Cursed Woody Sings A Song Calm Down Woody… (‘Shut Up Buzz’ Scary Toy Story Halloween Horror Parody)

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  • čas přidán 21. 10. 2023
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    Here's the lyrics -
    WOODY SINGS A SONG
    What if I was lost forever? I was sid's to keep!
    He'd twist me and stitch me and prod me and kick me, turn me into a freak - I'd downright angry! where was Andy? he left me to die in a ditch
    Where was mr potato head - slinky and rex - etch-a-sketch and bo peep what a witch! think I've gone a bit crazy! Alone in the dark -
    Sid's favorite play thing he pulls me a part, puts me together again with some twine like a monstrous sheriff cowboy Frankenstein -
    I remember the days, we'd stay up and play, you bumbling traitors you left me a stray but now Woody is loose I've got one thing to say, I'm coming for you and you're all gonna pay!
    CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
    SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
    WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
    WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!
    Remember the time that you said you were mine we would play little westerns this sheriff would shine but you left me to rot in the house right next door and forgot I existed for that I am sure -
    You deserve all the punishment you have in store, and all of the toys that are strewn on the floor, From Dolly to Ducky to you dinosaur this whole bedroom is mine and I'll settle the score!
    I'll clip Buzz's wings snip the parachute strings then I'll smash little Hamm to bits
    I'll overs-hake etch-a-sketch crack little Lenny and beat pretty bo with her stick
    Decapitate Rocky like it was a hobby and take out and crash RC
    I'll make you remember the toy you forgot, For you had forsaken me!
    CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
    SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
    WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
    WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!
    I've taken the toys out but where is that boy at you said we would reach for the sky, first you rub in my face Buzz is taking my place then you leave me for that you must die!
    Do you know what it's like to be under the knife - at least Sid gave me time of the day, So much torture I learned to desensitize pain now I guess I see killing as play!
    Andy come out and face me! I know that you're there! my mind is corrupted no chance of repair, Poor Molly is screaming she knows that it's over I know that you're frightened and scared
    But you left me to fester unworthy protector that Sid was horrendous a Hannibal Lector subjected to torture this isn't conjecture like lambs to the slaughter an evil inventor I'll kill you!
    CALM DOWN WOODY, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS - SHUT UP BUZZ, I'LL KILL YOU!
    SORRY PAL BUT CAN WE MAKE AMENDS? - SHUT UP SLINK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
    WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK IT OUT? - NOT THIS TIME, BO...
    WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - TOO LATE ANDY I'MA KILL YOU SLOW!
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  • @haddongaming9946
    @haddongaming9946 Před 6 měsíci +5220

    Woody tweaking tf out over a hypothetical situation

    • @auscanzukusfan4335
      @auscanzukusfan4335 Před 6 měsíci +460

      Nah woody was forced into the trenches and had to make his ass back to Andy’s house, and Andy didn’t gaf

    • @JesusYehoshuaChrist
      @JesusYehoshuaChrist Před 5 měsíci +62

      ​@@auscanzukusfan4335shit hits hard

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial Před 5 měsíci +96

      @@auscanzukusfan4335 Woody really lost it after the battle of the somme

    • @GideonGravesFan
      @GideonGravesFan Před 5 měsíci +30

      I mean the toys (like Mr potato head) didn't care if Sid ended up breaking woody

    • @fernandojosegonzalezolguin3481
      @fernandojosegonzalezolguin3481 Před 5 měsíci +24

      @@LocseryuOfficial Nah, passchendaele was his breaking point.

  • @WizdumbsWrath
    @WizdumbsWrath Před 6 měsíci +7335

    What if Micheal Myers said “shut up i will kill you” every time he killed someone

  • @earthlyjade
    @earthlyjade Před 4 měsíci +798

    i’m high as fuck but i’m literally crying real tears laughing at the thoughtof someone getting in the studio and spending time recording this

    • @cherrygleam
      @cherrygleam Před 27 dny +8

      based pfp

    • @marsss.12
      @marsss.12 Před 11 dny +1

      I love ur pfp 😍

    • @NeptuneNoire
      @NeptuneNoire Před 6 dny

      Wait is this not AI? 😂😂😂

    • @sq1tl
      @sq1tl Před 5 dny +2

      @@NeptuneNoireThe only thing AI is the filter used to make it sound like Woody, but a real person had to sing, and write this first

    • @galacgacwatson3102
      @galacgacwatson3102 Před 2 hodinami

      ​@@sq1tlAnd some of the visuals too

  • @mee091000
    @mee091000 Před 5 měsíci +2235

    Not only is he going homicidal over a hypothetical situation. But Andy clearly hasn't even abandoned Woody and was in complete distress while looking for him.

    • @fatboywonder355
      @fatboywonder355 Před 4 měsíci +186

      Woody is just a little goofy cause of the torture that's all

    • @bignoseman3031
      @bignoseman3031 Před 4 měsíci +98

      i think sid slammed his head on a wall too hard

    • @pawuki
      @pawuki Před 4 měsíci +29

      @@bignoseman3031multiple times ❤

    • @spookydonutghosthouse8483
      @spookydonutghosthouse8483 Před 3 měsíci +24

      Andy also became a British person for some reason?

    • @bignoseman3031
      @bignoseman3031 Před 3 měsíci

      @@spookydonutghosthouse8483 he stayed in England for exactly 16 months, 18 days, 6827 minutes, 27382638 seconds, and 193729292632819363827 milliseconds

  • @sebvac
    @sebvac Před 5 měsíci +16165

    "Calm down Woody we're your friends."
    "Shut up Buzz I'll kill you."
    Truly beautiful lyrics.

