[862] Getting Into My Wifeâs Beaver (April Fools Video)
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first reply also lpl ill be waiting for some april fools vids with more trolling than usual *grins widely*
2nd reply
Nice video brother
You are a great and terrible person. Your wife obviously loves you very much.
Stay tuned for the next installment, the "backdoor challenge"
He has probably been in there also as he seems to be very good at getting into tight spaces.
"easily bypassed"
How did you guess it correctly?
Good one, great guess too.
The mad lad called it.
*Mrs. Lock pick lawyer:* "talk dirty to me"
*Lock pick lawyer:* "One is loose, small click from two, three is set, aaaaaaaand there you have it."
J M holy fuck this is amazing
Actual lol
...and that's all I have for you today
Oh my fucking god
"Tonight I'm going to put some tension in the upper keyway and use a low skilled raking attack"
Deaf guy: thatâs a cool lock. Good video!
Blind guy: JESUS CHRIST!!
đđđ
Helen Keller:
This is good đ€Łđ€Ł
Can confirm, am deaf. I *did* notice a lot of words were missing from the automatic subs on his video about his coq, but I'm sure I got the gist of it
Under rated comment
âI keep another beaver on the side that my wife doesnât know aboutâ đđđđđ
As a lawyer, he shouldâve known better than admit that on video! That may come back to haunt him.
I do as well
Lock number is 1208
@@BeckVMH objection! hearsay! ;)
@@peka2478 âObjection sustained. Members of the CZcams viewership and other interested parties (like his wife!!!), you are instructed to âunhearâ and disregard any mention by the Lockpickinglawyer that he has a beaver on the side that his wife does not know about.â
I wonder if his wife knows what he looks like or if he only shows her his hands
He is just a pair of hands
He's like Wilson from Home Improvement
What about his coq?
@@alexfelice4676 he does have a firm coq
heâs like chrisfix
Wife: you got the lube?
LockPickingLawyer: *pulls out wd40*
Here in Australia WD40 has the saying "there's always another use". đ
Hell no, graphite dust.
@@CoordinatedCarry lolz
I use premixed 2 stroke gas
wd40 isn't even a lubricant haha!
Your wife obviously has a great sense of humour or she never watches your videos.
I bet the letter
@@holidayla3840 letter
@@holidayla3840 latter
@@mirzaahmed6589 letter
@@Snomadu letter
âNewer beaversâ
*FBI gets ready to bust into the house, confused if they should or not*
Dead
You think he would chose that weak of security? They could never get into his house
*1 new message from your CIA operative*
"Yooo wtf is this shit about new beavers man you got some explaining to do"
LPL: "Don't worry dude talking bout locks
"Aight, have a nice day sir"
LPL: "hehehe... chastity locks suckerrrr"
@@reznovvazileski3193
We need a video where he straight up picks a chastity locks
@@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but He already did it, using a can of cola.
Wife: "what are you watching.?"
Me: "Lockpicking, I swear."
Lmao, video: if you'd like to see more pictures of my coq there's link down in the description down below
Literally just got this shouted at me from the other room. Lol
@@GeekInfusion đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Your wife was hoping you would be expanding your skill set... :P
This vid would only get better with the "P-H" dum-da-dum intro added
âThereâs a small hood-shaped feature at the 12 oâclock position.â
Heh. Never noticed that.
It can be surprisingly hard to locate.
macmedic892 đ you have to be freaking kidding me !
There's a reason LPL gets those girthy EDUCATIONAL GRANTS ⊠there's also a fairly educated FRANK waiting in line to take a crack at his wife's beaver... let's see if he can find the hood ?
we know.
If you never noticed this, you may tried unlocking other gender of this lock.
Everybody: calls it a "date".
Lock Picking Lawyer: calls it "penetration testing"
Don't you mean non-destructive entry?
must include a firm thrusting motion with some twisting even though the latter is not commonly done
Legal entry?
â@@not_herobrine3752i read that as he said it
How in the hell did he go through all this without a single giggle or chuckle. I demand the bloopers. THERE HAVE TO BE BLOOPERS RIGHT?!
@@rosebarnes9625 wait what there are bloopers? HE SHOWS THEM TO PEOPLE?!?!?!?! I DEMAND THESE BLOOPERS *_NOW_*
@@tanushbhansali
We demand blooper!!!
We demand blooper!!!
We demand blooper!!!
We demand blooper!!!
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Plot twist: All the innuendos are unintentional. He's being dead serious.
