BEST BAR IN EVERY ERB

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  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Před rokem +7379

    I’m sure we can all agree the Miss Carriage diss is one of the most brutal bars in ERB. Like damn, there’s no coming back after that.

    • @KenanTheFab
      @KenanTheFab Před rokem +467

      The only line that made me audibly go "OOF" irl after hearing it
      shit was so bad they had to let Marilyn get another few lines in

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit Před rokem +145

      It's up there with Clints sequel line, Juliet bombing Bonnie and clyde whole relationship, and Churchills family comeback.

    • @CarlosRodriguez-lg5oz
      @CarlosRodriguez-lg5oz Před rokem +137

      "Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see" is another line that I was like, man the guys still alive calm down.

    • @PatM1893
      @PatM1893 Před rokem +30

      Close second to that is Vader's part in Vader Vs Hitler 3

    • @BowelSyndrome
      @BowelSyndrome Před rokem +3

      What was the timestamp?

  • @victorconway444
    @victorconway444 Před rokem +2354

    "You lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage." That's gotta be the most mean-spirited bar in ERB history (excluding Hitler's holocaust puns).

    • @ar-1536
      @ar-1536 Před rokem +44

      Greg heffley vs Anne frank rap battle has a few contenders for that title

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 Před rokem +19

      Who vs. Who now???

    • @Bigcrackerjack
      @Bigcrackerjack Před rokem +76

      “No one’s dying to play with Joker- EXCEPT FOR MAYBE HEATH LEDGER”

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos Před rokem +28

      ​@@ar-1536 Bro really believes a Non ERB line can beat the OG

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis Před rokem +79

      'You lost 3 children, while they were still small
      TB and scarlet fever, gotta catch em all'
      Is at least a contender

  • @idiosyncraticmushroom3030
    @idiosyncraticmushroom3030 Před rokem +3238

    I love how the one from Picasso vs Bob Ross was like 90% Picasso's full name

    • @panathentic
      @panathentic Před rokem +178

      ITS A FUCKING POWER MOVE THO

    • @BenjaminBallin
      @BenjaminBallin Před rokem +7

      @@panathentic it is

    • @vrabb9030
      @vrabb9030 Před rokem +77

      @@BenjaminBallin it gets destroyed when only a few seconds after Bob calls him Pablo again
      like man spent all that time like ''yeah look my name-'' just for Bob to go ''ok pablo.''

    • @CloverPandaQ
      @CloverPandaQ Před rokem +4

      ​@@panathentic Yeah. Your full name is long. Woop dee doo.

    • @KingCarrot500
      @KingCarrot500 Před rokem +17

      There's something quite hard about it though. Like 'These are the titles I was born with...
      Back.To.You.Bob.'

  • @ThatWitchMarcy
    @ThatWitchMarcy Před rokem +3685

    The fact they literally got snoop to do a part is incredible

  • @baroncosmos8324
    @baroncosmos8324 Před rokem +11189

    Choosing Oppenheimer's second verse instead of literally any bar from his first verse is a criminal offense.

    • @yonghong4832
      @yonghong4832 Před rokem +489

      Choosing Robin Williams verse over Joan Rivers is also a criminal offense. Robins verse is literally just a bunch of references and surface level insults void of content. dont understand the hype for it.

    • @baroncosmos8324
      @baroncosmos8324 Před rokem +179

      @@yonghong4832 People are still sad. Understandable, but that verse is pretty lame. I agree that Rivers crushed the hardest, I love how her lines sound like actual jokes she'd make on stage.

    • @yonghong4832
      @yonghong4832 Před rokem +52

      @@baroncosmos8324 I loved Robin Williams too, I just kinda wished he has a better verse other than just a bunch of references to his movies. It just feels rushed and doesn't do him enough justice.

    • @dermanater
      @dermanater Před rokem +74

      Choosing Stalin over Gorbachev is the biggest crime IMO. Perhaps making the title seem more opinionated would have helped these kind of comments

    • @teteeheeted
      @teteeheeted Před rokem +4

      Actually, his second verse sucks

  • @depressedpebbles
    @depressedpebbles Před rokem +697

    Ok but Harry Potter's "at least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn't mine!" is one of my favorite disses ever.

    • @connorinuzuka8319
      @connorinuzuka8319 Před 7 měsíci +38

      Luke: "All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest!"
      Harry's 2nd and 3rd verses: "So you have chosen death."

    • @denisucuuu
      @denisucuuu Před 2 měsíci

      @@connorinuzuka8319only the second, third was weak

    • @connorinuzuka8319
      @connorinuzuka8319 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@denisucuuu Yeah, I was specifically referring to "On one hand the rebellion, on the other hand- oh, wait."

