Area 51 Raid: What would happen, legally speaking? - Real Law Review

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    What if 1 million people actually storm Area 51?
    So it’s apparently a thing that there is a push on social media to invade Area 51. This is not a good idea. Area 51 is part of a US Air Force base. The US military has guns. Worse, they have lawyers. If ya’ll storm Area 51, you’re going to jail...for a long time.
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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  Před 4 lety +1237

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    • @heliasboi1465
      @heliasboi1465 Před 4 lety +11

      Well if actually people go there you will a lot of work as lawyer (because they are going to court and things like that)

    • @ilovefrenchtoast5489
      @ilovefrenchtoast5489 Před 4 lety +4

      Can you please do a video on the Cyntonia Brown Case PLEASE!!!

    • @rhisands2063
      @rhisands2063 Před 4 lety +3

      Huh, I was looking forward to the Skillshare link on how to pilot a flying saucer. Admit it, they got to you! :)

    • @VulcanGray
      @VulcanGray Před 4 lety

      You misspelled your hashtag

    • @LegalEagle
      @LegalEagle  Před 4 lety +10

      @@VulcanGray Good eye. I'm so used to typing "legaleagle". Fixed.

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Před 4 lety +2550

    "They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they'd be dead."
    That is the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville Před 4 lety +44

      Its all a bunch of BS anyways, they dont have the balls (storming it I mean)

    • @GothicLightingQueen
      @GothicLightingQueen Před 4 lety +137

      @@Nefville I also think they wont do it, but just think for one second. Imagine if thousands or even tens of thousands of people were to try and storm it. I don´t think the military and goverment would be to happy to read "US military have killed thousands and thousands of people" in the morning news.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 Před 4 lety +50

      @@Nefville I know, most I expect is some sort of gathering at that small town with the already booked hotel that turns into some sort of impromptu convention but even that is extremely unlikely. That still does not make his Marine friend's answer the most Marine answer I have ever heard.

    • @ndaemon1718
      @ndaemon1718 Před 4 lety +59

      @@GothicLightingQueen they wouldnt have to kill thousands.. just shoot randmly into the crowd and panic would erupt en masse... the stampede for safety would take out far more then any bullets. then just have the feds at the backs to round em up as they come screaming lol. these are normal people.. not battle trained vets charging.. it doesnt take much to change their minds :9

    • @Dajokerboy101
      @Dajokerboy101 Před 4 lety +8

      Cover ups are the speciality of the US. simple answer is a EMP denotation to disable all recording devices then slaughter them all and send out some clean-up Crews before people who didn't come see the aftermath

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Před 4 lety +2151

    "How did these 2M people get access to area 51?"
    "There was a basketball game on, Sir"

    • @SoHBetaSword
      @SoHBetaSword Před 4 lety +71

      Yeah, that part was hilarious!

    • @Respicience
      @Respicience Před 4 lety +38

      Come on its September, it was a football game.

    • @monkeysaiyen7196
      @monkeysaiyen7196 Před 4 lety +25

      Imagine if they raided area 51 on Superbowl day.

    • @ericmcdonkey
      @ericmcdonkey Před 4 lety +13

      All the guards decided to take a nap at the same time

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před 4 lety +6

      I've never had a comment hit 1K yet, so thanks to all you fine people

  • @kertisjones2092
    @kertisjones2092 Před 3 lety +1318

    Remember when it was just a fun meme to try and storm a federal building? Those were the days.

    • @CartoonyPirate
      @CartoonyPirate Před 3 lety +40

      Now it's just "among us sus" with a bunch of repetitive jokes... and politics

    • @miyfm
      @miyfm Před 3 lety +21

      @@CartoonyPirate sussy baka

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 Před 3 lety

      Yeah lol. It be a bruh moment

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks Před 3 lety

      @@miyfm twitter

    • @emerson2149
      @emerson2149 Před 3 lety +31

      @@CartoonyPirate the comment was reffering to the capitol raid lol

  • @Jimmy-Mc
    @Jimmy-Mc Před 4 lety +1665

    "Now obviously aliens have never come to Earth."
    Objection! That's exactly what an alien would say.

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ Před 4 lety +46

      Overruled, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs to know that!

    • @SoakedPringle
      @SoakedPringle Před 4 lety +15

      Earth is not intresting four us 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

    • @totallyaploy1824
      @totallyaploy1824 Před 4 lety +13

      Lawyers are aliens

    • @esta7763
      @esta7763 Před 4 lety +9

      @@totallyaploy1824 Wait, so they don't have to be US Citizens? They can practice law with just a green card?

    • @wanfu5634
      @wanfu5634 Před 4 lety +11

      Florida: Earth's alien invasion repellant.

  • @rossgauld6421
    @rossgauld6421 Před 4 lety +297

    Imagine making a meme so powerful the government had to remind the internet they have the power to kill us all

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC Před 4 lety +14

      As of writing this the comment has 51 likes *plays X-Files theme*

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Před 4 lety +7

      The government and US Armed Forces are made up of normal people like you and me, most of them would bail on orders to use force on civilians.

    • @IFacePalmParadoxI
      @IFacePalmParadoxI Před 4 lety +5

      @Sohan Biswas eh, depends on if it's a civil war or a group of potential idiots going to the most forbidden place.

    • @IFacePalmParadoxI
      @IFacePalmParadoxI Před 4 lety

      @Sohan Biswas again, i replied with that in knowledge, hence the "most forbidden place", which an civil war does not inherently harbor national secrets.

    • @carso1500
      @carso1500 Před 4 lety +1

      Bosstown Dynamics i mean, theres a diference between "one idiot storming the compound at max speed in a car and leading to a several hours chase" and "2 million idiots running full speed at the compound" the first one you can kill it and no one really cares, it's one idiot that tried to storm a military compound sorrounded by thousands of warning signs, the second some could consider it a genocide, you don't kill 2 million people and just put it under the rug like that, there are the families of the victims, the social media and media coverage of the event, the army just killed 2 million of their citizens
      yeah they were doing something pretty stupid trying to storm a secret military compound by running in a straight line, but still the públic now a days is not very fond on massive masacres like this one no matter the reason when non letal force is an option
      the media backlash of such an event would be massive, it would be pretty stupid, but at the massive costs of live we are talking about it would surely be a disaster
      now, i don't really think anything is going to happen, maybe a bunch of idiots will actually go and try something but after they see the trucks filled with military men they will back down for sure

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar Před 4 lety +1438

    "Multiple levels of non-lethal force in ascending levels of brutality"
    That is fairly metal.

    • @ironclamp5325
      @ironclamp5325 Před 4 lety +12

      God bless the American way! 🇺🇸

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 Před 4 lety +18

      I'm just imagining a bunch of people loading tear gas bomb into an A10 and beside it is just a big pepper bomb

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 Před 4 lety +44

      USAF: finally we get to practice on moving targets!

    • @mdood9299
      @mdood9299 Před 4 lety +3

      Good song title

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar Před 4 lety +9

      @@stefanusbayu1426 I know. I am imagining some air force contract is rush ordering rubber bullets for the Avenger cannon on those same A-10's.
      Or worse, imagine an A-10 firing rock salt lol.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

    "The signs prohibit photographs"
    Guy who took pictures of the signs: I'm a _real_ gangster.

  • @coronelkittycannon
    @coronelkittycannon Před 4 lety +708

    I'm no lawyer, but I knew "raiding" a military base would be illegal A.F.

