To be fair, without a blasting cap, C4 is basically just expensive clay. You can stomp on it, shoot it with a gun, light it on fire, etc, and it won't explode. It won't explode until jolted by another explosion. Aka, a blasting cap.
And the shit is always on your ass because you don’t wipe it , it’s a metaphor you put the thing that stinks right between your cheeks but never give it the power to be clean a metaphor
What's kinda cool is John Green actually talked about just that and how the actual deep meaning is that he doesn't control the thing that does the killing
ironic because i genuinely just wanted to fucking punch this mfs teeth out for the whole duration of the video. "love interests" with this kind of personality are so incredibly annoying
Technically having a dick is a metaphor because you have yet to piss yourself, but at any given point, you can suddenly soak oneself from sudden excretions.
@@sunesunee879 Exhibit A: Susan: You're gaslighting me! Dave: Gaslighting isn't even a real thing! You made it up just like when you accused me of sleeping with your mom! Susan: I-- what?
Its the first hour of christmas as i write this comment and i think looking at all these “its a metaphor” joke comments are probably gonna be the highlight of this entire day 😂😂😂
every is an overstatement, pal. never had a cigarette once and never will. the ignorance lies with you heavily especially saying every teenager, but not every single one is a fuck up likewise doing so.
@@BaxsStudios "Put the thing that does the killing in-between your teeth, but never give it the power" seems pretty metaphorical to me though. A powerless killer isn't a killer, and things/people can only have power if you let them. At least that's how I interpreted this scene, but everyone has their own opinions
@@salvadorcastillo4537 ok here's a hint of how quickly it would wear out, role some paper put it in your mouth, see how long I lasts, that's how quickly a cigarette would go away
bro i can relate to her, i’ve had chronic bronchitis my whole life and it sometimes hurts to breathe, also i can’t be around cigarettes it makes it even more difficult for me to breathe it feels like someone suffocating me.
"Sorry FBI but the bomb on my luggage isn't a danger to anyone. It won't kill anyone unless I click the red button and detonate it. *IT'S JUST A METAPHOR BRO* "
@@DanklingBS see I wonder if someone where to take colt single actions to school completely empty of bullets to only do tricks ith them like spinning and stuff wonder how they'll react probably the same.
I don't think so.. Maybe, But I used to do this too when I quit smoking. And I was all alone in my house. You know how they say half the addiction is just having something to do? Having an unlit cig in your mouth really does help deal with the craving, So long as you have the discipline to tell yourself you are not going to light it
Bro was gonna out of a ticket by saying “it’s a metaphor, it doesn’t actually kill you.” And the cop says… “sir get outta the car, drop yuh pants, and spread yuh butt cheeks” 😭🤣
@@srishtysharma that’s ur opinion but I disagree. I don’t want to start an argument here, but I just wanted to say not to ruin it for people who haven’t seen it because they might like it. Not trying to be rude. Just saying. Stay safe😊😊
God I watched this with my girlfriend and I remember her snuggled into my chest and tearing up at this scene and I paused the movie and just went "...that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard" we didn't last
It wouldn't work in a movie about adults, but for a teenage romance movie, it works just fine. If you watch the Breakfast Club or any other classic high school movies and compare them to movies for adults, they screen like cheesy crap. But they work for their genre, and that's all that matters.
Next he reveals the C4 strapped to his chest , but never detonates it because it’s a metaphor
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
💀😭😭😭😂
😭💀😂😂😂
To be fair, without a blasting cap, C4 is basically just expensive clay. You can stomp on it, shoot it with a gun, light it on fire, etc, and it won't explode. It won't explode until jolted by another explosion. Aka, a blasting cap.
It’s a metaphor, I’m on the toilet but I’m not shitting
And the shit is always on your ass because you don’t wipe it , it’s a metaphor you put the thing that stinks right between your cheeks but never give it the power to be clean a metaphor
Underrated comment 😂
Legend
Doing that rn💀
Bro, how did he say exactly what I’m doing. Two months ago?!?!