  • @Frognungun
    @Frognungun Před 6 měsíci +17899

    "Shut up buzz, I'll kill you" hardest line ever, good idea rhyming "I'll kill you" with "I'll kill you"

  • @noeI
    @noeI Před 5 měsíci +774

    0:50 "I have one thing to say" proceeds to say two things.

    • @handsomeharold4698
      @handsomeharold4698 Před 2 měsíci +56

      you then get stabbed 28 times

    • @AssassinsWeed
      @AssassinsWeed Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@@handsomeharold4698I KNOW YOU DID IT! WHY WON'T YOU JUST SAY IT!

    • @snowmaske
      @snowmaske Před měsícem

      ​@@handsomeharold4698Just like Blaze Bernstein!

    • @h_X_f-
      @h_X_f- Před 24 dny

      @@handsomeharold4698he didn’t leave him a choice

    • @Westerstaad
      @Westerstaad Před 7 dny

      ​@@handsomeharold4698 Twenty-eight stab wounds

  • @Walter_white1958
    @Walter_white1958 Před 5 měsíci +390

    WE ARE GETTING LEFT IN A “DIATCH” WITH DIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🦅

    • @VELVET_WARRIOR
      @VELVET_WARRIOR Před 25 dny +22

      WE SMASHING LITTLE HAMM TO “BIATS” WITH THIS ONE

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Před 13 dny +13

      WE ARE BEATING UP PRETTY BO WITH HER “STYIAK” WITH THIS ONE

  • @beastofbeef
    @beastofbeef Před 6 měsíci +15904

    "Are you ready for your music lessons?"
    Mozart gulped.
    Beethoven nodded his head.
    Bach took a deep breath.
    "Yes, AI Generated Woody” they said in unison.

  • @JosephKLambert
    @JosephKLambert Před 6 měsíci +1050

    kanye west kneeling to cursed woody sings a song

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable Před 6 měsíci +47

      Ever since cursed woody dropped ye has been silent... even forgot to drop the goddamn album

    • @Jade-Marina
      @Jade-Marina Před 6 měsíci +4

      I'm the 100th person to like your comment

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz Před 6 měsíci +5

      Fate pfp yooooo

  • @diaperfart11
    @diaperfart11 Před 5 měsíci +550

    NOT THIS TIME BO 🗣️🗣️‼️💯🔥⁉️

    • @bone.08
      @bone.08 Před 5 měsíci +48

      WE SMASHING LITTLE HAM TO BITS WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @0jayzilla
      @0jayzilla Před 3 měsíci +29

      WOODY OH WOODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢🔫🔫🔫🔫🤬🤬🤬

    • @petergriffinreal-gl3tl
      @petergriffinreal-gl3tl Před 3 měsíci +18

      BEAT PRETTY BO WITH HER STICK🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 5 dny

      BARSSS

  • @paulallen5914
    @paulallen5914 Před 5 měsíci +905

    “But you left me to fester, unworthy protector, that Sid was horrendous, a hannibal lecter” why does this actually go hard af????

    • @xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779
      @xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779 Před 5 měsíci +28

      DEADASS THO
      Nice pfp btw

    • @villain9482
      @villain9482 Před 4 měsíci +38

      2:31 bro this is actually pretty fire 💀

    • @nuggets8229
      @nuggets8229 Před 4 měsíci +29

      its funny but ts lowkey go hard asf, used to watch thid youtube all the time when i was young bc i loved horror. i liked that pennywise rap n shit and ts fire ngl.. i unironically listened to this dudes songs years ago still do now

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Před 3 měsíci +10

      The song is good it’s just the chorus that is terrible

    • @FrenchToasted1995
      @FrenchToasted1995 Před 2 měsíci +2

      a type...

  • @Zilly.
    @Zilly. Před 6 měsíci +1982

    Woody having beef with a child is the funniest shit

  • @bigrat8402
    @bigrat8402 Před 5 měsíci +2128

    Woody casually tweaking over something that literally hasn’t happened and imagining a whole scenario in his head

    • @ldelgg
      @ldelgg Před 4 měsíci +142

      I think the “what if i was lost forever?” Is a rhetorical question. Especially since he says “i was sids to keep” directly after

    • @whatsallthebrouhaha
      @whatsallthebrouhaha Před 4 měsíci +124

      ​@@ldelggi think the song is ai generated and the promt was like "write a song about if sid owned woody"

    • @BastionEditz
      @BastionEditz Před 4 měsíci +10

      ​@whatsallthebrouhaha it is

    • @Player-Nollid
      @Player-Nollid Před 4 měsíci +35

      Umm, actually, it most likely takes place in an alternate universe/timeline where Woody didn’t manage to escape until he eventually snapped. 🤓

    • @yaoi.devil.
      @yaoi.devil. Před 4 měsíci +3

      literally me

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp Před 3 měsíci +193

    The new lore makes this insane

  • @NineAceDev
    @NineAceDev Před 5 měsíci +973

    1:09 The fact that woody is even turning Bo down should tell you enough. The look on his face is one of no emotion, a remorseless glare that one would have after everyone betrayed them. Woody is too far gone, and this frame single-handedly displays the pure madness that he is experiencing.

  • @Mitzaaaay
    @Mitzaaaay Před 6 měsíci +2717

    This felt like a two hour video

    • @Xenozillex
      @Xenozillex Před 5 měsíci +177

      The chorus was hella slow and woody's "im gonna kill you" broke the flow

    • @buckylebuccaneer904
      @buckylebuccaneer904 Před 5 měsíci +79

      Not to mention the Chorus happens 4 times

    • @mimi013
      @mimi013 Před 5 měsíci +33

      this is the most relatable comment from here

    • @GoatyGoatson
      @GoatyGoatson Před 5 měsíci +26

      ​@@Xenozillexnot this time bo sounded pretty badass though. They could've worked out the chorus a lot better though

    • @mothballmouth
      @mothballmouth Před 5 měsíci +9

      Fr, I looked at the time and I still had a minute fourty left, I just couldn't believe it.