    • @CosmicMoon-rd5nl
      @CosmicMoon-rd5nl Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@connorinuzuka8319 Harry’s third verse was arguably the worst verse in that entire rap lol, the only good part was the very beginning where he does the other hand line but that’s it. Luke’s third was much better but that’s about the only verse I could argue is better than Harry’s.

  • @howard856
    @howard856 Před rokem +1861

    8:31 gotta be one of the best moments of the whole entire series. Certified classic.

  • @ryantonkin7754
    @ryantonkin7754 Před rokem +949

    Vader's 'fired up' scheme is on another level

    • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
      @chingizzhylkybayev8575 Před rokem +17

      The "fired up" part is honestly so overrated. It has horrible pacing and just fees super clunky and awkward

    • @thomaskennerson1600
      @thomaskennerson1600 Před rokem +43

      /\says the person who
      I can't spell feels, saying fees. The fired up scheme is literally the GOAT of bars( along with miss carriage, and others)

    • @jakob3044
      @jakob3044 Před 9 měsíci +47

      ​@@chingizzhylkybayev8575he broke down Hitler's whole character in a mean ass scheme and ended it with a fucking K.O. I dunno what you on about, honestly, I can think of very few punches indeed that reach the same level on so many angles

    • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
      @chingizzhylkybayev8575 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@jakob3044 I meant more from the flow perspective rather than actual lyrics. The flow was very awkward, and for me the flow is as important to evaluating how good a bar is as the lyrics.
      The thing about this scheme is that they seemingly were hedging it all on the repeating "fired up" rhyme as the strongest feature which ended up being the weakest part of it.

    • @jakob3044
      @jakob3044 Před 9 měsíci +27

      @@chingizzhylkybayev8575 He flipped "Fired up" 4 times over, giving every line a new meaning, that more than enough carries the issue of "repeating" in my head. Then he ends the whole buildup with the punch and right into the hardest drop in the series. Plus, he rode that beat crazy, I have no idea what you are complaining about. It's way better than his flow in the previous battles, and way better than Hitler's.
      Yeah, I think we are going to have to agree to disagree on this one

  • @tableswithoutchairs1168
    @tableswithoutchairs1168 Před rokem +4503

    I disagree on like, 90% of these but every line in this video is still really, really good

    • @hellsgames5322
      @hellsgames5322 Před rokem +86

      bro how did they put shakespeare 1 over 2 :/

    • @umbralowl
      @umbralowl Před rokem +23

      Straight up, If we are talking Mansa Musa vs Jeff Bezos, while that was a great verse and Scru Face was great with it, Jeff Bezos last verse hit different, with Alexa coming in at the end, ooh

    • @fernandorosales599
      @fernandorosales599 Před rokem +6

      The Art of War line is fire tho

    • @tomasfinol818
      @tomasfinol818 Před rokem +49

      @@umbralowl Nahh, Mansa Musa won both verses

    • @umbralowl
      @umbralowl Před rokem +1

      @@tomasfinol818 Nah, Bezo's last verse went too hard with Alexa coming in at the end

  • @taylortw1tch237
    @taylortw1tch237 Před rokem +779

    "You did not steal from me. YOU STOLE ME FROM MANKIND!" Hardest line in whole series.

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Před rokem +41

      It's hard because it's true

    • @cdm0991
      @cdm0991 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Hell nah it’s def not the hardest line in the entire series

    • @howardroark3736
      @howardroark3736 Před 8 dny +1

      @@cdm0991 And it’s also BS. Any decent review of the history shows that Edison contributed a lot more to the world than Tesla, but he also didn’t do anything that kept Tesla from inventing new technology.

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe Před rokem +1392

    All of Hilters bars in Vader vs hilter 1 were good and he probaly won the battle but "your moms been with so many dudes who even knows if im your father!" has to be the best line in that battle

    • @jorjothefrog
      @jorjothefrog Před rokem

      Id say the best bar was either "i am Adolf Hitler" or "suck my robot balls"

    • @goreduhme
      @goreduhme Před rokem +36

      specially how DarthVader vs Hitler part 2 starts is such a banger, like D Vader really spits some bars

    • @phito7051
      @phito7051 Před rokem +5

      The beginning was my fav part

    • @shamussarrazine6623
      @shamussarrazine6623 Před rokem +6

      I personally disagree with 90% of this list, even though all the lines are good

    • @jacobbaker6592
      @jacobbaker6592 Před rokem +3

      3rd with the beerhall pusch was the best

  • @Mxrley
    @Mxrley Před rokem +120

    “I’d beat round two but that’d be unbelievable, no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.” One of the coldest bars I’ve ever heard.