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision Před 4 lety +12

      Why should it be, though? They're OUR military.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Před 3 lety +55

      @@Gregavision Because military equiptment is very dangerous and should be kept away from the public. Only trained soldiers who follow orders coming down a strict hirarchie of ranks should have access to weapons that could wipe out hundreds and thousands of humans. The military is responsible for not misusing their war technology and equiptment and they can only reliably be responsible by restricting access to any site wich stores said equiptment. Thinking anyone should be allowed on military bases is like saying you should be allowed to go into any bank and take their money, because it is from the same country. Flawed logic and I can't believe I took the time to explain something that should be common logic

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision Před 3 lety +7

      @@Jartran72 This is a different topic, but do you think you're really "free" if the military has exclusive access to the most powerful weapons in the world?

    • @grudgepersona
      @grudgepersona Před 3 lety +2

      Greg Benson yes because who’s going to protect us from international danger.

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision Před 3 lety +6

      GrudgeATW What international danger? You seriously think any foreign country would try to take over the US? The amount of citizens with guns already vastly outnumbers their military. And all of our allies would step in-if we have any left, thanks to the idiot in chief.

  • @D-Paramountcy
    @D-Paramountcy Před 4 lety +3486

    Area 51 has microwaves that heat the food and not the plate

    • @PupkinConpaniet
      @PupkinConpaniet Před 4 lety +51

      I... I have one of those... wanna try it?

    • @MauriceNL1
      @MauriceNL1 Před 4 lety +27

      wow so they have a microwave that everyone in the world has :O

    • @vertex3243
      @vertex3243 Před 4 lety +32

      Chil guys its a joke

    • @D-Paramountcy
      @D-Paramountcy Před 4 lety +13

      MauriceNL if everyone had ‘em I wouldn’t comment this at all. Please learn how to connect 2 and 2! 😣

    • @R4kuna
      @R4kuna Před 4 lety +21

      @@D-Paramountcy Microwaves do not heat plates, they agitate therefore heat the water and fat particles of your food. It's the heat of the food at is transferred to your plate.

  • @PiroMunkie
    @PiroMunkie Před 4 lety +1771

    "They person who created this event..." * cuts to a clip of a guy with long hair, a goatee, and Naruto headband *
    Yup, that tracks.

    • @rebelbelle1388
      @rebelbelle1388 Před 4 lety +47

      So glad that someone said this. Was completely thinking the same thing!

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @ghostbanana271
      @ghostbanana271 Před 4 lety +21

      It's Sasuke's headband

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 Před 4 lety +11

      @@vonzemovideo "You cant even make a sentence correctly"
      It seems like you're missing some vital punctuation there, buddy. But what should we expect from someone who thinks it's intelligent not to utilise the meaningless intention you accidentally got?

    • @KeizerSosebee
      @KeizerSosebee Před 4 lety +12

      And a sick akatsuki cloak

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats Před 4 lety +993

    **2 million people storm Area 51**
    **Inside they find a talking mushroom**
    Talking Mushroom: "Thanks guys, but your alien technology is in another Area."

  • @the8thgemmer467
    @the8thgemmer467 Před 4 lety +482

    Self Proclaimed “physicist”: “It had a gravitational field of its own”
    Everything has a gravitational field, duh

    • @Nilsy1975
      @Nilsy1975 Před 4 lety +24

      I thought that too! What a moron 😒

    • @ibrahimkalmati9379
      @ibrahimkalmati9379 Před 3 lety +12

      Yes but for small objects it is too weak to consider it actual force

    • @musicaccount3340
      @musicaccount3340 Před 3 lety +97

      @@ibrahimkalmati9379 Still, a physicist wouldn't say "gravitational field of its own", because it doesn't mean anything. He could say "an extremely strong gravitational field" or "an unknown abnormal attraction field".

    • @TheHeavyshadow
      @TheHeavyshadow Před 3 lety +30

      Also: If that dude really was telling the truth, he wouldn't have been able to tell it more than once.

    • @BigMan-kp6ug
      @BigMan-kp6ug Před 3 lety +1

      'Everything' no, that's just Americans.

  • @arthand7672
    @arthand7672 Před 4 lety +1547

    "They can't shoot all of us!"
    "Why can't they?"
    "That's a good point"

    • @Eggbutts
      @Eggbutts Před 4 lety +111

      We just need to put our fingers in their gun barrels. Then they won't be able to shoot us.

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 Před 4 lety +52

      Yeah the military shooting it's own people looks real good...

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 Před 4 lety +110

      @@johnirby8847 to be fair, charging an armed military base isn't very smart. In a way it would just be natural selection

    • @stephenlee1664
      @stephenlee1664 Před 4 lety +49

      @@johnirby8847 shooting idiot lowlives who actually decided to forcibly and aggressively charge towards an armed installation filled with military personnel that have been far more productive with their lives than the lowlives that actually attend this event seems fair to me. I value the lives of our military personnel who have spent their days protecting our nation and making countless sacrifices over the lives of basement dwelling weebs with nothing better to do with their lives. Let them die and let nature run its course I say.

    • @johnirby8847
      @johnirby8847 Před 4 lety +10

      @@stephenlee1664 Hmmm....in your entire life on this planet..has there been a massacre of U.S. citizens by their own military?

  • @CyberJezzus
    @CyberJezzus Před 4 lety +2268

    While everyone's distracted at area 51, lets storm Fort Knox, they'll never see it coming!

  • @OptimumTaurus
    @OptimumTaurus Před 3 lety +180

    I find it funny that the government wants to stay so tight-lipped about what kind of military technology is being created and/or tested at Area 51 that they'd much rather the public suspect they're hiding aliens there.

    • @justamom4902
      @justamom4902 Před rokem

      Maybe because if they made it public knowledge, then enemies from other countries would know what we have and how to sabotage or soldiers. We trust out government and military institutions to protect us in times of war, we are best not knowing exactly how they do that. For reasons stated about. The average citizens can not hold secrets like that, and so, don't have the security clearance. I'm stunned at how many people don't understand this.

    • @Aresenal1739
      @Aresenal1739 Před rokem +27

      When the government was creating the blackbird when they were transporting it to Area 51 for testing they would put it in a massive box accompanied by a convoy. When someone would ask what’s in the box the drivers would jokingly reply “an alien spaceship” once the box scratched someone’s car so a federal agent got out and offered the guy 30 grand so long as he doesn’t file an insurance report

  • @ithomas7788
    @ithomas7788 Před 4 lety +58

    "they wouldn't be tried anywhere because they would be dead" I love that so much lol

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 Před 4 lety +2788

    But what if 2M people go up to the gate and just ask nicely to be let in? They can't say no to all of us, that would be very rude and their throats would get sore.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber Před 4 lety +149

      Jionunez7 thats cute

    • @dclark6029
      @dclark6029 Před 4 lety +120

      This is so cute and innocent. :3 💕

    • @pinkegg3179
      @pinkegg3179 Před 4 lety +271

      that would work if area51 is in canada

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Před 4 lety +129

      @@pinkegg3179 We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of our own area 51.

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army Před 4 lety +25

      @Great Beyond No clue what a canuck is, but flying saucers. That we do have. We call them, the kid next door.

  • @partlink1
    @partlink1 Před 4 lety +1521

    "It's illegal to use explosives to destroy a federal building" Seems odd why not just all buildings?

    • @themoleman6806
      @themoleman6806 Před 4 lety +277

      Because you can blow up buildings that belong to you.

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 Před 4 lety +271

      @@themoleman6806 "Don't blow up other people's stuff" seems like a fair law, I'm ok with that.

    • @tfcdrdeath1970
      @tfcdrdeath1970 Před 4 lety +3

      That's why you are # 1mill 99

    • @ethanjennings7235
      @ethanjennings7235 Před 4 lety +17

      Demolition

    • @zoomspilo6798
      @zoomspilo6798 Před 4 lety +73

      Destroying a federal building carries a significantly higher penalty than just any building.

