ASMR | Lynette At A Funeral

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  • čas přidán 12. 04. 2017
  • "Making a Murderer" coming to Camden? Maybe so, if Lynette has anything to say about it!

Komentáře • 82

  • @alyssawisneskii7434
    @alyssawisneskii7434 Před 7 lety +45

    I love how Lynette talks trash then crystal comes over "Hey honey.... im so sorry for your loss" *crystal walks away* shes totally guilty" *rolls eyes* 😂😂

  • @Bree548
    @Bree548 Před 7 lety +37

    This is so realistic I can't believe it's actually one woman and a camera

  • @margiehandler3427
    @margiehandler3427 Před 7 lety +83

    omg...only Lynette can make a funeral funny...I thought I was gona choke my ginger ale when you mentioned the 30 % coupon

  • @WhisperAudiosASMR
    @WhisperAudiosASMR Před 7 lety +9

    Someone give this lady an Oscar! Improv skills like a PRO! I live for this! xx

  • @katiesanders2990
    @katiesanders2990 Před 7 lety +84

    I saw the title and all I thought was "Oh god..."

  • @Hope-il7xx
    @Hope-il7xx Před 7 lety +17

    'He was doing a whole lot of special deliveries after that'
    I'm dying this is hilarious 😂 haha

  • @mwritesabout
    @mwritesabout Před 7 lety +16

    "It's the Jesus hat. Can you make it go away? ...Daddy, you're going to Hell." I fell out laughing!

  • @ryanadkins3724
    @ryanadkins3724 Před 7 lety +56

    I'm from Tennessee, and I'm not country like at all, but almost everyone I know is so I can honestly say this sounds like 95% of the conversations I hear 😂

    • @thepantweaver
      @thepantweaver Před 7 lety +2

      Me too!

    • @HannahGillette
      @HannahGillette Před 7 lety +6

      I'm from Tennessee as well and I was just about to make a similar comment--needless to say, I understand 😂

    • @jenwithonen7047
      @jenwithonen7047 Před 6 lety

      Ryan Adkins I'm a Texan, born and raised, and I swear this is my family, and townspeople, like spot on! 😂

  • @hollycampbell3566
    @hollycampbell3566 Před 6 lety +12

    "Don't go to the car, mama...DONT GO TO THE CAR....*sigh* Ima be wearin' a hat..."😂😂😂 My stars, this is my family!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @karenbmorgan5415
    @karenbmorgan5415 Před 7 lety +8

    Masterful as usual! Lynette and her family are the best! So, so good!

  • @nicolejaroch2585
    @nicolejaroch2585 Před 7 lety +5

    you need a TV show based on Lynette i would def. watch it all of the time.

  • @sandramarten3802
    @sandramarten3802 Před 7 lety +20

    The movie business is missing a star! You're beautiful, have plenty charisma, fabulous sense of humour, great voice, great facial expressions, magnificent presence. You would own the stage! Seriously what an actress. I've seen many films and plays in my time and they can't hold a candle to you! Their loss, our gain. Keep going Mary....you show them hams how it's done.

  • @richies6420
    @richies6420 Před 7 lety +4

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE how Lynette dresses.

  • @liehere
    @liehere Před 7 lety +33

    At first I watched your video for asmr, now I just wait for the next RP video like it's part of my favorite TV series 🤗 Amazing stuff and so entertaining! Lynette looks like a fortune teller, I feel she would do great at that job 😂

  • @heathereaton9469
    @heathereaton9469 Před 7 lety +14

    it was hard falling asleep watching this cause I kept laughing so much... too funny!

  • @vm88940
    @vm88940 Před 7 lety +12

    I have been waiting for Lynette oh my gosh! I love her!

  • @phan1346
    @phan1346 Před 7 lety +2

    "Marching band people" God why did this make me so happy

  • @SpootyCootie13
    @SpootyCootie13 Před 7 lety +4

    "Daddy you're goin straight ta hell." lol XD

  • @SkyleonMK7
    @SkyleonMK7 Před 7 lety +3

    "Somebody said he even backed up a little bit and hit him again" oh, my god! that was my favorite part! I laughed so hard at that. Brilliant as always! (:

  • @Miranda-cl2ul
    @Miranda-cl2ul Před 7 lety +9

    I'm going to need you to stop spying on my family and making videos about us. God this was amazing. Lynette is my favorite aunt ❤️️❤️️

  • @mentalstatus3220
    @mentalstatus3220 Před 7 lety +3

    Oh my 😂 I'm from Georgia and this is exactly how people in my family are! So good!

