Why does Voldemort sound like the grim reaper from horrible histories ( stupid deaths if your wandering)?! This video made me laugh so much especially when having a bad day so far. Thanks maya!
time stamps 🪄 0:00 what up my witches 😛 0:04 no we’re wizards 🙄 0:09 cute stare 😮💨 0:12 montageeee 🥳 0:29 crying maya 😭 0:44 that-turtle-crush-looking 🍑 0:55 introducing him to the class!!! 1:02 rude (b)witches shouting at him 😢 1:07 tapping on his spatula- I MEAN WAND 1:11 explanation on why he is here 😄 1:32 demonstration 😫 1:37 ‼️JUMPSCARE‼️ 1:43 what was that sound??!? 1:52 eee holé 1:55 sorry dracow 😖 2:00 dumbledump 2:11 MOOOO 🐮 2:13 starting the lesson!!! 2:18 **cutely reads** 2:22 talking to our gal Hermione 2:26 Ginnay? gInNaY?! GINAAAAAY 👩🏻🦰 2:33 cute voice 😋 2:35 ya i like big time rush 😍 2:39 he is confusion 😐 2:50 asking to our bestie Ginny 👩🏻🦰 3:0. smarsh or pars? 3:10 malfunctions 😡 3:15 anger management needed 3:19 mummy issues 😎 3:21 shooketh 2:23 comforting Ginny 👩🏻🦰 3:29 it went on her bloody bun 😅 3:37 NOOOO ARE YOU STOOPID???!???!! 3:51 fight..? 3:58 ron weasel coming for our lord and saviour??! OH HELL NAW OHHAHS 4:18 she stole our face?! 🤬 4:23 what the bloody hell?! 😰 4:28 instagram? 4:47 cute aesthetic instagram sorry 🤪 5:15 smarsh or pars pt.2 5:40 wait a minote 🥶 5:54 hermione gangsta 🤫 6:02 ms gangsta refusing to give us her chips 🍟 6:31 do you take cash app? 6:34 wtf hermione you threw it at voldemort’s face 😤 6:46 he can take the heat 🤤 6:56 singing for us!!! 7:11 ‼️ANOTHER JUMPSCARE‼️ 7:29 omg again???!??? 7:38 omg it’s hermione gangsta (also cute dog tho 🙂) 7:41 what the… 7:58 the face in the back of the head returns…?!?! 8:09 it’s getting hot on here, so take of all your clo- 🥵 8:24 our favourite couple # stan 8:46 the second class begins!! 🤓 8:58 WHAT THE HECKAROONY?!!!??!?!?! 9:04 it says he’s gonna have a fat booty 😉😏 9:10 poor draco..🐍 9:38 cutely cuts Ginny’s hairrr 10:56 omg teachers be so strict 11:53 she have knotty hair tf- 😟 12:21 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 13:38 that was a good one 🫥 14:25 shakespeare who??? 14:36 hermione’s awful poem 😳 14:48 who needs a boat when you have voldemort??? 14:55 a piece of art 🖼 15:29 honestly the best part ngl
I’ve been watching this video for the past nights and it never fails to make me laugh, this is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen and I like to watch it over and over again.
There’s so many layers to this video. From the asmr to the graduation toga to the filter going on and off, the accent, the attitude. I can’t! This is too much 😹😹😹😹
Bruh I was soooooo not expecting this. I was expecting some peaceful calm asmr. I've never seen asmr like this before. I was PLEASANTLY surprised!! This was amazing!!!
wait this makes me want a vecna asmr 💀💀 keep it up bestie i love u edit: 2:53 to 3:05 has me in the FLOOR 😭💀 3:44 💀 stooopppp i have to keep editing this with my fav parts 8:58 to 9:07 😭😭
I’m telling you, you’ll find lots of amazing ASMR videos on youtube(I should know, I used it every single day to be able to fall asleep) but none are as CHAOTICALLY CRAZY ICONIC as mayas 😂
This has become my comfort video, I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It always makes me smile and I even started quoting the lines. This thumbnail is literally my computer screen!! Thanks!
Some say that laughing can burn calories, so I just want to say thank you because I burned at least 10 pounds by the end of the video. Your videos are officially included in my workout routines🤭
she's an ICON, she's a LEGEND, and she IS the moment
Now come on now
@@joemama9835 joe
no she's just really boring
Really the moment 🤪
@@alexisbeingstupidagain7501 mama
Bro I swear how do you not burst out in laughter during these.
