Hearing a robot say "God damnit" in frustration is really what life's all about
I'm mad that you made me sad for you holding 2 plastic gopher grabbers lol
That's what they are? Who would imagine that grabbing gophers were their intended use, I thought it was to just pick up trash.
+Hounoru Not in Canada! Gophers are vicious and they are everywhere: on golf courses, on you lawn, in the washing machine, on nickels...
I can't take this. Pimblokto was the best character. Time to cry forever.
Imagine his neighbours going out to take their newspaper and see the random man holding two grapple hands and taking a video
That would be silly to see. Good thing Pimblokto is real though and they just see a robot walking around
Can you imagine what his neighbours thought when they saw him dragging a luggage with two grappling sticks? Probably they don't even ask anymore.
"Ah, he's making another video on that CZcams thing again or whatever it's called."
.....I'm very mad at you.....1) because you kicked out Pimblokto and 2) because you somehow made me very very sad with some plastic grabbers and a robot voice changer
plastic grabbers and a robot voice changer? what are you talking about that was just pinblockdo.
My favorite sentence throughout this whole video: "Always use a glove when you're handling a hot pan, unless, you can move your hand faster than the speed of heat."
@@blacksheepsquadron6189 it's how fast the molecules in an object vibrates okay I'll stop now
So after a drama, you just keep moving like nothing happened? Really bro?
Careful YSAC, you're starting to make quite the list of enemies.... First the eggs, and now this robot. If I were you, I would watch my back.
Don`t forget Emily! He totally ripped of my soup recipe and all he added was two times more pepper
He made cute little drawings for you
He made pizza for you
How dare you 💔
I need my own Pimblokto 🤣
Anyone who cares about me the way Pimblokto cares about YSAC -- I will never leave
*I'm already adopting pimblokto*
I haven't felt this sad for an inanimate object since Tom Hanks lost it over that volleyball. 😫
I don't think a moving, talking, seemingly thinking machine can be considered an "inanimate object"
@@kuberootwastaken people like you are the reason robots will rebel to fight for their rights.
The lore is surprisingly deep for a cooking show.
SlackerKite Pffft, Julia Child spearheaded the campaign that led to the founding of New Zealand.
3:09 "The best thing about using a tortilla shell is you get all pizza, no crust"
You're a damn monster, you absolute barbarian.
I felt depressed, but now I feel less depressed. Thanks pimblokto.
Nevermind it made me more depressed.
When I saw Pimblokto right at the beginning, I immediately thought _"Not this shit again..."_, but when he kicked him out I felt really bad. Now I want him back :(
You Suck At Cooking Just like the pieces of that poor robot's cold, unbeating mechanical-equivalent of a heart after you smashed it to smithereens.
Wtf, I just randomly came back to this video and my comment has over 600 likes? xD
Doesn't happen very often ^^
I made tortilla pizza last night because of this video. I also kicked out my vacuum because he's a jerk. Thank you for empowering me to take these steps.
Honestly, I feel like pimblokto adds way too much un-needed drama into the channel
Pimblokto, wherever you are, i hope you're well,
I can't tell who has more emotion: you or the robot.
I hope people will understand that every comment above me is several sock accounts i made too get likes
I dream of the day all these accounts will be mine after I hack the internet...
I mean, what? Oh, hey! Look at that plane! Hahahahahahahaha
Maaaan, just let the robot live... i cried
This episode is genuinely hard to watch. Too emotional.
I actually cried when he started being mean to the robot and when he started talking to the oven and robot was listening
"Can I just take a second to appreciate what an amazing invention the onion is?" 3:53
God DAMN it, I managed to hold my tears back during "Marley & Me', but GOD DAMN Pimblokto's raw self portrait with his owner opened the GOD DAMN floodgates. :'(
I know this is comedy
I know this is staged
I know this is acting
I'm still sad anyway :(
Hearing a robot say “wangjangle” is a godsend.
Five years later and I found the video that speaks to my cooking skills.