  • @blackbird_actual
    @blackbird_actual Před 7 lety +2

    5 minutes in and I have the biggest smile on my face. If this isn't Southern then I don't know what is. Bravo!

  • @heather-jj4gc
    @heather-jj4gc Před 7 lety +3

    "Bobby was over there takin selfies with Charlie, it was nasty but..." LOL! I live for Lynette

  • @jankuhnert4768
    @jankuhnert4768 Před 7 lety +6

    Hilarious! So many gems in this video 🤣🤣🤣 thanks so much

  • @wwelss
    @wwelss Před 7 lety +7

    Yay! I can't tell you how many times I've watched the Lynette role plays. I've been waiting for a new one😁

  • @jasonhilton59
    @jasonhilton59 Před 7 lety +4

    oh god,coming from another Charlie I hope my niece's don't think of me like this.......chances are they do.

  • @theresalehman8070
    @theresalehman8070 Před 7 lety +16

    +SouthernASMR Sounds I haven't even watched this yet but just from the title of the RP, I can only imagine what we are in for!!! Thanks Mary! Hugs to you!!!

  • @jonathanlevy5103
    @jonathanlevy5103 Před 7 lety +1

    i love these so much because all the characters makes it feel so real ugh im in LOVE with your videos

  • @Mikeyboibange24
    @Mikeyboibange24 Před 7 lety +6

    LOL that dang on LYNETTE! 😂😅😂😅😂 I absolutely lost it at "that's 10 pounds of flower in a 5 pound bag" oh man, I got to go to sleep on that note lol

  • @daennnerys
    @daennnerys Před 7 lety +2

    I was just thinking that I miss dear old Lynette. Thank you, she always warms my heart :)

  • @IneffableGump
    @IneffableGump Před 7 lety +1

    You are by far the best asmr artist on youtube, I love your content please keep being creative, you are so good at it, and I have no idea why you don't have more subscribers because you deserve them

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 Před 7 lety +11

    Perm Convention. I'm done.

  • @donnapasquine
    @donnapasquine Před 7 lety +5

    I LOVE Southerners like Lynette....I was born in the wrong part of the country!!

  • @ed9358
    @ed9358 Před 6 lety +3

    why is this like..... actually what happens at my family’s funerals

  • @asmrcowgirl2675
    @asmrcowgirl2675 Před 7 lety +2

    It's so hard to sleep when I'm laughing so hard at this. 😂 Thank you for this wonderful video! 💖

  • @jessejones7701
    @jessejones7701 Před 7 lety +9

    This character reminds me of my female relatives. My Grandmothers and Aunts. and their friends. the ones that are loud and gossipy and wanna pinch your cheeks(Face cheeks).You should have your own Skit Show on TV

  • @Seymour004
    @Seymour004 Před 7 lety +2

    Don't go to the car! I cannot tell you how many times I have said that...

  • @bcran6691
    @bcran6691 Před 7 lety +5

    Lol! You r too cute and funny! Thank u so much for all the fun and hard work! 😀🌻❤️

  • @lovelinz13
    @lovelinz13 Před 7 lety +14

    This was too funny😂😂😂

  • @jamiewickersham8899
    @jamiewickersham8899 Před 7 lety +1

    her: have you seen crystal?
    me: my mom? yeah she's upstairs.

  • @kdowning73
    @kdowning73 Před 6 lety +1

    "That's 10 lbs of flour in a 5 lb bag." HA!!!!!

  • @neicoletrahan5816
    @neicoletrahan5816 Před 7 lety +2

    My goodness this is my family (we are from Louisiana) This is funnier than anything on tv.😂😂

  • @abbilanders819
    @abbilanders819 Před 7 lety +2

    So funny how this reminds me of my family soooooo much 😂😂😂😂

  • @tinytina333
    @tinytina333 Před 7 lety +19

    Do you use scripts, because there are so many little details in this video, and if you are improvising this you should consider being an actress.