She does that’s why there’s so many cuts🤣🤣🤣
i had a stroke reading that
@@i_exist1872 yeah I only realized yesterday how poor the grammar was but it's too late now.
@@glycerox it wasn’t bad grammar btw
@@isabisalalisa oh. Well thanks
"What up my witches"
"No we're wizards"
"Shut up man"
Had me rolling
she didn’t say man
@@lildannyboi13still funny tho 😭😭
"Shot op"
It’s actually impossible not to laugh during this like I almost ran out of breath 💀
God ive been laughing at the "i cant stop sharting" for 20 minutes ALSO THE RON ROASTING VOLDEMORT
this is art. the voices are on point, the filters, Voldermort’s wand as well 🤌🏼
Xddd
666 likes
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Not the graduation gown 😂😂 I’m crying this is a work of art *~
LMAO YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE THAT NOTICED!! Thank you so much, ily 🥰
@@MayaWinkyASMR 🤪😂🤍 hahaha becauseeee I mayyy or may not have purchased one off Amazon to recreate a Voldy*~ this past Halloween 😂
I thought it was judge Judy's shirt 😣
@@FATHER3k Same 😭
@@MayaWinkyASMR James dean will be proud of your beautiful acting skills 👏🏻❤️ enjoy the rest of your beautiful summer ❤️👏🏻❤️
3:29 "the filter went on my bloody bun"
🩸🍞 "Spice up your morning with a bloody bun, my vampiric sweetheart~" 🧛♀️💕
@@mikeycarter3267P.S.
Mom said you smell like patas, pls bath
-Bloomie Poomie you smell like Culis 🤭
14:13 “She wants us to do bloody riddles, what are we? Five?” 😭.
please never stop doing this
voldemussy must never end 😌
@@dyingofdioxide 😭😭😭😭
i will pull the plug if i find out shes stopped😢😢😢
@@feartwdeadfr same
Every time the filter leaves her face a year is added to my life
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
3:57 Ron’s creeper backpack is so accurate 💀
2:40 THE DISAPPOINTMENT SOUNDS SO GENUINE
the way voldemort is playing with my hair when he doesn't have any 😭
He’s just trying to see how it feels so he can steal it
Lmao XD
@@doveeee 😭😭
@@doveeee he need my nose too?
@@littlebody_bigheart5257 yes he needs it so he can smell the wine on his date with lucius malfoy
We never knew but we needed this all along. It is a masterpiece.
“I’m gonna be bald when I’m older”
“Sucks to be you…. Oh”
ITS KILLING ME 💀
0:00 Intro
0:11 relax * twerks
0:26 jumpscare
0:28 Filter madness
0:44 Turtlemort
0:50 Filter madness vol. 2
0:55 New student
1:06 Spatula
1:36 Jumpscare
1:44 Sharts
2:02 Dumbledump
2:12 COW
2:17 Book
2:26 GiNnYeH
2:59 Uhhhh
3:01 Smash or pass
3:10 Filter madness vol.3
3:21 Um this book
3:30 Filter madness vol.4
3:46 Sassy brushing
3:57 Weasleyah
4:18 ~La Bonita Chula~
4:47 OOTD update
5:12 More smash or pass
5:47 Chips
6:00 Gangstah
6:35 Slaping chips
6:56 Latin filter madness
7:11 Jumpscare
7:23 Burps preciously
7:29 More smash or pass
7:41 Ellen
8:11 Calling names in spanish
8:23 Singing
8:44 teacup reading
9:39 Wottah
10:08 Spatula vol.2
11:05 Mic failiure
12:02 A dementor?
12:50 A horse?
13:05 Everybody look to the left everybody look to the right
13:37 burping time
14:01 Damn Ginger
14:08~ Poetry~
15:12 Ow
15:29 Aura cleansing
15:50 ❤Spatula❤
16:02 caca
I don’t even watch these to sleep anymore, this is pure comedy 😂
👽👽👽 Time Stamps 👽👽👽
00:01 - 00:10 SHUT UP!
00:11 - 00:27 Shut the hell up!!
00:28 - 00:44 i'm scared, my face!!!
00:45 - 02:12 RAMBLES
02:13 - 02:26 Book reading
02:27 - 02:41 ramble
02:42 - 02:58 Hair play and ramble
02:59 - 03:08 Smosh or passed?