  • @AndrewPRoberts
    @AndrewPRoberts Před rokem +789

    1:26 This will always go so unnecessarily hard

    • @averagemike2171
      @averagemike2171 Před rokem +59

      Million Particles, in the universe, that we can observe. Yo momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd 🔥 🔥 🚒

    • @SHRONKs22
      @SHRONKs22 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Albert had 3 bars that hit way harder than that

    • @randomturkmapper
      @randomturkmapper Před měsícem

      Ngl its overrated af

  • @Spartan536
    @Spartan536 Před rokem +477

    Oppenheimer's "I'm here to split U like 2 & 3 from 5" is the single most intellectually hard hitting bar that ERB has ever done. While Clint Eastwood was taking headshots on Bruce Lee, and Cleopatra was eviscerating Marylin Monroe with miscarriages... Oppenheimer literally went nuclear with his bar and vaporized Thanos.
    After Oppenheimer's U235 bar the whole battle was over, he could have mic dropped right there and let Thanos go on for 3 minutes straight and it would not have changed a damn thing.

    • @xsaxia2008
      @xsaxia2008 Před 6 měsíci +29

      favorite line of the song for me was literally Oppenheimer's first bar
      "Listening to you took everything I have left, after your raps, I am become deaf"

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 Před 5 měsíci +6

      "I'm a man who comes from a Higher Ground
      And I say DC is a whole step down"
      This completely outclasses any line from Oppenheimer.

    • @Spartan536
      @Spartan536 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@jamainegardner4193 Stevie Wonder's line was excellent, the triple entendre there was excellent...
      Higher moral ground than identity politics from DC
      Higher notes than D or C which are lower notes
      DC being a step down from Marvel
      I get it, it's a simple yet excellent bar, I still like Oppenheimers bar better.

  • @willfeider2743
    @willfeider2743 Před rokem +438

    Feel like the Joker's line, "ask Robin if I drop bars" was probably better than the one chosen but

    • @Stormthorn67
      @Stormthorn67 Před rokem +13

      That whole battle was pretty amazing.

    • @brandongainer9434
      @brandongainer9434 Před rokem +9

      @@Stormthorn67 its one of their best recent years ones

    • @jakob3044
      @jakob3044 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@brandongainer9434And all the recent year ones are better than almost all the older ones

    • @SHRONKs22
      @SHRONKs22 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Pennywise’s line about heath ledger was the best bar in the battle

    • @FelipeSantos-xq4tc
      @FelipeSantos-xq4tc Před 2 měsíci

      There's too many to choose in that one

  • @grokborketharek8165
    @grokborketharek8165 Před rokem +240

    Giving Bill Nye best bar instead of
    "And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in!" Is a criminal offense

    • @ayshell
      @ayshell Před rokem +25

      True or the "everything has an equal and opposite reaction except when we are both rapping." So many of Isaac was such a great hit on that battle

    • @boneless9193
      @boneless9193 Před rokem +9

      or any of Newtons bars

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 Před rokem +11

      Thank you!!! Every single one of Newton's bars destroyed Bill Nye's. De Grasse Tyson had to come in to try to save him because Newton was killing him so bad.

    • @dorotaknap7581
      @dorotaknap7581 Před rokem

      What? Bill had actual disses unlike Newton, and people think he won because fucking Weird Al

    • @grokborketharek8165
      @grokborketharek8165 Před rokem +3

      @@dorotaknap7581 ok

  • @christianwmpTTV
    @christianwmpTTV Před rokem +440

    The transition from Doc Brown vs Doc Who to Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee at 5:47 was so perfect it kinda threw me for a loop, not gonna lie.

  • @D0ng1
    @D0ng1 Před rokem +80

    “You spaghetti eating fuck” genuinely has the best delivery, it’s lived rent free in my head ever since I first heard that battle.

  • @jacklovejoy5290
    @jacklovejoy5290 Před rokem +100

    17:00 can we appreciate that Lloyd wrote that line about himself

  • @JJ-1866
    @JJ-1866 Před rokem +176

    5:47 that transition was sooo satisfying

  • @LeFranceBallLikesMusic
    @LeFranceBallLikesMusic Před rokem +720

    For Ghandi Vs MLK I think the “I admire the way you broke the British power, but I have a dream, that you’ll take a shower” was the best

    • @PatM1893
      @PatM1893 Před rokem +42

      With protests and women the same advice goes: Always stay away from the ho's. This line won it for me, but I'm totally fine with people saying King won.

