Scale of Hate - Daliso Chaponda Top 5 Jokes of 2018, #1

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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
  • This is an excerpt from the 80 minute special 'What the African Said'. For the full special go to www.amazon.co.uk/DALISO-What-...
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  • @sharifgardo7100
    @sharifgardo7100 Před 4 lety +682

    no impressions, no dirty jokes.. Just a pure intelligent jokes here man.. he did his research thoroughly.. Great speaker and presenter.

  • @melaniemckernan2944
    @melaniemckernan2944 Před rokem +71

    I am in South Africa and disabled and I am laughing so hard I cant breathe and tears are pouring down my face🤣🤣🤣
    You are brilliant ❤

  • @tomadams3528
    @tomadams3528 Před 5 lety +869

    " We came a long way...we've WIFI now . 200 years ago this would've been an Auction."
    -- Daliso Chaponda.

    • @susancedeno3882
      @susancedeno3882 Před 5 lety +6

      Boom n just that... 😂😂😂♥️

    • @mohammed_wari
      @mohammed_wari Před 5 lety +1

      He is really too much.

    • @rwothomio
      @rwothomio Před 5 lety +13

      i fell off my chair when he said that

    • @seatedliberty
      @seatedliberty Před 5 lety +6

      Not everyone saw it, and it is only proper to list an attribution when you quote someone."Credit where credit is due".- Steven Preston

    • @cabletelcontar5440
      @cabletelcontar5440 Před 5 lety +5

      @@seatedliberty exactly. And this is "the internet where anyone can say anything" ...Mahatma Gandhi

  • @eugenegohdikern6006
    @eugenegohdikern6006 Před 3 lety +38

    Boy, that last bit where he said, "You get to the point where getting outrage starts losing its power." Hits real hard.

  • @sayan7939
    @sayan7939 Před 4 lety +60

    Daliso is such a gem. Firstly his words have the clarity which makes it easier for non english speakers to understand them. Secondly his political and jokes on racism are so borderline but never crossing the line that it actually makes you laugh your ass off yet pondering over the issues. He deserves much more attention than this.

  • @christianraphael3521
    @christianraphael3521 Před 2 lety +18

    "He just forgot he was white"
    I actually screamed

  • @moomanni656
    @moomanni656 Před 2 lety +9

    The HOP-SKIP-and-JUMP fund🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @yominutes9902
    @yominutes9902 Před 5 lety +1158

    Any film producers out here, please use this guy for a cartoon character (voice-over) he would be great I tell you.

    • @Ir0nMa1d3n
      @Ir0nMa1d3n Před 5 lety +16

      Omg....yes!!!

    • @jarad4621
      @jarad4621 Před 5 lety +13

      God yes, Daniso would make an excellent voice actor. His voice is unique

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 Před 5 lety +9

      @@Ir0nMa1d3n lol...you sound like Gabriel Iglesias drive thru.." omg yes ".

    • @Ir0nMa1d3n
      @Ir0nMa1d3n Před 5 lety +2

      @@tomadams3528 jijijihhaahajiji. Lol

    • @patricktrujillo8421
      @patricktrujillo8421 Před 5 lety +1

      Could be the next Apu

  • @MihzvolWuriar
    @MihzvolWuriar Před 5 lety +287

    That paratrooper joke was insane, easily a 5 minute long laugh for me, you made my day

    • @sfab5039
      @sfab5039 Před 5 lety +5

      Daliso Chaponda I love you! Keep it up 💕

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird Před 4 lety +35

      Reminds me of the disabled comedian who was talking about how everything is called special and he got concerned when he saw “special forces”

    • @dove7778
      @dove7778 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AlwaysBolttheBird ...going to war... jz finishing yr sentence😉

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird Před 4 lety +1

      Sharon Sharn haha thanks. Yeah I never finished that huh

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Před 4 lety +3

      yaya! Got a rich bellyroll out of that one and then the follow up (laughing again now just typing this) "Right, right, right right right" omg

  • @basslife9078
    @basslife9078 Před 3 lety +127

    I love this guy. His jokes are perfectly timed and delivered. Clean and extremely funny. One of the best comedians to come out since Gabriel Iglesias. Much love and thank you for the laughs especially during these difficult times across the globe.

