Instant Translation - Right in your Ear!
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
- Linus and Dennis try on earphones that translate English and Chinese in real time! The future is now!...Sort of.
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How to escape your boss :
- "Hey Dennis, I need you to-"
- "No english"
Lmfao
engrish*
yeah, that broke me!
5 replies
No there’s six now
Boss : pulls out a gun
Worker : *HEY THE FACTORY I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND SOME TIME TONIGHT*
i died .. in the factory , laughing in the mixer..
Hahahahaha
I spit out my drink when I read this I laughed so hard
overtime
LOL had me in tears
My wife is Chinese and we learned a trick for using translation software. For more accurate translation from English to Mandarin, speak like Yoda... "Like Yoda, you should speak.
Speak like Yoda, you should
TRUE! I do the same for french class. Dumb it down and its just like what you learned. Not like our years of english have taught us.
But I don't wanna
@@brandon2089 lmao
You, for Japanese, should thusly speak. I think. (SOV rather than SVO)
Interracial gay couple meeting using technology circa 2018 colorized and recorded
lovely
Insert Michael rosens "noice"
Reminds me of the Weisau Star Wars episode.
@Samuel Davidson no chill Jesus dude
Samuel Davidson incel
i'd pay money to watch a show like that, 2 people sitting at a resturant having a date in 2 different languages.
Normal: Babe you look very sexy tonight!
Translated: Daughter you are the sex best very much tonigh!
It would be great fun if you spoke both languages they were using.
I did that once. Elmer a tinder date in China and she didn’t speak a word of English 😂.... 3 years later I learned enough Chinese to speak to her properly
There's actually a Japanese show with that theme. I don't remember what the title of the show was though.
this one has japanese and english czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
50 shades of linus confirmed
And they're all shades of Red
Timothy Spatz i was about to comment on that you absolute jerk XD
hold your panties ladies, this is going to be HH...enjoyable
Linus is definitely the "slave" though right? :)
No English.....
Linus' face is so fucking red it's like a stop light.
Linus Sex Tips: Chinese Red Light District
Soggy Steel red like a clitoris
Soggy Steel sex face
Dennis is a good looking guy. Can't blame Linus for trying!
if you think this dude is a catch, you are in real trouble
Joke...
@@avzarathustra6164 lies
@@YoungBlaze Lol
Ferble-kun Sakrrislin he’s so red and blushing
More Dennis
MOAR DINNIS
Ken Moore nooooooooo
That deadpan expression is comedy gold.
Valix yes
Dennis Tech Tips
Linus's RGB facial light redden as he inserts his ram into Denis's CPU slot
Death Picard why would he put ram into a cpu slot?
Death Picard You, Sir, made me laugh for some reason.
Wrong hole
hot
Dennis's water cooling starts leaking all over Linus' ram stick
I feel like Dennis exists on a different plane of existence completely separated from ours and has to act normal whenever he visits
Love, Live, Liao.
Words to live by, mate.
I’m a simple man. I see Dennis, I watch Dennis.
Pickup lessons by Linus
Is this a glitch? im watching a pannen video and im seeing comments i saw in the video i watched before
Still haven't come up with a good name. reopen CZcams
lol
LinusLoveTips
Therollo9 Yeah Linussextapes
This is a very rough attempt, but a baby step closer to Trek's universal translator.
wait for our next step and kickstarter video ;P
Greshgore it just needs a better mic and a better translator like if they even get google translate or something similar
I’d love a computer they actively knows when you’re speaking to it, and one they can understand you, the best assistant I know of is Google’s it understands every single word Siri is the worst.... and to prove I’m not bias I’ve never had an android phone always IOS
Try a lingmo translator. Theyre pretty damn accurate.
It hasn’t got the lip sync feature though
Hitting on Dennis(The Video)
Hitting Dennis(the hidden video)
Callum Stones Beating Dennis?
You heard me
Is Linus gay?
Yes. But only for Dennis.
Wbu?
Christian Svendsen he’s so red it’s hard to conceal how horny he is LOL
Soo Pan basically
@@randoschannel3801 Pretty sure he's married to an asian girl guys.... (ironic eye roll)
Same though
In this video : Linus tries to romance co worker
Nah, it's even more awkward. *employee
I can't wait to see the next job posting for and HR manager, I might actually get hired.
it's sexual harassment... PANDA!