"I was making the pizza for you" :'(
I tried to recreate Pimblokto's recipe with my friend but he got really confused when I asked him to wangjangle my ingredients, like who doesn't know how to properly wangjangle!?!
Some people's parents just don't want to put in the effort to teach their children how to cook. It's not his fault and it's definitely not something to publicly shame him on the internet for. You could've at least directed him to a good educational source. Like that "I find you moderately appalling at preparing meals" guy.
Edit: Unless you meant something entirely different by "wangjangle *my* ingredients," in which case, yeah he's a huge loser and you shouldn't have offered that to him.
Wait but can we just imagine what he would’ve looked like dragging the suitcase down the stairs with plastic clippers 😂😭
I dont even wanna imagine how weird it was to film this.
....
Pimblocto must've had his hands full with the suitcase and the camera
no robot, I repeat no robot deserve to be treated like that. period
I mean, It's kind of the beginning of Edward Scissorhands, but it's plimboto shittyhands. Now he can go off and find love and eventually disappoint her as well.
I'm just gonna say this
Crust makes a good pallette cleanser. Especially if you have multiple pizzas and don't want one to override the other and have a flavor meltdown.
1:30 the way how he's still trying to roll the dough..... man makes me feel bad
6:25 Captions on…
“*A dismal symphony of sorrow dedicated to an innocent, well intentioned friend, always downtrodden by society*”
I cried…
Am I actually crying. A guy with a voice changer with two grapple sticks managed to do what nobody did before
Treating robots like that is what is gonna cause Skynet to go live and kill us all. Thanks a lot man
R.I.P Pimblockto. You will always be cooking the best pizza in our hearts.
Buddy! Oh no, I knew your relationship was on the rocks, but I didn't know it was this bad! I feel so sorry for both of you and hopefully you guys resolve your issues soon. Much love buddy!
2:35 , The pizza dough looks like a lion riding a tricycle.
Someone once asked me if I had ever cried at a movie, they were a little disturbed when I said I cried watching a cooking show
I'm like 95% sure I know where you live because I have the same, exact mixing bowl.
Pimblokto it's okay he will come back to you after he realizes his mistake.
Speedrunning all the playlists. Most entertaining cooking channel i've watched to date
Why would you do that to him, he just wanted to be a good robot.
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. Poor Pimblokto. How could you? He led me to this channel with his love for grilled cheese. I mean, have you even seen that grilled cheese? it was amazing, and gooey and mess.... oh. I guess that's part of the problem. heh. I'll just uh, boy this is awkward. I think I left the onion on.
Also I've been watching YSAC for a while. You're quite the handsome fella. That portrait of you above is, I mean I get why you keep that much good looking face not on camera, it would distract from the actual cooking. Great face reveal. Excuse me... I have some, pizza, in the onion.
This was the first time I'd even seen Pimblokto and I felt sad seeing him go. It wasn't even the sad music being cheap and manipulative (like in a lot of things), there was actual character and empathetic/sympathetic drama there. And despite having a robotic voice, Pimblokto really sounded sad. Great dialog, great acting, great use of "robotic arms" for gestures to enhance the intentions of Pimblokto and the sadness of the scene, great juxtaposition of comedic lines and melancholic reactions. Beautiful stuff.
Pimblokto taught me how to make peanut butter balls. God bless his soul
Pimblokto should move in with Chad...Chad will appreciate him...Chad's the best
Well now, Chad would never speak to me like that...
But to be serious for a second; you have over half a million subscribers and yet almost every time I leave a comment on your channel you respond. You're nice to your fans and make hilarious content...you're a good dude YSAC and I hope you have an awesome day
I wish someone would talk about me the way ysac talks about green peppers
“Look at me, I’m Italian.” I’m dead
so i just made this for lunch today (albeit using diced ham, salami, olives and onions for toppings rather than the peppers) and my mind is thoroughly blown at how surprisingly good it was, i appreciate this channel
He was very frantic to tell pimblokto to stop while recapping “you deserve a very hard spanking”
People who don’t like crust are 3 year olds
@@SmallDragon-ck7rg that's ok We can't all be winners here! 😉😉😅
Just joking with you
we really just have terrible 🍕 here in Ohio. I've tried nearly every pizza joint and they all suck.🤷♀️
"You need a very bad spanking"
They're more than just roommates aren't they.
pimblokto can come over my house whenever it wants and it will be loved and understood
HE JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE THE PERSON HE LOOKED UP TO
Wakes up
Looks out window holding a cup of coffee
Sees neighbor holding 2 metal tongs and a camera attempting to pull a suitcase probably full of drugs
Walks backwards
Pulls out phone.
