Thomas the tank engine - spoof by Bobby Davro. Brilliant!
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- čas přidán 10. 02. 2011
- For anyone that was brought up on Thomas the tank engine - enjoy Thomas running over the fat controller, drinking Gordons Gin and throwing up (slight adult themes). No Ad's on it, I just uploaded it for the pleasure of those that remember how good it was :)
- Komedie
Pink James: *exists*
Sharon Miller: Write That Down! Write That Down!
LYRICS:
One lovely morning, Thomas the Tanked Up Engine was crawling into the Engine Shed. "Peep! Peep!" Went the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down." Said Thomas, "Can't you see I've got a hangover? My head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting."
"And a lot more spotty," Added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?"
"Stuff that!" Said Thomas, "I need a drink...."
"Hell fire, I'm halluc... hallucinating again." He said, with the big difficulty. "Fill us up, Mr. Water Tank. Brrrrrr!" Said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share, Thomas." said the Water Tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's."
"Okay," Said Thomas, "But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to the sidings." Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to the sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a pub. As Thomas pulled up at the sidings, he saw Jeremy the Pink Engine.
"Puff! Puff!" Said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise.." Said Thomas. It was then, the Fat Controller walked onto the track. "What's all this 'loco-motion' going on?" He said, grumpily. "Mind yer own business, ya Fat Controller!" Said Thomas.
And before you could say 'the train now standing,' Thomas shot forward, running over the Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel coming down the track. "Goo-ahh! Look at the tender behind on that!" Said Thomas, scratching his guard's van. "Mmm." Said Jeremy. "I don't fancy mine much."
"Ey up, girls!" Leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffet car for a few bevies or what?"
"OH! LOOK OUT, THOMAS! LOOK OUT!" [CRASH]
"You can pack that lark up straight away!" Said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. [SIRENS BLARING]
"Uh-oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman."
"What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?" "Mm, no sir!" Said Thomas, and promptly threw up.
And it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford scrapyard.
"Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly."
"Well, he was picking his nose at the time..."
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel coming down the track.
The First fat controller joke before other Thomas fans did later in CZcams
Lyrics:
One lovely morning, Thomas the Tanked Up Engine was crawling into the engine shed. "Peep Peep!" went the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down," said Thomas. "Can't you see I've got a hangover? My head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting." "And a lot more spotty," added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?" "Stuff that" said Thomas. "I need a drink... Hellfire, I'm halluc- Hallucinating again" he said with great difficulty.
"Fill us up, Mr Water Tank!" "Brrrrr" said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share, Thomas" said the Water Tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's" "OK" said Thomas "But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to The Sidings."
Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to The Sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a Pub. As Thomas pulled up at The Sidings, he saw Jeremy the Pink Engine. "Puff Puff!" said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise," said Thomas.
Just then, The Fat Controller walked on to the track.
"What's all this loco-motion going on?" he said, grumpily. "Mind your own business, ya Fat Controller!" said Thomas. And before you could say "The Train now standing", Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarabel, coming down the track. "Cool! Look at the tender behind on that!" said Thomas, scratching his guards van. "Mmm..." said Jeremy, "I don't fancy mine much." "Ey up, girls!" leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffee car for a few beves or what?" "Oh, look out Thomas! Look out!"
"You can pack that larc up STRAIGHT away!" said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. "Uh oh! Here comes PC Pullman."
"What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?" "No sir" said Thomas and promptly threw up.
And it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford Scrapyard.
BIG MEGA MESSAGE OVERLOAD
(train whistle)
I remember in one of his comedy shows, Bobby Davro did a Thomas the Tank Engine sketch, which they did on rollerskates and Bobby Davro played Ringo Starr and it ended with Bobby Davro loosing control and crashing into the camera.
Daniel Williamson Don't remember that one, its just lucky that I found this one on an old VHS tape!
Daniel Williamson I hope someone can upload that to CZcams so I can see it! Sounds pretty funny!
Wait, This is on a VHS tape? If So, What is it called, which episode, and where can I find this?
