Boston Queen Of The Fake (the Hilaria Baldwin song)

This is a retelling of the Hilaria Baldwin story in musical form.
Hilaria Baldwin is a bizarre person from Boston who teaches fake exercises, has had many fake pregnancies and pretended to be Spanish. She is married to Alec Baldwin.
Lyrics:
Hilaria Baldwin, Oh the name she chose!
Faked a whole damn life, right down to her toes
Came from Boston town, but ditched that with glee
Invented a Spaniard, for all the world to see
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Pregnancies galore, a bump every year
But whispers arise, that something's not clear
Moonbumps and fillers, the rumors ignite
Is that baby real, or a carefully crafted sight?
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Downward dog with implants, that defy the laws
Of gravity and nature, with a sprinkle of applause
Exercise routines that never break a sweat
Just another facade, a life filled with regret
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake

[@vtotheg562]

Brilliant song

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thank you!

[@danabrown276]

Ol Alec thought he was getting rare imported beer, only to discover he has a Boston lager.,

[@goosejail1886]

It's amazing she still has the gall to show her face in public. Maybe that's why she gets a new one every few years?

[@drpenguin4478]

Brilliant 😅

[@dj_bae]

😂😂

[@katherineripley2967]

She’s the worst🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@sallyewing3185]

Hysterical! Gracias Pepino

[@dangerouscupcake]

Glad you liked it!

[@beachlife4346]

I love how only her stomach changes, lol

[@williamhilinsky1327]

We love Mallorcan Malarkey! ❤❤🎶🎶 🥒🥒

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks!!!

[@JoWilks]

👏👏👏

[@hyacinthnottingham9059]

Zero percent Spanish.

[@achillbauer6964]

Remember « what's the difference between my skin color and yours? Is one better than the other? »
I think she was at her peak.

[@JoWilks]

Bravo 🙌 👏👏👏
🥒🥒🥒

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

AMAZING 😂
Will she see it ?

[@dangerouscupcake]

Based on the amount of downvoting this got on Reddit, I think she has seen it already.

[@Beedee277]

Lolol, this was good! I hope hillary sees this.

[@Paul-fn4vh]

How did you do that ?

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

They are a good match tho.

[@Bearwithme560]

That was great!

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks!

[@Charlotteerickson8]

You got dat rhythm just like me, fam.

[@K-Sarah-K-Sarah]

ommfg

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks Sarah!