You forget the âlawyerâ part of his name, my manâs could read a copypasta straight faced Iâm sure of it
I can hear him smirking as he's saying this stuff đ
"It is disappointingly easy to get into my wife's beaver." The fact that you're still alive after saying that, is more impressive than all the double entendres.
I mean, even if he doesn't have the key to Ms. LPLs heart, he got in, and she definitely can't lock him out.
Imagine if this was his last video lmao
Now you know why we never see his bruised and battered face!
I'm more amazed with him still alive, now that Mrs. LPL know he had a newer smoother-side beaver that he hides...
@@46bovine You, sir, deserve more likes!
"It is disappointingly easy to get into my wives beaver." - TheLockpickingLawyer, 2019
She will file for divorce and link this vid as reason.
@@KageNashi Might work if there is only the audio of it.
@@KageNashi file.... gh gh gh
I would have went with "surprisingly easy" myself...
"and that's why I filed for divorce, your honor"
"while she does like my coq"
I've never felt more immature in my life
Fucking same
lol, just remember there was a time in your life when you wouldn't actually get the joke
"the newer ones tend to be smoother"
hol up
lmfao i spit out my water
wait a minute
And he never mentioned what we supposed to do with the rough one. Is it all the same?
Beaver is too new to use if it doesn't yet got rough surface.
"It is disappointly fast and easy to get into my wife's beaver"
Yeah , someone is sleeping on the couch tonight
Or at his Ex Girlfriend, since he already got pass the Backdoor
That why he has a newer Beaver to get into if that happens
So I am going to make the comment: what if it was her wife doing this video? Would be OK if she slept in the couch instead? I hope so.
Mario RincĂłn wtf does this mean
Dam!
1:16 "In fact, I have another beaver that I keep on the side" Hol up
You just hear stomping down the stairs and "HONEY!? WHAT WAS THAT I HEARD"
oh shit
Uhhh itâs just our daughter donât worry about it
âMy wife doesnt know about it...â
@@Natalie-101 he works upstairs, not downstairs đâ
"The most obvious feature is the large opening."
Its the couch for this guy, at least for a week.
His wife probably allowed him to make such a video if he made a video about his small coq the year before
@@MatmoeLP iâm dying lmao đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"I have a spare non wrinkled younger beaver my wife doesnt know about" - Mrs LPL files for a divorce
"You'll see that this one is perfectly smooth on the outside, which is pretty common on the newer beavers..."
Yeah I'm dead
oh god lmao
FBI OPEN UP
Darrius James Pretty sure he was referring to the fact that young women shave and older women donât or itâs less common.
@@2nd-place no, he was referring to the labia minora. The fact that they get larger as the "beaver" gets looser/older lol đ
@@bosstowndynamics5488 aging skin? Hmm idk, at the very minimum he was referring to her 'downstairs'. Whether that means wrinkles or labia, who knows? Lol
Not only is this man 100 lockpicking but he is also 100 speech
Silver tongue, m8)))
Brother did the restoration loop and enchanted all his armor with lockpicking and speech boosts, thereâs no telling what his full potential could be
Hahhahahaha best comment man
@@swordsmancs A spiffing Brit fan for sure
@@homemacai TheLockpickingLawyer is a perfectly balanced lockpicker with no exploits whatsoever
I am surprised your wife didnt mind you showing her beaver on camera. I would never show my beaver on the internet :D
Aww go on! đ
I could never show my cog on the internet
Does it resemble his wife's or the newer model ? His wife's I hope.
U have 69 likes
my johnson is something I keep completely private
This man just made an entire sexual inuendo out of locks. Never have I ever thought I would see the day.
Go watch the rest of the April fools videos, you won't be dissapointed!!
Plot twist: they're all unintentional. He's being dead serious.
I canât tell if heâs being serious or not
@@wh5xpogbloxk471 He's not serious, it's an April fools joke
He went from a tiny coq to a large tool In just one year... impressive
Find out how he did it with this one simple pick.
Damn, they have got to stop redirecting those e-mails to my spam folder.
He probably asked Ron Jeremy how.
Probably used Titan lock
@@doorknobr stefan etienne
"If we take a closer look, we'll see something that a lot of guys miss. There's a small hooded feature at the 12 o'clock position." THE SHADE THROWN BY LPL
What. I dont get it im 21
@@chonacastillo4777 Oh boy...
@@chonacastillo4777 do yourself a favor and Google the term 'clitoris'.
@@nocturnecz3965 no pls hes probably 8
twelve o'cock
Alternative Title: LPL explains sex while mentioning how disappointing his sex life is
He's filming it, how can it possibly not be exciting?