  • @OodlesMyNoodles
    @OodlesMyNoodles Před 5 měsíci +4143

    This is unrivaled lyricism. It takes an unquestioned genius to even entertain the idea of rhyming "I'll kill you" with "I'll kill you"
    This is truly a modern masterpiece

    • @AJV196
      @AJV196 Před 5 měsíci +230

      How dare you get the lyrics wrong to such a masterful, unforgettable piece of music history. He actually rhymed “I’ll kill you” with “I’m GONNA kill you”

    • @OodlesMyNoodles
      @OodlesMyNoodles Před 5 měsíci +57

      @@AJV196 my apologies.

    • @ackewtful.
      @ackewtful. Před 5 měsíci +6

      hi babygirl

    • @OodlesMyNoodles
      @OodlesMyNoodles Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@ackewtful. KYAAAA!~ SO GIZZCORE! HAN-TYUMI DESU!

    • @estrela841
      @estrela841 Před 5 měsíci +22

      ​@@OodlesMyNoodlescareful with my skibidi rizz and get ratioed by Sigma (me)

  • @RosemaryBo1991
    @RosemaryBo1991 Před 5 měsíci +1074

    The way he regretfully says "Not this time Bo" as she desperately pleads to talk it out. Especially when he can't control his rage because his mind is corrupted. He beats his girlfriend to death with a stick and can't control hit because his mind is beyond repair. The look of despair in his eyes as he had killed Bo is everything. It's truly a terrifying and beautiful song. A story about a tragedy that we all would cry about.

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty Před 5 měsíci +127

      Please don’t say that, I’m already a wreck & this put me over the edge… I’m going to take the rest of the pills

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop Před 4 měsíci

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future.

    • @oscarwydd
      @oscarwydd Před 4 měsíci +61

      im gonna touch you up and down side to side corner to corner inside and out

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty Před 4 měsíci +39

      @@oscarwydd on Christmas Eve? Really? I’m in the icu due to this song and you’re making crass comments. Hope you never have to experience what I have tonight

    • @shwales64
      @shwales64 Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@oscarwydd👁️ 👁️
      👄

  • @cnk9822
    @cnk9822 Před 5 měsíci +323

    This song might be the "Morbius" of the music world, trully one of the songs of all time.

  • @JakuVlogs
    @JakuVlogs Před 5 měsíci +11012

    Its hilarious how Woody becomes homicidal after thinking about a hypothetical situation

    • @catloverofficial_3
      @catloverofficial_3 Před 5 měsíci +1939

      just a glimpse into woody’s dark reality.. 😈

    • @HabibiWalterheartwellwhite
      @HabibiWalterheartwellwhite Před 5 měsíci +245

      @@catloverofficial_3is this a reference of that tweet that went viral on TikTok

    • @catloverofficial_3
      @catloverofficial_3 Před 5 měsíci +159

      @@HabibiWalterheartwellwhite maybe.. maybe not..

    • @madmikey0410
      @madmikey0410 Před 5 měsíci +100

      I imagine these as alternate timelines

    • @chaxs_connoisseur
      @chaxs_connoisseur Před 5 měsíci +124

      I think he would also hypothetically threaten to kill everybody, maybe...maybe none of it is real...

  • @wasolaso1840
    @wasolaso1840 Před 6 měsíci +2904

    Made like a dark, fucked up version of the Woody from Toy Story haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing Před 5 měsíci +17

      🤓

    • @laggyfr
      @laggyfr Před 5 měsíci +198

      @@AmalekIsComing doesnt get the reference

    • @Trotazik
      @Trotazik Před 5 měsíci +58

      @@AmalekIsComingits called irony

    • @trollfacewithagun6654
      @trollfacewithagun6654 Před 5 měsíci +51

      Bro what’s wrong with you? Are you ok sweaty 😨

    • @PinkMelatonin
      @PinkMelatonin Před 5 měsíci +54

      ​@@trollfacewithagun6654 "sweaty" 😭

  • @TeeArCreep
    @TeeArCreep Před 5 měsíci +317

    "AI art isn't real art" mfs when you show them this

    • @Megamix_Nerai
      @Megamix_Nerai Před 2 měsíci +3

      weren't only the background animations made using AI?

    • @TeeArCreep
      @TeeArCreep Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@Megamix_Nerai The text is very much obviously written by AI, and most voices were done by AI

    • @Megamix_Nerai
      @Megamix_Nerai Před 2 měsíci

      @@TeeArCreepi see

  • @kieranology
    @kieranology Před 5 měsíci +128

    i’m only pro-ai in regards to this video

  • @TheMagicalMudkip2
    @TheMagicalMudkip2 Před 6 měsíci +1849

    this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

    • @reggiethenuclearbomb
      @reggiethenuclearbomb Před 6 měsíci +273

      "shut up buzz, I'll kill you!" is so fucking polite that it reminds me of preschool kids playing pretend

    • @hataclysm
      @hataclysm Před 6 měsíci +163

      @@reggiethenuclearbomb i half thought he was gonna say "shut up bo, i'll kill you!" then "shut up andy, i'll kill you!" for every single person LMAO

    • @reggiethenuclearbomb
      @reggiethenuclearbomb Před 6 měsíci +41

      @@hataclysm that would be gold

    • @hataclysm
      @hataclysm Před 6 měsíci +13

      ​@@reggiethenuclearbombdude yes lmao

    • @unquestionableexistance8704
      @unquestionableexistance8704 Před 5 měsíci +16

      ​@@hataclysm
      Dude I just watched an edit that made it like what you said

  • @mijao.o
    @mijao.o Před 5 měsíci +3843

    The phrase “not this time, Bo.” tore me apart. I immediately started bawling my eyes out. ‘How cursed can woody even be?’ Was what i thought before this video, and now i know. Just that singular phrase can show how cursed, and evil he really is. Whoever can listen at this song, this story even, and not piss their pants and cry has all my respect. This literally made me sob.