  • @arcblooper2699
    @arcblooper2699 Před 3 lety +20

    I was one of the “raiders” back in 2019. The police force was prepped for about 38,500 more people than what actually showed up. The law enforcement presence was so disproportionate it was comical

  • @ToveriJuri
    @ToveriJuri Před 4 lety +202

    Absolutely love how a small town has taken every opportunity to cash in on the A51 conspiracy to make UFO and Alien themed merch and services.

    • @LordJaric
      @LordJaric Před 3 lety +12

      Can't imagine how they laugh at the schmucks that fall for it.

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 Před 3 lety +8

      I'd do the exact same thing tbh

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri Před 3 lety +6

      @@danese1636
      It's not like I was judging. It's a good idea.

    • @joehoover7711
      @joehoover7711 Před 3 lety

      @@LordJaric your stupid to think they are not real lol... watch paul hellyer (former prime minister of defense )tell the Canadian cabinet on national tv they do exist and have been working with the usa

    • @caterpie4546
      @caterpie4546 Před 2 lety +2

      @ Well they probably exist somewhere. Just not anywhere near Earth.

  • @LetumComplexo
    @LetumComplexo Před 4 lety +373

    I 100% thought the ad at the end was going to be an Indochino ad.
    "If aliens do invade earth, you want to look your best. And what better to look your best in but a suit from Indochino."

    • @DragDenDFO
      @DragDenDFO Před 4 lety

      My thoughts exactly! XD

    • @criostasis
      @criostasis Před 4 lety

      :).

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 4 lety +11

      "If aliens do invade Earth, *they'll* want to look their best, wearing made-to-measure suits from UFOchino. UFOchino doesn't ship to Earth but here's the next-best thing."

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 Před 4 lety +8

      "Commander Xatar, shall we commence vivisection?"
      "I was, but I just saw that human's suit. Damnit, that's fabulous! I can't cut open something that stylish, could you?!"
      "No sir, I will release the specimen immediately."

  • @bamfbabybamf
    @bamfbabybamf Před 4 lety +2485

    It's illegal to kill a federal agent?! Well color me shocked

    • @benmackarel295
      @benmackarel295 Před 4 lety +80

      It’s much more extreme than say just killing a cop or a civilian

    • @dvonnr.8266
      @dvonnr.8266 Před 4 lety +15

      Who would have thought?!

    • @johndorian4078
      @johndorian4078 Před 4 lety +13

      @easy eevee life in jail in a lot of places is only 20 years

    • @boserzipfelmann4629
      @boserzipfelmann4629 Před 4 lety +1

      Shocked! well, not that shocked

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 Před 4 lety +30

      @easy eevee
      Because of human worth, it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars to make a single agent if not millions, it's also the skills of said agent that cannot be replaced easily especially depending on experience etc.
      So while it doesn't seem that bad, killing a government official is usually an act of war or the likes if you get where I'm going with this.

  • @ericm242910
    @ericm242910 Před 4 lety +91

    "In addition to death, which is probably bad enough..."

  • @stewybob123
    @stewybob123 Před 4 lety +264

    My mom's gonna break in to get that button that can pause online games ...

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +1

      Why do I feel like I've heard this joke a bunch of times already?

    • @maileredstone8391
      @maileredstone8391 Před 3 lety +2

      This deserves more likes

    • @Wanqer
      @Wanqer Před 3 lety +4

      How did it go? Did she make it?

  • @Alex14321
    @Alex14321 Před 4 lety +1177

    “What are you in for?”
    *”I led the charge into Area 51.”*

    • @captaincory4909
      @captaincory4909 Před 4 lety +87

      >implying that anyone leaves there in anything else but a body bag

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko Před 4 lety +29

      "Beats what they got me on--littering, and creating a public nuisance!"
      Seriously, the only ones that live to go to trial are the ones who were smart enough to stop when the guards told them. The ones that didn't stop all got Darwin Awards!

    • @user-dg9mp9pq1v
      @user-dg9mp9pq1v Před 4 lety +1

      @@captaincory4909 No it's Saint-Peter talking

    • @Katzelle3
      @Katzelle3 Před 4 lety +10

      @@captaincory4909
      Imagine the US military actually going Tiananmen Square on their citizens in a live streamed event.

    • @AussieAussieOZoioioi
      @AussieAussieOZoioioi Před 4 lety +5

      The person who started it already was met with FBI, he thought they were cool. He was just gaming and said it as a joke and one of the guys who was listening taken it *next level* , understatement.

  • @FishermanJustins
    @FishermanJustins Před 4 lety +500

    There is only one man who can get into Area 51. The same man who was able to steal the Declaration of Independence and also found the City of Gold at Mt. Rushmore...
    We need Nicholas Cage.

    • @paleposter
      @paleposter Před 4 lety +8

      FishermanJustins no it’s Leroy smith

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 Před 4 lety +18

      Forget about keanu Reeves, forget about DiCaprio, We're calling the oldschool Internet lords here

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian Před 4 lety +7

      Chuck Norris > Nicholas Cage.
      Chuck Norris doesn't need to get in. Area 51 will come to him.

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 Před 4 lety +2

      just do not invite leroy jenkins

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure anyone who shows up to storm A51 will just be Leroy Jenkins level stupid
      Their last words will simply be, "At least I have chicken!..."

  • @peterpodgorski
    @peterpodgorski Před 3 lety +86

    Thanks, CZcams, for reminding me of simpler times where "a bunch of idiots storming govt facilities" was hypothetical

  • @aflyingrat3969
    @aflyingrat3969 Před 4 lety +235

    "patterson fire a warning shot"
    "but sir this is a m32a1 grenade launcher"
    "eh potato potato, patterson just fire the grenade launcher"

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +6

      Warning grenade*

    • @mikegarza8648
      @mikegarza8648 Před 3 lety +17

      Funnily enough a live grenade is sometimes referred to as a hot potato.....or potahto

    • @halogamer8998
      @halogamer8998 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice Russianbadger reference

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 Před 3 lety +8

      My guy it's the Air Force they're not going to be firing a warning shot with a M32 A1 they're going to be firing a warning shot with an A-10

    • @aflyingrat3969
      @aflyingrat3969 Před 3 lety +2

      @@freelanserns187 it was a russianbadger reference

  • @DieselBoulder
    @DieselBoulder Před 4 lety +1256

    Objection!! Calling the area 51 Stormers "idiots"... albeit accurate, but probably argumentative?

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion Před 4 lety +46

      Yes it is.

    • @JSTrudel
      @JSTrudel Před 4 lety +66

      Sustained! Case closed!

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 Před 4 lety +49

      It would be argumentative if it wasn't, you know, the point. For example, the entire point of the phrase "Naturo-runners" was to be as idiotic as possible so that it would wrap around the spectrum and be funny

    • @RevJ7
      @RevJ7 Před 4 lety

      Uh, I would say you're an idiot.

    • @quintavious2482
      @quintavious2482 Před 4 lety +29

      I object your sustaining the objection! Misuse of character! Badgering the witness! Permission to approach the Sidebar! Granted...and objected! Hearsay! Filibuster! Non admissible injunction! You must acquit the exculpatory evidence! And above all, you can’t handle the truth!!!

  • @poeterritory
    @poeterritory Před 4 lety +897

    "Now obviously, aliens have never come to planet earth."
    Sounds like a cover up!

    • @trin3052
      @trin3052 Před 4 lety +29

      Even the lawyers have been compromised!?
      Initiate contingency 7-D12!