Fun fact for anyone curious about computer translation! Many computer scientists in the field believe that natural language translation may be so difficult as to be an AI complete problem. Meaning that they think a human level, general purpose AI may be necessary to have convincing computer translation.
Dude, with the way Nvidia stepped up their game in the AI/Deep learning market, we should be able to see a fully fledged AI and deep learning based translator in the next few years.
Or we should all learn to speak Arnold C.
We're still not able to make virtual brains much more powerful than a bee, so I'd say we have quite a few years to go.
outsider344 it's a lemma I have held since my days in ai as an undergrad, too. Not a computer scientist anymore, tho.
Correct, the translation in the video should be much better
WOW! Linus, Do you have any idea what you've just done? You will now have fanfic writers writing LTT yaoi! Linus x Dennis XD
DLAnubis *insert lenny face here*
DLAnubis i swear linus was as akward as me in this video
Dimas Gustama ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh come on, obviously this isn't going to catalyse LTT fanfics. They've already been written.
Linus Sex Tips goes international ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
as an asian that can speak both languages in this vid, this was very painful to watch
True😂
What did the title say?
*y e s* but actually 不
@@BatuWienholts我不说
Serious comment: The Chinese->English translation in chat mode is actually really really accurate. It's obvious that the team developing this had a lot more chance to tweak the app's ability to understand Chinese than it's ability to understand English. On that note, this device's foundation is solid and just need more tweaking, and given the opportunity, is going to become something amazing.
The fact is, Dennis failed to realize that his Chinese got translated near perfectly into English. The review is unfair to say that the base concept is lacking, I think it works fine, the team making it probably just don't have the resource to hire a whole bunch of white people to tweak their coding.
both the software and the internal components of our device are being upgraded
Or that English is near impossible to accurately translate to other languages on the fly simply because of our structure vs how other languages are structured unless you have a human to "interpret" the meaning.
T Leal
Dennis speaks Mandarin. How will the translator perform on Cantonese which is also spoken in the Chinese community in Vancouver?
one big thing is it wont translate some phrases, idioms, or slangs. you can use one of these and just speak very simple, direct, and short sentences and it should work fine.
yea but they speak too slow, I wonder what would happen if they speak at normal speed
Linus's Foreign Casting Couch
lmao
hed420 you mean Anus?
thats a great idea for a porn channel
hed420 😂
+Kinho Don't, just NO
I speak London very much
Lukas Vaiciulionis England is my city
I does say your London are very pretty much *
hi, english for me sorry
sniperammow England is my god church
My London very does Germany yes
4:06 I am officially dead ahhahaha
I'm glad they can at least laugh about that
4:58 did it for me! i love dennis
agreed. That was a good laugh.
No English 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Feldt HD a
Any way to have this in CS:GO matchmaking?
xD
The only words you'll need translated are CYKA BLYAT!
Ty7er doesnt work for chinese either
so basically even if it worked for video games itd be useless.
also cyka is bitch.
tbh chinese is an absolute pain to translate electronically. even google isn't quite there yet. this'd work far better with other european languages like french, german, spanish etc.
Well, english to german is a bit cheating ;) .
exactly. technology like this will work great in Europe and such but its never going to be good enough for chinese or even japanese because different words can have totally different meanings based on context.
SPHiROS or Scottish ? Lol
Marcus W Translating any of the Gaelic languages is never good because not enough people use them as their first/only language. Companies like Google focus on the bigger languages like German or French, and have less if any dedicated development for say, Scots Gaelic or Irish.
I wonder if it would work better between those asian languages like chinese to Japanese and such
6:00 LinusSexTips
#linussextips
because people like being called a factory. XD
more like LinusTouchTips
alternate title: Linus flirts with Dennis for 10 minutes and 46 seconds
It's worth getting just for the jokes!
Reminds me of the 90s with OS/2 Warp 4 and ViaVoice. A Friend dictated an Article from WW2 and the Result was hilarious. The Story was about Tanks producing a Hellfire and what OS/2 understood was about Tanks opening Taxes on Sources of Income.
Maybe this Babelfish got the Context wrong.