He has a beaver on the side pretty sure itâs going just fine for him
I mean, his tool ia pretty big and he has 2 beavers, i don't think one would call that boring
While he has a small Coq, he has a long Johnson and access to both a beaver and his ex-girlfriend's backdoor.
Does not disappoint.
I literally laughed out loud this entire video. i had no idea LPL made videos like this and the fact that he delivered all of those lines in his normal demeanor and tone just made it all the more funnier.
Imagine being an innocent kid watching this video and then coming back years later and everything makes senseđ
@Tyson Grosz keep your innocence, you'll miss it when you lose it
Yup I understand everything now
@@exless198 NOOOO BOB
@Tyson Grosz be glad for that
It's going to be even more fun when you figure it out when the time has come.
For example my interest in beavers developed in early teen years and I love them to this day
@Tyson Grosz how young exactly
My boyfriend heard me watching this and thought it was really weird porn so thanks for that
Funny, actually.
Actually this is a porn channel.... lockpicking porn:)))
Considering how many locks get totally banged on this channel...
He wasn't wrong. đ
Yup ... if is next to me right now giving me funny looks LOL!
1:32 Smooth on newer beavers omg you're a genius. I am speechless. side Beaver lololol
I imagine your wife is pretty disappointed with how quickly you were able to accomplish your goal in her beaver with that rigid tool of yours.
His wife: You wanna use toys? đ
Him: *Pulls out a rubber lock pick* Yes...
YOU BITCH YOU MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING IT IS 6 AM HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!?! RGFIQVCOWVDH
I hate you and I hate myself for waking people up from laughter
Click on number two...
Heâs not unlocking the next stage, But picking it.
Seagullian o god this got me hahaha đ
Ze tiny coq
It killed me when just in his monotone, everyday voice he says "and as you can see, its disappointingly easy to get into my wife's beaver"
Ha
There is a proverb in my mother tongue that can loosely be translated into "A hungry man only has bread on his mind".
"Honey , how do you feel about handcuffs in bed?" "Sure, leave timer and 2 paperclips on the night table"
It takes special kind of conditioning to say all that with a straight face, but then again, he is a lawyer.
What he doesn't tell you is that this was take 69.
@@13vatra LOL
That you kept this up in one take with a straight face is incredible, you must be as good a lawyer as you are a lock picker.
He's awesome Chris Horny
Voice over
@@Alfakennyone Wow his handgestures are so well timed and he even voiceovered the lockpicking sounds! You're such a genius! So smart! IQ over 200! Thank you Alfakennyone!
@@TheRooster1337 he could have easily planned the gestures and recorded his voice over it. Not very hard to do, jackass đđŒ
@@Alfakennyone he's had videos where he lost the audio and still shows what he's doing. I can't remember what one exactly but he took a blowtorch to a lock and had it there for a good few minutes to just have the lock be discolored. He then went on to voice his frustration at losing the audio since the cord wasn't in all the way.
1:00 WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
You sir, are an expert at delivering puns with such a serious tone. You win.
These, uh, these aren't puns. They're wordplay for sure, but not puns...
TimeHunter I refuse to believe he shot this video any less then 10 times,
@@spicytuna3387 They're double entendres, and they're far greater than lame puns.
Double entendre: a word or phrase open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.
He wins, yes for sure!
Alright smart arses, I know what they are. Pun is actually a synonym of what youâve said.
âIt is disappointingly fast and easy to get to get into my wifeâs beaver.â
LPL should't worry. After she sees this video, he might find find that it's considerably more difficult in future.
Said no male ever....
Harry - absolutely brilliant. Did my best to contain my laughter on the train. Am certain several people believe I am deranged (more than usual anyway).
I read this right before he said it. LMAO!!
@@gordongekko6001 that's cool that you and the lock picking lawyer are such good friends that you can casually call him by his first name in the comment section of his video where he goes by a different name. I bet he thinks you're wicked cool for using his first name even though he introduces himself by his moniker
@@voidofmind Well, for those who have watched the channel for a bit, he has been introduced by his actual name. Not to mention in the interview he has linked to previously. But hey, thanks for your point of view - I am certain that your snarky comments make you feel warm and special. Your mom must think you're hilarious.
My 80 year old grandma walked in right at 0:47
"Large opening"
đHer face was priceless!
The best part is that it works perfectly in both contexts
Pro tip: Usually beavers are easier to pick when theyâre wet.
*well lubricated
Something Ben Shapiro still needs to learn
@@postmasterspecific lol what?
You mean a self lubricating beaver? Never heard of that. But I do have a self lubricating nut
@@cardprophecy97 I like nuts and bolts
No man should be able to deliver this voiceover with such an unwavering deadpan! Bravo and happy 1st of April, LPL
Didn't break character once
Was truly a good watch
Comes with a lot of practice. LPL knows.