    • @doctorlolchicken7478
      @doctorlolchicken7478 Před 2 lety +1

      Why is he clean? There were a few dirty jokes even in this segment. I don’t care if he’s clean or dirty, I just find it surprising several people describe him as clean.

    • @silasarpagaus3520
      @silasarpagaus3520 Před rokem

      ​@Doctor Lolchicken they think clean = no sex jokes

    • @GUULLIVER
      @GUULLIVER Před 7 měsíci

      @@silasarpagaus3520 There was at least one sex joke in it!

  • @alvshill
    @alvshill Před 4 lety +39

    He is one of the cleverest comedians I think I’ve ever seen.

  • @jermainelong1843
    @jermainelong1843 Před 4 lety +39

    "Outsourcing the offended-ness." Sums it up perfectly.

  • @shamsj7193
    @shamsj7193 Před 5 lety +195

    Beautifully crafted, intelligent comedy!! George Carlin would be a fan!

  • @osaroejii
    @osaroejii Před 4 lety +31

    Daliso is the most hilarious comedian I've seen my whole life. Gosh... This guy should have a TV that airs daily, I'll be glued to my television watching him! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @datorahimkamilsulaiman7644
    @datorahimkamilsulaiman7644 Před 4 lety +62

    When a genius decides to warm up our lives! Superb

  • @sicily7710
    @sicily7710 Před 5 lety +39

    This guy is so real and hillarious! I hope he gets his own show he so deserves it.

  • @realadriendmf
    @realadriendmf Před 5 lety +561

    Thats some great conscious comedy right here. Sad that more people dont watch your videos!!!
    This deserves millions of views

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser Před 5 lety +5

      I mean he should have got the invitation to AGT champions...

    • @realadriendmf
      @realadriendmf Před 5 lety +3

      @@QueenMuser Wow just realised that! 🤯

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser Před 3 lety +1

      @@realadriendmf eventually he went to BGT Champions, that was enough 😅 but Preacher Lawson came over and stole the competition

    • @andamlakandfitret6561
      @andamlakandfitret6561 Před 3 lety +1

      He got my pass not because I am black because the effort it took to calm the majority and took them on a journey of what right or wrong, and succeeded in pursuing the ordinance to the essence of the topic.

  • @robertriva1313
    @robertriva1313 Před 2 lety +20

    Love this guy,he's is so refreshing.He goes where angels fear to tread. IMHO he is the best stand up comedian the UK has seen in decades.Just knew he would be a star when I first saw him on BGT. He should have his own TV series.May God bless him.

  • @praveenmc1672
    @praveenmc1672 Před rokem +4

    The only comedian whom one won't get tired after listening again and again..

  • @jeffking4176
    @jeffking4176 Před rokem +5

    This man is extremely witty and hilarious, he’s fantastic.

  • @abbyyaa3052
    @abbyyaa3052 Před 5 lety +68

    Watching You from Ghana! I Love all your videos from Britain got talent and you are a star of Africa ...... You really made my day with pure talent jokes

  • @jordans8527
    @jordans8527 Před 4 lety +123

    Glad to see he's doing well after BGT :)

  • @kings_chronicle592
    @kings_chronicle592 Před 3 lety +30

    His style is unique and glad to see hes doing well

  • @jeezluis1779
    @jeezluis1779 Před 5 lety +67

    “Hop jump and skip fund” I have never laughed so hard in my life, probably one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @gemmadunandoras3986
      @gemmadunandoras3986 Před 2 lety +1

      As someone who relies on things like PIP, I can safely say that he is absolutely correct! XD
      I have just howled with laughter at that!