I thought the title said *INSTANT TRANSMISSION*
Rem waifu no yardrats here mate
That would be lit
Wish Linus could teach us Instant Transmission
*POP*
Rem waifu me too
LinusSexTips
NO
YES
YES
YES
ToastersMakeTea there’s a ytp called that
3:40 they start laughing the exact same way
no english
Clemens s. I no speak engrish
Clemens s. No engreshu
I do that to telemarketers. XD
like when they try a sell you a brack friday bunduru 😂😂
english NO
chat mode YES
Google translate says that the chinese at the intro says.. and i quote: Chicken with duck talk savior.
Nicolai Bock it kinda means language barriers saver
Still early generations of this kind of tech. I can see this kind of thing advancing far enough that basic cross-language conversations become very easy in the future, and could be extremely useful while traveling. But, a machine will probably never be able to effectively translate things like dialects, slang and whatnot. And there are just some things that do not translate.
diznoid I would think it would work better with something like Spanish to English. I think Chinese is one of the more difficult ones. Even for the translate app from Google.
It is working pretty good actually
Yeah, this would work extremely well with languages within the same family, like the Romance Languages or languages that aren't (Germanic English and Romance Spanish) but share an alphabet and many other things.
like winning in german, bravery in french and sober in irish?
diznoid you're already taking you phone with you. You don't need extra gimmick for it.
did anyone else notice it translated "hello sexy" to "hay, the factory" XDDDD
im dead LOL
capitalist man's style
What I think it did is that it avoided mistakenly translating something to a sexual meaning to avoid awkward speech to text accidents. Google translate is defaulted to not translate or realise bad words unless you manually type it in.
so much blush. writer is doing a good job. keep it up
I saw the title.
I thought Hitchhiker's Guide.
I clicked.
PsychoXistence oh no. Not again.
Don't Panic!
Babel
Babelfish uses brainwaves as food, so there is no need for recharging. This is not quite there yet.
same
6:37 -- the Chinese reads "I will help you GTFO (in a rude way), you'll discover that I'm a little comfortable", I laughed so hard
Seems like Chn -> Eng is ok, which is expected since this is made by a Chinese company, but the voice recognition for Eng -> Chn is so bad lol
I'm curious- what's it say on the intro? 0:57
The "knight in shining armor" for mutually unintelligible people? :)
savior of the chick talking with duck (metaphor of incomprehensible conversation)situation?
ya i think they also abused the device a little too tho, haha. if you use simple sentences and stuff it probably works well. maybe useful for elderly people traveling alone. it would be interesting to see where it goes after some design revisions.
Literally translated word by word it 0:57 means "savior for chicken talking with ducks?" Better translated it means "savior for talking in different languages?"
"look how comfortable you feel right now"
*Face turns Crimson
This is even funnier if you speak both languages
Yeah xD
5:32 did the app know he got a vasectomy??
You should compare it to using Google Translate speech mode
It's probably because the system is using literal translations and some grammar/syntax doesn't translate. Also there are words and phrases that either don't exist in other languages or don't translate the same thing as to what the speaker is trying to say. Example, a US english speaker might say the phrase 'I have got to get the hell out of dodge'. Which means I have to leave a place or situation as soon as possible. While an extract translation of the phrase might sound like this, 'I have got to leave the underworld/afterlife/death of a US city in the American midwest.' See how easily the phares meaning can be lost in translation.
Very true, which emphasizes the lack in ability to translate what's being said; lolololol
Of course it could work. You just need official Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Babel fish biohardware.
When I was in Brazil a few years back, I just used Google Translate to communicate with some people. It worked surprisingly well and since we both knew the translations were not perfect, we were able to relate more.
the only thing that will never be translated is the youtube comments section
la única cosa que nunca será traducida es la sección de comentarios de youtube
das eigene Dinge, übersetzen werden niemals sein, ist das CZcams Kommentarabteilung
Juan Herrero
Estoy de acuerdo con Juan.
Michael Gloner Juan deag
i wouldn't be surprised if they added something like that
Juans german translation is wrong. It should be:
Das einzige das niemals übersetzt werden wird sind die CZcams-Kommentare.
8:50 when Dennis looks at the ear wax on the earphone and goes ew and looks at Linus like uhhhhhhh
TylerDoom Truee🤣🤣🤣
Now i can put it into random person's ears in the street
lol and the person runs off, thinking they scored a free bluetooth headset LOL
No. No, you can't put anything into random peoples ear or any other orifice for that matter. Wtf is wrong with you?
