@@ukraine_gurlie7255 yeah totally. That’s the dumbest Shit I’ve ever heard. You hear a obviously fake knock and your first idea is to arm yourself and hide. Totally
Me: ... *walks back in my house* Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR. Me: ...I...I got a haircut. Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you? Me: Me:...... Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
Shrek: Cutting my hair
Me: Turning my head on 360 degrres.
Shrek: Confused screaming
OpiumVEVO XD
LMFAIAI
**confused scream in asmr**
Looool
I DIDINT KNOW I COULD MOVE THE SCREEEEN
2:09
OHH NOOO!!
i moved my head the whole time getting a hair cut
and he didn't even complain once not once not once
danny hunter bij breiiin
Ikr
This is why the haircut went bad
Shrek has his ways
Yeah shrek is the best barber
Me: *exploring with the 360 camera*
Shrek: *Knocks on door*
Me: "I'm in class mom!"
don’t be ashamed, keep your eyes on me;).
@@shrek6432 It's the legend himself. Greetings from the Dutchman.
WHAT IS THIS WORLD? SHREK AND VOLDEMORT IN THE SAME STORY?
@@kaiz4569 LOL
@@shrek6432 omg, daddy shrek
Is it bad that I’ve been looking for asmr for hours and this is the best one I have found
No, me too lol
Maybe
SaME 😂
You weren't the only one.
Shrek should have his own asmr channel.
I'll consider it...
Firecharger 427 right!!
Yes obviously
Jesus Christ I got scared when he busted through the door
(Edit) I just noticed this has now 1k likes
Right? I almost shitted myslef
I’m 100% I shat myself
I levitated off the bed
I THREW MY PHONE AND IT CRACKED 😂😭😂
It’s go scary when he blacked you out
the fact that i actually got tingles from this is concerning
that quiet little "oh no" at the end always gets me xD
The true question is:
*Why didn't hair fall when he cut your hair?*
You’re bald, and he’s combing and cutting air
@@nommingmochi lmao
*cut*
@@kaproskarleto5136 ?
@@oofgeneral it's not "cutted" it's "cut"
I love when Shrek kidnaps me while I'm watching him doing ASMR on YT just to give me a terrible haircut
y'know, just happens all time
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@@majdyalkateeb9987 I couldn't agree more.
@@Frog_Driver 😂😂😂
I never felt so happy , weird and relaxed at the same time
Mad respect for those who don't have vr glasses
Doctor: you have 2 minutes and fifteen seconds to live
me:
What are you going to do with that extra second???
calling all teletubbies! Rewatch it.
@@keIsey I shall die in peace
Spongebob squarepants great 👍
14* seconds
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre...
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
Love them or hate them you have to admit, *they are spitting facts*
don't give me *f l a s h b a c k s*
Midnight club for life
I like how we are voluntarily letting him give us a haircut cause we are not even tied down
Fell asleep and woke up to Shrek giving me a fresh cut
what if we both were kidnapped by shrek and given a bad haircut...just kidding...unless
Unless wut
You forgot the awkward aha
Unless...... 😳
Both?
Idiots it was a meme but nevermind
Shrek is so cool he didn't complain when I move my head
He just *accidentally* cut off both of your ears while you were moving your head.
ikr XD
Yea
Adelita Dela Torre I know right?
@@musicaldoodles9615 Oh nO
Oh so this is what she was talking about 💀
Even tho it’s supposed to be wired, it’s actually very nice and gives my tingles
I HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM THE KNOCKING-
YESSSS
WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?!
SAME
@@lilscrilla5081 yes please
I Thought I was the only one😭
Shrek looking away and frowning and saying “Oh no...” at the very end is what made me laugh 😂
Peppa Pig haha 😂
Mya Papaya ye
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think he mess up your hair that’s why
Infinity Animation bruh you went far lol
Surprisingly relaxing. Wish it was an hour long.
i love of how at 00:16 he tries to explain whats hes doing,but ends up by just saying just twice,and then you get kidnapped,love It LMFAOO
Imagine someone trying to understand this in 100 years
Vaculy imagine someone trying to understand this now
Imagine Jesus trying to understand it
Imagine people from the past reacting to this
420th like on your comment
😂 😂 😂
Shrek, can give me a haircut anytime ;)
It wont be bad
That's a little bit nostalgic!😂 I used to get so scared because of the knock😂
The one thing you don’t want to hear your barber say: “Oh no” 😂👍
*Day 90 of quarantine: Hired an ogre to cut my hair, and beard. Didn't even have to pay.*
Que porraa e ebaaa ksksksksksk
@@toddlerdepot1393
But,
*it's free real estate.*
Wow we’re in like day 148 now or something like that probs more
Wow...its been that long? How am I not crazy? Oh well!
you hired him? He just walked into my house.
This is why I pay internet
I love your profile pic
@@iri-jan thank you it's Natsuki from ddlc 💕
Your likes are illuminati confirmed.....
