The Worst Movie Taglines
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- čas přidán 12. 06. 2024
- Some movie taglines are great. Some aren't. This is a small collection of some that might be either the worst or best of all time.
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A blast for you and a blasphemy is actually quite funny
Just for pun.
That is actually a spectacular tagline, what the fuck?
i'd kill for that punchline
It’s gorgeous
Very clever :>
Scary Movie: No mercy. No sequel.
Scary Movie 2: We lied!
They've done it. They've made the most cleverest tagline ever.
That's amazing
Lowkey funnier than anything that happened in those movies
@@greentaigo2552chill, those movies are hilarious
no mercy. no shame. no sequel.
The Nun of That tagline was actually really clever though.
Yesss like exactlyyy
Yeah, that tagline just makes me want to watch it more.
Chicken run too.
The 1993 Mario Movie has “Can two plumbers stop the world from going down the drain?” as a tag line
Genius
At least it wasn't that lady's bank account.
Terrible adaptation but a fun movie
That's actually pretty good
amazing
"change two rats into guys? whatever!" feels like a tweet or a tumblr post you'd see in a dream that'd either be so popular the entire population of the world reblogged it or so hated that the president publicly calls for the author's exile
then it gets submitted to and goes on one-time-I-dreamt’s blog only to inevitably get reposted to ai content farm post reading channels
holy shit roxy lalonde
Hello Roxy
Ice age tagline: You will not believe your ice
Me: If ten million fireflice
Slipped on the ice as you fell asleep
Ice they feel the open air
And leave icedrops everywhere
I can't remember if it was Kung Fu Panda 2 or Kung Fu Panda 3 that had the absolutely god tier tagline of "The Weight is Over."
it's the 3rd one
@@adfvthgfsybgcnbkfehvsjbyeah, it is
If Alex cross doesn’t say “don’t ever cross Alex cross” in Alex cross, I don’t want it
I loved it when he said "I'm Getting cross now"
Alex crossing new horizons
Now you've Alex Crossed a line!
My favourite part was when he said "it's crossing time" and crossed all over those roads
How many Cross’s could Alex Cross cross if Alex Cross could cross Cross
I think its funny how the older movies are actually trying to tell you something about the movies while the newer ones are just puns.
the old ones are like modern manga titles, e.g "Help! I've been turned into a toaster and all the girls are in love with me!"
@@fotisk-sg2sh "He was never in time for his classes... He wasn't in time for his dinner... Then one day... he wasn't in his time at all". - Back to the Future. "Alex Rogan was a small town boy with big time dreams. But in his wildest dreams, he never suspected that tonight he would become... The Last Starfighter". - The Last Starfighter. "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". - Star Wars: A New Hope. "One man cast a lingering spell of awe and wonder, of magical innocence overcoming evil, of simple courage conquering fear - he gave us the legend that will live forever in our minds. J.R.R. Tolkein triumphed with the perception that a single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities. Come to Middle-earth, a world beyond the furthest reaches of your imagination".- The Lord Of The Rings (1978). "In the Year of Darkness, 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE TERMINATOR'"- Terminator. "Somewhere in the universe there must be something better than man. In a matter of time, an astronaut will wing through the centuries and find the answer. He may find the most terrifying one of all on the planet where apes are the rulers and man the beast".- Planet of The Apes (1968). "The three outlaws from Krypton descend to Earth to confront the Man of Steel in a cosmic battle for world supremacy".- Superman II
@@fotisk-sg2shMovie of the year, start putting pen to paper, pronto!
Yeah but that's boring
@@fotisk-sg2sh light novels, not manga
It’s been years since I read Wimpy Kid but I think that tag line is a reference to how Greg emphasizes a few times in the book that it isn’t a diary, it’s a journal. So I actually like it a lot.
He stole that line from Doug
@@numbuh1507Or that they think diaries are for girls.
You can’t have a movie without a really bad dad joke
I unironically like "They'll die when they're dead" it's the only thing I remember about the expend4bles trailer
I read this as soon as it came up
Big “people die when they are killed” energy
I remember Megan Fox in her underwear, but I don’t remember this tagline.
Hearing someone say expend4bles out loud made me chortle.
@@Hurtle885hu8bu When was she in her underwear?
I heard "Take the stairs, for God's sake, take the stairs!" in the style of "Oh God, Oh man, Oh God oh man..." 😆
That Emoji Movie one made me audibly say “fuck you…”
That was just the character poster. The actual tagline is "An adventure beyond words...", which pretty much describes how the movie was received.
@@reasyrandomthat tells me nothing about the movie
That was essentially my reaction to every attempt at humour in that movie
"Holmies" just reminded me of how bad Holmes and Watson
@@reasyrandom😂😂😂😂
The Nun of That tagline was actually pretty good
I dunno why but "good girls want him bad, bad girls want him worse" kinda goes hard
"Say guncle" is so ominous. Like what happens if I dont
Otherwise he'll put the gun in guncle
I like how the Naked Gun 2 tagline basically tells people to touch grass (kinda).
It actually really works to establish the tone of the franchise so I like it.
"He was in Grease" was the best one if only for how unexpected it is. It's a complete non-joke so it turns around to being hilarious.
