Disco Elysium Kim Kitsuragi ASMR - Soft-spoken Dialogue Compilation
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- čas přidán 26. 11. 2022
- contains spoilers, all the quietest lines are in the second half of the video
software used: AssetStudio for gathering audio files, Audacity for audio compilation, Sony vegas 19 for finished video - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Kim: "Yes officer. Seven people are dead. It's not a success."
Me: "Whatever you say officer... Your voice is so pretty..."
Im down so bad bro
I'm down horrendous
Down astronomically 😔
me and you both
down to the Earth's core
down with the clown
whenever kim disagrees with harry:
whatever you say beautiful
i'm so fucking normal right now
I am not.
his voice is so beautiful
that's jullian champenoise for ya
This game really is amazing like that, there’s a lot of dialogues that I feel like would “NEVER” work this well if it’s not executed to this kind of perfect, especially all those racial and sexual topics, it all feels normal, even if it’s extremely bizarre at the same time.
The way this man says revachol 😩😩
Omelette Du Fromage 😌🙏❤️💞💕
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - Oh, that's the *good* stuff, baby. Fuck yes, we need him so bad.
LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Listening to this on repeat will do *wonders.*
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - They are correct, my liege. Lieutenant Kitssssuragi isss the finessst of them all.
5:28 (the "kissing your partner" line)
12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it?"
This man is my babygirl
1:48 that gently murmured "I fear..." whewwoofkdjndnfn
Omggggslhsnsvsksgkabqlhaka
This man has no business being this smooth. I could listen to him all day. No wonder most of the stats are completely enamored with him.
2:45 Words hurt, Kim.
I have made the terrible mistake of reading the comment section for both these videos and I am fairly sure at least 40% of the comments on them were written with one hand.
this is actually so funny to me
💀💀💀
I cannot focus on the case when this man is my partner
12:51 "this feels good, doesn't it" (faints)
Harry: [Composure: Failure] "I want to have fuck with you"
~
kim kitsuragi is a real existing person
im so gay i want him to whisper an audiobook in my ears while im falling asleep
8:43 i need to hear this so bad now
You will get your shit together.
It doesn't matter how long it takes, you'll be able to do it. Start with what you can do. Go on a short walk, clean a part of the kitchen, dust off the blinds, something that is more than what you're doing right now. In a week or two, we can increase that amount, but for now, let's just focus on improving something. Alright? You've got this.
i like 8:35
this stopped a panic attack in its tracks. this video heals
sooooo normal about him yes
Finally I can sleep soft and soundly
literal heaven lmao
8:43 I need a Kim to tell me this every time something goes to shit.
Desperately need his VA to make an audiobook with the Kim voice. I don't even care what it is, I will listen to the whole thing
I have never been down worse in my life I swear to god
I seriously wish there'd be some kind of Giving-compliments-to-Kim-Game-Simulator or Kim-Talks-To-You-Non-Stop-The-Game... I can't get enough of it. Such a calming and reassuring voice. Jullian a la voix d'un ange. 😇
The perfect voice for such an amazing character. 💕
kim ithink im a homo-sexual
I’m blushing so hard rn
Therapy:
- cry with the slightest questioning
- delayed gratification
- can't expect shit
- have to play attention to this emotion shit
57th's finest:
- happy hearing kim's dry and sarcastic back-handed insults
-free serotonin
- can always expect this every replay
- sleep to kim and wake up to kim without caring about what he says
Sunset, parabellum 💤
*sunrise
I can't keep going like this bro 😭😭😭
5:28 for "kissing your partner" line 😌
WHEN DOES THIS LINE HAPPEN HELLO
@@rebishroom when you tie in suzerainty im pretty sure
@@jaytoddsquad OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD TIE
it is illegal to have such a voice
i need him now.
Kim: 'Miss, excuse my colleague. He has recently suffered brain damage."