03:34 - agrees because he wants to keep his job or wants a promotion
07:48 - changes his mind
I love how Linus' face gets beat red at the pickup part.
It's sad seeing Linus falling in love with this man on camera. I hope his wife will understand
I like how the phone matches the yellow chair. Your quality always blows me away
But does it understand sign language?
Vixtinction which version? For almost every language there is a form of sign language. American sign language for example uses 1hand for the alphabet while British sign language uses 2 hands foir its alphabet.
Vixtinction Just have the person type in hands emoji, it would translate for ya.
Nintee9 them go find me the emoji for ASL's b and BSL's b
Time for a unicode consortium proposal
Kuroi Hana how do you do that with so many languages and a decent percentage of people don't even speak the same language such as English.
Or use Google Translate. Their app has a conversation mode. You don't have to hold a button; it just picks up one of the two languages you choose and translates it to the other. You can also download a language in case you're traveling to a country where you may not have Wi-Fi. Also, you don't have to ask a stranger to stick a thing in their ear. It's also free.
"Like one of those douchey bluetooth headsets"
Airpod users be like
"No we look cool now"
This is a fucking Babel fish
If only they tried talking to a cow while gathering milk 😎
if when babel fish have sex it means they stop translating correctly and say random crap... yes.
More like a Barbar fish
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
TheBrownSys Scientists and philosophers alike are baffled by the fact that something so incomprehensibly useful appeared seemingly by chance.
Do a price-performance best vibrator please
AsianLovePotato this would actually be a good april fools video
AsianLovePotato on vessel they have a dildo racing video enjoy
AsianLovePotato why girls dont use vibrators
Vessel doesn't exist anymore
It's here on CZcams as well. /watch?v=p7Jk79TjvAI
I know both Chinese and English so I think this thing worked fairly well when Dennis speaks. It didn't get what Linus is speaking because he spoke to casually and fast. I think if this thing co-op with bigger companies and share their AI technology. this thing will be very useful. BTW nice acting. Me... no.. engrish.
50 shades of Dennis.
3:43 yooo poor Dennis was soo uncomfortable 😂
Quietly whispers Chinese into Linus ears: "I want your ding ding dong"
9:15
When you do product placement for a product you have no fucking idea what it does.
Ready for a techquickie :)
No mention of a Babel fish. I am sorry but your geek card has been revoked. SMH
Indeed
Martin J no babe fish, no universal translator, I mean come on.
its a yahoo trademark - if i am not mistaken.
emergcon so? Just cause it's trademarked doesn't mean you can't say the name
Why I not seeing babelfish in the comments.
bloozism YES
indeed
Why could not I see a child in my opinion?
(english > chinese > estonian > sindhi > urdu > english)
bloozism because Babelfish is adware. You should absolutely never install it.
YES thank you!!
I bet it cant translate BLYAT!
CYKA BLYAT!
because there is no translation to it since it means nothing
American shpionin
did you mean сука блять?
RoBOtic Rebel it does...
People who translate for a living:
*Years of academy training wasted!*
As a chinese...I clicked on this video in no time LOL
It says "Finally a Chicken can talk to a duck now." LOL
马乙丁 Herro how har yuo doin, I love noodals you buy me one, ok ok
Psyceo He hacked it using his super Asian skills in computer... or he's outside of China but I think its the first one
Psyceo well it is easy for us to get a vpn
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JIN-YIANGGGGGG
TheShoxter whaaaaaat
Linus Sebastian, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone.
Fun Fact: At 0:56, it says "Chicken and Ducks?"
Zuver It is actually a proverb which a chicken talks to a duck, they can't understand each other. So the whole title directly translated as "the savior of a chicken talking to a duck"
Linus 'No its cool baby, my dad wants to be involved too'
Translation device picks up 'No no baby, my bad is believeable'
Auto corrected in some way 😂
No device could translate Lithuanian to any other language...
Yeah, but since no one actually speaks Lithuanian, it's okay.
Meep Changeling speaks but the Lithuania itself is contracting- everyone's emigrating
Aurimas Knieža Or Finnish. Even Google Translate still doesn’t work well with it.
really? Isn't Finnish one of those languages that are really similar to other languages?
Aurimas Knieža albanian is worse, almost no one uses grammar that's why it's hard for people to learn it
Why is this not in your video section
KILER STREAK right? That happened to me with merkmusic I was trying to be first and then it wasn't in videos but in subscriptions
Where did you find the video?