  • @peterzolintakis7227
    @peterzolintakis7227 Před 4 lety +28

    I love this guy, very cutting edge. I think he's getting better and better each time I see him

  • @MohamedHassan-ui1cq
    @MohamedHassan-ui1cq Před 3 lety +8

    Beautiful performance and clean jokes. Daliso Chiponda is my kind of comedian.

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 Před 4 lety +16

    Give this man a comedy special!!!

    • @lillithdv8
      @lillithdv8 Před 4 lety

      Daliso Chaponda OMG you answered, I’m honoured 😍! I will check your special for sure, you’re super funny. Love ya!!

  • @yesumactuallyno1026
    @yesumactuallyno1026 Před 4 lety +50

    Brilliant how he weaves relevant social commentary into his routine.

  • @GLyy22
    @GLyy22 Před 2 lety +5

    Why has Netflix not given this guy a special yet!!

    • @chaponda
      @chaponda  Před 2 lety +2

      This special is on Amazon Prime

    • @GLyy22
      @GLyy22 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chaponda thank you I’m watching it right now.. I’m a big fan Keep up the good work I hope there will be plenty more of ur specials

    • @jeffreybannerman5234
      @jeffreybannerman5234 Před rokem

      Lot's of respect

  • @michaelwright2899
    @michaelwright2899 Před 4 lety +47

    I love Dalisa. So edgy, intelligent and funny. This routine is just genius. His “auction” joke on BGT just killed it.

  • @jovosedlar3395
    @jovosedlar3395 Před 11 měsíci

    Brother people like you mAke this World a better place. We need exposure to laughter and distance with anger and stress. Hello from Serbia to good people laughing their bellys off

  • @virgil_tb2
    @virgil_tb2 Před 2 lety +6

    A breathe of fresh air. Telling it like it is. Thank you so much.

  • @ellieesposito9683
    @ellieesposito9683 Před rokem +4

    He is a very smart comedian. When I first heard him. He became one of my favorite comedian. Thank you for making me laugh all the time I see you.

  • @baydaissi2702
    @baydaissi2702 Před 3 lety +7

    My favourite comedian, so hilarious
    Wish he had more shows. Always a great laugh

  • @jenpeacock426
    @jenpeacock426 Před 4 lety +27

    Brilliant! Absolutely awesome! Very thought-provoking, extremely amusing and oh so entertaining.

    • @freeandfair124
      @freeandfair124 Před 4 lety

      hi jen, can i get ur IG or whatsapp?thanks merry xmas. thank.u deliso for always keeping it real.

    • @CIOZimbabwe
      @CIOZimbabwe Před 3 lety

      @@freeandfair124 reduce the thirst

  • @acolley2891
    @acolley2891 Před 3 lety +11

    I learn something new from him every time. And he is so funny.

  • @ericdee1310
    @ericdee1310 Před 3 lety +14

    I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my life! Brilliantly done! 😁

  • @Mau_Rence
    @Mau_Rence Před 2 lety +4

    Daliso you are the most intelligent comedian that know man!!! Kudos to you!

  • @mc4661
    @mc4661 Před 7 měsíci

    His comedy shows are actually lessons.

  • @sriramaswamy
    @sriramaswamy Před 2 lety +7

    Fantastic job. You’re an amazing person with great sense of humor and sensibility

  • @reenieager4243
    @reenieager4243 Před 2 lety +2

    So clever and delightful insight. Funny and thoughtful with brilliant punchlines. He makes you laugh, cry, think and enjoy. Great delivery. Please show more of him.

  • @Motlatsi
    @Motlatsi Před 4 lety +6

    He just got mentioned on big Radio Station (Radio 702) this morning in South Africa, I came here to check him out and am loving the tangible material he's dishing. I have no doubt he's about to soar in SA.