🤣🤣🤣
down horrendous
me fr
It's been like a week and I've been listening this video almost every night.
I often have nightmares, don't sleep well and wake up in a cold sweat, but for some reason his voice helps me sleep well and without nightmares.
I think it's my new addiction.
step on me kim
the only french accent I can listen to.
This is embarrassing to have in my history
quite the opposite in fact
Надеюсь, что никто не увидит в моей истории это
I'm honoured to have this in my history
every time i open this video im like hi Kim i missed you
his voice is so pleasant and relaxing i love it when he says something in this kind of tone
11:46 😳
I have never wanted to have relations with a video game character this bad
His voice😶💞💖❤it truly calms me down, thank you😶🌫💘💓💗💗
I need one of these for Egghead, PRONTO
that would be Earrape
Having the most normal one
This is great lol
There must be another way into the building
this is a boyfriend asmr if i've ever seen any
Is it illegal to fall in love with the police officer who‘s suspecting you of murder? asking for a friend
I listen to this every night
anyone else folding their laundry to this rn
i swear to god i keep coming back to this video . i dont even mean to. i just do and every time i do i listen the whole way through
THANK YOU!!
hell nah they turned kim into a PRONOUN💔💔💔
WHAT??????
him hitsuragi ☝🏻
I’m so fucking normal right now
thank you so much
5:12, 10:59
I love the idea of someone hearing this who's never played Disco Elysium.
They would be, Extremely Confused
Vocal fry: the videogame
at the lowest point in my life rn
Same!
Always been!
ok but
could we possibly have all his voicelines somewhere
Now we do! GrandFrance posted an 8-hour long vid of all the Kim's voicelines
@@umda700 thanks for telling me, found it 😭
I love that there’s two types of (vocal) ASMR that I listen to, which are completely opposite.
One is Japanese erotic AMSR, and the other is men talking with calm soothing voice that really makes me wish I’m gay.
And that’s why I’m confused as to why people go on twitch and watch women tap some bullshit into their mic, *men* talking calms me, soothes me, every problem I have with life suddenly vanishes, mental issues gone, sexuality confused.
bro you might be a bit gayer than you think
assigned homosexual at asmr (affectionate)
You don't have to be gay to be attracted to men tho :D
Don't worry. A lot of heterosexual men have such cravings. After all, who's better to comfort you than a bro who's usually so very loud, this time speaking gently for you.
@@valartman2671That’s cute actually, I like that a lot.
Thank you for this video
12:51 its all over the screen
we know who this is for
Me
@@paigehoney9055 ohh yo wassup dude
@@cepheusSuperior Not much! Week was stressful but Kim helped me get through it
Wheres cuno asmr
CUNO DOESN'T FOOKIN CARE
It's more like the alarm clock
@@verevka3850cunoesse would make a better alarm clock lol
One of my favourite parts with Kim is the tribunal and examining the body.
i facken knew this kind of vid would exist
ugh I'm so fucking in love
👉👈
It feels illegal to listen to...
I need this man’s voice so bad it’s not even funny
God yes
i am very normal and i do not seek parental guidance from this man at all
2 seconds in and i have to pause as i process how the sound i made was nowhere near human
How did you even get all of this dialogue?😂
Lord forgive us
im gay for kim
1:48 GRRAAAAAHHHHH
i need him
😳
00:35 🫶
АХХАХАХАХХАХА
favorites below (I am unwell)
5:00
12:51
16:10
3:14
3:31
😳😳😳
I want to marry Kim
I love his accent + voice, what accent is that? Ukrainian?
a native french ;)
Ukrainian 💀💀💀
@@macrons593 😶🌫️
@@macrons593 French
@@weaner556 nope
This is illegal to listen to
Hesso cuntensurven
5:07
I'll love you til you call the cops on me...
What is this from?? 😂😂
uh... disco elysium?
Disco Elysium
oh man.oh man are you in for a treat. oh boy.