Lol
@@cringenigguh5127 ⚠️🔼🔺️
I LEDGIT THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE WHEN THE KNOCKING STARTED. im in my garage with my dog and a knife😂
Yeah this totally happened.
Nice lie
@@thedonkey6704 nice attitude
@@ukraine_gurlie7255 maybe I was a bit harsh but admit. Who fucking hides for their life when they hear the fakest knock imaginable
@@thedonkey6704 alot of people.
@@ukraine_gurlie7255 yeah totally. That’s the dumbest Shit I’ve ever heard. You hear a obviously fake knock and your first idea is to arm yourself and hide. Totally
Médico: você tem dois minutos e quatorze segundos de vida.
Eu:
Who else was just looking around the room when he was cutting the hair 😂
Making sure nothing fishy goin on xD
@Birdena Crawford huhh
Me lolll
@@demonitize9490 meee haha
Me😂😂
Top 5 Scariest Videos Found in Area 51
Wait...did Shrek kidnap us just to take us into area 51?
😤👌
I'm Going To Say The N Word. Nuggers! Yes I know what video you got it from.
ااااااااااا
يعني هذا الفيلم حلو حلو
THIS MAKES ME FEEL EMOTIONS..IVE NEVER FELT like love shrek is love shrek is life.
Why is this actually relaxing-
1890: In future, we will have flying cars
2019: Shrek cutting your hair experience in 360°
🤣
🤭🤭😂😂😂
@hendawg *uses imagination* *slaps
@hendawg
Cats didn't exist? ._.
The fact that shrek kidnaps you to do your hair is actually frightening
Creepy*
No its not
So bad that he kidnapped you over it
i have never felt more tense while watching an asmr video
okay, i dont get tingles from professional asmr, but i got tingles from this
_wHat the_ *fUCK*
-hOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FANFICTION-
.-. GIVE ME THE LINK! Uhhh, I- uh- I mean... Weird!
-.-.-
-f-
-v
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Me: *tries to stay still so I could get the perfect haircut*
Goat Soap Oh no
I just turned to the side so he wasn’t cutting my precious hairline areas ._.
Goat Soap yoo 1000th like
I wanted to run away but it didn‘t work
Shrek after you move a inch: "Oh no.."
I never new I needed this till now.
Great asmr, got tingles
Seriously tjis is qmazing 😭
I watched this with VR and almost shet myself at the beginning-
Yep its scary
Not even
i screamed then i cricked
Omg same it always scares me so much lol
And when u shet, you didn’t flush the toilet? d i s g u s t a n g
the knocking in the beginning scared the living hell out of me💀
Oh same bro
Its middle of the night here rn that scared the shit out of me menn
Same
Sameee omg
God I fell off my bed
Omg bro why is this brain washing me to sleep this is soo good
Okay, but this actually gave me tingles so like-?
I am proud of myself. He did a haircut on me and I didn’t pay money.
*Oh no~*
You still need to pay for that
You payed with life time
And he doesn’t complain when you move
I pay,whit a like
Me: ... *walks back in my house*
Mom: Hey sweetie, where’d you go-oOOOOH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR.
Me: ...I...I got a haircut.
Mom: THAT AINT A HAIRCUT HUN. Who did this to you?
Me:
Me:......
Me: I don’t wanna talk about it.
That's me
1 Day later Shrek: ITS YOUR TURN!
I have just rediscovered this comment and I am now horrified. 💀💀💀 Not the pov comment 😭 WHY
I think this is the best "aircut" I've ever had
I’m gay
Vhsvlr I still get scared when he busts that door open
I jumped ngl
I know lmao
Me too
Same 😂
The knocking is so realistic, and it makes me feel like someone is knocking on my door.
same my heart was beating so fast
Trooper Miguel for realss💀🎧
Trooper Miguel I know right!
Trooper Miguel same I jumped!!!
Same but I opened my door I saw my bro was about to knock
No but this is actually really relaxing-
i've tried many other asmr, and the only thing that was able to give me tinglies was this
I don't care how bad the haircut is if it's Shrek giving it.
No replies? Well i help you then
No replies? Well I help you then
No replies? Well I help you then.
SAMEEE no replies? Well I help you then
Let’s keep it going. No replies? Well I’ll help you then
Me: *getting kidnapped*
My kidnapper: *dont worry I’m not going to hurt you, just cut your hair!*
Me: *are you Shrek?*
He lives in breeze home
🕎
Emma Plays Roblox p
OH MAH
Lo
I love the way you can just move your phone!
Best opening to an asmr vid ever 🤣🤣
*knock knock*
*Shrek bursts through the door*
Shrek: I jus- look I just...
My $60 iPhone VR goggles were worth it
Alright SHOWOFF 😒
i thought someone was actually knocking on my door i got scared
How the haircut dude was it good or the bad the colour of your mouth or what
Creo que no hay comentarios en español
Me to lol
Jajaja igual
I thought so too
This was truly life changing. Thank you. Im in your debt.
This gives me tingles on SOOOO make levels for some reason!
