Asian Parent Punishments
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- FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATERS
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If you grew up with Immigrant Parents you know.
Massive respect to all immigrant parents, I'm still working on a visa XD Hope to join you soon.
Also guys sorry about the low energy, Got the second vaccine shot and it is whoopin my butt.
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“I have trained my whole life for the moment he gets a B so that I can whip him with my ancestral whooping powers.”
hahahah
User pic check ✅
I'm a pro at it too ... Courtesy of my Asian Parents who forced me to study to get into med school😭😭
Childhood trauma!!
@@aniketsaha1601 well one thing, never do what u don't like, cuz no matter what u do u mostly fail in it. Do something u like :)
Kid: *gets 99%
Asian Parents: "So you have chosen physical and psychological damage"
True😭
"very effective"
Failure
I wheeze
Kid fainted
I showed this to my Asian friend who was born and raised in Indonesia. He was cracking up. He said it's a perfect representation of Asian parents and he said the slipper is 'the ultimate weapon of Asian parents' 😂😂
My mom used the hamd
It's not just Asian families- ask anyone Hispanic about "La Chancleta/Chancla"
Funny, my dad uses a spoon
@@Yushika2638 My parents and older sisters use the chopsticks and wooden spatulas
@@susanfender307 The scariest thing of being from Brazil is the slippers with GPS that will chase you until it reaches you, or the belt xD
“The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage. Very effective.”
Truer words have never been spoken…regarding parenting advice to guarantee the motivational response you want to see in your child.
Quick, effective, guaranteed results, providing additional bonus time for the parent to be more productive, or if the parent is not Asian, to be used as “me time”.
This is GOLD.
The line you said made me get tears while watching the video. Its golden, but also very true 😂
"Hello, I am a professional Asian Dad. I specialize in failure management."
indeed
So, if your son never makes you proud or not a failure... Does that mean your failing at your profession?
@@StevenHe indeed sir indeed
Finally I found this kind of comment. Can't stop laughing when Steven He said like that XD
How does beating change anything.
This guy has so much on his plate: bejing corn, whooping failures, being haunted, and searching his sons room
Yes 😆😆😆
Ikr
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
and flexing at his neighbor lol
All while flexing on neighbors.
The 99% is so accurate. When I was in elementary school, the highest you can get on the citywide exam is 99%, meaning you scored in the top 1% (higher than 99%) of the students. That was really something to try to explain to my parents.
Growing up I had a lot of Asian friends and we would always joke about how strict our parents were(I’m black) but I always felt I had it a bit easier because of the grades part. My dad was cool with me getting a B.
I’ll also never forget the day my mom made me pick out the stick to get whipped, real life emotional damage.
Yes. The problem with these punishments is that they are always in the base of humiliation. Punishment should be dealing with the real consequences of the actions... Like facing the trouble you caused by fixing it or the people you pranked, etc.
Humiliation by being spanked? No thats literal consequence. Its up to the kid if they want to feel humiliated. Generally is a state of fear up until kid just stops caring.
He is dead right, never pick the smaller ones cause they’ll whip you with it. Get a big one, better yet one super heavy so they tire after a few hits.
@@1014p I don't understand what you mean. Spanking is not right. It damages your self-esteem, therefore the way you interact in society and teaches you to solve things with violence.
REAL CONSEQUENCES would be: not eating because you didn't cook your food; going home walking because you made your dad wait for you too long at the school door; having to apologize to strangers you hurt/pranked. That's what I mean with punishments that deal directly with the consequences of a mistake.
Me and my brothers are afraid of our mothers voice so how are we suppose to chose with which stick or spoon to be spanked with
Asian Parents: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”
*inflict long term emotional and psychological damage*
Asian Parents: “Why are you such a failure?”
Nah man we are numb to it
They are failure because they didn’t do enough psychological and physical damage
@Julian Vaul Discombobulated
@@Aryan-sw7dp discombobulate you
eh its just the carrot and stick concept. Success is is rewarded while failure is punished. Competition is much much greater here in Asia so no wonder parents are more desperate
"Honey is that the crazy neighbour who always pretends to be his dad?"