03:09 - 03:20 STOP
03:21 - 03:23 Book reading
03:24 - 03:27 Hair play
03:28 - 03:36 THE FILTER 👽
03:37 - 03:49 YOU're stupid
03:50 - 03:52 hair brushing
03:53 - 04:17 Say it to my face
04:18 - 04:25 FILTER
04:26 - 04:45 HAIR BRUSHING
04:46 - 05:10 OOTD
05:11 - 05:20 SMOSH OR PASSED ???
05:21 - 05:51 who's selling chips
05:52 - 06:00 GANGSTER
06:01 - 06:35 ramble
06:36 - 07:00 CHIPS
07:01 - 07:29 RAmBle
07:30 - 07:47 smosh or ...??
07:48 - 07:51 ..........
07:52 - 07:59 book reading
08:00 - 08:11 hair playing
08:12 - 08:34 BOY BOY BOYfriend...
08:35 - 08:50 Hair brushing
08:51 - 08:57 TEAcup tapping
08:58 - 09:38 ramble
09:39 - 09:57 spray tapping
09:58 - 10:07 spraying
10:08 - 10:20 ramble
10:21 - 10:32 hair brushing
10:33 - 10:49 OH THANK YOU...
10:50 - 11:10 PAY ATTENtion!!
11:11 - 11:28 ramble
11:29 - 11:40 chips eating
11:41 - 11:56 hair brushing
11:57 - 12:00 nail sounds
12:01 - 12:16 sleeping and noting
12:17 - 12:31 chips eating
12:32 - 12:45 hair cutting
12:46 - 13:43 hair playing and ramble
13:44 - 13:59 ramble
14:00 - 14:01 hair brushing
14:02 - 14:08 spraying
14:09 - 14:47 noting
14:48 - 15:27 singing
the title's of the timestamps are sending me 😭😭
lol Voldemort twerking💀😭
Спасибо🌺
This must have taken ages to make
Endraaa
THE WAY SHE LOOKEDWHEN ELLEN APPEARS
6:33 THE THROW HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
I'm not even 15 seconds in and I'm laughing😭💀
Girl you are so FUNNY!!! I can’t get enough of you
11:04 got me so good i laughed so hard lol
Dude..
your asmr vids progressively get weirder and I’m living for it
Omg I’m so relaxed that voldemortussy really made me fall asleep 😴
NOT THE VOLDEMORTUSSY 💀
BRUH NAURRR U DID NOT 💀💀💀
@@doopdoop6330 but I did
HELP NOT VOLDEMORTUSSY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god!!!!
Why does Voldemort sound like the grim reaper from horrible histories ( stupid deaths if your wandering)?! This video made me laugh so much especially when having a bad day so far. Thanks maya!
Coming from a British guy I love this comment and I miss that show, they’ve changed all of the characters and it ruined the show for me tbh
@@jasper.quartz1325 yes that’s soo true! Like where the hell is rattus rattus?! He was the star of the show!
@@hijabis4life ikkk u can’t have horrible histories without ratuss ratuss it just feels wrong
time stamps 🪄
0:00 what up my witches 😛
0:04 no we’re wizards 🙄
0:09 cute stare 😮💨
0:12 montageeee 🥳
0:29 crying maya 😭
0:44 that-turtle-crush-looking 🍑
0:55 introducing him to the class!!!
1:02 rude (b)witches shouting at him 😢
1:07 tapping on his spatula- I MEAN WAND
1:11 explanation on why he is here 😄
1:32 demonstration 😫
1:37 ‼️JUMPSCARE‼️
1:43 what was that sound??!?
1:52 eee holé
1:55 sorry dracow 😖
2:00 dumbledump
2:11 MOOOO 🐮
2:13 starting the lesson!!!
2:18 **cutely reads**
2:22 talking to our gal Hermione
2:26 Ginnay? gInNaY?! GINAAAAAY 👩🏻🦰
2:33 cute voice 😋
2:35 ya i like big time rush 😍
2:39 he is confusion 😐
2:50 asking to our bestie Ginny 👩🏻🦰
3:0. smarsh or pars?
3:10 malfunctions 😡
3:15 anger management needed
3:19 mummy issues 😎
3:21 shooketh
2:23 comforting Ginny 👩🏻🦰
3:29 it went on her bloody bun 😅
3:37 NOOOO ARE YOU STOOPID???!???!!