    • @ruthlesace
      @ruthlesace Před rokem

      I'm passively raising the fact that you suck
      I am celibate because I don't give a f#@%

    • @carltonmeekins250
      @carltonmeekins250 Před rokem +11

      I don’t know, “always stay away from the hose.” Was brutal.

    • @greensonickid3304
      @greensonickid3304 Před 5 měsíci +10

      I think "I Got so much street cred they write my name on the signs, I'd ring ya for Tech Support, but I But I got a No Bell Prize" is untouchable

    • @haydenfisher1387
      @haydenfisher1387 Před 2 měsíci

      “Flatten your style like bread. Naan violence” is a great one too

  • @i.j.dragonfly3123
    @i.j.dragonfly3123 Před rokem +260

    Even Oppenheimer's weaker verse is still good enough to give me goosebumps.

  • @LordBoros001
    @LordBoros001 Před rokem +464

    8:31
    me like 8 years ago: yo this fire
    me now: LYRICAL GENIUS

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Před rokem +63

      8 years then, GOT US FIRED UP
      8 years now, GOT US FIRED UP

    • @rileyghent6137
      @rileyghent6137 Před rokem +12

      @@comixproviderftw_02 at least in that time we haven’t fired up

  • @demo0831
    @demo0831 Před rokem +98

    What makes juliets line so hard is that she managed to take out her enemy on her deathbed.

  • @imamorp7980
    @imamorp7980 Před 9 měsíci +64

    Picking Bill Nye's verse at 10:29 as opposed to literally any of Isaac Newtons verses, especially his second one, is a war crime.

    • @thebearer8904
      @thebearer8904 Před 4 měsíci +2

      fr if you're not gonna choose Isaac then at least choose Neil

    • @HunterXWorld95
      @HunterXWorld95 Před měsícem

      Agreed, especially since it’s freaking Weird Al!

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters Před rokem +96

    1:25 in my opinion still one of the most iconic lines of all time

  • @EGOHVCbcn
    @EGOHVCbcn Před rokem +2905

    I'm surprised you didn't include Fredrick the Great's verse from Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great. It's one of ERB's best verses, in my opinion

  • @nicksquires4049
    @nicksquires4049 Před rokem +131

    Nikola Tesla’s line “You did not steal from me you stole me from mad kind” is the hardest line ever

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 Před rokem +341

    Stalin’s verse (8:05) goes from absolutely hilarious to hard af

    • @trystero1729
      @trystero1729 Před rokem +56

      that little dance he does in the background on “YOU THINK I GIVE A F**K ABOUT MY WIFE?!” gets me every time. incredible

    • @herrflammen6487
      @herrflammen6487 Před rokem +37

      @@trystero1729 my personal favorite is the “look in to my eyes you perverted witch” because it seems like something Stalin would say before doming Rasputin

    • @gulshanmokha
      @gulshanmokha Před rokem +12

      If your name end with n it is time to get out

    • @herrflammen6487
      @herrflammen6487 Před rokem +9

      @@gulshanmokha I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa

    • @trystero1729
      @trystero1729 Před rokem +8

      @@herrflammen6487 tore down that wall like the kool aid man (OH YEAH!)

  • @edmilsonlennon2866
    @edmilsonlennon2866 Před rokem +71

    12:23 took me years to know that Kubrick showing was censoring Tarantino saying Mfvcker

    • @michaelangelo2192
      @michaelangelo2192 Před rokem

      Broooo how did I never think of this. It sounds even better when you hear the mfvcker being said in your head haha

    • @diptochakrabarti5515
      @diptochakrabarti5515 Před 5 měsíci +1

      And then Michael Bay shows up and makes up for all the censoring

  • @amhg97
    @amhg97 Před rokem +36

    The hardest line in Gates vs Jobs is definitely
    "You will never get a virus on an Apple"
    "But you could still afford a doctor if you had a PC"
    🔥🔥🔥

  • @jcstpierre00
    @jcstpierre00 Před rokem +46

    I will say it's good you included Zach Sherwin's verses on this almost every time he was on ERB. His word play and flow is unreal every time

  • @true_and_honest_bagel
    @true_and_honest_bagel Před rokem +230

    Ain't no way you said "B on D" was better than half the stuff Powers said

    • @gvccihvcci
      @gvccihvcci Před rokem +11

      I think it was more for the delivery of the last lines, it went p hard, not great wordplay but just the delivery

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 Před rokem +4

      Connery's part was the best anyway

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 Před rokem +2

      Ngl It was pretty cringy...the thunderbird line was good but the rest was meh..
      Yeah I guess that's the point but I don't think he delivered any really heavy hitting bars

    • @dorotaknap7581
      @dorotaknap7581 Před rokem +6

      I'm sorry what? All Austin did was talk about sex. And the B on D line was such an intelligent line.