"I'm afraid it is...."
"Hmmmm....must be some sort of childhood trauma..."
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A SLIPPER COMING-"
Hahaha every car driving by
But remember the leather slipper has maximum trauma efficiency. None of this polymer fake fabric white man clothing. Proper equipment. - In a Steven He accent
When you good enough you can get that slipper to break glass
@@StevenHe don't forget to lock your wrist when throwing the slipper and let it slip out of your hand
@@scootergrant8683 Pretty sure you won’t find “made in (any “White” European country) stamped on the average slipper or on the tag, what’s this crap about fake white man fabric? You been letting the TV puke into your mind again? The way the “white man” image gets twisted, they would be the ones so “rich and privileged”, they wouldn’t be wearing anything less than a leather slipper.
I remember one time I made my dad mad and tried to run away so he wouldn't catch me. In the blink of an eye he took a broom and threw it like a spear towards my legs, causing me to trip and fall. it totally felt like being hunted
Are you Asian?
"The big sticks are just sticks the smaller sticks are whips" This got me and my sister laughing so hard
The accuracy of “I never look” is unbelievably relatable
IKR! My mom doesn't get mad at me for playing games, she gets mad at me for having the general demeanor of a game player, which is to say, any time I am relaxed
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@@icegod4849 same lol
@@xewrt4190 obviously a rick roll rick astley is overrated
@@ballpythonsarecool5437 i feel like he’s underrated. 80% of the people who know him only know him for that one song, not even because they think it’s a good song, but because it became a huge historical meme.
You see when I was 10 I once thought I dodged the slipper, only to be reminded that they come in pairs , truly a genius design
Lmao fr
lmao
I can feel your pain from here
I buried my aunts slipper she used to smack my bum under a bunch of garbage in the bin/trash can so she didn't have it to smack me with no more then was also reminded they came in pairs :(
😂
Oh man, the "hold this pillow" punishment brings back memories. So similar to the "heaviest sheet of paper in the world" punishment, where someone has to hold a sheet of paper with both hands and with both arms extended straight out. That sheet of paper will get heavy very quickly.
It sucks so much, the pain of just having to stand there. I feel like it’s worse if you have your parents just right next to you, watching if you falter
@@AstroidWandereryou don't need to stand the arms stretched out hurts a lot
The worst my parents ever did was the lectures/rants. Hours upon hours of just having to sit there. I used to think getting a stick was the worst, but when they transitioned to lectures, I missed the stick.
"The best thing about the slipper is the quick draw speed"
-Sun Tzu, Art of failure management
And I bet he knows a L I T T L E more than you do pal because he invented it.
@@toymaster4041 TF2 reference, nice
And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor
No STEVEN HE,art Of failure, management
Hahaha
The harsh reality is, Asian parents too often make you carry out *your own punishment.*
YES i RELATE
I'm a good boi so this ain't relatable :D
Steve he is my inspiration he even inspired me to make my own skits! Plees check them out
@@kinguman308 o no its because my little sister blames everything on me. and parents eat it all up
My dad say if I doo bad I get punished if my little sister do bad I get punished because I did not teach her well.
he should start an slipper punishment school 🤣🤣
I am EasternEuropean and this is so relative to my upbringing and the upbringing of many of my friends and counsins. The emotional damage and failure is still with me even as I have passed 50.
Same. I'm Russian and we have a strict culture of family and obedience, just like in other places in Asia. We're also pressured like crazy when it comes to our education performance, since conditions in Russia aren't the best and only the best worker ants can have a chance at decent life. All of those combined are a great recipe for abuse under the guise of "discipline". It may not be as evident as in China and Japan with their productivity cult, for example, but it still exists.
Same I hear you 😂
my favorite line: "the unfairness delivers extra emotional damage, very effective"
"It's not easy"
Yes
Bro when I read this comment I was actually watching that line
This one explains my childhood trauma
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The “I never look I just whoop his ass anyways” had laughing so hard 😂😂😂
Yoooo that was hilarious
I read this while this was bout to happen
@@crimsonenergy4735 lmao 😂😂
I just died!! so true
That sounds like some legendary Slipper Fu.