3:51 fight..?
3:58 ron weasel coming for our lord and saviour??! OH HELL NAW OHHAHS
4:18 she stole our face?! 🤬
4:23 what the bloody hell?! 😰
4:28 instagram?
4:47 cute aesthetic instagram sorry 🤪
5:15 smarsh or pars pt.2
5:40 wait a minote 🥶
5:54 hermione gangsta 🤫
6:02 ms gangsta refusing to give us her chips 🍟
6:31 do you take cash app?
6:34 wtf hermione you threw it at voldemort’s face 😤
6:46 he can take the heat 🤤
6:56 singing for us!!!
7:11 ‼️ANOTHER JUMPSCARE‼️
7:29 omg again???!???
7:38 omg it’s hermione gangsta (also cute dog tho 🙂)
7:41 what the…
7:58 the face in the back of the head returns…?!?!
8:09 it’s getting hot on here, so take of all your clo- 🥵
8:24 our favourite couple # stan
8:46 the second class begins!! 🤓
8:58 WHAT THE HECKAROONY?!!!??!?!?!
9:04 it says he’s gonna have a fat booty 😉😏
9:10 poor draco..🐍
9:38 cutely cuts Ginny’s hairrr
10:56 omg teachers be so strict
11:53 she have knotty hair tf- 😟
12:21 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
13:38 that was a good one 🫥
14:25 shakespeare who???
14:36 hermione’s awful poem 😳
14:48 who needs a boat when you have voldemort???
14:55 a piece of art 🖼
15:29 honestly the best part ngl
11:05 ANEKANEKANE
THIS DESERVES A PIN WTF
@@serafima4018 thank you x
2:18 I can’t stop laughing
2:59’s laugh got me-
Been recently diagnosed with Depression again and this is the first thing I've seen in weeks that's made me genuinely heartily laugh!
Sending you lots of love❤️
Stay strong darling ✨💚💚
@@Urfavvbea Thank you 💓 x
@@micasmr4224 I'm trying for my daughter x
How are you doing these days? Hope things are going ok still :)
I love the fact that Ginny and Voldemort are besties😭
They would be honestly /j
10:08 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
I don't understand
im crying that’s my fav part
@@kwangya_kingIDT I’ve ever laughed 😂 so hard in my life 10:43
I feel like one of those babies that stops crying instantly when Maya comes on. I was sobbing like 5 minutes and now I'm losing my shit. Thanks Maya
the mic breaking at 15:10 absolutely sent me
And kids, that's the start of this story about a voice so bad the audio wanted to die.
That scared me💀
I watched this In my room cleaning it and I’ve never jumped so high in my life 💀
I laugh
12:49 jurassic park😨😨💅
3:09 THE FILTER LMFAOOOO BYE
1:37😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣I literally love when you show the mistakes 😭😭
another day another maya winky asmr video
14:47 MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ITS 8 AM HELPP
🤣🤣
HELPOP MEEEE
aahellppp 😭😭😭😭
H3LP MEEEJ
OOOOO its 2:25 am helppp
8:00 the switch from spanish to british 💀
14:33 This part has me dying 💀
She sound the same 💀
0:05 will forever be legendary
To be honest this is not an ASMR anymore this is a try not to laugh challenge now 😂 but i love it
The Voldussy really came out in this one 💅😔💅
3:21 And that’s the moment that I’ve lost my lungs. 🙂✨
1:18 THE FACE OMG
u never fail to make me laugh 😭
3:35 is my fav bit lol 😆😂
GOODBYE- 4:50 “ouw ouw tee dei👹”
IM CRYING AT 6:35 PLEASEEE THAT WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
0:11 IM IN TEARS💀💀💀💀💀
SAME 😭😭😭😭
This is the most chaotic video I’ve ever watched but the tingles omg
SHARTING 💀💀 I didn’t relax I died laughing 😂
The moment Maya makes normal asmr, the world ends
I Can't with 2:10 it's too much for today 😂😂😂😂
I’ve been watching this video for the past nights and it never fails to make me laugh, this is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen and I like to watch it over and over again.
