I Can't Do This Anymore
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I was NOT ready for that ending
I was certain he was going to find a way to stalemate, but holy shit that ending was a shocking conclusion.
No one was ready my guy
Trust me checkmating by ladder of queens or rook is the most basic way to checkmate a king on a endgame
And he messed up that very badly
Nobody was, I was betting on stalemate tbh :P
Yooooo didn't knew you were into chess as well
Random place to come across you, love your content 👍🏻
Yet another example why when chess played perfectly is a draw
I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a while. :)
Well..It was definitely a draw
hahaha best comment
@@jakedeiwert🤣🤣🤣
ROFLMAO
How did black manage to have 4 queens and lose them all😭
The black king was a play boy that's why
They sucks
@@prinzecesartonares9332 🤣
lol this can't be real
3 of those are for nothing and 3 of those are lost to a king
14:12 "Have you ever seen a pawn forking two queens?" Line of the year.
Did that pawn want to fork on the table....? ;)
@@RoniRonkoKovatch fork
Oh my God, I'm still an innocent lamb, I swear I didn't notice it
Don’t take this quote out of context
@@RoniRonkoKovatch everybody wanna fork on the table
This is art
hi there!
That end game resembled the playing style of Alexandra Botez, truly a masterpiece
That ending was wild 😂
No way it's chess itself commented
Like the raccon that paints with his hands. Aye a good lad indeed 😄
"They can't know my next move if _I_ don't know my next move."
- 300 ELO logic, probably
not "probably" and i can tell you that logic goes all the way up to 1000 and beyond because of onemoveblunders.
Kind of reminds me of Yugi vs Pegasus.
As a 600 and former 300 I can confirm
As a former 300 Leo player,this is 100% correct
I guess you're right
'A PERFECT CHESS GAME ALWAYS ENDS IN A DRAW' - IM Gotham Chess
hes a gm
@@Merchantofwar Bro you are not a Gotham Subscriber? He is an IM
@@WordleStrat so? Doesn’t mean he isn’t a gm lol.
@@Merchantofwar he is an IM
@@Merchantofwar no he isnt xdd
10:53 might be a castle misinput from clicking the rook first, I've played with some newer players who have done that by accident in online chess
I've done that before. It sucks.
yes....iv done that multiple times actually.....so true and so sad
Maybe he didn’t even know that castling exists. When i started playing, i thought that castling players were cheating…
I was about to castle one time and I tried to do it quickly and I misclicked the rook. I had a seizure afterwards
It happened to me once
Was expecting a Queen stalemate, was not expecting THAT though.
You gotta expect anything in these games tbh.
@Pulzanicus pulzanic SAMEEEE
Stalemate is way too sophisticated. I was probably ~600 ELO before I started blundering stalemate.
I was thinking 50 move rule.
@@Seymourbaijan I think that would have been a more spectacular of a fail than the straight up blundering of the queens.
“I can’t do this anymore”
*checks bank account*
“Ladies and gentlemen…”
that's fr funny
m8 youre funny
true that
This deserves acknowledgement😂🤣.
Really hope you don't get trolled by the pin of shame, though🥲
@@leenadennis1556 pin of shame pins stupid and/or rude comments, this is neither
14:07
The aura in that pawn move is unbearably threatening. It has to be my favourite move in all of chess history.
Even Magnus buckled his boots upon seeing that pawn fork.
The way he just casually explained the moves at the end had me dead. “You do you a ladder checkmate. You move one queen, then you move the other, then sacrifice one queen, proceeds to lose the second queen, and the game ends in a king on king draw”
5:49: "What's worth more than a knight?"
Say the line, Levy! Say the line!
5:51: "You. You're worth more than a knight"
Yaaaaaaay!!!
That made me happy too😅😁
And it's fitting for the episode, too. Is a 300 worth more than a knight? Absolutely. Rook? Sure. Queen or king? I wouldn't go that far😝
LOOKS LIKE OUR VALUE IS DEPRECIATING AT FIRST WE WERE MORE THAN A QUEEN AND NOW WE ARE JUST MORE THAN A KNIGHT 🙁
@@kartikeyasaxena3465 inflation dude😔
What if I were a knight?
Me: "oh my god, two queens, I can smell the stalemate"
Black: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"
I can smell a stalemate when it's queen and king low elo endgame, but I thought that a basic ladder checkmate would've been easy to figure out... Apparently not.
@K I specifically determine which unfinished games will turn out to be stalemates. That is my career and my only purpose in life.
“Hey, can you help me? It’s my turn and I don’t know what to do. “
“pp on the pp”
“wha-“
Put pressure on the pinned piece
Pp on the pinned piece
Put pressure on the pp
Pp on the pp
@@WizDaPenguin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@WizDaPenguin i like the put pressure on the pp
Put pressure on the penis.