"I've never lit one.."😌
*injects herion*
who the fuck is herion
@@wujek7616nothing kid go watch cocomelon
@@wujek7616 my great great grandpappy
@@wujek7616 a fatal drug that you inject through your arm😊
@@BruhDude1032No, that's heroine, tf is herion
“You see officer…that kilo of cocaine in my trunk is just a metaphor, for I’ve never once snorted.”
"you are aware that the crime is possession, we can't arrest you for anything if you've already snorted it"
@@theunholybanana4745 TIS BUT A METAPHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Just_Some_ClownThis is why Monthy phython broke bad
@@hakanyavas8533niga said broke bad as if people actually say that💀
Comment of the week award goes to you
For some reason I really wanted to see him just start eating it.
Same here
Now that you mention
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I eat cigarettes all the time, good fiber
Me explaining to the federal agents that the pipe bomb they found in my basement is just a metaphor
relatable
@@nat_jack real shit
Ayyyeeee I'm your 1k like, have a great day 🎉
Me except toddlers
I assure you officer, all the materials needed to construct a cobalt dirty bomb you found in my basement are simply a metaphor about society.
You see i point the gun to my head, but i never give it a power to kill me. A metaphor 🙌
.... No bullets💀
Nobody cares if your suicidal call a hotline that’s not our problem stop attention seeking weirdo.
Nobody cares about your issues idiot
Me explaining to my lawyer that carrying five sticks of dynamite inside a children's hospital is a metaphor.
John Green is taking notes
Bubba and his jungle bunnies gon have fun with u🍑 once they find out what ur charges are hehehehehe 😗
Definitely one of those "I'm 13 and this is deep" moments
Yuh
Definitely 😂
r/im14andthisisdeep
Bruh stop making fun of 13 year old just for the sake of it, it's actually so fucking annoying
What's kinda cool is John Green actually talked about just that and how the actual deep meaning is that he doesn't control the thing that does the killing
I stay on the toilet for hours on end, but I don’t shit. It’s a metaphor.
😂😂😂😂😂
Think you’re confusing a metaphor and constipation there man
Nah bro you're just addicted to subway surfers or tiktok at that point
Well you definitely got hemroids now
@@hexbrennisteinn damn man u scaring me 😨
Bro pulled that shit right out of his ass 😂
Straight up goofyness😭😂
It's a skill
"I once had a turd in the shape of a fish, metapohor" -draxs the destroyer
Best character
“No officer I only keep this crack and pipe with me as a metaphor, it can’t actually hurt you unless you light it”
💀
😂😂😂
im fking dying 😭😭
He's not wrong
the fact that he brought it on a plane as well 💀💀💀
"I never lit one."
*Starts eating it*
Candy cigarettes exist so this is possible
Lmaooo
They don’t cut away they just wait until he swallows it to end the scene
Judge Taylor moment
Bro lmao
I look at the bed, but dont sleep
Its a flipping metaphor
Starting the car and looking cool without having a drivers license. It's a *metaphor*
That one’s personal 😂
I drove for almost a whole 2 years without a driver's license. Lol it wasn't really a metaphor tho. I was actually driving without a license.
Then she finds out it’s not even a real cigarette, it’s cake.
But then the cake is a lie and the movie ends
All is cake
Lmao
@@michaelhenderson6786 Cake is a Lie
@@michaelhenderson6786 the cake is not a lie.. it’s a ✨metaphor✨
Then he pulls out a condom, but then indeed it is only a metaphor and never used it.
Same 😔
This is underated
😂😂😂😂
Ayy Yo bro 😂
He actually pokes holes in them.
"You put it on your dick, but you never give it the power to hold your nut"
Me trying to gaslight my father if he caught me lighting a smoke 😂
The comment section on this video is pure gold. 🤣🤣
Pls like this so every time I get a notification, I can come back to this peak comedy right here.