    • @kellyloganme
      @kellyloganme Před 4 lety +13

      It does seem a bit jarring when he otherwise is rather cautious with his language and assumptions, then makes an absolutist statement like this without a hint of proof. It comes off as one of those hedging kind of statements meant to deflect criticism.

    • @Jarmundx
      @Jarmundx Před 4 lety +9

      @@kellyloganme it was just a dumb segway into his sponsor (curiousity stream) lmao

    • @julianw7097
      @julianw7097 Před 4 lety

      @USA#1 !! There is difference between burden of proof in law vs BoP in philosophy.

    • @ithinkitsaurus
      @ithinkitsaurus Před 4 lety +2

      I always suspected LegalEagle was a reptilian

  • @PSIgmr
    @PSIgmr Před 4 lety +801

    Area 51 guards: YEAH THIS BASKETBALL GAME IS SICK
    Cameraman: knocks on window
    Area 51 Gaurds: OH CRAP THE ALIENS GOT OUT

    • @deadcelebrity
      @deadcelebrity Před 4 lety +39

      They were watching 'March Madness' if I recall correctly. A few years ago some regulations on employees at the base were relaxed and one of them was they could get satellite TV (both for the guard posts and the tralers where researchers stay when its too much hassle to commute everyday) and the BBC crew just happened to show up when all the guards were watching the game. They have motion/seismic sensors in the ground around the base but those go off all the time due to rabbits, coyotes, and a nearby dairy farm (seriously) so most of the time the warning lights for those are ignored, thats how the BBC crew got right up to the gate. Word from a friend who works in the aerospace industry and has friends who work or have worked at 51 EVERY guard was fired over that incident.

    • @FireWrathAK
      @FireWrathAK Před 3 lety +8

      @@deadcelebrity OUCH! So are they still allowed to watch TV or did that regulation get un-relaxed?

    • @deadcelebrity
      @deadcelebrity Před 3 lety +10

      @@FireWrathAK As far as I know the guard buildings no longer have sat TV as a result.

  • @RuhelSSJ4
    @RuhelSSJ4 Před 3 lety +73

    Well now that people have raided the capital building so easily, potentially the Area 51 raid could have been much worse.

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 Před 4 lety +1923

    My worry is if one of the idiots who tries to “storm” the place brings a gun. Then I fear the response could escalate from “stopping a bunch of idiots from entering a secure area” to “repelling an armed assault on a military base”

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch Před 4 lety +95

      i hope this happens. Peak USA.

    • @ElectricMusicianDude
      @ElectricMusicianDude Před 4 lety +125

      Um holy shit I hope that doesn't happen but it's definitely going to happen.

    • @davespringer777
      @davespringer777 Před 4 lety +29

      I've seen the Darwin comment on a lot of "dumb people" videos. I think it would fit perfectly for the person you are worrying about.

    • @247tubefan
      @247tubefan Před 4 lety +16

      That would be Awesome if that happened.

    • @randomizer1666
      @randomizer1666 Před 4 lety +145

      I'll be perfectly blunt here, as a former soldier, if I had been on guard duty, instructed to try to use non-lethal force if at all possible, and I saw someone with so much as a baseball bat approaching another soldier, the NLAs would go out the window and it would become a live fire event. There isn't even a question in my mind about it. I don't like the idea of hurting someone who is just being a jackass and means no real harm, but I will protect my brothers and sisters in arms, and I would expect no less from them. I will also say this, no soldier in the history of the military has ever been court martialed for defending government property with excessive force, we might get a stern talking to, but there will be no other discipline.

  • @ctothaz
    @ctothaz Před 4 lety +1466

    This presents a great business opportunity. I'll be selling "I Stormed Area 51" t-shirts a nearby booth.

    • @MsJubjubbird
      @MsJubjubbird Před 4 lety +203

      A great business opportunity would be for the criminal lawyers to be waiting outside and giving out their business card to people

    • @IronmanV5
      @IronmanV5 Před 4 lety +68

      @Kevin Lee Or,
      "I Stormed Area 51 And All I Got Was A Rubber Bullet to the Junk"

    • @uhmoopsie381
      @uhmoopsie381 Před 4 lety +16

      Nah "hands up don't shoot"

    • @Alex-rj8vl
      @Alex-rj8vl Před 4 lety +5

      Why haven’t I thought of this ?😂🤦‍♀️

    • @tokutickler
      @tokutickler Před 4 lety +23

      "I stormed Area 51 and OW! MY BALLS!"

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker Před 4 lety +27

    Occam's Teacup: "The simplest explanation is Aliens."
    Because it rests in a Saucer.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Před 2 lety

      This made me laugh. The razor Hanlon uses to shave must also be stored in the cabinet with Occam's Teacup.

  • @abandonator
    @abandonator Před 3 lety +21

    I think after last days' events we all know we'd just happily wander in there and get a tourist tour.

  • @deltasquad8817
    @deltasquad8817 Před 4 lety +1311

    Bruh...They're hiding Victoria's secret and I want to know

  • @Rayan42069
    @Rayan42069 Před 4 lety +1572

    Forget area 51. Invade Bermuda triangle.. It can't sink us all

    • @allycat7105
      @allycat7105 Před 4 lety +63

      Best comment

    • @sillykyle17
      @sillykyle17 Před 4 lety +168

      Storm The Ocean: It can't drown all of us

    • @itaga3569
      @itaga3569 Před 4 lety +79

      Hell yeah brother, there's not enough water to drown all of us

    • @ashtyn3469
      @ashtyn3469 Před 4 lety +8

      no subscribers That’s what I was thinking!😌💅💅💅

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes it could

  • @cat-.-
    @cat-.- Před 3 lety +26

    > Engineer
    > "It produced a gravitational field *while it is running*"
    Nope, the guy is not an engineer

  • @chelseanoble263
    @chelseanoble263 Před 3 lety +115

    God I miss when storming Area 51 was the biggest headline.

    • @mrbibu5856
      @mrbibu5856 Před 3 lety +2

      Stfu

    • @Parkourre
      @Parkourre Před 2 lety +1

      Objection! This individual has the first amendment right!

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi Před 4 lety +265

    Objection: We would all be under cardboard boxes and therefore never get caught.

    • @Evello37
      @Evello37 Před 4 lety +57

      !

    • @usul573
      @usul573 Před 4 lety +30

      It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

    • @rm9308
      @rm9308 Před 4 lety +25

      Snake?
      Snaaaaaaaaake!

    • @justin-ch1bn
      @justin-ch1bn Před 4 lety +9

      Huh? It's just a box

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine Před 4 lety +4

      Plan B: raid Shadow Moses.

  • @wafkt
    @wafkt Před 4 lety +513

    “... and confirming once again, that the lawyers are the real American heroes...”
    How long have you been wanting to use that line?

  • @LickingGuy
    @LickingGuy Před 4 lety +388

    I took the AREA 51 WARNING SIGN home!!! Buried In My BACKYARD!!!

    • @LegalEagle
      @LegalEagle  Před 4 lety +315

      I didn’t cover that...but that’s theft

    • @LickingGuy
      @LickingGuy Před 4 lety +129

      @@LegalEagle :( Please don't let anyone know where it is,.. btw love your ch.

    • @atashgallagher1631
      @atashgallagher1631 Před 3 lety +49

      dont let it rust away underground, get it sealed, and re buried.

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate Před 3 lety +13

      THE ARMED FORCES ARE AFTER YOU NOW!

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris Před 3 lety +57

      There isn’t a sign saying ‘don’t steal the signs’! ...unless that was the sign you stole

  • @lifeandtimesofjonathanharr172

    Area 51 is actually a recreation site for the legendary Chuck Norris.