...wait.
the secret chess technique: frotting
After all that buildup the way Levy ended the commentary is absolutely gold! A brilliant move!
"Have you ever seen a pawn FORKING two queens?"
On chess website? No.
😂😂😂😂👌
I'm intrigued
Good one
And Levy just moved along without skipping a beat. Much more mature than I
send i need to see trhis
"Never let them know your next move" - 300 rated players probably
hilarious, man! Spot on.
10/10
They can't predict your next move if it makes no sense
@ Francisco Farias... Buddy.. you need to get a sense of humor.
@@gregseewald2161 Ok karen
I am here, sitting with actual tears flowing out of my eyes from that ending
Same
This definitely is the most disgustingly stupid , anti-climactic endgame in all chess games I have seen.... I've been scarred for life 🙂
Even three moves before the end, I couldn’t possibly, in any way, predict the inevitable draw. Laughed till it hurt!!
I was just sitting there like "it's gonna be a fucking draw, isn't it? there's NO WAY this should POSSIBLY end in a fucking draw, but I can FEEL it's going to happen", and then it did happen.
@@Leyrann That end sequance it think can only mean that this game was played by two ppl who wanted it to end in a draw. I mean there is just now way in hell that you do not win whit 2 queens. RIGHT ! RIGHT!
The worst part is that it wasn’t even stalemate.
It's amazing to me how even though this is a train wreck of a game, there was a clash in the opening, tactical patterns in the middle-game, and an unbalanced king-pawn endgame which ultimately leads to a draw. This really is GM chess
Some book move, some briliant moves, some dumb moves, a lot of throwaways
beginner chess in a nutshell.
"An imposter in among us" got me
I was expecting a stalemate but that ending was too perfect
I don’t think I’ve ever literally laughed out loud watching the ending of a chess game, but here we are 😂
Like Levy doesn't even make a big deal out of it!
I don’t understand how you said the pawn advance was the optimal stockfish move then made fun of it 20 seconds later
@@danielmclean3733 When did that happen?
@Daniel McLean it was the top move the previous turn
This sht was way to funny bro.
The players played so accurately that the game ended in a draw.
I keep coming back to this video just for 22:42... I'm always amused by Levy narrating the last few moves with such a straight face.
“He moves a pawn”
“Rook F8”
I literally died and have finally recovered after 3 hours
“I want to be an artist but I can’t draw”
Shakaloo and Blondie: “HOLD MY BEER”
absolute hilarious
@Joseph Rook Lol
True skill
underrated comment tho 😂😂😂
Some random Austrian man: hold my Panzer!
That ending was spectacular. Perfect ladder mate execution.
'Execution' indeed
Chess, but the king is Henry VIII
watching games like this is like watching a movie that's a mix of horror, comedy, drama and adventure but its never constantly the same it changes category every couple moves
10:58 When he said “I bet you wouldn’t guess what move” I went “Imagine if it’s Rb8” and when it was I literally jumped out of my chair
But it was Rf8.
"Every perfect game of chess must end in a draw"
not all draws are perfect games, but this one definitely was
- Sun Tzu in The Art of the 300.
@@dontthrow6064 a perfect disaster
For those of us in the middle of the bell curve, sometimes we intentionally forgo what we think is the best move in the hopes that our equally inept opponent will blunder the resultant position. Stockfish is never impressed by that "strategy".
Vouch
Can i ask what you consider the middle of the bell curve? Im not sure really where i am
@@anawilliams1332 You can go check your websites statistics to see what elo rating is in the middle of the bell curve
@@anawilliams1332 the bell curve is a standard deviation curve where 400 is the middle hump and I think 1600 is the standard deviation going up
hope chess
Truly GMs in training
darn tootin
22:46 had me dying😂😂 also you said white had the queens
Rook to f8 is probably a castles attempt, but black didn't realize one needs to move the king two squares in online chess instead of a rook
Even in real life, it’s proper etiquette to move the king first, then move the rook.
@@kaizoisevil who even gets taught ettiquette when you're just playing chess with your dad? No one, except for children of chess players
@@glenndiddy If you moved the rook first on an actual tournament and then move the king it would be considered illegal
You guys all realize they're 300, yeah?
Yeah absolutely. Surprised Levy didn't say that
I like the fact that before finding the mate, stockfish thinks that the position at 14:33 is -94. Just a casual -94
Proves Levy right. The computer doesn't know anything about chess. It gives -94 to a clearly drawn position
@@NoKnuckles rather, humans don't know anything about chess, the computer knows what its doing
@@satgurs woosh
@@satgurs Sorry bro but I gotta deny that you're cool. It's a joke
@@alanbiju1765 can you prove that it's a joke though? we need confirmation from the original poster
what a beautiful game played by these two very smart individuals.