  • @1ts13rad
    @1ts13rad Před rokem +69

    The whole "Fired up" line from Darth Vader still gives me chills

  • @sebasg_arte_cultura
    @sebasg_arte_cultura Před rokem +147

    Sun Tzu's has got to be one of the best, even though you left out my fav part : "Asians spitting sick but no, this isn't SARS"

    • @rival6859
      @rival6859 Před rokem +9

      Be Frank bar was the best from that one imo

    • @chanlaoshi8634
      @chanlaoshi8634 Před rokem +10

      For me it is the N I E T Z S C H E bar that takes the cake, but that whole battle is a highlight show imo.

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Před rokem +4

      Also the "You talk a lot about putting things in their place, why don't you tell your eyebrows to fit better on your face" line against HIS OWN TEAMMATE

  • @floatyperson1979
    @floatyperson1979 Před rokem +48

    9:44 is a violation 💀

  • @morgboat744
    @morgboat744 Před rokem +1132

    can’t believe you didn’t include the hardest lines from their whole show imo, being
    “I’m the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist who dines on highest society to the sound of violins”
    and
    “I’m the author with the blood and gore lore galore that’ll horrify a reader to the core”

    • @ReadytoDiveIn
      @ReadytoDiveIn Před rokem +80

      Or "Poe's poems pwn posers"🤣

    • @medusa7690
      @medusa7690 Před rokem +19

      The hardest line from their whole show is in it cleopatras was right there

    • @dominicluckino4391
      @dominicluckino4391 Před rokem +14

      The reason is though they are good lines, they are not disses so they aren’t good bars for a rap battle

    • @Killian_sawyer
      @Killian_sawyer Před rokem +12

      Fame, money, talent success, you’ll always have less, nevermore

    • @pemehl6414
      @pemehl6414 Před rokem +10

      everybody's sleeping on Vlad the impalers second verse

  • @Daizz009
    @Daizz009 Před rokem +118

    8:31 One of best verses in ERB history, change my mind

  • @yuvrajganguly
    @yuvrajganguly Před rokem +228

    I think Ash's dis on Darwin's children dying of diseases, " Hepatitis Pneumonia gotta catch them all" was the best... Other than that, I agree on most.

    • @liamblackmore3829
      @liamblackmore3829 Před rokem +27

      TB and Scarlet Fever

    • @OrangeHorde
      @OrangeHorde Před rokem +13

      brutal line, but i think the match was even once darwin hit ash with the "as hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother"

    • @carltonmeekins250
      @carltonmeekins250 Před rokem +3

      Literally my only complaint with this video. :-)

    • @jojobod
      @jojobod Před rokem +7

      @@OrangeHorde not really that good of a diss considering its a meme with no actual evidence

  • @out.stylished
    @out.stylished Před rokem +18

    4:41 sounded like a Hamilton type of rap and I loved it

  • @shaojiezhang8276
    @shaojiezhang8276 Před rokem +279

    Finally, some respect shown for the first lines of Shakespeare vs Seuss. Best part of the whole battle, including his fast rap.

    • @torazely
      @torazely Před rokem +27

      "I hath been iambic on that ass ye bastard" is the best line in the whole song and no body appreciates it for its brilliance.

    • @miskathonic
      @miskathonic Před rokem +3

      Watsky went unbelievably hard on it

    • @Flame-wu5fx
      @Flame-wu5fx Před rokem +2

      No, every other verse from that battle was better

    • @gvccihvcci
      @gvccihvcci Před rokem +1

      I loved the word arrangement on the very first sentence it was so classical Shakespearean

    • @Delboy178
      @Delboy178 Před rokem

      YES FINALLY THE RESPECT IT DESERVES

  • @iloveromplers
    @iloveromplers Před rokem +104

    Ok but "I attack you decay can't sustain my releasees" is the smartest thing ever said and it's a shame it wasn't picked

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 Před rokem +49

    That Dalek to Clint Eastwood transition at 5:47 was *clean*

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 Před rokem +47

    Looking back to it ERB is such a ridiculous idea but it's so well executed!

