Using A Poor Understanding Of Physics to Play Microsoft Flight Simulator
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I'd make an amazing pilot
RTGame two minute gang
We know
K
No you wouldn’t
Dan your flying skills absolutely terrify me
“Attention passengers, we cannot fly the aircraft because windows is updating and booting up. We will be in the air shortly. “
uhhhhh captain, we're at 13000ft
StilL i read that in CallMeKevin’s voice
just pull the blinds up
@@kelemh i tried, but they can't see.
Thats why they dont let you use phones on planes, they dont want you hogging all the internet the plane needs to in order to load everything
Imagine being in a plane and the pilot says, "hold on, its just booting up"
This happened to me.
I was on a plane and suddenly the whole plane went off for a few seconds, all the lights and the engines. It was fucking scary
@@pacofrost5015 when I was younger a plane I was in git strick by lightning cutting the power but the pilot definitely didnt say that
Linz N i imagine not, it likely just glided a bit
Imagine saying "where's the plane"
8:24
@@jamescarrotcsl8 If the plane was struck by lightning, it would have crashed.
Imagine hearing "How do I turn the plane back on?" As a passenger while the plane is moving
Imagine you hear a pilot having as much problems as RT when in the air..you are as good as dead
666 likes :o
I’d be even more scared then since I have a fear of flying
you would be an immortal since he disabled crashing
@@nuclearpaste the plane can’t crash, you’ll still crash into the walls of the plane and die
Imagine being on a flight and you overhear the pilot ask his co-pilot “Ya think I can do a barrel roll in a Boeing?”
Ryanair, am I right?
This is literally how a Brazilian pilot saved his flight from a hijacker who wanted to crash the plane - a 737 - into the presidential palace. Google "VASP Flight 375" for details.
@@bmarques333
Cool!
Also the first model Boeing 707's test flight did a barrel roll demonstration as well if I recall correctly.
Yes you can...
In a Boeing....
Boeing F/A-18 that is...
@@Menaceblue3 Yeah, and I think some Boeing execs _hated_ that too. It's a great story.
The Spire was already destroyed by the time RT began piloting. He's not the only pilot who doesn't know how to turn on a plane.
Finally! The spire deserved to die
Sunstar8472 tourists be damned
"Sir, a second plane has hit the spire."
“How do I turn the plane back on?” -RTgame, commercial pilot
Just imagine if your pilot said "how do I turn on the plane again?!" Mid flight
Use main and standby battery ;)
Truly, words to die by
As i read that he said it
RTplane
Flying with Daniel is once in a lifetime opportunity.
It sure is
Literally.
It’s also gonna be the last opportunity of your whole life
@@makeherclimax welcome to the joke
pa dum tss
Alternative title= Rt crashes millions of dollars worth of planes, then becomes immortal.
Implying that RT wasn't already immortal.
I thought you said immoral, and was like “yep, seems right”
Being a pilot
Pros: At least you won’t die alone
Cons: You will die
We all die someday.
-- pHILosOPHeR
@@neth7826 "Everybody has to die sometime."
-My uncle, hanging out the side of the truck with his 308
Fun fact: the first week of ground school you basically learn all the ways you’re going to die.
Things you probably don't want to hear from your pilot.
"How do I turn the plane back on?"
"Oh, and we're out of coffee..."
"can you do a barrel roll in this?"
"How do I turn left?"
“Is anyone else feeling really anxious right now?”
“HOW DO I LOWER MY SP-“
“There’s no controls listed.”
“I can’t see. I can’t see!”
“I can only play with one hand now, ‘cause the other hand I’ve got my alcohol.”
“I know one way to land, but it’s not the correct way.”
“Which one’s the brakes?”
“Don’t use the toilet right now. You will get thrown into the wall.”
“I think we might be in trouble; hang on. Where’s the plane?”
You know it’s good when he crashes in the first ten seconds
I leak pizza
Mochonami 479
me when i try to get out of bed
Does it even count as 10 🤣
"gently pull the stick to the left"
RT: *SLAMS IT TO THE LEFT AND DOES A BARREL ROLL*
That was actually an Aileron roll. Common misconception.
@@NostraFnDamus What exactly is a barrel roll, then?
@@slowmonet rolling a barrel
@@tf2scoutpunch175 if 7.7 billion people in the world were as smart as you we would already be on mars by now.
@@slowmonet Using elevator as well as roll, so your flight path is as if you're rolling around the inside of a barrel instead of spinning around a straight line.
"Today you're in charge for bringing us in for a safe landing"
*Proceeds to nosedive at 100 knots into some irrelevant poor guy's house*
Hey, I'm not irrelevant
@@Sir-Blaze You own a large house in the middle of nowhere in this kind of economy?
*KAMIKAZES*
@@stonksboinz
the forbidden nyoom
"oh thank god its booting up" is not what youd want to hear from a pilot
Ayy Lmao in mid air
or "hang on where is the plane"
Imagine being mid-flight and hearing,”hang on. Where is the plane?”and then all of a sudden you nosedive
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
“Which one’s the brakes?”