3:19. Shakaloo Gambit
And realises that black players name was shakaloo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
22:03 Literally said "Okay, how does this end in a draw?"
I've seen too many beginner end games on chess reaction channels to not expect any hung queens taken with a king in endgame.
I was expecting a two-queen stalemate (happens all too easily), but I was not expecting black to blunder both queens (AGAIN!).
LOL - This is the funniest commentary yet. "I think he just did this move out of pity" - had me rolling.
He also drawed the ending out of pity.
That was unexpected. My god, I thought I was bad at chess but you man are making me feel a grand master
3:50 Botez impression😂
Back in the old days, a king vs king endgame had to be settled through gentlemanly fisticuffs.
FIDE sadly put an end to that.
I'd watch the shit out of a Carlsen vs Nakamura fisticuff.
And that was an upgrade from when they used to ro-sham-bo for it: kicking each other in the nuts until one gives up.
There's the story Alekhine told of his watching with amusement as two amateur players plowed on with just kings, and until one of them "won" by getting his king to the 8th rank and "making it a queen"!
“The bishop is dark square bishop, it literally can’t see half the squares.” Me: WRITE THAT DOWN!!
My strategy in bullet games against a lone bishop is to first put all my material on the opposite color if possible. Then worry about escorting your own pawns or scooping up material. Saves a lot of thinking time…
I used to think I was bad as a kid because in that situation I'd have made sure the queens were always on diagonals with one another on similar rows/columns to ensure there's no way to take them. Never imagined seeing someone lose two queens to just a king for absolutely no reason, the 50 move rule is more than generous enough to ensure play it safe when you can't lose.
"But what's worth more than a knight? You are worth more than a knight"
**Blushes in passant*
I laughed so hard at the end. It was like watching a clumsy person slip on banana peel. You know it's not nice to laugh, but you can't help it.
... while throwing a pie into his own face.
@@davidanderson2357 LOL! Love that image. :-)
I dont laugh at the end, not right away. I was like, "Huh? wtf? wait, seriously, wtf???"
Once again, Levy has shown us that a chess game always ends in a draw when played perfectly.
i'm addicted to watching you roasting newbies like me with that sweet accent of yours
Shakaloo Gambit 🤣🤣🤣3:11
“Have you ever seen a pawn forking two queens?”
I’m sure I’ve seen it on some website before…
what....
Please say it was lichess please say it was lichess please say it was lichess
@@OpticIlluzhion lixxxchess
@@OpticIlluzhion pls
Sir, you just won the internet
Levy: "nc3 is not the move"
Also Levy: [plays Jobava London in like half of the games in his last tournament.]
okay its like the sicilian defense. as a 2400 its probably fine but Imma be honest Id never play that bc it looks way too fancy n also id never put my knight in front of my c pawn like that. id play queens gambit in d4d5 positions
According to GM Simon Williams, for the Jobava London, white should move the knight before the bishop.
@@ogluqqychess4452 The fried liver trick alone in the Jobava London pushed me to like 1500 Lichess. ::D
@@Ss010101 making an account pushed me to 1500 in lichess (just joking, I play there as well)
Your formula of showing how it should be done, or what could be done, and then showing the disaster that actually occurs is perfect. Informative while being the perfect setup and punchline.
True i leanrned quite some stuff Here
Very commendable of them to play to kings like true gentlemen, they could’ve agreed to a draw 20 moves earlier but out of respect for the game they saw it to the very end.
I usually don't laugh at chess. This was a true shocking belly laugh at the end!
the end is pure gold
how is it possible to lose two queens in a row?
I laughed so hard
Same! Levy had me convinced they were going to ladder check and then he lost both HAHAHAHA
Finally! Another episode of bad chess so I can feel better about myself and completely forget that I have an assignment to do and be proud of myself being a lousy 1500! Best series on CZcams!
Sneaked in a lil flex but ok
Same except at 1100
relatable.
@@ahmedomermuqtadeer4098 1500 is not a flex.
Been stuck on 1500 for like 5 years and like a year ago when covid started I finally got to 1600. Was the happiest moment of my life.... Until I fell back to 1500. But now I have been pretty much stable 1600 for a while now and dont feel like falling anymore.
> Messes up castling.
> Messes up ladder mate.
> Blunders queenS in some belief the king can’t eat them. Repeatedly.
This was Black’s first game ever and you will not convince me otherwise.
10:39 I guessed the move first try LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
…how
@@Neo2266. Levy told us it was the most illogical move possible, so I just went with a typical 300 elo bullet move guess :)
13:15 "What does Stockfish know?" sums up my entire chess philosophy. 🤣
If Levy could only play THIS creatively, he'd have his GM title in no time.