  • @filastyle84
    @filastyle84 Před 4 lety +246

    *Guy who started the group* - "...What have I done??"

    • @Usoda_
      @Usoda_ Před 4 lety +27

      Imagine the guilt the guy would feel if several thousands of people get massacred.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 Před 4 lety +33

      @@Usoda_ He's not responsible for grown adults behaviour. He shouldn't feel guilty that so many people are so hyped to win a Darwin award.

    • @TwilightRogue15
      @TwilightRogue15 Před 4 lety +9

      ...And THIS is the problem with 'meme culture'. There's nothing wrong with memes, but people should think about what they are saying or doing before they do it. Common sense is vanishing under the 'it's just a prank/meme' mentality.

    • @Usoda_
      @Usoda_ Před 4 lety

      @@gwenwalravens8030 He shouldm't but we don't know if he will or not since humans tend to be illogical. I doubt anyone dumb enough to charge Area 51 would know what a Darwin award is.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 Před 4 lety

      @@Usoda_ Sadly that's true. People in large groups behave as idiots. If a large enough group starts charging, the others will follow. On the other hand, I doubt they'll sue 'true' Americans so close to the elections even if it is an act of treason.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 4 lety +809

    *Taps forehead*
    Can't get in trouble with the government if you die from the thousands of bullets from the area 51 guards

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane Před 4 lety +14

      thousands? thats a waste of tax payer money (tho the military is kinda over funded). You just need 1-5 depending on the distance.

    • @alejandromolina7270
      @alejandromolina7270 Před 4 lety +7

      Are you a Time Lord?

    • @Sonic7589
      @Sonic7589 Před 4 lety +14

      Rodrigo Parra Palma you must be new around here. He is the grand elder of CZcams

    • @paulheap1982
      @paulheap1982 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ceresbane just one. Fire one in the air, I gaurantee those weebs will run crying back. 😂

    • @kalebramirez7327
      @kalebramirez7327 Před 4 lety +2

      Justin Y. You're back! I missed seeing you everywhere xD

  • @nathen4171
    @nathen4171 Před 3 lety +12

    “There wouldn’t be a trial, they’d be dead” Such a Marine response lol Semper Fi Sir!

  • @malasorte5953
    @malasorte5953 Před 3 lety +37

    It was a simpler time back then in 2019, wasn't it

  • @AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat
    @AmishGangsterWith_a_Hellcat Před 4 lety +103

    Area 51 raid: *literally happens*
    Cemeteries: *stonks*

  • @bigstunna2049
    @bigstunna2049 Před 4 lety +1436

    1970: one day we'll have flying cars
    2019 Sept. 20th: well that day has come

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 Před 4 lety +36

      This is the first time i liked one of these kinds of comments..

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 Před 4 lety +26

      @@TimTime10 good I tried to change up the formula

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 Před 4 lety +12

      @@bigstunna2049 Well it has been in need of changing for years. If you've seen one you've seen them all.

    • @philipbird705
      @philipbird705 Před 4 lety +5

      In the 1950's in Canada AVRO (AV. ROE) built a flying car lol

    • @kaleidoscope3234
      @kaleidoscope3234 Před 4 lety +5

      but we already have flying car for commercial, but nobody buying them.

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 Před 4 lety +8

    1. Has a title and thumbnail inviting conspiracy theorists to click on his video.
    2. Starts his episode with the format of the usual conspiracy theory film, down to the building of the creepy music and adding fear to every hypothetical.
    3. Calls conspiracy theorists who would actually try raiding Area 51 “a bunch of idiots”
    I love this channel.

  • @toyertries7605
    @toyertries7605 Před 3 lety +7

    This video hits different after the capitol raid

  • @bellaisinhere
    @bellaisinhere Před 4 lety +217

    “They wouldn’t be tried anywhere because they’d be dead, so there’s that. Good bye everyone!” 😂

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch Před 4 lety +2

      Bella LeForce 1 million dumb freeloaders.

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Před 4 lety +9

      *laughing at 6600 rounds per minute*

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Před 4 lety +3

      Your quote is correct. You win.

    • @paddyofurniture9523
      @paddyofurniture9523 Před 4 lety +1

      @Sonny And you're a nobody, stfu and go troll somewhere else

  • @jacopclark4403
    @jacopclark4403 Před 4 lety +496

    America protects itself from America (2019 colorized)

  • @ClutchMonkey6969
    @ClutchMonkey6969 Před 4 lety +10

    Prisoner 1: why u in here
    Prisoner 2: i killed 20 people and robbed a bank, you?
    Prisoner 1: i stormed area 51 while naruto running

  • @abdulla-Xshe4ro
    @abdulla-Xshe4ro Před 4 lety +25

    Facebook: 2 million people are gonna storm area fifty one
    Reality: 200 peoples oh yeah

  • @almondpotato9483
    @almondpotato9483 Před 4 lety +364

    "...an actual invasion would be met with multiple levels of non-lethal force, in ascending levels of brutality."
    I don't know why, but I really love this quote. So, I am going to hang it up on my door to keep people out.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls Před 4 lety +11

      The first wave should be made up of lawyers, they'll take one for the team.

    • @theeholygoalie
      @theeholygoalie Před 4 lety +1

      Sounds like lyrics to a Bolt Thrower song

    • @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739
      @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739 Před 4 lety +8

      And it's every troop's wet dream come true. When I was in the Canadian infantry, we did riot control training for the possibility of having to support law enforcement if something like this happened. I tell you, nothing...NOTHING would be more satisfying that dawning the riot control gear, with gas masks, tear gas, riot shields, bean bags and batons beating common sense into stupid people. Every guard at Area 51 is lining up for the chance to volunteer to be present for that day!

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls Před 4 lety +6

      +Dost Thou Even Logic Brethren? That's really disturbing, actually.

    • @malcolmwolfe8879
      @malcolmwolfe8879 Před 4 lety

      Ha...until they get within Lethal Range, seriously, they literally just killed some guy for running at the gate in January

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews Před 4 lety +747

    "They wouldn't be tried anywhere, because they would be dead". LOL

    • @YaKnowWhatIming
      @YaKnowWhatIming Před 4 lety +2

      Never thought I'd see you here haha, I agree though

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 Před 4 lety +19

      Of course they'd be tried!
      *In the afterlife.*

    • @endzordays
      @endzordays Před 4 lety +16

      That was basically my immediate thought when I first read an article about them planning to storm Area 51 basically. "Yeah that's a good way to get shot".

    • @SuperMarioTomma95
      @SuperMarioTomma95 Před 4 lety +8

      @@doctorsnakeeater1997 Not the Naruto Runners. While everyone dies they'll get in and free the aliens. At that point aliens will use their technology to resuscitate the dead people to thank us. This is a solid plan.

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ Před 4 lety

      Wouldn't be a good look tho to kill a giant horde of unarmed citizens.

  • @seanki98
    @seanki98 Před 3 lety +5

    Area 51 keeps the 10th dentist that does not recommend your toothpaste

  • @gabrielswan1788
    @gabrielswan1788 Před 4 lety +12

    "they can't stop all of us"
    Haha A-10 Warthog go brrrrrrt

    • @Acenin11
      @Acenin11 Před 3 lety +1

      mk 19 automatic grenade launcher is a lot cheaper

    • @playervsk
      @playervsk Před 3 lety +1

      @@Acenin11 but that brrrrrrrrrrrt is way more satisfying

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna Před 2 lety

      "no full auto in the desert"
      thats not full auto this is
      _BRRRRRRRRRRT_
      DAYUM BRO OKAY

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom Před 4 lety +1527

    If everyone is distracted with Area 51, I'm gonna be logical and not join the bandwagon. I'll do things of my own.
    **Raids the Pentagon instead**

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 Před 4 lety +89

      Christopher Moon gets shot 300000 times by US National guard, army, Air Force, navy, coastguard, and police. Event still being investigated.