@@JM321PROD If I have remembered correctly, I think the show was called "Rock With Laughter". I don't recall what episode it was. It was a long time ago. I always remembered the sketch even though I was only 9 when it first aired.
And after that, Edward became the new n.1 engine.
The end.
And Jeremy became the new number 2 engine
And then they both died and Thomas was back to life, Then he nuked the island of sodor, and landed in the other side of the world.
And then LETS GO GO GO ON A BIG WORLD ADVENTURE-
(Ok no)
Imagine this was narrated by George Carlin, it would be fantastic
Unlikely.
Good thing we got AI voices
I think this might be the only truly clever Thomas parody out there.
The fact that they used actual models to make it says a lot about the production quality.
"Hellfire! I'm halluci-hallucinating!" He said with great difficulty.
"Fill us up, Mr. Water Tank! Brrr!" said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share" Said the Water Tank "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's.".
"Ok" Said Thomas "But go easy on the bit of lemon."
Bitter lemon, as in gin and bitter lemon.
“Right, I’m off to zidings”
Jacob Hayes Thomas Looked Forward To His Daily Trip To The Sidings (Even If It Was A Ruddy Silly Name For A Pub) As Thomas Pulled Up At The Sidings He Saw Jeremy The Pink Engine
1:38 They predicted All Engines Go
Because in AEG, coaches and rolling stock can move on their own, eliminating the need for engines to exist!
2:14 That is One Big Policeman
Anyone else here from The Dull Men’s Club?
Gang gang
The what dub?
FUN FACT: Jeremy is actually a Hornby James model painted pink.
REALLY?!?!?!?
Yes, that's actually true! @tug97two
JackMom300 Poor Jeremy, didn't even get a custom face.
And then Sharon Miller thought it was a good idea to make a whole episode about James being painted pink.
How they thought of tickled pink went like this
Sharon. So what should our next wonderful Thomas Story be?
Alan. Well There was a Thomas Parody an-
Sharon. NO PARODIES THIS IS A CHRISTIAN PROGRAM!
Alan. But in the process they painted a james model pink and-
Sharon. YOU ARE A GENIUS! WRITE THE REST OF THE STORY WHILE I ASK HIT TO MAKE SOME MERCHANDISE OF PINK JAMES THAT ISN’T EVEN COMING OUT!
Alan. Well easier said than done
Trains can get drunk? Put Homer Simpson in control.
no
@@dilanemirelesbro he was joking
this is one of the best thomas parodies ever
TICKLED PINK BEFORE TICKLED PINK
I have to say the theme is amazing...oh it's funny too...yeah
There's no need to advertise lmao
I died when Thomas threw up on the policeman! XD 😂
Same.
@@DonaldoftheNWR me too
@@grocas1163 then Thomas prompily threw up all over the policeman
Luckily, I was not drinking orange juice at the time, because the vomit looks like Orange juice.
@@imlylathemsmfansaveukraine6530yeah
George carlin would've loved this
The older you are, the more you'll enjoy it...
If the Rev W Awdry was watching this he won’t be very happy
The Reverend was okay with a friggin Beatle *and* George Carlin all as Mr. Conductor. I'm sure he won't condemn Thomas for having a few drinks, or Jeremy for becoming a hairdresser.
@@lizzychrome7630
well Starr and Carlin had already cleaned uo their acts and proved to be capable of sincerity.
I wouldt be surprised if Awdry was kinda a petit Walt Disney
At 2:22 I was drinking orange juice
Lucky me, I wasn't drinking orange juice at the time.
What's going on here, Thomas? Have you been drinking?
"No sir." (throws up)
Nick p "But it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back onto the wagon, heading to the scrapyard."
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Peep peep
Thomas was entirely drunk in this video lol
Oh this is funnier then it should be :D
2:21 I was definitely drinking the last drops of my orange juice until I noticed this scene. I was freaking out!
2:07 "and threw a bucket of water over them" gets me every time
A true gem this was classic comedy pity we dont have things like this today well done for everyone who remembered it i still even today crease up laughing at it
I've been hoping this would get uploaded at some point. thanks
I remember it from tv back in the 80s
One of my first spoofs I've watched on CZcams and is still funny as hell
Remember when this was marked for kids?