    • @F0UR3V3R
      @F0UR3V3R Před 5 měsíci +95

      I listened to this song andnonly managed to shart a small amount. Im pretty much the bravest boy.

    • @-MelodyMoment-
      @-MelodyMoment- Před 5 měsíci +61

      the scariest part is that its the characters you know and love

    • @kaitoaddiction
      @kaitoaddiction Před 5 měsíci +10

      is this satire or... 😇

    • @Baconator2558
      @Baconator2558 Před 5 měsíci +29

      @@-MelodyMoment- Holy crap, it's the real Osaka.

    • @idioticbrady
      @idioticbrady Před 5 měsíci +8

      Relatable

  • @DilonsChannel
    @DilonsChannel Před 4 měsíci +89

    When he said “Diatch” it really hit me hard, I’ve never heard lyrics so amazing. These lyrics are wonderful, the way he says “shut up buzz I’ll kill you” has so much emotion in it, it’s just wonderful and the way he talks to Andy and the other toys is just so Mesmerizing. Edit: thanks for 23 likes

  • @CAMERANINC.
    @CAMERANINC. Před 5 měsíci +58

    We got this before GTA 6.

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes
    @Mr.SoggyShoes Před 5 měsíci +3043

    2:31 the fact that this part is actually decent lyrically but then the last line of the verse is just "I'll kill you" 😭

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Před 5 měsíci +471

      One line just messed the whole verse up😭

    • @kingdedede3547
      @kingdedede3547 Před 5 měsíci +259

      Like this song is good but it's always the I'll kill you that makes it cringe

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland Před 5 měsíci +197

      The fact that he’ll kill you adds to the fact that Woody’s changed as a toy. He’s more demon than Toy now…

    • @boxofbees7272
      @boxofbees7272 Před 5 měsíci +67

      yeah that made me snort so loud it was out of nowhere

    • @gabrielclifford8
      @gabrielclifford8 Před 5 měsíci +38

      Will Wood reference

  • @Runker1
    @Runker1 Před 5 měsíci +450

    "LEFT ME TO DIE IN A DEAAEAEAEAEEACH"
    best lyrics ever

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 Před 3 měsíci +36

      “BEAT PRETTY BO WITH HER STEEEEAAEAEÆEAEÆEEAAAK”

    • @Runker1
      @Runker1 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@thecollector4332 LMAO

    • @zguyofficial6206
      @zguyofficial6206 Před 3 měsíci +24

      "THEN I'LL SMASH LITTLE HAMM TO BEEEEAAAACTH"

    • @Bauxter36-mc7mw
      @Bauxter36-mc7mw Před 2 měsíci

      SMASH LITTLE HAMM TO BEAÆTS 😹😹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚡​@@thecollector4332

    • @damemeboi6997
      @damemeboi6997 Před 2 měsíci +5

      "THIS WHOLE BEDROOM IS MINE AND I'LL SETTLE THE SCOAAAH" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Sip-69
    @Sip-69 Před 4 měsíci +82

    WE GETTING OUT OF A DIATCH WITH THIS ONE🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @c.rvmance
    @c.rvmance Před měsícem +31

    Jawsh introduced me to this banger‼️🗣️🔥💯

  • @ilikegreen331
    @ilikegreen331 Před 5 měsíci +783

    When AI Generated Woody rhymes "Shut Up Buzz I'll Kill You" with the now infamous line: "Shut Up Slink I'm Gonna Kill You" every particle in my body boiled and melted to the highest extent. Truly the greatest line in cinema and music history.

  • @Si_Iencio
    @Si_Iencio Před 6 měsíci +5475

    to me, this is just normal toy story... heh, just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind.

    • @reggiethenuclearbomb
      @reggiethenuclearbomb Před 6 měsíci +86

      I really hope you are joking

    • @NEdgyman
      @NEdgyman Před 6 měsíci +386

      ​@reggiethenuclearbomb he's not joking...

    • @jobgaming744
      @jobgaming744 Před 6 měsíci +666

      @@reggiethenuclearbombheh…clearly you dont know about the reality of the dark world…..heh

    • @reggiethenuclearbomb
      @reggiethenuclearbomb Před 6 měsíci +131

      @@jobgaming744 so badass

    • @rubysvnhalo
      @rubysvnhalo Před 6 měsíci +73

      ​@@reggiethenuclearbomb(to be more serious its a copypasta i think lol)

  • @Termina2018
    @Termina2018 Před 3 měsíci +28

    "What if I was lost forevaaahhhhh" 💀

  • @Alex.anderr.
    @Alex.anderr. Před 6 dny +15

    any jawshites?

  • @schweppley1614
    @schweppley1614 Před 6 měsíci +911

    "Shut up buzz I'll Kill You" This line made me tear up, Woody would never say something like this, hearing this reminded me of the horrible tragedy of the 2012 Bengazi Attack. I can't believe he really said this.