I will not accept chicken run slander
Same. 🖐🏻
Or paprika slander
or megamind slander
And/or Alvin and the chipmunks slander
Or Shrek 4.
5:37 “I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With” sounds like someone had a fever dream and then pasted a poster together in 5 minutes on Photoshop.
The El Dorado one is just...fic tagging
Scott Pilgrim really works for the movie. Also the Scream taglines are my favourites ever!
Indeed
The thumbnail one is actually pretty good, as it’s not just a reference to how it is a movie, but one of the very first things Greg does in the first book is that he says it’s not a diary, but a journal, and the tagline references that first introduction to the series
he also says that at the start of the movie.
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@@jclkaytwo you Boo
@@mushylovergd9174 Don't you mean "you boo"?
edit: there we go
"your brain on anime" is, tbf, the best, and possibly only way to accurately describe paprika
well besides "the thing inception ripped off"
I almost want to believe they made Nun of That because someone thought of that tagline and desperately wanted to use it
Nah the Scott Pilgrim one actually works so well with the vibe of the rest of the movie I love it so much
the "change 2 rats into guys? whatever." singlehandedly convinced me to watch this movie. ill update after i watch
So, did you watch it?
We need an update here!
here for the update
Update?
Well..?
I will not accept this Diary of a Wimpy Kid slander.
Everywhere I go, I see your face.
I assume it was trying to reference the 'it's a journal, not a diary" line from the first book but they got it backwards
@@stitch-brickshow original
i think its real problem is that you have to have read the book to understand the joke
@@jamesthomson7686greg says the "it's a journal, not a diary" line in the movie too though
5:57 I can only hope they have continued this running joke for all the Scream sequels
Unfortunately no 😢😢😢
Did they not do that for part 2 as well?@@xXAcidBathXx
Scream 4: Someone has taken their love of this joke one step too far.
The Scott pilgrim once really fits
Despicable Me 2 used “Back 2 Work” as a tagline. I’m not kidding.
All of these only make me think of the necroprancer post. “You can’t beat this dead horse”
1:31 Considering that Lift appears to be a horror movie, the tagline actually fits quite well.
Just one “take the stairs” would’ve worked
I agree that one would’ve work but the repeating of it with it getting more frantic is more memorable and interesting then Just saying it once
@@wafflfries4163 Nah, it represents the feeling of wanting to shout at the characters in horror movies perfectly.
Nobody here realizing it’s an old horror movie marketing gimmick. “It’s only a movie! It’s only a movie! It’s only a movie!”
0:28 "Did the Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants poison eachother's food so they were too sick to leave? No! I've never _seen it,_ but I'm pretty sure _they mailed eachother pants!"_
-Jeff Winger, Community.
2:06 who in their right mind thinks THIS is a bad tagline. this is literally one of the hardest lines in the entirety of universe's history. you're ogre-reacting if you think this is a bad tagline
“An epic of epic epicness”
EPIC
A tagline that truly embodies 2010
Imo the worst one is “they’ll die once they’re dead” like YEAH WHEN ELSE lmao
Reminds me of that one anime meme from the Fate series, I think?with the whole "People die when they are killed" quote 😂
No, it's not obviously true. It's wrong. They won't die when they're already dead. They'll die before being dead. And pretty sure it's a reference to the phrase "They'll *sleep* when they're dead." They were just purposefully getting that phrase wrong for comedic effect.
Most people die immediately before they are dead, that's the normal sequence, to be dead you need to die first. That tagline implies they're going to do those steps out of order, they'll spend a bit of time being dead, and then they'll die. And I guess they'll be dead some more after that. I haven't seen the movie so I don't know if that accurately describes it
How is Dogeball's "grab life by the balls" not in here?
Because it’s perfection
because KFP3’s tagline was already here
Off topic but this is how i found out there are three Pitch Perfect movies
"The worst movie taglines"
Shows some of the most unique taglines
Am I the only one who laughed at the Nun of That tagline?
The thumbnail one was generally cleaver though!
So is the title: "nun of that!"
"They'll die when they're dead" sounds like a parody
Okay but the Scott Pilgrim one is perfectly in line with the tone of the film
i like how half of these seem ironically bad, and the other just don't understand how bad it was
Nun of That's tagline is extremely clever
This one and Butch Cassidy made me laugh.
The background music makes me want to buy ten identical goth skirts until there is zero cash left in the store budget
"Holmies" is kinda good ngl
0:42 this tagline goes hard
Tbf the Diary of a Wimpy Kid one is directly referencing a line from the first book
Attack On Titan: We Mistranslated The Title To Hide A Spoiler
Ok but what would be a bad tagline for this video
"In the movies, it's tag yourself, or be tagged"
"Tag, you're it."
1:50 profondo rosso is a pretty cool flick, in the "italian gore" (giallo) genre. there's even pretty neat trick for the mystery's reveal
The original cut of that movie is one of the strangest experiences I've had with a movie in terms of tone. I'm still not sure why Argento felt those scenes with the car slapstick and people not understanding each other on the phone needed to be in the movie.
Alien: In space, no one can hear you... in space.