MrBlackSpy yeah I saw tons of Peppa Pig Videos In The Recommended
Yes, now it’s not, all the kids are commenting XD
1:06 tickled pink prediction
Only CGI thomas fans will get that reference
I think I seen the episode where James becomes pink..
I don't think the live audience is scary. It's just what makes the video funny.
"Have you been drinking again?"
"No sir," said Thomas, and promptly threw up.
PRICELESS XD
No idea - it was made by an ITV production team working on the Bobby Davro Weekly show about 25 years ago!
What's going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking?
No Sir.
charcters; Thomas, Gordon, Jeremy, Annie, Clarabel and the fat controller. cameo by Percy.
brrr said thomas without moving his lips
daryl woods Woods “That’s your share Thomas” said the water tank, “Unless you don’t mind taking Gordon’s”
Brrrrrrr! Said Thomas, without moving his lips
XD
I am falling to bits watching this.......absolutely brilliant.
9u1
This is what the parents watch at night when the children are asleep..
more like this is what the kids watch when the parents are away.
I also love how Annie and Clarabelle inexplicably move on the tracks entirely by themselves.
"What's all this locomotion going on?" The Fat Controller said grumpily.
"Mind your own business, you fat controller!" Said Thomas.
And before you could say the train now standing. Thomas shot forward. Running over the Fat Controller's finger. Killing him instantly.
Well.... he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Annie and Clarbel coming down the track.
>>Suffering from a hangover
>>Goes for a drink
You, uh, thought that through, THOMAS?
This is a very funny video, but it is spoilt by the fact that the laughter is so loud that the narration cannot be heard properly on some lines.
+Liam Hand I guess that was they way they did things when it was recorded 20+ years ago :)
Mark Amos kll
Agreed. The laugh track is so obnoxious.
"What's going on here, Thomas? Have you been drinking?"
"No sir." (throws up)
Could you re-upload this with louder audio?
You mean better balanced audio; the problem is the obnoxious laugh track being too loud.
This aged very well
I love the occasional human hands popping in.
I totally agree! Wait until they are old enough to watch and understand it...
2:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nononononononononononononono! I was definitely drinking orange juice at the time!!! 😵🤯
OH GOD MY CHILDHOOD! IT HURTS SO GOOD XD
Fantastic!! I remember seeing this when I was 15. Just as funny as it was then. Thank you so much for uploading.
2:21 Luckily, I wasn't drinking orange juice at the time.
1:09 I get the joke.
Spot on - found it on an old VHS tape and transferred it onto here!
I found this video years ago it had no likes or comments I only just found it again today and it looks like it's starting to get popular one of my favourite parodies
review it Thank you!
Glad you enjoyed it - I luckily had it stashed away on an old video!
Fun fact: There’s a bar and restaurant called the Siding outside Temple Meads Station in Bristol.
1:54 my fav bit
@penninefilms Glad you enjoyed it!
Man: what’s going on here Thomas have you been drinking xD
Thomas: nó Sỉr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you. This is priceless.
I watched this before and hated it. But now I find it funny. Can't believe I hated this.
I wish they hadn’t put so many laugh tracks in this. It’s hard to hear the narrator
Thomas' hangover and other stories.
Lol this is still here?! Cool! I really need to get both Bachmann and Hornby models
1:21 ECLIPSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE THOMAS DIMENSION
I love this spoof!
My god the fact that Jeremy was painted pink and used James' OO model was pretty much a glimpse into the future since James himself actually did get painted pink in an actual Thomas episode "Tickled Pink" many years later; lol I think Hit saw this spoof and combined it with Henry See's Red :P
XD wow the best one i ever seen i have even shared it with almost everyone i know XD
Now that's an accent!
01:07,😂😅😂"Poof poof"
I really like that whistle 😭💀
I grewvup watching Thomas as a kid and I find this hilarious!
Bloody Brilliant.
2:14 What’s going on here Thomas? Have you been drinking? 😂😂
“No sir...”
