THE BEST WORST GAME EVER! | Press X To Not Die
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
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Outro: Jazz in Paris by Media Right Productions
This is by far one of the more creative and funny games I have seen. Thanks for the upload and the laughs Dlive.
"Why does everyone keep on attacking meeeeeeeeee" ~ Random Guy, 2015
BN Boss21 guys just using VM cascaded chunky please make me tell my dad I said good night movie have a good day if you don't call me later
10:25 killed me XD
Derp SSundee nice name
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Madness combat
"How many do times do you have to karate chop a clown?!"--Dlive, 2015
+Tabitha Schultz The world may never know! :O
+Tabitha Schultz LOL
+dlive22891 I just hear the owl from the tootsie pop commercial "one. a-two. a-three" then the clown dies.
Cloneman1234
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words of wisdom
XD
You really deserve more subs, your videos are so good!
'Why does everyone keep attacking me?!' Lol x'D best part
Ikr
This WHOLE GAME would have been easier if The main character had A GUN OR SOMETHING!!!
the most powerful weapon ever is the ballon sword thats so EASY
dude the chainsaw the worst
THIS IS A JOKE DONT TAKE IT FOR REAL
Hey dlive you should have kept asking her if she liked chocolate because she pulls out a bar of it and eats it
Skullswiper5399 *Sexually.
Dlive: How many times do you have to karate chop a clown?!
Me: OVER NEIN THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
🤣🤣🤣😁😁
I just watched a weird ad about a unicorn pooping icecream
Torin Sockey me too
Same
18:47 you could see someone walking
This looks like a game Smosh would make
True True
+Yoshimaximum101 it dose and smosh is awsome
+derpy buters They aren't 'awesome' (spelled with an e), they produce the same video over and over again, immature child humour that appeals to the lowest common denominator. Oh and also they don't appreciate their fans, and on one of their videos where they open presents fans sent them, they openly insult the gifts, and the senders, they aren't creative in the slightest, and like I said each video is identical to the one the preceded it, every parody video is the same, they're shit, and only morons like them. Also they're ungrateful assholes that take their fame and their money for granted. I can't wait until the day one of them dies so I can watch the memorial video and piss myself laughing at the surviving assholes misery, because he fucking deserves to loose something, in order to appreciate everything else he has, maybe then he might be more sincere and actually respect his fanbase, and he might actually be inspired to create something new, and then I might like Smosh, but even at that, it would be a stretch for me to even consider giving them a chance again.
Why are there have Smosh fans and half Smosh haters commenting. If you don't like Smosh please don't respond :)
+loose sadly
After seeing a dead friend on the ground, what do you do?Poke a kitty's nose....I can't be arsed...
+Chivalry KITTY!
kitty kitty kitty ( ;
+dlive22891 hi
+Chivalry KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITY
BoxBrawler
...This Game...IT'S A LIVE ACTION ONE?!
Ro-ro-ro-roroblox
They Should've had a part where it went like this "Please don't kill me!" She said, "Hmmm, fine." The clown replied.
You know, you can drag all the CZcamsrs you know and make a parody or something like this. As a collab or something.
Just an idea...
I want to make a parody. This is an epic concept! quick-time events for days!
ռօ ʊ cant
Alberta Malachi and
How Many times Dlive...HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU REALLY SPY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHOWERING...(I did it a lot)
😂 omg chilled, you would
Chilly wizzy
😢
+CriousGamers I was waiting for that part, because you did it so many times, but Dlive skiped immediately :(
+CriousGamers Not once, I'm a gentleman ;)
+CriousGamers Hey Chilled sup ;) and nice will power dlive I wouldn't peak either :D
1 GAME.
1 MAN.
TOO MUCH SARCASM.
XD
BY MICHEAL BAY, (sorry if I spelled anything wrong:/)
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I don't like this game I don't like it
jeff soriano I like gory games I like it
XD
when you missed the kiss its like you were gumball in that episode
7:58 He touched the butt!!!
+AA Draco972 You always got to touch the booty!
+dlive22891 RIGHT thank you DLIVE22891
+dlive22891 hi I'm a new CZcamser
+Jose Morales L
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AA Draco972 what butt??
I know what happens when you press A
One of the best things I've ever seen on CZcams in a while 😭
This was hilarious xD Can't wait for the sequel!
that game was cool
+Jose Baltazar Definitely agree, they planned on making something hilarious and they did not disappoint xD
Are you goona play the hard mode
So that's why many CZcamsrs don't go outside xD
Wow
+Luca Vermeulen nl?
yep
You make me laugh 24/7 Dlive
3:35-3:38 Me unlocking the door to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. COME ON, I CAN DO THIS! *Starts breaking the door with the key, missing the keyhole everytime*
it's like the purge
True very true
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These graphics are so good that it looks like real life.
It is real life
+Chillin Mcmillions thanks captain obvious
+Chillin Mcmillions thanks captain obvious
+Chillin Mcmillions thanks captain obvious
thanks for posting the same comments three times.
Dlive is one of the only youtubers i watch that actually takes time to respond to the comment section, what a guy, that or he's just trying to act friendly to gain trust and kill us all!!
Erm dlive could you play assion scread
Watch the next one be Press Y not to Die
+Ender up (Enderup) That would be funny but the name is actually Press X To Not Die: Dream Warriors
***** I know but if they made a 3rd one would probably be Press Y not to Die
But I guess I would be least likely if they mad a 3rd one
Actually if I was the one making these games I would make 4 game called Press X,Y,B,A to not Die
So that each one had a letter just like the Xbox controller
U should have picked the balloon sword
+Danny Palmer No way chainsaw all the way!
