Sabotaging Across the Obelisk
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2023
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I SWEAR NONE OF THIS WAS ON PURPOSE
well, some of it was...
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That's what they all say
balls
Lies
exeperience
When's Campaign For North Africa coming out?
It’s been a year Vale. The people demand the return of the Annual Joe Mongoose Grand Prix.
*It is time*
GRAND PRIX 2023!
Joe mongoose but in Halo infinite?
Grand Prix!!
Grand Prix!
I had a great time crying in AA's shower.
Which it turns out is just a small room with no roof since he lives in Florida.
SO TRUE
I'll take that over living in Brazil...
Why is Hazzor the only one without a youtube checkmark thingy
@@proventusavenicci3211probably because he has the least subs. I’d think that 100k would be enough… apparently not 🤷🏼♂️
Weepin' in the Rain
MVP was honestly your pizza
I loved that great British accent at 3:29
Most Valuable Pizza
AA, you're amazing, but I'm so sad that you missed the opportunity for 'Uber Beats'.
Someone bought me? Finally!
AA tsundere arc
Glad I could be a part of this run :)
I wouldn't be, truly the masochist is strong in you
@@katapow99 he's a civ player so it's understandable
Its a casual stroll by the looks of it. Hope we see you in the next Valefisk tor- I mean challenge
For the next Crypt, you should make a maze where the sections out of the player's vision change every few minutes to gaslight the player into thinking the maze is far bigger than it really is.
Also, there should be sections where the player gets seamlessly teleported onto other floors so they get confused when they're on a different floor without going up any stairs.
hell just put the entirety of antichamber in there
WoW had that with the "endless halls" maze. It's a genuinely stressful experience and I would 100% recommend it for a torture game.
@@StillConfusing And the Legend of Grimrock which has a path where you need to move in a certain way or you get almost seamlessly teleported back to start
You act as if wizardry 1-4 don't exist. Are you saying vale should make an old wizardry game? Seamless teleportation is THE og way to make games 'fun'.
Vale makes the Navidson Hallway from House of Leaves as Crypt 2
Vale? Sabatoging anything? My stars, I wouldnt dream of such an honorable, wholesome, adult-coded offline individual such as Mister
Valefisk™ committing such a heinous act.
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villain-coded
Sponsoring Vale was their first mistake
Hey, it worked out well for Paradox. None of _them_ had to play with Vale!
No no, they knew what they were doing.
And their last.
Babe, wake up; there's a new Valefisk video
How’d you get in my house? .... don’t call me babe!
I am going to call the police. Get out now. And put down the meatloaf.
I love meatloaf! Please stay!
I'm up
literally
Vale turned a vampire into a librarian and a shield into a WMD. In a single playthrough.
Vale didn't do the second one.
He took a substantial part in creating a nuke, Oppenheimer also didn't do it all alone.@@MrLego3160
Vale can play the most random ass game that I've never heard of in my entire life, don't care about, never would care about, and I still click instantly. I just know some pure unadulterated shenanigans are gonna go down with him and I love it every time
Honestly tho, read the title and thought to myself “I’ve got no clue what that is, but it’ll probably be miserable”
21:45: Everyone was _just_ right enough to make the places where they were wrong hurt even more.
The dedication Vale has for turning every single video into a torture session for _someone_ never fails to astonish me.
That poor swamp elemental was completely atomized by that shield charge
"So sad that you're now banking at BofA"
"What's a bank?"
"Bofa deez Nuts."
*Swamp Elemental gets disintegrated*
It's a minor thing, but the reason flying things would be more hurt by electric is because if your legs lock up, you fall on your face, but if your wings lock up you have a much longer way to fall.
Yes, but birds are much lighter and can survive hundreds of meters, so falling like 20 or so wouldn’t do much.
@@arandomcommenter412 It would do enough extra to call it a weakness. It makes more sense than flying being strong against grass for some reason.
@@francegameryou can fly above Grass
@@francegamer why have i never thought about flying>grass making no sense. it makes sense that grass doesn't do much to flying, but why does flying to more to grass?????
@@dropfish3109 I mean, does it make sense that flying is weak damaging grass? You can fly over water, and you can fly over fire. The entire point of flying is that you ignore all terrain. Anyways, my point is mostly just that they only required a fairly mild real world association to make a type interaction.