2:08 I dunno why, but, "I know it look like short range melee weapon for defending da disappointment" was extra hilarious
Steven never heard of a switch. My grandmother had a weeping willow in her front lawn next to the swing set. Heaven and hell in one place.
YESS. and my grandmother did the worst part..... she made me go pick out the one she would use.
The Art of Punishment. -Asian Dad.
This should be a real book
The next edition will be from Asian mom
@@countdracula7896 and Asian grandparents who are experts in throwing their spinning slippers
Or, "how to deal with Failure" xD
They already wrote one. The CIA used it for torture training so it's no longer top secret.
I'm trying to be like the next Steven He can yoy guys check me out
I really like how it's basically like a documentary on how to punish your kids
@Daniel Long congrats
Second to reply
it's called mockumentary
@Daniel Long want a nobel prize?
You’re watching The Learning Channel
"Ah damn it, he's addicted to slippers now!"
The look of embarrassment as that truck went by. Emotional Damage! Very Effective!!!
The greatest slipper action I’d ever seen from my mom was when she threw a single slipper that managed to hit both my brother and me
HAHAHAHAH they don’t obey the laws of physics
Haaa haa that's hitting two stupid birds with one stone! Master Mom!
She is the master of physics 🤣
She made physics
My mom knew I was good at dodging her shoes so she bounced one off the wall one time and it got me good. She was like Captain America with that thing.
I need the story
Russian Parent: If you tell the truth everything will be ok.
5 Minutes Later: *Whips out meat tenderiser*
My French mom 😂😂😂
Is that Morgz?
Just tell the truth and you won't be in trouble... Such a lie
If I wasn't going to be in trouble, we wouldn't be having this talk.
This is why cops say you have the right to remain silent
thats even worse if you're a boy lmaoooooooo
My Slavic mother just used a rolling pin
But Babushka she had a special stick to beat my ass that was hardened over decades
as a kid whose mom does this so often it could be considered physical and emotional abuse, im crying and laughing at the same time
You'll get through it. Don't give up.
@@chaitanyashende7244yup he will get used to it and will adapt😂
Sending hugs 🫂
Steven's Dad describing the slipper sounds like a military specialist explaining how to use a new experimental boomerang that's also a gun.
American parents: Blames teachers
Indian(Asian) parents: Secret ninjutsu, slipper bullet
Just some guy with a mustache and just some guy without a mustache is here??
@@ang5832 ikr
My parents use broom staff, a secret art passed down the Indian generations.
@@berlinnuuna the forbidden jutsu
South east asian*
"Defending the disappointment"
I died. 😂😂😂😂
This had me ROFL
Definitely one of my favourite comments.
2:31 who is that legend who threw that slipper 🤣 😂
can't forget the good old classic tugging on your ear and the words, "wAi wAi wAi"
“Because Steven is so stupid he don’t know the smaller sticks hurt more” so true
Big sticks can bruise and hurt more physically bit it “feels” like the smaller finger to pinky size o es hurt more because of the flexibility and sting factor lol
@@vanillavvvalentine3980 i tried it no the smaller hurts more i hit them in me with big and small the big did not hurt me and the small hurt as hell
Ok here's a log
@@vanillavvvalentine3980 Really depends, smaller and more bendy sticks will usually work as a whip, and whips can cause some serious damage even with very little effort. There's a reason flagellation was used as a sort of punishment long ago over just slapping someone with a giant fat wooden stick.
Lool. I did this once. My grandma told me to pick a belt for my punishment. First, I brought her a giant, spiked belt, then a really thin one... guess she took pity on me cuz she finally took out a normal belt after XD
Steven's dad must be the fastest slipper in the west.
HAHAHA a with that posture
No Steven's mom is that
east*
*east
I make pretty cool skits can you guys check them out?