11:05-11:10 absolutely kills me every time
Oh my lawd
stop I'm crying !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TEARS DOWN MY FACE
There’s so many layers to this video. From the asmr to the graduation toga to the filter going on and off, the accent, the attitude. I can’t! This is too much 😹😹😹😹
0:13 im in TEARS THE WAY YOU “🕺-🕴”
i love how the filter kept malfunctioning it made it so much better
i'm at a loss for words like how do you not burst out in laughter while recording these
this was so iconic and beautiful i almost cried
6:56 was honestly amazing. made me laugh so hard
this face will haunt me forever
Yo I agree I'm pissing myself due to that lamo
THIS IS ART 💀💀
0:45 thats all i have to say.
t.u.r.l.e
OUR QUEEN BACK AGAIN WITH THE SWAGIEST OF VIDEOS ✌💅🤙😎🥵💃
The queen is here 🖤💪🏼
@@abbyanderson524 definitely 💃
@@lucyyatessss 🖤🖤
I NEED a 1 hour version of this! I am laughing so fking hard rn!!
wow! this is the most amount of tingles i’ve gotten in a while. i feel asleep in like the first five minutes. so relaxing 😌
4:26 NO BC I LITERALLY GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM INSTERGRAM I HAD TO REVERSE THE VID TO SEE IF IT WAS PART OF IT I GOT CREEPED OUT 😭😭
Looking so offended when the filter messes up gets me every time 😂
i need part 2 of this masterpiece
11:04 just got me too good🤣🤣
4:16 AHGAHGA IM IN TEARS
Es tan extraño pero gracioso a la vez 😂
Aunque no sepa mucho inglés me río con tus videos :D ❤
I literally love how your Channel went from actual asmr, to chaotic videos is actually iconic
I didn't relax nor went to sleep but I almost sh*t my pants, this was hilarious 💚💚💚
I JUST PAUSED IT AT 11:09 AND IM DYING AFTER THAT MIC FAIL 💀💀💀
Bruh I was soooooo not expecting this. I was expecting some peaceful calm asmr. I've never seen asmr like this before. I was PLEASANTLY surprised!! This was amazing!!!
Ur literally the best asmrist pls never stop doing these
wait this makes me want a vecna asmr 💀💀 keep it up bestie i love u
edit: 2:53 to 3:05 has me in the FLOOR 😭💀
3:44 💀
stooopppp i have to keep editing this with my fav parts 8:58 to 9:07 😭😭
Omg I second the vecna asmr vid!
Girl not you being a whole model this is Literally why I love you your not afraid to be you girl
I can’t tell you how I survived watching this video without choking. I WAS PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. It’s ART.
I made it to 3:14 because my husband be trying to sleep and I just couldn’t stop laughing!
To be continued tomorrow 😂
its been 9 months bae
@@kitty4evrr 0:06
Lmao I can’t.. this has me laughing in the middle of the night!! I can’t sleep! Lmao love it
ur asmrs are honestly the highlights of my days
These filters have an uncanny valley look and the whole video is just so unhinged I love it
I’m telling you, you’ll find lots of amazing ASMR videos on youtube(I should know, I used it every single day to be able to fall asleep) but none are as CHAOTICALLY CRAZY ICONIC as mayas 😂
HEY MAYA!! i hope u see this but ur vids never fail to put a smile on my face!! ur vids r great and keep it up luv xoxo
this is my favorite thing i have seen this week i am DYING your face acting and impressions are stellar
This has become my comfort video, I can't tell you how many times I've watched this. It always makes me smile and I even started quoting the lines. This thumbnail is literally my computer screen!! Thanks!
Same !! I watch it almost every night before sleeping, that way I always end my day with something funny 😆
I Say smaaash hahahaha at least one time a day
@@limonfloref5943 I probably say "it's a bit hot in here not gonna lie" or "you're nothing but a liar a Manipulator too" the most
11:29
When my Asian mom tries the food i made:
AHHHHH you get crazier with these every time i love thisssss
'She can't even see with those big old GOGGLES' nearly had me choking on my tea
i actually fell asleep to this. best sleep ever, thanks.
This channel never ceases to amaze me 🤣
12:06 that was literally me in my cooking exam I proper snored 😭🖐️
This is probably the funniest ASMR channel I have ever have ,🤣
I absolutely LOVE these.They never fail to be able to make me laugh.And "possesed turtle crush lookin @$$" is my favorite line by far.
11:05 BRO 😭😭
💀💀💀💀😂
I CANT BREATTHTHHT THE MIC OMFG 💀💀
Some say that laughing can burn calories, so I just want to say thank you because I burned at least 10 pounds by the end of the video. Your videos are officially included in my workout routines🤭