You’re hired.
r/usernamechecksout
Love it.
Excuse me, sir. But there aren't nearly enough frogs that have themselves secure jobs; would it be possible for us to take a plane into flight?
You literally created an account just for this comment
@@papierbak Wait is this reddit?
RTGame, Terror of the Skies, Terrified of the Seas, kind of OK on the ground
He Controls the ground, and the seas, He flooded the world, and created giant Land Spires for his city, he is the ground
Are you sure about that last one
eryiusnefarious RT is a terror on every game he plays. Also, nice Mao Mao pfp
He crashed before 10 seconds on the ground
Then use a rock type
The flight instructor leaves for a split second and looks back and sees the plane in flames
Just like CallMeKevin in the RAF
Me when clicking this video: He can't crash that often
10 seconds later: never mind
As someone who plays Ace Combat it makes me feel good that my ability to keep a plane away from the floor is apparently rare.
He eventually crashes the game
@Gizio the Jackal I mean yeah but the ability to not hit the ground under normal flight conditions is transferrable and consistently lacking among streamers.
Gamers: Oh cool you can crash into your house
RT: You had my curiousity, but now you have my attention
"Today youre in charge of giving us a safe landing"
*Plane nosediving into a home at mach speed*
"Which one's the brakes?
"I think I'm ready."
"i only play one hand now 'cause in the other one i've got my alcohol" that's not a sentence that you want to hear from your pilot
"How we doing?" *Cuts to commercial aircraft 20 feet above the ground clipping through trees and leveling buildings*
“Today you’re in charge of bringing us in for a safe landing.”
Country roads starts playing
"human lives or my own"
*hol' up*
HUMAN LIVES
Is RT not a human
HES A DEMON
I saw the game and immediately thought "ohhhh this can only go poorly. I cant wait!!!"
"This is my private jet"
>shows a turboprop
I mean it's a turbine, just, on the inside...
@@northropi2027 a jet is still not the same as a turboprop tho
I was about to say that
2:15
Flight instructor: you are really getting the hang of-
Also the instructor: you have left the training route.
Oh god why did that make me laugh that hard
"You're really getting the hang of- oh for [CZcams]s sake"
I’d rather fly with Kevin’s thicc boi airline than with Daniel.
that's saying something considering how chaotic Kevin's was iirc
But they're the same person,Dan's just pretending to be bad
Why did I read that in Kevin's voice
Toss Boy United wasn't too shabby either....
But they're both Kevin...
Id piss my pants and lose all hope if i heard RTs voice on the airplane intercom
That would probably be the funniest way to die.
As soon as i hear his voice on the intercom I know im dead
Not gonna lie, I read “Microsoft *Fight* Simulator” at first.
Fight / Flight
Now that is a game I wanna play
A good tactic in that game is throwing them through windows
Wait, it doesn't say Microsoft Fight Simulator?
"I think I'm ready"
"Which one's the brake?"
Imagine being in a plane and hearing "I can only fly with one hand because I've got my alcohol in the other," from the cockpit
Flight starring Denzel Washington and Daniel Rtgame
During the stream the chat was literally screaming at RT to put his flaps down
Rt: flies towards towers
Everyone else: country roads.. Take me home..
To the place I beloooong
West Virginia
MOUNTAIN MAMA
Take me home
@sven kip take me homee! Country roads!
Hey guys just wanted to let you know:
50% of the video is literally Loading Screens because Dan can't stop dying for one second
DeathbyFar ! it is the quality content i subbed for
Why would you warn us that we're about to have a good time? 😃
"Dormammu, I've come to fly"
"Today you're in charge of bringing us in for a safe landing"
*RT has plane literally pointing straight-down into a house*
Me: has hope
Rt: instantly crashes
Rarely am I this pleased to be this disappointed.
4:10 "you collided with an object and caused critical damage to the aircraft"
i.e "you crashed into the f-ing ground"
My flight from Ireland to England wasn't like this, but god I wish it was
Must've been raining
good comment, underrated
Jarrett Williams Isn't it always?
Not even a minute in and he crashes. I would book every aplane he flew
I want die airlines
*We appear to be missing both wings the back half of the plane and the fuel tank um please sign the on board life insurance and if you want to you can purchase the parachute for $199.99 but we only have one s-* *(crash)*
“Gotta reach 55mph, Marty”
*facepalms self for extra 33mph
Maybe he thought it was 88km/h?
@@renakunisaki That's what I thought when I first saw the movie.
He really be flying though
He really do tho
He really be in the air
“Flying” is such a strong word. He’s in a plane that is in the air
He’s not though, it’s just a simulation.
The Liamster you sir have stuped the lowest low
5:21 "Which one's the brakes."
*THERE AIN'T NO BRAKES ON THE RTPLANE.*
Thank you for flying with air RT we apologize for the inconvenience you may have that includes broken arms or legs, concussion, and your dinner from the night before. We truly apologize and show that we appreciate your patronage we are offering an extra pack of packing peanuts, for the next tree flights may you join us again at rtgames airport.