I'm fairly confident that last shield bash did enough damage to that swamp elemental to destroy the concept of swamps in the realm.
Maaan, BUFFEROVERFLOW elementals are so busted
"The metaphysical manifestation of a nation " sounds like a bad ass metal album.
You're just reinventing national romanticism at this point.
3:45 As an Irish person, Potato is right, he is the entirety of Ireland
which part of potato are you?
Is that why there was such a drastic decline of the population when he left?
Vale being a goblinmonkey no matter what company he is with, is accurate to the lore and provides an immersive experience.
vale has discovered the magic of sharing with others, and has come to bring pain and suffering to new hands like Meridia's Beacon
Oh no, now they are sponsoring him to do this, he is unstoppable now.
Been binging AmbiguousAmphibian recently for comfort. Immediately upon starting this video I am immediately overjoyed.
Only thing that would make it better is if the other psycho frog were involved.
@@LepidoliteMica martincitopants?
the "pokemon bootleg" is telefang, they're great! you can level your monsters up by giving them guns
Oh boy, another banger to watch while I eat lunch. Always love these Vale!
I love that by the end of it most of the party was cheering for the misplays
I feel like Vale is the personification of every troll DM in DND
I saw the title, i saw Valefisk.
My day's great now
I think they should make a special achievement for people who makes the shield that high up
I love how the video inda just decendes into "Book book book book book", "frostbolt frostbolt frostbolt", or "misplay misplay misplay" every so often.
It's just a freaking number. How could a number a calculator can manage make a whole game become unstable and crash?
I think that swamp elemental legitimately got annihilated.
RIP Swamp Elemental, you might be missed
Love the collab, thanks vale
Patiently waiting for joe mongoose part 2 the mongoosening
"After vale sabotaged our entire run"
*checks timestamp*
that poor swamp monster... He got hit with the equivalent of a thermonuclear bomb.
I've just watched Hazers video. Let's now see how Vale will torture everyone.
Edit: Aha, so THAT's why the ring. And many other things as well.
Come on Vale, your brain is far smoother than a bowling ball.
More like plexiglass, or a really smooth pebble
Shield bash should have a visual effect that scales with how much damage is done, that way insane amounts make an appropriately insane effect
I think this may be the first time I've ever immediately recognized every single other CZcamsr in a crossover-esque video
You've managed to hold a torture session out of a completely arbitrary game. Bravo.
Vale, as someone who loves loading things with cheese, you have revolutionized pizza for me, i never thought to put more cheese on it before.
18:52
Uber
Uber Eats
Uber Beats
A service for everything you could need
I'd like to remind everyone that Vale played League of Legends much more recently than season 3 and it seems like he just did it for fun because he never made a video out of it.
"What's red and smells like blue paint?"
*loud sniff* "Me."
Criminally underappreciated joke.
I love how you're actively sabotaging the run and your team is backing your efforts and laughing about it xD You might be a total millstone, Vale, but at least they were cool with your endless love of books.
*When Vale said "Solo queuing",*
*I accidentally interpreted that as "So Low IQ'ing"...*
*Hey, can you blame me?*
Never thought I'd see the day where Vale's sabotage would be (mostly) not on purpose
now I can’t help but suspect Valefisk has only ever done this on accident and the youtube channel is just a cover for the fact he’s just that chaotic.
You may think these are the plays of a blind infant with no fingers suffering from dementia, but in reality it’s an adult man trying his best.
2 videos in one week? Did Vale drink something fantastic or just a coincidence?
We sure this is valefisk?🤣
@@jaidenkoch3487 FR this is a mobile game wtf
With 3000 hours in LOL I can imagine how you can withstand the torture you put your friends through.
"The metaphysical manifestation of a nation". I see none of them knew about Hetalia lol
I loved playing CivRev on my DS because at the end I could watch a timeline of the borders throughout history and it felt like watching historical borders shifting around over time. Loved that so much
this was such a fun group to watch :) please play with these guys more!
Oh boy! A new video! Thank you Mr Fisk for blessing us with your content.
That last bit was basically watching soviet scientists developing the Tsar Bomba and instead of lowering its output, they kept making it stronger and saying no when they asked themselves "should we stop?" until they ran out of materials, then tested it on a sentient oak sapling.
I love this game so much. Its great to see a youtuber like you play it!