    • @phan1346
      @phan1346 Před 7 lety +1

      she improvises all her videos!

    • @jenwithonen7047
      @jenwithonen7047 Před 6 lety

      Mad Lawliet it's not. She said she just makes it all up on the spot. She's amazing at improv!

  • @tessvallone4640
    @tessvallone4640 Před 5 lety

    This fuelled my afternoon nap 💤 Lynette’s funeral gossip was great 😄

  • @jacieemme5388
    @jacieemme5388 Před 7 lety +1

    "She is die-hard Amway" -- awesome!!!

  • @jamiewickersham8899
    @jamiewickersham8899 Před 7 lety +1

    I had nightmares last night so I need to relax this helps

  • @breem7132
    @breem7132 Před 7 lety +11

    You have great content! Have you made a Draw my Life video? I would love to see one

  • @lucyhudd8024
    @lucyhudd8024 Před 7 lety +1

    this is so accurate

  • @evamarie9670
    @evamarie9670 Před 7 lety +1

    THE DANG MAILMAN AND CRYSTAL WERE PLOTTIN!! DONE RAN OVER CHARLIE SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK NO MORE! 😂😭

  • @leahdarski
    @leahdarski Před 7 lety +1

    Hahaha I love Lynette! Oh and by the way, I was thinking you should do an ASMR writing advice series. I've been listening to your River Road readings and love them so far (: You should talk about your process and such!

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks so much! I made a video about being a writer a while back. You can see it here: czcams.com/video/PrQ2C-Q6Mq4/video.html

  • @ShortyDoesNails
    @ShortyDoesNails Před 7 lety +2

    Amazing Job!!!! 😁👏👏👏

  • @autumnbouford1662
    @autumnbouford1662 Před 7 lety +1

    i wait for these lol, so great!

  • @karolthepenguin630
    @karolthepenguin630 Před 7 lety +2

    I bet she was signing something 😂😂

  • @tayax4937
    @tayax4937 Před 7 lety

    the marching band comment made me giggle because I'm in marching band !

  • @JoshJNYC
    @JoshJNYC Před 7 lety +1

    You MUST play Truvy in Steel Magnolias at some point!! You're amazing! :)

  • @wow-dw7gh
    @wow-dw7gh Před 7 lety +1

    I'm dying 😂😂😂😂 at this funeral

  • @abraca6578
    @abraca6578 Před 7 lety +1

    HER ACCENT its thicker here its more trailer

  • @thatveganfatkid6882
    @thatveganfatkid6882 Před 7 lety +1

    where did you get that head band

  • @gigileek2571
    @gigileek2571 Před 6 lety

    This is the best yet..... celebrate our Southerness.........Amway....hahaha

  • @jennaaxb3921
    @jennaaxb3921 Před 7 lety +2

    Never been so early 😂😂

  • @soundsandwhispers
    @soundsandwhispers Před 7 lety +1

    xD, so good.

  • @jaygrum
    @jaygrum Před 7 lety +3

    Lynette lyngets me to sleep every time

  • @karenoldroyd5621
    @karenoldroyd5621 Před 7 lety +2

    HaHaHa...marching band gloves..

  • @patriciafaircloth6717
    @patriciafaircloth6717 Před 5 lety

    Lol I'm dying

  • @ericdaniels86ed
    @ericdaniels86ed Před 5 lety

    Make Perms Great Again!!!

  • @krystalpawlak
    @krystalpawlak Před 7 lety

    Wait, I did what...? Ha, ha...

  • @thenativewoman
    @thenativewoman Před 6 lety

    WOW. 😜

  • @lorenamorello2581
    @lorenamorello2581 Před 7 lety +1

    first lol

  • @sugartrap8801
    @sugartrap8801 Před 7 lety +6

    PLEASE PIN ME I WAS EARLY!!

  • @thekinginthenorth7124
    @thekinginthenorth7124 Před 7 lety +2

    Last time i was this early i was a failed abortion

  • @Miranda-cl2ul
    @Miranda-cl2ul Před 7 lety +3

    I'm going to need you to stop spying on my family and making videos about us. God this was amazing. Lynette is my favorite aunt ❤️️❤️️