I like how the slipper was thrown during the recording of the video and the slipper finesse it through time-space and hit Steven at the time when he is editing that very same video. Nice ending 👍
Honestly, that end part with the expression on his face when the truck drives by… I swear that it’s impossible not to make that face.
"this weapon was invented before physics" that killed me lol
I'll send you to god before god was invented
You can finesse it through time space
You know, his dad used to walk uphill BOTH ways to school each morning, while fighting off not ONE but TWO lions, occasionally having to use nunchucks against a Tyrannasaurus rex, all while hunting for his school lunch cuz Starbucks wasn't around then. But then....physics was invented. So our generation doesn't have to do that any more.
extra psychological damage 😂
LOLOLOLL first reply on verified channel
Very effective.
First time seeing an old verified comment with less that 1k likes
bruhhhh BRRRUHHHH I can't *breath* lmaoo I lost iT this part dealt critical damagee to my lungs
😂😂😂
This is the funniest video I ever saw in my life!!!! Great job!! I never cry when laughing but this 1 video makes me do it everytime. Great job steven and his crew
The way he smirks while saying "very effective" makes it sound more genuine and hilarious 🤣
He is true Asian. His editing software is free.
But it's good
I'm totally not saying this after trying 5 different free softwares
Bruh 🤣
Indeed
I can't see any watermark on the video to make sure it's free
It's all fun and games until they pull out nunchucks
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Wherever I go I see your comment.
im finally early to your comment for once
here before this guys comment gets 1k likes cause ur comments always do xd
your on every video I go to
This man explains how much damage I've had...thank you Steven. I should get a therapist...again....
I absolutely love this channel. Makes me laugh so much. The only thing is my Girlfriend is getting annoyed at me because I am constantly trying to talk like you lmao.. Love it.
steven is the type of guy that loses 3 seconds in a laughing contest
dude.. 100%
@@StevenHe
hahaha
haha
ha
oh...
Yeah but he can imagine the character so that's funny for him
@@twilightstar637 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@StevenHe bro your my rolemodel and u inspired to make skits
I love how he doesn’t even take the shoe off with his hands, he just kicks it
Thanks for liking my comment!
1:39 😂
This is a ability I can do to my friend I now how to do it to stop the failure
Quick drawing speed
This video never fails to put a smile on my face i love how stevens acting tells a story so hilariously yet so clearly ❤️
2:07 "However, the defining feather of the slipper is the long range capability"
LMAO I DIED
Love the way your switched up the style. Keep it up
Thanks a lot Hussain, it’s risky trying out new styles, I appreciate you having my back brother
Pinned :/
First
I'm just waiting for this comment to blow up lol
Me and the boys waiting for this comment to get 272781 likes
Im Filipino and I know for a fact that Filipino mom's have Built-in Sights in their Eyes, When they Throw a Slipper Its always 100% Gonna Hit you
Hahahahaha it flys around corners
@@StevenHe no sir, It acts like a Homing Missile
for my vietnamese mom its that but with clothing hangers
Hmm my Mum's arsenal of weapons are:
Slippers
Hanger
Belt
Hide my phone
Yes bro accuracy over perfection
I am so in love!!!
You know, I have the exact same slipper! My Son sent me this video and I loved the way my slipper would follow him around corners!! Finesse it through time space! I'm crying. Love it!!
I love his videos so much, I can just tell he puts sooo much effort into it
The "Where the hell the 1% what you eat it?" is too accurate. Anything gone wrong = you ate it in Asian household I swear. It's like a frickin insult that u ate something you physically cannot eat.
Haha it’s to relatable
Nigerian parents ask you if the teacher needed the one percent that you apparently left for him/her. God forbid anyone get more than you... they will ask if that person has two heads.
When he says "Go find me a stick to beat you with" I felt the anxiety hit me at my very core. I can only imagine the horror, being forced to search for a weapon you know will be used against you.
Probably used in medieval times for slaves who try to escape
Bruh this was me when my mama told me to get a switch from outside or a belt from the closet.
This trick is very popular among indians.