  • @thephilosopherstrein
    @thephilosopherstrein Před rokem +62

    7:16 | “you couldn’t handle my gifts, with your greedy little mind- what’s inside mine was ahead of its own time YOU DID NOT STEAL FROM ME, YOU STOLE ME FROM MANKIND!”
    omfg dude this was my favorite line, still might be. even after all of this time😭🕯️🍃

  • @dillpickle59
    @dillpickle59 Před rokem +43

    Bro like 10 years later I still physically wince when I hear "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" 🥶🥶🥶 hands down uncontested most savage line I've heard in my life

  • @hawkkent
    @hawkkent Před rokem +36

    Out of all the performers, the guy who played "Freddy D" has so much energy I sat up straight!

  • @dimiaraujo90
    @dimiaraujo90 Před rokem +15

    Edgar Allan Poe X Stephen King was completely perfect, from beginning to end. And probably the most underrated battle.

  • @joshuakent5821
    @joshuakent5821 Před rokem +53

    No way dude thought "dalek my balls" was a good line

    • @robertchamadias2028
      @robertchamadias2028 Před rokem +8

      For me Doc Brown is up there with Batman for worst performance.

    • @juicyeboi9006
      @juicyeboi9006 Před rokem +6

      @Robert Chamadias Eh Doc Brown was funny atleast, performances like Batman, Ellen vs Oprah, 2nd half of Bruce vs Bruce and their first Donald Trump attempt were just garbage (funnily enough since the election Donald Trump is one of their best characters)

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před rokem +10

      I much preferred the "I'm a mystical medical doc shifting at the peak of my physical form" bar myself

  • @JellyWhopper
    @JellyWhopper Před rokem +14

    Who couldn't forget the banger line from Dream vs. Rosa Parks. "You were always in the back, I was always in the front!"

  • @al_luviec
    @al_luviec Před rokem +86

    15:24 ... I still think of this part on the occasion IT GOES TOO HARD

    • @Radicaljuice
      @Radicaljuice Před rokem +1

      I completely agree it's probably my favorite one in this video

  • @jacobesnard
    @jacobesnard Před rokem +22

    Watsky rapping his whole verse in iambic pentameter is crazy

  • @flynno-br0230
    @flynno-br0230 Před rokem +34

    10:05 That is in fact Ray William Johnson

  • @DirtyHarry44MAG
    @DirtyHarry44MAG Před rokem +16

    “No one’s dying to play with Joker, expect for maybe Heath Ledger” This was pure evil and I’m surprised you didn’t include this.

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 Před rokem +78

    Imagine not choosing "I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in, call me Arthur Miller son because it's Death of A Salesmen".

  • @Fluck_Flutch
    @Fluck_Flutch Před rokem +9

    Vader after rhyming “fired up” with “fired up” four times in a row: 🔥💸😎💸🔥

  • @testadalord01432
    @testadalord01432 Před rokem +184

    Eve’s first verse killed Adam because he could do much as breathe

    • @Haybails720
      @Haybails720 Před rokem

      One pump chump and your hung like a weasel, ditch the fig leaf get yourself a pine needle” gotta be the best

    • @leirarekceb3043
      @leirarekceb3043 Před rokem +3

      LITERALLY!!! She is so iconic. Her verse was 10/10 for me like it just hits

    • @AMoistBum
      @AMoistBum Před rokem

      Qatar sucks

  • @AntiNubDevice
    @AntiNubDevice Před rokem +71

    "There's only one way this battles gonna end... One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!"
    One of the most brutal in all of ERB.

    • @Spitfirethedragon
      @Spitfirethedragon Před rokem +8

      Yeah, two birds with one stone there. George Reeves and Christopher Reave both played Superman. George committed suicide and Christopher was paralyzed from a horse accident and he died years later from an infection in his spinal cord. Both of them would never walked again.

    • @mag-narwhal
      @mag-narwhal Před rokem +3

      @@Spitfirethedragon Thank you for explaining that line. I've always found the line good but I didn't really know what it was referring to.

  • @BOBINDUN
    @BOBINDUN Před rokem +60

    Honestly props too the makeup and props department. Peter and Lloyds impressions are also amazing you kinda forget that sometimes

  • @SuperPwnageBoi69
    @SuperPwnageBoi69 Před rokem +42

    Finally someone who appreciates bill nye’s one and only verse in erb.

    • @glutenfree8348
      @glutenfree8348 Před rokem +1

      IKR bill nyes verse is the most catchiest in his erb and it doesn’t have the best disses but he makes up for it with his science teacher swagger

  • @format9802
    @format9802 Před rokem +21

    "best bar" proceeds to to show entire verses 😂

  • @harryyans
    @harryyans Před rokem +8

    William Wallace’s “You died owning slaves, I died setting men free” was dope

  • @FreshyKanal
    @FreshyKanal Před rokem +18

    bro you are always showing 4 bars and not 1!