I work at a strip club, but I’ve never taken off my cloths, it’s a metaphor
I’m a hooker, but I’ve never slept with anyone before, it’s a metaphor
I’m on a strict diet, but I only eat chocolate fudge, it’s a metaphor
I have cancer, but I’ve never gone on chemo, it’s a metaphor
I stranded myself in the desert with only a bottle of water, but I’ll never drink it, it’s a metaphor
Like when you stick the needle in your arm but don’t inject the heroin. Because it’s a metaphor.
I call it edging my addiction 😩
@@KD6-3005 😈
@@matthewphilipp6115 🌚
@@invinciblebeast1915 🌝
ahh thanks for giving us a more relatable day to day alternative, easier to understand now
Man rizzed his way out of that by lying.
Lmfao 🤣
😂😂😂
ironic because i genuinely just wanted to fucking punch this mfs teeth out for the whole duration of the video. "love interests" with this kind of personality are so incredibly annoying
He capitulated to the womans attempt to control his behavioyr and now she has no respect for him.
@Klaus Schwab tf are you on about lol
Just cause I have a kid in my basement doesn’t mean I hurt it.
Remember, it’s just a metaphor.
I Keep my Toaster next to my bath tub, as a metaphor. but after seeing this I think its about time
I pissed myself roughly 20 minutes ago I haven't changed pants because it's a metaphor
😂🤣😂🤣fr frs
LMFAO I'm Abt to piss myself after reading your comment 😂😂
Doesn't even make sense to be a metaphor, your just talking out your front hole😂
Technically having a dick is a metaphor because you have yet to piss yourself, but at any given point, you can suddenly soak oneself from sudden excretions.
@@moredumbthanuno bro its a metaphor
Man really gaslighted her out of that situation 😂
Bro just learned the word “gaslight”
@@benblair1448
Can U explain porfavor, me no comprende Gaslighting
@@sunesunee879When for your own advantage you manipulate someone into believing something that happened in the past was not the way they remember.
@@sunesunee879 Exhibit A:
Susan: You're gaslighting me!
Dave: Gaslighting isn't even a real thing! You made it up just like when you accused me of sleeping with your mom!
Susan: I-- what?
@@benblair1448 your lame
"I kept a beer in the cup holder of my car, but i never drank them, its a metaphor"
¨Officers I swear it was a metaphor!¨
“I have this gun pointed at your head but I never pulled the trigger. See? It’s a metaphor” 🤣🤣🤣
Oh i lost in toilet and fall in shower xDDDD
😂
@@tomekfrydrysiak2575 what
I see... so Kurt Kobain was going for a metaphor, but stuttered.
*BANG* Ahhhh shit
I do that too. But I instead do it with a glock. People give me the weirdest looks
😂😂
U put it between ur teeth?!!
@@pavanshanbhag8633 yeah dude, hence the horrified looks of people 😂
😂😂😂
Bro😂😂😂😂😂
I let it crust, but I look at toilet paper in my hands while doing so. It’s a metaphor
Oh god
This made me clench my butthole
"See there are 4 snipers pointed at us right now but i am not giving them the order to shoot. A metephor"
"it's a metaphor"
"That is the dumbest shit I ever heard. I am even more turned off than when I thought you were a smoker."
What’s the movie title
@@Yourboymario the fault in our stars
@@Yourboymario Sappy Aughts Teen Movie With Terrible Writing 7. They made dozens of them.
😹😹😹
@@thelastmanonearth2631 the book is good tho so def read it >:(
He highjacked the plane, but never crashed it. Because it’s a metaphor
well if you managed to land it would be way cooler
Fr
"I never lit it"
**Proceeds to chew on it**
I wish he just lit the cigarette straight after delivering the line
Straight gangsta with it 😂
It's cake so he'd have to put a bithday candle on the end
I laid on my bed at night but couldn't and didn't sleep ...it's a metaphor
I put a tie around my neck but have never tied it to a ceiling before. Its a metaphor.
“Why have you shoved a loaded 44 magnum down your throat, are you crazy!?”