  • @nickthenoodle9206
    @nickthenoodle9206 Před 2 měsíci

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

  • @tingneihatkuki8337
    @tingneihatkuki8337 Před 4 lety +18

    I really love how well you observed your surroundings and are putting out these concerns out, acceptable by public and with the right amount of humor. Not preachy but enjoyable and make you think atleast once..✌️✌️

  • @marcelmarizu1229
    @marcelmarizu1229 Před rokem +1

    Perfect voice over actor 😍

  • @preciouskapanga6733
    @preciouskapanga6733 Před 5 lety +37

    You’re the best Daliso!!

  • @freddymello3227
    @freddymello3227 Před 5 lety +44

    A great comedian,welcome to Tanzania

  • @gun1249
    @gun1249 Před 5 lety +40

    He is an actual comedian.

    • @abasslinelow
      @abasslinelow Před 3 lety +1

      Absolutely. Got Talent stand-up acts tend to either be pity parties for the disabled or completely substanceless and without teeth. He's one of maybe half a dozen I've seen that can stand on his own merit.

  • @heshanwickramaratne5308
    @heshanwickramaratne5308 Před rokem +1

    Man this was absoultly brilliant. Spitting deep facts but still keeping the edge off with comedy. Pure brilliance.

  • @shereenn6915
    @shereenn6915 Před 3 lety +8

    Love u sooo from Syria . You help me to laugh while being depressed.

    • @daughtry33
      @daughtry33 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m so sorry for your depression. We all go through rough times and seasons. This too shall pass and you will see better days

    • @shereenn6915
      @shereenn6915 Před 3 lety

      @@daughtry33 Thank you so much. Really ur words gave me hope.

  • @fainitesbarley2245
    @fainitesbarley2245 Před 3 lety +8

    Loved him from the first joke on BGT. A very, very funny, clever man.

  • @Isbanda
    @Isbanda Před 4 lety +18

    "Blind archers take aim" 😂 😂

  • @rodrigofernandez9055
    @rodrigofernandez9055 Před 4 lety +29

    Outsouced offendness actually happens in real life. Great Daliso!!

  • @ralph-stanleymentor6550
    @ralph-stanleymentor6550 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the best way to preach about this matter… demystify this subject. Thank you man.

  • @seith2022
    @seith2022 Před 3 lety +7

    Love his performances, hope he gets more views

  • @modabic
    @modabic Před 5 lety +51

    Great work Daliso. Maaaan rooting for your future success... Thanks for sharing this routine.

  • @KshVidyachandra
    @KshVidyachandra Před 4 lety +3

    Love you Daliso... You're great... A long way since BGT... Keep amazing everyone 👏👏

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake Před 4 lety +21

    This guy's pretty brave with his jokes. Nice!

  • @gkwise9940
    @gkwise9940 Před 5 lety +32

    Sometimes he just makes me laugh even if I didn't get anything he said by just seeing the crowd laugh.

  • @skris391
    @skris391 Před 5 lety +27

    Love this guy. Good material delivered simply.

  • @georgeguy2963
    @georgeguy2963 Před 5 lety +3

    WOW! Just WOW! This is the second time I am listening to him. Now here is some intelligent routines. Awsome Daliso!

  • @susannefitzpatrick9955
    @susannefitzpatrick9955 Před rokem +2

    A totally unique talent. I hope he conquers the world!

  • @Rakmandra
    @Rakmandra Před rokem +3

    it is just rare that someone can make me laugh like that on an intelligent level ... you sir are in my top 3 of all times
    I keep scaring my cats by laughing so loud 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gibsonsanau549
    @gibsonsanau549 Před 3 lety +1

    2021, & now I think I found that channel !!! ....Daliso, the King of comedy..

