"i have industrial sized toys at home"
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- čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
- We invited Cyr and PeachJars to our twitch stream to do some cooking!
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8:58 Peachjars went into her own dimension in order to kill that fruit fly.
I missed that LOL
Top 5 NMP quotes:
1: I'm not gonna lie
2: You want the gods honest truth?
3: Imma keep it 100p
4: So imagine you're 13...
5: Its our girlfriend, Manalda Tuda!
Number 4 kinda snuck in there didn't it?
#6: "Are you hiring?"
"imma keep it 100p" is now in my vocab permanently. Even if people don't know what it means, they understand pretty quickly
Cyr and Peach literally look like brother and sister and that’s WILD
They are. Don't let the misinfo get ya.
They look like the type of brother and sister who touch each other’s butts.
Cyr is her goofy step bro
I hope they are.
that's weird but they are both weird so why not
Is Malena's obsession with crazy amounts of Ketchup a new thing or something? I never noticed it until recently.
she's pregnant lmao
no its a Scandinavian thing
Ketchup in large amounts on everything is pure bliss bro
@@vincethebanana Fck no bro
Dude she hate kids she will never get pregnant lmao
Peach and cyr are such good content
You know you're awful when even Cyr is let down.
Keep in mind, Extra Emily doesn’t shower… don’t blame Buddy
Peach seems like she’d actually be pretty chill to just hang with
Frodo being wrapped by the spider made me WHEEZE LOL
Nick was trolling so hard with the whipped cream, Gladiator style is unmatched
The “waste more salt over the shoulder” has got to be the best marketing scheme of all time. No wonder wars were fought for Salt.
“Guitar”
The legacy of Leslie and Pewds lives on 😂
Whoever did melanas hair did a great job
Clap it up for Peach and Malena nailing the whip cream thing on the first try... That was sick.
Nick casually admitting hes shlopped on a knob
so jason's gay
He admits that every other week, not a secret
Who's?
@@isaacjohnson4123 mine
or bi or questioning one time but doesnt matter he's in a relationship anyway@@starbeast6313
I'd pay a hundred bucks to watch Cyr beat the shit out of Nick lmao
😢
At least 200 come on, imagine the cleanup
$201 Here
3k
Is that all
Cyr’s the main character. He’s HIM.
King of Cringe
Glazing
I find him really irritating and I know a lot of people find him very cringy.
Cyr is cringe af
Some of y'all in the replies are a bunch of bitches. Cyr is the greatest streamer of all time 😎
you know that dude that was sending the slime was adding a little of his own slime to it if you get what im puttin down
Buddy gotta be a pescatarian cause Emily don’t shower so it’s deff an ocean down there🐟
The Alabama slamma and the Tennessee penalty ROFL
I haven’t watched this channel in awhile. Malena, I know you read every comment so I just wanted to say whatever way you’re doing your makeup now looks really good. Your hair too. No homo
couldnt disagreee more lol each to their own...
@@kerrumz1no one cares
true@@DubcatcherAmazing
Her nose looks plastic with this style of make up
“Are you hiring?” -Nick2023
I matched with on tinder once and she told me that a lot of the popular onlyfans girls , dont actually sext with you. Because the girl I matched with was actually the one you were sexting with. She told me she gets paid to deal with the messages. Seeing how peach answered that question made me realize that the tinder girl was right this whole time. Peach said " in the beginning" 😳
Anyone who believes that going beyond regular simping to have "personal private messaging" with one of those girls deserves to be separated from their money
Yeah she started to admit that she's not the one responding and then changed her mind.
Yeah obviously tbh. it's so creepy to pay for that tho lmao.
the graph is insanely exponential. 99.9% make nothing. its the worlds biggest ponzi mlm marketing scheme
15:02 "We need to repopulate." Nice callback.
5:25 Whenever somebody on Twitch mentions anything about guitar in the corner, the first person that comes to my mind is always Fuslie
That is indeed what the reference is from
" I mean my dog is a girl and she'll have a sniff" 😭😂😂😂
5:55 I'm also into hardcore stuff.
Man I forgot about that clip with buddy and Emily.
Shit was hilarious
As a guy I can’t confirm I do have industrial stuff at home, but not that kind of stuff more like tools or like computer parts or like parts for cars
bro nick can eat a hotdog but is uncomfortable eating a sausage LULW classic polom
if this was hollywood im convinced nmp wouldve been metoo'd
Malena funny bruh kitchen aid machine joke got me 💀
Personal Favourite Timestamps:
1:24 Nick spills salt, Malena casts a hex
9:44 Nick calls out "notorious twink" Cyr
10:56 Peach whitesplains to one of the whitest ethnicities on Earth
11:43 Cyr masters the cream
12:56 Nick masters the cream
15:20 Melana is the Red Menace
I would love an angry Malena cup. Gamersupps get on it!
9:24 sounds like malena listens to soil the stillborn in her free time to get relieved of all the angers she has to hold back during streams
i'd feel that, at least better than taking it out on someone that doesnt deserve it
ahhh an IA enjoyer
@@XaXaYT not too much tbh xd
but metal in general sure calms me down
GREGORIOUS the Gruesome, a brave and ferocious Norse warrior.