“(Muffled) It’s a metaphor”
It would be a metaphor if it was unloaded
Lol I was thinking the same thing!!!
@@yeppers-ow8nfbut then it doesn’t have the power to hurt you, just a paperweight
Thought quick on his feet once he realized he forgot his lighter.
lmao
I like this theory 😂 because the fuckin “metaphor” stuff is corny as hell.
You can tell he doesn’t smoke because who puts a cig between their teeth? Slobbering all over the filter, mmmmmm moist cigarette my favorite
He lit that cigarette as soon as she left
In my experience if you’re not smoking then you’re eating them
What i love about these 2 actors is on this movie their dating.
Then they go play siblings.
Tris and Caleb.
"You see even though its a grenade, I didnt pull the pin so its not deadly."
"A metaphor..."
I stepped in the shower, but didn't turn the shower knob.
It's a metaphor.
"You get inside the thing that cleans you, but you never give it the power to clean you".
I know this one!! This is called the redditor
I shit and dont wipe its a metaphor
@@CarsaboyI’m dead 💀 best comment
My girlfriend takes a bath but then I sh*t on her, it’s a metaphor
I shit my pants, u see its a metaphor
Let’s see how many subscribers I can get currently I’m at 1
I’ve been having a shitty weak so far. this comment is for you homie 🍻 had me laughing till my ribs hurt
Everybody knows the rules
Who shit my pants 🕵♂️
Why would you shit in my pants mister, this metaphor is personal now.
No officer, the scales and baggies are just a metaphor
Movie name: The fault in our stars
He stole Government Files, but never leaked them, because it's a Metaphor.
Movie name?
@@bibek.choudhuryThe Fault In Our Stars
The FBI currently has a rifle pointed at him, but they won't shoot, it's a metaphor
@@anonymousx6651I mean … your both not wrong
War Thunder player spotted
Bro was quick with the excuse, i bet he threw the lighter away when she wasn’t looking
Man put it in the wrong way 💀
He's the rizzler
🤦🏻♀️
@@thedamsnackbar2506 It was a joke beech.
He actually didn't light it ever
It still gives you the bad effects without the addicting effects
He holds a child at gunpoint. But doesnt kill it because its a Metaphor
The revolver aimed to the roof of my mouth… a metaphor
Its gonna be okay brother
.
A metaphor for my ineptitude
Then she walks away and he immediately lights it. Classic
Yea it’s a metaphor on why to never believe a smoker.
Not in the original
@@cy83rasf20 joke
@@cy83rasf20 joke
@@cy83rasf20joke
„you see officer, the bomb west was just a metaphor, i never intended to blow up that childrens hospital“
*almost flies into a tower*
It's a metaphor...
14 yr old me thought this was deep. 22 yr old me is cringing
Yeah fr, this movie is much more cringe than I remembered
You’re 22, that’s plenty enough cringe. It’ll make sense again when you’re older. Give your brain time to develop.
@@mylobage i’m 45 and this shit is ass
@@mylobage I don't think you know what cringe means
@@mylobage I'm 30 and it's still cringe... then again it's a movie about teenagers for teenagers so i guess that was the point
i shit my pants daily, but i never clean the shit stains because it’s a metaphor
this comment wins
@@gastis4689:)
They don't actually hurt you unless you wipe them 😂
That's deep, man. 😕
I'm dying
Its the first hour of christmas as i write this comment and i think looking at all these “its a metaphor” joke comments are probably gonna be the highlight of this entire day 😂😂😂
Me explaining to the officer the 12 tied bodies in my basement but I never forced them inside
When dad finds cigarettes in my pocket
Me:
Le me: its a metaphor
Le dad: and this is a metaphorical belt too 😏
Why is this so relatable 😭😭😭
Dad : "bet the smell of smoke in your breath is also a metaphor eh kid? "
It a metaphor 🧙♂️
Dad: This shoe doesn't hurt you unless i throw it at you, and now i giveth my shoe that power!!