  • @manuelcristobal8962
    @manuelcristobal8962 Před 5 lety +4

    The best comedian with sense and sensibility

  • @mariacalipari7227
    @mariacalipari7227 Před 5 lety +6

    You are a card! Loved you when I first heard you and love you now. Never change

  • @gcmoss
    @gcmoss Před 2 lety +4

    You, and those like you, seem to accurately acknowledge the noise; distill it into a hilarious, outrageous, and audacious, yet tasty niblit. Because you are so brilliantly polar, listeners enjoying the treat will want to pass it on. As they share,they will add their own special spice. Thank you, I am a fan and have been following you since BGT! Loved you then, and now!

  • @senoritaguapo7887
    @senoritaguapo7887 Před 4 lety +3

    I love @dalisochaponda as I've watched his audition to BGT even if it's too late for me to watch this as I never thought it's been 3 yrs but the moment I saw his audition I followed up until semi final to Grand final and I live him soooooo much

  • @mahershalalbaz
    @mahershalalbaz Před 2 lety +4

    The paratrooper joke is hilarious 😂 😂 😂

  • @princenehemiah4535
    @princenehemiah4535 Před 4 lety +7

    Much love from Nigeria. I love all your jokes. Keep it up brother

  • @CoffeeCupVT
    @CoffeeCupVT Před 2 lety +1

    Parent of a severely disabled child here - and your disabled joke is HYSTERICAL! And you're absolutely right about the focus on the cosmetic matters rather than the actual need: "Hop, Skip, & Jump Act" is fine with me!! God bless you, and keep 'em comin'.

    • @chaponda
      @chaponda  Před 2 lety +3

      Thanks a lot. I'm very glad. That joke went through many drafts and was very much one which I felt, people who are disabled and/or have disabled loved ones should be laughing hardest or i need to change the joke. And, the disability benefit cut was infuriating.

    • @collinskipchumba728
      @collinskipchumba728 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chaponda I like that you replied to this, shows the serious man behind the jokes. God bless you

  • @sabina1794
    @sabina1794 Před 2 lety +2

    Smart and hilarious! Wonderful combination 😂😂😂
    And his smile is incredible! Makes me smile throughout the whole program 👍🏻😍

  • @balaribyrsat8788
    @balaribyrsat8788 Před 5 lety +15

    Love you Daliso....from India

  • @mariaparker7545
    @mariaparker7545 Před 4 lety +34

    so totally agree with everything he says.. everyone has lost or is losing their sense of humour these days.. great comic!

  • @JasmineTsang00099
    @JasmineTsang00099 Před 2 lety +1

    The mirror "n__ n___ n__" got me laughing so hard i had to pause the video. I CANNOT believe this man just said this so bluntly LOOOL. Love his clever humour!!

  • @tembeiharrison4426
    @tembeiharrison4426 Před 2 lety +1

    So intelligently comical...thumps up Sir,you are a rare gem

  • @delirium11
    @delirium11 Před 8 měsíci

    Daliso Chaponda makes good points! The oversensitive public prioritizes debating non-essential episodes as terrible events while real subjects of debates are easily skipped as non-essential.

  • @tracyclements616
    @tracyclements616 Před 5 lety +2

    Deliso xxxx you're absolutely brilliant xxxx I love you as an artist xxxx

  • @Beargrin89
    @Beargrin89 Před rokem +2

    Omg I love this guy, the paratrooper joke nearly killed me

  • @PDeRop
    @PDeRop Před 5 lety +128

    Dearest Daliso Chaponda. Please... pretty please.. get your comedy out on iTunes (just audio) if you can. I need you. Sweet, intelligent comedy. I cannot listen to Louis CK anymore.. George Carlin is dead.. you are heading straight for their spot.

    • @firstanlas
      @firstanlas Před 5 lety +2

      George Carlin though 👌

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop Před 5 lety

      SMD K one of my adulthood heros.