3:27 Help I lost it- 😭
“They’ll die when they’re dead” is a PERFECT tagline.
"This time,it ain't Dangeresque 1!" -SBEmail
Looks like i'm gonna have to JUUUUMPP!
@@randthedumbguy6409 I really was expecting my comment to get more traction,given how much of an ICON HSR was back in the day (even when I never watched it because I never knew the videos were on a seperate website).I guess I just posted it a day too late.
Some of these are better than you're giving them credit for, particularly Butch Cassidy
Ngl, the Scary Movie ones made me giggle 😂 Always loved how self-aware that franchise was.
0:46 This one is actually awesome
0:47 I’m sorry but an epic of epic epicness is actually very epic. And it belongs to an epic movie of epicness.
The Scott Pilgrim one just matches the vibe of the movie.
Pitch Perfect: Epic Rap Battles Edition
WASSUP PITCHES!!!!
I keep my rhymes pure, like my food and drugs
The Funny Face one makes sense when you know it's lyrics from a song in the movie
Yeah, some of these taglines are quotes in the movies.
Can I just say "I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" is a terrible name for one of the most underappreciated rom coms ever made
"It ain’t ogre... till it's ogre."
Some of the movies you’ve mentioned are actually good but man these taglines are fucking unhinged 💀💀💀
Tonka Joey could make bank doing Asmr
“Haters gonna hate, titans gonna clash”
I actually liked the Chicken Run one
The Chicken Run one should be a crime.
3:36 I actually said 'What does that mean?!' way too loud 😂😂
Also i think an honorable mention should be for Leprechaun: 'Your luck just ran out.' Crappy tagline for a crappy movie 🤣🤣
Gay Uncle
This had better have Day of the Dolphin or I will revolt.
Edit: That's it, I'm revolting (in more ways than one).
Wait what’s the tagline for that movie?
@@SirStarCat. "Unwittingly, He Trained a Dolphin to Kill the President of the United States".
@@someguy3752what?!!
what do you mean
I don't know whether it could be considered the best or worst tagline, but I recall the 1996 film The Phantom (Based on the comic strip character of the same name) having the tagline "SLAM EVIL!" and it lives in my head rent free
"It's not a diary it's a movie" is actually a really good refrence to the book
The tagline for Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: Adam abducted Milly, Benjamin brought Dorcas, Caleb caught Ruth, Daniel Detained Martha, Ephraim eloped with Liza, Frank fetched Sarah, and Gideon grabbed Alice.
Why do I not remember these??? I’ve watched wreck it Ralph a million times 😭
Scott pilgrim’s tag line perfectly summarizes the movie
I like how most of these are either movies I literary never heard of, or ones I've seen a hundred times as a kid.
I lost it at "They'll die when they're dead"
I've never heard of the movie "Ratz" before but now I want to watch it out of pure morbid curiosity
I guess the tagline worked in a sense
I genuinely want to know the thought process behind “they’ll die when they’re dead”
My personal favourite is “The director of "Grease," Randal Kleiser, brings to the screen a sensual story of natural love.
Two children, shipwrecked alone on a tropical island. Nature is kind. They thrive on the bounty of jungle and lagoon. The boy grows tall. The girl beautiful. When their love happens, it is as natural as the sea, and as powerful,
THE BLUE LAGOON”. It takes up half the poster.
I wish the Scream taglines kept going.
"Someone has taken their love of reboots one step too far."
"Someone has taken their love of requels one step too far."
"Someone has taken their loce of Scream one step too far."
The Chicken Run tagline is beautiful.
The fact that someone got PAID to write some of these is insane.
I'm genuinely interested in watching some of these ngl, especially that Harry Block one
Scott Pilgrims tagline may be dum, but its important to remember that it fits the movie pretty well.
not all of these are bad.
Diary of A Wimpy Kid references a line from the book and makes it fitting for it being a movie.
And Scream is all about being a meta horror film series, so the taglines are meta
Why were the chicken run and sharknado 4 ones kinda slaying tho
Godzilla (1998)
“Size does matter”
Deep Red is actually a reference to Last House on the Left (1972): "To avoid fainting, keep repeating, 'It's only a movie… Only a movie… Only a movie…'"
Great video ^-^
right! i was wondering where i heard that before. i honestly really like it
i spent the entire video waiting for the Letterboxd tagline for Dr. T & the Women (2000):
"HE IS OVERWHELMED BY THE WOMAN IN HIS LIFE"
It’s sad to see some genuinely good movies with bad cringy taglines. Uhhh I hate bad marketing!
i‘ve always despised the paprika tagline. completely undersells the movie and turns it into a “heheh anime weird” punchline
"The Story never told"
The Amazing Spider-man
Was losing my shit laughing at these because they're at once terrible and wonderful, some of these had me downright clapping with glee because they're so stupid they turn right around to being amazing, and then Daisies came up and I lost it for completely other reasons. Was not expecting to see my beloved weird Czechoslovakian arthouse film here, out of all channels, out of all videos.
I feel like I couldn't tell which taglines are real or fake. Yet I do actually recognize some of these taglines.
‘A blast for you and a Blasphemy’ is so stupid it’s funny