Me explaining to my parents why I have 120 pounds of Cocaine underneath my bed
Me explaining the 1 million pounds of crack under my pillow:
@@Big_Papa_B.it’s a metaphor see
Me sitting in my garage with the car on but not breathing
He's just adorable
Me explaining to my parents that the slave I keep in the basement is a metaphor
@@whyme732 lucky
I cackled
@@whyme732 Django 👁👄👁
👉🔫
I’m getting thirsty in here man 😊
@@Jaleng368 I already gave you a drop of water, complain again and I'll whip you 😀
"And then I told her it was a metaphor, she completely bought it I smoke in secret now"
I buy the crack from the dealer and line it up on the table with a straw next to it, but I never snort it 😌
2024, she goes okay you’re gas lighting me and walks away
Every teenager when getting caught by thier parents 😂
every is an overstatement, pal. never had a cigarette once and never will. the ignorance lies with you heavily especially saying every teenager, but not every single one is a fuck up likewise doing so.
Lmfao man 😂😂😂 this needs more likes f-ing gold also NO COMMENTS ILL FIX THAT
A metaphor 😂😂
No listen mom it's just a metaph-
*WHACK!
Lol that was actually really funny 😂
This is the definition of “I’m 14 and this is deep”
Not really lol
@@kitsune9797 yes really lol
@@kitsune9797it is because it actually isnt even a metaphor
@@BaxsStudios "Put the thing that does the killing in-between your teeth, but never give it the power" seems pretty metaphorical to me though. A powerless killer isn't a killer, and things/people can only have power if you let them. At least that's how I interpreted this scene, but everyone has their own opinions
this the movie that made me cry like three seperats times 🥲❤️
What movie is this? Sorry if it’s one I should know and it’s a dumb question
@@Bit-0the fault in our stars 🍆
this movie sucks.
I have glasses on, without lences. Its a metaphor
dude buys 20 packs of cigarettes a week and throws all his money to the nicotine companies just for a metaphor.
You know you don’t have to buy more, unless you smoke it lmao
@@julianwagner5409 of course you do . Every time you pull one out in public someone’s asking for one
@@julianwagner5409 they ware out
@@drgrey7026 it doesn't matter if you don't smoke them. It would take almost up to a year for the whole pack to ware out of any
@@salvadorcastillo4537 ok here's a hint of how quickly it would wear out, role some paper put it in your mouth, see how long I lasts, that's how quickly a cigarette would go away
You know my mans lit that right as soon as she left.
Whole time lol
She got him stressin 🚬😮💨
bro i can relate to her, i’ve had chronic bronchitis my whole life and it sometimes hurts to breathe, also i can’t be around cigarettes it makes it even more difficult for me to breathe it feels like someone suffocating me.
Nah bro your good, it's just a metaphor
me when i forget the lighter
"Sorry FBI but the bomb on my luggage isn't a danger to anyone. It won't kill anyone unless I click the red button and detonate it. *IT'S JUST A METAPHOR BRO* "
A bomb is unstable and able to kill without human intervention, A cigarette does not have this power.
Tone is impossible to tell with words alone.
@@horothewisewolf5436 joke
@@horothewisewolf5436c4 without a blasting cap is just very expensive clay and it cannot explode unless something else explodes next to it
😂
@@horothewisewolf5436understand a joke
He’s literally me but I do it with my gun while crying in the mirror
God damn 😂 that was a good one. Jokes aside, hope you're doing okay 👍
Dayum bro
You good bro?
He blew his head off💀💀😂
Ok calm down Ronnie Mcnutt
This movie is special. After my buddy and I saw it (was a lost bet) he broke down and told me about his childhood trauma he never told anyone
Brings a gun to school but never shoots it because it's a metaphor.
Can relate
Yeah I wanted to impress my ELA teacher with this metaphor but I got expelled from school from some reason 🤷♂️
I took a whole knife kit... Got expelled too
@@DanklingBS see I wonder if someone where to take colt single actions to school completely empty of bullets to only do tricks ith them like spinning and stuff wonder how they'll react probably the same.