  • @chickenbreast7016
    @chickenbreast7016 Před rokem +8

    I love how the match ups, especially in the early seasons, are the two most random and unconnected people in history.

  • @YaBoiSahge
    @YaBoiSahge Před rokem +424

    Pretty good, minor differences all in all, but i CANNOT agree with that Luke vs Harry. "Your mom died of heartache" and "Slither in a sister" is one of the best bars ever written in an erb

    • @brandonconway4593
      @brandonconway4593 Před rokem +2

      Agreed !

    • @underbandit2372
      @underbandit2372 Před rokem +20

      I feel the same with the Robo-cop vs Terminator one. Terminator’s first verse, specifically when it starts at “they left off your balls when your suit was created.” Those bars went crazy

    • @Apple-vk3fi
      @Apple-vk3fi Před rokem +9

      thats more of a jab, Luke saying Harry's a rip off of him is more of a bar

    • @brandon6485
      @brandon6485 Před rokem +3

      @@Apple-vk3fi I absolutely disagree with that, the "Your mom died of heartache" line was a killer comeback and the slitherine line is just a massive blow

    • @RudockAviar
      @RudockAviar Před rokem +18

      @@brandon6485 Nah. Discrediting your opponent's entire existence as just a copy of your own is far harder than mocking a parent's death or weird sibling relation.

  • @jishservedcold3536
    @jishservedcold3536 Před rokem +22

    YO!
    Picking Shakespeare's FIRST verse and not his super flashy, fast second verse?
    Uncommon pick. Based as fuck. Big respect. That syllable placement is surreal.

  • @chrisbradley3458
    @chrisbradley3458 Před rokem +12

    “They impeached me
    I still walked out of DC looking peachy”
    Best bar of Trump vs Biden

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před rokem

      Honorable mention to "you got the sloppy Joe but no beef" which lived in my head rent free for a while

  • @bensonbone
    @bensonbone Před rokem +6

    “You peddle soap that cleans bird shit from my windows” that always killed me 🪦💀

  • @ashleyjones8597
    @ashleyjones8597 Před rokem +93

    Cool video, but I don't think you know what a bar is.

    • @ethanscrazy8750
      @ethanscrazy8750 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Basically a diss

    • @shelbyherring92
      @shelbyherring92 Před 5 měsíci +19

      ​@@ethanscrazy8750No, a bar is a single line of a verse in rap.
      Ashley's just saying that OP doesn't understand that basic concept. There's a reason most hip hop fans say "spittin' bars" and not a single "bar"... it's because some rhyme schemes and disses take multiple lines to flesh out.
      A diss is just a verbal attack against your opponent, which - as I said before - can take multiple lines (or bars) to form.

  • @Xav_Edits
    @Xav_Edits Před rokem +7

    That “Miss Carriage” line was so crazy I cry every time i hear it

  • @Voltar_99
    @Voltar_99 Před rokem +15

    Ok jokers best bar was literally the bar right after the one you chose, let’s be honest, anyone who even knows what he did to Jason, when you heard the line “ask robin if I drop bars” you were like, DAMN

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před rokem

      (i don’t know what he did can you please elaborate)

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 Před rokem +2

      Joker captured the Jason Todd robin and beat him to the brink of death with a crowbar before killing him

  • @TheMueller1942
    @TheMueller1942 Před rokem +6

    Babe Ruth’s verse is amazing! Absolutely hilarious doing the verse like a sports announcer. 😂

  • @idontknow6130
    @idontknow6130 Před rokem +22

    To be honest i learned more history by erboh then school becouse i would just go into rabbit holes

  • @Saurondür
    @Saurondür Před rokem +9

    Amazing to think they got Snoop Dogg and Keegan Michael Key to be play more than 1 character in an ERB of History

  • @joe-hl9rl
    @joe-hl9rl Před rokem +32

    Shakespeare's second verse should've been the one included from him vs Dr Seuss

    • @dylanlollar6045
      @dylanlollar6045 Před rokem +13

      The first one being written in iambic pentameter was absolutely genius, and the second didn't really have any good disses it was just fast and had great flow

    • @bigman542
      @bigman542 Před rokem

      God no

    • @torazely
      @torazely Před rokem

      Nah, his first verse was by far the better one.

    • @joe-hl9rl
      @joe-hl9rl Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@dylanlollar6045 it's best bars not best disses.