This the only reason I love Shrek
His horrible hair cuts
@@KatieTheWolfy wtf
The reason I like shred is cause he is sexy
I accidentally streamed this to my tv when my parents were watching it
Yah
Did they enjoy it?
Shreck
This is my worst nightmare but when I’m watching... you know what
Noah Seo ponno yeah
I’ve gone from a 1 hour psychology lecture video to this my life 😂
The “oooh no” had me crying 😭😭🤣🤣
Believe it or not, it was so realistic I actually got a haircut from shrek.
What did it look like lol
I believe it
Wait...
I believe
🤣I believe
"Im NoT gOnNa EaT yOu"
-shrek
*Kidnaps you instead*
Wish he would 😳
why, just why, this is so wonderfull, masterpiece
Shrek is love, shrek is life
Every body else who kidnaps you: puts you up for ransom
Shrek: cuts hair
No, he cuts air
Not all Heros wear capes
Video: Shrek gives you a haircut ASMR
10M people: interesting..
Hola
@@goo6518 hello
@@CuP0dz bonjour
@@celestia1307 ohio
@@prankmaster0 olá
Let's be honest, we all agreed that this video is the best 360 video on CZcams
Imagine someone had the idea to make this, what a national treasure
Meanwhile Shrek: *STOP MOVING UR HEAD IM TRYIN TO CUT YA HAIR*
ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴋᴇʏ!
Lol I was wondering if he was ever gonna say that
Correction..
Would you stop moving your fucking head..
FOR 5 MINUTES!?
He was cutting my eye ball
@@tmullen111 LMAO
The knocking sounded so real I thought I was about to die,
Me to lol
I've played so much Warframe and everytime someone knocks on the door, I always think it's a Battlyst shooting down my door. fucking sentients
M E
Same, I was watching this at night and when I heard it my heart dropped until I paused it and played it back again.
Oop, same
I watched this in vr and it scared the hell out of me
why does he look so wholesome combing our hair- omg i love this.
It looks like he’s trimming our faces so I laughed so hard and fell
Based on his reaction at the end, I think he is
I like how he doesn’t try to cut your hair he just plays with the equipment infront of you
Lots of likes and no replies also im your first reply
hes just giving the O2 some cute bangs
Perfectly Pastelz oxygen depleted in (23s)
@@sirbearbotbear5087 ruh ro
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i got shivers down my spine when he knocked on the door, i lowkey thought my dad was at the door
Other title for this video: Shrek kidnaps you for his ASMR video
_"Imagine what people will be doing with computers 30 years from now"_
Something 100 times better than what bill gates thought we would do with them
12 million people watching a large green monster acting like he's giving us a haircut in his shack in the middle of a swamp.
@@user-ol5bj4dm2v I wouldn’t have it any other way
ooo
That's my comment you stoke ut
If your watching this
Your a man or woman of culture
You too lad
Thank
Thank
Non binary people 0_0
Thanq
OMG tysm I can never fall asleep but this video helps me 🙏😊 tysm new favorite asmr vid
Pov: you picked the wrong swamp fool and for that shrek has to torture you with tingles for all eternity
*TIME STAMPS* 💚
0:00 - 0:19 intro
0:19 - 0:22 whispering (talking?)
0:22 - 0:24 laughing
0:24 - 2:11 giving you a haircut, brushing hair, walking around
2:11 - 2:14 dramatic outro
*TOODLES* 💚
Very useful
Thank you
•Gäłäxÿ• Gūrł• thank you I was trying to see if their were jump scares 😂
This comment is so funny to me lmaooo
Nilda Lima flor ??
The way he said “ oh no” scared me
Scary at first but I find this strangely relaxing now
Finally what I needed
Me: why is he cutting nothing?
Shrek: *Am I A Joke To You?*
In theory it cuts hair but cuts air
not funny
didnt laugh
@@Maukiki that's okay
not funny
Didn't laugh
@@benlmao9510 seriously?!?😡
5/5 stars
“Best haircut I’ve ever had”
Me:were is my hair?
Monika why did u delete dokis ;-;
[B.c.c.] Eh Why not? 😉
@@maefinn8292 -cri-
@@maefinn8292 bECAuSe i lOVe yOu
So.......nobodies gonna talk about Shrek waking us up to have asmr for sleeping
any juicers? LULW
My mom: hold still I'm cutting your hair
Shrek: perfectly calm while my screen is having a violent seizure
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
CZcams recommends
Matheus Souza This comment is so dumb, I thought you forgot to finish it.
Literally it was a joke shut you’re fucking mouths
I’m sorry to the person who wrote that comment that such idiots came across it
@@frankienotfound7998 it's not funny
Matheus Souza SAME😂😂😂😂
I get sad every time I remember this is just a video on youtube… I wish this was real … it’s so beautiful
Shrek: *cutting my hair*
Me: *looks down* "wtf I'm a chair"
The fact this gave me tingles for the first time in years is concerning
You see, shrek’s got that ✨magic✨
Jjjjjuuuu
@@basiclybops5017 oll
Kk
New asmrist help me get tingles