  • @Colaws
    @Colaws Před 6 měsíci +6009

    I like how the bars aren't even bad but then it's the worst chorus of all time lmfao

    • @flourrrr
      @flourrrr Před 5 měsíci +1388

      calm down colaws, we're your friends

    • @ProGremlinPlayer
      @ProGremlinPlayer Před 5 měsíci +142

      Coleslaw I love your content ❤️❤️❤️

    • @ProGremlinPlayer
      @ProGremlinPlayer Před 5 měsíci +103

      Make a cover of this with your voices pls

    • @engieknight
      @engieknight Před 5 měsíci +116

      @@ProGremlinPlayer GHETTO TOY STORY

    • @vandarkholme8548
      @vandarkholme8548 Před 5 měsíci +32

      OMG Colaws is real??????

  • @mikefromboblox3987
    @mikefromboblox3987 Před 4 měsíci +60

    "Calm down woody we're your friends!"
    "Shut up buzz, ill kill you."
    Truly heartwarming lyrics. Really touched me mentally and physically.

  • @arcstaff
    @arcstaff Před 3 měsíci +42

    This is seriously some of the coolest shit. It's so terrifying. What makes it all the more unsettling is it's characters you know too.

    • @RekiiLeu
      @RekiiLeu Před 3 měsíci +8

      This is seriously some of the coolest shit. Its so terrifying. What makes it all more unsettling is it's characters you know too

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 Před měsícem +5

      This is seriously some of the coolest shit. Its so terrifying. What makes it all more unsettling is it's characters you know too

    • @bandannadoo
      @bandannadoo Před měsícem +5

      This is seriously some of the coolest shit. Its so terrifying. What makes it all more unsettling is it's characters you know too

    • @RemoveThisTrashLetMeSeeNames
      @RemoveThisTrashLetMeSeeNames Před 27 dny +5

      This is seriously some of the coolest shit. Its so terrifying. What makes it all more unsettling is it's characters you know too

  • @scou1yy
    @scou1yy Před 6 měsíci +2824

    This was seriously one of the most emotional things i have ever watched. 1:53 made me shed a tear. The acting and writing on this was top-tier.

  • @aradirprendido
    @aradirprendido Před 6 měsíci +521

    This was more than a story...
    It was a Toy Story...

    • @mataengendroz1
      @mataengendroz1 Před 5 měsíci +20

      Roll credits!

    • @ldkWhatToWriteHere
      @ldkWhatToWriteHere Před 5 měsíci +13

      And as the day of their reckoning arrived at last, Woody looked at his one true friend's eyes with a smile, and said his very last words...
      "Shut up, I'll kill you."

    • @infernogaming4671
      @infernogaming4671 Před 5 měsíci +11

      The real Toy Story was the stories we toyed along the way

    • @narprelee379
      @narprelee379 Před 5 měsíci +5

      que

    • @pirrildio4465
      @pirrildio4465 Před 5 měsíci +6

      El arardir

  • @griffen8313
    @griffen8313 Před 23 dny +9

    “where was Andy? He left me to die in a diatch” - Slim Shady

  • @nemi7898
    @nemi7898 Před 27 dny +18

    Thank you Jawsh for this treasure

  • @bigpoothefierceandmightylion
    @bigpoothefierceandmightylion Před 5 měsíci +1711

    At 1:07 the face woody makes while replying to bo, it's so badass. It shows the pain that he's converted to hatred. It shows a man that's too far gone.

  • @CommanderSpooks
    @CommanderSpooks Před 5 měsíci +2631

    The total desperation you can hear in buzz’s voice as he’s trying to reason with woody, slinky’s attempted at apologizing, woody’s obviously regretful tone when responding to his once girlfriend, Andy’s dreadful cry for woody to come back to who he really is, woody describing the horrors he went through alone at Sid’s feeling betrayed and not cared for, it’s all terrifying and saddening to see. The characters we all once watched have fun and play together are now torn apart, crying, and even turning on each other. This is so heartbreaking but at the same time so realistic, this song has changed me as a person. Life is short, times with friends can be shorter and break easily, even those that feel like they never could break. I’ve honestly never seen a song this heartbreaking and so thought out like this. It uses characters we’ve known and established as great friends and even lovers that once felt like it was impossible for them to break apart, and shows us how being tormented and ridiculed for what felt like ages without any friends in sight can break a person. I love this song, thank you Aaron

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 Před 5 měsíci +63

      😂

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Před 5 měsíci +71

      REAL

    • @StupiddusIdius
      @StupiddusIdius Před 5 měsíci +198

      This commenter woke up and decided “I’m gonna write a comment regarding the deep things that it’s implied during woodys massacre regarding to life and the nature of humanity itself”. Truly amazing.

    • @mintychips22
      @mintychips22 Před 5 měsíci +130

      "Shut up buzz, i'll kill you."

    • @HilariousCheeseGuy
      @HilariousCheeseGuy Před 5 měsíci +26

      I read allat.

  • @Moemoechi
    @Moemoechi Před 2 měsíci +17

    "He left me to die in a dæetch" Such inspirational words! 👏🔥

  • @tinybubble330
    @tinybubble330 Před 3 měsíci +76

    I can’t believe it was really all in his head the whole time…..Buzz is so evil………we should’ve known better

  • @Laiser
    @Laiser Před 6 měsíci +3914

    This whole thing must've been AI Generated. Not just the images and voices, the lyrics, the beat Everything....