    • @zinaliadesousa1115
      @zinaliadesousa1115 Před 4 lety +17

      Fed up.... instead?

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Před 4 lety +82

      Probably more likely to succeed anyhow. There's a commonly told story of a russian bypassing the security guard by following in a group of employees and flashing a green card similar to the ID cards of actual employees of the time. The guard was fired and the russian agent caught but hey, no weapons or breaking in was needed.

    • @stevendorsey4850
      @stevendorsey4850 Před 4 lety +13

      Congratulations, you've gotten a collection of really nicely upholstered furniture, and an angry, Russian woman chasing you. ;)

    • @Shinku_no_sanbun
      @Shinku_no_sanbun Před 4 lety +43

      It's all a ruse; they're actually going to raid Area 52

  • @nubsicle4109
    @nubsicle4109 Před 4 lety +547

    Make sure to bring your torches and beds so the guards can't spawn and so you can respawn.

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz Před 4 lety +11

    I’ve been binge watching all these videos and it kinda makes me wanna be a lawyer. Just watching someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and the rules to a T is so intriguing. And I also know who I’d get to be my lawyer if I ever went to NYC

  • @maxuniverse6002
    @maxuniverse6002 Před 4 lety +18

    day if the raid:
    "mission failed, well get em next time...."

  • @hillbillydiva1309
    @hillbillydiva1309 Před 4 lety +388

    Also publicly setting a date and time means if the government is hiding anything in area 51 they have more than enough time to move everything.

    • @scottbrown2252
      @scottbrown2252 Před 4 lety +100

      Dang, we gotta storm Area 52!

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Před 4 lety +34

      Or, more easily: bring in a bunch of personnel and equipment (non-lethal and lethal) to repel the would-be stormers.

    • @progandy
      @progandy Před 4 lety +22

      @Andrew Velonis: And to play along, "camouflage" that equipment so that it looks alien.

    • @LordGdawg
      @LordGdawg Před 4 lety +12

      This. All of this.

    • @o76923
      @o76923 Před 4 lety +17

      The most compelling explanation I've heard for what's in area 51 is that it's the Lockheed skunkworks given that all the aircraft confirmed to have been developed there are produced by Lockheed.
      I would imagine that it's difficult to move lots of aviation R&D equipment.

  • @erikkovacs3097
    @erikkovacs3097 Před 4 lety +377

    2 million have signed up on Facebook? That's about 6 people in real life so no big deal.

    • @PeterRue
      @PeterRue Před 4 lety +19

      The towns near by are hiring bands and clearing land for people to camp out on. Woodstock 2.0.

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality Před 4 lety +3

      @Foot L Johnson
      There really isn't anything special about A51. There are no aliens present. Besides it's been overly commercialized as being the supposed safe place and cornerstone for alien activity, when the truth, is less believable. The alien conventions are filled with UAs because they don't want anyone in A51 other than those allowed to be there and to misdirect people from going there. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the military changed bases secretly, which is why they answered the FOIA.

    • @Lowlandlord
      @Lowlandlord Před 4 lety

      And many of those people are Russians trying to disrupt the US, they're probably not gonna show up.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 Před 4 lety +2

      Almost 2000 did show up. More than most people suspected.

    • @erikkovacs3097
      @erikkovacs3097 Před 4 lety

      @@mennograafmans1595 Not to the front gate. I think that was about 25.

  • @detectivesnickers6176
    @detectivesnickers6176 Před 4 lety +4

    Someone: is driving on the highway that leads to Area 51
    Me (singing horribly in the background): HIGHWAY TO THE DANGERZONE

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 Před 3 lety +4

    8:19 I love how "installation" is also on the list to explain "military installation" :D

  • @FTW1013
    @FTW1013 Před 4 lety +558

    "Trying to kill federal agents can result in serious prison time"..you dont say

    • @Red-eu3iz
      @Red-eu3iz Před 4 lety +3

      Jimbo Bimbo underrated response

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits Před 4 lety +3

      Depends on how much money you have

    • @brazeiar9672
      @brazeiar9672 Před 4 lety +5

      Trying to kill 2 million civilians is a genocide and a crime against humanity. This is comparable to the number of Jews that Hitler murdered in WW2. This makes shooting federal agents look like a traffic ticket. Not that federal agents guard Area 51, which is guarded by an LV based private security guard company. Side note, running on live runways is prohibited, though you will get away with it in Area 51 the government wouldn't be nearly as forgiving were you to pull the same stunt at JFK or Heathrow.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Před 4 lety +2

      Jimbo Bimbo If you don't get caught there is no jail time. That's why it "can" lead to jail

    • @seand7042
      @seand7042 Před 4 lety

      Or death

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson Před 4 lety +870

    The Air Force, 1989: "Sorry Bob, were gonna cut your pension. Nothing you can do will make us regret our decision."
    Bob Lazar: "Hold my beer."

    • @aureliustratos3268
      @aureliustratos3268 Před 4 lety +22

      you can see how they trying to discredit him. A few weeks before bob was on the JRE there was a book writer that claimed thal all the flying saucers were a russian confusion startegy. With a source even from within.

    • @vovin8132
      @vovin8132 Před 4 lety +10

      @@aureliustratos3268 The post-WWII flying saucers were Soviet-made, based on Nazi prototypes. There is no coincidence that one of them happened to crash right near the base with the U2 project, of which was of critical importance to American military affairs against the USSR. It was the US Air Force who hired the media relations guy to publicly discredit the US Air Force itself by claiming that this was an alien aircraft, and the rest is just mass social cognitive dissonance (aka effective psyops).

    • @Nerdiness1985
      @Nerdiness1985 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol i doubt the US air force spent much time on him.
      With all the resources at manpower at their disposal...........this is supposed to them putting actual effort into it?
      I doubt anyone actually gives a shit except the people in the public really hoping aliens exist and have managed to crash land their technology like a bunch of morons who can't navigate our solar system.

    • @ERROR-fr7to
      @ERROR-fr7to Před 4 lety +4

      @@aureliustratos3268 With how advanced these aliens are supposed to be how are we able to have them imprisoned with our relatively primative technology? Or lets say we have kidnapped them and they are actually from an advanced species are we supposed to believe their people haven't come looking for them or attempted a rescue?

    • @fheedpexx9267
      @fheedpexx9267 Před 4 lety

      Why would they regret anything? Seems like a sane move to get rid of him, especially with all the crap he's been saying. Like imagine that guy working on something important.
      And what's your reasoning even. Surely it's good for them that he takes focus away from what they are actually doing and that idiots believe there is alien stuff going on there.

  • @dreninho5691
    @dreninho5691 Před 4 lety +4

    "what would happen?" is something that I ask myself often, in regards to legal repercussions. This is a neat channel.

  • @mjisabelle18
    @mjisabelle18 Před 3 lety +36

    This hits differently after the events of January 6, 2021.

    • @CzarYe
      @CzarYe Před 3 lety +2

      ????

    • @Yintalk
      @Yintalk Před 3 lety

      @@CzarYe the government pretty much released a video of a ufo spacecraft

    • @Slavior47
      @Slavior47 Před 3 lety +1

      @@CzarYe A group of rioters stormed the capital

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 3 lety

      @@Yintalk What?

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 3 lety

      @@Slavior47 Yes, the comment below this explained this one.

