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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  Před 11 měsíci +1

    What's the best home defense melee weapon?
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  • @theronraam23
    @theronraam23 Před 11 měsíci +58

    Spear and shield. For confined spaces use, I refer you to the battle of Thermopylae

    • @nicholascecil6733
      @nicholascecil6733 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Funny, the hot gates are what I call my bathroom, so that battle strat checks out

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy Před 11 měsíci +5

      The answer is always spear and shield. Since forever 😅

    • @theronraam23
      @theronraam23 Před 11 měsíci

      @@ManDuderGuy I still have to get a spear, but a do have a round shield and a full tang Viking sword.

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@theronraam23 I'd love to have a few nice melee items...but the truth is I won't really train with them, because I have shooty bangbangs.
      If it came down to a need to have such weapons, I could make them myself or improvise something. But they wouldnt be pretty.

    • @ShakenPig
      @ShakenPig Před 11 měsíci

      They were in Phalanxes though. With no way for an enemy to circle around you or get past your spear

  • @morganrae2121
    @morganrae2121 Před 11 měsíci +28

    That lube yourself up idea is great Kyle. If the guy knocks you out you've just lubed yourself up for him 😂

    • @JohnJones-qj8dm
      @JohnJones-qj8dm Před 11 měsíci +6

      It prepares you for any situation

    • @Jarl_egbert
      @Jarl_egbert Před 11 měsíci +1

      Charles Bronson, britains most notorious inmate, used to get naked and lube himself up with lotion or whatever, before attacking prison guards. When they tried to grab him, he would just slip out like an eel, lmao. I guess it works.

  • @kyledodson2992
    @kyledodson2992 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Well I’m in Florida… so melee weapon is pretty far down the failure list, but should it come down to that. Large skillet feels really good. Wide enough to deflect a bat or knife, but weighted enough to make someone see lights. I’m not kidding. I have a spare pan in my bed room closet

    • @SparkkyBojangles
      @SparkkyBojangles Před 10 měsíci

      Shield and a telescopic baton. Bro, frying pans are good and will do damage but a real deal telescopic baton will immobilize most humans in a few light smacks.

  • @Texasplit
    @Texasplit Před 11 měsíci +25

    Sometimes I almost wish I didn’t own and carry guns… there’s so many cool melee options 🤣 I want a battle axe/hammer

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Před 11 měsíci +1

      You should look into like a war pick or horseman's pick those are scary

    • @ScrubLordJenkins
      @ScrubLordJenkins Před 11 měsíci +1

      Igorot headhunter axe is my weapon of choice

    • @ryanvogel9610
      @ryanvogel9610 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Nun chuck to the face could put a man down

    • @drdelewded
      @drdelewded Před 11 měsíci +4

      As a Canadian with only melee options available I wish I could carry guns

    • @Texasplit
      @Texasplit Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@drdelewded move to Texas brother 💪🏻 we need more like you!

  • @daveyj44
    @daveyj44 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Hammer it’s hard to snatch away and you can brake bones

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I love how he gets clowned for the "pool cue moves".

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 Před 11 měsíci +9

    The Gazoon, it's just a sock with a rock and dog shit inside it but trust me, you do not want to get hit with it.

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 Před 11 měsíci

      What the fuck possessed a man to create such a thing?!

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn Před 11 měsíci

      why the dog shit? 😂

    • @Robert_e_house
      @Robert_e_house Před 10 měsíci

      @@Zer0Spinnpsychological damage after the fact 😂

  • @jeddunning7058
    @jeddunning7058 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Get a halibut deep sea Ugly Stick. Some are shorter than pool cues, easier to swing in a door or hall way, then cut the eyes for the line off... viola a beatin stick.

  • @potatomcgee6313
    @potatomcgee6313 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love that over the years kitties store has never disappeared

  • @slabhead4832
    @slabhead4832 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I would opt for some heavy or spiked brass knuckles, pretty much makes every strike to the head a killer one and any body strike will brake something. It only gets better with any fighting training

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn Před 11 měsíci +1

      You break his jaw, he stabs you 6 times.

    • @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540
      @loogiemusmaximusoftides8540 Před 10 měsíci

      Distance is king, being that close is a last resort, even spears can be used in close range very effectively.