    • @UltraMario
      @UltraMario Před 6 měsíci +750

      Idk the lyrics are too specific and make too much sense to be AI, ino. But everything else easily could've been, yeah

    • @memestealer2561
      @memestealer2561 Před 5 měsíci +186

      have you not seen AI in the past 2 years@@UltraMario

    • @Hatadel
      @Hatadel Před 5 měsíci +138

      I doubt it, because I actually enjoyed this
      Also I'm pretty sure he credited a real human person from voicing Bo

    • @GanzoHasashi1911
      @GanzoHasashi1911 Před 5 měsíci +208

      Aside from the chorus and visuals, they actually didn’t do too bad. Yeah it’s edgy as heck, but it actually got me bopping my head for a bit😂

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq Před 5 měsíci +53

      @@GanzoHasashi1911bro the chorus is so bad 😂😂😂

  • @RexZapp
    @RexZapp Před 6 měsíci +349

    This has done irreversible damage to Twitter

  • @4ng3lf4c3
    @4ng3lf4c3 Před 25 dny +15

    Jawsh has this engrained in my brain

  • @MajorJack92
    @MajorJack92 Před 6 měsíci +308

    this has the same vibes as the 2016 suicide squad movie

  • @iworkformojang3031
    @iworkformojang3031 Před 5 měsíci +344

    I’m fucking shitting tears I can’t believe woody just rhymed “I’ll kill you” with “I’m gonna kill you”. Fucking bars

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 Před 5 měsíci +27

      _Calm down Woody! We're your friends!"_

    • @RabbidTheNabbit
      @RabbidTheNabbit Před 5 měsíci +15

      And all he had to was just add "too" onto the end 💀

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@RabbidTheNabbit nah, he was just saying he's gonna 100% kill slinky, but not sure about the other ones

    • @Jame-me-me-me-mes
      @Jame-me-me-me-mes Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@mee091000 "shut up buzz, i'll kill you*

  • @TheSchleepingmoney
    @TheSchleepingmoney Před 27 dny +16

    Its_Jawsh knows music

  • @ok-this-is-epic6613
    @ok-this-is-epic6613 Před měsícem +13

    Jawsh, thank you for showing me the light

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 5 měsíci +3316

    It’s hard to imagine music getting any better than this. This might be the peak

  • @pendantairplane
    @pendantairplane Před 5 měsíci +1709

    The sequence at 0:54 is truly a masterpiece of literature and cinema. At first, Buzz tries to reason with Woody, but to not avail. Woody has already been changed irreversibly into a monster after the seemingly endless days of torture Sid put him through. He then proceeds to kill Buzz, as he was his replacement; his greatest rival. Next, he moves onto Slink. Slink apologizes and pleads for another chance, and whilst Woody is tempted, he ultimately decides that Slink is just another pawn who left him to Sid. Then, Bo appears and tries to put an end to Woody's slaughter. This time, Woody shows a glimpse of his old self, as Bo tries to reason with him. But ultimately, Woody is too far gone after killing the other toys. He feels regret, shame, guilt, but regardless, he knows it's too late for him now. Then at last, he finds Andy; the guardian who failed to protect him from the horrors of Sid. Andy was the master of the puppets; the one who kept all the Toys enslaved in the desolate prison of his bedroom. And after all these years of torment, agony, anguish, Woody was the big kid now...

    • @CRCADAN
      @CRCADAN Před 5 měsíci

      I asked for a comment not a review what the fuck

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust Před 5 měsíci +85

      Beautiful, I cried for 10 hours straight after reading this.

    • @GalaxyPolar
      @GalaxyPolar Před 5 měsíci +48

      🔥✍️

    • @gokusecondfan
      @gokusecondfan Před 5 měsíci +17

      You are amazing

    • @StupiddusIdius
      @StupiddusIdius Před 5 měsíci +35

      man took out his keyboard and started to write absolute fire🔥🔥🔥
      truly an interesting piece regarding woodys absolute massacre.

  • @aaravplayzalldayzyt
    @aaravplayzalldayzyt Před 5 měsíci +32

    WE MAKING IT OUT OF SID’S HOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @shill2920
    @shill2920 Před 4 měsíci +46

    I can't help think about how uncanny this all is. Every time I listen to this and the original song I get goosebumps and that spine-tingling feel. It hurts to imagine woody going on a murder spree on some of his beloved friends that we all know and love. It's so unsettling and I can't help but fear that woody might get me in my sleep as well. That just proves that this is a wonderful piece of modern-day horror and its a twist on the regular murder stories we all are familiar with.

    • @FromThe36thChamber
      @FromThe36thChamber Před 4 měsíci +3

      You’re being ironic right 💀 not even a child could seriously call this a “wonderful piece of modern day horror”😭😭 it’s literally only blown up bc it’s so ridiculously embarrassing it’s funny.

    • @shill2920
      @shill2920 Před 4 měsíci +20

      @@FromThe36thChamber
      >says the stupidest shit known to mankind
      >"'are you being ironic"

    • @MrGamerDoesVids
      @MrGamerDoesVids Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@FromThe36thChamberWhat makes it even creepier is that it’s the characters you know too.

    • @MarkH
      @MarkH Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@FromThe36thChamberdid you know it says "gullible" on the ceiling

  • @bigmancheeese
    @bigmancheeese Před 5 měsíci +959

    I lost my virginity to this song

  • @yotsuball
    @yotsuball Před 6 měsíci +6109

    This is such a dark song, especially because it’s characters you know and love. Not meant for elementary kids, us 6th graders can handle it though.

    • @shart_squelcher
      @shart_squelcher Před 6 měsíci +810

      woody.exe is just normal woody to me, just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind.