Agreed. Imagine that, a lawyer who can convincingly deliver ridiculous information without cracking. (:
He's probably had to look a jury in the eye and tell them his client was innocent too.
Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.
If this was done in one take I'm amazed, those rapid fire innuendos are priceless đ
Watch with eyes closed.
10/10 experience.
The video part is what makes this.. Replace it with something more.. uhm.. untowards and you have to upload it to pornhub hahahaha
Lmao
@Cyber Infotech. I just had to look while it played, I did try and picture what my mind would be imagining if I wasn't actually watching and I came up with a definite XXX rating for my imaginings lol. It's very cleverly done alright.
I listened while driving. I had to watch again
I saw this comment a did the same thing. Absolutely gold.
I canât put my finger on it but thereâs something fishy about this particular lock
It probably smells fishy.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix its remarkable how you didnt get the joke but then made the same joke...
I mean
you _can_ put your finger on it
@@King0neEurope it's remarkable how you make a big deal out of nothing
@@siyacer he's not
He can say this stuff with such a straight face. So much respect.
We're all going to Hell, but if we hang out with the LPL, chances are we can make our escape together.
This delivery is on par with the best comedians out there
Reminiscent of Steven Wright.
Not shown: 176 outtakes
Bravo this is a masterpiece
@@NeatNit no kidding. I sent it to my supervisor and he was laughing way too hard.
"While she does like my coq it is not her favorite. " really putting that valentine's video into perspective
I absolutely LOVE this. Keep them coming please. I know its meant for April fools but you seriously have to do more. Your so spot on and serious about what your saying making it even funnier.
I imagine there was sofa sleeping for a week after this. I could not stop laughing, I only made it to 2:00 and I need oxygen. Soo winded.
đ€Ł LMFAO "I have another beaver I keep on the side, my wife doesn't know about this one"
yes keep on side if miss beaver is not home
It was smootherđđ
It was a newer beaver
I was waiting for him to say, "this one is smooth on the exterior, it is of Brazilian manufacture"
For a moment I was worried this might involve the Ramset
Roflđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
yikes
That was a good one, thx
LOL
đđđ
âThatâs actually common on the newer beaversâ
Yes, yes it is...
FBI OPEN UP!!
How does he find the exact lock needed to make EVERY SINGLE ONE of his hidden jokes work? This is crazy!
Knowing and owning a lot of locks probably is a pretty good start.
I also assume that he spends significant parts of the year planning these videos.
The fact that you maintained a straight face during this 2 minutes and 51 seconds is worth a congratulation.
How do you know? His face was never filmed...
@
If he had cracked a smile the dam would have broken.
It sounds that he started cracking up at around 2:46 mark.
I wonder how many takes it took. :)
It is well documented that the lock picking lawyer does not actually have a face
"It is disappointingly fast and easy to get into my wife's beaver" haha
GamingWessel nice picture đ
Bapo Rapo I thought you were Wessel complimenting himself
Bet it's not that easy anymore after she watched this. đ
That comment may have gotten LPL a night on the couch...
I wish he would have showed us how difficult it was to get into his beaver too. đđ€Łđđ€Ł
Ever so funny, thank you for making me laugh, chuckle and smile, that was until my misses burst through the door asking me âwhat the hell are you watchingâ, sheâs now a fan.
I missed the hood at twelve o'clock. cost me a second date.
Amazing video. I can't imagine how you went through the whole thing without laughing. I love the beaver on the side your wife doesn't know about. Nicely done
He's a lawyer!!!
Or how smooth the new ones are!!!!!
Well, we don't know how many takes it took!
Perfect execution from beginning to end. Such an incredible video. Every word must have been precisely chosen in order to achieve this greatness
My most important question is: was this perfectly improvised or perfectly prepared?
@@Neuromonada I'm guessing prepared, I don't underestimate LockPickingLawyer's talent at improvisation, but this looked like a great and carefully written script
he is a lawyer too just that everyone forgets.@@kastro4460
@@Neuromonada (nice Girls und Panzer pic btw, fellow GuP fan)
@@kastro4460 I have used this avatar for a few years now and didn't know it's from Anime. Now I have to see GuP, because I love this girl :) thanks!
he packs so many joke into a single video its amazing its just punchline after punchline
Congratulations, you are now the "Innuendo Lawyer"
You ever watch a video and know for a fact that it's creator is sleeping on the couch?
You assume that his wife wasn't in on it.