  • @devonrusinek5807
    @devonrusinek5807 Před 4 lety +503

    Wouldn't it be something if this all was a brilliant marketing campaign by that hotel in Rachel, NV?

    • @Cg23sailor
      @Cg23sailor Před 4 lety +21

      Not far fetched at all, and i believe it is fact. Just not by the residents of Rachel.
      That asshat who created the Facebook "joke" knew it would go viral and is now "claiming" that he is trying to turn it around by turning it into a burning man type music festival.called "Alienstock".
      I guarantee you Alienstock was planned all along and the joke was a way to get viral free publicity.

    • @30noir
      @30noir Před 4 lety +23

      @@Cg23sailor Maybe he doesn't want to go to jail for conspiracy to incite violence & commit murder.

    • @joeblow2063
      @joeblow2063 Před 4 lety +4

      @You Wish Damn - you've got it all figured. Now, hurry upstairs, I think your mom has lunch ready! Pretty sure she removed the crust from the PB&J just the way you like it!

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 Před 4 lety

      @You Wish WHOOSH!

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 Před 4 lety

      *Big brains*

  • @pfd_mark_taylor
    @pfd_mark_taylor Před 4 lety +102

    A+ for intro drama

  • @IMPREZvWRX
    @IMPREZvWRX Před 3 lety +20

    Objection: we found out a couple of weeks ago what happens when a crowd storms a government facility: the guards move the barricades, and the sitting president tells you he loves you.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 Před 2 lety +4

      We literally came that close to Truml being able to declare Martial Law. If the insurrectionists has successfully killed enough elected officials in the Senate and Congress,the government as we know it,the constitution as we knew it wouldn't have been able to function,and Donald would have been able to assume complete control.
      Of course,the Governors could appoint new Senators and special elections would be held to a point new congressman,but for a period of time "trump Regime" would be an unironic statement.

    • @zoomer9686
      @zoomer9686 Před rokem

      was that when antifa stormed the portland federal courthouse and tried to burn everyone inside to death? it wasn't the president who told them he loved them, it was mayor Ted Wheeler

  • @spudthepug
    @spudthepug Před 3 lety +3

    I wonder if your Marine friend used the military phrase “Play stupid games, get stupid prizes” when referring to this event.

  • @tron3entertainment
    @tron3entertainment Před 4 lety +878

    The REAL secret is how did Bob Lazar keep the same style glasses for 30 years?

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu Před 4 lety +35

      Lets just assume he has been wearing the same pair of glasses for 30 years.

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 Před 4 lety +22

      the real question is why do some people believe someone trying to pretend he's a physicist whitout knowing basic middleschool physics
      I mean if you're gonna make up fun scifi stories or lies
      at least make up lies that aren't just gibberish
      his ideas aren't controversial
      they are plain gibberish

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 Před 4 lety +4

      he's a basking shark

    • @doomngloom9088
      @doomngloom9088 Před 4 lety +20

      @@JulianDanzerHAL9001 Maybe my interpretation is overly charitable, but I've always believed he was insane and delusional rather than an intentional liar.
      His stories remain relatively consistent, he tells them with conviction, and he passed a polygraph test given by an expert indicating that he most likely believes his story.

    • @JulianDanzerHAL9001
      @JulianDanzerHAL9001 Před 4 lety +7

      @@doomngloom9088 well, he very well might be
      a completely sane scheming/opporunistic liar would make... at least slightly less nonsensical stories

  • @ThomasFlansburg
    @ThomasFlansburg Před 4 lety +184

    Perhaps the military should take the threat another way. Maybe they should have a 'UFO' festival/carnival with inflatable ships and aliens.

    • @Zer0cul0
      @Zer0cul0 Před 4 lety +16

      I mean there have got to be some geat parties one way or another. This way the air force can decide where they want us, either right next to the gate or far enough away.
      Far enough away that anyone who then decides to go on to area 51 can be taken down in staggered waves of police and camo dudes.

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Před 4 lety +3

      The military is meant to protect the country and being a symbol of this protection. Being such a symbol implies a great seriousness and a clear separation with the civilians so that the image remains as strong as possible. They have various rules preventing them from being friendly or joking with civilians unfortunately. So while a festival/carnaval would be a lovely occasion, it's as likely as having 20 random people storming Area 51 without anything but their clothes :/

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před 4 lety

      @UCStQ84iLSsLO_i6c5Gim6jQ Yup, these civvies have never heard of the grog bowl obviously.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Před 4 lety

      Thib; lol then how come their (totally doesn't exist) listening post in alaska back in the 70's trolled some Urakanian(?) merchent/marines shippers with run of the mill supplies to ankrage so the myth goes: dude tells mainland to turn the lights on, and move so the can dock, mainland says no you move, and so they went back and forth till mainland told them: you know your off course and careening twards the ground right. (wahh wah wah waah wah wawahwhwahaaah)-> so the trobone cartoon sound doesn't translate to text. Oh and they trolled SeaHaven(numerous times) and reportedly have had great fun trolling varius presidents while they do inspections and general tours.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Před 4 lety

      Tristian^ that^

  • @yedi2117
    @yedi2117 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the Animanics quote Yakko “goodnight everyone” 11:27

  • @dvlad2693
    @dvlad2693 Před 4 lety

    holy crap. very thorough research was made for this video. you can really tell what a difference a great lawyer makes

  • @matthewschad6649
    @matthewschad6649 Před 4 lety +668

    When you almost make it into Area 51 because the guards were watching Basketball.

    • @qweasdzxcname
      @qweasdzxcname Před 4 lety +34

      why not ? area 51 is a base in nevada. its extremely rare for anything to happen there. in these bases soldiers almost completely forget their duty.
      in iraq, soldiers are on alert. inside united states borders MANY soldiers are not, especially in deserts.

    • @futuramayeah
      @futuramayeah Před 4 lety +29

      just dress up as a pizza guy and say it's for the head of the base

    • @zuccyamom8485
      @zuccyamom8485 Před 4 lety +17

      futuramayeah dress up as a pizza guy and say "it's for E.T."

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 Před 4 lety +6

      @@zuccyamom8485 GENIUS

    • @V1z10n
      @V1z10n Před 4 lety

      Should had went during football season.

  • @ranwolf1240
    @ranwolf1240 Před 4 lety +696

    Internet: They can't stop us all
    USAF: A-10 Warthog.gif

    • @davidinhawaii9243
      @davidinhawaii9243 Před 4 lety +10

      We used to have A-10's at Battle Creek ANG Base.

    • @palehorse24681
      @palehorse24681 Před 4 lety +4

      Seems like they can lmao

    • @ericmcdonkey
      @ericmcdonkey Před 4 lety +25

      Internet: they can't stop us all
      Area 51 :Just the sound of a minigun spinning up never fires a shot
      Internet:backs away slowly for 4 steps then turns and Naruto runs home as fast as possible

    • @bamfbabybamf
      @bamfbabybamf Před 4 lety +4

      There's more idiots than there are rounds they can't get em all

    • @tristanmorris9432
      @tristanmorris9432 Před 4 lety +7

      They likely wouldn't be willing to though. Imagine the scandal for killing that many people, justly or not.

  • @ThunderSkull214
    @ThunderSkull214 Před 4 lety +24

    what everyone going to the event expected to happen: the sound of alien cheek clapping
    what the rest of the word {or mostly just me}: *.50cal reloading noises*

  • @whatsforsupa
    @whatsforsupa Před 2 lety +2

    People storm the capitol: nothing
    People storm Area 51: “we are ready to protect America”

  • @CRemy-pk1fh
    @CRemy-pk1fh Před 4 lety +444

    What we actually looking for in Area 51 :
    -catgirls
    -one dentist that doesn't recomended toothpaste
    -Half Life 3
    -Portal 3

  • @michaeldesanta977
    @michaeldesanta977 Před 4 lety +124

    *OBJECTION!:* 12:08 The term is "Less Lethal", not "Less Than Lethal" because Less Lethal munitions still occasionally kill people.