I used to have to do it all the time. But I'm not actually stupid, and I got sticks that were solid, but easily broken. I wasn't about to pull no whip out lol
@@Stephenguitar93 Did your parent ever see through your cunning deception?
I just want to say that I think you are very talented, and funny. You seem like someone who is very fun to be around. I hope for the best for you. I will continue watching your videos. Thank you for making and posting the videos🥰
Steven's scholar's cradle technique is flawless - something that any parent should be proud of!
When Mexican kids thought their parents’ punishments were harsh
Asian parents:
@Karina Maciel F
@Karina Maciel rest in peace friend
@Karina Maciel may you live to see the light of the next dawn
🤣 with Mexican parents you basically just got to watch out for la chancla, the belt or la cuchara (kitchen spoon) lmao
@Karina Maciel Rest in many pieces, my friend. 🙏🏻
“Professional Asian Dad”
“Specialised in Failure management”
It caught me slacking lol
Tengo mi ring tong con la frase DAño emocional cuando hablan mis padres, jajaja
Thank you for making me laugh Steven. I really needed it today.
So relatable. My mom mastered the art of predicting which direction I'd dodge the first slipper and fired the second one with scary accuracy right after...
Ah yes, bracketing.
Ah, yes. PREFIRING. 🤣🤣
The Wilhelm Tell of slippers
I don't usually condone domestic abuse, but your mother sounds kind of awesome.
I can one up you; I once brought a brittle stick in, and my mom told me to got get her TWO young sprouts... I caught the passion of the christ that day...
Steven’s Dad is a pro at Kung-Shoe
Underrated
My mother is amazing at a broomerang. Heh
Kung shoe should be counted as martial arts
Kung foot
kung shoe figjting
I genuinely love the bloopers at end
I'm pretty sure my Mom took lessons from Asians while mastering her craft of slipper-throwing! I'm living proof of she never missing her target! Steven you are super talented the way you put these videos together! Last video short I watched. You sang a line from a song and I was like"Daaaayaaamn! What a voice! Handsome good looks,great voice,funny,and talented! I sure hope your girlfriend knows who and what she has! 😘Keep up the good work! Well done!
“I don’t have a dictionary but, excel must mean stoopiiiiiiddddddd ” That had me laugh out loud🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Man asked for the other 1%
@@mesirionyeemmanuel2842 that bit to
Thank you all for these likes
the slipper is the most ancient weapon in asian history. it has been passed down from generation to generation, and is still used to this day to whoop our disappointing kids.
The second one is Belt .
@@warlock8593 the third one is a hose
the fourth one is slap
The 5th one is a cane/rotan
So true
0:51 best slipper technique, loving it
I love how Asian parents and southern parents are so similar. Slight change in language from “get a stick” to “get a switch”
"I don't have a dictionary but excel must mean STOOPID" Man, I just really love the way Steven's Dad says "stoopid", gets me every time lol
Dad: I specialised in “failure management”
This could literally be a real job
There's a lot of specific jobs in Asia you don't know about.
Asian dad's CV
The pure joy in his voice when he says the word "whip"
I love your Asian parent punishments a lot.
Especially the dialog "the one with the handle" at the screw driver fetching incident 😂😂😂
"What's your job sir?"
"I get rid of *failures* from the family"
I read it in his accent
That is hard
I found one
“Go get a stick for me to beat you with.”
😂
-it is nice to know this shared emotional and psychological damage is shared across all races. Make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
here *gives you a USB* this is all you gettin
Indeed, most of the white kids I grew up with were familiar with this next-level cruelty:)
Bro... i would wish my father asked me for a stick... that bastard literally had 3 leather belts with different sizes (all painful as heck) and always told me to PREPARE one of those for my whooping :D
I dont see race, only failure
Oof not exactly good
1:28 love the voice crack 😂
I've experienced these!! hahahaha. The flying tsinelas, and the choose your own stick to get smacked at. then you get your free peeled fruits 🤣
Stevens dad: I have found your report card in the mail
Also Steven dad: OmAe Wa MoU sHiNdEiRu
AHahahaha
Steven: Nani?
@@StevenHe why you fail at math?