KILER STREAK did you come from the live stream
KILER STREAK I watched this video yesterday on CZcams how?
its was unlisted
Chinese is a hard language for machine translation. Maybe an English-French dialogue may be easier.
So they're the Babel Fish from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but not as good.
Love that movie!
@@VideoManDan "movie"...
Denis fell in the part pretty instantly , like he has done that before...a lot...
If only we had Babel fish...
you guys ordered a fuckin babel fish? how did you get your hands on one of those
Ahmad Hejja maybe they read the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
Ahmad Hejja But it's worse isn't it? Not quite as good as a babel fish.
well i'd take it as somewhat of an upgrade, seeing as how you don't have to deal with a fish wriggling about in your ears.
Ahmad Hejja doesn't work as good without a towel
Really like the set design :)
any video with denis, is like 10 times better then a normal video.
Dennis always looks so uncomfortable whenever he's on camera. It's adorable
Nice Brazilian iPhone case you got there, Linus!
WhateverAsh! It’s a fucking d brand skin bro
Ritik Kant i know bro, was just joking
Soooo its just a bluetooth earphone with a translation app...
Thank you! I can do the same with Google Translate..
..except Google Translate doesn't work with bidirectional bluetooth audio so..
I think this works really well because having fun with bad translations can be a lot of fun. i would not use it for a business meeting I guess.,
#HowToCheatInSpanishClass
Yooperdude YT yeah lemme stick this earbud in my teachers ear
@BOPPE Put both in your ears, problem solved
Woot! Universal Translator!
I think Linus needs to go to sensitivity and workplace sexual harassment training.
Also, what is this doing in vlogs?
the fifth why he needs to go there
how did you comment 19 hours ago when this video was uploaded 28 min ago?
Tim Rots the patreon daddies get it early
Tim Rots - You're wrong it wasn't uploaded 28 minutes ago when you commented, it was uploaded hours ago. It was PUBLISHED 28 minutes ago from your comment, completely different word with a different meaning.
Time travel..
I'm just back here to say google killed these guys with their new earbuds.
Yunior Fernandez apparently the buds (& their translation feature) don’t worry v well
Rachel were you using them to write that?
Sorry no english.
6:20 well that escalated quickly
I laughed so hard being able to understand both languages XD its fine with simple sentences but it fails with more grammatically complex sentences.
This was fun to watch in an awkward way. Did have a good laugh ;)
我告诉你，爸爸有点强壮的东西，dad have something a little stronger hahahahahahahaha
强♂壮♂
Andy Gong 阳♂物运动
🍆? 😂😂😂😂
哈哈哈哈哈哈太骚了
666666666666666666666
3:34 Linus and Denis laughs exactly the same. It's almost cute
3:34 I'm pretty sure Dennis doesn't speak any English anyway.
lmao!
o0
more importantly, how is it for Klingon??
Why carrying an extra device and not using the software via smartphone? I mean the software isn't so far that you can hold a proper conversation anyway but good enough for rough conversations like: "Where is the next train station." "Help i am lost" etc.
Good point. You can use translation app for simple conversation, like asking price, asking direction, etc. However if you want to have a long-term conversation with different languages, you have to pass your phone back and forth, that's not comfortable, forcing your attention on the device but not the one you are speaking. The real communication should be nature and face-to-face with eye contact and body language. That's why we create WT2 translator (The first 1app + 2 earphone translator system), allowing you to communicate between two languages, absolutely hands-free.
Yeah but if you want to make a conversation with a stranger you need to pass also the extra device and waiting for the translation of the device which is very flawed. I think it is a step too far.
Just use one earpiece and handover a small speaker/microphone device to the other guy. He can speak into that.
Linus Touch Tips! Foreplay must be gentle and calm. Anger has no place in the bedroom! Disgust has no room under the sheets!
Anyone else thought it said Instant Transmission?
CapsuleGraph (TFS goku *pop*)
We need this for PUBG
*inhales deeply* CHINA NUMBA HUAAAN
People use voice changer in PUBG, I have doubts about my teammates’ gender sometimes.
@@user-xv4he4mt4x 40 hours
Hans5958 you watched too much youtube
But does it look like a fish?
I always get ad’s for this little stick and when you press the button and speak into it, it translates it into the other language of the other person. When they speak into it, it translates it back into the other language.