    • @funnycatsteam
      @funnycatsteam Před 6 měsíci +143

      im 6th grade… i cant listeen…

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Před 6 měsíci +52

      >though

    • @user-ds3uh7hw7q
      @user-ds3uh7hw7q Před 5 měsíci +38

      bro is under 13

    • @fbgws
      @fbgws Před 5 měsíci +74

      ​@@merucrypoison296this is uncharted territory 'teen

  • @therandomlyrandomchannel5166
    @therandomlyrandomchannel5166 Před 5 měsíci +185

    The lyrics at 2:32 is actually really deeper than you think. It shows how Woody finally got over his rejection and insecurities and finally managed to stand up and get his revenge. Despite this being only a song, it shows us the horrors of what will happen if Woody from Toy Story will finally snap.

  • @AJV196
    @AJV196 Před 5 měsíci +446

    I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to find a musical masterpiece to rival the likes of Beethoven and Mozart. With genius lyricism, the ability to rhyme “I’ll kill you” with “I’m gonna kill you” just proves his musical talent. The story telling makes Shakespeare quiver

  • @thatnaaaa
    @thatnaaaa Před 6 měsíci +157

    this "cursed woody" seems like regular woody... to a sick and twisted guy like me... 🛫

    • @TheRealestPeppino
      @TheRealestPeppino Před 5 měsíci +16

      One look into my dark mind would drive any sane person insane...

    • @thanoos2725
      @thanoos2725 Před 5 měsíci +14

      The Woody darkness is deep inside me…

    • @Giantsmoke
      @Giantsmoke Před 5 měsíci +2

      I was completely unfazed by this video… I guess that’s just a 7th grader thing…

  • @dylanarchangel2673
    @dylanarchangel2673 Před měsícem +4

    WE MAKING IT OUT THE TOY BOX WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

  • @squidfeet7278
    @squidfeet7278 Před měsícem +11

    actually kino

  • @lilboysoldier2
    @lilboysoldier2 Před 5 měsíci +342

    The pain on Woodys face whenever he talks about killing Bo just shows that he’s not evil, just broken.

    • @unusuallyoddacademy3401
      @unusuallyoddacademy3401 Před 3 měsíci +69

      Great charecter analysis of cursed Woody

    • @dekuisms
      @dekuisms Před 3 měsíci

      Fr. Deserves a standing ovation for that one@@unusuallyoddacademy3401

  • @spinoodii
    @spinoodii Před 27 dny +9

    Woody need a perc

  • @baifomet6425
    @baifomet6425 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Disney franchises when they go public domain in a nutshell.

  • @Saus_emaster
    @Saus_emaster Před 6 měsíci +751

    If wordy was more polite and normal like his usual self in this video
    “Calm down woody, we’re your friends”
    “Okay Buzz. I apologize for my irrational behavior and understand what I’ve done wrong.”

  • @AMJJ23
    @AMJJ23 Před 6 měsíci +297

    0:56 "Shut up buzz, i'll kill you!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥✍✍✍✍✍

    • @linktriforce997
      @linktriforce997 Před 6 měsíci +21

      1:07 “Not this time Bo” 🔥 🔥 🔥 ✍️✍️✍️

  • @itsathing3369
    @itsathing3369 Před 2 měsíci +11

    This guy used to be an actual animator, and artist, this guy used to have talent, this guy used to have potential, and now he commissioned an AI to write both the lyrics and visuals of this video. The mighty have fallen.
    “calm down Woody we’re your friends.”
    “shut up buzz I’ll kill you”

  • @cobracommander6420
    @cobracommander6420 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Bro got mad over a hypothetical 💀😭

  • @mr.nickname9172
    @mr.nickname9172 Před 5 měsíci +133

    0:27 He left me to die in a DEEEYACH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @GelatinSkelet0n
    @GelatinSkelet0n Před 6 měsíci +803

    Shoutout to Brad Taste in Music for having this absolute masterpiece being sent in on stream whilst I was at work and had to immediately stop what i was doing to stop myself from bursting out laughing

  • @bqrjv366
    @bqrjv366 Před 4 měsíci +53

    This is definitely one of the songs of all time. It rhymes, the beat is there, and when he said "I'll kill you" I felt. Overall it's a song.

  • @Jscon864
    @Jscon864 Před 19 dny +4

    This is so Jumbo Josh core

  • @guytheoreorosario2861
    @guytheoreorosario2861 Před 5 měsíci +193

    “shut up buzz, ill kill
    you” i shed a tear. the entire theatre gave it a standing ovation. yeat, mozart, and beethhoven all were livid, running out crying, knowing they never could preform as good as this.

    • @gooblergorp
      @gooblergorp Před 5 měsíci +6

      the whole theater gave it a standing ovulation

    • @guytheoreorosario2861
      @guytheoreorosario2861 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@gooblergorp buzz: hit it slink!
      slinky: hit what
      everyone: slinky!
      slinky:just kidding!
      *plays music*
      woody: *foot starts tapping* w-whats happening?
      buzz: come dance with us woody!
      jesse: this is my jam!
      potato head: jam? where?
      and then the theatre starting sobbing tears of joy

  • @shreddedbulgariamapperofficial
    @shreddedbulgariamapperofficial Před 3 měsíci +13

    WE BE MAKIN IT OUT OF ANDY’S HOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

  • @drhamsterviel1
    @drhamsterviel1 Před 3 měsíci +28

    i feel bad for woody now after watching the part 2

  • @grymdylan
    @grymdylan Před 6 měsíci +197

    I need this on vinyl

  • @sludgechan
    @sludgechan Před 6 měsíci +712

    his face at 2:05 gave me goosebumps. you can see the regret in his face, but he knows hes too far gone and there's no coming back, it'll never be the same again 💔

  • @Moondrop-mm3ry
    @Moondrop-mm3ry Před 4 měsíci +10

    My favorite part is when Woody said "I'm here to end the story... the TOY STORY..."