No I think that's a meme
*him standing on a bridge*
You know I won't jump, it's a *METAPHOR*
Basically he’s saying he wants to look cool
Kid woke up and chose autism 💀
He’s a cornball
can u blame him tho, u gotta get any rizz points u can get
I don't think so.. Maybe, But I used to do this too when I quit smoking. And I was all alone in my house. You know how they say half the addiction is just having something to do? Having an unlit cig in your mouth really does help deal with the craving, So long as you have the discipline to tell yourself you are not going to light it
@619Vital I currently smoke but doing this helps me put it off longer. glad to know I'm not the only one doing it
*carries a bag of c0ke but never sn0rts it* "a metaphor🥰"
I don't like Coke I just like the way it smells
@@ohn9neit smells good
Don’t worry officer it’s just my metaphor cocaine!
He bought crystal m&th, but never used it because it's a metaphor
Movies back then will always be great.
Me explaining why the button that releases a nuke on japan was in my basement: "It's a metaphor"
It‘s like holding a family at gunpoint but not pulling the trigger. A metaphor
the fact that that’s actually true is pretty nice to hear something that actually makes sense like this
adding reverb to vocals>>>>
These comments really passed the vibe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really can't stop laughing 😂😂
Fr
Fr 😭
True 😂
Bro fr i was alr laughing watchin him say that knowing mfs gonna roast him to a crisp 😂
Me telling the cop that me speeding at 90 mph is a metaphor
I was speeding but I never really hit anybody
it’s a metaphor
Bro was gonna out of a ticket by saying “it’s a metaphor, it doesn’t actually kill you.” And the cop says… “sir get outta the car, drop yuh pants, and spread yuh butt cheeks” 😭🤣
"Its not a cigarette hazel, i only smoke green"
Bro I literally love this movie….. I cry every time I watch it😭😭
What’s the movie called
@@aj4ktrey1838 The Fault in Our Stars
the movie is crap, the books are even worse.
@@srishtysharma that’s ur opinion but I disagree. I don’t want to start an argument here, but I just wanted to say not to ruin it for people who haven’t seen it because they might like it. Not trying to be rude. Just saying. Stay safe😊😊
@@aj4ktrey1838it’s called the Fault in Our Stars
I stand in front of my tv and watch it for hours. The tv isn’t actually working, its a metaphor
No I think you might just be schizophrenic
It’s not a metaphor it’s a mental illness. My good sir you have schizophrenia
I bet he would make a good getaway driver
😂😂
Nah he's way too infantile
He is in the movie Baby Driver
@@Meli-xu3xy ridiculous. How can a baby get a driver's license?
@@Meli-xu3xy ik thats the joke😂😂
Honestly, this movie brought me to tears at this exact point.. my gf at the time didn't get it, but I'll always remember it..
Bro saved it so quick
I jump off a cliff, but I don't pull out my parachute.
It's a metaphor.
God I watched this with my girlfriend and I remember her snuggled into my chest and tearing up at this scene and I paused the movie and just went "...that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard" we didn't last
WHO THE FUCK PAUSES A MOVIE TO MAKE A COMMENT YOU HEATHEN
You hurt her feelings.
Wow, yeah this scene is stupid but you're an ass. Id never.
You’re right though dude. What he said has nothing to do with a metaphor lmaoo
I can see why.
He's the type to hang on to the edge of a sky-scraper for an hour but doesn't let go because it's a metaphor
I remember watching this😭😭😭😭
this is the corniest scene I've ever seen
You don’t know what corny is
@redwatcher5588 if you don't think that this scene is corny, your a teenager...
What movie is this?
It wouldn't work in a movie about adults, but for a teenage romance movie, it works just fine. If you watch the Breakfast Club or any other classic high school movies and compare them to movies for adults, they screen like cheesy crap. But they work for their genre, and that's all that matters.
@@asherujudo7383 makes sense