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Nani?
"the big sticks are just sticks, the smaller sticks are whips" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Switches are real 😅 Just think about what happens if you bring back a "bad" one that breaks part-way through the punishment; you get sent back to get another one.
No joke. My mom used to tie 3 small ones together to make a big one. And when the occasion calls for a whip, she just takes 1 out of the bundle.
@@wirehunter86 my mom did that with like 5-6 bundled up. I was so mad that day cause it was sth that wasn’t even my fault. I rolled a nat 20 resist and the sticks broke on impact to my body. Then i just walked away and we treated it as nothing happened 😂
@@Mythriaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got me in the first half, but nice!
@@wirehunter86 heh. Naw, I flexed when it hit me and the entire thing broke. Think I was just so angry, pain didn't register.
The way you just casually flipped the slipper up from your foot and caught it impressed me.
"Your teacher said you excel in math with 99%. I don't have a dictionary but 'excel' must mean STOOPID" 😆
I like how there’s just chickens in the back having no idea what’s he’s doing
Oh, they know...
Hey guys I make short skits as well! Make sure to check them out!!
Yo the dozens of cars that drove by
@@casuallybad oh, lol
@@StevenHe they probably wanted to see the best technics to whoop their kids😂
I love how relatable this is, even as a black person. We all really have so much in common.
I live in China from an African country and I feel at home 😂😂😂
Yeah feels reletable here in Finland as well. To bad those punishments have fallen out of use here and the kids are becoming annoying and arogant. Even if only things those punishments made me learn was to never get caught and to be polite. :D
Ps: sorry for not writing english well.
Literally everyone in the world, it's become a worldwide problem
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 true that. I see that in the last generation of my brothers and sisters, however my neice and nephews have a father who is a little bit younger than I who is very similar to the father seen in this video. They are the most decent, God fearing kids I know. It gives me hope. There still good parents in the world.
@@seekfind9531 If there aren't then there will.
Give them money for tooth fairy, steal it and buy a stick, then spank for losing money. Also, swap out rice with peagravel and then cover with hot water and serve it.
"get me a stick/smaller sticks hurt more" as black girl raised by a southern grandma this was beyond relatable.😂😂
i think all asian parents had to take your dad's class, Steven's dad PhD in inflicting effective emotional, physical and psychological damage.
Hehe very effective
Imma tell my mom that’s what I’m studying in university
Just think how many memes could be made and posted on Stevens subreddit just from this video alone
Hahahaha I’m excited
@@StevenHe the fact that I got reddit just to use r/stevenhe shows we are prepared to chuck the memes at you with our shoes
The emotion damage slipper. Flys through the air for an extra 99 cents.
Let’s hope this doesn’t get demonitised
I was dead right off the bat. "I specialize in Failure Mgmt."
Splendid.
Neva say Batttttttt🦇for the next 5 years
That was absolutely glorious! Specialize in Failure Management. Damn, that is going to make a great t-shirt or hoodie!
Plot twist: Steven makes these videos to get therapy for the PTSD he got when he was a kid with Asian parents. Therefore all these videos are real-life events from the past.
dun dun dun!!!!!
probably not far off but hey, we all hated some part of our childhood
as an asian...
true.
@@AustiuNoMatterWho lol true
@@TitaniumTronic lol
Almost forgot.....the slipper at the end of the clip!!!! Priceless had me in tears from laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how whenever Steven makes these I love it when he holds in his laugh. I’d be laughing in 10 seconds😂
"Secret is I dont watch, I just whip his ass anyway."
That had me rolling.
1:20
"smaller sticks hurt more"
makes sense, pressure is inversely proportional with area so lesser the surface area the more pressure exerted when force is constant.
I like your funny words magic man
Why you physician? Go be doctor or lawyer
I'll send you to god
In my day physics wasn't invented
@@doggo8901 I will send you to JESUS
i think we tend to forget how awkward it is for a random dude to just talk like he's talking to someone else, when he's the only person there. and holding a slipper
“I am a professional Asian” couldn’t have said it better😂