  • @loreleiloriestone9179
    @loreleiloriestone9179 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love that the Area 51 raid was basically just a party. Much better than that other time ppl talked about raiding government property.

  • @crystaljeffbabeeey
    @crystaljeffbabeeey Před 3 lety

    I've binge watched sooo many of these videos. They are so fascinating.

  • @fim-43redeye31
    @fim-43redeye31 Před 4 lety +1153

    Fun fact, the best way to get into Area 51 is to join the Air Force and prove yourself trustworthy.

    • @selehadinhabesi3855
      @selehadinhabesi3855 Před 4 lety +98

      Good ol infiltration
      I am in

    • @purplefire2834
      @purplefire2834 Před 4 lety +89

      That was our backup plan, you're going to give us away!

    • @adamgilligan6898
      @adamgilligan6898 Před 4 lety +64

      Build a flying saucer and fly over area 51 and when they shoot you down then they will take you inside and you will get to see every thing.

    • @fallingpetunias9046
      @fallingpetunias9046 Před 4 lety +16

      @@adamgilligan6898 Worked for my friend, Jacobo. They had inhibitions about teleporter technology after discussing Star Trek, so went with the flying saucer idea. Of course, now I have to get the idiot out. Just glad phase 1 took hold.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 Před 4 lety +5

      are there any undercover kyles on the inside?

  • @septegram
    @septegram Před 4 lety +265

    "Obviously, aliens have never come to Planet Earth."
    "Objection! Speculation, your Honor. We do not know if aliens have or have not visited this planet; speculation on the matter is (a) beyond the scope of this trial ... I mean video, and (b) outside the witness' admittedly substantial expertise. He is an attorney, not a SETI expert."

    • @o76923
      @o76923 Před 4 lety +37

      If aliens visited earth, the US would know about it. If the US had records on it, Trump would have found out about it. If Trump found out about it, he would have tweeted about it.
      Since he hasn't tweeted about it, we can be confident that aliens haven't visited earth.

    • @sirkana
      @sirkana Před 4 lety +8

      Also if they actually visited millions of years ago and left having found nothing of interest we would never know.

    • @gwills9337
      @gwills9337 Před 4 lety +24

      @@o76923 you've just described precisely why they wouldn't tell Trump about it.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 Před 4 lety +5

      @@o76923 why would the any one know. The most likely method of observation would be small probe, built to be stealthy and could still be around just watching us

    • @davidbryant276
      @davidbryant276 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sirkana there was a documentary called ancient aliens that provided compelling proof that aliens visited in the past, like thousands of years ago.

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru Před 3 lety +4

    2:10 My brain interpreted 'U2' as CZcams', and I was very confused for a moment.

  • @p1sc3s4
    @p1sc3s4 Před 4 lety +7

    Everyone else during the NBA Finals: *watches the games
    Me during the NBA Finals:
    *Hops on a plane to Nevada

  • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
    @TheUltimatePositionOfPower Před 4 lety +493

    Of course use the footage of him wearing a Naruto headband.
    *I WANT TO BELIEVE IT*

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine Před 4 lety +9

      "It's the photo he used on his linkedin profile"

    • @dissymorgan1103
      @dissymorgan1103 Před 4 lety +8

      Not just a headband but an Akatsuki robe as well. He's a right proper lad.

    • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
      @TheUltimatePositionOfPower Před 4 lety +2

      It does make sense tho. Kaguya DID come from space.

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 Před 4 lety

      Okay, I’ll say it...
      Naruto: “BE - LIEVE IT!”

  • @JVS_T
    @JVS_T Před 4 lety +760

    Area 51 has the other 98% of 2% milk ○_○

    • @subscribefornoreason7390
      @subscribefornoreason7390 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah, lets raid it.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy Před 4 lety +61

      Area 51 is holding all our socks we’ve lost in dryers...and the cure for the common cold...and Donald Trump’s hairstylist.

    • @skull8093
      @skull8093 Před 4 lety +10

      You do realize you can just buy whole milk right. Like the percentage is just fat content.

    • @subscribefornoreason7390
      @subscribefornoreason7390 Před 4 lety +27

      @@skull8093 genius, leaking the grocery facts. Thanks, hope you don't get exposed by your coworkers.

    • @KyroLime
      @KyroLime Před 4 lety +6

      Aka whole milk

  • @Asidders
    @Asidders Před 4 lety

    You summarised what has happened perfectly. Nice!

  • @noahark1822
    @noahark1822 Před 3 lety

    I got a curiousty stream ad with you in it while watching this and I was like huh that's a sudden tone shift

  • @MilesDouglasGarrett
    @MilesDouglasGarrett Před 4 lety +481

    but like, you didn't take the Naruto run into consideration

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 4 lety +3

      loolol

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 Před 4 lety +30

      How fast do they actually go in Naruto? Considering Kakashi was capable of not only reacting to lightning in motion, but also strike at it before it was over, and he was considered a kage level ninja, you'd have to imagine that other characters of similar, or greater tier, would be able to perform similar feats.
      So, for the sake of fun, how would the US military deal with thousands of civilians capable of running and manoeuvering at close to, or surpassing, the speed of lightning (assuming that bthey also had the material composition to not die from the various forces enacted upon their bodies and the energy to keep it up for the full duration of the raid)?

    • @davespringer777
      @davespringer777 Před 4 lety +5

      @@rawovunlapin8201 at mach 3, the sr71 hits temperatures up to 480 degrees Celsius or 900 farenheit. The speed of light is more than double that, so they would have to be naked to avoid clothing fires.

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill Před 4 lety +3

      A fair point. Defense could claim psychosis or insanity, requesting a lightened or altered sentence...

    • @djoetma
      @djoetma Před 4 lety

      @@rawovunlapin8201 Kakashi wasn't kage level as far as that's a thing, since he was kage in his weakest state.

  • @immortalis1001
    @immortalis1001 Před 4 lety +973

    "It is illegal to kill or attempt to kill a federal agent." -- Well, as far as I know my noisy neighbor is not a federal agent so I am buying a sledge hammer and having some fun tonight.

    • @thehomiedani927
      @thehomiedani927 Před 4 lety +54

      I like the way you think

    • @shaik100_
      @shaik100_ Před 4 lety +44

      He might be your FBI agent or someone else’s fbi agent so...

    • @chrisrawr6177
      @chrisrawr6177 Před 4 lety +3

      Honestly i have to wonder if that law is just there to make even self defense illegal in that situation as murdering anyone is already illegal anyway...

    • @BrandonNolet
      @BrandonNolet Před 4 lety +1

      @@chrisrawr6177 That's what I was just about to say. It's probably to declare self defense out of the question

    • @Abstract_zx
      @Abstract_zx Před 4 lety +2

      ... or is he?

  • @danielcox7629
    @danielcox7629 Před 4 lety +27

    How to fight back against aliens, cough on them.

    • @ahumanperson8192
      @ahumanperson8192 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh boy, that'd keep more than just the aliens away

    • @blackdeath4u
      @blackdeath4u Před 4 lety +4

      HOW TF IS THIS COMMENT 9 MONTHS OLD?!
      Get in here boys, i found a time traveling alien!

    • @nerd1000ify
      @nerd1000ify Před 3 lety

      #HGWells

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 Před 3 lety

      @@blackdeath4u Because it was in reference to War between the Worlds, not the coronavirus