    • @dylanlollar6045
      @dylanlollar6045 Před 3 měsíci

      @@joe-hl9rl What do you think a bar is

  • @lazyliongames6660
    @lazyliongames6660 Před 4 měsíci +5

    0:20 but the first line is so good

  • @farfetchdthegamer3810
    @farfetchdthegamer3810 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Update:
    “Frankly Hank it’s clear Auschwitz side you were on”
    and
    “I’ll make an ass outta you, like Nintendo did”
    are my personal fave lines in the two most recent battles

  • @malakarvonstroheim5372
    @malakarvonstroheim5372 Před rokem +5

    "Your book sales have got nothing to say, i'm number 1 and 2, you're under 50 shades of Grey", that was a much better bar than the one chosen from Tolkien

  • @zero2hero402
    @zero2hero402 Před rokem +5

    This video reminded me how long it’s been since I’ve actually watched ERB. Gonna need to catch up soon.
    Also, to this day, I’m pretty sure Oppenheimer is my favorite contestant they’ve had.

  • @theantianimeassociationleaer

    3:49 this was to cold 🥶

    • @pi_man3
      @pi_man3 Před 4 měsíci

      The train part on this was also🔥

  • @AmericanCaesarian
    @AmericanCaesarian Před rokem +25

    7:06 nah the MLK part about the British power and taking a shower was way better

  • @t7mf
    @t7mf Před rokem +13

    11:52 nah this bar was CRAZY

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 Před rokem +7

    I forgot how sick the flow on that Capone verse was. Not a single beat wasted.

  • @alessioprocopio9897
    @alessioprocopio9897 Před rokem +40

    6:39 WHAT THE FUCK SNOOP DOGG??

    • @lean23232
      @lean23232 Před 8 měsíci +9

      it literally is him

  • @jetstreamsam8048
    @jetstreamsam8048 Před rokem +18

    NEVER RATE AGAIN 🗣💯💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @gamemerz69
    @gamemerz69 Před rokem +10

    1:53 that sounds like something that spy will say to scout! XD

  • @Keiji555
    @Keiji555 Před rokem +5

    Ash vs. Darwin: Thank you for not choosing Darwin's final line. Compared to what he could have said, it stunk.

  • @animezenoverdrive500
    @animezenoverdrive500 Před rokem +10

    2:37
    Best line in the whole series

  • @gabrieltorres6633
    @gabrieltorres6633 Před rokem +4

    "So take a seat steve. Oh I see you brought your own" >>>>>

  • @hot_soup4319
    @hot_soup4319 Před rokem +4

    "Miss carriage" and "no one in your family ever lives to see a sequel" are fuckin' ironclad insults. There is just no coming back from that, what could you possibly even say that would hit any harder?

  • @princeraven4949
    @princeraven4949 Před rokem +12

    Bruce banner vs jenner had a better line
    "You're just like the flash, especially in the 100m ditch your wife dash"

    • @boomyocean9981
      @boomyocean9981 Před rokem

      I gotta agree with you but I would say,
      You just being you is enough to diss you.
      Hits way harder

  • @vanilla_cream5198
    @vanilla_cream5198 Před rokem +12

    im not going to lie to you "epic rap battles of history" is the most internet thing to exist

  • @danielcooper3332
    @danielcooper3332 Před rokem +5

    I feel like Juliet's line "Wench with the neck of a Chicken, you'll get an ass ripping worse than your boyfriends in prison" was better tbh.

  • @ericadventures5045
    @ericadventures5045 Před 21 dnem +1

    Not adding the Bar where Harry Potter tells Luke he slept with his sister is WILD

  • @CardcaptorsRULES
    @CardcaptorsRULES Před rokem +7

    That Babe Ruth line still give me chills.

  • @firebrandr
    @firebrandr Před měsícem +1

    They gave Marilyn an extra verse to make up for the damage done by “miss carriage” but it still wasn’t even close

  • @Eazy-ERyder
    @Eazy-ERyder Před 9 měsíci +4

    Oppenheimer's FIRST verse was arguably the BEST of them all. And I will always love Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe (so underrated).

  • @moskeetees
    @moskeetees Před 8 měsíci +2

    I’m glad someone finally showed appreciation to John McClane’s verse, I feel like that one is really good

  • @gabrielschwartz2469
    @gabrielschwartz2469 Před rokem +13

    Wow I can’t believe wolverine’s first verse wasn’t included. In my opinion, that’s one of, if not the best, one they’ve made.

  • @ivanhunter6492
    @ivanhunter6492 Před 22 dny +1

    "you lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage" Hello, police, I'd like to report a murder