  • @davidblank420
    @davidblank420 Před 10 měsíci

    A sock full of change i keep in the freezer.
    As i slap someone across the face with it, i will scream, "COLD HARD CASHHHHH!!!!"

  • @christopherwebber1104
    @christopherwebber1104 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Saw a video of a pool cue to the eye that killed dude on the spot. Just wicked stick, in the eye.

  • @Lonemite
    @Lonemite Před 11 měsíci +2

    Always use the pocket sand

  • @CamMackay96
    @CamMackay96 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Baseball bat has to be to go to in terms of balancing realistically having it available while still dealing a lot of damage. You can put a ferocious swing on a small bat without needing much room

    • @ryanrexer
      @ryanrexer Před 11 měsíci

      Modern times say the bat-ton is what’s going on. One arm and any slim light pole is dope. Also knowing wrist control makes a bat/bat-ton in any space the best or worst thing you can have. The gun is and will be the best realistic option in any situation,(even if it means sacrificing your ears)

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 Před 11 měsíci

      Hammer has way more leverage and a smaller, denser point of impact. One good swing with a heavy ballpeen and you're fracturing the skull for sure.

  • @bubby3217
    @bubby3217 Před 11 měsíci

    hammer. small, maneuverable, good leverage, small point of impact with a dense metal head. would break skulls for sure.

  • @sabinpaul2395
    @sabinpaul2395 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Indoors I’d go 20oz flat claw 🔨
    Out doors probably go some sort of pole arm

  • @nunyabusiness1755
    @nunyabusiness1755 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Gator tooth machete for offense. You are screwed if you get hit with either side

    • @JLewis1979
      @JLewis1979 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I have a Gerber machete, with a saw side and a blade side that's nearly razor sharp. I would feel bad for the 'average' person trying to attack with anything other than a firearm or spear.

    • @A.M.Noon94
      @A.M.Noon94 Před 9 měsíci

      @@JLewis1979 I own the exact same thing. However, I've seen a number of videos and reviews showing how it becomes damaged after 3-4 hits. After that I went to a flee market and found myself a heavy duty brush machete for 10 bucks. Hell of a lot better, longer and sharper too.

  • @batchagaloopytv5816
    @batchagaloopytv5816 Před 11 měsíci +5

    a sword bottom line

  • @MrCrashBandicoot25
    @MrCrashBandicoot25 Před 11 měsíci

    This is one of the funniest clips in a long while

  • @simplemann101
    @simplemann101 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I wouldn't want to face a decent lacrosse player with a pool stick. Lax stick handling translates really well to self defense with a pole of any kind, especially when one end is weighted.

  • @sriley4458
    @sriley4458 Před 11 měsíci

    small sword or club is perfect unless theres more than one guy then maybe a normal sized sword

  • @SoberIrishman2
    @SoberIrishman2 Před 11 měsíci

    you want something that even if they block it still does damage. but if you cant fight without a weapon you shouldnt think that you will suddenly be able to fight with a weapon. go train and learn how to fight then add weapons once you can already strike and grapple

  • @sparrow9990
    @sparrow9990 Před 11 měsíci

    A good beefy lacrosse stick. Not a d pole because they might be able to grab that but I mean, if u crosscheck someone in the face 1 or 2 times they ussually go down and it is a titanium stick. Stick checks to the arms can hurt like hell if u get a good swing. I couldn't imagine getting beat repeatedly by one on say my forearms. Like u get hit and u can't move that limb at all for minutes. Like if u slap check a guy in the face I don't think he will want to fight after that

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 Před 11 měsíci

      ..unless he's on meth, crack, pcp, etc. all he'd feel is his knife slipping into your ribcage

  • @campy3888
    @campy3888 Před 11 měsíci +2

    An electric guitar is wayyyyy too heavy and the weight distribution is bad for swinging

  • @Frank7G
    @Frank7G Před 11 měsíci

    I would just use my Mosin bayonet. Now if i had prep. time its getting attached to a wooden mop now i have an effective range weapon.