I really fancy Malena as a person
Peaches story about the slime raises many questions after the Dan Schneider stuff
Cyr is off the gear
Peaches has stopped the O F stuff
I’m glad they have found each other.
no she hasnt?
@@itsgenos4464 He's from a different timeline
is manalda pregger yet?
@@Ogi1508pineapple
I can confirm peach still doin OF that kittys fat fat
Is that NMP wearing offical ROFLGATOR merch?! Damn that looks so FIRE.
buddy got that DOG in him
I thought Cyr was bad but 13:09. That was freaking hilarious.
Cyr is a poor man’s Corey Feldman
Malena is an absolute saint for putting up with Nick's bullshit
Pretty sure that was Dan Schnieder that asked that woman for a slime video.
"It's been 17 years since South Padre Island's Queen Isabella Memorial Causeway collapsed, killing 8"
I'm guessing this is what Peach is talking about.
"wow i could be working at starbucks" this is not something to be proud of
Malena with an underrated joke 👀
Cyr doesn't do tricks like that, you should ask him to do the Harlem City Shuffle
6:20 LMAO
WTF *DOES* Peach Jars do!!! 😱
She prostitutes herself online for easy money
what an ending
I can trace my mom's side all the way back to around 885 Siege of Paris, and my mom's side is cursed because Ann Putnam who started the Salem Witch Trials. I wish I didn't know my family's history.
Yall owe Kevin an apology.
Peach is a queen!!! Call him out 👏👏👏
i cant stop looking at Peach's .... stomach belt necklace?
I thought i was the only one that did that thing with the salt where i throw it over my shoulder if its knocked over.
NO SHOT THOSE WERE KOLACHES ????????????????? MY CZECH ANCESTRY IS BOILING ATM WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
I said “wow there bud” way too many times in one vid😭
I trust Cyr to repopulate with Nick.
bro I don't know how to tell you this but men can't get pregernanent no matter how hard the liberal media tries to convince you. stay safe out there, beware of misinformation
@@rigg4146 Please get off the internet if you are going to take comments on nmp videos way too seriously. Your mom told me about you. You can't handle humor and you are all alone. Hit reset
@@rigg4146u know its a joke, right?
It's joke until some one opens candle lights on
Kevin is just like me frfr
The consistency of the froth 😅 oh jeeze
Dude imagine your sexual awakening happening during a fucking nickelodeon sliming… poor guy.
don't they know that dogs can have sugar just not much...
13:26 goddamn he got some height on that one LOL
Couldve sworn ive seen that intro momths ago
Did she just refer to the dirndl as a "polish dancing outfit" while talking about the GERMAN Oktoberfest?
if they are running the script of Maya as the angel and Malena as the devil. The acting is top notch!
"why doesnt everybody make easy money?" we have lost him, hes an npc. freeze frame at 7:29 is all the proof you need.
whipped cream is safe for dogs (in small portions)
nice dark jokes malena
Malena looks pretty in this video.
Lmfao every clip I see of these folks is the one dude complaining about some food
He literally did what?
Nickelodeon Slime...Dan Schneider???
8:06 She doesn’t answer her OF subs none of the OF girls do it’s the assistants lmao these simps
Can we get something straight. It’s OKTOBERFEST not BEERFEST 😭
Beerfest is the 2006 movie from the same comedy group that made Super Troopers.
Cyr is the best
Did they really confuse themselves with the dog habits? I thought Peach said Kevin.. lmao
GREGORIUS
why does the milk look like NUT?
"This is how white people smile" *proceeds to frown n nod her head* that is so spot on accurate! lmfao!
Dog smells Emily he does not clean herself for 6 weeks. Surprised?
max 4month then nick is finally gonna break up with that devil
14:46 oh it's a pofishmögi
“are you hiring?” 💀🫡
Is Peach hiring?
Ngl super annoying stream. Ever 2 minutes she would reference porn or weed.
Still love everyone else tho ❤
Yeah I really don't like her. And she has said is gonna stop OF and just stream but her personality is weed and sex
It's sad really
id get slimed on the hour if it was $200 for a 20 min vid ppl out there gtin $10 an hour dealing with customers?!?!
Buddy just like me fr
"creators"
I used to do that whip cream thing at DQ all the time
Nick's attempt at the whipped cream was the worst one I've ever seen.
Pineapple pineapple pineapple 😂😂😂
How does Peach’s belly chain stay up? I don’t understand the mechanics
She is embarrassed he loves her body. Melina honey we love you
1:30 Is she for real right there? I hope she's playing it up for the stream, because that is some crazy shit lol
Yes she is
I’m just wondering at some point doesn’t it just hurt when it industrial size? Like it’s no longer pleasure. I’m not trying to shame anyone I’m just curious😅
Making $10 a minute for pouring slime on yourself and shes complaining? Send me the slime ffs
ikr
13:10 SOY lol