Always a fan of a paradox interactive sponsor, shows that my favorite Swedish company loves their fans
No they don't they just want new cows to milk.
@@blazeultimo i'd only say that if their games were bad, but paradox games are really good
@Mamorufumio
Victora 3.
Doesn't matter how good the games are.@@Mamorufumio Paying $300 dollars for all the content they cut out and decided to sell later is stupid.
@@Mamorufumio Only after you've dumped the hundreds of dollars for the content they should've had since the start. We have to pay money for the ability to *develop provinces* in EU4. Ludicrous.
The fact that you all uploaded this at the same time is way more funny to me than it should be
Was just watching some of your vids, and now this drops!
7:46 Why wasn't the archaeologist ever thankful?
Because he always had a bone to pick.
Best I could come up with
@valefisk
I needed these Lols. Thank you all
So, now that you’ve playing Paradox games again…
Quiz Show!
Quiz Show!
one of my personal favorite videos from you, i love your banter
from sabotaging to memeing shield is just the best transition and vale development arc
TWO VALEFISK VIDEOS IN A WEEK? I MUST BE DREAMING
2 valefisk videos within 1 week? It must be my lucky day!
Wow you and ambiguous amphibian, never thought I’d see this collab
That poor swamp dweller got his own personal private viewing of Oppenheimer in 5D
I saw this video come up on my phone when i was out and I have just gotten home, I love the obelisk and I love these sorts of videos
I got the noti from vale and hazor at the same time did not expect this crossover
Very clever of the game to reset the turn when it can't figure out what to do next instead of simply crashing out. Really intelligent game design
This crossover is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
The judge ruling is that you are completely allowed to misplay, no rules have been broken. Whether they play with you again is up to them
I’m not sure if it’s just because it’s 3am watching this but this video had my laughing all the way through it
I'm allergic to electricity. I start convulsing and get pains at the point of contact. I must be an avian creature.
The complete anticlimax at the end turns this whole video into a Shaggy Dog joke.
Thanks for the video Vale. I just want to say that I really enjoy your content. That's it. I love watching your videos.
AA and vale is a powerful combination, we need more.
This is 100% one of my best mate's favorite kinda build *TANK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY*
Glad I got to see what Potato mentioned on Spiffs stream the other day. This is great.
This is one of the coziest videos vale has uploaded in a while
Ah yes the multi day long single session game, very great way to definitely *not* be found in multiple pieces after sabotaging it
This is the equivalent of swatting a moderately sized fly with an Orbitally Launched High-Yield Thermo-Nuclear Cluster Missile.
Yes, the fly is gone. _So is a quarter of the ozone layer._
This seems very similar to slay the spire, I need to try it out. I loved this sub genre of roguelikes.
Something about hearing “j u d g e?!? J U D G E?!?!?” Was too good
Usually you would have a evil and and angel on your shoulders. Vale has a devil and a devil on his shoulders XD
Every second is JUDGE and it’s like an alarm clock hitting me in the face every time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Nice work dealing with that bully of a swamp elemental!
I enjoy seeing your dynamic with others. commenting for algorithm. interested to see what’s next
17:46
Bro put all of his points into Speech, god damn
Hollow bird bone conduits...I love you guys.
the archeologist joke hurt me i was hoping it would be "because he always had a bone to pick"
18:25 Oh my god I remember Pokemon Jade lmao I made a friend on holiday who had it. Years later I found out it was called Telefang.
To explain the block thing:
1. I'm guessing it's stored in an Integer which can only store up to ~2.17 billion, and the rollback is because it doesn't check if it goes over that number
2. The freeze every time I'm guessing is because something related to block is added 1 at a time, so adding 1 million takes a second instead of just adding the two numbers together directly.
18:17 I heard this and instantly was transported back to like a decade old JonTron video where he talks about this exact bootleg. My mind is full of useless information
That one swamp monster is naught but atomic dust. I appreciate that you didn't even do it to a boss or anything, just some lowlife normal encounter.
Ah, Valefisk, known paradox youtuber. Definitely still one of those.
Everyone in a Valefisk video plays a “sad”
AMBIGUOUS AMPHIBIAN IS HERE?!? NO WAY!!!!
the millions of shield tomfoolery is definitely something the Spiffing Brit would do
Thanks for the civ rev mention I used to love that game
"put on your VR goggles, we'll go look at Ireland"