‘How do I turn the plane back on’ isn’t what you want to hear from your pilot at 32000ft
Y'know my friend says he's gonna take me flying some time next year, this uhh... this doesnt help.
Is he Irish?
If the pilot has an Irish accent then you're probably safer just jumping out the emergency exit.
RT airlines:
"We fly, you cry!"
RT comes over the intercom, "Hello passengers, this is your Captain Speaking." Me, "I'm holding up the plane!! If you value your life get off!"
September 11 2001
One Irish man finds himself in front of an airplane
And oh boy he's about to invent the TSA
Oh dear
"Ladies and gentlemen please hold on to your seatbelts as we are experiencing mild turbulence due to *TREES NOT RENDERING* "
“Today you’re in charge of bringing all of us to a safe landing” *RT’s screen shows him steadily crashing towards the ground*
"This is a bumpy start, I need to straighten it"
Proceeds to push control column all the way forward
2:48 This is the equivalent to that gag where somebody chops of a branch they are sitting on.
Instructer: Gently pull the yoke left or right to start rolling the plane
RT: OK FULL 90° ANGLE TO THE LEFT WE'RE ROLLING FOR THE GROUND
that Theoretical Degree in Physics going to good use I see
"lets level the plane out"
*crashes into the ground propeller 1st*
"And we're airborne!"
*instantly nosedives and lands on propeller immediately crushing all on board*
I expected more Starfox References like:
Personnally, I prefer the air.
It's quiet, too quiet.
You didn't even say "Do a barrel roll!"
3:35 Me after math class
RT pilots a plane, he announces to his passengers that he'd like to play some tunes for them.
......
Country Roads intensifies!!!
"Private jet"
Is in a propeller aircraft
"You're in charge of landing safely"
You went STRAIGHT down
RTPlane airlines: where safety is our priority, just a very low one
The moral of the story is: You shouldn't drink and drive, but drinking while flying will improve things.
YOU'VE LEFT THE TRAINING AIRSPACE, YOU NEED TO GO BACK.
Can only imagine the *beautiful skyline* of one of Daniels cities from a plane.
1:58
*BOEING*
4:04 When you stall immediately after takeoff lmao
Instructor: You have control now
Also instructor: *takes the only parachute and bails immediately
RT: Guess I'll crash then
That upside down plane in the middle of the forest looks like it could easily be a location in a post apocalyptic open world game.
3:23 Now this is pod racing!
Imagine the pilot saying: „How do I lower the speed?“
You’re in for a good time when the pilot says “where’s the plane”
I wonder how long it will take him to- Oh, nevermind.
He crashed.
You know, I didn't think I'd ever find a stream more stressful to watch than playing chess, but RT always achieves the unachievable.
"Which one's the brakes?"
"I think I'm ready!"
6:25 Would be really ironic if he did it with a Boeing
alternative title: every passengers nightmare
“I got my own private jet"
*plane very clearly has propeller*
I remember seeing chat have a tutorial death count when this was live 😂
RT: "Is there an autopilot button?"
Me: The *real* question is, is there a plane that won't f@^kin' explode or crash every fifteen seconds?
The thumbnail looks like the Windows XP background but it's edited.
“This is your captain speaking, it looks like we should have calm skies today and oops Cody I’ve turned off the plane, how do I turn the plane back on”
I’m currently watching this while a tornado is happening
RT: I'd be an amazing pilot
Also RT: *Immediately crashes the plane*
As a person that’s actually learning to be a pilot, this is hard to watch
But you can never be worse than RTPilot
Jellyfish 0 You right. I‘ll never get on the level of RTPilot, it might cost me my job. That’s a shame
@8:39 when your flight from Australia forgets to flip back over
When your pilot says through the intercomms: I can fly this plane i am ready. You sure know you are in good hands
Have a feeling you might have missed a couple years of flight school...
Caitlin well actually fun fact you get to fly your first plane the first month of flight school!
Botts King Really? OMG that's mad. Surely not by yourself though? Like, surely they'd get a flight instructor in the cockpit with you.
@@caitlin4318 Yeah
Your flying skills are so GOOD they terrify me.
RTGame managed to turn even Microsoft Flight Simulator into a horrible nightmare. Great job.
1:30 Annnnnnnd FLAP
0:06 *Clearly a turboprop on screen* RT: Got my own private jet
Tells me all I need to know on how much you know about aviation. Calling it right now when you go for a landing you'll go in nose first.
It's almost like he wasn't being serious in this video
6:17 THIS IS THE GREATEST PLANNNN
As an aircraft mechanic, this video has explained so, so much. I now know exactly what occured prior to a pilot blowing all 3 tires on landing a 172, despite the fact the nose gear doesn't even have brakes to lock up. Or how a crack developed in the spar when the plane hasn't even left the ground since the last check. Or how the new avionics setup doesn't work when the pilot uses it, despite the fact it was extensively tested and ops checked in the hangar, and when we look at it again, mysteriously a whole bunch of settings were changed that shouldn't have been.