy” 😂😂
In the goat's defense the guy was talking mad crap.
Ну вот, и поговорили !
The goat just wanted a kiss.
Lol. I needed that.
still more civil than most youtube comments argument
Do u want to go right here right now bro?
@@esdrasmanrique6457 bahh
@@JustineSHarrison hi beautiful
@@esdrasmanrique6457 Good lord
Twitter*
I love how goats don't really MAKE A sound like the other animals. They just realize one day "HEY I CAN MAKE NOISE..... EUGHHHHHHHH"
😆😆
Lol
This is the best comment ever
WHY’S IT SO TRUE THO
@last kairuku lol true
Reminds me of the little French Bulldog that talks all the time no matter where he is. It's too cute too!!😂😂😂
They were BOTH grossed out by the kiss!
LMBO!
He’s spitting some facts
Nice one 😂
😂😂😂😂
They have the same mouth structure
😂😂😂
You sou cute goat ❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
He's got so much personality! How adorable
I want two of'm.
Spoiled rotten kid 😆
Qaaa11
He wants to mate.
cute and all but who cares, that's dinner
Kid needs a hug😹
I’ll never get tired of this video 😭
The kid’s definitely pushing for a fight.
Lol. Kid. I see what you did there.
Frr
Actually it seemed like her is sexually arriving the Goat for views.
From the goats end of things this interaction is something like “hey so is this going to happen or what??”
And by his behavior, verbal and non; the guy basically keeps answering back saying “fo sho Goat. yeah , bet. Im dtf. Lets do this.”
So the goat starts getting more like “dude Wtf??? Why you effing with me about effiing wit me?? “
Continues. Goat makes advances and …. Nothing. So goat be all “pshhh. Pffft”
I imagine next will be goat saying “you mess with the goat; you get the horns…..that time has past. We are coming up quick on which horn package yur åss is getting. Gist Horn E or Horn D aka my dik. kid i do not….
And dont even start talking weirdo in your robe.
😂😂😂
For people that want to know the behavior: this is actually a mating sound/behavior. But it is a funny video nonetheless.
Omfg that makes it even funnier 😂
No that just makes it even funnier, that goats got plans for that poor fella
LMAOO
FSEEEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂
Uwu
One of my favorite goat videos...😄
He recognises the wool
"Wah"
"It's not worth it"
"Wa"
"It's not worth it"
"wa"
"It's not"
"w"
"It's really not"
Lmao best part!
This comment made me laugh 😂
I dieded
@@oivatank I KNOW RIGHT!?😂XD
*spits in face "BAAAAAAHHHH!"
Now I want a goat. I’d take the guy too, for that matter.
Good Luck with that.
Lol
😄😍💚
Me too!!!
😂😂😂
Dude, I think he wants to marry you. 😂😂
Goat had very strong arguments, I agree on everything.
😂😅🤣😎
Hahaha 😆 !! Even funnier because I'm stoned 🤣
thats so adorable
HILARIOUS!! Hes such a cutie little smart ass..adorable-
Well, I agree with all that. I am so glad somebody spoke up and made those points!
I can’t stop laughing at the goats lips. He’s just trash talking and it’s hilarious.
There's so much to unpack from this video 😂
Thats so cute & precious interaction!!!❤😂
That goat is more articulate than 99% of politicians
Not that hard a mute autistic disabled flatworm would be more mobile and articulate than pdo Joe
Certainly more sincere and direct. Also, much more handsome.
And they actually do good !
😂😂😂😂 yes!
I couldn't agree more.
Loving how the goat HAS TO HAVE the last word EVERY time! He is like that cheeky kid that always answers back :-D
Lol. Know exactly what you are talking about. That ‘Cheeky kid’ is my husband…😏
Yeah. I love how kids (baby goats) sound like actual kids.
You need to take this on the Road Dear
Lmao 🤣😊😂😮 🐐😁
I'm on the side of the goat. His arguments are very good and he explained the problem full of details. So the question is why do you not want to hug the goat? His arguments are very important and very right ❤
They actually got the same mouth structure and jaw kind of
That's his kid
I was thinking the same thing how they look alike lol
Omg you've seen it too, yeah I thought only I felt so
@@youtubehatestruthtellers8065 I see and love what you did here 😂
@@BlaqueRainbow hhahaha
"Oh, so that's why they're called kids."
Ha!
😂😂😂 this comment deserves an award!
I got lost 😂
👏 Bravo sir
😂😂😂😂😂
They look alike, yeah I said it and now you can't unsee it😂🤷🏻♂️🤯😜
My all time favorite video! Never get tired of it!
Men: want a kiss??
Goat: spits in his mouth...
No matter who, or what yuck!
@@christineeversole4974 well that's 1/2 of what it means to swap spit..
Actually, humans do that as well, just less obvious...
Do goats really spit?
@@josephforsuh6929 they can but llama's and camels are known to do it