+Brandon Whyte (bwhyte101) what about Bhainlaw? xD LOl RANDOMM
+Brandon Whyte (bwhyte101) agreed
im afraid of clowns!
+dlive22891 balloon sword kills
Guy with black jacket:why does everyone keep attacking me!?!?!?!?!?!?!
my favorite part was the shower part!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
10:30 LOL! XD
If you enjoyed our game, plz consider visiting our Steam store page: store.steampowered.com/app/402330/
Press x to not die is a game where you play as a basketball player and you're in a town where people are fuqqing crazy and they kill everyone on sight, and then you pet cats
4:16
Best death screen ever
zombie humans
Alton Gray Uhhhhhh humans are zombies.
Me to
10:28 When you are trying to be friendly on a TF2 trade server.
Sydkicvision42 wat that
my fav line:
"why does everyone try to attack me?!!?!"
wait...while he was fighting the clown why didn't he use the chainsaw while he was i don't know fist fighting the clown
hi
I got hit in the nuts
I’m always coming back to this video so I don’t forget my childhood
OH NO ITS A FARMVILLE PLAYER, I fucking just died of laughter
I was like nice
(๑•ี_เ•ี๑) Finally you play this game
+KrisKook It just came out on Steam :O
***** I know XD. But I was waiting for you to play it. I like to see my favorite CZcamsr have a good laugh
I love how right after he said "do you drink milk?" I got a fucking ad for almond milk lol
YOU MISSED THE ULTIMATE WEAPON......THE BALOON SWORD!!!
umg su op
the clown is jacksepticeye
Yeah pretty much
Jse is better than dlive
gavin Murphy nope
no
foxy is awesome no
Totally blew my expectations out of the water xD I dig. Was light and hilarious...esp. when you press B instead of A, bahaha.
You think there are people like us like normal. Random guy: WHY DOES EVERY ONE KEEP ATTACKING ME
Your friend dies infront of your very eyes by a green haired lady and you book the cats nose. My life is like this every day! 😂
Boop*
I love to watch your videos everyday :3 thanks for making me laugh Dlive! X3
+Bunny Boy Thanks for watching Bunny! :)
Me:*watches a person get murdered*
Me:dude be careful
Me:*pokes a kitty’s nose*
Me:yay he’s fine!
Me:*sleeps*
lolz I thought that was HILARIUS you should play more of these dude!
Second best gaming channel I have found
I died four times trying to watch Christina take shower.
I Don't Think There's A Sequel
Man I Really Wanted A Sequel To This Game
Clown is my favorite anime villain.
DLIVE you should have kept asking her if she liked chocolate it's hilarious
press a to eat
cmon i can do this
*presses b*
5 years later
press x to die from starving
*presses b*
cmon i can do this
Watching the shower isn't bad because you're going to die in the bathroom because she pulled out a katana so i guess it was not that worth it anyway
I haven't laughed so much a video in ages! This was great!
a man's got a kill when a man's got a kill
Dlive if you press the "Do you like chocolate"so many times the scientest girl will eat the chocolate!
12:45 Dlive used Focus Punch! It's super effective!
dammit dlive you gotta push the right buttons! really still enjoyed it keep up the good work
"MUST COLLECT SOYBEANS!" mr.crazy clown 2015
theirs a legend of zelda quote at 17:17
7:04 I HAVE THOSE DINO STICKERS!!!
…
I would say oh fuck when the baseball guy and scissor woman came
this is basically an on point parody of horror games
You should have kept asking her about the chocolate. It makes her literally pull out a candy bar and rip it to shreds!
I love how it says you got kicked in the NUTS
13:00 angry grandpa LMAO!!😂😂😂
the best part is they know its a video game XD
oh and when the player said
"hes.. a FARMVILLE PLAYER"
The Baloon Sword. Jason's best weapon
Hey Dlive, imagine if Jason Vorrhees was in this game. You would be dead no matter what you do.
The apocalypse has been happening for about 5 minutes and there already professionals?
Wow.
Wait...if your strength and madness is about the game you play, would that mean if you play undertale, a dragon ball game,Paint the town red or something that involves killing, or super power would it make you strong?
Undertale:LOVE and EXP
Db:Power ups, ki blasts
Paint the town red:punching suff hard, Fush rah dah, and smite
T H E B A S I C S
Well...if this was an apocalapyse I'd survive forever
omg it's the purge
Omg this is waaaayy better than Virtual Morality...😂
Me in middle school "Why Does Every One Keep Attacking Me?"
at 7:08 I have those dinosaur stickers on my wall XD
when this game came out people thought it was shit but at this day and age its P E R F E C T
i really like your videos keep up the likes and subs
3:27 lmao
I never knew a teacher had skills now that shows you never to mess with your teacher
Haha hahaha.. Drive dlive.. I'm LITTERY crying omg!! Great video
Dlive*
my high score was 1,000,000,000
Liar such a bragger
1 billion...right.....
Mangle YT what is your CZcams videos? They are... Hmmmm weird
What if I'm a PlayStation guy? Can I still press buttons other than X? Wait a minute... Oh. OH! THANK YOU NINTENDO! YOU HAVE THE SAME BUTTONS AS XBOX!
I can't wait to see u play the sequel cause this game looks hilarious
your so good at this game Dlive
I don't know how many things u did wrong
*Chinese guy runs past* "WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ATTACKING MEEEEE!!!"