  • @peeweeaim
    @peeweeaim Před 11 měsíci +1

    Hi PKA clips

  • @jazeenharal6013
    @jazeenharal6013 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Police/dog DPS build

  • @Ninjersey1
    @Ninjersey1 Před 11 měsíci +3

    A mini axe hatchet 🪓

    • @kingkane
      @kingkane Před 11 měsíci

      That’s exactly what I have by my bed. A reliable fire escape tool, a decent self defense tool, and a great scare tactic to tomahawk throw at/near them while I grab my firearm

  • @BlueBirdsProductions
    @BlueBirdsProductions Před 11 měsíci

    Think about it thi you swing once with the golf club and you get blunt damagw, it bends and you swing again thenit breaks and becomes a stake/spear. Then you got a stabbing weapon. Trust me im british. Stabbing weapons my forté

  • @TempleOfKnife
    @TempleOfKnife Před 11 měsíci

    Hear me out. Mic stand. You can block with it, the base is at least 5 lbs, and if they grab the base you can just unscrew it and go "Donatello mode."

  • @carterfarrow9759
    @carterfarrow9759 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I accidentally killed a raccoon with a broom stick so a golf club would probably be a viable weapon

  • @johnmagus6341
    @johnmagus6341 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Older brothers are no joke...

  • @Alexthegreat122
    @Alexthegreat122 Před 4 měsíci

    Wood Louisville slugger short

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 Před 11 měsíci

    These guys need to pick up a golf club with an adult steel shaft you are hitting someone with the force of captain America to bend the shaft

  • @SupremacyDealer
    @SupremacyDealer Před 11 měsíci

    If you brake the club you could start poking

  • @aidankline3902
    @aidankline3902 Před 11 měsíci +4

    How has nobody said baseball bat?? An aluminum one is super light, small even for hallways, and it’s weighted so can be used in a variety of ways. It’s also a damn bat so it’s simple to have anywhere in your house

    • @nunyabusiness1755
      @nunyabusiness1755 Před 11 měsíci

      Have you ever swung a bat in the house?

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@nunyabusiness1755 You can jab with it if there isn't enough space for a full swing, it will still easily smash someone's face.

    • @aidankline3902
      @aidankline3902 Před 11 měsíci

      @@nunyabusiness1755 why I said it can be used it a variety of ways. It’s light and easy to move around, you can hit people with swings or jab with it. It’s metal so it won’t break and can defend against most if not all melee weapons. If you can’t figure it out with a baseball bat then Darwinism is doing it’s thing

    • @bubby3217
      @bubby3217 Před 11 měsíci

      a jab with a baseball bat wont do much bro, even to the face or head. there are people who get shot in the face and keep fighting, a sloppy jab with what's essentially a big pipe isn't gonna deal damage reliably. especially not if the methhead you're fighting starts stabbing your guts out while you 'jab' the tip of your bat into him.. i'd like to see darwinism do its thing while you try and 'figure it out' with a bat @@aidankline3902

  • @tamisthewizard3199
    @tamisthewizard3199 Před 11 měsíci

    Lancer from gears of war

  • @nikotheophanis8795
    @nikotheophanis8795 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bachete

  • @tnwodisciple42069
    @tnwodisciple42069 Před 11 měsíci

    brass knuckles

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 Před 11 měsíci

    Pocket sand.

  • @batchagaloopytv5816
    @batchagaloopytv5816 Před 11 měsíci +5

    you cant hit a police dog or mess w/it -they are treated like officers criminally

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Which seems kind of unfair at times because cops tend to let the dogs have a liiiittle bit too much fun with it, to the point where I'm sure the reason the criminals are fighting back is because they fear for their life. Like be real, do you expect anyone criminal or not to just let a dog maul them without fighting back at all?

  • @iFingerediCarly
    @iFingerediCarly Před 10 měsíci +1

    Get rid of woody

  • @iFingerediCarly
    @iFingerediCarly Před 10 měsíci +1

    Woody isn’t funny and very awkward, please get rid of him he’s holding you both back

  • @JohnJones-qj8dm
    @JohnJones-qj8dm Před 11 měsíci +1

    Sock on a baseball bat

  • @TheB00tyWarrior
    @TheB00tyWarrior Před 11 měsíci

    Baseball bat is unparalleled. It minimizes accidental murder the most, out of all melee weapons. You can keep people 3 feet away, removing the possibility of being stabbed. A baseball bat will deflect every melee attack.