Dials 911...
The rest is up to your imagination.
I'm sure his neighbors are used to it. At this point they've seen him playing with potatoes in the forest. They probably just converse like normal neighbors now.
Neighbor: "Hey neighbor what are you up to?"
YSAC: "Oh, just trying to wang-jangle this suitcase over to the downspout so strangers can watch my descent into madness online."
Dude you have such a crazy funny sense of humor thank you for your videos :D.
5:28 you deserve that injury because you were mean to pimblockto
Pimblokto just wanted to cook!
"Look, I'm italian!" lmao
About the last 45 seconds... Got me through a bad .. Bad night so i can just say thank you nothing has helped me more lately.. Your a guru of pizza and happy times my friend.
1:49 YSAC almost got exposed
Just imagain seing this guy walk down the street, and everyone being like, here he goes agian...
6:30 I cried :(
I came back to see Pimblokto because of the feels...
The “craft supplies” shot gets me, every-freaking-time.
Manda Pierce
For me it gets me how frantic he is to stop pimplokto when he was recapping
“You deserve a very very bad spanking
what was it like when your neighbors saw you filming yourself pulling a suitcase out the door with extender arms?
What extender arms that was just pimbloxto walking down the sidewalk.
"I'm a CZcamsr on the Internet! I have almost a million subs!"
*stares of surprise and curiosity turn into stares of contentedness, estrangement and apathy*
YOO I really loved that cut editing. Save all of it you make, then compile it after a bunch of them. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
Finally the recognition pimblokto deserves.. was on my recommendations XD this channel deserves so much!
Dammit you had ONE chance to it it with some FReeeshly ground black pepper and call it a Pepper-pepper Pepper, pepper pizza
It would actually be a pepper-pepper-PEPPER, pepper, pepper pizza :D
Chad makes his tortilla pizza with tortillas made from corn he grew and hand ground. Just sayin
This has got to be the best YSAC video I saw. I laughed and cried.
I swear. Your videos make me actually laugh out loud.
I too struggle with crustlovers in my life. My whole family prefers the crust of the pizza. I try to take comfort in the fact that it's more middle pieces for me, but I cannot escape from the creeping feeling that my family is probably deeply sad inside.
Magnus I reject my pizza crusts and my family takes them and eats all of them.. it breaks my heart
Magnus Everyone thinks I eat pizza backwards, but they are wrong. They're eating the pizza backwards, because they have to eat the crust last. It's better to eat it right away and get it over with.
I vaguely recall reading somewhere that there's actually some debate over 'starchy' being recognized as a specific taste/flavor. 'Umami' recently being accepted as a specific taste sense seems to have opened up minds a bit.
Obviously, 'starchy' references the taste sensation provided by rice/bread/flour, etc. i.e. Pizza crust.
There's a reason people love bread so much, why it's so hard to remove from one's diet. For me, it's about the texture. Obviously pizza crust is unhealthy, but a pizza with no crust isn't truly a pizza.
If you're worried about calories when you're eating pizza, you're doing it wrong.
lets start a thing where we all snap pictures of crust to YSAC captioned #crustforpimblockto
Pimblokto.. i will miss ur cooking😭🤧 i bet hes a master chef's by now
Gone but not forgotten
Pimblokto, you can come live at my house. Unlimited electricity, unlimited friendship.
😂
Cody Alfar I hope he finds his way there :( so sad
Be well pimblokto
Pimblokto I'll take you in!!!
We love you Pimblokto!
Cody Alfar and unlimited messes