Lmao the two queen sacrifices at the end
0:01 “Well of course I know him, he’s me”-Obi Wan Kenobi
The shakaloo gambit took me a couple of seconds to get but it really got me once I realized 😂😂
Same lol
I genuinely thought “Weird, isn’t that the Portuguese?” And then didn’t get it until minutes later
i don't get it
@@teagueolewiler4202 check the opponents name
i thought it would end with stalemate, but the ending is better than i expected.
This was most exilent my man... you had me in tears the whole way thorugh... this is art.
The abrupt endings always leave me breathless
14:18 - "What's worth more than a queens?" might be the single greatest line in a Gotham review to date :D
Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard him say ngl
A game played to perfection will always result in a draw
"Fork you, and fork you."
-A Wise And Strong Pawn
"2 queens and a king vs a king, what happens next will amaze you"
That ending was the best twist I have ever seen
The site should have let them play on, I'm not convinced one of them couldn't still have blundered a loss.
@@mattc3581 agreed, one of them could have absolutely hung the king after those performances
Staged.
same as in movie The usual suspects
@@JustStop19 its 300 ELO, lower than this is not knowing chess at all
besides, the ending black was probably in some sort of time trouble and made the most goofy mistake i have ever seen
About five minutes from the end I had a moment where I said to myself, "Oh no... this is going to end in the dumbest possible draw, isn't it?"
I can't win chess games, but I can still call them.
This is the beautiful game at its best, a perfect draw
bro sacrificed more queen in one game than in my entire chess games
After being frustrated for the whole day trying to understand some rook endgames, this really brightened my mood! Thank you, Levy.
Tips for winning in a 2 Queen vs King endgame: Don't blunder the two Queens one after the next.
@@RGC_animation if only shakaloo and blondie saw this comment
Breath taking, Scintillating, Fascinating.
This game demands an standing ovation for both the Gladiators, they gave this game literally all they had.
hi gotham love your videos and just want to let you know your content was part of the reason i started to play chess and i have seen so many things and know a lot of openings but as a low rated player im struggling to find sollutions but im having a lot of fun and thanks for the content
Gotham is slowly losing his sanity
I’ve never laughed so hard at a chess game before that ending got me Lmaoo
Me tooo
That ending killed me. Literally crying from laughter.
it's the deadpan delivery for me
"It's -21 according to stockfish, but what does stockfish know? C4 is a move!"
ever since watching your videos and understanding more about chess positions my mmr hasnt gone up much only 300-400 but my game rating says im playing like a 1000 so im happy 😂
A pawn forking two queens!
What's worth more than a queens?
But, were they twins? Every pawn's fantasy.
you. you are worth more than two queens
Manhattan, I'd guess
@@aelavia93 A queens*
That ending...unexpected, to say the least. Thought I can't say anything because I'm still a 700 who makes stupid mistakes all the time. At least this makes me feel somewhat better.
😹😹
I knew the draw was coming but I thought it would be stalemate hanging both queens is on another level.
Same here my friend, I’m hovering around mid 700’s and I always blunder some tactic or get lost in the mid game and end up losing.
@@n00dle_king Yeah, I was expecting stalemate. In hind sight, black having drawn after promoting two queens, we should have known that mating a king with two queens was just beyond it's capability.
I have not played online yet but in everything else I am 800 so I feel your pain
This game hurts me in ways I didn't even know was possible, and I am rated 750, I can't imagine poor gotham going through this torture of a chess match.
I think this defines emotional damage.
i wasn't expecting that ending. One of the funniest endings ever🤣🤣🤣
12:18 pp on the pp LOL
12:17*
I have never seen such a crazy move as pawn forking 2 queens. It was breathtaking.
13:10 "but what does stockfish know?" EVERYTHING
A “How to Lose at Chess” episode is like a Xenoblade series entry. It wouldn’t have been made had the ending not have been magical.
16:18 "Now me take rook" 😂
I was not ready for that ending 😭
the youre worth more than a knight was so wholesome. thank you levy.
Analyzing too much 300 elo game is the reason behind Levy's blunders.
Love the nonchalant recap of a ladder mate knowing what was about to happen. Please keep doing these videos
Me: "Oh, okay, two Queens against a lone King, this is elementary stuff. Just walk the King to his doom, and-"
Black: *throws one Queen away*
Me: "Okay, sure, Black still has mating material, just has to use their King now, and it's still a foregone-"
Black: *throws the other Queen away*
Me: *McFriggin' loses it*
McFriggin? 🤣
*I’m Losing It*
When black played rf8, I knew he would. Because there’s lottery ONE OPTION FOR ME TO LOSE ALL MY BRAINCELLS