Said Thomas,
and promptly threw up.
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 and I’m the end Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back on the same wagon heading for the pettisford scrapyard
@@mrsbrown9 It's the Betty Ford Scrapyard.
@@Benratbag1997 ok let’s try again and in the end Jeremy went to become a hairdresser and Thomas was put back on the same wagon heading for the Betty Ford scrapyard is it much better?
@@mrsbrown9 Better
Besides the dumb ass laugh track, this is a funny classic
Glad you enjoyed it, even though its 25 years old!
Agreed - shame he didn't make any more!
I need a full series of this
Hence the warning about slight adult themes in the title - no worries, look at it again when you are older and I'm sure you will see the funny side!
My son is addicted to Thomas so you can imagine how old it gets for us grownups after a while. This truly cracked me up!
“Jeremy the Pink Engine”
Thomas OC Creators: Right. Let’s get started...
Agreed!
What Bobby Davro episode is it?
"BRRR!", Said Thomas. Without moving his lips...
Quite correct S13D! Found on an old video recorded about 20 years ago. It stands the test of time though!
My brother mentioned this years ago but I was too young to watch it at the time. This is the first time I've ever seen it!
HaHa- glad you enjoyed it!
Love it :)
"Coor! Look at the tender behind on that!" said Thomas, scratching his guard's van.
Mmmm said Jeremy I don’t fancy mine much
Haha! Been looking for this since 1989 when I was 9! I thought the Fat Controller was known as the "Flat Controller", but I was wrong. This video put my mind at ease.
2:11 Uh-Oh! Here comes PC Pullman!!!
One lovely morning, Thomas the tanked up engine was crawling into the engine shed. "Beep beep" Whiff the other engines, they were pleased to see Thomas.
"Keep the ruddy noise down," said Thomas. "Can't you see I've got a hangover? my head feels like a gymnast bum. It's splitting."
"And a lot more spotty," added Gordon. "Are you coming into the station Thomas, to pick up some more jolly folk from the town?"
"Stuff that" Said Thomas. "I need a Drink!" "Hellfire, I'm halluc- Hallucinating again" He said with Great Difficulty. "Fill us up, Mr. Water Tank! "Brrrrr" Said Thomas, without moving his lips.
"That's your share Thomas" Said the Water tank. "Unless you don't mind taking Gordon's"
"Ok" said Thomas
"But easy on the bit of lemon. Right, I'm off to the sidings." Thomas looked forward to his daily trips to the sidings, even if it was a ruddy silly name for a pub. As Thomas Pulled up at the Sidings, he saw Jeremy, The Pink Engine. "Puff, Puff!" Said Jeremy. "There's no need to advertise," said Thomas.
Just then, the fat controller walked on to the tracks.
"What's all this loco-motion going on?" He said, grumpily. "Mind your own business, ya fat controller!" Said Thomas. And before you could say "The Train Now Standing"," Thomas shot forward, running over The Fat Controller's finger, killing him instantly. Well, he was picking his nose at the time.
Just then, Thomas spotted Anne and Clarabel, coming down the track. "Cool! Look at the tender behind on that!" Said Thomas, scratching his guards van. "Mmm..." Said Jeremy, "I don't fancy mine much."
"Ey up, girls!" Leered Thomas. "Wanna come back to the buffee car for a few beves or what?"
look out thomas! Look out!
"You can pack that larc up STRAIGHT away!" Said Jeremy, and threw a bucket of water over them. uh oh! Here comes Pc Pullman. What's going on here thomas? Have you been drinking? "No sir" said thomas And promptly threw up.
And so, it all turned out well in the end. Jeremy went off to become a hairdresser, and Thomas was put back on the wagon, and sent straight to the Betty Ford Scrapyard
Is this the whole script? nice.
@@davinsmith7543 the fat controller but when he said locomotion the song plays
This is good. It would be better if I could actually hear the narration.
Hilarious! XD
if george carlin can say whatever he wants as a narrator lol
Holy shit, I remember this as a kid!
I remember seeing this as a child XD