He's lucky that's all she can do to him. I mean, she could change the locks, but what would be the point?
@@ErwinPommel or she can sue him, but then again...
Literal masterpiece
âMy side beaverâ
âWhatâs it take to get in my wifeâs beaverâ
Just... perfect innuendos one after the other
Also "she likes my cock"
@@LiEnby
Coq*
"As you can see, it was disappointingly fast and easy to get into my wife's beaver."
@@valshaped bruh, that joke got me good đ
What if he was talking about the animal?
never would've expected LPL to be this funny
âThe wrinkled surfaceâ
I've never felt more uncomfortable about locks in my entire life
Plantain
Beavers are great, but beware, they can have Serial Tumbler Defects (STDs), especially if they've had multiple different keys in them.
The have actually relabeled them as Serial Tumbler Inefficiencies (STIs)
The ones you want to avoid are usually pinned to accept a range of different keys, all held by different people. Personally I don't like this system as you might never know who has another working key, and you don't want to get blamed for their recklessness.
So much truth here.
Well done LPL! Easily the most amusing video you've done so far (that I've watched).
Came from the keynote speech; I was not disappointed!
I have been binge-watching LPL videos as kind of a Bob Ross-like bit of calming distraction for several days now.
Iâve only just now found the April 1st videos and I am DYING.
The ex's backdoor?! I laughed so much on that one.
@@Chadok89 Yes! While they are all good, that was easilly the best. The whole office was staring at me when I watched it because I was laughing so hard!
Same
just found them all today lmaooo
And here we have a happy little lock.
Best title for a lock picking video I've seen!
Keeping that calm deadpan delivery during the whole video is quite impressive!
wtf this guy just randomly has a cylinder legitimately called "coq" and a key with a picture on a beaver with a perfectly designed keyhole to make these perfectly crafted jokes? Or did he etch/make these himself?
yes
Yes
Listening to this with my eyes closed was an unholy experience
Oh my... this is ïŒČïŒč
I just heard it with my eyes closed, and I have never found locks so sexual before.
now dont let rule 34 artists see this
@@not_herobrine3752 Delete that comment right now
@@aurboda ive left worse comments in other lpl videos i think i might have to deal with them first
How the hell did you make this with such a serious voice! I couldn't stop laughing at all!
And I need to know what Mrs LPL thought to this video.
He practiced the script beforehand. These videos aren't improvised.
Lol
@Castor96 Captain Obvious, is that you? I haven't seen you since the 90s! -_-
@@thfreakinacage Why are you wondering how he got through the video without laughing when it is so obvious to you?
@@castor9683 It's called a compliment wrapped up in what looks like wondering. As you'll note most of the other top comments are exactly the same idea. It's called English. Try it out some day :)
I love how he said that her favorite lock was one she had before she met him, âthough it never got any use until after we met, at least thatâs what she tells me.â Kills me
This man is a national treasure, I can't believe I missed this video in 2019. I love it!
How on earth did you do this without laughing?! Absolutely comedy gold :D
Lloyd Urch This guy can fight Bill Hicks, probablyđđ
He is a lawyer. Laughing in court would be really inappropriate but it probably requires lots of training to defend some clients without laughing.
That training would be applicable here too.
Never thought this would come from the lock picking lawyer.... bit it's his best video yet... đ
Oh my god, this should be a playlist. Oh man, I'm in tears.
The CZcams censors were like "Darn!! How do we censor this one!?!?!?!?"
This is the best April fools joke I've ever seen.
You see the nintendo direct
đ every term was so perfectly placed, this is a work of art
It was so perfect I didnt even realize what he was talking about by the rougher section around the outside of the openning at first
Holy shit. These are good. I came for the locks. Stayed for the humor
His dry delivery is perfect . . .
He's the type that will tell the funniest joke and keep a straight face!
I can barely watch this lmao
That regular yet a little bored tone just killed me đđ
Heâs like buster Keaton
james acaster in disguise
@@joedirt6212 So strange, I just heard a little about Buster Keaton the other day and watched a silent film of his, like The General or something
HOLY SHIT
That is the best April Fools Day video I have ever seen
And his tone omg
Omg I love this guy. Heâs smart and funny. This video made me blush.
OMG, this is absolutely PRICELESS !
I don't know how you successfully manipulated that beaver, with your tongue so firmly planted in your cheek!
I thought you are gonna find a way to open it with a credit card
That tends to have a higher success rate on the newer ones :P
thfreakinacage haha
Well all you'd have to do there is throw the card at it
You win.
Not bad man. Not bad.
Brilliantly entertaining ! Loved your ministrations.
2 years and still great beaver talk