    • @dalisochaponda592
      @dalisochaponda592 Před 5 lety +2

      not audio, but the full 80 mins show this clip is from is on iTunes itunes.apple.com/gb/movie/daliso-what-the-african-said/id1436481021

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop Před 5 lety +3

      @@dalisochaponda592 Yes.. I have it on my iTunes. But I usually listen to this kind of stuff without the video to distract me. It helps me think the ideas being provided. And make people in the subway look at me very puzzled, when I almost take a knee at a good joke.

    • @PDeRop
      @PDeRop Před 5 lety +3

      @@firstanlas The policeman joke was so good. How many fingers ? :)

  • @crucibleknightordovis2936

    I did this at my school talent show and I won 1st place and I was inspired by him to do it

  • @bgreenall01
    @bgreenall01 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you for making us think!

  • @velveder2
    @velveder2 Před 5 lety +2

    Excellent! Gives you something to think about.

  • @lindagarcia6327
    @lindagarcia6327 Před 4 lety +2

    Happily stumbled on this
    Love this man
    I hope he really makes it big as a comedian
    Spreading love from the beautiful islands of the PHILIPPINES

  • @athaliarachidi8540
    @athaliarachidi8540 Před 5 lety +2

    Lots of love from South Africa 👌👌👌

  • @hasibnaheen6175
    @hasibnaheen6175 Před 4 lety +10

    That auction part is totally hillarious xD
    Love from Bangladesh

    • @jalandastevens204
      @jalandastevens204 Před 4 lety

      Such a funny man Daliso,
      the crowd is too serious, clapping like he's giving a speech..

  • @hadiaelkhalifa3411
    @hadiaelkhalifa3411 Před 4 lety +129

    He's talented but it was a tough crowd.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii Před 4 lety +20

      i think you mean he's talented *and it was a tough crowd - he still got them laughing! and thinking too i bet

    • @vaitalv9361
      @vaitalv9361 Před 3 lety +15

      I actually think they were engaged & paying attention. This guy balanced story-telling with jokes, and his delivery is pretty intriguing.

    • @elpresidente699
      @elpresidente699 Před 2 lety

      Looks like the crowd I'd like over educated bunch. When you are too educated it's hard to laugh
      Lol

    • @meilyn22
      @meilyn22 Před 2 lety

      @@vaitalv9361 I agree, they were really into what he was saying.

  • @tandekangoma5715
    @tandekangoma5715 Před 5 lety

    He is great. First time to listen to his jokes.

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před 4 lety +2

    Really great comedy! Clever, insightful and funny👍

  • @carriesee7209
    @carriesee7209 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you sir, for making it real

  • @cmukupo1606
    @cmukupo1606 Před 5 lety +1

    i do love your sets man, pure Gold and if i may say so myself getting better everytime

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 Před 5 lety +16

    Funniest as usual from Chaponda. Thank you comic excellent

  • @grahamdean9978
    @grahamdean9978 Před 2 lety +1

    Traditional comedian. Takes a serious topic and makes it ludicrous and funny.

  • @jesperilauhio3142
    @jesperilauhio3142 Před 5 lety +43

    Hop, skip and jump fund killed me...

  • @ESDfilms
    @ESDfilms Před 5 lety +3

    Amazing work

  • @Rains215
    @Rains215 Před 4 lety +4

    "Like it's Voldemort." I died laughing at that!🤣

    • @abasslinelow
      @abasslinelow Před 3 lety

      That was definitely my favorite line hahaha

  • @lynchelal4266
    @lynchelal4266 Před 4 lety +3

    Hi Daliso you are so amazing I love you double 👍👍👍👍👍🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @SpicyMartina
    @SpicyMartina Před 5 lety +6

    I'm always laughing when I see your videos! Loved you on Britain's got talent!

  • @justusschmeer5893
    @justusschmeer5893 Před 5 lety +4

    Man I love this sense of humor

  • @DEEZ_N4T
    @DEEZ_N4T Před 3 lety +12

    I get the being “offended in someone’s behalf” 😂😂😂 makes me laugh how much of a clown people turn themselves into for something they have zero involvement