  • @AdenDeLance
    @AdenDeLance Před 24 dny +6

    Shoutout Jawsh for putting me on this😫

  • @Maarrccc
    @Maarrccc Před 5 měsíci +154

    Where’s cursed woody? All I see is normal woody singing a song 😈

    • @hyper.borealis
      @hyper.borealis Před 5 měsíci +42

      just a glimpse into my dark, twisted reality...

    • @kaitoaddiction
      @kaitoaddiction Před 5 měsíci +9

      HWLP I CANT BREATHEE 💀💀💀

    • @SHERMANATOR48
      @SHERMANATOR48 Před 5 měsíci +5

      😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @Maarrccc
      @Maarrccc Před 5 měsíci +2

      ILL CALL 911 DONT WORRY@@kaitoaddiction

  • @mosstastic
    @mosstastic Před 6 měsíci +2025

    This song is actually insane, bro. I got goosebumps when Woody said, "Shut up, Buzz, I'll kill you." 🥶
    Would love to see more of this peak in the future

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 Před 5 měsíci +7

      fr fr
      also nice pfp

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty Před 5 měsíci +7

      Dude!! That was the exact moment I’d exuded to take all the pills I had on me!! Thrashed my couch and got the FLATMATE in a stir. Cops called lease violated and many $ of damage due to this song and the emotions

    • @piccolo9365
      @piccolo9365 Před 5 měsíci +7

      When he said Not this time Bo, I was flooded with all kinds of emotions. There’s no talking this out. His lover will die in his own hands. That was so dark. A 10/10 moment and I’d consider it canon.

    • @swisserty
      @swisserty Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@piccolo9365 same, I was overcome with the damnation of woodys own curse. The friend they had in him.. was gone. That’s when I decided to take all the pills I had on me. Basically just thrashed my couch and had to spent the night in jail. Worth it though, this song was an incredible rush of emotion as I downed the pills, down with the tears, and down will the wall decoration.

    • @arandomhumanbeing6468
      @arandomhumanbeing6468 Před 5 měsíci

      This is seriously some of the coolest shit. It's so terrifying. What makes it all the more unsettling is it's characters you know too.

  • @dakotadurham4788
    @dakotadurham4788 Před 11 dny +5

    Me when I rhyme “kill you” with “kill you”

  • @GlennQuagaMama
    @GlennQuagaMama Před 5 měsíci +41

    Truly beautiful. You can tell that woody is really angry with everyone who wronged him. 10/10

  • @Mercenarius
    @Mercenarius Před 6 měsíci +150

    Finally, real music.

  • @BIoomingOnion
    @BIoomingOnion Před 6 měsíci +199

    I got cold and warm chills listening to this. Woody put fear into me. He really scares me as well.

  • @chunkytomatosoup1826
    @chunkytomatosoup1826 Před 28 dny +6

    Kino is back on the menu

  • @zanel4195
    @zanel4195 Před měsícem +5

    This is just normal woody to me. A peer into my dark soul.

  • @prodbym1ssle
    @prodbym1ssle Před 6 měsíci +35

    CALM DOWN WOODY, WE’RE YOUR FRIENDS ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏😭🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @moneverix
    @moneverix Před 5 měsíci +377

    Can't even edge to this, I exploded immediately! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @renegadecynic1442
    @renegadecynic1442 Před 2 měsíci +8

    what was the etch a sketch supposed to do to help him

  • @codafett
    @codafett Před 12 dny +3

    I've begun to listen to this unironically. I'm scared

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 Před 5 měsíci +192

    If Disney takes this down, then it’s canon.

  • @definitelynot_tfol36
    @definitelynot_tfol36 Před 5 měsíci +325

    "so much torture i learned to desensitize pain, now i guess i see killing as play" truly the best line that i resonate with most. Heh, guess thats just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind. Its just beyond comprehension

    • @brolylook
      @brolylook Před 5 měsíci +5

      you play with legos so please tell me you’re being silly rn

    • @definitelynot_tfol36
      @definitelynot_tfol36 Před 5 měsíci +44

      @@brolylook yes I am being facetious.

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying Před 5 měsíci +17

      Idk if I should be glad or scared that we can replicate what cringe edgy people would say

    • @CapitanJorge24
      @CapitanJorge24 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@brolylook its a reference to a tweet

    • @KameezPrincess12
      @KameezPrincess12 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I can't tell if you're serious or not

  • @NeonJackie
    @NeonJackie Před 5 měsíci +211

    This song really dives deep into our society's darker side, shedding light on some of the unsettling aspects we often overlook.
    One of the striking elements of the song is its haunting lyrics and eerie melody. It sets a somber tone that immediately grabs your attention. As you listen closely, you'll notice how the lyrics cleverly weave together themes of despair, isolation, and the corrupt nature of our society. It's a thought-provoking exploration of the darkness that exists within us and the world we live in.
    The song's title itself, "Cursed Woody Sings a Song," hints at a deeper meaning. Woody, often associated with innocence and joy, is now cursed, suggesting a transformation into something darker. This can be seen as a metaphor for how even the seemingly pure and innocent can be tainted by the harsh realities of life.
    Through its dark and twisted lyrics, the song challenges us to reflect on the hidden aspects of our society. It serves as a reminder that beneath the surface of our everyday lives, there are darker forces at play. It's a call to confront these uncomfortable truths and strive for a better, more enlightened world.

  • @improbablyfur
    @improbablyfur Před 5 měsíci +29

    1:59 why was woody holding a fork and a knife
    i didnt know woody was chinese

    • @fan_bonnie920
      @fan_bonnie920 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Bc he has table manners- AYOO WHAT DID YOU SAY😵😵😵